Joe Wong

[gladitsnotme]

Real deep stuff, glad I found out about him!

[owenlovememe]

Don't understand his Chinglish.

[Vietboy1st]

@owenlovememe You are too dumb to understand it. lol.

[bartlisa242]

Russell peters

[MrWatermelonboy]

I love him so much... he is so smart...

[SoleSoulility]

LOL He's like an alien that came to earth to test the waters and see what makes humans laugh.

[hughchan2009]

one of my favorite

[noronahahaha]

he's kind of inspirational. AND REALLY FUCKING FUNNY.

[Gjkl345]

If your an Asian then you know that this is the description of your dad on a stage at night expected to do comedy nervously.

[jjpyae]

@Gjkl345 NO!

[prettyrandomtiff]

lol I'm Canadian and I know who Benjamin Franklin is.

[berryson]

great.

[imaginator]

his comedy is very funny.

[Taijiro]

He sounds like an asian Christopher Walken

[lk113231955]

hi everybody, so, ehh, i'm Irish.

[duptygupty]

very smart comedy haha

[CrazyMarksta]

he's so funny he's cool :)

[kateyaya]

i have a screaming baby and nagging wife im not afraid of dying anymore

[kateyaya]

wow hes hella funny=D

[shinji52]

proud of Joe! he is awesome!!!!

[gkc25]

lol

[m3geoisawesome]

I can't understand a lot of what he is saying...

[chinoichiro]

This looks like the teenage version of KevJumba's dad

[wafeman17]

guy was at my school recently.....he was funny but he didn't do nearly as well as he does here.

[xyan8534828]

wth shame on you

[sunnylyt22]

i understand why the audiance always pause one second then broke out laughing, they're thinking just like me!!! Maybe I need more time to get it than the Americans.

sometimes it's hilarious.........but sometimes i just don't understand......as a chinese

the way he make these jokes is amazing.......like the traditional chinese comedian, many pause in between... but rare to see nowadays in China

[gargeer5]

LMAO WHEN HE'S TRYING TO LEAVE

[zjy3186511]

英语听力不好的悲剧啊...

[zhangjianhu]

@zjy3186511 共勉啊



[TheJKING94]

The awkward silence between jokes are the funniest....lol

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

Love it. Just saw him tonight on Late show and it was funny.

[bluefieldchecker]

hahahah 

[RoadTripWest]

Believe it or not, I was assigned to watch this video for a college class.

[mognite]

@Masterkimtran howbout i smash u.

[dannyisagirlsname]

whaow 50 percent of all marriages end up lasting forever! :'o

[HowYaDoingMon]

Can anyone explain the Nazi ear joke and the year of horse? Dont get that one at all.

[oxcar162]

jhu class of 2015 brought you here

[hieutran42]

@oxcar162 welcome to Hopkins!!

[vietorkorean]

i don't find this funny at all...can anyone explain to me how this is funny? o_O;

[l2q]

the last joke had my dyin

[0dour]

TBH this bombed for me

[arejaybee23]

OMG I literally could watch this forever.

[Iitfatazi]

ＳＨＵＴ　ＵＰ　ＡＮＤ　ＥＮＪＯＹ

╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

[ldominic]

LOVE me some Joe Wong.

[utopiandesign]

Roe vs. Wade: masterpiece!

[Needle13]

89 people don't know who Benjamin Franklin is

[mchchicago78]

nice work joe. looking forward to more

[Microglia1]

ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja (that's how I laugh). None of this he he he shit!

[415Underdog]

88 ppl are deaf, dumb, and blind

[415Underdog]

lol

[Microglia1]

This guy is incredible!

[miamichick305ify]

joe wong so fuckin sexy

[kobesarmy]

brilliant :D

[albertdp]

HILARIOUS!!! GENIUS!!!

[KingDcome11]

This is comedy unlike these so called comedians who must curse at least 100 times to make people laugh

[scorchoman]

His jokes are HILARIOUS, but I'd say his real genius lies in his on-stage persona and the delivery of his jokes.

