Retsufrash - Arise 2 (1/2)

[Entamrik]

He says "Is that your retsupruae pose?" to diabetus, whatever he was doing that we couldn't see

[chosentonessournotes]

I'm pretty sure he says retsupurae pose and that he's referring to the MoFunZone logo. Hahaha

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

The thing that flashed up on the bed was the meat but it had to remove itself

[Anthony3PO]

that sounds like me shaking my pee after im done *video ends*

[KaraMayonakaSora]

I don't know why, but that 'turn out the light' thing made me immediately look to see if there was retsupurae fanfics.

There was. (You know the one.)

Please tell me you have done a dramatic reading. I mean, I'm going through the whole archive so if you have, then I'll find it eventually. But if not, hearing that read would pretty much be the best thing that I'll hear this month and possibly the rest of this year.

[KingdomHeart723]

@KaraMayonakaSora Oh yes, I read it and I did the Retsupurae pose myself involuntarily from surprise.

[SirTotallyAwesome]

Something that sounds like "retsupurae pose". Even at full volume I can't quite make it out.

[FinalGamerJames]

What does Slowbeef say when "Volume 2" shows up on the screen that makes Diabetus laugh?

[Megaofthemen]

Damnation of the bloated athiest,My fav. book.

[milleniumfrisbee]

to be honest the thing at 3:20 made me jump a little

[0HLAWD]

really slowbeef? you didn't think the remote was used on the door?

[Zknight7126]

How the fuck is this fun?

[scatzilla99]

@Zknight7126 Its not fun.

It's MoFun.

[Zknight7126]

@scatzilla99 Are you sure it isn't lessfun? (You can sue me for this pun)

[meckrisa]

@scatzilla99 Mofun than what? Getting kicked in. . . ASS. . . with a SHOE!?

[3Gads]

Arise: The game for those who have a drawer fetish"

[SSBMKirby]

"People who played this also enjoyed Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom."

[EvanCWaters]

This is probably where the franchise peaked.

[lethraxin]

Sadly, i'm the kind of person who keeps getting scared by these things.

[kerbe3]

@lethraxin Pop scares aren't exactly scary. They are startling and being startled is different from really being scared.

[lethraxin]

@kerbe3 oh, thank you, I wasn't entirely aware of this.

[kerbe3]

@lethraxin Though, being startled by pop scares [happens to me too] is VERY annoying.

[chaaarrrliiieee]

i keep getting scared by those damn jpegs >_>"

[nintendonut888]

I just realized, those walking sounds at the end of the video are ripped straight from Tomb Raider 2. Man, you'd think with all the jpgs he'd find a free sound effect to rip.

[Rikaroar]

Who the fuck are Frank and Chris?

[JanitorAntisocial]

Could you imagine if the MoFunZone and Playhub collaborated?

I don't think my heart could take what Flash game would result from that.

[Proygon2000]

This series should just be called "The Legend of the Keys that Unlock Drawers".

[AdudenamedKemp]

"What do you think we should do- uh, Diabetus?"

Did he edit out his name, or was that just a close shave?

[AdudenamedKemp]

@ThaBoneheadDudes You know, no one has ever replied to my comments with a funny response until just now.

[ggamer2004]

And with that note, Retsupurae ends a video in the most perfect manner.

[AdudenamedKemp]

"I'm right next to you..."

I thought they usually did this by video chat.

[JanitorAntisocial]

@AdudenamedKemp

Diabetus came for a visit.

I think this and the first Arrival In Hell were the ones they did in person.

[TAGMOMG]

So wait, If we're Arising, why are we starting the second episode by going DOWN into a sewer?

[mawknation]

So judging by that manhole cover, this takes place in Madrid? Man, that place is a dump!

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

The damnation of the bloated atheist is one of the most intriguing and inspiring atheistic works of literature to atheists everywhere! Buy you copy today for just two huge helpings of shit. And as a special bonus we will piss on your feet when we deliver it.

