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  • WTF, I DIDN'T GET A COVER FOR MY NEWEST HP G7.

  • I'm going to play my laptop <3

  • "with the quad core i7 new intel processor, is a power house but only uses alittle bit of energy" BULLSHIT, the i7 mobile consumes 45watts, the i5 consumes 35 watts. The i7 also generates 40% more heat over the i5, translateing to even more power required for active heatsinks. Overall the the i7's mobiles are not worth using in non-desktop replacements, the second you unplug it from the power brick the CPU is going to automaticly underclock by 30% to 40%.

  • lol this  guy loves his laptops

  • wtf..haaa

  • lol, Nerd Porn

  • wtf who smells a laptop

  • Company named 'Beat audio'?!

    The company is Monster (Cable)

    The audio is called Beats audio, not Beat audio.

    /rantover :)

  • who smell own laptop,how could any man even think is the laptop is sexy.are you sleeping with laptop?

  • will it be more offers and coupons for this laptop soon???

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  • never seen a guy sniff/smell something like that before....what a perv...

  • @zozanday actually, no, it's either you're shit eyes or you're shit brain processing the information your eyes are sending. The screen has very high resolution

  • wow....

  • I was looking to buy one of these, now I guess I have to swing by the church and confess: I have a dirty mind, even the comp I'm getting...

  • have you played with it yet looool

  • Wow as I was watching this I was thinking, "Is this guy making this kind of sexual, or is it just me?" Then I saw the top comments. Yikes bro, yikes.

  • LOL at all the comments. He's going to slide two fingers into the dvd slot.

  • It smells....hmmmm sooo nice

  • i'm gonna take it home and play with it all nite long.... lol

  • i flagged as inappropriate because that guy was acting very perverted with that computer

    everytime he looked at it i bet he was trying to figure out where to bang it from

  • the fuck

  • I have this laptop. I am very pleased with its performance but really hate where they placed all the peripheral plug-ins (eSATA, HDMI, USB, Network). All on the right side. This laptop was made for left handed people!!!

    The laptop runs HOT all the time. If you do anything CPU intensive the fans light up and sounds like the laptop is about to take off. The power supply is a BRICK!! The laptop has no battery life maybe 45 min.

    Save your money and wait for the next generation.

  • i think your on crack you have a tat and you smalled it?

  • you smell it ! idiot ..

  • That guy is either a biker, a sailor or a criminal, 'cause I think I saw a tattoo on his right arm!

  • @allseevid A tattoo makes some bad does it? And why do people associate bikers with criminals.. ? Not all bikers are criminals. Some.. Just like bikes.

  • this laptop is so sexy, he decide to have sex with it.

  • New laptop smell is good...........

  • This macbook pro wannabe is 100 times better than a macbook pro :) ... fuck apple! :D

  • O_O

    This guy seriously creeps me out.

    "Ohh, Smells nice!"

  • poor hp "external optical" ~.~'

  • HP is totally copying Apple. The box, the inside design (Probably aluminum/glass color scheme) and their displays, I have mistaken the HP displays for Apple's.

  • 0:45

  • "I'am gona take this home and I'am gona play with it all night long"

    HAHAHA

  • "mmmm it smelss so niceee" LOOL

  • macs are too expensive... 25% more for i5, 4GB memory and less general features when I can get i7, 6GB and not have to put up with incompatibility etc

  • yeah, the only reason I'm gonna buy this is cause "it smells, soo nice"

  • haha look at hp trying to be apple

  • Man if just the keyboard lights up that would complete this laptop

  • @xXFL4WL3Ss The ENVY line has backlit keyboards

  • @xXFL4WL3Ss it does

  • EVERYTHING YOU WOULD WANT IN A MAC BUT IN A PC RUNNING WINDOWS! PERFECT.

  • pretty computer, but where's the Super Drive?

  • @TheAsianAppleGod it is external unlike macbooks. macs FTW (for me atleast)

  • @TheAsianAppleGod it's external (not inbuilt) most likely to add more specs and features, and reduce weight

  • You know why its called the 'Envy' don't you? Its Envious of the MacBook Pro's so it tries to copy every aspect of it - It looks the same, has similar packaging and similar colors and materials.

