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  • Republicans are crazy , batshit crazy.......

  • Here in the UK there is no abortion debate, It's up to you is the national perspective, watching americans argue about it is as trivial as watching two people argue about who should get the last peanut!

  • Cannot tell if Rick Santorum is evil, or if the Catholic church is evil . . . -_-

  • A rape exception is ridiculousness honestly. If a fetus is a human with human rights, its murder to abort, no question. If its horrifically traumatic to be forced to carry said baby, its still not as bad as murder.

  • GOOGLE SANTORUM NOW, AND CLICK.

  • @Zaunstar

    Mr. Frothy Mix is actually rising in the polls and several pollsters are now saying that if he ends up head to head against M14% Romney, he could actually win the Clown Party nomination. The reasons cited for this insanity are 1) Romney is not considered a Christian by many on the right; 2) Romney's big government history makes the Tea Baggers nervous; 3) Frothy Mix is anti-abortion, anti-contraception and anti-homosexual; and, 4) Frothy Mix polls well with conservative Hispanics.

  • Wait a minute, hold up...Iowa allows same-sex marriages?! WTF, I guess I was under a rock when this happened. FAIL.

  • @Darksunshinerain87 Yep, it was approved a couple years ago, I believe.

  • @Zaunstar What would you make of Gingrich?

  • "Not all Canadians say aboot!

    That's racist to penguin fuckers!"

  • Even from the beginning, I could tell that there were really only two serious canidates, Paul, and Romney. All the other ones had their few minutes but those two are the only consistent vote getters. And to be honest Paul is the only one who has a chance at beating Obama because he could take some of the Dem vote, and every republican would vote for him because they NEED to vote out that guy who they think is the antichrist, saving the world from it's end...How about them NINERS?!

  • @Nate2203 Hell yeah! Go Niners! Crazy game last weekend. Might be as far as we get, but at least they made an impact.

  • Your title sent me into a fit of manic glee.

  • That's my milkshake, thanks! *takes it*

    (while sipping) MMM Thanks Zaunstar!!

  • Great vids zaunstar.

  • "I don't want to make black peoples lives better by giving them someone else's money, I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money " Yep, that comes cross racist. Wait a minute, why are wages/salaries not someone else's money, you know, the employer's, the customers'/clients'. Whats his plan for creating 60,000,000 jobs? How long do people have to tile they are first up at the employment cue?

  • Now hang on. They could happily make a sandwich with the word Santorum in it. It'd just have to involve some little chunks of mozzarella and brown gravy. Mmm, that's a tasty pun!

  • Being a homosexual human being is not only a sin, nobody is born gay or bi or anything like that, people choose to do so an it's just sick! About as sick as someone having sex with a poodle! (dog)

  • @kitkat98139813 I'm sure you have LOTS of logic, reason, and justification for this stance.

    Dont' bother with a reply, I won't read it.

  • @kitkat98139813 Right, they just looked around, saw all the putdowns, bashings, discrimination and humiliation that gays and lesbians have been enduring and decided, yup, that's for me.

  • @bannor99 face it, everyone has something embarassing up their sleeve, and being homosexual is one of them, its sick, seriously, like as sick as asking someone if they can crap in your mouth, its gross, and if you care so much, maybe this suggests something.

  • @kitkat98139813 It's not I who's hung up on what gays do but Santorum and supporters, ironically the members of the party loudly trumpets individual freedoms.

    By your association of gay sexuality with bestiality and your reflexive assumption that an opposing viewpoint must also perverted, it seems extremely likely that you suffer from the same projective delusion as many of the intolerant.

    I hope you find the courage to admit it before you end up like Ted Haggard, Phil Hinkle or Larry Craig

  • @kitkat98139813 Correction. It's gross *TO YOU. Tell me, do you believe being homosexual is by choice?

  • @MsLeavel

    YES, IT IS BY CHOICE its disgusting, and nobody is BORN HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kitkat98139813

    how is 1486 ?

  • Well if he's going by the Bible, not only will she have to have the baby, she will have to marry the rapist too :(

  • Yep so Obama pretty much has it in the bag.

  • @Nagneto 2012 Republican nomination process = circular firing squad. Perhaps.

  • @EmmittBrownBTTF1 : It'll be just like Nascar! They're making a left turn!.

  • @Nagneto Sorry, I could not follow. I suspect your using satire, an allusion to Republican positions being similar to Democrat policy, possibly.

