Crazy Emails!

[thaiscare]

I 'dislike very strongly' how she makes us sound I would like for the youtube community to know that we are not all illiterate people just because we believe in Christ does not mean we subscribe to the belief that the world is flat

that said, major respect Dan I actually never knew about the author, well his name, until after I googled you

[moony9013]

"hail satan " bahahahaha

[xxxkev9]

Both Dan Browns are absolutely awesome

[AJTheAverageGamer]

I was eating cereal while wathing this and I most choked when he said "hail satan, Dan Brown." One of your best videos Dan.

[SuperGluby]

i laughed my ass off when he said hail satan

[pato96mas]

facepalm



[kpatthethird]

I laughed and laughed through this video.

[SokoloveUniversity]

If you think Jesus was a brilliant man/philosopher/etc and don't believe what he said then you must think He is a liar. He claimed to be the son of God and thought it was not robbery to say so. I use a motorola xoom so I think you'll not stumble on my English, of course I'm writing this from my iMac so it may balance out...

[xihakuix]

does this mean people with ipads don't understand how to use proper grammar?

[ZapThePancakes]

One of the more recent funny videos. :3

[Kabhaq]

dan brown. Y U SAY I THINK HE WAS ONE OF MOST BRILLIANT MINDS?

[LAWLoROFL]

for the first year i watched your video i actually thought you were the author dan brown *facepalm*

[Sprinkles7769]

That's pretty damb funny......... : )

[PossumCuber]

I think hail satan might be my new signature on emails

[cballet315]

lol oh lisa, fail more PLEASE! tell us if she responds again i would love to lol

[thoosequa]

I really dislike how your videos went from ~60,000 views down to like ~15,000

[AddictedToOwls]

Wow "Lisa" has bad grammar!

[FREAKout59]

hahahahaha

this is awesome

[qwertyuiopcru]

"....and it was sent from her iPad."

LOLOLOLOLOL

[LKBM]

"But I wasn't a very good writer."

Unlike the other Dan Brown?

[MegaAshification]

omg i love this one ITS MY FAVOURITE VLOG EVER by dan...raping replay button currently

[himynameispuky]

Please fill your wall with crap... it looks empty :(

[imrorykelly]

"oh and this was sent from her iPad" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! brilliant!

[tiagom135]

ignorant theists.

[TheCubeSkater]

Just love it when people think you are the author :)

[kilderstret]

@Ace4929 Can't tell if trolling or just stupid...

[theblissfulchaos]

I really want to set my email signature to 'hail satan' now

[shoes8595]

On behalf of intelligent Christians I apologize..... also HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW GIRL GET PRAGNAT?

[theoneunevaknu]

I really hope English was not her first language

[WolfCry8]

I don't know what's funnier the email or the grammar! XD

[AKHalex]

Even Australia New Zealand all world knows it they say it!

[Ace4929]

bah. i facepalm whenever i see a dumb cristian like that, you know, the kind that makes the rest of us cristians look stupid and gives flame ammo to atheist flamers

[flapjackattack4]

lawlllll

[sign333b]

hail satan :)))))))))) genius.

[nicciweasley]

Oh, wow.

[iwillloseification]

What happened to your rubiks cube vids

[TenorCG]

k...

[beralder9]

I think Dan got heavily trolled here.

still the video was amazing and extremely fun

[adamboudnik]

So, first SOPA and PIPA and now ACTA. Is it just another way to censor internet? Can you explain us and share your opinion?

[StevenJosephHorton]

all I could think is

how is babby born?. girl get pregnant?.

[0oZzZzZo0]

=))) i laughed soooo much

[babinator12]

Ahh, you no say Jesus what you say. How could this ever happen with you as it????

Sincerely,

Lisa

[thisislisajohnson]

I'm Lisa, and I'm ashamed to share a name with that Lisa.

[CleansWithRag]

@thisislisajohnson

Dan said "Let's call her 'Lisa'". This means he may or may not know her real name, and he probably picked a name at random.

[thisislisajohnson]

@CleansWithRag Really? I had no clue that's how it worked :D

Thanks for clearing that up :)

[toast339]

HAIL SATAN!!

[Xeudonym]

Ahhh.. Illiterate Americans, what would we do without you and auto correct.

[LinkinParkRJZ]

@Xeudonym English is obviously not Lisa's native language.

[trevorizbrian]

@Jaredellick I'm just messin' around man, they have their beliefs , and I have mine, I don't hate them or anything, but I grew up in the bible belt where if weren't a christian you were shunned, so that is my opinion, my opinion shouldn't change anyone's beliefs. If it does they aren't truly a christian, now are they? The type of person or humor I share shouldn't be taken seriously man. (:

[Ybarchov21]

Dan Brown I keep sending you letters but it seems to me that you aren't listening to what I say. I elected you as my Missouri Senator and I want you to listen up!

