Car Battery Charged With....?

[NikySportsPromotion]

drinking and driving kipkay?

[t21spectreclone]

Seems like he mentions Fat Bastard wine several times... product placement?

[ShogaNinja]

GET IN MAHHH BEEELLLLAAAYYYY!

[brucewilliammcgrath]

lol i acdentially hit 9 before i watched the vid and i thought it was insulting me

[brucewilliammcgrath]

press 3 for onstar

[MorganFreeman300]

I noticed a few peculiar things.

1. Voltage doesn't decrease when a battery is dead, only the potential chemical energy of the battery decreases(in Ampere-Hours). Thus voltage wouldn't be the "juice". Get a dead AA battery, and connect it to a multimeter . It will give you a reading around 1.5V

2.The multimeter is hooked up backwards.

Are these clues on the legitimacy of this video? I have no idea. I still love kipkay.

[3fullnoz3]

...and a few minuts later your iligaly driving your car because you just drank Wine.

[ValidArgumentGaming]

@3fullnoz3 A few sips would not make a difference really, one glass won't get you drunk.

[therealkingoftango]

FAT BASTARD TO THE RESCUE ahhhhh get out my car you fat bastard vroom vroom thanks NOW GET OUT MY FUCKING CAR!!!! LOL

[KHunnyBear]

fat bastard to the rescu

[TheUnitedlemons]

U broke my battery ashole

[daniwan3000]

@TheUnitedlemons You actually tried this? HA FUCKING HA. Enjoy buying that new battery.

[l3lur]

Does this also work with maintenance free batteries when they got drain?

[Flightkid9]

@l3lur If a maintenance free battery gets drained than you need a new battery.

[GamingWhizMagic123]

awsome

[Ozy70IsSexy]

he's been weightist

[ZiVladxD]

racist



[XxprobertsonxX]

Isn't Alcohol flammable?

[2003z440]

@XxprobertsonxX Hydrogen gas from standard batteries is also flammable... that's why they tell you to connect the negative side of jumper cables to the engine block.... it not only makes a better connection, but prevents sparking near the battery. It's not so much of a problem with newer batteries anymore...

[elyisgreat2]

@kipkay is that drinking and driving?

[productmine]

XD drinking fat bastard with your cat... lol

[hissy08]

lol fat bastard to the rescue

[rr1122333]

@hissy08 lol

[BadTheSecond]

Are these speical effects or is it real?!

[ManthatsCool100]

ummm would that be considerd drinking and driving hmmm

[fabse64]

Now how does he figure this kind of stuff out? D:

[jvinschool]

@fabse64 dont know

[marcvie9]

doesn't this ruins your battery?

[Flightkid9]

@marcvie9 It will yes, not immediately but over time it will.

[doryfish22]

any red wine or just fat bastard?

[LoveMehShotgun]

If u press "9" on your keyboard, you will hear my catch phrase!

[azianhoney]

hey he said fat bastard like from austin powers

[EpicDJTime]

You people are aware there is a blood alcohol limit? He may have, in this hypothetical situation, taken a sip and wanted to run out and grab some cheese or something. Nothing illegal about that.

[Basibisab]

Don´t drink and drive!

[cattacer]

Danm, I only have "Skinny cunt"

[xX0XDannyBoiX0Xx]

whay would you be drinking and driving very irisponsible <----Bad spelling

[gumaka1]

Press 2, then 4.

[Nitszo1]

HAVE YOU EVER SAT DOWN & HAD A NICE GLASS OF FAT BASTARD WINE WITH YOU'RE CAT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Dude, you are funny as hell...

[TheManOfLost]

@Nitszo1 hahahha

[noah4314]

Is int illigle to drink then Drive?

[zuuzeer]

fat bastard to the rescue 0:44

[war5999]

fat bastard = my hero XD XD

[Sonic7227]

Is this for real I have a battery that is really dead would it work

[MultiGooooooooooooog]

HAHAHAH FAT BASTERD HAHAHAHAH

[hello26580]

PRESS7 to hear (and a sip)

[143api]

@MrMamaHawt there is no such thing as negative ten, when it comes to volts... think about it. i don't even thing there is such thing as zero volts for most compounds carry a charge of their own...

[19JP87]

@143api Voltage is a measure of potential at one node of a circuit in comparison to another. If the node you are testing has less potential than your reference node, you will read a negative voltage.

[wrainyday]

@143api sorry.. but ur wrong D;

[Chadamuffin]

press 3 to hear car wound

[MrDumbvader]

wouldnt ur engine explode a week ltr

[xansheng]

and a week later!? RUN TO THE CAR SHOP AND GET A NEW BATTERY cause the one you "FATBASTARDED" its fucked!

[hhhfhhgghgg]

press 6 to hear ninja

[FinchieX]

so the moral of this story is to drink and drive ?

[kukkala12345678910]

pres two a lot and he says u happy

[43darkNero]

austin powers :)

[DJTylerJc]

0:42 (:

[Tawemon]

Remember kids; After drinking, you should go driving!

[KcKiller101]

Fat bastard with cat.