  • Santorum soared in Iowa because no one was paying attention to what he was saying and the rest of the candidates were so bad.

    I'd love Santorum to be the Republican candidate. Obama wouldn't even have to bother campaigning to get a second term, just let Santorum expose himself to public scrutiny.

  • But in all seriousness, the milkshake was a great way to end.

  • HOW DARE YOU ADVOCATE FOR THE DESTRUCTION AND COMMUNISATION OF CANADA

  • @Anghellik9 "How dare YOU, sir!" -Harrison Ford

  • @Anghellik9 : Good thing Canada is imaginary eh?

  • @Nagneto Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

  • @Anghellik9 : Real horror show.

  • Love the Russian ushanka during the Canadian bit. Surprised you didn't talk about Santorum's wife's abortion though. It is the pinnacle of Santorum's hypocrisy.

  • @ComradeDavidenko His wife had one? Really? How did that escape my notice? Hmmm... *googles*

  • @Zaunstar Hmmm... Reading into it I realize it wasn't an abortion per se (by the Santorum's description anyway), however it was a pretty shady miscarriage. Santorum's statement makes it clear that he would be fine with an abortion however. “Obviously, if it was a choice of whether both Karen and the child are going to die or just the child is going to die, I mean it’s a pretty easy call.” ~ Rick Santorum

  • @Zaunstar She tried not to, and when the doctors refused to give her medication to prevent her body from aborting the baby naturally, she tried to sue them for malpractice. The baby had virtually no chance of survival and its abortion was almost certainly going to be the deciding factor on her life.

    Maybe she wanted an easy out. I bet Rick was standing there thinking to himself "Please God, abort this thing!! I swear I'll get rid of my gay porn mag collection!!"

  • @ComradeDavidenko Yes I read about that as well. If I remember correctly, she had a second trimester abortion because of high risk to her own life. You would think that would make them more sympathetic to people in the same boat, but apparently it doesn't. Santorum, while explaining away this hypocrisy by claiming that of course, for them it was "different", is a proponent of making abortion illegal, even if a full term pregnancy would put the mother's life at risk.

  • Dude, I was eating, then the milkshake!!

  • @joestfrancois That'll teach ya! If it makes you feel any better, it was peppermint flavored hot cocoa. After I filmed it, I put it in a mug and heated it up, added some mini marshmallows, and then I drank it.

  • @Zaunstar said, "peppermint flavored hot cocoa"

    Amazing how close to the real thing it appeared, or uh, what I imagine it would look like, uh, maybe.

  • @joestfrancois Not that you'd know, right? Hehheh...

  • I watched this video and began debating throughout it if I should subscribe to you. Then I saw the crocoduck at the end. You win sir. Subscriber added.

  • @ThePointMutation Thanks! The Crocoduck gets 'em every time. Welcome to the Crocoduck Army! You are among friends.

  • What's wrong with having sex with a dog? Everybody deserves to have sex and some people have trouble getting lucky. It's legal in Canada...I think. Besides, I have dog that might like Santorum.

  • All the "serious" candidates, Democrat and Republican, are something to both laugh at and shake your head at.

  • @ProgressiveAudio I kinda like Huntsman. He publicly supports science including what science says about evolution and global warming and says far fewer batshit crazy things than the other repub candidates.

  • @stiimuli Don't know anything about him, I'm not paying attention to either parties at this point, but I have to assume his socio-economic programs suck dick.

  • Oh dude, I almost puked when you pulled out the Santorum milk shake. Whenever I look at Santorum I get nauseous not just because of who he is but because of his name.

  • hehehe...froth

  • I heard a radio commentator remark how various sources were reminding people about Santorum (and other GOP candidates') past statements and voting, and were painting them as evil. But the commentator pointed out that in person the candidates did not *seem* to be evil. I think the radio comments were point out that some of the most insidious threats aren't as blatant as a publicly avowed enemy. To do full justice to the radio guy, I highly doubt he fell for the "mostly harmless" routine.

  • Do they call him Santorum because he escaped from a sanatorium? Because then things would start to make sense.

  • I want that hat, or one just like it. :<

    However, I do have a WW2 British pilot hat WITH GOGGLES! :D It's now my thinking cap, I wear it and smoke a pipe while staring wistfully out of the window.

