The funny thing is that that's almost exactly how an interview with Don Draper would play out. The "fingering them in a line-up" line was classic Draper.
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"Does it make you sick to look in the mirror to see how handsome you are and to know that people are disfigured? And don't you think you should think that?"
because zack asked if he got around to fingering any of them, and jon hamm thought he meant like "putting the finger on them" metaphorically, like identifying them
2:17 the look zach gives to john is hilarious....he smirks and says, "yeah, identifying them in a line up, I know what you mean". haha. had me laughing for a long time.
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Oh god! I have not laughed out loud like I just did in a long time! The ending had me rolling. Thank you funnyordie, life sucks and I really needed that laugh.
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The funny thing is that that's almost exactly how an interview with Don Draper would play out. The "fingering them in a line-up" line was classic Draper.
razasnake 2 hours ago
AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA THAT TURKEY SOUND CRACKED ME UP SO BAD.
risingtied 11 hours ago
Funniest thing I´ve seen in a loooong time. Not just the lines, wich are genius, but also the facial expressions on both of them. This is comedy!
lolmenot 1 day ago
"sorry, I'm allergic to ferns" hahahha
fsquadORdie 2 days ago
he should change his name to Kevin Bacon.
jmsantander1 3 days ago 8
@jmsantander1 That's an upvote.
84downandout 2 days ago
@jmsantander1 That really made me crack up. Thank you, fine sir.
alperloos 3 hours ago
LOL hes the only one who didnt snap :D
samrigatoni 4 days ago
@samrigatoni its fake and scripted...
TerryFGM 1 day ago
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aJollyHobo 1 week ago
mark that under 'who gives a shit?'
DonCorleone87 1 week ago 18
"Do you.. you ever get around to fingering any of them?"
"Do you mean like, identifying them in a lineup...?"
"Heh, yeah."
Lmfao
Thekillaboi447 1 week ago
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Igorgoat 1 week ago
Fuckin Stuart...Turkey....link
BoxerBeBop 1 week ago
"do.. you ever get around to fingering any of them" LMAO
airfaurce1s 1 week ago
that fucking button gets funnier ever time I watch it
ninjoshot 1 week ago
I made my dads computer say that turkey sound everytime he receives an email in outlook
bajer111 1 week ago
@bajer111 how did you do that?
jackking1225 1 week ago
@jackking1225 control panel/sound
bajer111 1 week ago
55 people are allergic to ferns.
Sketch999999 1 week ago
jon honeybaked hamm lmao
TheNewVersal 2 weeks ago
stuart turkeylink ... lolo
DrP1po 2 weeks ago
id love to see bloopers for these
Scorpysivity 2 weeks ago
@Scorpysivity this are practicaly bloopers already
wachiinn 2 weeks ago
55 people don't like ferns
toddspin 2 weeks ago
Is your middle name honeybaked?
skinnymix8 2 weeks ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die
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RadarSol 2 weeks ago
LOL! Do you like websites?
HighestCalendar 2 weeks ago
"Does it make you sick to look in the mirror to see how handsome you are and to know that people are disfigured? And don't you think you should think that?"
NoSpector 2 weeks ago
When he hit that button, I could not stop laughing
RealitysParadox 2 weeks ago 3
i can't tell whats scripted and whats not lol
MrO420o 3 weeks ago
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UMBUBA 3 weeks ago
@UMBUBA he's not that fat... he's not that fat
bclion56 3 weeks ago
@UMBUBA
U R AN IDIOT!!! COCK SUCKER
mooryaan12 2 weeks ago
ahahahaha, fuck yeah
pryingopen333 3 weeks ago
because zack asked if he got around to fingering any of them, and jon hamm thought he meant like "putting the finger on them" metaphorically, like identifying them
17thchamber 3 weeks ago
Did anyone noticed he was wearing two watchs?