  • very very hot very sexy , am gona take it home and am gonna play with it all night long

    how wrong dos that sound

  • no seriously macs are good to but these are amazing

  • mac just got pwned up the ass 4 times by the envy 13 14 15 and the 17

  • this is why pc is better

  • LMFAO "its very hot and very sexy im going to take it home with me and play with it......all night long" hahahahahahahahahaha

  • you know you're a tech nerd when you sniff computers ;D

  • @VGCheater55 I have a habit of sniffing new things. It makes me enjoy it more :)

  • @capecodairsofter lol ive been there before. It smells better than money 8-)

  • i dont get how this looks like mac? lo0oks better?

  • Does the external DVD/CD drive come included with the hp envy?

  • @TheCrossfitter Yep it does..

  • @Nautious1 Thanks man, I should be receiving mine soon and I was wondering if it did haha. I'm glad it comes with it

  • You people are fucking retarded. How can you compare the macbook pro to the HP Envy? First of all, HP is cheaper with better hardware. Secondly, what's wrong with windows? I don't even have a problem with vista, there I said it! Boo fucking hoo! I have used a mac before, I didn't like it. And who cares if it looks a little bit like the mac, fuck off! PC copied mac and mac copied PC, PC came out on top. I'd much rather have a PC than a Mac.

  • This is the first laptop that's made me seriously consider going Windows. Nice job HP.

  • "I'm gonna take it home and I'm gonna play with it all night long" lol

  • I'd hate to see what this guy does to women if that was his reaction to a laptop

  • Famous last words; "imma play with it...(awkward pause)...all night long". XD

  • Wow that is beautiful... oh wait, forgot, it runs windows.

  • He's gonna play with it all night long...

  • you can hackintosh the 1st gen envys.... so in total, it shits on ALL MBP you can think of... it has more grunt (i7 QUADS, not just it i620m mac uses) and the gpu is YEARS ahead of any mbp (gt330m lol).... mac better os? well you can run mac os X on envys

  • macs are very expensive but hp envy is cheaper and offers everything the mac does well expect for the software

  • This guys a perv!

  • @jonathepianist LOL - I am gonna take it home... and I am gonna play with it all night long.. LMFAO!!

  • @jonathepianist a perv gay slut crabber

  • macbook look alike,,but it still run shity windows

  • Its so gangsta that he has a arm tattoo!! Representin'!! Fo Sho!!

  • did he just say hes going to play with it all night long? lol

  • mac's have had i7s the moment this came out too muffa08, lol and I like how you said it has some usb ports and audio and totally just skipped the external sata port (because no one uses that lol?) I feel sorry for the ppl with external sata hard drives, looks like your gonna need to get a standard usb 2.0 converter boys lol jk

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  • @jvspimpstud for how much more? 2,000$+ more

  • well it would be nice if there was a real dvi and vga and fire wire.

    Guess thats sont batter

  • Yes! because if it smells great, it must be good!

  • no cd rom. FAIL

  • @iDemetrii well, i have not used optical drives for a while... only usb drives :D

  • Regarding the "omg no CD drive? WTF?" statements, I really haven't used the superdrive in my MacBook in months. Nowadays, anything you really need one for can be done wirelessly (for software and such) and, if you really need it, there is an optional DVD and Blu-Ray drive for this at HP's store anyway so you're not totally screwed. 2 years ago, the lack of cd drive would have killed a purchase of this but now, I don't really even see the need for one anymore, at least not for one in the laptop.

  • @iDemetrii it has a cd drive in the refresh

  • play it all time long? i understand how the heat generated from the CUP combine with lather smell could  give you an erection, and you just plug ur lil dick into one of these USP whole

  • okay,

    1. it smells good

    2. it's sexy

    3. your gonna take it home and play with it all night long?

