Passive Aggressive 101

[420159]

great advice :)

[talkala]

pa myself. It's so much fun having crappy social skills! (I'm sarcastic too)

[KraftLand]

Your like coffee for My ADD

[Mudkipkiller]

Those faces were kinda freaking me out...

[adiibrahim]

my gf walked into my room as the video was ending an d all she heard was AH, AH, AH, AH, make it stop! and im like its exactly what it looks like, then i but my FIST INSIDE HER!...hey danny, how about a video on jenna marbles?

[MsNativeWolf]

omg is that what p.a. is?!?! i always say to my sis "isn't it funny that everything i say, you always think it's about you?!" and i leave all my crap on the floors and stuff and my mom gets mad at me and i just say "ohh yea......i forgot......." i do that everyday....whoops(:

[TheBoyWithTwoLegs]

i wanna play find drugs in a car game, officer says "did u have drugs in a car?", and me was like "well yes ocifer i didnt :D" ...hic!

[Amberann28]

Isn't it funny that I JUST CANNOT STOP WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS!!!

(I love your videos)

[Screamersammy]

as your "crapping on the bed" we can see your striped boxers lol lol lol

[iloveguitar2006]

im passive agressive now lol

[annastacialovesu123]

HEY HEY HEY!!! HE STILL HAS HIS BOXERS ON!!! so unfair!!! lol jk

[IWillEatYourInsanity]

that was a strange intro.

[ChristewieTV]

56 people have something on their fucking eyebrows

[wtfitna]

I can't stand passive aggressive people (If you've got a problem with me just freaking say so) but the video was funny anyways. xD

[loco4vicodin1]

@wtfitna I think passive aggressive people are funny!

[EnchantedSounds]

1. Go to 3:06

2. Close your eyes

3. Press Play

4. Lol.

[jack16are666]

@EnchantedSounds oh my god. RAPE!!!!!!!!!

[annastacialovesu123]

Are u TRYING to give someone pink eye? xD

[Breadsandwhich]

lol at the tags O_o

[KitKatlovesyouforeve]

How do I Kill my brothers with out my parents knowing?? NEED HELP

[sasukethedarkone]

press 5 repitdaley "neega"

[DiaShanti]

Spot on.

[evildude18]

who turned their volume down at the end cuz ppl were gonna think your watching porn or summin..?!?

[LeafsNationFour]

I think that mask is used for migranes....

[wreckless83]

Lol I remember watching this back in 08

[beavus1000]

Danny,why is your hair so funny all the time ??

[Jcaps124]

I'm only eating brown skittles! Oh wait...

[LoveKillsMany]

Dude... You're a little bit of a derp.

[DeathBloodRider]

This guy explains good! 

[froggiefrenchfry]

@DeathBloodRider grammatical fail -_-

[DeathBloodRider]

@froggiefrenchfry don't give a shit but thanks! :D

[scarfacemasacar]

EYEGASM!!!!!

[ApertureAce]

Teeth!

[skitzol4dhuntersYAY]

if you eat only green skittles,you shit greeen.how do i know this?i learned it the HARD way.O ___o

[CrazyJay115]

@skitzol4dhuntersYAY imma eat purple skittles now

[3C8H1A1eightR]

@skitzol4dhuntersYAY So... If you eat all colours, will you shit rainbows? o:

[skitzol4dhuntersYAY]

@3C8H1A1eightR like nyan cat? probably.I DONT WANNA KNOW. O ___0

[3C8H1A1eightR]

@skitzol4dhuntersYAY o_O

[skitzol4dhuntersYAY]

@3C8H1A1eightR YEAH,NYAN CAT

[3C8H1A1eightR]

@skitzol4dhuntersYAY Now all you need to do is test it

[skitzol4dhuntersYAY]

@3C8H1A1eightR hell no..i already have green shit and i dont need double rainbows commin out of my ass

[Beastzombie000]

@skitzol4dhuntersYAY What happens if you only eat purple?

[Beastzombie000]

@skitzol4dhuntersYAY Maybe even yellow?

