New Russian President! Gnooze 3-3-08

[OrphanPaper]

that true and not very funny the israel Usa alince has brought terror to the middel east ,, checkyour face , nutter racest loone

[sireartem]

Medvedev holds a PhD in law and the title of associate professor. He is also, fluent in English.

So before you go and try to speak in your redundant Russian accent, maybe do some research, because the person you're making fun of has received 5 times as much education as you ever will.

Good Day.

[Oilwaterpolitics]

lol 1:22

[ktogde]

its really sad that some people actually listen to you and because of people like you USA and RUSSIA hate each other so much..just like hilary who said that Putin doesnt have a soul..or you say that Putin and Medvedev drink vodka...well those are just stupid stereotypes.that russians drink...well i guess if russians are alcoholocs...americans are all stupid and fat...

[gnooze]

Yep, there sure are a lot of stupid & fat Americans, unfortunately. Watch a few episodes - we make jokes about everybody. Americans are not off the hook. :)

[TheRedneckJunkie]

i would imagine that it would be easier to make fun of Uhhmerikkkans.

[nikolaj5007]

only cola and big mac in your stupid brain. look at your political system stupid thing. and after that on the other one.

[platoslug]

01:21

[dragoaus]

putin and medvedev do not drink alchocol

[wahdatw]

amazing news...

[nirvanacob]

will u marry me please?

[MosquitoTheRapist]

WTF IS THIS

lol

[robgarcia4]

It's for us people who are up on current events, and out lady on gnooze, provides truthful news with humor. This place is only for us elite intellecturals who are up on the news and enjoy her humor; because she up on the current events of the world also. So we like her. It's simple - stupid.

Robert-Anaheim CA.

[davidkazzmann]

Whoa!

So was that like office coffee or did you get like the Venti-penta-shot esspresso frappe`?

I'm serious, you uhm, rock!

[SEVlad]

I wonder if Gnooze is a joke or real news laid out in such way that an average stupid American can understand it? Anyways, news always have pretty women and Marta is obviously not one of them...

[Timehadcome]

It's real news with a bunch of jokes in it.

[adkwalker]

i loved the russian accent.... oh, baby.... :)

[HerrMoppel]

USA is the best! The only problem is that american sense of humour is misunderstood by other people.

Watch another geopolitical jokes:

watch?v=wgNInWQI-qU

watch?v=rz7UNxnOI3M

[Ginie1989]

Bljad chto za ebanutaja durA

[viktorbay]

She doesn't know what she is talking abaute......

[td17000]

Great stuff!!!

[Larryk12308]

If it's drugs and South America somehow the

CIA's in there somewhere mucking things up.

[nocafeine]

how did you come up with the micromachines guy... so random... marta you're the best.

[MrEclectik]

Funny, cute, and intelligent..dang! "In (post) soviet Russia, joke make you"

[KlaxonCow]

This is the obligatory comment to demonstrate support for you and your efforts, Marta. Whilst not actually, at the moment, having anything in particular to say.

Besides "you rock!" or something, which whilst perfectly true, feels somewhat inanely redundant to explicitly state repeatedly with your every offering. Because if you ain't worked that out already...

And, yes, even when I'm saying nothing, I still manage to say it in more words than most people use to actually say something useful.

[Leondale]

keep it up!

Your so great!!!

[Romeo1234567jj8]

I'm already packed my shit and gettin outa da country on da first plane

i advise you to do da same thing

before shit hits da fan

watch my vids..so i can buy a ticket..

[rsnic]

If only you were as funny in magnitude as you are at misrepresenting world events.

[anmoose]

LMAO!! During the final report I began wondering when you were going to turn blue and fall over. Most of us do occasionally have to INHALE.

Moosie

[simplydaft]

Breathtakingly Brilliant!

[Kabzeel123]

how true. You are so TALENTED. Can't wait to see you in the no spin zone.

[gnooze]

Woohoo! Thank you!

[redefiningcool]

hahahah <3 marta

your russian accent is frkn awesome

[dsfast]

Drink penty of water with your Vodka! I love your Russian accent.

[proffmongo]

You were an extra special goofy goof today.. Ha ha!!

[moneyman21219]

She is just so damn cute!!

