this is terrible, go do the same thing with mohammed, you dumbass bastards, you know christians wont attack, so you behave as you wish, if i was there, i would have knocked you out.
@ElSalsaenBonnbis u found my comment promoting hatred than that video, you are indeed supporting this video?
there are laws to punish who bully others, but what about people who insult religion, by insulting a religion they are attacking all those who follow it, you people deserve real punishment(but as a christian i am against capital punishment)
@fossilshale Sorry i came so strong on you. This video is not intended to insult Jesus, i hardly think these were the intentions. I apologize to you for calling you a fake Christian, you were defending Jesus and that's great.
You may create a Jesus that smokes, womanizes, murders or do anything according to your mind's whim. You are using your creative power but be very sure that many like you have come and gone and you surely will reap what you sow
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@raithor83 since weed is drug and you seem to be against all drugs. Correct? I just want know what your take is on the "legal" "drugs" that are shoved in our faces everyday? Undergrad or not marijuana is nowhere on the levels of pharmacy drugs which are way worse by any standard you could agree with that right?
Wow...this isn't funny...god doesn't approve of weed,says so in the bible. Marijuana obviously has a use,but it was most likely for medicinal uses besides smoking. Medical marijuana numbs but doesn't heal.
show me a passage in the bible that says that you shouldn't smoke weed. I CHALLENGE YOU! Just try it and I'll respond with about 20 bible quotes that support it.
@snafu76productions Galatians 5:19-21. The word Sorcery here actually stands for the use or administration of drugs, coming from the Greek word "pharmakeia". This type of "Sorcery" is also brought up in Revelation 9:20-21 and Revelation 18:23.
Well, there are three passages that state you shouldn't smoke weed... I believe you owe me 60 bible quotes that support it?
@Raithor83 that's your opinion of what you THINK those passages mean. Genesis - God gave man every animal and herb of the field for his use. Seriously, why are you trying to fight against what God put on this earth for us to use? If it's not for you, then it's not for you, but don't think because YOU think it's bad, that it actually is. How many people have ever died from weed in its entire history.....ummmm...NONE! You didn't give me one relevent qote. You owe YOURSELF some knowledge son!
@Shadowlit001 Except that Aspirin isn't illegal (we are told to obey the laws of the land) and Aspirin isn't a poison to our body... they aren't even close to the same thing. However, from viewing your channel I'd guess you are just attempting to spew more ignorant hate, so... good try.
Oh well what if the law of the land is to be Muslim like in Saudi Arabia? Well so much for your bullshit theory on that. I guess you must have thought America was the entire world and that Jesus was born in America, typical arrogant asshole. And weed isn't a poison you stupid fuck, it's an experience enhancer. Learn your fucking facts before coming on here and thumping your bible like the ignorant, bigoted asshole you are.
@Shadowlit001 It's funny that you call me a bigot, when you're the one spewing hatred and insults... anyways.
Well, we're told to obey the Laws of the Land so long as they do not conflict with the Laws of God. In the case of Saudi Arabia "Love the Lord your God with all your heart, mind, and soul" so... no go.
Your assumptions about my beliefs are as ignorant as they are baseless. Especially considering I don't live in America, so the arrogance is yours sir.
@Shadowlit001 Having studied Drugs and Behavior in my Psych Undergrad, we learned about many substances, including Cannabis. Marijuana is addictive, contains carcinogens, and affects cognitive development in youth... "Experience enhancer", give me a break.
As you so eloquently put, please learn your facts before you come in here spewing your ignorant hatred, and make baseless assumptions.
Lol, how fucking long did it take you to look that up on wikipedia you fucker. You want to tell about how bad weed is but heart disease is the #1 killer. Why don't you go on about how bad red meat is you fucker. The fact is, religious pricks like you have no right to tell us what we can and can't put in our bodies. You don't own us, your imaginary god doesn't own us and your damn sure aren't an undergrad. Also pot isn't apart of a fucking psychology class you dumb fuck.
@Shadowlit001 You're free to put whatever you want into your body, it's your choice. HOWEVER, the part you've seem to conveniently forgotten, is that you were spouting off against a reply I made to THIS video, which tries to state that Jesus would be ok with pot; which is blatantly wrong. It's ironic that you're so against the Bible, and yet here you are on a video trying to say something ABOUT the Bible... kind of typical of an atheist, looking for a fight to try and prove yourself.
@Shadowlit001 What's your point about red meat? Following that same line of thinking you could say ANYTHING is ok to put into your body because there will always be something worse you COULD put in your body. Consequently, red meat isn't the only cause of heart disease so it's kind of fallacious to state that it is... I would dare to venture a guess that the amount of fat in junk food and fast food is probably a larger contributor to heart disease than plain old red meat...
@Shadowlit001 Please, get some education... I could even mail you my Drugs and Behaviour text book with a bookmark in the part on Marijuana; it even talks about caffeine as a drug *gasp* because it is...
Oh, you're right... I'm not an undergrad, at the moment I'm in my first year of my Master's program; but you probably will deny that in some attempt to prove that you know more than me about something you have obviously never studied... anyways, continue spewing your ignorant hate.
@v0lquete Do you eat Pork? Because there's PLENTY of quotes from the bible that tell you that it's unclean food. Enjoy that bacon sandwich this morning? Swine muncher, now leave the herbalists alone! God approves of marijuana, or else, why did he put it here? Another thing God DIDN'T put on this earth was alcohol, remember that when you're drinking your beer and eating your pork sandwich!
@snafu76productions We no longer live in the Old Testament, and as such are no longer bound by the laws of that time. As such, pork is fine. Secondly, the idea that alcohol is bad isn't support biblically. DRUNKENESS is bad, drinking is not. What did Jesus turn the water into again? Oh yeah... Wine.
