Cooking Tips : How to Slice Watermelons

[ilovesquisies1]

I Don't Know How I Got Here I was watching RRcherrypie

[NusquamAcNihilum]

This was made for Americans.

[kalyan238]

That caught me off guard.

[tlselrkd]

Why did you peel off a watermelon skin? You should mention why you did it.

[MrFaizan96]

HOW AM I GOING TO PEEL A WATERMELON?????

[blubee1789]

boring...............

[Manakin09]

Who the hell peals a mellon befor cutting it up WTH

[TheItalianchamp]

its more fun with a hammer...

[davyoa]

Wow.... What's after?

[311PICASSO410]

Lmao!!! Hahahha!! Really?

[XxJingisxX]

Still waiting for part two...How to eat a watermelon

[311PICASSO410]

@XxJingisxX hahah!

[XxJingisxX]

Ahahahahaha

[octavianjuravle]

waiting for part 2;how to eat watermelon.

[Jiv3ly]

yammy

[llorttaf]

I'm still not too sure what to do. Did you use the sharp edge of the knife or the blunt edge?

[niteshmohite]

where are the seeds ??? please dont tell me watermelons are seedless unless they are genetically engineered ..

[MrBananaMask]

Thumbs up if you think podivan22 is an American.

[27headshot]

FAIL

[loke177]

and next, how to breath fire

[madison1801]

 thats kind of ovious

[Xittin]

Thats freakin great

[megotvtec]

@nalihD  with a knife i'm bettin

[megotvtec]

how the hell did you get the outer green stuff off?

[bslap3]

theres obviously more than 1 part to this video

[JJaaPPaaSSee]

HELP, I sliced my watermelion, but now I don't know how to eat it??!!?!?!?!

[Steviedatv]

lol imagine someone trying to peel the watermelon with bare hands

[hunny2646]

LOL !!



[5trpl0xer]

why cut it? EAT IT STRAIGHT!!

[isocrate27]

Are there any other options ?

[Iceballoon20]

Guys guys eazy .... This video is intended for americans so please show some respect they cant help it 

[harrisontan]

Lol i came here expecting a revolutionary technique that could somehow enhance my water melon slicing experience and i got.... common sense.

[satsumamoon]

Hahahahaha!

[coockieman1]

"You can make 'em as big, or as small as you would like." Really? I didn't know that...

[PinkSlushie21]

Ohh WOW... That's It?? O.o

[anejchy]

MAGICS!

[cantfiteveryheart]

in the wilderness, i find a watermelon, it is ripe, but i have no knife, what do?

[Autarii]

You forget something like ..... HOW TO EAT A WATERMELON!! ô.O pls make a "how to"

[epicfailnou]

So... that happened.

[Xjr5rjX]

And that is how you slice watermelon..... up next, we teach you to hold a spoon.

[PharaoRamsesII]

What I like about this video is:

The sound of the knife cutting through the melon! It is kind of cool!

[BearZzZz1]

is this kind of a joke?

cuz i totally get it

[ivancristianCu]

i lost my self i cant find the door

[ivancristianCu]

can enywone tell me how to eat a watermelon :)

[maxproxyDotTK]

PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO ON HOW TO PEEL A BANANA!

[chaincells]

Typical American.

[ztClown]

Most useless video ever?

[linmc3573]

WOOOH sloww down im having trouble buying the water melon difficulty: advanced

[Biobliter]

I thought you're cutting meat cause of the thumbnail.

[WINDOWS7TACHTALK2]

nice now how can i close my computer???i dont know how 

[angimomma]

how to cut a watermelon:get a knife and cut...

[ngradrian]

well its better here cuz rotten videos are TOTALY CREEPYO_o

[134679salomelau]

here is a much easier way.

1. get a watermelon

2. wash it and cut it in half

3. spoon out the red goop

WAS IT REALLY THAT HARD?!

[FlySoloxD]

now show us how to open a door (:

[llDodger]

-.-



[ngradrian]

why you guys all dislike?

[svdm83]

@ngradrian

Because this video is totally useless?

[gsvkck]

When you dislike out number the likes by a 10:1 ratio, its time to pull the video.

[kevio180]

Really??? why did you peel a watermelon??? What is wrong with just cut and eating it???

[craftwarrior4ever]

now my life has changed!