[Jaredsellick]

Are you still with Revision 3?

[trevorizbrian]

Christans go so crazy... they no no how to respond to opinion.

[Jaredsellick]

@trevorizbrian I don't think it's fair to make a judgment on an entire group of people based on the opinions of one person

[eaturfeet653]

my life is a lie!

[TheFargoh]

I like your channel and all, but I'm not big on how you made fun of that person by mocking them. If you were foreign I'm sure that you'd not appreciate anything like that.

[legoboy854]

my names Dan too!

[littlelan2]

I'm definitely not an English major, but my head hurt a lot after listening to Dan read that message.

[HarveyGrass]

mr. brown u r de BOMB.

[amadshadow]

lol

[SuperMegaOtaku91]

Do you kow I really loved this video? Mhooooo!

[brittanylettieri2]

Magdene? MAGDENE?

[Sayuyagami1001]

I think this one went through google translate.

[DrummingDemon94]

WOW rofl that's hilarious. xD

[E1337N3SS]

I SHIT YOU NOT.

I actually got a recommendation from my english teacher today. She wanted me to look up Dan Brown's works.

I went to your channel to ask if you were the author, but decided to watch this video first.

The irony hurts so good!

[TheAnimusification]

@E1337N3SS Not irony, coincidence. Don't get the two confused, please. I'm so tired of it. I am also literally tired. Maybe that's why. But seriously, irony and coincidence are two very different things. Goodnight.

[E1337N3SS]

@TheAnimusification I can't tell if you're just trying to get a point across or trying to be a nit-picking ass, but I really will take your advice.

[TheAnimusification]

@E1337N3SS I'm just annoyed that people keep getting this wrong is all, I'm not trying to be an ass.

[sontek]

Hey, Can you figure out how to allow us to unsubscribe from activity this channel has? I want to be notified when you post a video but I don't want to see what you are liking are commenting. If you look at the sxephil channel he has done that.

Thanks!

[kizzaht]

Holy shit - they have a picture of jesus and another picture of mary magdalene in the australian newspaper??? GOD MUST BE REAL!

[MRSketch09]

"Hail Satan" That cracked me up. I had tears in my eyes from laughter. 

[WhisperwindPancake]

I just wanted to leave a little comment. I like how you always handle issues seriously, and actually make an educated statement. It shows that you have respect for opinions, and don't just pick sides without seriously considering it first. I have disagreed with a few things you've said, but I can understand completely. I don't mind because I know you have good intentions.

~Pancake

[PeanutButterandJosie]

haha Dan, you are so amazing this definitely made my day so much better :) The hail Satan part was probably my favorite line.

[LolitaMojita]

At least none of us are named Hitler.

i hope

[ilightbite]

haha

[Vacmachine]

Obvious troll.....

[PowersCast]

You think being Dan Brown is bad. Try being Austin Powers.........

[DondeEstaVee]

@PowersCast HAHA, Is your name really Austin Powers!!! Thats....Groovy baby :P

[ZombieDFTBA]

this was one of the best dan vlogs

i lold so hard at hail satan

please do inform as if this emailing session goes on

[markec123456]

@Tattas999 no lol

[ggonzale69]

kow

[93cian]

I actually confused Dan with the author the first time I heard of the video series.

[msccamberr]

Hail Satan.

[TheRealOSITO4U]

BTW For those of you that don't know what he meant by "sent from an iPad" he meant these mobile device can fuck up what you were trying to say

[Spinobreaker]

my brain burns with her emails...

As for Australia, we are mostly atheist now, almost as many atheist as there is, christains...

just a random note...

[TheBKchannel]

@Spinobreaker Really? The last census had 64% of the population identifying themselves as Christian. Whilst I do agree Australia is becoming ever secular, I don't think we're at the point of being an Atheist majority country.

Just a random reply note...

[blackosw22]

ahhh i love low grammar e-mails XD

[NurseMods]

You were 8 years old in 98? god damn, you just made me feel old as hell.

[vader12344321]

I tried to flag for being too funny, but it wouldn't let me :(

[vader12344321]

Omg damn thumbs up restricting this it sucks magadene! Haha

[TheBKchannel]

I once quoted Dan Brown (Our beloved Pogobat)'s famous Sex video in a religion essay.

My religion teacher was infuriated thinking that I had the audacity to quote an enemy of the Church (Angels & Demons Dan Brown).

It took a long explanation for him to realize it was another Dan Brown.

Worth it.