[Sinkatze]

LOL, he couldn't choose a better name for the wine xD

[XXXXDANNYXHARDCORE]

OMFG I LOVE YOU! YOU FAT BASTARD XD

[edvinasjarmala]

Fat Bastard to the rescue! Just like a fat man and he's a bastard! XD

[troygeiger]

Fat bastard to the rescue.

[TutorialesCO]

to understand and should be drunk on drums xD xD thanks for the tip for a drink carries such xD

[essb10]

Fat bastard

[noreason2701]

Grant has a nice penis.

[hassanabbasbirmani]

Your meter is showing the reading in minus :)

[marcoze]

would lemon juice work in the same fasion, id have to assume so giving the fact that its way more acidic than red wine

[HaloReachFreak123]

Guess what!....no more mustang :(

[koolkillax]

0:03



[jayja45]

Maybe your wife should drive after that glass of wine

[TaiZi324]

Damn that Fat bastard did it again :D



[MrSoultaker432]

does this mess up your car?

[xXxchipperchopperxXx]

@MrSoultaker432 yeah the wine flows through the positive wires and directly into your engine causing your engine block to catastrophically fail in other words it will cause you engine to explode while your entire family in it acting like a giant grenade and loading everyone in it with a high dose of hot shrapnel hope i helped

[MrSoultaker432]

@xXxchipperchopperxXx no lie...?some people told me it doesnt have problems some do,...

[iancasciotti]

having a glass of fat bastard then driving isnt a very good idea. maybe the car was sending a message lol

[dudenfssoogood]

U fat bastard!!

[MrRextarer]

the battery gets drunk and he does not remember he don't work

[xan1242]

DAT BASTARD!

[AznsinDaHouse]

fat bastard?

[MrBillDaBear]

sorry, i only have anorexic douchebag.

[29richo]

Does the baterry get drunk?lol

[quarterpipe100]

@29richo lol

[AWSOMEDUDE1369]

@29richo yea like what happens if you put to much? maybe tha car will explode

[Rdtackle82]

drinking and driving is against the law. lol

[MrComasauna]

and then after a short run with full charging it died for shore :( its like putting red wine in a poor man suffering from dehydration and oral galvanisme, and make him run in a duracell bunny suit :)

[MysteryManX22]

may I introduce to you.... *dramatic music* fat bastard. "FIRST THINGS FIRST, WHERES 'YA SHITTER...."

[UltimatePwnageNL]

why didnt you show the voltage after the wine?

[davedthebassplayer]

@UltimatePwnageNL OOOOOOH WE HAVE A WINNER

[MMPSOnyou777]

Do u Have a skyline?

[Sora657]

lol fat bastard to the rescue

[mexicopotato11]

fat bastard lool

[ho7s0]

Its because batterys work on acids, and in wine theres alot of acid, so even lemon juice would work ! :D

[bilalha123]

LOL!!

[AmazingKirby]

It won't explode????

[theiammike123]

fat bastards to the rescue!!!!

[Nockoutz1]

Dude... Using wine to start the engine?

[OogleManiac]

Two things wrong with this video Mr. Kipkay...it sounds like drunk driving and that is alcohol abuse/party foul. lol

[wazscience]

well based on what you said, you could also use vineager or other acidic products in your house.

[LoneRenegade]

Not the best solution but I guess it can help if you're really stuck. Normally though, batteries that aren't maintenance free should be refilled with deionized water. The process of charging and discharging a car battery is reversible, but instead of adding battery acid (or any other acid), you should really add deionized water and then charge it with a car battery charger. Do be careful when handling a car battery and wear eye protection too. Battery acid is nasty stuff.

[crsbt]

@LoneRenegade

the only comment worth reading

thanks.

[Darkfoxdragon101]

i dont wanna have a fat bastard in my car

[fmikki16]

FAT BASTARD TO THE RESCUE!!!

[JanneTheDude]

you can't drink and drive after :D

[13sam31]

Fat bastard lol

[yodamcpot420]

@MrMamaHawt hey dumbass!! It is IMPOSSIBLE to have negative voltage!!! If you look at the video you will see that he just has the positive test lead on the negative battery post and vice versa!!!! That is what gives him the negative sign. If he switched the leads the negative sign would go away!! Know what you're talking about before you try to bash someone FUCKER!!!

[stuckurface]

If you have Nikolai from zombies with you just tell him to hold the positive and negative and car starts :D

[Xboxlove1]

i tried vodka but my batteries exploded

[MrSoultaker432]

umm does this fuck up ur car?

[trashy10]

@MrSoultaker432 it wont mess up ur car but most people have maintenance free batteries it may make ur engine bay smell like a winery though lol,also voltage don't crank your starter amps do,the more amps the more crank,you can also just use distilled water like your suppose to then get drunk on the wine

[yodamcpot420]

WRONG!!!!! Your car only needs 9.6 volts to start a car!!!

[yodamcpot420]

WRONG!!!!! Your car only needs 9.6 volts to start a car!!!

[bkrandom8]

The fat basterd really helped

[damneddirtyapez]

Moral of this story: Drink and drive.