[skitzol4dhuntersYAY]

@Beastzombie000 dun' know

[TheQuantumShow]

@skitzol4dhuntersYAY 0.o

[thefluffiestbunnyuno]

@skitzol4dhuntersYAY once on st patricks day i pooped green shit

[skitzol4dhuntersYAY]

@thefluffiestbunnyuno like A BOSS XD

[asininityy]

@skitzol4dhuntersYAY if you eat enough dark leafy greens, you shit a deep, forest green. :D

[ryanboyful]

Omg NOW I UNDERSTAND DR.COX FROM SCRUBS IS PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TOO:D

[GlitchezGal0re]

Hold 6 for the Weird sounding stare of death

[LaneWalkerz]

LOVE THIS

[pat46711]

thumbs up for the Calvin and Hobbes reference at 2:10

[hollistergurl451]

Your like a Dane Cook/Jim Carrey!

By the way, Dane cook is the best comedian ever

[jaredini]

Taken me years to realise that I am passive agressive... I never even knew it until recently when people started to tell me about it.... I need help! 32 yr old.

[CelestAzz]

Actually, I'm not a kid, (46 years old), but I am dealing with a passive aggressive...and thought you did a great job of honing in on their tactics...How about trying another clip on: Tactics on dealing with a Passive Aggressive 101? I am seriously looking forward to it! Thanks!

[PrinceCicope93]

1:50 lmfao!!!!

[2stoned2h8]

dany... lay off the weed man

[HaltomCityRecords]

Passiva agressive people are insecure pussies.... to scared to be straight up aggressive. Might break a nail.

[Poncho151500]

@HaltomCityRecords Have I ever told you how intelligent you sound? Oh, I haven't?... Hmm. Something to think about.

[macko8626]

last 10 seconds : THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

[msepictacos]

Isnt it funny that I hate u? XD

[Draumrify]

sorta reminds me of dane cook :P

[Dexster317]

AHAHAH what the fuck it took me like 14 seconds to realize ur taking a shit lol.

[zanjost10]

˝I made a green duky˝ ^^ xDD

[om00100]

isnt it funny ur teeth are as yellow as the sun is?

[darkiscool3]

well at least im not the only person that does this sortof stuff

[veronjn111]

press 9

[hoayxforzoe]

did anybody notice that in the beginning he did the censor even though he was wearing boxers xD

[DjLumbee]

good god, dying from laughter... "Isn't it funny that I hate you? Heeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[Firecrackers90]

what the fuck is in your eyebrow?? XD

[ikol12]

I wonder who sleeps in that bed...

[terrellisimo]

This is SO EVIL! True but EVIL. LOL!!

[fujoshiotaku]

your voice in the end..... it's like you're having ..... XD

[Hardpunches]

lol i like how u have a sensor over ur junk but after u pull up the newpaper u can c ur boxers? haha

[Malteeeeeaser]

wot the fuck is that in your eye brow...?

[v1t0R9]

best advice ever



[morganmorrisvideos]

I made a green dukie

Haha

[XxNachtxNachtxX]

I laughed mostly at the eyebrow part because my mom's ex fiance` did that to me when I got my eyebrow pierced.

[mynameisradar]

thumb me up if you think his style of comedy is similar to jim carry, dane cook,will ferall, stephen colbert, and robert downy jr. a bit.

[mynameisradar]

you were still wereing your boxers lol

[dazeguy513]

my mom is passive aggresive

[ceilingcatlover1331]

WHY?!?!?!?!?!

[DOTRAT69]

hahaha dude your pretty funny and this is coming from someone who HATES most of these douches on youtube good job LMFAO keep it up man your mad funny

[SarahBrookeWilliams]

I have the feeling all this happened to you..

[Hutcarlingos]

Am I the only one who thinks this video was a passive aggressive message Danny sent to someone?

[joelfwilson]

Your not passive aggressive about chores if you are honestly forget full. people are passive aggressive to me because they call me a lier when I forget things. and they yell at me for hours so I can't do it to the point where im so pissed off at them for calling me a lier I tell them i'm just not going to do it because they are such a jerk for not being consider about my forgetfulness. when I would of done it calmly on my own when I realized I forgot.

