Spriggs: A Halo 3 Machinima, Episode 5 "Hammer Time"

[xXepicsmileyrocksXx]

aaaaaaah i luv spriggs

[IMRifley]

I'm sorry, -lieutenant- but I didn't quite hear you...

[battsalbert]

triple m:willy did it sir? willy:snitch

[TheLegend339]

Alien1:Where's the kitty?

Alien2:We ate the kitty.

Alien1:Edible Plants?

Alien2:Burned Those.

[MyTherookie]

blue alien: Guys!

other two: What!

blue alien: did anyone remember to get some food?

pink alien: NOOOOOOOOO!!

[NOBLE6LEADER]

The mas..rail... I have no recolegetion of any powercores sir

[halofreak2553]

WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN TANKS!

[nobodysman143]

Hammer, quit while you're ahead..... ROFL

[nobodysman143]

Spriggs-BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP. Hammer-Ahh, my virgin ears. Such profanity.

[XxsgtTeasp00nxX]

is it just me or does meme remind anyoneelse of moira from fallout 3?(in megaton shop)

[rileymckinney]

i dont even care about where my warthogs are but what i realy want to know is where are all my goddamn tanks

[UDFcaptain]

WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN TANKS lmfaorofl

[luckyle11]

"MY GOD MY VIRGIN EARS SUCH EBHINITY"

[ShadowCaosControl]

Sry  for that comment

[ShadowCaosControl]

Lplol

[Demose1000]

GRUNT

"Hello lady's"

[hudsonk0310]

HAMMER:

you know im not that concerned about he mongooses not even my warthog im kinda curious abou he res of the warthogs and id love to know where our power supply went to but what what i really wanna know is WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN TANKS?!?!?!?!

[BenyMoreGamer]

Hammer: Do I look like a complete idiot sergeant?

Willy: Don't answer, it's a trick question.

xD

[blacktron109]

but what i really wanna know is WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN TANKS?!

Sergeant, present!

Willy did it sir

Snich

No shit, i coulda guessed that

[KISSrocks419]

5:44 "Meme's got toilet detail". XD

[blacktron109]

Don't you agrre Spriggs?

BLEEP, BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP,BLEEP BLEEEEEP!

God, my virgin ears, such profanity!

HAMMER! A VIRGIN! I DOUBT HE WAS EVER A VIRGIN! HE PROLLY RAPED HIS MOM WHEN HE WAS BORN! I SWEAR TO GOD!

[FENZO2362]

@blacktron109 it was spriggs that said that not hammer

[blacktron109]

@FENZO2362 i know spriggs said all the BLEEPs, but, Hammer said that he was a virgin, listen to this episode and episode 14, then, get back to me

[TheXxXDarkhunterXxX]

@blacktron109 i thought triple m said the virgin thing

[RunningGunStudio]

@TheXxXDarkhunterXxX Nope, that was Hammer. Obviously, Hammer is not a virgin, but it's an expression that sometimes girls say. It's meant to be kind of absurd.

[SHOCKWAVETHEHEDGEHOG]

@blacktron109 Hammer a virgin? Ohhh, he meant his ears

[mattstorm360]

@SHOCKWAVETHEHEDGEHOG no he sleeped with all the girls on the base

[SHOCKWAVETHEHEDGEHOG]

@mattstorm360 Missed the point. Virgin ears= just a way of saying 'I've never heard that before' when someone swears

[mattstorm360]

@SHOCKWAVETHEHEDGEHOG ya i know but he did sleep with all the woman in the army.

[spartanonxy]

@theub3run1337nerd demon demon getting butt raped by a brute

[spartanonxy]

kfg

[spartanonxy]

@theub3run1337nerd demon demon gettng butt raped by a brute

[expressionlessmanco]

DoubleDangerCo also has a cool halo show

[Ravenex217]

"Well then i admit, it might be possible that, theoretically, right now, they could potentially be half way to Kansas...T.T"

[Ravenex217]

"Well then i admit, it might be possible that, theoretically, that right now, they could potentially be half way to Kansas...T.T"

[MunMarius10]

1:31 lol

[JackOfClubs1993]

@spiderman0003 he put on his old armor...thats why he mentioned that his armor was tighter than he remembered.

[legofsam666]

@JackOfClubs1993 yeah, i dont get y he went back to his original armor

[QuantilAlex]

...I'm at a total loss for words...

Except that was awesome!!!

Mimi: Are you two talking?!

...No, ma'am...

[DarkJediX89]

LOL great Star Wars Reference!

[haloraders]

2:30 grait face :)

[jm75626]

@spiderman0003 yeah i noticed that too

[jm75626]

there are 2 versions of dis the 1 by machinima and runnigunstudio i think both of them are different for each episode i guess

[Somcothehedgehog01]

Meme: Are you two talking?

Triple M & Hammer: No, Ma'am.

[pokemonhunte]

spiggs uses curse. its super effective

[457cottsa]

what? is there something on my.... wait that dosen't feel right?

[geno12294]

MY GOD MY VIRGIN EARS! SUCH PROFANITY!!!