[iammadrightnow]

you better watch out for them infamous watermelon demons!

[Cloaytonem2]

For jump scares I'm pretty sure you don't even need a scary picture.

You could just use a bird and add the scream/roar/generic horror noise.

[Rafalgahr]

I wonder if the fact they retconned the disease to name it "Black Vomit" is a hamfisted and obscure reference to Sarcofago... It's a song on their debut album INRI, and I guess people making horror-themed flash games will try to shoehorn nods to "SÄTÄNIK" stuff...

[HelpfulYoshi]

The maker of this had a drawer fetish

[Monkeylaughsatstupid]

Dammit... this game is crap but I still get jumpy when a random thing pops out of nowhere... I fail =(

[MoonshadowCaz]

I love Damnation of the Bloated Atheist.

[TheProjectMJ]

TRAPPED IN THE SEWER in the mo fun zone! :DD

[PEZhead5432109876]

Gotta love the "Making A Wood Fired Pizza" in related videos, I can't think of anything MO' FUN!

[PickpocketSan]

At least the puzzles aren't as bad as Exmortis 2. One thing you need to click on is obscured 90% of the time by dialogue (literally) throughout the game and the puzzles are about as stupid, but more frustrating. The walktrough by the game's author keeps mentioning with those puzzles the likes of "...But considering you're reading this, you're either frustrated or you don't want to do this tedious stuff." Then why the hell did you put them in?!

[TheToast7]

"Sounds like me shaking out my pee after I'm done."

[genericman7060]

Why were you making a big deal out of your inventory being gone? You used It all in the first game!

[NightBladerFromHell]

"Is the code 666?"

*Almost a year later*

Arise 4. The code is 666.

[MrRetlav]

@NightBladerFromHell fucking hell what a complex code (i just saw the video they made of arise 4... what a goddam awsome game with the best boss battle ever!!)

[TonyBranston]

@NightBladerFromHell Let me guess...no creativity 8/10

[goat210210]

@TonyBranston HAY

10/10

[AgentMidnight]

1:44 funnily enough Arise 4 did this exact thing.

[grit1]

Can you resist the bone chilling horror of the Arise series as a whole?

[rekameohs]

Mo Fun Zone website shows Arise 3 as being out, complete with ridiculous looking jpeg! Time for a halloween treat?

[DayBreakization]

Imagine putting so much effort in Action Scripting, drawing, coloring, shading, music, sound effects, stupid jpgs pop scare crap, and then the game sucks chode.

[Soragan]

"Well, I bet you have, but can you face your worse fear?"

Another drawer? *clicks part 2*

[gaminggoddess85]

The part with all the red eyes popping up reminds me of when you die in the fireberry cave in Legend of Kyrandia.

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

Trapped in a Sewer in the MOFUNZONE! ^0^

You rule.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

i will admit, the jpegs this time did almost create a sensation in my body similar to shock or fear

[555Soupy555]

More j-pegs and they still scare the crap out of me

[nomekop666]

wow the pop ups are more scary in this one

[wwedbzfan2000]

The jump scares would actually be scary if there weren't SO FUCKING MANY

[funkymonkey0426]

WE NEED ARISE 3!!! XD

[77Lupin1]

Cows, screwing you over since 1897.

[keekeekoko101]

i hate those fucking popup things.....

[yuruka96]

hey, guys, remember that time they found the key in the drawer? man, that was great.

[pokelord99]

i have to admit, the zombie face head thing startled me a bit

[Begeru]

@pokelord99 Me too, just for second. But it's just a stupid and cheap trick that's not actually scary, just startling.

[SenseiLeRoof]

I don't know about zombies, but games like these have given me a deep-seated fear of locked drawers.

[Jakeallen86]

Needs a better Khey11!

[UberRusty]

"Hey, you remember that drawer thing? Let's do that shit some more."

That phrase keeps popping into my head while watching this video.