@Raithor83 we no longer live in New Testament times either. So the 10 commandments don't apply then either? Why are you fighting the herb? Only the devil does that. Jesus didn't drink wine, he was a Nazarene.
@snafu76productions The 10 Commandments were actually in the Old Testament... Jesus tells us that we are to live by the two greatest Commandments "to love the lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and all your mind" and to "love your neighbour as yourself". Coincidentally, we DO live in the New Testament... The Old Testament ended with the coming of Jesus/The Holy Spirit; the New Testament doesn't end until the return of Christ.
Unfortunately the bible speaks AGAINST mind-altering substances, including alcohol (when drunken to excess)... It also states that we are to obey the laws of the land...
@Raithor83 and please tell me you dont actually believe that??? bibles and religion is just another way of putting people in line and controlling them
@BONETHUGS4LIFE9 Uhm, not really... not when you consider that in the beginnings of Christianity they were routinely imprisoned, imprisoned, and persecuted for their beliefs. It wasn't until MUCH later that they became accepted. So your statement doesn't really have any truth behind it.
@Raithor83 look at the world all the war murder rising amounts of homeless people etc obviously something is wrong and look at the church and religion brainwashing people with ignorance and taking peoples money, it all revolves around money religion is just another business making money think with logic buddy not with ignorance
@BONETHUGS4LIFE9 "Love your neighbour as yourself"; pretty sure that if everyone took Jesus' message to heart, there'd be no more war, murders, ignorance, or anything... I would hardly call faith brainwashing, and yes, church is in some aspects a business. It takes money to do missions work, outreach, and so on. It's hardly taking money, it's free-will offerings
@Raithor83 but does the church do it?? do you see them doing missions work outreach??? i never seen them do it other than talk bout it....why is it that the people give their 10%??? and their supposed to gain 10 times that amount right??? well its not working that way and since people arent taking jesus message to heart doesnt that mean that jesus failed like all religion???
@BONETHUGS4LIFE9 Well, yeah the church does. I've witnessed the outreach and taken part in a great deal of it within my church. The Bible states that we should give a tenth.
You make a lot of statements with little or no evidence to back them up. I know many people that have taken Jesus' message to heart, and live his teachings. I also know how much work is done in third world countries by various religious missions groups.
@Raithor83 ok then....let me ask you one thing. What about those people that dont get to know about God or chritianity those people that have never even heard of chritianity and they live a good life they dont kill they dont steal and so on and so forth....do they go to hell?? Even though they may have no religion but are good people will they go to hell because of no faith in some Jesus??? If they do that seems pretty unfair to me
@BONETHUGS4LIFE9 Theologists have argued this point for ages, as there is no concrete biblical evidence. Personally, I believe in a kind and just God who can see into the depths of our hearts. As such, I believe that those who have never had the chance to experience his Gospel will be judged fairly.
Weed is the best thing on this Earth... Period. But the whole "God wants us to smoke up" is bullshit because God isn't real and this fag that thinks he's "Jesus" is a bitch because he's sucking up to God AND Jesus's dick. If you're a TRUE stoner then Marijuana is your religion. FUCK JESUS, SMOKE SOME WEED!!!
Oh are you mad cuz I'm dissing on Jesus? Maybe if you would quit sucking up to his dick you wouldn't be offended. Just smoke some bud you fucking homo
"Sin no more or a worse thing will come upon you" - Jesus. Hmm I wonder what that worse thing will be? could it be "I am tormented in this flame" - Luke 16
This is pretty funny, but at the same time, there's a lot of food for thought here, too. Great message with which I totally agree Nice video; 5 stars for sure.
The only God is yourself, you're supposed to be a rebellious heretic doing it your way just like the Jesus myth, which is really just a bunch of metaphors about the sun and eating magic mushrooms.
Oh, I get what your saying. And I agree, religion was created by man. But, this video is about a spoof of Jesus. And last time I checked, there are a lot of religions that tie God and Jesus together. Besides, your the one who mentioned God. God + Jesus tends to = a religion, tends to...
It does say that all plants that bear seed are for man's use in the bible, BUT it also says that anything that harms "The Temple of God" (Your Body) is a sin and Marijuana is no better for you, and no worse than tobacco... Now, I am a sinner, everyone is, my username is derived from my nickname ("Jesus") which I got for being a male with 1 foot long dark brown hair, which having that name is blasphemy, but I do think it should be legalized... just my 2 cents...
A lot of the things in the bible contradicts themselves, you just pointed it out. I don't believe in following a book written centuries ago blindly for I feel that it is almost a form of worshiping. God said not to worship no one or nothing else than himself. Perhaps God invented the bible to test us and see what we follow, his teachings or a book. Jesus is a common name in spanish, are you implying that all those people are committing blasphemy as well? There are more religions than smiles.
These messages are pretty funny. I think it's pretty humorous that people get so upset JUST because someone has a different idea about how the universe came to be... -The dudes just supporting weed... Chill out?
I'm not even ganna say anything about that moron... clearly people dont want to smoke the plant, they want to smoke the THC (drug for all you misinformed). The drug is believed to have a purpose to protect the marajuana plant from some foreign substances and THAT is why God made it, because he loves all living things, and for all you atheists that don't believe, explain how a bunch of cells just 'decide' to create a multicelled organism. The TRUTH is God started it all, and evolution took over.