[deraforia]

The Gnooze is love.

[1lunalilo]

I am starting to have a huge crush on marta, I love how she ends the show all awkward, thats the best part!

[DookofHDP]

Hi Marta! The show is awesome! Congrats on the projectbreakout victory! Woo Hoo! Your hair looks awesome! Woo Hoo! Woo Hoo!

[yestyle]

your Russian accent is 100% the best.

[knightoftheroundvaan]

Nice attempt, however the micro-machines guy isn't human. I think he was a micro human machine thing they enlarged. You should check out robot chicken's micro machine paradoy.

[wildbill1911A1]

missed your broadcast over the weekend.  Glad you're back.

[TollMister]

this is so funny!!

[positronicpathways]

You always make me laugh :) Thanks for another great show

[keymusic]

Nice Russian accent!!

[ptrptms]

I'm not sure if it's safe for a puppet to drink Vodka. Wood and fabric being soaked in vodka? That's a molotov cocktail waiting to happen.

[hottygirlz101]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!! LOL!!! I love it when you say his name, its hilarious!!!

[franknyt]

Greetings from Germany Marta, love the Putin Puppet Master bit and the MicroMachine Guy.

Shakie on the new font though.

Ich Liebe Dich, Baby!!!

[familyfunny]

is that a new style of print used for "gnooze" in the opening?

[mangobanna]

I was noticing that myself. I rather prefer the other one myself. But, it's not that big of a deal

[Ender1zero1]

The Gnooze is the real news the rest that crap on TV well it's just crap

[uberover]

That person in the bkgrnd wearing the blue-green shirt, over your right shoulder never seems to move...weird.

[matrixcmitech]

i can stand the real news that's why i watch GNOOZE with a silent G ★★★★★★★★★★★★

[HarleyDrider]

Good Monday Marta!

Trauma

[missjo5ie]

Holy-poo-on-toast!!! You changed the gnooze font! Wha--Why!? Some of us fear change you know...

[mayor600]

Abosbloodylutley brilliant as always.Cant you get a live slot on BBC world?

[Silntthnkr]

All I can do is add my appreciation to your great video. I think Micro Machines guy immitation is a hit (poor you).

[YouWish8]

PS. MICRO MACHINES FTW !

[YouWish8]

I was up last night at 4am and the news came on about Mahmoud and i just started shouting the great soundbite, the gnooze's jokes are taking over my life =o

[rhymingwithoranges]

NO WHERE WAS THE MAHMUD AMADINEJAD (spelt wrong)

IN THE INTRO?

:O

i live for that now!!!

aah there it is (1,23)

you make russian news interesting, purely because of the perfected accent

goodbye, hello

jaz

;)

(micro machines reference? huh?)

[YouWish8]

Yep i second that the intro needed the soundbite also, it feelt empty without it !

[mtpoor]

ill people!!Go protest against your drunk criminal president

[xXpezcoolXx]

I love your style for saying news ^_^

Also like ur T-shirt lol.

[Justin4RonPaul]

Ron Paul was right about the terrorist in Iraq GO MARTA!

[moneyman21219]

Your segment featuring the Micro Machine guy was off-the-wall. I was impressed. How many "takes" before you got it perfect? :p

[daddioux]

thanks for the monday show.

thanks for the lyric clarification.

suggestion: after a long-single-breath statement, try wodqa.

[BOBIzizou87]

Micromachines guy - kick ass stuff!!!

Like your lyrics! hahhah =)

[HabsRule92Remy92]

Oh and, best video to date!

[vitaminrich2]

Elected!!! That's funny LOL

[HabsRule92Remy92]

Your understanding of Russian politics is perfect!

[Weyoun22]

haha wow you can talk really fast.

[Bubba186]

this could be bad...if we go to Colombia to fight Venezuela all of our troops will end up failing drug tests and then we will have no military! I think Chavez has been using too much coca paste....

[bizguide]

I like it. Keep it up. You are simplifying the news so I can understand it! lol

[gnooze]

Glad you like it!

[TheSumpPump]

How many subscribers on average do you gain per week Marta?

[gnooze]

Hmmmm... it varies but I think probably about 150 or so... maybe.