[RezAIIDay]

Hi im an artist from the uk ive made hot! material 4 2011 and i wud appreciate if u took a couple min n stopped by on my channel to hear me out "its the kingpin"

[KatStapic]

LOL 50% OF ALL MARRIAGES END UP LASTING FOREVER! HILARIOUS!!

[zhengguoguangxi]

很有才华的人 他还有更多的才华没有被挖掘



[MerryBathCelestial]

absolutely hilarious! awesome!

[dickbuckass]

take a bow dammit!!!!!

[MusicMan3894]

from 5:26 onwards it is so awkward..

[Rvlbaheuitvbs]

"Nobody took a bite out of this peach when it was ripe." Haha...

[woodchuckcider1]

the parallel parking joke was genius!

[aa88952000]

The ugly American looked that the Chinese is a clown

[EZA757]

for some odddd reason, I keep thinking it's Christopher Walken talking lol.

[wraith985]

he reminds me of a fobby mitch hedberg with the one-liner style.

hilarious.

[karlito5757]

row vs wade...two ways of coming to the united states LMAO at first i thought the joke had to relate somewhat to abortion, then it struck me. LMAO again...This guy is too smart.

[ReFleXFnatic]

Yeah repping masssachuussetts yeah sooon

[mikegq97]

LMAO.... Natural...

[tallhomie345]

lmfao 5 stars*

[tnus3]

He's the rare guy that you laugh at and with at the same time.

[smodeLL]

he is so awkward

[xSherbertx]

uıɐƃɐ ʎɐqǝ ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ƃuıʎnq ɹǝʌǝu ɯɐ ı

[karlito5757]

@xSherbertx LMAO dude how you do that?

[digivice553]

I think he is really funny, just his humor is really different than most other comedies, its really short and most of the humor comes from his style and how he tells his jokes. I also find it really funny that he looks foby I think it adds to his act and makes it funnier.

[ItsMTTTTT]

i dont get his jokes + im asian

[stanley599gtb]

@ItsMTTTTT Probably you are not Chinese. And that makes whole lot different.

[masaruex]

@stanley599gtb HE is

[TwigDjango]

He's so fucking funny.

[lexyzimus]

It's typical Chinese style of telling american jokes. Love it :)

[nothingfluffed]

I respect Joe more than most asian-american comics who speak English as their ONLY language but have to resort shallow gimmicks or mimicking their fob parents in a stupid and completely INACCURATE accent to get a cheap laugh. Those are the real disgraces who are insecure about their race. On the other hand, Joe's jokes had great timing and he's able to communicate to the audience his own impressions of Western culture. However...that handshake bit at the end kind of made me cringe.

[up5ive]

Great jokes! But yeah I also hate how he needs to dumb-down to tell his jokes.

[famisto]

@nb3bulous its his punchline "and I...didn't notice it for two years!!' so basically he's saying that the bumper sticker did not serve its purpose and plain dumb. Its the irony how the bumper sticker is read in English telling immigrants to go home yet immigrants don't usually know the English language.

[fmui]

@n3bulous - im guessing the bumper sticker that said "if u dont speak english, go home" refers to him, since he's an immigrant and people stereotype immigrants as not being able to speak english. And going home would be going back to their home country. I dont know if that helps, that's just what i got from it.

[sunp]

ironically his IQ is probably higher than any of ours. phd in molecular biology from rice...

[iludmik]

disgrace to asians.

[bratyboo101]

@iludmik how?

[iludmik]

@bratyboo101 - just being a puppet to the white man in the media. Getting paid to play a asian sterotype which white kids all believe in no matter what the race is.

Fck white ppl.

[Artisn]

@iludmik

What hate tree dropped you down 40 feet? Joe wong has been working at his trade for years, and for a long time trying to even scrape by and get 15 minutes at clubs. He's stayed true to his sense of humor, and is himself on stage. Sorry he looks and talks like how you perceive a stereotype of an Asian person. Turns out it's you being a spiteful, hatefilled cunt who has anger displacement towards white people.

Sorry he got a break and was on a talk show. Fucking whitey.