[cyberhoodlum]

OH BY THE WAY!!!

[joey9909]

I logged into the MoFunZone and was given an achievement for realizing I shouldn't have logged in ever.

[fishycats]

Well i am in the MoFunZone!

[wwedbzfan2000]

LOL. You look up at the light in the roof, then all of a sudden- OMGRANDOMZOMBIEAAAAAAH

[pyramidheadkitten9]

the thing i hate about this stupid fucking series is it keeps talking about some big evil disease BUT NOTHING IN THE FUCKING GAMEPLAY HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

it would be like if i just took the audio from silent hill and put it over resident evil.

[nitemaric]

i think the thing on the bed was a glitch. cuz i saw it too

[PRINCEJONEZY]

dude I wasn't paying attention and the first zombie scared me xD

[7applause653]

is it bad that I jumped at every jpeg even though they were obviously coming?

I never open gifs these days because they're always screamers.

[Edgemaster000]

Damnation of Bloated Atheist, OH SHIT THEY'RE GOIN' AT T.J.!

[noone242412]

I hate keys 10/10

[Headbanger142]

Wow, fuck this game.

[Jakeallen86]

@Headbanger142 10/10

[spetnaz93]

what video capture do you guys use?

[CrackNImO]

@spetnaz93

i figure they use camtasia

[nintendonut888]

I love how they always say they'll cut technical difficulties out of the audio and then never do.

[pididle]

Next thing you know there'll be drawers shaped like keys.

*SCARY MONSTER BOOGIDY BOOO*

[Owl1222]

"This is where I got stuck. You've got a button, what do you do with it?"

"Um... I'm guessing... the door?"

"You motherfucker! How did you..."

"I've been in many situations exactly like this before."

that part made me laugh so hard XD

[EthVortexShield]

grotty piss-filled drawers

[Wanderer2266]

@EthVortexShield I'm not touching that with MY hands

[moneymandate]

This is horror for idiots, just shocking someone isn't real horror. this is just a long interactive screamer video. you have to have an atmosphere and a coherent plot.

[Sixfortyfive]

"Can you see any better like this? This is ridiculous. It is dark as shit."

"Hardly at all. What if I turn off the lights?"

"Uh, we're gonna cut that part of the audio out."

[hbomberguy]

shhhhh

[sonicmik7]

@Sixfortyfive They didn't cut that out, they cut out the part where they mentioned they were on the same bed

[dejablue88]

@sonicmik7

All I can think about is that Rinjo and Darkness review of Brave Fencer Musashi. Delicious irony.

[randoguy101]

@dejablue88 "review"

[Icerama108]

1:29 - 1:31 I thought Diabeteus only had one tone of voice....

[DarkraiPwnz0rz]

NoFunZone.

[Icerama108]

This game is black vomit.

[subliminallz]

wait so slowbeef and diabetus do the commentary in person? didn't they used to do it over the internet?

[ScreemingMantis]

well, they didn't have the rapport with each other they do now.

[SaraHysaro]

I feel stupid for jumping at that face. xP It wasn't even scary.

[Neotails8762]

Same. Because it was unexpected. The ones from Arise Volume 1 were unnerving to say the least...

[TigerSlashX]

what did you cut out?

[ScreemingMantis]

the part where they started necking uncontrollably together and forgot they left the microphone on.

[VysetheTard]

Tromping through an actual sewer while evading rabid coyotes with glowing eyeballs and grubbing around for keys caked in gore and feces would probably be more fun than this game.

Hell, it sounds fun all by itself.

[Natnander]

I have to admit, the retarded flying zombie head at 3:16 has to be my favorite part of "Keys in Drawers: The Game"

[ChrisStavros]

I lol'd.

[Icerama108]

@ENM173 Oh no! Your plan backfired!

[keekeekoko101]

@ENM173 ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND

WWHHAT NINE THOUSAND???

[DenOfVipers]

@keekeekoko101 Eat a dick.

