Amazing Cockney accent!!!!!!!!!

[0PhotoBlue0]

The reason that this has so many views is probably because of how many Americans find this type of accent ridiculous.

[kd84afc]

NO ONE SOUNDED LIKE DICK VAN DYKE!!!!!!!

[LCPLoader94]

that was shit

[whokeithmoon]

WHO EVER DID THIS NEEDS A COCK IN THE NUTS NOT IN THE KNEE!!!!

[steveuk07]

a parrot in a cab.... "ello"

[itsinmynamechap]

I don't know why everyone has gone red on this. The fact she really can't help herself is quite amusing.

[JustMerpMan]

The one in white is kinda cute. Okay, I'm leaving now.

[ThisIsMyZoneOnly]

They are not Americans, they are Irish

[MrSydneyBarrett]

RUBBISH HOW DARE U INSULT PPL

[MrSydneyBarrett]

RUBBISH 

[TheBeastBonzo]

Dosey fuckin yanks

[sleepyasfuck]

chicken head niggaz is the reason that i left crack

[tallStar55]

That's not a cockney accent, you morAn.

[northwestlondon1]

AAAAAH PADDAY MAGINTAY YA CONT

[skittelz447]

Brits, calm down...why are you guys getting so mad :/ its just a 16 second video of a girl saying hello 'weirdly' :/ for crying out loud

[trekfan92]

If they're yanks why is this YT account in Germany?

[Jertgaars]

THEY ARE FUCKING IRISH YOU CLOWNS

[phharsh120]

why are brits getting all so touchy about this? reading all the comments i'd say they are hysterically over reacting like 5yr old girls.

[jollyross]

i'd still fuck her tho

[jamesonhacklander]

you brits are just jealous because you live in a rainy chav infested shithole! so :P

[Zero7evenX]

@jamesonhacklander Generic, clueless Idiot.

[sebster77]

this is a code language... really wrong to call it accent

[MrDominator98]

Umm how did this get so many views just from some women saying hello stupidly?

[beatboxer94]

I think she said kitchen

[Buzzefc91]

WTF!

[RudiL94]

fucking americans

[isaacwest]

what a strange looking kitchen

[theEarlofChip]

@isaacwest what an unoriginal comment. monkey see monkey do

[isaacwest]

@theEarlofChip top comment for 6 months, your argument is invalid

[theEarlofChip]

@isaacwest it's not an argument. You're an unoriginal, unfunny fool, and so are plenty of other people. Apparently it's news to you that youtubers are not exactly the arbiters of quality.

[isaacwest]

@theEarlofChip and therefor you feel the need to comment on a 6 month old comment? 

[theEarlofChip]

@isaacwest it's a top comment, I read it, so I'm gonna comment upon how awful it is. If you don't like it, maybe you should stop posting dumb, regurgitated comments that you know will get voted up by the rest of the imbeciles on youtube, because you saw the exact same top comment on another video and thought hurr that funny

[isaacwest]

@theEarlofChip apperently funny enough to be a top comment

[theEarlofChip]

@isaacwest we've already covered this, poor imbecile: most youtubers are just like you, repetitive, unoriginal, and unintelligent. According to you, Big Bang Theory must be "apperently" (sic) good, simply because it's the most watched.

[isaacwest]

@theEarlofChip ratings dont lie

[djwulputt]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL no.

[Brapstermanman]

FUCKING IDIOTS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING RIDICULOUSLY OVEREXAGGERATED ANTI-FUCKING CLIMAX



[SpadeAce90]

i like how darth vader's lightsaber is in the description

[FuegoAlicante]

shite

[davidcliffordoz]

I would.........especially the bint in the off white jacket...........

[risteard01]

that's maida vale. full of public school arseholes.

[cas84utd]

cunts

[siwelnodrog]

I thought this was funny :D Nice video

[battery77]

I think she just farted or something! You fart in cockney?

[DoctorWhoFan891]

What was that? i didnt hear the accent

[Bloodhound979]

is it possible to flag a video for being shit?

[hunterking100]

nice, i found this highly entetaining. Well rehersed too, i'll give you that. And you're choice of superb timing for 'hello' was excellent. Bravo!

[Starkiller33311]

U suc

[PacifistDub]

no need for an upload eh

[isaiahmbro]

...

[ojideagu]

"EEELLLBRAHGHGGGEOOOO"

I don't remember that in Cockney Rhyming slang..

[size9ed]

how in the fuck does this have 263,000 views??

[sjunhaman]

@size9ed 340,000 now, what the fuck!

[GettingPissedMan]

@size9ed because the tags are japanese school girls

[dan832]

i thought all americans were fat fuckers with horrid teeth

[MaoiMeowi2]

@dan832 Most are fat. By the way, by "horrid teeth", do you mean rotten, or crooked?

[dan832]

@MaoiMeowi2 id say rotten with all the meth they take!!!

[MaoiMeowi2]

@dan832 I've never met someone who does meth...

[boneinleg]

i have never seen somone go for the most dislikes before....good on you!