[TheSumpPump]

Marta, Marta, Marta...

[gnooze]

TheSumpPump, TheSumpPump, TheSumpPump...

[ujdo]

Boy, this is really wearing you out. Maybe do some farm reports for a few days to get your strength back. ;)

[daddioux]

Not a bad Idea, perhaps some weather and some commodity reports. I'm sure marta could make march frozen pork bellies sound appealing.

[gnooze]

Farm reports? Stinky!

[system0slaven]

mahmoud ahmadinejah Is completlly right

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta,

May I suggest "puppet on a string" arm movements when you do any new reports on the new russian puppe..President.

Did anyone check mockmoodi'm a dinnerjacket's bags? He might have been smuggling Insurgents.

It would be nice for us to have a war on this side of the world. The troops could have closer vacations in Cabo.

5 stars.

Oh,maybe you could ask The Pistol youth to change the lyrics?

[gnooze]

Cabo!

[Nic33rd]

Whew, you were really going fast there! Keep up the great work!

Just don't tire yourself out too much!

[gnooze]

:D A Spring Break is on the way... I will recharge.

[trevb38]

Yo, Marta!! What it do? Awesome show, as usual.

Medvedev = Simon Cowell's long lost twin brother??

The micromachines guy has nothing on you -- very well done!

Best part:

"Okay, c'mon everybody, let's go to Fallouja!  I'm gonna pop some wheelies! Yeah!!"

Awesome!! :)

[Blargaldalien]

Yep,pop wheelies,Marta's a gearhead...

[gnooze]

Hmmm... interesting observation about Medvedev.  This merits further study.

[pornfartin]

yeah for lyrics!! ty.

[gnooze]

np.

[geekyvince]

good episode. yeah I read about that puttin thing in the paper, it doesn't seem to make much sense.

[gnooze]

Thanks. Yeah, it's fishy alright.

[Zenobios]

3 Cheers for Mahmoud!

[kaiswellsson]

mahmoud ahmadinejah title is awesome!

[gnooze]

Yippee! Thanks!

[johnreon]

Good Morning err uh My morning but where ever you are I'll say good time watching the gnooze...

Thanks Marta

If you get a chance check:

Election Math = President

watch?v=3eYafthqwXQ

Easy math that reveals next Pres of USA

[Diasfu]

Good job girl!

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[H4S13]

I'm lovin' it) Thats all true about Medvedev and Putin) I also wanna add that a half of russian people didn't vote either cause they all had known what is gonna be)

[gnooze]

Yeah, I read that and also that a lot of people were forced to go vote so the numbers are not very accurate.

[spaceelevators]

You really got worked up there Marta. Go you!

[pypermarru1]

I like the pause and sigh....cool gnooze...I love you all.

[gnooze]

Aw shucks. :)

[spaceelevators]

Every time I heard Mahmoud's name in the news, I sing the song. Thanks! I bet I'm not alone...

[gnooze]

The darn thing gets stuck in my head!

[EricJaffa]

Do you choose to have a "John McCain 2008" ad to the right of you videos, or does YouTube randomly assign those ads?

[gnooze]

It's all YouTube. :(

[acadx]

I Love you

the only Gnooze i watch

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! Glad you like it!

[Kjazzinphx]

That double portrait at :52 looks like they are the latest gay couple contestants on The Amazing Race.

[gnooze]

Ha!

[JayKHazen]

I was watching the MSNBC story about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and when they said his name I imagined the falsetto "Mah-moud Ahmadinejad!" from the Gnooze. They need to use that on the cable news.

Also, upon empirical testing, "Mah-moud Ahmadinejad!" startles my dog.

[gnooze]

Just imagine if the mailman sang it to your dog! Mine would go apeshit. :)

[CommentorX]

Wat, Venezuela sends teir tanks, and you didn't even say, "You're welcome"? How rude!

On a related note, about the micromachines bit - there are many brands of decaf that taste just like real coffee now.

[qiranger]

Awesome speaking ability Marta!!!!!

[gnooze]

It was not without effort. :) Thank you!

[mobiltec]

Watching every show.... This one was outstanding. Wish they were a little longer.

[gnooze]

Hey! Glad to know you're still watching! :) I always wonder when my early subscribers disappear, "Did I offend?"