[Agent1W]

A lot of times, I get sarcastic. Sarcasm can be passive-aggressive. But you know what? I try to illustrate points in easier ways to ppl in arguments and confrontation.

"Of course you're smart. You would go ahead and do such-and-such stupid shit, but apparently you think it was the right thing to do. Yep, you're smart all right."

Basically, you're calling them stupid without actually saying it. And that's how I roll...

[Chrisbkfc89]

So that's why my sister doesn't clean up. :P

I clean up. Except my room. So i guess I do that to myself.....guess that's a self image thing. :P

[amjPeace]

I have a student who is the grand master of all these techniques, and now I will be able to put a name to it. Thank you!

He is so busted!

[Wazzupmanameizfilip]

I made a green dookey..... :P hilarious

[tatzoetae]

haha i really act like this

[MrJarth]

step 6 = win!

[kelseyA13]

oh god. this is too good.

[BlueSeaWendy]

You are so right on! Thank you!!!!!!!

[MelBieber54321]

sex noises at the end :3

[Anon5K]

Passive agressive frog, full of resentment for anyone haveing fun.

[Waz268]

dont drink anything while watching this.

[PygHeadHannah]

hahah ur hilarious.. and hot. :)

[MetalManJads99]

lol at 1.42

[kalmekrayz]

This fits my roommate's behavior to a big, fat T!

[MrGolbs]

First line of 'Dookie'...

"I declare i dont care no more!"

.....Touché Danny ...touché

[sk8forlife90]

that's not passive aggressive behavior, that's more like asshole behavior LMAO!

[Rocknrollllll22]

Does anyone know the name of the song at the beginning? Thanks.

[BlakeGoodwell]

great the ending made my dad think i was watching a freaky porn xD

[SwitchVictor]

dude you look baked

[stockmin1]

2:05 HE SPITS

[xShadowsaur]

"HOW THE FUCK WAS IT AN ACCIDENT!?!? IT WAS IN A GODDAMN SAFE!" xD

[Packspoet]

i am actually fairly passive aggressive and i found this hilarious... your awesome

[Porsche010]

2:20 is the best part ! XD

[kiwikraze565]

my social studies teacher totally watched this

[dav4ix]

this s fucked up xDD

[Dancingpants]

0:46 best part of the whole video!!!!!!! lol

[Flyleafsoup]

HAHAHA LOVE THIS xD

spot on budday.

[meteora8423]

HILARIOUS VID! damn this is DEAD ON with passive aggressive ppl.. iv had a few roommates like this, and one whos currently like this, and all i can really do is just laugh. im not an asshole, but its entertaining how they beat around the bush with such CRAFT. def told my roommate every now and then to not be afraid to be blunt with me and he just gets real uncomfortable. hel just silently "get me back." i understand its a social tick, but fo real these ppl need BALLS. good video thou dude!!

[sheisxtina]

You're just high!

[Wow4lifenvrstop]

DUKIE IN SCHOOL!!!

[easternrida12]

a green dooky lmao

[degenodmars]

what the fuck is that on your eyebrow!! hhaha roflmao!!

[HoustonTxLiLy]

Dukki? his teeth are so yellow he looks like he has been eating dukki. Get some crest white strips guy!

[TheSameFlame]

wow im the 44,444th viewer

[BRSTA77]

dude are you ok? XDD anyways funny

[drydust999]

Haha lol

[Ccttcc]

WDF is that on your eyebrow....

[hinginator]

LOL, number 3 is soooooo true!!!

[utubeismylastresort]

you and Dane Cook would be literally orgasmic...i mean when u laugh and then you cant breath...ya the next step is an orgasm...fucking lol. but w/e.

[MrGolbs]

hehe green dookie.

'i declare i dont care no more'

bwahaha

[xUmbrellaAcademyx]

is tht one of those headache masks? i have one of those

[adamthestrange]

he's like mannix the pirate but funnier.

[jurra12]

what would dr. Katz said ?

lol

[Pyne56]

He's unusually goofy or a little mentally unstable. Just kidding, or Am I?