I'm sure you believe in DNA right? And that DNA mutates? That's why some people are born with diseases and some aren't? Or conditions with extra limbs, ect.? The single cells developed mutations. The multi-cellular organisms survived better than the single cells. Through a series of beneficial mutations we have evolved into humans
Because you new jesus personaly and you followed him everywhere he went, saw everything he did and made certain he didn't have an innocent toke of grass, right? Or in the case of living in the middle east, opium.
i don't' think it stupid and illogical to assume that there is god. einstein believed there is a god. if you assume there is no god and don't research, i mean really research, not just what you hear, then you are closed minded and stupid. i believe that god could exsist, and probably does. god is logical if you do some thinking and research of your own. now smoke the ghanja!!!
yo mother has fake teeth, don't speak about what don't know. If I die believing in something that's non-existant I don't lose nothing infact I gain well mannered friends. But if you are wrong...... ooops!
ok first of all if you are going to comment on something I wrote, be certain that you I.Q. consists of more than two digits and second if I die beleiving in something that is LOGICAL at least if I am wrong (thats a quality that we atheist take to heart and that keeps us from acting like brutal savages like the religious community is the thought that we might be wrong and we are oppen to discution)then I wont feel bad because i would have followed inteligence rather than brainwashing.
It's so easy to slap Mao or Stalin or even Hitler in the face of atheist. We never brag about being perfect and good all the time, we just know that if you take all the sick evil christian fucks and all the sick evil christian fucks, we kinda have a better rep when it comes to not slaughtering innocent people, because they beleive in the same ideology but worship it differently.
And i find it funny how religioure people call those who beleive in science close minded when they so stubornly beleive in their own absurde beleifs whithout question or allow anyone else to raise the question of what if there is no God. And By the way, Even a broken clock is right twice a day, see if you can figure out what I mean by that. Now who is the close minded one. Sorry.
Jesus is not a religious community, how can you curse God because of what religious people do. If people twist his peaceful message, for tehir own benefit why is it neccessary to slander celestial beings you do not understand. My IQ is pretty high, and I've got a degree!
I don't care about your degree or your I.Q. because in my position, their is nothing I can do to confirm it, just like I have no way to confirm the existence of God just like I have no way to confirm the Big Bang theory. What I would say to you is that between the two (even though I don't believe in either) I would have to believe in the one less ridiculous and yes religious beliefs ARE incredibly ridiculous.
I only mentioned my IQ because the guy I responded to questioned my ability to reason. I don't get it, if you are an atheist why don't you live your life believing the Big Bang Theory and that a reaction of chemicals (which made themselves) lead to this beautiful world and the various beautiful species by nature(what determines what nature is?).Do you comment on Jesus because you are unfulfilled and lack that something? If not how hard is it live ur life not talking about something non-existant?
Because, just like God and Jesus's miracles, the big bang is untrue. Mater does not come from nothing. The matteres in the universe always existed in different forms and simply evolved since and eternity back, just like all the other infinate numbers of universes out there.
so the chemical elements always just existed they created themselves huh?I studied the whole theory & most Darwinian principles & there is a missing link to the equation the he could quite get his head around.So, u haven't shown me your logic.If you had done chemistry,u would understand that elements obey certain laws. What determines, what law each element obeys? Numbers of universes? ooo...the matrix!!!numbers are used as numerical measures for dimensions, we could use letters if we wanted to!
I never said they created themselves; they simply evolved and combined to create a combination of matter fusing into one therefore creating new matter. Besides, you have no fucking right to bash crackpot people who say that microscopic cells can be created from nothing when you believe that some magic man in the sky created everything in 7 days out of nothing so fuck you. You will notice that I always like to place a carefully placed argument.
fuck me? lol can't u quite comprehend the simple questions I'm askin u.so they evolved from nothingness?elements do not evolve! silver/sulphur/etc are in the same form as they were a million years ago.Magic man? Who said God is a man? How do you explain levatation/astral projection/Deja vu and things that exceed universal laws? You are confusing yourself whilst trying to understand what has been created by a superior being than yourself.u'll realise it's all vanity, and a chasing after the wind!
Were you dropped on the head as a baby or just plain fucking stupid? NOTHING CAN BE CREATED BY NOTHING. Matter is created by chemical and electrical energy. Their is no God, but if their was a god and this is the result it has to be one of us men because no women would ever fuck up as bad as this. Their is no such thing as levitation, astral projection is reflection on our global surface and Déjà Vu is a brain trigger fooling itself into thinking what you are witnessing has already been lived.
if matter is made that way, what makes chemical and electrical enegry itself? did it jst appear, you're really dumb and just because you can't reply me, you diss me. Do you enjoy getting pawned on Youtube hahaha! Matter is not made from chemical and electrical energy actually. ahahahaahaha
So, all this time you believed in something you don't even understand. You haven't even grasped the basic concepts and fundamentals of The Big Bang Theory.If we are made matter why do we have characters?
Chemical energy is from different reactions to opposing component cells, electrical energy is from physical and environmental friction, magnetic energy is from opposing poles. And the reason I haven't even grasped the basic concepts and fundamentals of The Big Bang Theory is because it's a stupid fucking concept. Also, that is the beauty of science today, their are thing we don't understand but we discover every day, I might be wrong but I accept that instead of kissing my own ass like you.
Your definitons are wrong and did energy make itself? Because, chemical energy- internal energy associated with atomic bonds of molecules, magnetic energy - potential energy of a magnetic field etc... you put all your belief in theories which aren't complete. Science is the study of the way God made things and when you get to that level of understanding you'll progress. I understand the world from a scietific point of view and it gives me more reason to believing in a superior being!
this is terrible, go do the same thing with mohammed, you dumbass bastards, you know christians wont attack, so you behave as you wish, if i was there, i would have knocked you out.
fossilshale 4 months ago
@fossilshale You are a fake Christian, promoting hatred and violence, while insulting others and using unholy language!
ElSalsaenBonnbis 3 months ago
@ElSalsaenBonnbis u found my comment promoting hatred than that video, you are indeed supporting this video?
there are laws to punish who bully others, but what about people who insult religion, by insulting a religion they are attacking all those who follow it, you people deserve real punishment(but as a christian i am against capital punishment)
fossilshale 3 months ago
@fossilshale Sorry i came so strong on you. This video is not intended to insult Jesus, i hardly think these were the intentions. I apologize to you for calling you a fake Christian, you were defending Jesus and that's great.