[Paggee]

LOL

[PonyRiderXx]

Mmmm watermelon :D 

[ShineLoveLightShine]

How did you peel it??!

[jeeen8]

so much hate. there are actually people there that may not have had the intuition to know how to slice a watermelon if they'd never seen anyone do it before.

[ArchangelChi]

You've got to be kidding!!!! I expected at the very least some pointers on the best to cut the watermelon to minimize seeds or something like that

Where's the "how to slice bread" video??

[acokekic]

How genius......

[AlChaseOfficial]

how does this have 74 thousand views? is there really that many people out there who don't know how to cut a watermelon? I always feel that I should be in black and white video with a strange man voice over asking me "am i tried of cutting watermelon the "old fashion way?"

[megamanex888]

I cut my watermelon in half and eat it with a spoon.

[Fredepade]

@megamanex888 proud?

[megamanex888]

@Fredepade Very.

[ShineLoveLightShine]

@megamanex888 I'm with you, just getting straight to the point!

[AlenaziCompany]

I need another course on that?...... side way cut .....

[haakca]

It's hard, you've got to pay attention.

[podivan22]

Hey, stop hatin'. We all know that US people need instructions on how to do complicated things like this.

[hunterofall]

@podivan22

Not, not everyone in the US, just the ones in Alabama =P

[sailorsolidersfan1]

@podivan22 WE AMERICANS ARE NOT STUPID!!!!!!

[nickiandana]

I clicked this to laugh at the Top Comments,..

[Chadbug13]

haha i love the top thumbs up comments

[meuonthdancefloor]

we wouldnt even be looking this up if we were all quipped with a peeled one -.-"

[Shialuk]

@MadGunnerMan lol ikr



[finnsgleekgirl]

can you teach me how to hold a pencil next? cause i seem to be having an issue with that

[mizcutiepielivzi]

OMG thanks, i really didnt know how to approach a watermelon...!

[CarlaSampa]

The most "dislike" videos should be deleted by Youtube in order to avoid more people wast time

[eitan45671]

This is great!!

Thank you!

[flashlight067]

THis woman thinks that the internet is full of idiots...

[jezreelg]

Holy hell, I was using a chain saw; thanks cooking guide. I thought this was going to be informative, such as: How to get the peel off quickly and efficiently....

[masterflex300]

Oh my god all these time I was using a chop stick to chop my watermelon, thanks to this video I now know how to slice a watermelon finally. Thank you, thank you dear lady.

[dreameratw1]

@masterflex300 hahaha +1

[saxmajor71]

Oh thank god! I have been waiting my entire life to discover this secret. I had been throwing a swiss army knife at a watermelon 20 feet away.

[zeyadws]

Rocket science.

[Shialuk]

i just cut it in half and eat it with a spoon....

[mariobrosfan01]

@juanitasbluedonkey she has a video on how to cut it. I believe its called how to clean your watermelon.

[Ligitrshacks]

you have man hands

[juanitasbluedonkey]

this may be the worst thing i've ever seen on the internet. i'm completely offended.

[pacanas9999]

92 people have their own opinion on how to slice watermelon...

[MsLisaFull]

45,519 people are either really stupid, or really bored...

[BALLBREKA]

With a watermelon peeler of course!!! DUH!!!!

[N1tr0bunny]

i cant believe i actually watched that

[ruptip]

dumbest video ever. cheers!!!!

[heid57]

ok i can cut my watermelon now, but i want to eat it.

how should i go about doing that?

[relussier]

"I'm going to start with a peeled watermelon..." THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO SEE YOU DO!!!! DAAAH!

[d00derman]

I saw her previous video "How to make a cake". She just took it out of the oven and sliced it up.

[BIGSEXY21O]

ohhh u use a knife... thats how its done... i always wonder how they do it :\

[jjoohhnnnnyybb]

these are just retarded. so basically this video is for people that have already PEELED their melon but dont know how to cut it. that was the worst waste of time ever. I can never get that time back.

[atlastpeace]

Great she sliced off the outer part...

[ahsuknat]

next tutorial "How to eat it"

[3dogsdead]

now how do you eat it ?? lol

[tubestick00]

i just got dumber. you robbed me of braincells. dumbest video ever!!

[orszaghaza]

Can you please show us how to cut an apple, too?