Z8Akira 4 weeks ago in playlist Between Two Ferns
What does identifying them in a lineup mean? dont get it
loveatom 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@loveatom this is when you see people lined up through a two way mirror and you point the suspect out.
avielosnola 3 weeks ago
@avielosnola aaah Sure! , Thanks bud.
loveatom 3 weeks ago
haha... he checked both of his watches
PeterNorthJr 4 weeks ago
@RazzleDazzle9410 "We can hear faggot."
EdwardRooney33 1 month ago
im allergic to ferns
NickPuleio 1 month ago
"I understand you won a Golden Globe award. I did. Mark that under who gives a shit."
EdwardRooney33 1 month ago
@EdwardRooney33 We can hear faggot
RazzleDazzle9410 1 month ago
i think john hamm used to direct soft core porn... im not joking.
BeersontheMoon 1 month ago
@BeersontheMoon He was a set designer on a softcore film
Tronite 1 month ago
"I understand that you won a golden globe"
"i did"
"mark that under 'who gives a shit'"
fettfan91 1 month ago
Should TOTALLY change his name to Stuart Turkeylink.
yagamiraito 1 month ago
2:34 it looks like Jon Hamm has been crying
nardcalls 1 month ago
@nardcalls dude, i was totaly thinkin the same thing.
BeersontheMoon 1 month ago
given the chance, i would want to get my face as close to his crotch as possible, too
jonhon 1 month ago
"Does it make you sick when you look in a mirror and see how handsome you are, to know that people are disfigured [or look like me]?"
GRIEF1712 1 month ago
Jon Honeybaked Hamm
HushErthling 1 month ago in playlist Between Two Ferns
Poor Jon Hamm. Having to wear that terrible outfit to down play his hottness.
mishyprizes 1 month ago
Hamm: Ya i've won a golden globe award. Zack: mark that under "who gives a shit".
AndicarewhyLOL 1 month ago
"So tell me about Mad Men... Madmen."
HugoManz1 1 month ago 2
i started laughing before the video even began when Zack says "excluuuuusive" hahahaha
xjorge209x 1 month ago
he's like a sexy steve carell.
anjelkrush89 1 month ago
LOL!!!
i'm crying here
Thanks Zach, you made my day!!
bluewhale18 1 month ago
mark that under "who gives a shit" hahaha
littlesheep11 1 month ago
I just had to spit my coffee back to the mug, was choking for that damn early 60s line
tears, to tears.
oxxxArkanxxxo 1 month ago
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gobble gobble
TreeStumpMonkeyBiz 1 month ago
gobble gobble
TreeStumpMonkeyBiz 1 month ago 2
Hamm kicked Zach's ass in this episode.
tabber87 1 month ago
Did you realize that Jon Hamms name is spelled wrong in the titles at the beginning? :)
Just like "Jennifer Anderson" and "Stan Lee Cooper" in other episodes
alperloos 1 month ago
Anybody notice the 2 watches? ha
SeattleSuperbChronic 1 month ago
do you like websites?.......yeah i heard you like websites
wojo15jg 1 month ago in playlist Funny ish
@wojo15jg I read it on a website ^^
alperloos 1 month ago
@alperloos where'd you hear that?
wojo15jg 1 month ago
@alperloos What do you mean? That's kind of a quote from the episode.
alperloos 1 month ago
best part at 1:20
StarChips28 1 month ago
The most convincing sneeze EVER
kustomkure 1 month ago
the turkey sound made me laugh so hard
boyeatworld 1 month ago 30
press 8 and 9 back and forth fast.
MRohCRACKER 1 month ago
this shit should win an award
MrHellofuckyou 1 month ago
hahahaha this is just hilarious
DASfilms 1 month ago
"Does it make you sick when you look in the mirror to see how handsome you are, and to know that people are disfigured?"
DickieAnginson 1 month ago
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DickieAnginson 1 month ago
"I'm allergic to ferns." I'm in tears.
GlenMuse795 1 month ago 3
R.i.p. Ryan Dunn
Amasin93 1 month ago
"Do you like websites?" was the best question of the history of talk-shows
Kaineiribas 1 month ago 4
Mark that under who gives a shit! lol
MrHellofuckyou 1 month ago
"I'm allergic to ferns"
Best line, though they were all very funny.
