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  • Wort wort wort

  • SSN: 379-64-1157

    License: B253-9945-0229-68

    Card: Boris Bunner 5108-8710-0045-0487 crc: 454  expires: 11/30/2014

  • @NoseGoesBro well hello new identities..... 

  • @NoseGoesBro your gonna get hacked

  • I joined and got robbed

  • Love the video both funny and great

    I support both Spartans and Elites

  • "WHERE'S MY BEER!" LMAO XD SO FUNNY NEVER GETS OLD

  • I'm a UNSC Marine

  • That was funny

  • I signed up

  • SSSAAAADDD FFFAAAACCCEEEEE!!!

  • Turn on its audio subtitles in english and I'm sure you'll get the best out of it.

  • I will join your rescue society & help the poor elites!

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    (I was skeptical too, but seriously this works

  • Wow To me this is actually a sad Video :l

  • Thumbs up if you're freaking tired of this damn Advertisement... We do not care if he's a manipulator,, stop raping the videos with your Aedvertisement spunk!

  • help a timothy TODAY

  • LOL that Funny No Wow That Awesome How the make there own helping society to help elites but no matter how hard we try to save them we still kill them lol

  • In Russia elites help you.

  • SSN: 538 - 76 - 8264

    DL: Male 24, California DOB 3/17/1988

    CC: Bank of America VISA 849 - 345 - 9876

    I hope this helps.

  • guys who abuse elites disliked this!

  • sure i will give u all that stuff just to save him

  • ied like to adopt the arbitor lol

  • shorty of scary movie playing halo 3 with a flam frower

    shorty:run bitch ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Elites are being harmed in this.....They will get revenge!

  • I WANT A ELITE TOO.

  • A GERMAN SHEPHERD!! :O

  • wait why would an elite be thrown in a dumpster

  • I'm an elite

  • LOL XD

  • Credit card number:5468

  • ADOPT AN ELITE! WHO'S WITH ME?

  • Arbiter got dumped by his gf :(

  • Arbiter got dumped

  • Im sorry, i was the DB who TBaged Little Timmy

  • WE NEED TO SAVE ARBITER AND THE OTHER ELITES NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sorry Arbiter got dumped.

  • How about grunts XD

  • I will do everything I can to save the dinosaurs

  • i feel bad that they get burnt

  • i will get an elite right now!

  • guys dont make fun this is serious

  • lol arbiter in a dumpster?!?!?!?!? :3

  • THAT'S FOR REACH BITCHES!

  • my name is timothy. LOL wheres my beer!!!

  • If you like elites and would like to join an elite clan check out the United Elite Force to learn more check out our website halouef.webs.com or our youtube channel. you can also message me on xbox my GT: Rickjames095.

  • That really hurts that elites are abused

  • Where is my damn beer! LMAO

  • whats the song in the backround

  • i wanna a elite waaa

  • wait i took your bear and you took his beer

  • i will help a red elite pls

  • i will help the elite

  • Heeeeeey, wtf! My bank account shows me empty after joining? lol

  • the elites like "i always get stuck with the idiots"

  • that video realy touched me at the end poot guy i will take revenge for the beer

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­L

    XD

  • i talke 4

  • Wheres my BEER!!!

    goddammn BEER XD

  • I was about to join until he lost his beer. I'm not lifting a finger until this guy learns to account for his beer.

  • @FraAngelico729 BBBBUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!!! Oh, yeah. Never mind.

  • oh screw the elites im not saving them

  • @DecaStudios grunts WHAT THE FUCK?! they cant kill a fucking snail without losing a goddamn limb

  • I TOOK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Wait...that was HIS beer?

    Whoops...

  • hahahahahahahaha damn this was awesome poor elites lost their weapons

  • thumbs up if you think Timothy took his beer!

  • thumbs up if you think Timothy took it!

  • ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

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  • I bet Timothy took his beer

  • "And even thrown in dumpers."

  • Okay! my ss# is XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXX, my drivers liscense will be mailed and my credit car number is XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXX

  • raped elites! xD

  • fuck the spartans elites are better

  • @mchammer964 hell ya

  • did that elite take his beer

  • Didnt Elites kill like, trillions of humans?

  • well did but now they on the good guy side now

  • @movieboy6 That is why we must kill trillions of them!!!! >:O

  • 52 people got raped

  • Im starting a halo 3 clan 'Elite Rescue Society' where we enter matchmaking and never kill an elite, instead we actually kill the one shooting at them even if theyre our teammate. I am aslo starting the Elite Killing Society, but im not in it. Anyone con have it- im just starting and leaving it. Im in the Elite Rescue Society.

  • You know what? im going to adopt one, you know which one? the Gold-Armoured one off halo 2! he is so cool!

  • @calebharry im going to get the yellow elite flight from halo 3 series 7 i think

  • food shelter love and identity theft

  • im not gonna help an elite..... IM GONNA ADOPT 10 OF THEM!!!! including the Arbiter. i call adopting the Arbiter hes my elite no one else can hve him

  • how do you get elites to run like that

  • @OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS Look up and run forwards

    

  • lol lmao

  • It should of had the Elite pull out a beer and sip it at the end (somehow) lol

  • I just went to Rtas 'Vadum's Facebook page and told him that I want to adopt him:)

  • @iamsototallythebomb I think he was kind of creeped out by my request because he said he already had a family so I adopted a female Elite named Fluffy (even though she doesn't have any fur lol) and now I'm working on training her. Thanks, Elite Rescue Society!