  • @MrFivefivefivesix Dang, I wish I had a hat like that for thinking. I'd have to put it on a small reproduction of "The Thinker". I could do without the lit pipe.

  • haha the canadian stereotyp was so funny

  • I don't understand how any conservative could want him to win after his blatant support of big government in a clip where he says that individual liberty isn't as important as 'the greater good' and seems to think 'the pursuit of happiness' is bad for America. Seriously, he sounded like a Cardassian from Star Trek, singing the praises of giving up oneself to serve the government. Worst thing I've ever heard out of an american politicians mouth in a LONG time.

  • Moving to Canada.....yes! 

  • I have to disagree with you Zaunstar. Mitt Romney is not the Republican parties only hope, could you honestly see him and Obama in a debate without laughing? Neither can they. The truth is on a national scale only Ron Paul could get the disenfranchised liberals and the civilly libertarian people, be it right or not. Im not sure whether I want Ron Paul or Obama, but I doubt that he will get the chance to take Obama down because hes going through with the Republicans.

  • *enthusiastic applause*

  • * his

  • A shit sandwich named in is honor? Kinda works for me. And I don't say aboot!!

  • What do you mean alternative?

    Rick Santroum /the-candidate/ IS the /alternative/ definition.

    The frothy mix proceeds his appearance every time.

  • Talk about reaping what you sew.  Santorum's kids will have to go through school with that name and description. If I were a teacher I'd have all the kids google their last names.

  • Good vid but horrible hat >_< Canadians don't wear headgear cause we too tough for that shit XD

  • Fecal matter and lube x] Icky!

  • @TheMassaCreature Indeed. Are you back in town?

  • @Zaunstar

    you should really make a video on how you have conservative friends and how it is possible to respect people with harmful, ignorant, idiotic opinions enough for them to be your friends...

  • Rick is short for Richard. Another nick name for Richard is Dick. His name is Dick Santorum. Insert your own joke here.

  • @TheJack10116 You said "insert". Huh huh huh huh huh........:-)

  • Santorum said "blah people". I don't know that he *wasn't* intending to say "black" but I know he did not utter any 'c' or 'k' sound at all. So you can assert that he clearly intended to say "black" (but perhaps corrected himself part-way through) but you can't assert that he actually said "black".

  • 1 dislike , wow , Rick , stop wasting time on YT

  • I want to complain about the flagrant and disgusting display of Canadian stereotypes. First of all not all Canadians finish their sentence with "hey". Second, not all Canadians wear fur hats. Third, not all Canadians are communists (See the symbol on your fur hat, which matches the symbol on MY fur hat.) I hope you understand what I'm saying hey?

  • @AtheismTV Hah! I didn't think the symbol would show up that clearly. Yeah, I bought that hat in Berlin actually. You're French Canadian anyway. If you were REAL Canadian, you'd know it's "eh" and not "HEY" at the end of the sentences. ZING!

  • @Zaunstar Touché.

    Rendez-vous

    Fiancée

    Ménage a trois

  • Santorum is a racist, theocratic idiot. The alternate definition is fitting, because that's all that comes out of his mouth.

  • I was waiting for you to mention Santorum.

  • @anzwertree Oh yes, it was time to mention him.

  • Another great video by zaunstar!

  • Ironically most of the people in Iowa, where Santorum made the "black" reference, who gets welfare benefits are mostly white.

  • 1 dislike? Could be Santorum..actually no, he's too stupid to realize this video is insulting him

  • Washington State is about to pass same sex marriage (I hope!)

  • Santorum milkshake

    *vomits*

  • Amazing canadian accent, props.

  • Excellent video, as usual <3

    I really wish there were more people who considered the vote of no confidence to be a more valid option.

  • @VarmitCoyote ...and that vote would result in what, exactly?

  • @Zaunstar Well, if a majority of people voted no confidence in any one candidate, then I'd hope they'd be kicked out and a new election held. That'd kinda clean out politicians as soon as they made decisions contrary to what the electorate wanted. But, that's also not how the world works, I know.

  • @VarmitCoyote I admire your idealism, my friend!

  • @Zaunstar Thanks ^^;;

  • you maid your point i wanted that milkshake until you called it a santorum

  • Justice Party 2012

    

  • The ironic part of the alt definition of Santorum is that anybody that has that last name is now going to be constantly made fun of. Though I don't feel sorry for Rick Santorum, I feel sorry for those other people. Oh well, I guess they are just collateral damage.