  • @mm6568 Sorry meant to say April 13 :)

  • @mm6568 lol thats funny

  • Is he trying to show off that tatto on his right arm ?. Everytime he does a review his shirt sleeves are up, DUDE you are reviewin a laptop, your not changing a tire.

  • Is a nice laptop but there are bad sides too. For example, that extra battery he talks about, makes the laptop heavy as hell, like a macbook it dosen't come with optical drive, it only has 2 usb ports, it only comes in that one color you see, it gets really fucking hot when you run it for 2 hours and the damn thing costs $ 2,000.00 at best buy anywere. Wanna get the new HP Envy.... good luck.

  • @summerdying111 Yea I don't like mine at all, payed 2669.99 for it and you could fry and egg just surfing the internet. I'm not even joking about the temp, yea the computer doesn't get too hot to the touch but inside is the temp you could boil water. I bought it and payed so much thinking i would be able to use it for all 4 years of college being as I'm going into an IT major but if it continues to run this hot I'm afraid i wont have it next week.

  • u say its good for blue rays yet u forget to mention it has no dvd drive!!!!

  • apple didnt see that coming.............

  • Can you turn DVD's that you are watching on your PC into like AVI files, without buying or getting anything else?

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  • Does it have a 1920 x 1080 display, or what is it?

  • yes

  • @MinishSword

    ya

    but unfortunately : no optical drive, which is kinda weird

  • @Srinathor: But you are getting a USB optical drive for free, which I think is kinda kewl, I don't care about having one on the pc itself :P

  • hmm.... HP+Aluminium+Quadcore+ATI 5xxx smells like hot steel hehe JK

  • hot yeah u re right thats what i have here on my lap it is an hp and burning my knees xD

  • Btw Battlefield Bad company 2 runs gr8 on that baby :)

  • You can't put CDs in the ENVY? HP :(

  • @Avig0n: it includes a USB optical drive which also have 2 UBS outtakes on it, which is kewl.

  • where the fff is the cd, dvd , blue ray reader thing lol

  • @KillarBigT: it includes a USB optical drive which also have 2 UBS outtakes on it, which is kewl.

  • "it's kinda have a minimalistic view", dude, it's a copycat of the macbook Pro...

  • @3333alex

    everybody copies, macbook is a copy of sony vaio.......

  • apple was so yesterday.

  • well, that has to do with taste... I personally like Macs more than windows..

  • this guy practicly jizzed his pants just talking about it. what a loser

  • how much is that?

    soon that hp envy will be mine..

  • can you connect 2 hp monitors to this laptop

  • does the external disc reader also write discs?

  • why would you smell the laptop?

  • lol it really looks like a macbook

  • @useurcamera Except the macbook/Pro has/have super drives or slot loading DVD/CD Drives

  • Not much of a review

  • its an unboxing

  • ROFL "iwanna take it home play with it all night long "

  • hmmm do I really want to trust a review from somebody who confuses a sata port with a memory card port?

  • @samplethief Yeah really, the memory card slot is on the front, that's a USB/eSATA port

    Fail unboxing

  • is the Envy 15 supposed to have the USB 3.0 with it !?

  • i dont think so

  • yep

  • i thought it was Dell Envy ...

  • WTH smells so nice? lol

  • o.k. people lets be honest a mac book pro or this?

    the answer is- mac book pro....

  • well this as an alot better processor... mac is still stuck with intel core 2 duo... this offers core i7

  • @muffa08 Nope Apple has upgaded :)

    You can get up to 8 cores.

  • @muffa08 MacBook Pro's have now been updated to core i7 processors. As of March 13.

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  • @muffa08 the new macbook pros come with i7 and i5 processors

  • @muffa08 the imac ow comes w/ i3 i4 i5 i6 and i7! PWNED!

  • @muffa08 incorrect my friend they now hav the new processors so u can basically say there the same but they run on diffrent os

  • @JBoswell23 at the time, he was correct. He posted that comment 6 months ago, so u cant really say he was wrong.

  • @muffa08 LOL

  • @muffa08 Actually you can only get an i5 processor in this :) and plus, the 15" MacBook Pro comes with an i5 processor, so HA!