ElSalsaenBonnbis 3 months ago
You may create a Jesus that smokes, womanizes, murders or do anything according to your mind's whim. You are using your creative power but be very sure that many like you have come and gone and you surely will reap what you sow
jhnumoru 6 months ago
@jhnumoru I think you need a sense of humor transplant, yours appears to be defective.
jagpro91 1 month ago
thats hella weird,i got a friend that looks like jesus,and hes a pot smoker
reddestyoshi 7 months ago
INTERESTING.....BUT SERIOUSLY?!?
rosannarmiller 7 months ago
hell yeah
bojan3000 9 months ago
smokes salvia too
sonicsoul0 9 months ago
Liz gives me a bulgar in my pants
quaidnomore 9 months ago
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Amen..
MarihuannaWeed 9 months ago
Lol his not Jesus but I believe Jesus as a Hippie I think he smoke some
PedroyItatiFan 10 months ago
I believe Marijuana is a gift from God. Satan hates Marijuana and is trying to undermine its blessings by spreading lies!
TheOracleGreen 11 months ago 3
love dat bud yo
v1deom 1 year ago
@raithor83 since weed is drug and you seem to be against all drugs. Correct? I just want know what your take is on the "legal" "drugs" that are shoved in our faces everyday? Undergrad or not marijuana is nowhere on the levels of pharmacy drugs which are way worse by any standard you could agree with that right?
Kwestlight 1 year ago
"There's a lot of pot in heaven, and a lot of heaven in pot"
-Jesus
DontEatEggs666 1 year ago
tell it like it is Jesus!
mooneyk20 1 year ago
I have heard that Jesus went to Glastonbury,but I don't know what bands he saw,lol.
fanfanackapan 1 year ago
Rofl...think I will become a Christian now.Allelujah!
fanfanackapan 1 year ago
he is so fucking right
mrtskull420 1 year ago
first time i feel real sympathy for religion xD
phillifighter 1 year ago
Nicklebacks opening?!!! F that.
paulie1000000 1 year ago
Wow...this isn't funny...god doesn't approve of weed,says so in the bible. Marijuana obviously has a use,but it was most likely for medicinal uses besides smoking. Medical marijuana numbs but doesn't heal.
v0lquete 1 year ago
show me a passage in the bible that says that you shouldn't smoke weed. I CHALLENGE YOU! Just try it and I'll respond with about 20 bible quotes that support it.
snafu76productions 1 year ago
@snafu76productions Galatians 5:19-21. The word Sorcery here actually stands for the use or administration of drugs, coming from the Greek word "pharmakeia". This type of "Sorcery" is also brought up in Revelation 9:20-21 and Revelation 18:23.
Well, there are three passages that state you shouldn't smoke weed... I believe you owe me 60 bible quotes that support it?
Raithor83 1 year ago
@Raithor83 that's your opinion of what you THINK those passages mean. Genesis - God gave man every animal and herb of the field for his use. Seriously, why are you trying to fight against what God put on this earth for us to use? If it's not for you, then it's not for you, but don't think because YOU think it's bad, that it actually is. How many people have ever died from weed in its entire history.....ummmm...NONE! You didn't give me one relevent qote. You owe YOURSELF some knowledge son!
snafu76productions 1 year ago
@Raithor83
Asprin is a drug, I guess according to your interpitation of the bible we shouldn't use that either. You stupid fuck.
Shadowlit001 1 year ago
@Shadowlit001 Except that Aspirin isn't illegal (we are told to obey the laws of the land) and Aspirin isn't a poison to our body... they aren't even close to the same thing. However, from viewing your channel I'd guess you are just attempting to spew more ignorant hate, so... good try.
Raithor83 1 year ago
@Raithor83
Oh well what if the law of the land is to be Muslim like in Saudi Arabia? Well so much for your bullshit theory on that. I guess you must have thought America was the entire world and that Jesus was born in America, typical arrogant asshole. And weed isn't a poison you stupid fuck, it's an experience enhancer. Learn your fucking facts before coming on here and thumping your bible like the ignorant, bigoted asshole you are.
Shadowlit001 1 year ago
@Shadowlit001 It's funny that you call me a bigot, when you're the one spewing hatred and insults... anyways.
Well, we're told to obey the Laws of the Land so long as they do not conflict with the Laws of God. In the case of Saudi Arabia "Love the Lord your God with all your heart, mind, and soul" so... no go.
Your assumptions about my beliefs are as ignorant as they are baseless. Especially considering I don't live in America, so the arrogance is yours sir.
Actually, weed IS a poison.
Raithor83 1 year ago
@Shadowlit001 Having studied Drugs and Behavior in my Psych Undergrad, we learned about many substances, including Cannabis. Marijuana is addictive, contains carcinogens, and affects cognitive development in youth... "Experience enhancer", give me a break.
As you so eloquently put, please learn your facts before you come in here spewing your ignorant hatred, and make baseless assumptions.
Raithor83 1 year ago
@Raithor83
Lol, how fucking long did it take you to look that up on wikipedia you fucker. You want to tell about how bad weed is but heart disease is the #1 killer. Why don't you go on about how bad red meat is you fucker. The fact is, religious pricks like you have no right to tell us what we can and can't put in our bodies. You don't own us, your imaginary god doesn't own us and your damn sure aren't an undergrad. Also pot isn't apart of a fucking psychology class you dumb fuck.
Shadowlit001 1 year ago
@Shadowlit001 You're free to put whatever you want into your body, it's your choice. HOWEVER, the part you've seem to conveniently forgotten, is that you were spouting off against a reply I made to THIS video, which tries to state that Jesus would be ok with pot; which is blatantly wrong. It's ironic that you're so against the Bible, and yet here you are on a video trying to say something ABOUT the Bible... kind of typical of an atheist, looking for a fight to try and prove yourself.