[urbigganinja]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo! YOU SUCK FOR THIS! That is all.

[Carnage1235]

Hmm, I could just as easily do an American accent by pretending I had a cackling Irish chicken shoved down my throat.

[fstrassmann]

Couple of douchebags wasting our time...

[thra5herxb12s]

He's so cockney it's fkn painfull. NOT.

[alexv2k7]

Alvin the chipmunk?

[stud1nna]

what the fuck u cunt.

[WYM22]

Slag needs it up the poo pipe

[dancerocker12345]

irish?

[campbra]

I want my 16 seconds back!

[sonofthedestroyer]

Im from the UK. This video is pretty good impression of a Southeastern accent coming from a foreigner. Pay no attention to all the haters

[rcz222]

fuck!

[alrai786]

46 people have no idea wat a cockney accent is...

[badboybaldy1]

@alrai786 they maybe not know what a fuckin cockney accent is ...but ...i fucking do you mug now fuck off grrr ....hahaha i was born in the east-end stepney E.1 you still fuckin here grrrrrrrrrrrr

[abalvarez]

The one on the left looks like she has a yummy muff. =)

[Saighu]

99% of us are retarded, the other 1% have a great time fucking us up the arse..

[RCraigful]

The chap at the end of this sounds like Andy Black, the Northern Irish poker professional. Is it him?

[alfok]

GIVE ME BACK MY 7 SSECONDS (i only seen this time before vomiting)

[Hanglands]

The worst ratio of likes:dislikes Ive seen for a while. Just find the DELETE button and do us all a favour by hitting it.

[TomChooChoo]

FUCKING SLAGS THIS GOT NEARLY 225,000 VIEWS FOR BEING DICKHEADS THESE BITCHES SHOULD KNOW WHERE TO BE. IN THE KITCHEN.

[hellohf2]

@TomChooChoo Umad?

[mandh14]

@TomChooChoo or taking it up the shitter yeah man!

[ydoc181]

@TomChooChoo I love you for using the word slag!!!!!!!!!!!

[parkouras93]

amazing

NOT

[gotubeurrself]

what a basterd those poster is.

[3gdc2]

the girl on the right is cute! I bet she could suck a dick from here to Tokyo!

[js00981213]

omg that is shit wat is it a few people talking

[discodavieUK]

to be fair, the one on the right is fit as......

[arsenaljsutliffuk]

Look how many dislikes are on this thing, oucch

[MrSeanmcgettrick]

Fuckin muggy tarts!!

[rebelandahalf]

@MrSeanmcgettrick The way yall speak is funny to me. Muggy tart? That don't even sound offensive, it sounds like food you left out. I mean fucking bitch, or stupid sluts I could get, but Muggy Tart? Lol weird stuff.

[plugee]

ALO!

[337Hammer]

Idiots..Hope the cabbie charged them double!!!!!!!!!

[sunnysoundblackpool]

u owe me 16 seconds of my life back

[massivemak]

wtf you wasted my time wankers

[wahhappened]

@massivemak is 15 second really that valuable to you, are you like the emperor of the world of something...

[skinner768]

This is what I fuckin hate about Americans they think were all straight talking posh cunts like judy off of friends ect but we all have our own accents like janner, cockney, jordie, Manchester ect. The Americans don't know shit bout our language

[gregbails4]

what is with all the hate against Americans?

[GreekNeek]

u dicks

[EchelonWeb]

must try harder..! milch lorchen

[Thatsthebadger1]

Americans what are they like, lol

[StraightFromTheCrate]

For something with 9 exclamation marks it surely isn't a working class accent nor the queen's english either so piss off you bloody cunt!!!!!!!!! (9 marks for a shit accent)

[ANTICENAARMY3]

Fat americans can shut the fuck up :)

[LuckyLuLu1125]

stupid not even close douce

[charlieiscool1000]

a good tip too all Americans dont even try too do our accent it sounds like a piss take

[TheSchweineferkel]

@charlieiscool1000 An even better tip to (with ONE o) all Americans - stick with your accent because it's so much better and nicer than this stupid cockney accent where they don't even pronounce a "t" in the middle of a word!

[Nextlevelcarpfishing]

@charlieiscool1000 another good tip, dont come to our fucking country

[85Aheadstix]

@charlieiscool1000 Agreed!, same for the Aussie one.

Just stop "trying" yanks!!.

[Agoonga]

What's all this then?!

[ManDudeYeah]

Worst english accent...

[SirAlexFerguson2010]

Fucking whore scum.

[TheArfdog]

Tha wa mu-ufuckiin booshiit

[LittlPussi]

Whez the Cockney then?

[boat142]

OMG, NOOBS



[LondonToEssex]

Stupid yanks..

[Ilkamy]

There's not much to hear though... ;-))

[bottxo]

195,000 views? go to hell, all fucking 3 of you.

[Doomsday2060]

ummmm

NO IT WASN'T

hehehe lol 5* for trying

[thedaddyff85]

FUCKIN PADDIES

[coneek]

Suckers you brred my life for 16 seconds.

