MST3K 319 Short Mr. B Natural Part:2

[Y2Ksnowglobe]

This makes me ashamed to be a musician.

[Teenlego]

"He's so purkey, Kill her"

[TheLackofattack]

It Stinks!

[DJDannyPhantum]

What is this "Flight of the bumble head????" hahah1

[thefaboloussob]

As long as that boy doesn't play "devil" songs like "Salt Peanuts," "Yardbird Suite," or "Hot House Flowers," he's good to go.

[thefaboloussob]

...That was a joke referring to "The Red Violin," incidentally.

[thefaboloussob]

5:33 "Another special story to this trumpet is it's over 300 years old & has affected the lives of five different owners in five different places in five different times."

[Maddjoka]

The little girl in the music shop clearly resents the fact that she has only two lines, is totally unconnected to the plot, and serves only to make the music store proprietor appear knowledgeable and concerned.

[MsTwinkle101]

This made me miss my trumpet :(

[jekblom123]

She's a dancer not a singer... or talker... or actor...

[Cazz814]

"Work faster grandma!"

[MutantSentry]

We're getting into a whole weird area here...

[hedgehogbun]

I believe this is the mother of FlapJack.

[meatybeatybignbouncy]

"You've got to inspect your horn, boy" -"and wash it every day".

[ayerjake]

3:50 This man does things he's not proud of...

[2stride]

~6:38: If you get near a song, play it! Another Grouch quote from Animal Crackers.

[VaciliNikoMavich]

"you could put a dent in your dad;s wallet; IF YOU START HITTING EM WITH It!"

xD

[femoman]

enough already! What is this, flight of the bobbleheads?!

[rftc700]

Such an absolute classic. "I have to finish writing that letter to Jodi Foster" is one of my all time favorite MST3K lines.

[02chevyguy]

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! SOMEONE...PLEASE! KILL THAT IRRITATING BITCH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! THROW SOME WATER ON HER!

[snofthndr]

The French Horn is more moody and sad

[KaristaSwiss]

3:10 NOOOOOOO

[simonimyours]

It just occured to me; Mr. B Natural has Harey Quinn shoes! :0

[Chokopoppo]

This is the whitest factory I have ever seen.

[simonimyours]

Okay, ONE question...WHY IN HELL DIDN'T HE CARE THAT AN ANDROGENOUS SPRITE SNUCK INTO HIS ROOM???!!!! His first question was, "Where'd you come from?" Was he HIGH?!?!

[eckesg1]

THIS TRUMPET IS FLATLINING!

[eckesg1]

Ve vant to ask you some QUVESTIONS!

[alienisuntverus]

Finally, an excuse to nuke the entire 1850s.

[AdamYJ]

Mr. B Natural is supposed to be some kind of "music fairy", right? They never really explained that.

[kymetastic]

LMFAO @ 7:02

[cantopia]

It's weird to see Americans actually making things.

[pigeongirl]

@cantopia I know, right? "Wow, white people in a factory!"

[lufighter]

Fling dling dlingFling dling dlingFling dling dlingFling dling dling seriously how does he play that fast without air for so long I just play a violin but I know that's impossible

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

"Why, Joel, Why?"

"Uh, Mr. B, what would YOU know about dignity?"

"You missed your last payments, Pops!"

"Ve vant to ask you sum kvestions..."

"No, no Jerry, you're blowing the big end!"

I could go on and on.

[dracaler]

"...now put away the grease gun and show me something cheap!!"

"oh, excuse me sexless man-woman"

"...no, no Jerry, you blow in the big end"

"now the poor kid grand-stands at every opportunity"

"kid, if you get near a song play it"

This was, without a doubt, the funniest and cleverest show to ever hit television!!

[Mibbitmaker]

For MST3K, this is the "Manos: The Hand of Fate" of shorts.

[watda74]

:09 You all saw that, right? Oh my, there's no need to rub her belly! :-D

[Videot01]

So back then all it took to make a kid happy was music and now it's all about video games. The times are a changing.

[Nodrog666]

Mr. Servo I'm warning you, no William F. Buckley impersonations under threat of a point reduction!

[Thunderbird7090]

All time MST3K Classic.

[uuuultra]

No blacks in this video, the past must've been nice!

[baddude06]

@uuuultra NO THE PAST SUCK. JUST LIKE YOUR MOM

[uuuultra]

@baddude06 you should change your name to maddude because you're really mad.