Raithor83 1 year ago
@Shadowlit001 What's your point about red meat? Following that same line of thinking you could say ANYTHING is ok to put into your body because there will always be something worse you COULD put in your body. Consequently, red meat isn't the only cause of heart disease so it's kind of fallacious to state that it is... I would dare to venture a guess that the amount of fat in junk food and fast food is probably a larger contributor to heart disease than plain old red meat...
Raithor83 1 year ago
@Shadowlit001 Please, get some education... I could even mail you my Drugs and Behaviour text book with a bookmark in the part on Marijuana; it even talks about caffeine as a drug *gasp* because it is...
Oh, you're right... I'm not an undergrad, at the moment I'm in my first year of my Master's program; but you probably will deny that in some attempt to prove that you know more than me about something you have obviously never studied... anyways, continue spewing your ignorant hate.
Raithor83 1 year ago
@v0lquete Do you eat Pork? Because there's PLENTY of quotes from the bible that tell you that it's unclean food. Enjoy that bacon sandwich this morning? Swine muncher, now leave the herbalists alone! God approves of marijuana, or else, why did he put it here? Another thing God DIDN'T put on this earth was alcohol, remember that when you're drinking your beer and eating your pork sandwich!
snafu76productions 1 year ago
@snafu76productions We no longer live in the Old Testament, and as such are no longer bound by the laws of that time. As such, pork is fine. Secondly, the idea that alcohol is bad isn't support biblically. DRUNKENESS is bad, drinking is not. What did Jesus turn the water into again? Oh yeah... Wine.
Raithor83 1 year ago
@Raithor83 we no longer live in New Testament times either. So the 10 commandments don't apply then either? Why are you fighting the herb? Only the devil does that. Jesus didn't drink wine, he was a Nazarene.
snafu76productions 1 year ago
@snafu76productions The 10 Commandments were actually in the Old Testament... Jesus tells us that we are to live by the two greatest Commandments "to love the lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and all your mind" and to "love your neighbour as yourself". Coincidentally, we DO live in the New Testament... The Old Testament ended with the coming of Jesus/The Holy Spirit; the New Testament doesn't end until the return of Christ.
Raithor83 1 year ago
@snafu76productions alright,i dont remember posting that comment and i got no idea what i was taking about. sorry man haha
v0lquete 1 year ago
@v0lquete REALLY? Where does it say that? It DOESN'T! GET A CLUE!
snafu76productions 1 year ago
i smoke weed but i dont think jesus would actually approve of it???
tylerrocks13 1 year ago
thank you jesus for weed :)
thecronic5 1 year ago
Unfortunately the bible speaks AGAINST mind-altering substances, including alcohol (when drunken to excess)... It also states that we are to obey the laws of the land...
Raithor83 1 year ago
@Raithor83 and please tell me you dont actually believe that??? bibles and religion is just another way of putting people in line and controlling them
BONETHUGS4LIFE9 1 year ago
@BONETHUGS4LIFE9 Uhm, not really... not when you consider that in the beginnings of Christianity they were routinely imprisoned, imprisoned, and persecuted for their beliefs. It wasn't until MUCH later that they became accepted. So your statement doesn't really have any truth behind it.
Raithor83 1 year ago
@Raithor83 look at the world all the war murder rising amounts of homeless people etc obviously something is wrong and look at the church and religion brainwashing people with ignorance and taking peoples money, it all revolves around money religion is just another business making money think with logic buddy not with ignorance
BONETHUGS4LIFE9 1 year ago
@BONETHUGS4LIFE9 "Love your neighbour as yourself"; pretty sure that if everyone took Jesus' message to heart, there'd be no more war, murders, ignorance, or anything... I would hardly call faith brainwashing, and yes, church is in some aspects a business. It takes money to do missions work, outreach, and so on. It's hardly taking money, it's free-will offerings
Raithor83 1 year ago
@Raithor83 but does the church do it?? do you see them doing missions work outreach??? i never seen them do it other than talk bout it....why is it that the people give their 10%??? and their supposed to gain 10 times that amount right??? well its not working that way and since people arent taking jesus message to heart doesnt that mean that jesus failed like all religion???
BONETHUGS4LIFE9 1 year ago
@BONETHUGS4LIFE9 Well, yeah the church does. I've witnessed the outreach and taken part in a great deal of it within my church. The Bible states that we should give a tenth.
You make a lot of statements with little or no evidence to back them up. I know many people that have taken Jesus' message to heart, and live his teachings. I also know how much work is done in third world countries by various religious missions groups.
No, Jesus hasn't failed.
Raithor83 1 year ago
@Raithor83 ok then....let me ask you one thing. What about those people that dont get to know about God or chritianity those people that have never even heard of chritianity and they live a good life they dont kill they dont steal and so on and so forth....do they go to hell?? Even though they may have no religion but are good people will they go to hell because of no faith in some Jesus??? If they do that seems pretty unfair to me
BONETHUGS4LIFE9 1 year ago
@BONETHUGS4LIFE9 Theologists have argued this point for ages, as there is no concrete biblical evidence. Personally, I believe in a kind and just God who can see into the depths of our hearts. As such, I believe that those who have never had the chance to experience his Gospel will be judged fairly.