[iMPERiOUS]

@iludmik you're retarded. you're one of those bandwagon sheep that calls everything that looks like a stereotype, a stereotype.

he's an immigrant, but he is FAR from the stereotype with his profession, his humor, and his intelligence.

he may have an accent, but he is far from playing the stereotype. you on the other hand, are playing a whiny self-righteous asian american kid, but far from the "all asians are smar," stereotype, because you truly disproved that one with your various comments.

[n3bulous]

can someone explain the bumper sticker joke? it's going completely over my head.

[tuanmytran]

yah, what its means was its ironic that he have that sticker on his car for 2 years but he did not understand what it's meaning...hahahhahaha until he's understand english.

[n3bulous]

@tuanmytran Well damn, I get it now, 7 months later LOL, thanks.

[badpick]

ahhahahahahaha

[holyshipballs]

you can totally tell his jokes are extremely intellectual and well thought out because the audience needs a few seconds to think about it before responding. Soooooo funny!!!!

[capta1n0bv1u5]

iM asian but this guy sucks. too bad he has to dumb his act down for americans to be entertained.

[knight0748]

This guy delivers Christopher Walken style of awkward pauses and expressions and intelligent and detailed jokes like Jerry Seinfield.

[jali0874]

seriously how can people dislike this??

[SomeDeadMan]

Meh.

[lastofmykind8]

he must hold his son like a sandwitch

[peapoo3]

I love that "if you don't speak english, go home". It took me some time to understand the irony it implies. If people don't know english, how can they understand what the line is saying, so literally it's equivalent to mean nothing.

[FredyTheFilipino]

@peapoo3 took me a while too

[ChineseChik525]

"who's benjamin franklin? ahh..the reason our convenience store gets robbed? what's the second amendment? ahh....the reason our convenience store gets robbed?"

LOL this will forever by my favorite line XD

[EDsIXXI]

>:O 81 people are american idiots

[Kanoki989]

@EDsIXXI The comedian is American, I guess he's an idiot too.... >.> Moron

[AlexFedlu]

If u don't speak English,go home!

[MrKillien]

i love that he totally dissed dave in the end.

[sunshinemoons]

水平太高。so funny.

[milindnjoshi]

he is so funnny!!!!!!!!!1

[ktang1234]

I dont understand his accent though iam a Chinese

[daart1234]

Christopher Walken would be proud.

[ytfmichaelxu]

WTF. This isn't funny.

[ferheinz]

"Nobody took a bite out of this peach when it was ripe". Classic!

[antirealm]

i always thought it was that clash song woot

[midnightblackfire]

it cracks me up because the chinese don't understand why he's funny.

[KarenLFranklin]

I am a decendant of Ben Franklin

[MonsieurDecent]

Joe Wong is so funny! He's great!

0:40 Indeed, the traditional Chinese recommend Moderation in everything in life, including Sex; for exmaple: they believe in the following concept: "early use, early expiration; late use, late expiration; more use, quicker expiration; less use, slower expiration (早用早廢；晚用晚廢；多用快廢；少用慢廢)." So I asked on behalf of all the celibates and the unlucky in the world: Is it true that "no use, no expiration (不用不廢)?"

[cunyalen]

@MonsieurDecent LOL, that is a general guideline. Everything has a natual life span with an aging process. So the present value of a thing would be something like, y = (y0-a*x^2)*exp(-bx), where y0 is initial value, a is aging rate, b is use rate, x is time.

[shaoyuri]

he really knows his American culture to make such good jokes - (because some of which i don't know due to me not being american) lol

[shaoyuri]

AMAZING - his son's already US citizen LOL

[Direngrey1337]

Aw~ He's so cute~

[vincentlee3434]

Really, I don't find it funny. Russel Peters is much much better

[wyteninja]

@vincentlee3434

Russel peters sucks terribly!

[ToyotomiHideyoshi198]

Implicit explanations to audience with culture difference:　1. Ben Franklin's picture is on the US $100 bill.　2. Second Amendment refers to the US Constitution for the right to keep and bear arms.　

[Vietboy1st]

@ToyotomiHideyoshi198 I love second armendment lol.. what gun do you own ?

[bringingyouthetruth1]

Joe a beast. He get a lot of p*ssy.

[lmliuhan]

i can not understand why " i am irish " so funny yet, could anyone tell me?