[Ukiby3000]

It's like they are trying to be Eternal Darkness.

They are doing it wrong.

[thegrimripper322]

"69ing is scary though"

[masterfox3000]

Lol the fag voice of "MO FUN ZONE" made me laugh.

[Ripper557]

Bad LPs, flash Animation, whatever as long as they are funny and these guys can come up with funny comments for it

[SnivenMcLovin]

where is Proteus? Does he not do these anymore?

[TheToast7]

He always only did some of the videos. I bet he's busier in general than these two.

[lisledre]

I'm imagining those jump scare zombies randomly hiding keys and locking drawers to be jerks - but mostly because they're zombies and don't think too well anymore. Keys in drawers are the best they can do.

[TeaLobster]

UMAD

[Rozar505]

You sure it wasn't 'attention whore'?

[ILIKECEREALX]

cool story bro

[ss14hero]

None of the screamers scared me exceot the first one cuz I dident see it coming.

[posthumanfetus]

I love how you ended part one.

[ChazFoxMCR]

Normally these jump-out scares would scare the crap out of me (Not to the point of screaming, mostly to the point of jumping out of my seat.) But watching it get retsu'd makes it a whole lot more tolerable and funnier. :D

[GreatestMKfighter]

Trapped in the sewers in the MO FUN ZOOOONE!

[IamJACKsYTpage]

You guys live near each other? You must have some good drinking parties.

I hate jump out scares. They're cheap and operate off of the fact that ANYONE would jump if something leaps and screams at them, regardless of their mood.

[YourProfessor]

That and they only work once. After that first one all tho other ones were just stupid.

[RobloxLegomania]

@IamJACKsYTpage That and it isn't fright, its live a nerve reaction, right? Because if something appears in front of your eyes too quick it can make you jump.

[IamJACKsYTpage]

@RobloxLegomania Precisely. You would act the same way if your cat suddenly jumped into your lap and you weren't paying attention. True fear is when you make the viewer/player uncomfortable, tense and scared after the game has been turned off.

[RobloxLegomania]

@IamJACKsYTpage Yea, like a psychological scare, like the old Halloween movies, where you hoped that the main character can survive, and you don't know where the killer is.

[SoberMilk]

My screen must be really bright, cos i can see everything clearly there.

[xixDavid404xix]

that sounds like me shaking out my pee

[itselguapo]

Man these scares are so cheesy..... i mean if you wanna play a scary ass flash game play The house thats fucking scary.

[Protomanfan1]

I uh, guess the poor visibility is there to force you to turn of the lights, to enhance atmosphere?

[ranma814]

Contininuity, huh

[OddbaulLP]

Damnation of the bloated atheist sounds like a good title for a satirical novel about religion.

[sagacious03]

Gee, couldn't they have thought of something OTHER than drawers and keys. By this point, a simple block puzzle would've been nice, sheeze!!

[muke001]

that thing that flashed really quickly on top of the bed next to the pillow was that piece of meat that you had just grabbed earlier. Lazy programmers

[uppermanxx]

cant wait for arise 3

with 5 more keys to find!!!!!!!!!!

and 2 extra rooms!!!...wait don't hold your breath, its probably only 1 more

[Trackball816]

To me, that random zombie-thing at 3:14 was worse than the drawer-key "puzzles."

It reminded me of those real quiet videos I get linked to that make me turn up my speakers to hear things...only to put something VERY LOUD AND SUDDEN at the end, like a woman screaming.

Sadly, YouTube Poops are notorious for this. There's even a term for it: "ear rape."

[MrTennek]

No, REALLY?

[Trackball816]

Let me clarify.

My ears are sensitive, especially to unexpected loud noises. They make me jump--in this case, for all the wrong reasons.

Again, those drawer-key "puzzles" were really bad. But TO ME, as a pet peeve more than anything else, that head was the most annoying. At least in part 2, I EXPECTED something like that to happen again, so it wasn't as bad.