[allblue88]

@TheBKchannel your religion teacher sound like an idiot... a highly religious idiot. sry to say .)

[neeeeves]

I'd unsubscribe to author Dan Brown if I found out he wasn't YOU.

...that sentence makes so little sense.

[hersheygarrett]

Dan I love your books but they're a little difficult to color in!

[MangarFruit97]

@hersheygarrett WHYYY CAN I ONLY GIVE THIS ONE THUMBS UP

[hersheygarrett]

@MangarFruit97 BECAUSE OF REASONS

[mikedelgado8888]

I'm a Rationalist

[friendsivemade]

Oh my god... My history teacher showed our class your presidents video and I yelled out "OMG ITS DAN BROWN!!1!!!! -not the author."

[DiscoBear12]

Lmao i no understand grammer hers in email....what fuck the?

[allblue88]

@DiscoBear12 nice try at re-acting the grammar used in the email, but sadly i can see that you did not succed. your grammar is actually understandable, while the grammar in the email was not xD

[TheAwesomekman]

Lol religion

[EightTobiins]

my advertisement is in french.

[neeeeves]

@EightTobiins MINE TOO D:

Oh wait, I live in France.

[southpawakros]

Wait so your not dan brown? D:!!

[ilovclips]

pawn B7 to B6

[butterflijlo]

Not the writer?!? *unsubscribe*

JK, that exchange of emails made my day. lol :)

[LegacyD3stroyer]

I wonder if the other Dan Brown gets letters that were meant for you

[MrAlexIsWeird]

LOL once i looked up Dan Brown on wikepedia and was quite confused when it said that he was an author. But i figured it out :D

[JudsonRadio]

This was hilarious! Also, yes, quite possibly a troll.

[Rulerofwax24]

When I saw this title a few hours ago (before I had the chance to watch) I thought that it might have to do with another one of your perils of being named Dan Brown along with the author, but then I thought probably not. So I was right at first!

[Wrappedinhair]

Okey, first of, I support both Lisa and Dan in this case (except the Hail Saitan part) witch in turn means that I don't support either. My point is that I get why "Lisa" was pissed, 'cause I think I would be to, if I were religious. And it's nice of Dan to try to say sorry to people he might have pissed of, but reading the email... Well he kinda did a joke out of it. And that's not very nice. That was all I had to say. Yeah. So. Err... Voldemort for president? No..? Too soon?

[DaTux91]

Haha, I never even realised that you and Dan Brown are both Dan Brown. :P But yeah, it's always nice when people provide some sort of context when they say something XD

[schneibgamer1]

HAHA!

[BrooKeLauRenD]

That Hail satan part really made me chuckle lol

[raachelelizabethh]

@MadeofAwesome4ever *write

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@raachelelizabethh That was a 100% accidental misuse (really mistyping, because if I spoke it, it would sound the same as "write") of the word "right" for "write", not an ignorant one; I certainly know the difference. "Lisa" however, might not. I suppose I just typed quickly and forgot to use the right word.

[raachelelizabethh]

@MadeofAwesome4ever Considering your previous response was eloquent, I figured it was. Just being a smart ass, sorry.

[gdwatcher]

Hail Satan!! lololololol

Continue the confusion and write a book. You don't have to publish it. But you can always refer to your book in your videos.. that would be funny lol. I wonder how many people really think you are the aurthor....

[PinkVomit1998]

Hail Satan

[Thatkid69able]

bahahah lololling so hard!!!

[JMMathieson]

wait, you're not the author dan brown!? meh, i dont like books, :P. oh sorry i meant "wait, you no book writer dan brown, meh me not book like......."

[JPan186]

Is Lisa illiterate?

[AppleiPadFan]

HAHAHAHA Hail Satan! xD omg

[pogolaugh]

wait... your not dan brown the author... UNSUBSCRIBED!!!!

[Counterinfluence]

That girl speling and gramer be very funny hilarious.

[DAmicoJohnny]

Is that the guy who wrote The Davinci Code?

[phoamsw0rd13]

@DAmicoJohnny yes, that is some other random guy named dan brown

[skittles1800]

People are weird.

[wiblywoblytimeywimey]

even Australia and New Zealand?

I'm a kiwi and i would just like to clear something up, it is not amazing that NZ is just like every other western country, we have books and christians.

And while we're on the topic we don't have a bridge connecting ourselves to Autralia, we speak english and having running water. And the US news that reported that 'entire villages were flooded' due to the Christchurch quake was grossly mistaken we live in towns and cities.

[Ushgarak]

@wiblywoblytimeywimey You honestly took offence to what "Lisa" wrote in there?

