Inept Reviews: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade

[SharKnnth]

Funny review of a great game, nice one, picked this game up on Xbox live arcade, perfect port of this.

[electosynthattic]

turtles were the dogs mate!  cowabunga and all that shite lol great review very funny!

[Alexandurs]

what the hell i cant understand a fucking thing you're saying

[cyberduhh]

thats cause he aint a yank clown like u

[Alexandurs]

That makes a shitload of sense, go suck a dick now.

[Quashaun1994]

He's European!

[acidglow]

great game to play online

[LukeChucky]

4:20 Les Dennis lol

[spreadthelove77]

Proud to be an owner of this coin-operated version after spunking countless pound coins tryin to complete it in Butlins as a kid! The wee catchphrases are brilliant throughout, and it still makes me laugh when u get Bebop and Rocksteady to run into each other!

Collie, i've listened to the Snatch directors Commentary and u sound like Guy Ritchie mate!

[MarcusBowen]

At the end is Baxter Stockman before he became "Baxter Fly" (the episode in which this happened was borrowed very much from the 1986 film "The Fly"), the robots are "Mousers", and were his own invention before he knew Shredder :).

[MarcusBowen]

That was Rocksteady at the end of the first level :), Bebop was like a cross between human and pig, and kept snorting everytime he spoke, such as "Yes Bwoss!" with a snort at the start, when Shreder gave them commands.

I remember the cheat in which if you keep inserting your money as usual, and then insert another coin when the player 1 light flashes, you get something like 99 lives!.

[RedHowlin]

Bebop looks like Carlos Tevez.

[hofsteveO]

When we went to chesington World of adventure when I was at school, back in 1991, one of the kids from my school got nicked for getting a Ten pence peice with sticky foil on it stuck in this very game..

(A 10p with foil on one side fooled the machine into thinking it was a 50p..thusgiving 3 credits)

[collieuk]

Sneaky! I wish I'd have known that trick back in the day, would have saved me a fortune!

[hofsteveO]

..also worked in fuitmachines, Phoneboxes, vending machines..

You had to put insulating foil on one side of an old 10p..

Thing is, if you got a win on a fruitmachine, it usually paid out in foiled up 10ps...

It was a pretty neat scam back in those days..

[TeflonTron]

Collie: are you really Chris Harris from Autocar??!!

[collieuk]

Yes, and you're Steven Seagal. All we need now is Danny Devito, a desert island, and a couple of tanks and we got ourselves a celebrity reality show. Probably not a very good one mind, but most of them tend to be shite anyway.

[TeflonTron]

I've just spent the last 2 hours watching your videos and trying not to laugh my house down. Thank you very much indeed.

[tempsanity]

this was the game...

[Haller1977]

me and my cousin inserted many coins on this, this was the shit, but the real shit for me was Final Fight that almost took me to bankrupt, at least I finnish it.

[OyezstrakerHoofdrc]

yeah man final fight and this were amazing, Very addictive!

[lightspeedbc8]

this game rocks!!!!!