@CHRISTINATHEDEVIL This song is not shit, more like greek entries have been shit, and as I recall they have only won once and that was in 2005 and how many times have the UK won, let me think 4 times- 1967, 1969, 1976 and 1997
As mentioned in that esteemed and informative publication Viz - England should just have Johnny Vegas go on stage drop his pants and take a big dump. England would do better than it does in most years.
This sonmg is great :D And the performance is better in Natianal selection than in Eurovoision (of course).. The eurovision singers are under way to high pressure nowadays
@BathingElliott Because he has women dressed as schoolgirls in his performance? That is because the song is about teenage life in school, so schoolgirls is appropriate for the choreography, why, what would you have chose? Fully clothed giraffes? Also, I don't know if you know, but a paedophile is someone who likes young children, the dancers in this act are young women, not much younger than Daz Sampson. So get your facts right before you phile them! Get it? Phile? As in paedo- ah, never mind
@MrQuinnLUFC Get outta here... Daz was 32 at the time, so are really claiming these girls in this vid are even close to 30? I reckon they are max. 21 yo's, more like 18-19.
OMFG i remember this dude...and we actually expected to win with this...wtf....its a disgrace, were the country that produced the beatles, led zepplin, pink floyd and so many amazing bands that have saped musical history, and this is what passes for music these days -.-
drives me crazy everyone saying its political - eg sweden gave lordi (finland) 12 points - well so did everyone else that year if the songs good then it deserves to win which is why only 2 or 3 countries get all the high points not those with the most borders.
are these really schoolgirls or grown ups, i mean i dont want to be arrested for looking too much at schoolgirls, although its hard not to have naughty thoughts
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See, I sometimes wonder what the world must think of us. We enter songs like this expecting to win, so three years on we enter complete drivel aswell and still expect to win.
The uk never win cozz all the eastern european countries vote 4 eachother no matter how crap the song is.. They rely on the other countries to vote for them so they'll do the same ting.. unlike us.. we hav no one except Ireland and dats only 1...?!
Right people the reason we british never win is because we havent got countries surrounding us like poland and that has.
Also the uk and america has and produces the best songs then all the other shit other countrise bring. All you lot are saying how much we suck at eurovision but does anyone actually take it seriously? No i dont think so. Uk aint that bad everyone is tryong to get over here after all XD
What a horrible song and language. It looks like the song is about a pedophiliac school teacher, but I wouldn't know since I don't understand a word of the lyrics. Is it really English? It's hard to imagine there are actually people who speaks like that for real. It sounds worse than the Russian guy singing in "English" last year. And it's not true that everybody hates the English, they are so popular in Scandinavia, everything has to be British this British that. But their ESC songs suck!!!
I dont think that england ever bother to take eurovision seriously and to be honest we never have a chance of winning because it is all about polotics. Also britian and also finland are both great in eurovision because we and finland have both embraced that it is just polotics and we might as well have some fun and enjoy some cool british music.
Why did we think that cockney was going to impress europe? I know people will say who cares what they think but it's them (europe) that have to vote for us lol
Cockney is horrible, it just is. Get a scotsman up there, everyone around the world loves scotsmen and the accent.
Go to france, spain or italy and say your british, they are not to nice, say you're scottish and they get you free drinks and games of pool. thats a fact.
Actually its a fact that alot of the world, but Scotland, hates the scottish. You all run around in those wee litl' skirties of yuurs and you all talk with that half chaté language of English and common sh*t.
Scotland is the central for faggots and retards alike. Piss of.
gutted it didn't win
pegggy4b 2 months ago
nostalgia
Massesc 3 months ago
@CHRISTINATHEDEVIL Oh yeah I forget to add we won in 1981, so make that 5 times that UK have won
Kaynas1988 4 months ago
@Kaynas1988 ireland won 7 :P
IrishFriendsFan 3 months ago
@IrishFriendsFan I know Ireland had won 7 times
Kaynas1988 3 months ago
@Kaynas1988 i know i just like rubbing it in :P
IrishFriendsFan 3 months ago
@IrishFriendsFan Ah that's OK
Kaynas1988 3 months ago
@SwiftTaylor98 we came 19th
Kaynas1988 4 months ago
@CHRISTINATHEDEVIL This song is not shit, more like greek entries have been shit, and as I recall they have only won once and that was in 2005 and how many times have the UK won, let me think 4 times- 1967, 1969, 1976 and 1997
Kaynas1988 4 months ago
This a cute song ;_____; OMG!!
xXwapa98xDXx 5 months ago
such a great song , voted for it!
arahnamantos 5 months ago
where did we come?
xx
SwiftTaylor98 5 months ago
@SwiftTaylor98 19th
TheChampiony 4 months ago
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Kaynas1988 4 months ago
Better than the other countries. Lets face it. Noone actually votes for the music.
blondewithattitud100 7 months ago
@blondewithattitud100 Not anymore at least...
bobdude213 4 months ago
2012 eurovision should be a grime ting
CrumpetProduktionsz 7 months ago 4
wot a fuckin cunt. i hope he see's this comment.