[RubikCuber1]

I was going to unsubscribe. Then I watched this video. I think I'll stay for now. :)

[TheMadamWitch]

That is the funniest thing I have seen all day.

[alexandergifford]

I can only assume that English was not "Lisa's" first language. In any case, this was hilarious to watch.

[1meme129]

Wow. Just wow. 'Lisa' had bad spelling, grammar, AND punctuation. Dan, tell this person not to email you again. Do yourself a favor

[Key2MyHeart13]

You should tell us who this "Lisa" is, because judging from these emails she must have made other comments that are also perfect material for Your Grammar Sucks! xD

[Fluffymiyster]

You're better than me because I'm not good with holding arguments with people that don't know how to spell correctly but like to insult my own intelligence. Yeah, you took the much better approach :)

[EventOmega101]

That was a great video!

[DementedDogStudios3]

Dan got trolled.

[pogobat]

@DementedDogStudios3: If it was a troll it was a very good troll. I think it's legit though. I like to think I have pretty good trolldar.

[kizzaht]

@pogobat It wasn't a troll, it was a christian. It can be very difficult to tell the difference between the 2.

[HeroBishies]

I was so impressed with your composure until the "hail Satan," part XD I was proud and disappointed all at the same time.

BTW Have you already made a video about Jesus? Like all about Jesus as a philosophical/cultural/politic­al genius? I would really like to hear you talk about that if you have not.

Dose anyone know? I've gone back and watched most of Dan 2.0 but I've only been subbed for like 6 months or so.

[soulsanctuarymusic1]

@HeroBishies Hail Satan!

[HeroBishies]

@soulsanctuarymusic1

Hail Satan indeed sir! And a good day to you! :{D

[chiefdancingostriche]

i think i have become a poliagnostic.  considering the possibility of many gods/goddesses.

[AVGN4EVR]

I can has jesus?

[thecindylorraine]

Hey Dan?? I am one of the truly 'religious' people that IS offended by you at times, but not just about your thoughts on religion but other things.

I think you are hilarious as well too. Whenever I feel like my brain is on fire because of something you said, I just remind myself that you are always going to be more a decade younger than I am. Actually it spurs me on to think about things I would like to talk to you about, should I ever have the chance.

[Rhinest0ne]

Lisa sounds like a cave-woman.

[Sheffkidd]

LMFAO hail satan... My god that was funny.

[Blover911]

AHAHA! hail satan. that made me laugh

[2583060]

One time, I went to dan's house, I asked to use the restroom, he locked me in there for 40 minutes, he said how do you like the smell?

[Riotman898]

O.O I'm glad to see Dan Brown shares the same Jesus view as me... that chick was so amusing

[Drumwannabe17]

you're not gonna address the "hail satan" thing, *sigh* I guess I should kow that you were kidding.

[MewMinto34]

This chick was seriously amusing...xD

[headbangingonfolk]

you should write a book.

[RaynaOfSunshine]

Hail Satan, Dan Brown.

That will be my signature from now on, thanks.

[tangerinealarm]

Which Australian newspaper has that? The Age has a lion and unicorn on it, maybe she's mixing them up with Jesus.

[DDarkusTriforce]

I'm a christian (quite devout actually), but I don't get angry at Dan. Lisa makes us christian look bad.

[katebugster]

Shes probably dying inside. Aw... You kind of feel bad for her.

[TheEpisteme]

Actually I think its pretty funny that I saw one of those damn imamormon ads before watching this video.

[ErinMusikk]

Aw, bless her heart.

[WolfgangKaipz]

i don't kow though...

[TheEpisteme]

I thinks that if what for jesus we all have lost. How can have love and peace without christ in? Where would be israel if had not written in Bible that we Jesus? Jesus did all what have done for everything.

[spikemp]

"Hail Satan, Dan Brown" - I was properly laughing, I love you Dan.

[larrfirr]

Your answers to her were fair, however I think the point of the video was to make fun of someone who doesn't speak English very well and isn't very intelligent. Seeing as you are an intelligent guy, I don't think you should go around pointing out how stupid people are. It makes you look like a snob, and besides stupid people are capable of publicly humi

liating themselves on their own.

[VexedFilms]

@larrfirr he didn't say anything bad about her or anything she said, simply read the e-mails.

[kyandeiai]

Wait, what Australian newspaper has that? I've never seen that before.

[FuckItSnoopy]

Hail Satan

[kyandeiai]

Oh that just reminds me of the 'Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter'

[CappaSlappaHo]

Hail Satan! Haaaaaahaaaaaa

[RissaBlueStar]

LOL Omg that was so funny 

hearing you read those emails reminds me of the 'lets play' video for engarish poke