Raithor83 1 year ago
damn son this is so funnny YEA:@ )
muzicfan9 1 year ago
Cool video...Thank you for posting it...I absolutely just love it!
shecat69 1 year ago
I absolutely love this video! Thank you for positng it!
shecat69 1 year ago
I love this video! Thank you for posting it! I absolutely love it!
shecat69 1 year ago
This is complete garbage.
gregis22422 2 years ago
haha
yesturtle 2 years ago
wow that is rude ppl will burn in hell!!!!!!
taythejugglatte 2 years ago
Weed is the best thing on this Earth... Period. But the whole "God wants us to smoke up" is bullshit because God isn't real and this fag that thinks he's "Jesus" is a bitch because he's sucking up to God AND Jesus's dick. If you're a TRUE stoner then Marijuana is your religion. FUCK JESUS, SMOKE SOME WEED!!!
BudSmokazOnly420 2 years ago
faag
PhoneLad 2 years ago
Oh are you mad cuz I'm dissing on Jesus? Maybe if you would quit sucking up to his dick you wouldn't be offended. Just smoke some bud you fucking homo
BudSmokazOnly420 2 years ago
i smoke ounces more then you
PhoneLad 1 year ago
@BudSmokazOnly420 True that[: My mom's birthday is 4/20 ;D
pageypuff 1 year ago
Is that really jesus?
haj890 2 years ago 21
sure he is
Speichel 2 years ago 3
fail
alexyerxa 2 years ago
@haj890
ur an idiot
Ganjaville420 1 year ago
@haj890 no its me
magnusalexa 1 year ago
in the bible it says. god gives us his herbs.
weed is a herb and so god gives it us, i guess to smoke.
kwallb44 2 years ago 4
great vid!!! (eww, except Nickleback sucks.)
agnessmash 2 years ago
jesus is right! fuck the government
XWalidXx 2 years ago 21
this video is great. but what bothers me is what he says at 1:40 (so hypocritical). but i still loved it!!!!
kjp3793 2 years ago
Idk if this guy is related to Jesus but hes 100% right. Its god's creation, not a drug.
RIL3YMcMILLINatFBN 2 years ago 4
"Sin no more or a worse thing will come upon you" - Jesus. Hmm I wonder what that worse thing will be? could it be "I am tormented in this flame" - Luke 16
formerthings 2 years ago
russlbarth, thats the guys youtube account(jesus) pretty knowledgeable guy
LivingIn1969 2 years ago
This is pretty funny, but at the same time, there's a lot of food for thought here, too. Great message with which I totally agree Nice video; 5 stars for sure.
moonravenstrunk 2 years ago
hahaha god and jesus are hittn the bong right now and goen like ''damn! they finally get it!'' rofl
kaylubong 2 years ago
puff puff pass ...........jesus you pothead
KCOBAINZ67 2 years ago
I'd love to smoke weed with Jesus but he's perfect so I don't think he would do that, forgive me almighty and wise one
farangnukmuay 2 years ago
hahaha awsome
jjrockzzz94 2 years ago
I don't think that the real jusus would need to wear a wrist watch...
jahovah1414 2 years ago
JESUS CAME TO SET US FREE!!!
leapcop 2 years ago 6
the craziest part is what if this is really jesus? hahaha
36cfrocksmysox123455 2 years ago 6
im not really sure but i dont think thats the real jesus.
hopinabucket 2 years ago
jesus should move to holland.
omarbreeveld 2 years ago
fucking canadians disrespecitng jesus fuck uand all the people who commented before me
mosiahsanchez 2 years ago
dude its a fucking joke
not blasphemy U peace of shit
saint453 2 years ago
fuck u nikka
mosiahsanchez 2 years ago
get that bible out your ass bud
get stoned and enjoy
ps /slap
jimmyhatts 2 years ago
dont get me wrong i love pot but i hate how they make fun of jesus in this video stupid canadian pieces of shit
mosiahsanchez 2 years ago
wow dude just fucking chill
it is a joke
if God cant take a joke then he really wouldnt be god at all now would he
saint453 2 years ago
blessed are the peacemakers. Blessed is BOB Marley
skyline85678 2 years ago
this guy is gangster hes just smoking weed out on the street
sucidalbeing3 2 years ago
you can do that in canada
jimmyhatts 2 years ago 3
man!, THATS SO FUCKING TRUE ! about like getting put in jail for a plant and god made that shit ..
lukerogers123 2 years ago 2
gotta light? oh wait, i am the light!
LMFAO!
cookieisnumber1 2 years ago
THIS SHIT IS HEAVENLY AHHAHAHAHAA "gotta light?!!?!! oh shit i am the light!!!" ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha
use all of gods gifts muthafuaszzz!
brainbasher 2 years ago
jesus is the original stoner
videodude088 3 years ago 4
i knew jesus blazed up
shamanhealer2012 3 years ago 2
God damn, I knew loved Jesus :)
sugarisgood 3 years ago
The only God is yourself, you're supposed to be a rebellious heretic doing it your way just like the Jesus myth, which is really just a bunch of metaphors about the sun and eating magic mushrooms.
badjesus666 3 years ago
Really good!
Markism1 3 years ago
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God does exist and i beleive in him and this is not even a funny vid and yes i do smoke weed. l0l
teamfortress2222 3 years ago
love it
there is a lot of pot in heaven! and
there is a lot of heaven in pot!
almost 4:20 here - almost heaven!
but wasn't Mary Magdelana the teacher
and Jesus was the groupie?
babzisapinko 3 years ago
or you can open your eyes and notice that god doesn't even exist
ericplayzbass 3 years ago 3
god does exist, you should open your eyes and stop fearing the unknown
as for people as adam and eve, moses...i agree
...those are fairy tales
but saying god doesnt exist means you dont believe in the existance...which is idiotic
pookking 3 years ago
Believing in something does not mean it exists.
There is not sufficient evidence to prove or dissprove the existance of God. Thats why you call it a belief, because its just a thought.
Just like there is no way to prove that the Islamic god, Allah exists.
This is not idiotic, its logical, free thinking. Besides that, we who live in America still have the right to Freedom of Religion.