[StephenWWhalen]

The faces of those he's wronged float up at him.

[Nightweaver1]

You've got to inspect your horn, boy!

And wash it every day!

[wolgreth]

wonder what ever happened to Mr. B

[JohnQPublic888777]

This is genuinely disturbing

[D9v9g9]

"well excuse me sexless mammal" LOOOOOOL

[ichigatsujohn]

@D9v9g9 I think he actually says 'Well excuse me, sexless man-woman' - but mammal is still pretty funny :-)

[D9v9g9]

@ichigatsujohn i stand corrected ! ... thanks :D

[ichigatsujohn]

@D9v9g9 :-) the only reason I mention it is because it's such an hysterical line - as I've said, I like your interpretation, too!

[waveali]

"Well the old clock on the wall says that's it all from the Stridex medicated band hour." LMAO. That had to be pre-wrote nobody could come up with that on the fly

[LeshaAnn]

@waveali - it all is.

[mongoman80]

-I imagine a good trumpet would put quite a dent in his dad's checkbook.

-Yeah, if he starts hitting you with it.

[DGF2099]

For some reason I can imagine A Clockwork Orange with this movie being repeated over and over and over....OH GOD MAKE INT STOP!

[theBunnyboy]

lol XD "or ill kill you =D"

[DrThunder88]

Great episode! Both the short and the feature are hilarious. The debate sketch is awesome as well.

[deadcrowes19]

"The point sir is breasts, mr b natural has breasts, a very unnatural thing for a man to have!" Perhaps a more appropriate name would be Mr. Natural B's

[lonelysith66]

"See, Buzz, it's really fun to be psychotic!"

That's true.

XD

[tenfed1861]

"Reeeallly white.We're really,really white."

[Basslinerocks18]

"What is this, flight of the bumble head!?" -- Why no, Joel, it's Carnival of Venice.

[tsartodd]

@Basslinerocks18 Joel's riff is funny, but the kid is actually a good trumpet player. "carnival of venice" is a tough piece to play!

[awesomly47]

"when you want to show dignity buzz try a french horn"

umm.. mr b what would you know about dignity?

[Manik2Magik]

"Why Joel, why?"

[meyerd1]

So, it was all a commercial....

[meyerd1]

"My face was practically made for trumpet!" hehehehe, gross..

[Moredread25]

Oh my god. If this happened to me I would think somebody had slipped me acid.

[tenfed1861]

If we were on acid,I think it would be the worst trip of our lives.But I do say they were on something.

[lonelysith66]

@Moredread25 All the acid in the world wouldn't justify this mess!

XD

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

I don't know why, but th4:47 reminds me of the DVD cover of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"...

[smcentee6922]

1950's movies are always so overacted!

[psychicwhoosh]

Kid was way ahead of his time blowing a speed metal riff on that trumpet 35 some years before thrash even existed 6:28.

[bowiehero]

"It stinks!"

[ryanspeed]

Damn...at 6:28 he was blowing the hell out of that horn like the place was on fire or something!!!!

[Amberbydreams]

"Or I'll kill you..."

I'm not sure whether to laugh my head off or be really really scared right now..

[ElizabethGStone]

0:33-35, it sounded like she forgot her line.

[XionsDruid]

"This man does things he's not proud of..."

[ralphyetmore]

Uh, Mr. B? What would YOU know about dignity?

[DrMindBender76]

Tom Servo at 7:07 is the funniest shit in the video!!Watched about 8 times and couldn't stop laughing!!

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

It's funny because it's true.

[DrMindBender76]

Indeed!!

[snakes3425]

Quick get the guns they're our only chance

[CaptMARNEY]

4:24 - 4:27

lmao Jeez Crow can be a little pervy sometimes!

[cobain124]

Oscar Wilde only wishes he was this gay

[horsefiend]

'We're really, really white..." XD

[ichigatsujohn]

'It was handmade by an old woman'!! love this so much...

[evilattempt]

I remember watching this on TV. Love this Love for putting this on.

[ahshorn]

I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe from 6:30 to 7:10

[tsartodd]

"now the poor kid grandstands at every opportunity"

LOL

[Christina314]

And the kid joins a mariachi band

[NacodaLupine]

This movie makes me humiliated to be a band kid X<

[EvilJared13]

mr b has a messed up eye

[niconestra]

Mr B Natural dresses as he does, just as he sees fit !