[Sonic23m1]

Gosh it seems like hammer is on fucking stereroids

[alamaluxner]

"My god...my virgin ears, such profanity!" lol

[starwolffan13]

Okay, i'm YOUR BIGGEST FAN RIGHT NOW!!

[darmanator]

ok this is the best halo 3 machinima ever!!!!!

[AHaloSniper]

@drangoning How is this not machinima?

[bj12011]

!@#@!#@!#!@@!??!@?#!#?!@#?!#!@­#!@?#!?#?@!?#

[RakshynX9367]

WAIT.... I'm lost XD

Why did Triple M and Hammer say "Yes ma'am..." to MeMe?

[nacochees]

@RakshynX9367 most likly there scard

[Purplson]

@RakshynX9367 Its because she's a captain, and hammer is a lieutenant and triple m is a sergeant

[Houndz1100]

Triple M : Don't u agree spriggs?

Spriggs: ****

[DarkHoodedGirl]

Spriggs' reaction... Priceless

[bj12011]

so true

[commander672]

Imagine this happening now in real life. Imagine the news reports...

...And in other news a US army Luitenant has single-handedly managed to misplace an entire platoon of Abrems Main battle Tanks. Unconfirmed reports claim they are currently being driving by a horde of drunken rednecks somewhere in southern Luisiana.

[MrDivinehero]

great stuff i have wathed this over and over again it rocks!!

[MegaGamerMonkey]

FUNNY :)

[Sexy4Babe]

Meme owned them at the end lol

[twilghtjedi]

Id really want to know what spriggs said

[happytail221]

Tee Hee!

[sheepbiter]

spriggs vs silent pete?

[XV66Battle]

"Do i loke like a complete idiot sergeant?"

" Don't answer, it's a trick question."

[redarmy10001]

what do you think spriggs?

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

[AmericanPoliceState]

"You know, I'm not that concerned about the mongoodses, not even my warthog. Im kinda curious about the rest of the warthogs, and I'd love to know where our power supply went to, but what I really want to know is WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN TANKS!?" "I blame Triple M."

[ThelcecreamMan]

@AmericanPoliceState u don't have to write it down, it's literaly in the video

[stoopidusernamething]

@AmericanPoliceState sergeant present!!

willie did it sir!snitch

[AmericanPoliceState]

@stoopidusernamething "No shit I could have guessed that, but now that were all here now, someone got to the big toys first!"

[mattstorm360]

@AmericanPoliceState Willy did it SIR.

[noble3126b]

@mattstorm360 Well, no SHIT!

[noble3126b]

@mattstorm360 Well, no SHIt, I could hve guessed that.

[end1fish]

@AmericanPoliceState "sargent present!" "" WILLYY DID IT SIR!" "snich"

[CaptainFatality7777]

and spriggs has finally spoken without the car beeps :O

[sangheiliwarrior1]

@CaptainFatality7777 But he didn't speak without beeps at all ;)

[mattstorm360]

@CaptainFatality7777 yes but he sad words that no man shod never hear.

[minesbetter2]

1:31 to 1:35 spriggs is cusing like a sailor.

[chibirobo99999]

@minesbetter2 pffft, even sailors would block their ears to that!

[TjMAxSTUDIOS]

wat do u think spriggs? ..BEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP!!! Ow my virgin ears lol

[verhappytoast]

i think spriggs is awsome.

[FrankBill100]

LOL! Spriggs! 1:22

[XxdeadlyxmasterxX]

meme is a bitch lol

[jkid76]

hammer:how do i look boys?

MMM and willy:absaloutely........fine.­........

[firemandessa]

how did u get the grunt in sandtrap

[ghhfcy]

they used a computer player that plays on its own

[FreestyleCrewz]

lol 1:45 Mimi: I did my duty to the human race by ensuring that you would never read again .... tee hee :3

[cooper546]

i think she said breed O.o

[Durekeh1]

She did...and that...has gotta suck...-_-'

[PaleWhiteBoy]

*breed*

[MSPointGenTester]

she said breed lol

[XxdeadlyxmasterxX]

the alian saying NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MADE ME LOL SO MUCH!

[buttersownsuall]

the nurse sounds like a fat chick in real life

[RichardOnADragon]

Force mind trick fail:

"These are not the power cores you are looking for...?"

"Try that again, Sergeant"

lol

[666mickthompson]

meme: are you two talking!!

triple m & officer: no ma'am.

[beardi123]

these are not the power cores you are looking for.

lol

[ABRrules123]

lol 1:30 "my virgin ears such profanity!" hilarious

[zylon7120]

OMFG this is pure enius i love the comedy im like fucking spitting my soda everywhere its great "this is my base and if your gonna be watching over me you have to work under me" "where you guys talking ?" "no ma'am" lololol

[SilentSharpshooterX1]

Triple M:"Willy did it sir"!

Willy:"Snitch...."

[gaudianangel567]

WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN TANKS XD best line in the episode

[xXKaitlynElizabethXx]

omg lol..."i did my duty to the human race by insuring that you never bread again tehee"

[ltkingrules]

it breed not bread

[sequain]

apparently, meme is one hardcore bitch

[GXninja]

what did spriggs say???