So don't tell people their idiots because they don't share your beliefs.
threadweaver69 3 years ago 2
for fucks sake
religion does not have anything to do with god himself!!!! do you get my point? yes no maybe?
religion was created by man for man
pookking 3 years ago
Oh, I get what your saying. And I agree, religion was created by man. But, this video is about a spoof of Jesus. And last time I checked, there are a lot of religions that tie God and Jesus together. Besides, your the one who mentioned God. God + Jesus tends to = a religion, tends to...
threadweaver69 3 years ago
jesus also is a part of religion and not god
jesus is a historical character told by man
if there is a god , i doubt he will go out of his way to have a "son"
i believe god created a logical yet confusing universe with laws of how things work and he left it at that!
so basically god is not a giant man with a white beard in my eyes
but whatever reason was the big bang in the first place
pookking 3 years ago
It does say that all plants that bear seed are for man's use in the bible, BUT it also says that anything that harms "The Temple of God" (Your Body) is a sin and Marijuana is no better for you, and no worse than tobacco... Now, I am a sinner, everyone is, my username is derived from my nickname ("Jesus") which I got for being a male with 1 foot long dark brown hair, which having that name is blasphemy, but I do think it should be legalized... just my 2 cents...
JesusHughes 3 years ago
A lot of the things in the bible contradicts themselves, you just pointed it out. I don't believe in following a book written centuries ago blindly for I feel that it is almost a form of worshiping. God said not to worship no one or nothing else than himself. Perhaps God invented the bible to test us and see what we follow, his teachings or a book. Jesus is a common name in spanish, are you implying that all those people are committing blasphemy as well? There are more religions than smiles.
Sparksterfu 3 years ago
His teachings are a book. genius.
Gasser877 3 years ago
LOL!
phatbab33 3 years ago
Oh Sangue ed Acqua, che scaturite dal Cuore di gesù come Sorgente di Misericordia per noi, io confido in Voi!
♥♥♥ † Gesù io confido in Te! † ♥♥♥
DarkTy077 3 years ago
woow...
Mmorgpgamer 3 years ago
XD
lmfao
thats hilarious!
but its still very true.
weed is just a plant
and if god created all things, animals, people and plants,
then he created weed too.
claireeeeXX 3 years ago
not funny...
Nyga520 3 years ago
"everyone must get stoned".
If you think God is anti-weed read Genesis 1:29.
It is also one of the ingredients in the Holy anointing oil, (the word Christ means the anointed one).
dragon8me2 3 years ago 2
lol
eleusis66 3 years ago
These messages are pretty funny. I think it's pretty humorous that people get so upset JUST because someone has a different idea about how the universe came to be... -The dudes just supporting weed... Chill out?
mahvimcoo 3 years ago
I'm not even ganna say anything about that moron... clearly people dont want to smoke the plant, they want to smoke the THC (drug for all you misinformed). The drug is believed to have a purpose to protect the marajuana plant from some foreign substances and THAT is why God made it, because he loves all living things, and for all you atheists that don't believe, explain how a bunch of cells just 'decide' to create a multicelled organism. The TRUTH is God started it all, and evolution took over.
willower1 3 years ago
how do you know that what your saying is the truth? You can't realy say you know something without having experienst it.
svartsaft 3 years ago
I'm sure you believe in DNA right? And that DNA mutates? That's why some people are born with diseases and some aren't? Or conditions with extra limbs, ect.? The single cells developed mutations. The multi-cellular organisms survived better than the single cells. Through a series of beneficial mutations we have evolved into humans
ShieldStar 3 years ago
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ur goin to hell
k00lball3r 3 years ago
theology + science = greater understanding
FDotAzz 3 years ago
hahahaha this is hilarious!
ChaseCCB 3 years ago
u r gay about doing that to jesus.....
davidalw 3 years ago
that was dope but why nickel back? I call them nickel bag of bunk cause I hate there music but thats just me
DjSadida 3 years ago
"all things made by God are perfect" yea right
AnderWhitbey 3 years ago
Jesus would be my answer if anyone asked me, "What famous person would you want to smoke pot with?"
juliaisafilmbuff 3 years ago 2
"owh wait i am the light"...hahaha...nicely done
KUS25 3 years ago
I wish I could smoke weed with Jesus. And I wish I still had a tail. That would be coool.
Sophist999 4 years ago
"o wait i am the light" xD
DozingComplex 4 years ago 2
God created weed.
Raging5 4 years ago
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i just feel sorry for all this people. repent for tomorrow might be too late. Jesus never smoke weed trust me i know what am saying.
longlifelast 4 years ago
shut up
DozingComplex 4 years ago 5
stfu foo
DylanHills6 4 years ago
Because you new jesus personaly and you followed him everywhere he went, saw everything he did and made certain he didn't have an innocent toke of grass, right? Or in the case of living in the middle east, opium.
amayagab 3 years ago
sweet
HiStonerBoy 4 years ago
Funny shit
Alstar1186 4 years ago
i don't' think it stupid and illogical to assume that there is god. einstein believed there is a god. if you assume there is no god and don't research, i mean really research, not just what you hear, then you are closed minded and stupid. i believe that god could exsist, and probably does. god is logical if you do some thinking and research of your own. now smoke the ghanja!!!
ihavetakenthisname 4 years ago
ok im against Christianity but i like this vid and if the government believes is god they should watch this vid then the world will be happy 24/7 :)
gothicluke 4 years ago
I love this video :D
Guitarscreech06 4 years ago
taht guy has a point its a plant from the ground that god made
rameramerame 4 years ago
rofl
Kronikwisdom 4 years ago
god is fake
amayagab 4 years ago
fuck you
mrweedlover 4 years ago
oh come on, god is only a powerfull israely grass halucination. How else would you see a burning bush talk.
amayagab 4 years ago
yo mother has fake teeth, don't speak about what don't know. If I die believing in something that's non-existant I don't lose nothing infact I gain well mannered friends. But if you are wrong...... ooops!