[watda74]

If by this, sir, you mean that Mr. B Natural is a man, I challenge you to come up with unequivocal evidence to the contrary! They named him 'Mister' and I, for one, have faith they knew what they were doing! (contd.)

[jekblom123]

Mr. B natural is played by an actress for the same reasons they casted a woman as peter pan in the old musical. The directors wanted the character to be an eccentric, jolly man - a 'man' to be more traditional according to folklore- but if they casted an actor in that part, he could be mistaken for looking homosexual or perverted towards the children. So to offset that impression they cast an actress instead - women naturally known for being less perverted.

hope that clears THAT up for some.

[SuperYoshiTTD]

Unfortunately, casting a woman just kinda made it worse.

[GerardChristianZach]

I first saw this episode years ago! Cracked me up! So cool to see it here again. Some of my favorite quotes: "Work faster, Grandma!!" "You listen to him, Buzz...or I'll kill you." "Excuse me, sexless man-woman." "Mr. B., what would you know about dignity?" "That's very nice...MOM!!" "He so perky...kill her!" "Next time don't make so much noise when you read." "This trumpet is flat-lining" "You missed your last payment, Pops!" "Don't patronize me, old man." Is this Liberace's mom?" Lots more.

[ParadoxBattleZone]

White, white

We're really really white

[Robfergy]

"Ah, but in real life Johnny is last chair in the pre-school band."

[gonzoredux]

I love Servo's William F Buckley

[modchic720]

7:07

hahahaha.

[chrishopkins77]

"Don't patronize me old man....."

[notahelicopter]

the faces of those he's wronged float up at him!!

XD

[baltosfan]

I HAVE 15 MST3KS

[RaphBlade7]

It's surprising how much sexual innuendo is contained in this one 1956 short.

[frbe0101]

this is the kind of video they show marines to get them to kill things.

[Cazz814]

I love his repepitive trumpet playing.

[MhicWombat]

"Oh excuse me, Mr. Sexless Man-Woman..."

[JfnDWatchesVids]

*Mr. B, what would YOU know about dignity* Freakin hysterical.

[swonetchko]

The Name "Buzzzzz" also had a creepy connotation to it, "Oh, and I wanna have me some, if I can!"

[Spudskie]

Oscar Wilde only WISHED he was this gay!!!

[mrovantes]

Spanking time!

[losermilkshake10]

FORGET MUSIC I WANNA DANCE!

[estoy1001]

If you were to frankenstein a perfect MST3K episode, it would include this short, just out of its sheer awfulness and insanity. Invention exchange-Hard Pill to Swallow or Tragic Moments Hummels Joel's Invention-Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies Short-Mr. B Natural Film-"Manos" The Hands of Fate Host Segments: 1 Dysfunctional Popcorn 1 Spacom 3 "I Don't Get You" Ending-Mads get Pizza from Torgo's Of course, this is just a Joel era MST3K...

[dma69nyc]

Why, Joel, why?

[KentuckyKid84]

Does EVERYONE have to play Carnival of Venice?

[tsartodd]

"see, buzz? it's really FUN to be psychotic"

"mr. b., what would YOU know about dignity?!?"

LOL

[DMCrimson]

what would you know about dignity

[kodokanv]

"you listen to him buzz.....or i'll kill you" LMAO

[tsartodd]

"if you get near a song, play it! enough, what is this the flight of the bubblehead?!?"

"we're really really white, we're really really really white ..."

LOL

[22CaliburArmadillo]

THIS TRUMPET IS FLATLINING!

[Prometheus1991]

We're white, we're white, we're really really white

[Adamgontierfan19]

"You know I think Oscar Wilde only wished he was this gay"

Servo: Ladies and gentlemen please accept our sincerest apologies for this please:

[claytonrhuner]

say that guy's got a way with a ballad

[Imasoccorplayer]

"Oh, excuse me sexless man woman!"

hahahaha!!

[kaizer250]

"Don't patronize me ,old man!"

[robaralis]

aw i love mr servo. gumball machine head

[KingCobra582]

I loved Servo's trumpet noise.

And the line, 'See, Buzz, it's really fun to be psychotic!' line cracked me up.

[TeamVentureMember]

"Mom, Dad, tell me you heard thaaaat!"

[Cazz814]

"See Buzz it's really fun to be psychotic."

*She dances*

"Why Joel, why?"