JaseTheFaceHarper 8 months ago
Who's with UK on this one!
WHAT DID YOU LEARN IN SCHOOL TODAY!!!!
I learnt how to make a paper plane
parents: facepalm
denslat1 8 months ago
thumbs up if this makes you proud to be english!! xD
GMTopDecker 8 months ago 3
hahahahaha
rayblack2004 8 months ago
Chronic. No wonder we finished so low.
TheArsebiscuits 8 months ago
fucking been looking for this for ages till it was some ones status!
Eh2k10 8 months ago 2
@Eh2k10 Same here!!
Hushfity 8 months ago
wow this is shit. this years entry of ours was the first decent one in years and im not even normally a blue fan.
heinzie5 8 months ago
@heinzie5 NO JADE IT!!!!
ONEshot1KILL4 8 months ago
must kill daz simpson or else world will collapse
343guiltyspark154 8 months ago
Utter shite, how the hell did this even get thro!
alyd71 8 months ago
LOVED this at the time, now bleh
RawrMeSophie 8 months ago
this song contest is shit
ErzulShadowmoon 8 months ago
ahaaaa, best song ever :L !!
lampshadesyay123 8 months ago 5
And this didn't win why?
MATTBELLAMYIZGOD 8 months ago 24
@MATTBELLAMYIZGOD becuase of lordi, but i do admit this should have done better than it did (at least in the top 7), from looking back at that year
elnino493 8 months ago
@MATTBELLAMYIZGOD because it shows england for its largest fault...Chavs
RandomJibberish123 8 months ago
@MATTBELLAMYIZGOD because lordi was there. Otherwise this should've won
roshasii 5 months ago
@MATTBELLAMYIZGOD beacause Lordi had suites ;)
MegaEDUTY 1 month ago
@MegaEDUTY because*
MegaEDUTY 1 month ago
@ScreenflowVideos i think it was sarcasm lol
moifatal 8 months ago
Even Scooch was better than this.
rexana 8 months ago
Omg such a good song! They should go on the eurovision song contest or something!
electriceggman29 8 months ago
@electriceggman29 are you a complete retard, this is them on the eurovision song contest, you gimp :/
ScreenflowVideos 8 months ago
Did they win on this one?
RandomWhacko 8 months ago 2
@RandomWhacko 19th?! Blimming heck.
RandomWhacko 8 months ago 2
@RandomWhacko nah they just won to represent uk they finished like last?
irishredcorkonian 8 months ago
@irishredcorkonian Second from last I think! BOOOOOOO
RandomWhacko 8 months ago
This was pretty good tbf.
kh9234 8 months ago 2
Personally, this was my fave entry :D
TenshiChihuahua 9 months ago
i love this song
sami16alger 9 months ago
this beats NDubz anyday
itsoliversmusic 9 months ago
My fave that year <3
firrefisk2 9 months ago
this makes me cringe! class though!
Plugzii 10 months ago 4
his first line/bar is plagarised from ghostface killah's 'all i got is u'
klmattydub 10 months ago
Is it sad to know all the words? :P
SuperSophieandchloe 11 months ago 33
@SuperSophieandchloe i know them all too,, i dont know anything thats sad about it :)
crazytobmx 11 months ago
@SuperSophieandchloe nope - i know them all too :L
hodgeyal 8 months ago
Like this if you jizzed multiple times over the school girls ;]
hodgeyal 8 months ago
i love this song
moviesmalta 11 months ago
at this time we' britain were under death that death was eurovision
3ofacrazykind 11 months ago
As mentioned in that esteemed and informative publication Viz - England should just have Johnny Vegas go on stage drop his pants and take a big dump. England would do better than it does in most years.
snorky2208 11 months ago
@snorky2208 That would be so much more entertaining than watching a stoned Russian guy sing a generic mickey mouse Ballard!