[Thedudeherenow]

good stuff

[1X1HaleyMarie1X1]

WOAHHh that ending was tense.

Ps. Why is there something alwayyss in ur eye?

XD

[HaloGamerBTR]

@1X1HaleyMarie1X1 and why is it that men get more eye lashes in their eyes than women?

[FlyingMagicalPillow]

@HaloGamerBTR Cos us girls have this secret mascara glue.

[HaloGamerBTR]

@FlyingMagicalPillow true... i think i lost mine though can i borrow yours...

[melody1751]

@1X1HaleyMarie1X1

bc he never blinks. :D 

[lizdeksia]

ROFL I LOVE THE ITCHING AT THE END. Rofl Pink eye from shitting on his pillow. LOVE it.

[bluemajik21]

u're fucking crazzy..

[simionTheOne]

now i understand placebo's song :D

thanks a lot

[Furious6frog]

You are crazzzzyyy, dude! lololo

[fireproof213]

this guy reminds me of Dane Cook

[SinjinOh]

thats their right eyebrow danny! its on your left side. =D

[pederasii]

hahah cool lesson

[Jurkee]

daj nam serbian lessons 4 brateeeeee :)

[aleksandarfriscic]

i ja jedva cekam!!!!!

[pablo12ful]

damn who's the guy in the mask??

[karla8lea]

faaaaaaking awesome... hilarious!!! =))))

[avrillavigne9579]

sounds kinda like family guy xD but still it's hilarious :D:D

[inachu]

new hire young manager suspects everyone to goof off. She drops by at every attempt to try and find me goofing off at which for the past 2 years she has failed and she is highly passive agressive and one manager has already barked at her for acting like that. She makes IT tickets for support people to come fix things then she will not allow them to fix the issues when they arrive.

STUPID TWAT!

[prefer2balone]

:D Sounds like a lot of work. Here is how I, the agressive person, do it in one easy step: 1. right hook

[Cursemarkedsasuke13]

What if it's a parent, lol?

[theoriginaljlo]

love it!

[TheMetalcrypt]

0:47-0:48 Lol

[scratchinsurfaces]

more lyk 8 steps 2 becumin a phsyco

[smoshbosh]

this guy is stand up comedy funny

[SouthernCelticGirl]

When I've heard of passive aggressive it was someone who refuses to be pleased. My aunt was divorced by my ex-uncle-by-marriage. He went against what made ppl happy. His son did some kind of performance as a child. Everybody else was bragging on him &my ex-uncle was silent. Finally my cousin said, "You weren't there were you dad?", he responded "I was there!" My aunt did an experiment 2see his pathetic excuse. She said "why couldn't you praise him?" He said "Get a job and I'll move out." WTF?

[WillieWonka928D]

My mom is P.A

[DSBrekus]

I think all mom's are :P

[stelthninjaX]

LAST

[lovergirl2207]

i feel like your a more serious virsion of fred

[myvidutube]

a funny version

[Sombrek]

Except Danny... Is smart and y'know... Not complete and utter sheit.

[bastainbeirut]

dont compare danny to fred bitch

[ILoveFolkMusic]

hahaha right on man

[Dangonopwnyou]

Except he doesn't suck balls.

[woodlandsartgal]

How come you don't have viewers in the 100,000's?

Hey guys, let's change that. Let's send links to friends, other cubicles cubies, your school district email lists, state representatives (bet they are watching the wrong youtube at this very moment!) don't forget your own email contact list (minus my mom, she would probably object of some of the s*** and F*** --after she stops laughing anyway)

SERIOUSLY, we will be doing everyone a favor, and I am sure Dan can use more visibility!!!!!!

[beth555555]

this is to funny

[contrerazallie]

:):):)

[porjaymaspazzatron]

I made a green dukey!

[tallyman14]

i nearly peed myself the first time i watched your how to kiss video.

your funny as hell.

keep it up! (:

[grrgrrl]

this isnt really passive aggressive..... except for the notes part. everything else was pretty much aggressive-aggressive.

[babesblingandbooze]

i kinda know what you mean...erasing messages is definitely aggressive-aggressive