"Mr.B what woudl you know about dignity."

In addition to these Buzz's trumpet playing was  a top-notch comedic moment.

[Nodrog666]

I also love how this video shoehorns the corporate marketing in, lol.

[Nodrog666]

It's fun to be psychotic! LMAO

[Tendoking]

"You listen to him, Buzz." "Or I'll kill you!"

[LyndaHudson]

"She's so perky...kill her!"

[mafiaz187]

IT STINKS!

[Cazz814]

That's gotta be my favorite running joke from my favorite episode.

[mblizzle09]

LMFAO when Servo made that 'Flight of the Bubblehead' trumpet noise in that school dance scene.

[jwxSYB]

Hallo I'd like to ask you some krestions

[lkmetal1977]

You see Buzz, it's fun being psychotic.

[HonoraryMarine]

I like when Tom says: "Hey, Look, it's Satchmo".

[LoveForMe]

"Really really white, we're really really really really whiiiiite! White, we're white, we're really really whiiiite!"

[pphunkwephunk]

that's just plain 'ole funny!!!

[tritiumH3]

"Well, the big clock on the wall says that's all from the Stridex medicated band hour..."

[Dreamsigil]

"I wanna wear leotards and a Peter Pan hat!"

"Mom, Dad, tell me you heard that!"

"Enough! What is this, flight of the Bubble Head??"

"Mr. B Natural is a spritely, lovely, albeit annoying, WOMAN."

But the weirdest part is seeing actual Americans working in factories...these days all that crap is made in developing countries.

[mrfeldman88]

"We want to ask you some questions"

[constanzavictrix]

.." Kill her. "

[d0g69s]

"Forget music! I wanna dance!"

"you missed your last payments, pops..."

[CoolPiemonade]

Mr B., what would you know about dignity?

[thedarkpoets]

"You listen to him Buzz...Or I'll kill you"

lmao...classic mst3k short i love it

[Adamguy2003]

"Um, Mr. B., what would you know about dignity?"

[peettaara]

Mr. B natural.

Breaking into your houses and making them gay since the beginning of time.

[apo18llo]

Now the poor kid grandstands at every opportunity.

If you get near a song, play it.

We're really really really really white.

[imareeses]

haha! "excuse me sex-less man woman"...i was waiting for that lol

[someweirdphrase]

it Was handmade by an old lady. LMAO

[ChildOThe80s]

"Hey if you get near a song play it!"

[ladymelde]

This is by far the creepiest MST3K short... Ever... O_o

*Refrains urge to make off colour trumbone joke*

[SAGEBOT500]

"Young lady, do you find something funny about the word 'tromboner'?"

[ladymelde]

LOL! That's an apt Simpsons reference. ;)

[teeheebutts]

"this trumpet is flatlining!"

[AlANeptune]

"You listen to him, Buzz! Or I'll kill you."

[AlANeptune]

"He said my face was perfectly made for trumpet!"

PEDIFILE!!!!!

[Kingnothing8585]

"Really really white, we're really really really really white, do do do we're really really white"

[KekoaOnorati]

"You know I think Oscar Wilde only wished he were this gay...."

[insanedemonspaz]

Exactly how high were the people who wrote this? And how high were the exces who said 'this is a great idea!'

Man now I want pot.

[dfirest1]

The writing is bad enough! but Mr/mrs B's voice, (whoever the hell approved that should be tied up and left near an active volcano)just makes it that much worse.

Screw the trumpet, get me a sniper rifle!

[sillygrl23]

If no one didn't see the closeted homosexual in this boy than they must be blind.

[JuniorMints93]

"You missed your last payments, Pops."

"Don't patronize me old man!"

"I could use one."

[BrownsnBucks]

As an African American I think this video will suffice as far as my reparations go.

Shame Shame Shame

[bionicsneer]

Mr B. Natural: almost on par with MANOS as proof that there is no god. (I say almost because *nothing* is on par with MANOS.)

[MsPanini95]

Torgo loves you!

[psygyl]

"Mr. B wAnTs YoU bUt He CaN't HaVe YoU.... *I* WaNt YoU!"

[WhoseLineFanXD]

XD nice

[frankierolover4eva]

"Mr. B., what would you know about dignity?"

[hammrocks]

"If you get near a song play IT!"

[S]

"Ladies and gentlemen, please accept our sincerest apologies for ALL of this."