EbsNhexz 11 months ago
Second performance much better here than the previous one before he had won
Qander1336 1 year ago
this and 2007 were the best ones for the uk(<-- irish perspective)
lulabell0 1 year ago 2
lol obv the better than Lordi !!!
JoeyxBoyx 1 year ago
wat a song
fallen2k11 1 year ago
Super Lied !!!!!!!
Grüße aus Germany and POLAND!!!!!!!
MrZira11 1 year ago
unstoppable flows
jozephula 1 year ago
Daz Sampson:Are we going to win
Me:Yes, then No
Kaynas1988 1 year ago
We pay waaaaay too much into the EU.
Go GB - f**k the lot of 'em!!
solefthanded2 1 year ago
oh my gosh, this brings back memories! haha:).
macarismmarisa 1 year ago
It is a brilliant song :)
MidgetBuddie 1 year ago
Should have won
mikejburn 1 year ago
12 from greece to u.k
MrBattalion 1 year ago
my fav song from eurovision
Spaz2141 1 year ago
this song didn't stand a chance against hard rock hallelujah!
DarkWarl0ck666 1 year ago
The best entry we have had in awhile, catchy and not shit.
This is amazing compared to the 2007 entry! Like heavenly!
URRH i still cringe at 2007!
panda23pink 1 year ago
This sonmg is great :D And the performance is better in Natianal selection than in Eurovoision (of course).. The eurovision singers are under way to high pressure nowadays
JiGe96 1 year ago
this song actuly wasnt too bad compared to others we have puked out. this is the only eurovision song i actuly remember!
balin2k 1 year ago
exelent
tiovain 1 year ago
Отличная песня, на Евро-2006 я и все мои знакомые голосовали за нее. Молодцы Шведы!!!
Yunklob 1 year ago
AWESOME song! I love it:)
Greetings from Armenia!
MissFallenAngelMiss 1 year ago
u would think we would have got higher since thats what lots of countrys think a british school look like
hermione1998 1 year ago
I remember this song, it was nice.
Perhaps not the best but pretty good.
Greetings from Greece!!!
dizzyman137 1 year ago
i truly like this song and i think it should had got much more points
Greeting from Finland
sorry we got that one
Whitetiger1942 1 year ago 2
Slight pedo
BathingElliott 1 year ago
@BathingElliott Because he has women dressed as schoolgirls in his performance? That is because the song is about teenage life in school, so schoolgirls is appropriate for the choreography, why, what would you have chose? Fully clothed giraffes? Also, I don't know if you know, but a paedophile is someone who likes young children, the dancers in this act are young women, not much younger than Daz Sampson. So get your facts right before you phile them! Get it? Phile? As in paedo- ah, never mind
MrQuinnLUFC 1 year ago 3
@MrQuinnLUFC Get outta here... Daz was 32 at the time, so are really claiming these girls in this vid are even close to 30? I reckon they are max. 21 yo's, more like 18-19.
MacGovernor 1 year ago
@MacGovernor Still, wouldn't make him a peado :P
MrQuinnLUFC 1 year ago
@MacGovernor In an interview on Richard & Judy's show just a few days after this he said they were 16-17, so they were not "underage".
Qander1336 1 year ago
best ssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggggggg ever!!
antmanu99 1 year ago
thats their REAL voice?
EmmsAccount 1 year ago
My god, they should have atleast made the girls more sex-appealing, then we might not have done so bad in the ratings. =/
Wootzzzzzzz 1 year ago
Pahahhah what did this come? last?
demiandselinaurock 1 year ago
OMFG i remember this dude...and we actually expected to win with this...wtf....its a disgrace, were the country that produced the beatles, led zepplin, pink floyd and so many amazing bands that have saped musical history, and this is what passes for music these days -.-
Jimmy666Vengeance 1 year ago 2
hi im chris hansen from dateline NBC, why dont you take a seat over there?
OR3NG 1 year ago
Love this guy and this song we well should have won haha :D
nikkiach 1 year ago
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fiandchris10 1 year ago
y didn't we win lol
fiandchris10 1 year ago 3
Excellent ! (Strasbourg- FRANCE)
GoodGoneGirl67 1 year ago
This song is fucking terrible, but it's so bad it's actually quite good.
ScrewAttackEurope 1 year ago
What is this risible crap?
Dendiol 1 year ago 2
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kirstylouise666 1 year ago
This song should have been sung by Gary Glitter not some finger wigglin' wigger ... did this shite get any points?
fenriz218 1 year ago
He looks a lot like gazza.