  • @ChameleonLost88 Yeah, that is a bit unfortunate. As I said in another comment, I don't advocate doing what he did, but it does make it hard for me to feel sorry for Santorum when he says the kind of stuff that he says.

  • @Zaunstar Well, I do think the alt definition when applied specifically to Rick is a bit funny. Especially when another name for Rick(Richard) is Dick. I just couldn't help feeling sorry for those others though. Keep up the good work Z!

  • Romney is Obama-lite. So if he wins what exactly will change?

  • @TheAtheistPaladin Not much. You'd have to ask his supporters. I'm not voting for Romney either.

  • @TheAtheistPaladin The President's ability to appoint supreme court justices and federal judges is sufficient reason ever to vote for a Republican.

  • @HConstantine never

  • @HConstantine

    Or democrat. Fucked either way here.

  • a. well read Wikipedia about Senturem....and i have to say way to go...

    b.i really do hope he wins the Republicans elections even if the alternative is Obama (foren policy).

    i don't like Obama (still Israeli) but i like the US to much to hope him gone...

  • Republicans seem to think the same thing about medical marijuana and really just marijuana in general. Here in California it is basically legal if you go through a doctor and pay him $50 and say ouch i have a headache. Guess what California isn't going to hell at all. If anything crime has gone down because you can purchase your weed at a store instead of a black market dealer. Same should go for all drugs in my opinion!!!

  • FUCK YOU, that milkshake bit at the end almost make my puke, a little warning next time you jackass.

  • @mordinvan It was actually peppermint-flavored hot cocoa. After I filmed it, I put it in a big mug, microwaved it, added mini marshmallows, and drank it. Does that make you feel better? *:-)

  • Do you have a really good greenscreen or what?

  • Do you have a really good greenscreen or what?

  • I want that hat!

  • @MrCaome I bought it from a nice Indian guy that was selling all kinds of hats in a square in Berlin when I was there for work in October for 20 Euros. I just had to have it.

  • Obama only beat Clinton in the Guam primary. Also, you missed the opportunity for a 'hummer in a hummer' joke. Also, a santorum milkshake would be frothier. Like a salt lassi.

    Can I have some more sushi?

  • @DLandonCole Hell yeah you can have more sushi! Are you in DC again? Come on over, if you are!

  • @Zaunstar I'm surprised you didn't call Santorum out on his hypocritical idiocy in the Republican debate yesterday where he said that the reason Iran should not be allowed to have nuclear weapons is because Iran is a theocracy which believes that there is an afterlife that is better than this life and that being willing to die for god is a virtue, thus making them more dangerous than secular nuclear nations.

  • @thirdleftturn I filmed the video before the debate. There is always plenty of fodder for Santorum videos!

  • President Santorum... it sounds horrible all on its own

  • Ew, santorum milk shake. Nice tribute to Canada, eh. We almost decriminalized la marijuana too around the same time, but alas the conservative government decided we can't have our gay and smoke shit too.

  • @MtlRedAtheist Cool! Canadians are good people, and so polite too. Heh.

  • Dude! There are so too consequences to gay marriage! More happily married couples. Well, at least for a time, until there is a repeal of their rights....

  • Still better than ron paul

  • Santorum opposed a tort reform law that capped damage compensation at $250,000 that he helped pass, when his wife sued a doctor for more.

  • i Want to have a crocodileduck as my pet!! :D

  • I hope that on the day that don't ask don't tell is reinstated, Santorum is at a military base (no pun intended) overseas that is attacked that had a large gay staff the day before, that would be hilarious (if none of the staff is injured or killed in the process)

  • Going with the current Republican anti-gay scheme: Santorum = first gay president.

  • I just looked up the definition, as I've never heard of it. I just had a very good, long laugh.

  • "Blacks earning money" in Republican-speak means "you get just enough to stay alive and work". By eliminating or reducing welfare, they force people to work as slaves or die, which puts a big smile on the face of those who actually make the real profits off other people's work.

  • @blackwolf1200 pretty much.

    Although in the state of Iowa where the vast majority of people on welfare are white it means "Hey let's destroy all the social safety nets we have in place that give the disadvantaged a chance at upward mobility by demonizing it as theft of the 'job creators' and pretend it was just all those lazy black, I mean blah, people who were on welfare to begin with."