[winger1212]

Awesome job Marta.

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[PsyogiBottoms]

Micro Machine guy...wow, that was a blast from the past. 6 stars Marta, you are totally Brill!

[gnooze]

SIX!? Woohoo!

[goobersayshey]

THE MIOCRO MACHINE GUY!

I think he should get a million dollars just fro having to go through life and brag about being hte micor machine guy. I've got friends, guy frineds, and something like "Hey Mr. Micro Machine" wouldn't go away easy.

Thanks for the Gnooze!

[gnooze]

Yeah, I bet it's pretty annoying after a while. "Hey! You're that guy! The Micro Machines guy! Say something really fast!"

[ifxman]

Hello Good-Bye....LMAO...You're the best!!!

Happy Monday to YOU... :)

[gnooze]

:) Hope you had a happy Monday too!

[scottmhoward]

I like the new font on your logo ;D

And that was very impressive imitating the micromachines guy. How many takes did you have to do? lol

[gnooze]

The, um, number of takes? I can't remember exactly but there were at least 3 temper tantrums as I became more and more angry at myself for not "getting it." Whoops!

[Jayvaraman]

err sorry had to do it, "thats what she said"

[Jayvaraman]

OMG everytime I watch the news on tv and they mention Mahmoud Ahmadinejad I sing that jingle out loud. I did it at work (I work in a pub), and got some funny stares lol.

[PsyogiBottoms]

I do the same thing...all the time now.

[Blargaldalien]

It needs to be a ringtone.

[gnooze]

Heehee. That would make for a spectacle. :)

[Blargaldalien]

Imagine it in a quiet movie theatre...

[Sultadashin]

thanks for the news. In fact I already red it on Wikipedia. Anyway speaking of Baghdad, I'm going there for deployment. Good luck for me.

[gnooze]

Oh goodness. I know it's trite but stay safe!

[kalvinphil]

Excellent !!! ;)

[gnooze]

Thank you! :)

[Esialpha]

That russian accent is so sexy.

[gnooze]

Funny, because I just feel awkward and self-conscious when I do it, afraid it's coming out all wrong.

[Esialpha]

Well you don't look awkward and self-conscious. You do a great job of it. By the way, what does the "g" in gnooze stand for?

Keep up the excellent work!

[HarveyHopkins]

"goodbye hello" haha

[gnooze]

:) I couldn't resist.

[jamminjago]

great.. who gave this new president permission to be stealing my name.

[gnooze]

Well, he spells it with a "y" and I'm guessing maybe you don't? I can relate. The Atlanta public transit system is called MARTA, Metro Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority.

[jamminjago]

lol

[PropheticallyPoetic]

If you're amazing and you know it clap your hands! Another great job Marta! I love all the accents you pull off...in every show...you ROCK!

[gnooze]

I love that song! Thank you so much! :)

[iamjackscolin]

marta, marta, marta, just commenting to get your discussion count up. Rock on with your bad truth. Bad meaning good.

[gnooze]

Oh, make no mistake about it: I will keep rocking. You can't stop me from rocking. ;)

[DandG1981]

5 stars as always!  I've always loved that micro-machines guy.

[gnooze]

Thanks for the stars! Me too about the Micro Machines guy - He's just one of those childhood things that stands out in my mind.

[DandG1981]

OMG!!! Marta Costello replied to my comment!!! I just think i peed a little. Wait, yup, I did.  Anyway, keep doing what you do so fantastically!

[petesangyal2]

i'm not leaving a comment!=))))

[gnooze]

I'm not leaving a reply.

[Fringe111]

Man you belong on cable

5 stars

[gnooze]

That's super nice of you! Thanks!

[blkbishop112]

Your the best new reporter ever, I mean that literally.

[Bigbadred23]

hottest too

[gnooze]

*blushes

[gnooze]

Wowie wow wow! Thank you! I'm kinda speechless.

[brightonbloke7]

The Backup Singer / Voiceover for 'Mahmoud Ahmadinejad' Was Genius.... GENIUS!!!

[gnooze]

Woohoo! Thank you!!! :D

[geargemartin]

meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

[Blargaldalien]

FTW