TheGreyStripes 1 year ago
lol i was living in germany in 2006 and voted for it :')
schirazi 1 year ago
i apologise as a brit for the population for putting this trash into eurovision !
BIGBROTHERfan24 1 year ago
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@BIGBROTHERfan24 whos been feeding the trolls? own up ! love this song, should have won
kirstylouise666 1 year ago
How does Daz Sampson sleep at night?
clivebull1 1 year ago 4
waste man
rachidizere 1 year ago
good!!
SuperSally77 1 year ago
/watch?v=NHUqK-i-Tk8
DjViceeeee 1 year ago
Its much better than schooch(2007)or andy abraham(2008).
cashleyslash 1 year ago 2
JAILBAIT ALERT!
lfctwentytwo 1 year ago 3
I'm sorry but it just makes him look like a pervert.
EllysMusic 1 year ago
haha yes it does i remember seeing this like first time and i said to my mate..they shoulda got gary glitter to do this :D
europe seemed to like it though..more than jemini anyways
at least he was in tune lmao
lfctwentytwo 1 year ago
@EllysMusic Yeah, he's like 37 and he's saying 'they don't know what it's like to be young' or some shit haha
ShitMovies2000 1 year ago 3
this song iz aweosme but did we win tht year
me and my sis stil sing this osng lol
EdwardClvr 1 year ago
on behalf of Britian, i am sorry
boyinjuly 1 year ago
why the women voices are playback? I thought that everything must be live....
StraightEdgeVideos 1 year ago
This was from the make your mind up programme Where the viewers chose the UK's entry
Leonafan1966 1 year ago
I love it!<333333
SuperSally77 1 year ago
The Eurovision's fixed, anyhow, so don't worry about placings.
jellyhed1980 1 year ago 45
@jellyhed1980 i totally agree
06cdancer 1 year ago
@jellyhed1980
oh shut up just because England are absolutely shit... narrow minded minion.
AwesomeAlexful 1 year ago
shit song is shit
Badg3r001 1 year ago
yup lol
ShitMovies2000 1 year ago
srry but the lyrics doesnt make sense
difdude 1 year ago
drives me crazy everyone saying its political - eg sweden gave lordi (finland) 12 points - well so did everyone else that year if the songs good then it deserves to win which is why only 2 or 3 countries get all the high points not those with the most borders.
julief1338 2 years ago
are these really schoolgirls or grown ups, i mean i dont want to be arrested for looking too much at schoolgirls, although its hard not to have naughty thoughts
asterix689 2 years ago
brill
luc1324 2 years ago
lmfao, hes such a twat, reminds me of westwood
baxxynufc 2 years ago
shit our songs suck ass!
in eurovision 2010 im gonna tell them to put Eminem on it!
lol
the other countrys won't expect it!
Annoying1234567 2 years ago 3
@Annoying1234567 Eminems american. Out songs always suck.
Jtherva 2 years ago
i love this
Ezmeraldee 2 years ago
haha i remember this, still know the words :S
Chocoholic4000 2 years ago
Call himself a rapper? James May would put him to shame. Lol.
TopGearFanForever 2 years ago
he went my school !!!!!!
hinson92 2 years ago 2
i like this song.....goooo Britan!
Greetings from Portugal ;)
LisboaGir 2 years ago 35
@LisboaGir i dont its shit!
06cdancer 1 year ago
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I LOVE THIS SONG! REALLY!
mariiakn 2 years ago
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its emabbrasing to be british =[
mrt799 2 years ago
sweet song the girls are hottt!!
tombonesduell11 2 years ago
Lol look at the category... comedy! wtf xD
Gedekage 2 years ago 3
This is probably the only song i remember from that years eurovision. Exept of course for our (swedens) terrible Carola.
noelius4 2 years ago 2
Daz should have cooked his head in an oven after this.What a bellend.
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marcthemadnut 2 years ago
nice kids
dzigyboy 2 years ago
1) before they changed the voting system it was all political and 2) i love this song its better than flying the flag anyway!!!!
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Kriste007 2 years ago
See, I sometimes wonder what the world must think of us. We enter songs like this expecting to win, so three years on we enter complete drivel aswell and still expect to win.
This year was utter garbage.
Then again, so was 2006
JJisunique 2 years ago
I agree, I'd laugh at Eurovision 2010 they put Eminem on i'd laugh my head off!