  • This video made me cry...of laughter:)

  • Who to my beer?!

  • Innocent Elites? The alien scum glassed every Human colony from Harvest to Reach! REMEMBER REACH, PURGE THE ALIEN!!

  • @SinDawg030 HEY YOU LEAVE THOSE CUTE INNOCENT ELITES ALONE!!! THEY'RE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS US!!!! i already adopted the Arbiter

  • @KatNoble2 SUFFER NOT THE ALIEN TO LIVE!!!

    With fury and bullet destroy the alien. With rifle shot and bayonet smash the Alien. With Spartan Laser and searing flamethrower scatter the Alien to the Stars. With tooth and fist and hammer blows, with axe and shell and poison-bombs, with VIRUS-CHARGE and FRAG GRENADE!!!

    KILL THEM!! KILL THEM!! KILL THEM ALL!!!

    As my Master told it to me I now tell it to thee that thou shalt tell others in thy turn.

    A man subjugated by an alien is no man at all.

  • it doesnt even cost a dime ... all we need is your social security number, your drivers liences and your credit card information

  • plz, help these elites cuz theres an elite that needz u........ alright....... WHERE'S MY BEERS GOD DAMIT?!

  • is that Leo And Satan Music? WHAT THE FUCK IS DIS SHIT?!

  • thumbs up if you hate a million exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Milez4299 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • After seeing this i felt guilty for shooting those kittens

  • @TheCheif6 shooting kittens? with what?

  • Lol I am kidding or am i? MUHUAHA! :DDD

  • I want 1 and it has to be female! I'm not kidding

  • OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!......Elites die every day Master Chief gets bored

  • Timothy the Elite took your beer.

  • thats so funny the elites r like petz/kidz

  • no machinima, i don't want to finish him!!!

  • I dont know last time i checked they killed alot of people and tried to take over the world

  • Credit card 57742894265247 I'll mail you my drives license

  • 52 people are abused elites

  • 52 people are elites

  • Poor Elites, getting smashed by monkeys and burned by humans. LMAO

  • GO!!!!!! E.R.S

  • 52 People burn,rape.run over elites.

  • i was laughing at the guy with the flamethrower

  • 52 people rape elites

  • PRESS F13

    >>>

    LIKE if you looked for F13

  • Hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahhahah­ahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah­aahahhahaahhaahahahahaha.

  • I like how timothy is looking up as he run. So funny lol

  • timothy got raped :(

  • is it wrong if this gave me a boner?

  • wate you sead it dount cast a dime so why do you need my credit card info??

  • all i need is ur social security number drivers license and credit card info

  • lmfao!! the elites running! *dies laughning*

  • I like how the person raping the elite is the presenter!

  • fuck the elits all the funding are for the mass searce for the beer

  • Haha the Arbiter in the dumpster lol

  • i friggin' love how the elites run!

  • LOL credit card info lol

    

  • Everyone hated Elites but all of a sudden in Halo 3 everyone wants to rescue them. LOL

  • LOL

  • timmithy is not amused with your beer

  • I thought for a second about pwning elites with my sniper rifle until BEER.

  • Why didn't the camera man say, "dude your microphone is still on!" lol JK

    Elites Effing Suck!!!

  • @Flaquer009 fuck u man elites are awesome i play as one in reach and 3

  • @StokesEmpire and halo 2 vista?

  • agreed

  • i bet that elite took the beer

  • im sure timothy took the beer

  • timothys in every vid of elites being abused...

  • me must saves teh elites or elses theyll endz up like teh dinosaurs

  • Im joining! But in this video, it felt so hard on me I was starting to have tears. But then it goes "WHERE'S MY BEER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

  • 52 people called and found out it was a scam and were robed

  • thumbs up if your going to join the elite rescue society!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Poor Timothy im gonna adopt him and train him

  • cmon u can like eat human u elites!

  • sound like a scam lol

  • Please tell me how you made the elite run like that, it was epic ;)

  • @PwnyPony12 you look up while running forward. :P

  • ill do all i can to help heres my details card number: 101010101011177777

    password: fuck you. lol

  • No worries Elites. As long as I live, you will no longer be harmed. I shall join you in your fight for survival!

  • elites dont worry ill help we can previde food, shelter, love, and all my friends will be jealous of the 9-foot dinosaur in my house.

  • Did any one else realise that the Guy who did the music is also one of the voices in Leo and Satan? Xd

  • dude i cryed a little

  • @RunescapeFreak152 n probably take your identity while their at it, timothy forgot to mention the eliets are illegal aliens smuggled off of 3rd world plannets in hope of startin afresh a different n more of a richer plannet say i dunno maybe plannet reach for example ;) lol

  • WHY WOULD U NEED MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER IMFO???

  • Wort Wort Wort!!

  • Finally someone has the curage to make fun of the "help african kids foundation" im not going to give a dime until we get rid of the american problems first...

  • @EnZoDxGaming yeah but american problems seem quite nice in comparison to African problems, I would I know I lived in Ethiopia for 5 years as a volunteer

  • yeah! elites r badass!

  • y is the arbiter in a dumpster?

  • PRAISE MS!

  • @DeeJaysWord rofl

  • "psstt.... hey you... yeah you.... can you kill an elite??" master cheif says

  • awwwwww the elite is so cute!