RobSellsTacos 1 month ago
I heard that you liked websites.
futuredubs 1 month ago
@futuredubs Where uh, where'd you hear that?
RobSellsTacos 1 month ago
I'm sorry.... I'm allergic to ferns.
Phdinabcs 1 month ago
I pissed myself at 1:21 xDDD
EmotionlessHeartBeat 1 month ago
I swear to God this is the best show on the internet ...bring it back, dammit!
mikiduta1223 1 month ago
Is that sound at 1:21 from the Zoombinies game?
92ddavid 1 month ago
2:01-2:05 two watches!!!!!!!!!!
StolisTheBirdman 1 month ago
Is the movies enough for you actors out there now you gotta act in real world and be these characters that are over the top come on be REAL
Sanaa2k 2 months ago in playlist Between Two Ferns
Why the fuck does Zach have 2 watches
NielsGade 2 months ago
"I'm allergic to ferns."
edga69 2 months ago 51
Stuart Turkey Leg LOL
Georgebushpimps 2 months ago
I'm allergic to ferns.
HaVoKoSb 2 months ago
Jon Sausage, handsome, sneezing in Jon's crouch... I'm on to you Zach... I'm on to you.
OctoberFest86 2 months ago 2
I don't get tired of watching these.
lonelygnome1 2 months ago 115
LOLLL I'm allergic to Ferns !!!
rattubhai 2 months ago 7
Man I must have a strange sense of humor because this shit cracks me up. I have laughed at nearly every one of these except maybe one.
indyschmidt 2 months ago
do you ever get around to fingering any of them?
zomgkim 2 months ago
Jon Hamm, Am I saying that right? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
tusepagliacco 2 months ago
2:17 the look zach gives to john is hilarious....he smirks and says, "yeah, identifying them in a line up, I know what you mean". haha. had me laughing for a long time.
ParkSeaProductions 2 months ago
"Yeah =) identifyin em in a line up, i know what you mean"
bancroftballer3 2 months ago
He probably does get around to fingering them.
BRYAN351 2 months ago 5
i'm allergic to ferns
TheNickunger 2 months ago 6
I am so jealous of him being so close to John Hamm's crotch.....
CorinnaAtomic 2 months ago
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jdesign407 2 months ago
1:18
jdesign407 2 months ago 2
Where is the car keys part!?!?!?!?!?!?
krozibee 3 months ago
@krozibee its from the will ferel episode
JackBlackNinja 2 months ago
Zach has 2 watches on! haha 2:00
mchandler2112 3 months ago 2
@mchandler2112 lol, you can tell jon almost asks him about it but zack cuts him off
ktgator1990 2 months ago
"I'm allergic to ferns."
UnchainedFox 3 months ago 2
OMG Jon Hamm. HE'S SO FRIGGING HOT. And that voice!!!
julestags 3 months ago
Jon Honey Baked Hamm!
great name
robthechannel 3 months ago
I'd so do the sneezing thing if I were ever with such a sexy bamf.
mushizOmbies 3 months ago
Jon Sausage lol
SupremelyMikey 3 months ago
is your middle name honeybaked?
SI3G3ANON 3 months ago 5
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JesusPaid4You 3 months ago
american movie classics
souske25 3 months ago
i think mad men will end if they reach the 70s
Ezldor 3 months ago
the turkey sound fucking KILLS ME
savedbythemerv 3 months ago 7
John Sausage...great porn name .
mst3killer 3 months ago
HAHAHAH he has two watches 2:00 and Jon's like wtf
AustinPure 3 months ago 2
He was gonna ask why he had 2 watches lol 2:00
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you can hear the keys fall at 3:01
myfajahas400children 3 months ago
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myfajahas400children 3 months ago
So what do they actually all KFC then?