Annoying1234567 2 years ago 2
:P I would too actually
JJisunique 2 years ago
omg what a awfull song, the wrapper is ok but those kids drive my head in!
toontanic 2 years ago
no fuckin wonder we never win
tresorkandolisdabest 2 years ago 2
I agree. It makes me cry.
AnotherSophie11 2 years ago 2
what place did we come that year lmao
SnideCast 2 years ago
The uk never win cozz all the eastern european countries vote 4 eachother no matter how crap the song is.. They rely on the other countries to vote for them so they'll do the same ting.. unlike us.. we hav no one except Ireland and dats only 1...?!
plop9696 2 years ago 4
that is why they changed the voting, FYI Norway is not in Eastern Europe
tomisaacs101 2 years ago
the song is amazing...
globalnine 2 years ago
PLEASE (BBC), lets learn from last night and never go back to these days...
SirWheelerUK 2 years ago
why is everyone saying this song is rubbish:O
:L
markjameshowe 2 years ago
cos it is you CUNT
ad3rm 2 years ago 3
i love the brittish accent.
VATTENVERKET 2 years ago 2
Right people the reason we british never win is because we havent got countries surrounding us like poland and that has.
Also the uk and america has and produces the best songs then all the other shit other countrise bring. All you lot are saying how much we suck at eurovision but does anyone actually take it seriously? No i dont think so. Uk aint that bad everyone is tryong to get over here after all XD
lindseydavies161 2 years ago 3
WHAT THE HELL?
Stop Dissin The Song
Its Amazing
Get A Life Seriously :|
xxkiizzy 2 years ago
why does the UK always have such cheesy songs for eurovision.
English music is awesome, but they always choose songs like this for eurovision
lemoncherrii 2 years ago 6
In 2006 they played this song on the radio loads in the lead up to the eurovision but i have only heard this years entry once!!!
heatty2008 2 years ago
this is so not serious...
eurovision has got to point now where taking it seriously or making a joke of it don't actually matter.
sooo i thought this was pure entertainment, Not Great Song Wise. but good performance
TriangleBeanz 2 years ago
What a horrible song and language. It looks like the song is about a pedophiliac school teacher, but I wouldn't know since I don't understand a word of the lyrics. Is it really English? It's hard to imagine there are actually people who speaks like that for real. It sounds worse than the Russian guy singing in "English" last year. And it's not true that everybody hates the English, they are so popular in Scandinavia, everything has to be British this British that. But their ESC songs suck!!!
keglelaila 2 years ago
wtf do u mean everything has to be british this british that? don't forget thats OUR language u are speking there u fuckin danish little muppet
rapidcombo 2 years ago
actually you are wrong britians spoke english before america -_-
mishapk 2 years ago
i know im british u fucking spack! hahaha
rapidcombo 2 years ago
We could have the best singer in the whole entire world and we would never win Eurovision.
All the other countrys brown nose places with oil.
citywalks 2 years ago 4
The reason why the uk neva wins is because we arnt surrounded by country's like poland etc!
jacobs088 2 years ago 3
I dont think that england ever bother to take eurovision seriously and to be honest we never have a chance of winning because it is all about polotics. Also britian and also finland are both great in eurovision because we and finland have both embraced that it is just polotics and we might as well have some fun and enjoy some cool british music.
jacktaylor2115 2 years ago
hes so cute :P aww
danyellcobhc 2 years ago
cool!! i love it!!
o9icttumulak 2 years ago
is this a joke lol
ganjamanee 2 years ago 4
Why did we think that cockney was going to impress europe? I know people will say who cares what they think but it's them (europe) that have to vote for us lol
Cockney is horrible, it just is. Get a scotsman up there, everyone around the world loves scotsmen and the accent.
Go to france, spain or italy and say your british, they are not to nice, say you're scottish and they get you free drinks and games of pool. thats a fact.
Mikeofdundee1987 2 years ago
well everywhere i have been in europe say they hate the scottish and so do us in england u fuk up
Xxbaybeeee 2 years ago
Actually its a fact that alot of the world, but Scotland, hates the scottish. You all run around in those wee litl' skirties of yuurs and you all talk with that half chaté language of English and common sh*t.
Scotland is the central for faggots and retards alike. Piss of.
COCKNEY ALL THE WAY SON!
rvbxxdonutxx 2 years ago
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England is the central for faggots and retards alike. Piss of. *fixed*
tamthebam22 2 years ago