[cbeanie13]

how the hell are you gonna peel a watermelon!!!!!!??????? O.O

[zzzspawn]

Definition of wasting time.. I just discovered it!

[Inszz]

the comments on the last 3 pages were so worth it.

[easypineapple]

Thanks. Where should I get right now a fresh water melon ?

[bboybram]

Slice a watermelon in 2 and get yourself a spoon.

Enjoy

[TheKorprate]

ಠ_ಠ

How did i get from vodka skittles to HERE?!

[MrsArdyia]

ok now did everybody get that?

[oldb1tch]

did u realy made 1386 videos lick that?

[candido2101]

learn how use the knife

[kill3rcat]

...but i dont feel like eating watermelon right nao

[Joecarnthief]

Is it weird that I find this sexy?

[claire0rockz]

Who wants a watermelon looking like that?

[iPurgolder]

can you show me how to eat watermelons too? because I dont know how

[mrpoedda]

so basically....you want to tell us in your videos that slicing vegetables is difficult?

I mean all the time you repeat: "How to slice vegetable x:

First Slice! You can make your slices as thick or thin as you want!

And that's how to slice vegetable x's"

I think you should look for some hobbies instead of uploading senseless stuff to the internet.

[dragonongkh]

Can you teach me how to put cereal into a bowl and put milk on it? thanks :)

[zjoseph]

I just want to show off my dark chef jacket. I'm doing a better job here than slicing the mozzarella cheese with a fake smile.

[quiche992]

are there really people this stupid in the world

[arpukar]

is this new rick roll'd? cause i feel dirty and shame -_-;

[rube1995]

Pause at 0:01 -_-

[Samiesmiles9]

omg i didnt know it was supposed to be sliced i thought you were supposed to carve it and then throw a candle in it and them eat it for halloween!

[namnhan2003]

so stupid....

[Cookieanddough]

why did i just watch that.

[tkto13]

Wait. I'm lost! How did she get to step 1. Why is it pink? Don't they come green. Oh, I give up. this is too complicated!!!!

[farfooshah1]

looks good !

[Etimos]

... Ok, wait, so... Why is the watermelon peeled? Why are you starting with a PEELED watermelon? Doesnt the peeling of the watermelon seem like a good place to start this little video? Why are these videos all thirty seconds long? Does your brain need to be cooled with water every thirty seconds to keep it from overheating? STEP ONE, PEEL THE WATERMELON, dont start with one that's already peeled and just assume everyone already did that step! After the peeling, what else is there to figure out?!

[moscowremix]

who the hell peels a watermelon

[Mafiadaughter]

Who peels watermelons like that....

[sk8gr84eva]

i like how she pushes it at the end 2 make it look cool

[cuteboyishlips]

who the HELL cuts a watermelon like that?

[TrumpetRed114]

lol?



[Mazinager]

Maybe next time she'll tell us, how to remove the seeds. That would be nice. :D

[GnLReviews]

WOW I Would have NEVER figured that one out!

Maybe Next Week We Can Learn Colours???

[irontruck]

I like this woman but this was one dumb video... I was hoping for some fancy blade work =P anti-climax FTW!

[ThePePe1106]

I feel more worthless than i did 38 sec. ago

[Musicposter4you]

0.o I didn't know that! Who the hell doesn't know how to cut a watermelon?

[badjer1785]

ok... then what. finish the product

[noiui]

how the hell did you peel it???? duh?? how stupid is this? duh.

[pratik6792]

Could you show me how to hold the knife first....!!!! :-P :-P

[fairplay9449]

i take that back lol there another vid how she cut it :P

[fairplay9449]

she tried xd

[Sonictunic]

Nooo waiii!!!

[incub8]

Next, please show me how to turn a doorknob.

[Faygo069]

omg.this was the easiest thing you could videotape. if anything you should have shown the part where you had to cut the rind off. what you did was so simple, a baby could do it.

[F20Btran]

how do peel a watermelon?

[darkroge]

@F20Btran watch this video: Cooking Tips : How to Clean Watermelons

[Shabitapii]

Is this video was a joke o_O

[laroro1]

so there is subtiles in this vid did you make them???

[FightFlood]

I can't believed I watched that.

[Aleksandar998]

@FightFlood Same here!!!

[gadzookie2]

Too bad she's not using a sharp knife lol.

[Cr4ck4lack]

i just got one question... : are u eating that all alone? :D