[SilentSharpshooterX1]

Lol, do we really want to know?

[mikemjn05]

2:15 (XD

[JayPin9]

the apitamy if daily spartan routines and/or lifestyles. 5 stars. lol. love the elites. lol.

[ODSTx92]

Guys?

What?! What?!

did anyone remember to get some food?

Noooooo! lolz

[CarsonTw]

Lmao Shotgun vs Pistol and Hammer lost

[slipknot9010]

2:21 ugh...im so hungwy lol

[crazybionicles]

oh my god spriggs spoke sorta, and Hammer got grounded...LOL

[Fo0tballfr3ak]

are you guys talking??

NO MA'AM...

xDXD 5star

[guard707]

But what I really want to know is.....WHERE ARE MY GODDAM TANKS!?!?!?! Awesome part :)

[slifer967]

GUYS!!!

WHAT!!!

did anyone remember to get some food

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[DarthMaskar]

"Willy did it sir!" "Snich."

lolol!

[pocotoco2737]

pour willy ^.^

[KingWhieners]

"It might be possible that theoreticaly right now they could potentaly be half-way to Kanssas." :) lol! thats funny!

[animallover520]

lol i saw them fly over my house

[korea88]

"I'm not that concerned about the mongooses...not even my warthog...I'm kinda curious about the rest of the warthogs and I'd love to know where our power supply went to...but what I really want to know is WHERE ARE MY GOD DAM TANKS!"

[XXLeBigXX]

4:48

Hammer: " Do i look like a complete idiot

Willy: " don't answer it's a trick question

[ThelcecreamMan]

@XXLeBigXX u don't have to write it down, it's literaly in the video

[Kira123Freedom]

lmao rofl lol lawl

Spriggs-*beep**beep**beep* my god my virgin ears*beep**beep**beep*

[nightdworf]

how the hell did she do that!!...

[Harruhii]

Spriggs talks!!! :D

[killerzofnight]

LOL

spriggs:.........BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEEP

[IrisKutless]

You are a Lawl God!

[10MiDdAyDeLuSiOnS01]

Is there something on my face.... no nothing on your face ROFL!!!

[GreenDay34677]

spriggs:(BEEP)(BEEP)(BEEP)(BEE­P)(BEEP)

[Megaman053]

the blue elite sonds like stitch, from leilo & stitch

[zasderder]

u look like a whole new man?lol i love spriggs

[19jd92]

that was the funniest part in this movie TEE HEE!!! cause she did her duty to the human race XD

[111Dallar111]

Do I look like an idiot.....Dont answer it its a trick question..........lol

[KendoSF13]

i think one of the best things about this is that the characters actually shout not fake shouting

[zipzap6me117]

can some 1 tell me how to send my xbox videos to my computar without spending any money i hate spending money on things

[Pmcg0]

were are my goddam tanks

[haloglitcher09]

lol ur gonna clean toilets... r u guys talking XD

[StrawhatLuffy21]

*beepbeepbeep BEEEEP* AH! My virgin ears! Such profanity!

LOL!

[JdoubleA2]

why doesnt spriggs talk i mean the fucking show is named after him it makes no fucking sence

[WannaHaloCE]

Dont give away the plot to people who havent watched it yet.

[mcewan134]

how does mimi's voice?????

[seanw23]

hammer's an alien thingy....

well....

he's got E.T. parts. O.O

[imdan117]

were are my god damn taaanks!!!! lmfao

[SucKiMacHk]

lol...she made the boss clean the toilets!!

hilarious.

[warrior4lif3]

rofl WHISPERS*dont answer him its a trick question!--lmfaolol wowowow

[Blargariffic]

lol hammer had to sit in the corner

[liquidice129]

these arent the plasma cores youre looking for

[betterleyj]

"...Don't you agree spriggs?"

"BEEEEEEEP...BEEP...BEEEEEP...­BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...BEEEEEEEP­!!"

"My GOD, my virgin ears, such profanity!"

amazing!

[Malardene]

I did my duty to the human race by making sure you would never breed again! Tee-hee?

[komamn09]

lol

[TrisChampFlyer]

For once Willy didnt go for spriggs LOL

[ochmed101]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo

[ochmed101]

WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN TANKS!!!!!?????

[Vandread010]

lol i fell out of my chair twice. at the long NOOOOOOOOO, and Where are my god damn tanks!

[philipflop1]

EVA helmet sucks fishbowl head

[ochmed101]

oh my god...my virgin ears...such profanity!

[DiverseAxle]

Stop complaining, just adjust your audio accordingly.

I loved when hammer was cleaning toilets.

[RJLupin6]

This show needs music or something

[D4K0T6]

do i look like a complete idiot sergeant?

dont answer its a trick question...

[D4K0T6]

what i would really like to know is WHERE ARE MY GODAMN TANKS!!!!!

lol so funny

[notzeus94]

he had the shotgun he should have been like"clean my toilet beotch or suffa my rath

[ownage228]

lol hammer got a time out !_!

[ltflak]

Elites with grunt translators...

[digitalph33rfan9]

The elites r by far my favorite characters good job running gun!