Don't fuck with london or london shall fuck with you.

What's wrong with you americans, we had a country before you retards. Look in the mirror once and see how ugly you are : indian slaughter, civil war, slavery, atom bombs on civilians, vietnam war, irak, kkk, afghanistan. You just hate everyone including you, 'the hell is that ????????

[olexia07]

@coneek so just because some Americans decided to make fun of a cockney accent just for a little joke we are just terrible people? I like how Americans get made fun of all the time and people applaud hating on us but when we make a joke back we are wrong and should get cussed out? lol that's ridiculous. Yes the accent was horrible but it that a reason to say Fuck the USA and tell us we are horrible people?

No, not at all.

[ripcurl92]

@olexia07 well actually, i'll think you find it is

[Ilike2watchyavidz]

@coneek Mate I am British, and unlike you I am not at all offended, its a joke, a poor one yes, but a joke, so shut up, Britain basically started slavery also if you didn't know. So : /

[ElTagno]

@Ilike2watchyavidz

Britain did not start slavery. Slavery is a very ancient practice. If you're talking about the Atlantic slave trade from the 16th to 19th century, well, that started in Africa.

[TurtLePimpin]

@Ilike2watchyavidz good man. It's like all the other brits don't have any sense of humor.

[sunnysoundblackpool]

my yorkshire accent (which is not yorkshire , i have no accent) sounds more like cockney , infact shamrock sounds more cockney

[iboinkedurma]

FUCK THE USofA

[danw1374]

was that a parrot?

[rav119]

wtf wat a waste of time change the fucking title to shitest cockney accent ever!!!!!

[BiggestLilyAllenfan]

WHAT THE FUCK bahahahahahahaha yeah that really helps 180000 views for that

[SinisterDexter1]

How did you get 177,000 views for that?

[DJ2RUD3]

sounds like she inhaled some helium and said ello dumb fucks

[TheRHINOS1]

'Ellow' lmao

Rest ur lips & get ur gums 'round my plums, u little whore

[joeytimo]

I cant believe you fink that was a cockney accent, LOL it was shit i am cockney and that was a shit accent!!!!!!!!!!!

[kendallbob]

just a worm

[FastFoodForum]

EPIC FAIL

[ultimatejoeshmo]

Please don't use misleading titles.

[undrttool]

wtf was that? that was so fuckin dumb

[kye11]

WTFFFF ! how s*** was that !

[CharlieHurl]

throw yourself under a bus and drag your dipshit wife with you. Cheers

[bellahowly]

hello is all u can say in cockney...

[ladyshankaman]

A WAIST OF UR PHONE/CAMERA BATTERY

[claus93Sethsen]

Phones and Cameras doesn't have waists

[shan14orange]

Lmao nice one.

[hikikimonkey]

@ladyshankaman waste - spend thoughtlessly; throw away // waist - the narrowing of the body between the ribs and hips

but yea, I agree. Fail

[chetan14]

@ladyshankaman dont forget memory

[brokenmedia07]

FAIL

[Malskazz]

Crash and die.

[infesta270]

quite stupid....

[susischmusi]

the fuck?

[JASONX410]

Ditto

[psychosiris]

I've never even spoken to a Brit and I know that was shit.

[spoogi718]

bollocks

[gomkri]

can i give half star???

where is that delete button

[lauradoestheastro]

So, the point of posting this was...?

[firevorm]

stupid yanks

[burger187]

bloody yanks

[Lukeyboy20091]

Stupid yanks abusing the language they have taken from the English, bastardiZed with there silly words/spelling and thick as two short planks!

[Deathbringer135]

Yank

[Emma4Jasmine]

sounded like a parrot pmsl

[youngie246]

fuckin yanks

[otacs2]

lol

[Acetactular]

fuckin yanks...

[nixon666]

racist.

[ruthampton]

"English" isn't a race, it's a nationality.

[mceksman1818]

gay americans

[GingerIsADisability]

what the fuck was that?

sounded fuck all like english let alone fuckin' cockney

[paperandtea]

mate u dont get more cockney than that,that is a propper cockney accent prob born in london and drives around in london allday ...the taxi driver at the begining me old china

[infamoustren]

i love how you dont know N ireland isnt in Britain but in the United Kingdom..... The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland... you jackass

[silverblue73]

i'm going to take all these little bits of nothing people care to waste their time to post and stitch them together into a single 4-hr epic and force each one of them to watch it clockwork orange style :P

[shizaunilicious]

we think that?  wow. I had no idea.

[autofive]

"thats a rap"

is that rhyming slang?

[jemoyson]

wtf

[gissina]

load of bull

[creaton1976]

well you seem to have forgotten Wales.

[endovenoso]

i had to get in on this shittalk. wtf was that?

[fruityskittles1]

what the fuck was that?

[jarvisel]

*face-palm* For the love of God, my fellow Yanks, stop being such embarrassing boors.

[minimemy]

fuckin septic tanks all bunch of berks