It's still dumbass game design, though.  The Retsupurae guys were great as always--it's the game designer's fault here.

[TAGMOMG]

That zombie thing wasn't exacaly "ear-rape." From your discription alone, I can tell it's what I call (And other people call it this too) A screamer. It's scary, but only in a "HOLYSHITDIDN'TSEETHATCOMINGRE­FLECXACTION!" kind of thing. It's a lazy way to scare the shit out of people.

[wormania]

Views are not updated regularly, ratings are updated instantly, there are far more than 301 views.

[Nictusempra]

It's youtube. retsupurae has conclusively proven that anyone can upload a video of a bucket of shit and get 100+ 5 star votes.

[BlackKnight03]

I would like to see them attempt that social experiment. Just post a video with a bucket of shit and see how many subscribers give it 5 stars.

Or Diabetus's ProtonJon's gullibility on the internet scam.

[MJ1284]

Ooh, someone's jealious.

[ZeroVirus77]

Do any of you people use spellcheck?

[sirpwnful]

i dont

[ZeroVirus77]

Do you see the problem here?

[sirpwnful]

Yea

[MJ1284]

ZeroVirus77: Welcome to the internet, the unbarren wasteland where spellcheck is naught but a myth and "me ownz yuu" -english reigns supreme.

[BlackKnight03]

Naw, I enjoy Retsupurae, I'm just taking pleasure in commenting on how the fanbase is falling prey to one of the very criticisms Retsupurae points out every so often. And how you all oddly take offense to it.

Also -8, you never let me down Youtube.

[Polterguist666]

Every major person on Youtube has fanboys that unreasonably rate the video 5 stars. They are fun to piss off though. rofl

[LeahTheAvenger]

In before- oh who gives a fuck?

[Irockman1]

I always store my keys in locked drawers. It's the only way to protect my other keys which open drawers with more keys in them.

[Davideogamer]

I challenge Diabetus to do an entire video in his next LP with that lispy voice. And I challenge everyone else to watch it all the way through without wanting to tear out their inner-ear canal.

[Augustus4FlyingIsles]

hearing slowbeef say ret-con just made my day

[Chef033]

More than anything I'm just baffled that to someone out there these flash things qualify as games.

Nevermind whether they're playable or even good, just that they can be called games.

[sympathy3k21]

instead of Time Crises its Drawer Crises

[UltimaLinkStephen]

Why did I jump at the random face.

It's not scary, it's just stupid.

[TAGMOMG]

It's a reflex. God knows why, but a natural reaction to seeing something come out of fucking nowhere with an evil expresion is "HOLYSHITJUMP!"

[IamlordEVIL]

I thought the button would be for an EXPLOSIVE! and wow scary game were the monsters acully helps you! hahaha

[Xelger]

Arise TWO?! I guess it shouldn't surprise me, since a looping animation of a guy waving a turd around while dancing would get perfect scores, meriting a sequel. Seeing as the first game has the same quality, sequels ahoy.

[Actizn]

Oh joy, screamers.

It's like I'm playing Resident Evil: Shitty adventure game edition.

[ScreemingMantis]

Since when did Resident Evil have screamers?

[Actizn]

I was just alluding to the series' reliance on jump scares as opposed to any sort of atmosphere.

IE: The dogs in the window, closet zombie, interrogation room, oven man, etc, etc.

I mean really, the only real fear is just an "Oh shit" factor that comes from having to go through a hallway with zombies with 20 bullets or the first time you meet Dr. Salvador.

[ScreemingMantis]

4 itchy tasty

[Actizn]

..Come to think of it, this game would have been legitimately terrifying if Steve Burnside was involved in any way, shape or form.

[EthVortexShield]

Dont forget regenerators in RE4

[Actizn]

I'd personally lump them into the "Oh shit factor", but I'll cede it, fuck those guys.

[fluffyman85]

My god, the horror! So many drawers!