Moller1844 3 months ago
clearly fake
MoldytoasterMedia 3 months ago
OMGGGGGGG WHY IS THIS SOOO FUNNY?? I LOVE IT
24Vagabond 3 months ago
I heard you won a Golden Globe Award
-Yes, yes I did
Let's mark that under: 'Who Gives A Shit' lmfao
jbowen91 3 months ago
Heard you got the top comment...
Mark that under who gives a shit.
dmaldonado210 3 months ago 2
"I understand you won a golden globe award"
"I did"
"Mark that under 'who gives a shit' "
awesomecoolman2 3 months ago
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ProComedy05 3 months ago
Im allergic to ferns... HAHAHAHAHAHA
DonElRabii 3 months ago
Identifying them in a line-up, I know what you mean. HAHAHAHA!
Thiyaga27 3 months ago
I just noticed hes wearing two watches. Hahaha
kealoha46577 3 months ago in playlist Between Two Ferns
Stuart Turkeylink, damn I coudn't breathe...
BigBass992 3 months ago
epic ending
C3B2A1trp 3 months ago
taxi driver theme??
vintagesoul73911 3 months ago
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ProComedy05 3 months ago
DON'T FORGET YOUR CAR KEYS!!
maazlim 3 months ago 178
or...stuart turkeylink? pause. gobble gobble gobble. LOLLL
kellyyyy91 3 months ago 2
Jon Sausage
sweetmauionion100 3 months ago
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pretorious700 3 months ago
No that just says "do you like websites"
fifthletteris 3 months ago
the funniest one
WontonRice 3 months ago
HAHAHHAHA "...or Stuart Trickylink?"
johnsull66 3 months ago
great ending
sniff745 4 months ago
I like the part where Zach shows off his beard.
MrChristheDouche 4 months ago 2
@L1ama why are you crying?
jxs68 4 months ago
hahaha i love this video
CHTWillCome723 4 months ago in playlist More videos from FunnyorDie
hahahahashahahhahahahh fuckingggggg hilarious!!!!
limitededish 4 months ago
*turkey gobble*
DickieAnginson 4 months ago
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Jon Hamm
MaTaNhy 4 months ago
super funny
CanadianImperialist 4 months ago
Oh god! I have not laughed out loud like I just did in a long time! The ending had me rolling. Thank you funnyordie, life sucks and I really needed that laugh.
joshbiese 4 months ago
we live in the us of a we have the rite to free speach. you can say what ever you want in a comment . if you dont like it dont it read or watch it !!!! no one is makeing you read them
boogdennard 4 months ago
"Any random quote"
g2rt 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you sneezed at the same time!
OllieTheArtist 4 months ago
how did i know he was gonna say that hahahahahahahahahah lol at the end
rongomongo 4 months ago
Why get so upset over comments? Don't read them if they bother you so much.
Jennyfisch 4 months ago
STOP TRYING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO ON YOUTUBE VIDEOS. IF I WANT TO QUOTE THE FUCKING VIDEO I WILL.."THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME THE KKK DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU" HAHAHAHAHA
FanOfPopCulture 4 months ago
"Is your middle name 'Honeybaked?'"
flickchick8262 4 months ago
I voted up both top comments lol
gimmealiteracola 4 months ago
Actor
"The Mad Men"
TheMetalMask36 4 months ago
@TheMetalMask36 its just ' Mad Men "
imazombeh1 4 months ago
I have been in the closet for a long time about this but fuck it, I LIKE WEBSITES AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Que1pasa1trabajar 4 months ago
jon hamm <3
vvBothHandsVV 4 months ago
The very last line cracked me up! (That's NOT a quote...fuckin whiners...)
Kynatics 4 months ago
John Sausage.
Hahah
sabyRock4Liife 4 months ago
Lol i feel like he might have pushed the buttton as he sneezed
galladesuffelty12 4 months ago
two watches thats awesome
Gilson3333 4 months ago
oh shit he looks exactly like ryan dunn here
o0oo0ooo0oooo0ooooo0 4 months ago
Best response- do you ever get around to fingering them. &