FDotAzz 4 years ago
ok first of all if you are going to comment on something I wrote, be certain that you I.Q. consists of more than two digits and second if I die beleiving in something that is LOGICAL at least if I am wrong (thats a quality that we atheist take to heart and that keeps us from acting like brutal savages like the religious community is the thought that we might be wrong and we are oppen to discution)then I wont feel bad because i would have followed inteligence rather than brainwashing.
amayagab 4 years ago
Not that athiests like Mao or Stalin or their minions ever acted like brutal savages.
And what religion do you mean?
Vedanta?
Christianity?
Native American?
They have completely different ideas about divinity. You seem very close-minded. Sorry.
j0eX 3 years ago
It's so easy to slap Mao or Stalin or even Hitler in the face of atheist. We never brag about being perfect and good all the time, we just know that if you take all the sick evil christian fucks and all the sick evil christian fucks, we kinda have a better rep when it comes to not slaughtering innocent people, because they beleive in the same ideology but worship it differently.
amayagab 3 years ago
And i find it funny how religioure people call those who beleive in science close minded when they so stubornly beleive in their own absurde beleifs whithout question or allow anyone else to raise the question of what if there is no God. And By the way, Even a broken clock is right twice a day, see if you can figure out what I mean by that. Now who is the close minded one. Sorry.
amayagab 3 years ago
Jesus is not a religious community, how can you curse God because of what religious people do. If people twist his peaceful message, for tehir own benefit why is it neccessary to slander celestial beings you do not understand. My IQ is pretty high, and I've got a degree!
FDotAzz 3 years ago
I don't care about your degree or your I.Q. because in my position, their is nothing I can do to confirm it, just like I have no way to confirm the existence of God just like I have no way to confirm the Big Bang theory. What I would say to you is that between the two (even though I don't believe in either) I would have to believe in the one less ridiculous and yes religious beliefs ARE incredibly ridiculous.
amayagab 3 years ago
I only mentioned my IQ because the guy I responded to questioned my ability to reason. I don't get it, if you are an atheist why don't you live your life believing the Big Bang Theory and that a reaction of chemicals (which made themselves) lead to this beautiful world and the various beautiful species by nature(what determines what nature is?).Do you comment on Jesus because you are unfulfilled and lack that something? If not how hard is it live ur life not talking about something non-existant?
FDotAzz 3 years ago
Because, just like God and Jesus's miracles, the big bang is untrue. Mater does not come from nothing. The matteres in the universe always existed in different forms and simply evolved since and eternity back, just like all the other infinate numbers of universes out there.
amayagab 3 years ago
so the chemical elements always just existed they created themselves huh?I studied the whole theory & most Darwinian principles & there is a missing link to the equation the he could quite get his head around.So, u haven't shown me your logic.If you had done chemistry,u would understand that elements obey certain laws. What determines, what law each element obeys? Numbers of universes? ooo...the matrix!!!numbers are used as numerical measures for dimensions, we could use letters if we wanted to!
FDotAzz 3 years ago
I never said they created themselves; they simply evolved and combined to create a combination of matter fusing into one therefore creating new matter. Besides, you have no fucking right to bash crackpot people who say that microscopic cells can be created from nothing when you believe that some magic man in the sky created everything in 7 days out of nothing so fuck you. You will notice that I always like to place a carefully placed argument.
amayagab 3 years ago
fuck me? lol can't u quite comprehend the simple questions I'm askin u.so they evolved from nothingness?elements do not evolve! silver/sulphur/etc are in the same form as they were a million years ago.Magic man? Who said God is a man? How do you explain levatation/astral projection/Deja vu and things that exceed universal laws? You are confusing yourself whilst trying to understand what has been created by a superior being than yourself.u'll realise it's all vanity, and a chasing after the wind!
FDotAzz 3 years ago
Were you dropped on the head as a baby or just plain fucking stupid? NOTHING CAN BE CREATED BY NOTHING. Matter is created by chemical and electrical energy. Their is no God, but if their was a god and this is the result it has to be one of us men because no women would ever fuck up as bad as this. Their is no such thing as levitation, astral projection is reflection on our global surface and Déjà Vu is a brain trigger fooling itself into thinking what you are witnessing has already been lived.
amayagab 3 years ago
if matter is made that way, what makes chemical and electrical enegry itself? did it jst appear, you're really dumb and just because you can't reply me, you diss me. Do you enjoy getting pawned on Youtube hahaha! Matter is not made from chemical and electrical energy actually. ahahahaahaha
So, all this time you believed in something you don't even understand. You haven't even grasped the basic concepts and fundamentals of The Big Bang Theory.If we are made matter why do we have characters?
FDotAzz 3 years ago
Chemical energy is from different reactions to opposing component cells, electrical energy is from physical and environmental friction, magnetic energy is from opposing poles. And the reason I haven't even grasped the basic concepts and fundamentals of The Big Bang Theory is because it's a stupid fucking concept. Also, that is the beauty of science today, their are thing we don't understand but we discover every day, I might be wrong but I accept that instead of kissing my own ass like you.
amayagab 3 years ago
Your definitons are wrong and did energy make itself? Because, chemical energy- internal energy associated with atomic bonds of molecules, magnetic energy - potential energy of a magnetic field etc... you put all your belief in theories which aren't complete. Science is the study of the way God made things and when you get to that level of understanding you'll progress. I understand the world from a scietific point of view and it gives me more reason to believing in a superior being!
FDotAzz 3 years ago
what is your IQ mr. bigshot?
Deathowl1990 3 years ago
Besides we are missing the point here, the figure of jesus that is shown in the bible would approve of grass.
amayagab 4 years ago
This is funny
caffinejedi 4 years ago