[MrPaoxiong]

this guy got pulled over for swirlling. the police ask the guy if he was drinking he said, No sir but my car was. that's why i'm driving him home. LOL.

[vipulvekhande]

Police:-You are drinked!

Kipkay:-No not me but......

Police:-But who?

Kipkay:-My car Battery

[wario1005]

fat bastard

[FPSserbian]

guess thats why bender drinks beer

[JonahWuhzLive]

What the hell made you try this?

[TheAstro30]

@JonahWuhzLive lol who knows, but it sounds plausible

[32CoolestDude]

FAT BASTAR|} 2 the rescue?

[LilCash217]

if you pour Water the on the negative and positive ports, wait like 2 mins, your car will start.

[Miikkeldk]

first of all. i dont drink "fat bastard" and afterward drive.

[Hml321321]

your car knows youve been drinking, you hacked it remember?

[yourkissesburn]

Drinking wine then going to drive.....

[mycaddigo]

@yourkissesburn well,he needs more wine . .. . his car drank most of it . . .

[xfollador]

nooo!... me bebo  el FAT BASTARD mejor XD

[MrArnejoJoshua]

I don't know what he do it FAT BASTARD Wine always can start the car

[jman66053]

do u think lemon juice or vinigar would work?

[theeltea]

@jman66053 depends on the composition

[Armandxjr]

Fat Bastard!! Hahahahahaha =D

[tedyiovchev3]

your car got drunk

[aussglerga]

damn blew my mind off

[rikuxziku7777]

*Throws away wines and buys a lifetime supply of Fat Bastard*

[34superboy]

fat bastard to the rescue

[lokoka09]

thanks fat bastard

[tigger2943]

The principals behind this are possible however when you enter the wine into the electrolite mixture in your battery it will destroy your battery shortly after. ( few days most ) I was also informed that this in most cases renders your battery unable to be rcycycle in the normal sense of the word.

[Madwand1]

Haha! Hooray for drinking wine and driving!!

[jnlfg2]

Why were you trying to start your car after you were drinking? Don't drink and drive

[robertwillmer]

@jnlfg2 Do drink and drive!!

[janinis69]

Fat Bastard Made My Day :D

[mikimomo97]

ftw fat bastard wine :D

[Pjestr]

it will also work with viniger

[ARandomGuyOnEarth]

This vid was on the news o.o

[Tylerjohnson68203]

does tht really work tht cool

[NicksGarageDoor]

This is basically a billboard that says "Drink some wine, go do this to your car, then go drive somewhere." Drinking and driving. LOL

[TheJokicar]

Fat Bastard ro the rescue!!!

[plaediantruth70x7]

what about lime juice???

[diddleo]

@plaediantruth70x7 That shit doesn't get you drunk.

[xxALEXIZBEASTxx]

if ur drinkin wine you shouldnt be starting ur car

[TheMaeyrl]

FAT BASTARD!!! XD LMAO!!!!!!

[undefined0000100]

If you charge your car battery with liqour wouldn't liqour be in your car, drinking and driving. LOL But seriously ur awesome. :-D

[ScaryBear29]

Dude,Thats so random, but awesome

[jprav65]

Don't you mean Peter Griffin to the rescue?

[HCsonicknx]

What about open container laws?

[08campbeldavi]

hmm... car's fucked now... thanks kipkay :D

[TheCatcherOfDeath]

i do love drinking fat bastard with my pussy

[jjandrooney]

or u can just buy battery water.... cheap

[kommentoija12]

Fat bastard to the rescue!! XDD

[Derek658able]

When your drinking with your cat. Hahaha

[chewydog22]

remember kids, dont drink and drive XD... i wish likes and dislikes were allowed on this vid

[roro879]

Dude if you pour wine in your car battery,your going to be buying a car battery soon

[Jeferson11943]

My car is drunk lol

[Atomicfartsman]

Fat bastard to the Rescue! LOL

[radomguy1254]

does it have to be fat bastard

[FrozenHaxor2]

Fat bastard to the rescue!

[minederp]

lol fat basterd

[habborico1001]

hm, better not 

[soillam]

you shouldn't drink and drive kipkay

[WellBeSerious12]

@soillam LOL XD

[TheDraver48]

Fat bastard to the rescue!!

[xSmiley5143x]

Coke also works I believe

[49261l0lz]

I would laugh if your car exploded when you turned it on.

[legoguy813]

wow, never knew fat bastard would help so much, pun intended, no offense.

[3dorigami1945]

it remind me of austin powers LOL

[vortex594]

i pull out my fat bastard and everything gets turned on

[Draco10k]

i can not take you seriously each time you say that XD

[MrAwesomemonster]

What about osculus

[thedustah]

kipkay has a Nissan Frontier :P

[dalekthey]

god bless you, fat bastard 

[WinXPwhiz]

@DNANGEL296

IT EXPLOOOOPPDDDDEEESSSS!!! No just kidding it extends the life of your battery.

[DNANGEL296]

what happens if you add some even if your car doesnt need it?