  • @BoeingFreak12345 really? cause i just got mine with an i7 720QM processor lol

  • @poindexternutcase Well they did just come out with new ones, but why would they downgrade the processor? Battery life maybe...

  • @ButterHeros HP Envy. I need that I7.

  • this

  • u can't call this an unboxing

  • 0:45 WTF??!!

  • Its not really overpriced considering what you get, although I wouldn't buy one because I dislike HP

  • please help! i don't know which i should get the hp envy 15 or hp dv7t... i want performance and mobility at a reasonable price (below 2000$)

  • If you can live without the DVD drive built in, I would get the Envy 15. It actually does not weigh as much as it looks (at least to me) and it actually has high specs, although honestly that's what you're paying so much for. I'm assuming you won't be using it for gaming, although the graphics ship can actually handle most modern games.

  • personally i thought this was going to be a good alternative to the macbook for gaming, as i want something that is as good looking as the macbook and with similar features, but something that can play all the pc games i love. However when it came out, it is MORE expensive than the macbook in my country and it has no internal disc drive. This defeats the purpose of having a portable gaming machine! and i dont want to be carrying around that external disc drive. seriously hp!

  • @TAKR888 I agree its overpriced, and is the same thickness as a macbook pro but has no disc drive

  • And some fellas complain about MacBook Pros prices...

  • you obviously didnt go over your ordering page very well

  • Thise is so much beter than the macbook pro, steve let me down on 27 feb with his stupid ipad, I wont a mp pro with the same spec. as the hp envy. goddammed

  • I'll buy the laptop who looks best. They are all capable of running Windows anyway.

  • "overall this thing is very very hot, it's very sexy, I'm gonna take it home and I'm gonna play with it all night long"

    LOL

  • Let me see, when is the last time i used my dvd drive?......

  • yea, it better smell nice...lol

  • i'm definately subscribing. gr8 vids!!!!

  • if they make a newer model with an internal optical drive that would be perfect... I guess an external one is good for the select "others" in the consumer market lol

    the specs are amazing on this laptop...

  • @lliicckk well the only reason they didnt put it inside was because not many software companies are making cds anymore, there all switching to usb, or sd software, stuff, also cause they wanted it really thin, and thats just not possible with a cd drive, be thankful that they give us one free

  • @christianmusician777 ah I see....well you do have a point there....I was just caught up in having a problem carrying around an extra drive along with the laptop....but ur right though.

  • where the hell is the damn optical drive? I'm gonna be paying this much and not get damn CD drive...Fail

  • It comes with one externally. Besides if you're the type of person who doesn't use your optical drive on a daily basis, this is not a big deal. If you constantly use it, than you might want to consider something that suits your needs. Overall, this laptop is a mobile, thin 'n' light, powerhouse hands down. You must be one of those apple parasites!! That's why you want it to FAIL!! And so envious...

  • dude...there is no way in hell thati'm an apple fan....that's outrageous

  • Ok...I take back the apple parasite comment, if aren't one. But, if I don't use it as much as someone who constantly uses theirs on a daily basis, then it's not a big deal. If I burn an ISO or torrent, fine I need it. But if I don't do one of these things, the optical drive sits there empty. So why make a comment that is based on your needs if the optical drive is so important to you? It might not be so important for others.

  • i get ur point man, i'm just saying, the HP Envy is supposed to be HP's idea of a powerhouse, and i just figured, why can they give their lower grade computers optical drives, but decide not to include it on the powerhouse, thats all...

  • like say, what if your in a place where an external optical drive is inconvinient, it would be handy to have it built in..

  • so no optical drive. what the FUCK are you supposed to do with this thing

  • awesome

  • I want something similar to this, but... cheaper?

  • I was going to get this but then I got the Macbook Pro 2.66ghz

  • excellent :) the macbook pro is awesome, hp copied apple :( lol

  • Yeah we all know that they even committed it they put it in their description "HP Envy a copy of Apple's Mac Book Pro"