  • He's not getting a sandwich, but a poor unsuspecting Iowa restaurant now has "Santorum Salad" on the menu.

    It has a lot of mayonnaise in it. No, really.

  • @LynxChan Blllllleeeeeech. 

  • Just waiting for the word 'niggers' definition to change to 'tea party patriots', or is that too acurate for consideration?

  • @SnatchTease I think you should talk to variablast about meanings of words. He's very into that. Hehheh.

  • Yikey yikes! That milkshake looks dangerous. Yes, Rick S is a mess and I just feel sorry for anyone who feels they have no choice but to vote for him. He's worse than Romney with that God's law thing because it's only going to blow up in his face (or should I say froth up). Eeew!

  • @thepatshowonwp Oh yes, it IS dangerous. You said... "froth"... huhhuh... huhhuh...

  • @Zaunstar Dude! that milkshake is the sickest thing I have ever seen.

    You taste it first.

  • Santorum sounds like Ron Paul Jr.

  • I think you would have been perfect if you had a segment show like this on theyoungturks :p

  • @sensur1

    err... THIS! this would have been perfect!

  • Ron Paul is polling better vs. Obama than Romney is, from what I've seen.

  • @bhxinfected How was it 4 months ago?

  • as much as i dislike Santorum that other definition is Juvenile and unworthy of anyone seeking respect for their opinions.

  • @Majoofi Yeah I would never do such a thing myself, make up something like that, however he is a pretty nasty individual that would cause a LOT of pain for a LOT of people if he were elected, for reasons that I explained in the video. So, is it right what Dan Savage did? Maybe not. Do I feel SORRY for Santorum for it? No, I do not.

  • Why are you friends with people who support Rick Santorum?

  • The only one in my opinion that is decent would be Ron Paul.

  • All the candidates are fucktards... period

  • Ricky is a mess!

  • I just can't comprehend how anyone cannot support Ron Paul.

  • If abortion becomes illegal, the only thing that will change will be that women will go to ghetto institutions for an abortion, face it, the law vs. forced-motherhood. The only thing that will change is crime rates go up, plus places will be insanitary, so death from diseases. Some people might say, good, let them die, they deserve it, but then it points out their hypocrisy, showing that they don't even care about an already existent life, let alone the potential one. Perfect abortion argument?

  • I love the Soviet cap with the Canadian accent lol

  • Worse than diarhea, worse than even steatorrhea, worse than a pile of shit teaming with dung beatles, we have shit mixed with lube. Love it, love it, love it. Fundies for hershey highway driving support Santorum,eh.

  • @saxmanchiro It is in fact the gift that keeps on giving.

  • Great video! The ending was hilarious I must say. 

  • @metalheadforlife25 Thanks! Yes, the ending was my favorite part to shoot too. Hehheh.

  • Dude, if I owned a restaurant, I would totally put "Santorum shake" on the menu.

  • Fantastic as usual Zaunstar!

  • How to insult a pile of shit? "Call it Rick Santorum"- The Amazing Atheist!

  • Can always expect a laugh from these genius videos!

    You, theamazingatheist and potholer54 are like... the 3 most intelligent and entertaining SMART-ASSES i know about so far on youtube.

  • @CYellowan You should add DarkMatter2525 and TheLivingDinosaur to that list.

  • @CYellowan For an atheist you have just scratched the surface. You have a lot of surprises coming. They are all good.

  • @pchtermino1 Know/Knew it already.

  • Mmm... I now have memories of the Carnegie Deli sandwich that I ate while in NYC. Good times.

    Reminds me -- I still need to upload that video.

  • @firefly4f4 Yes, it's long past time! Post it! 

  • Santorum MILKSHAKE????

    I just threw up in my mouth :(

  • @stefzula A lot of people have that reaction to my videos.

  • @Zaunstar I typically only have that reaction to videos produced by someone whose name rhymes with "get lean."  Even with the "Santorum Milkshake" remark, this and your other videos are still way better! :)

  • Horrible and anti-human. Yep. This video made me laugh and squirm, a lot. Too bad there are so many people that agree with Santorum and would love to see "God's law" installed as the law of the land. I grew up being told that the best form of government was a 'benevolent dictatorship' with Jesus Christ as the dictator. I kid you not. Scary stuff.

  • @LJonYT Yikes. An invisible dictator, who works through people that "interpret" what the invisible dictator says. It's slightly North Korea-like.