[matacoz]

@lmliuhan Most Irish people don't look and most REALLY don't sound like that, lol.

[slappydooda]

@lmliuhan

It's funny (kind of) because he is quite obviously not Irish. Just like some white comedians periodically say that they're black. This guy is as Chinese as possible, so that's the joke.

[killere2009]

@lmliuhan I guess he doesn't look like a Irish physically

[haoneng]

he is a PHD

[desertfox1792]

"Whats the second admendment?" "AHHH" lol

[chineseal]

This guy is amazing!!

[georgieonfire]

Lol genius. i love this guy

[warrenmusic]

Roe v. Wade... HILARIOUS

[BreatheCreativity]

Who is Benjamin Franklin? The reason why our convenience stores get robbed.

[VentBoy311]

the kid was rased by a comedien

[Spirits1234]

Can someone please explain the parallel parking part?

[imyourfather101]

@Spirits1234 haha i've seen it sometimes, happens more often near young people mostly on college campuses or downtown areas) where someone is really bad at parallel parking and after a while you get a crowd of people watching that person park. Every time they mess up everyone goes "aww they almost had it" and when they finally get it, everyone is cheering and clapping. So it really is like a sport XD

[Spirits1234]

@imyourfather101

Ah thanks I get it now :p!

[heilong79]

Sounds like Christopher Walkin.

[NoirFan01]

Those long pauses between lines are amazing. It takes a lot of guts to wait like that to deliver punchlines. It can create even more laughs or impatience.

[stokes288]

lol typical chinese... does his thing and just wants to get the hell off the stage

[NoirFan01]

His delivery is kind of like Christopher Walken.

[bobbib21]

@NoirFan01

You just blew my mind.

[coolcoolman123]

"I red that a man reached their" what?? What's he saying

[NoirFan01]

@coolcoolman123 A man reaches his sexual peak at 18. But, he didn't know this until he was 25. So, the world missed out on knowing what a stud he was. No one took a bite of this peach while it was ripe.

[nyf1124]

@coolcoolman123 sexual peaks

[neonatalpenguin]

Why are the band playing Straight To Hell by The Clash? Is it significant?

[laurierchick11]

bumper stickers haha!

[jessicaaudate]

That marriage joke is hilarious!

[BlasianQT101]

I think its just me but i dont find this funny... at all and dont ever compare him to woody allen

[122bzhao]

@BlasianQT101 cuz you don't have a good sense of humor, your boring

[akaCru]

@BlasianQT101 you have demons in your soul.

[pnklmonade127]

his comedy reminds me of woody allen

[liberalguy123]

haha, he's adorable!

[CStarz212]

i can't understand him.

[JahaysusKahrist]

@CStarz212 You have no business being on the internet

[CStarz212]

@JahaysusKahrist why don't you mind your own business. jerk off!

[JahaysusKahrist]

@CStarz212 Nope I'd rather point out how stupid you are if you can't understand this man's routine, he probably speaks better english than you, I actually think as evidenced by your reply to me that you lack any sense of humor and are a pretentious full on fuck twit who's angry at the world. You should suck an exhaust pipe if not your daddy's cock, which no doubt you've had tons of practice

[CStarz212]

@JahaysusKahrist i think you have just displayed to the entire world what a complete immature idiot you really are. you really should just mind your own fucking business and maybe think about getting a life rather than worry about this.

[JahaysusKahrist]

@CStarz212 I got a life, it's to annoy the fuck out of humorless idiots who can't fathom the simplest of jokes. I think perhaps your mother punctured your brain with a clothes hanger when she tried to abort you, now get off the internets before you trigger another amber alert you festering scrotum scab

[CStarz212]

@JahaysusKahrist wait, it just occured to me that you are sucking this guy's cock. sorry if i offended you and your lover.

[JahaysusKahrist]

@CStarz212 Your failed attempt at humor and yes it was very poor as you borrowed the juxt of it from me, makes for a resounding argument that eugenics may be necessary to keep the world from being plagued by humorless douche bags such as yourself. Please take a handful of RU-486 and wash them down with some bleach. Back to the bog of eternal suck you internet garden slug. You'll never be as funny as most people with down's syndrome