(DON'T WATCH) How to: Fall Asleep

[kristinarusgrl]

yes part with the music funny

I think warm milk is not going to work

Just try to have a walk out side fresh air

Take a shower

Listen to soft music

At a day time try to do active thing activitys

And sleep should work.

[wazup111Rf]

Fail

[themapman20000]

the part with the music was funny

[kealeypop]

they were right when it said dont watch

[katyperryr96]

lameeeee



[naureensd]

i thought this video was gonna be a screamer..

[46legoman]

hahahhhhaahaha this vid is funny in a way

[6Kids12Wings]

I'm allergic to milk tho! >.<

[benrasilim]

this video is just like a research about sand, only less interesting

[supermario401]

f***ing hate u lol

[SuperLenz17]

darn it!! My EARS hates your rock music !! >.<

[Princess4748]

cool vid you made me bored so I fell a sleep

[CommedyLady]

Wow. Reading the Bible is more exiting than this. /^\(*_*)/^\

[RocketRanger97]

why couldn't you have just said masturbating dipshit !??

[nightthewolfhanyou]

274 people stayed awake through the entire video.

[iamabbey123]

i watched this ideo that said this will make you go to bed it sai justin biebe will be playing fr you i turned the compy of before it stared and went to bed lol

[Caylarox5151]

Omfg that was hilarious!!! Yeah... It didn't help... But very very very funneh!

[carrots087]

its noon here and my eys are drooping. lol

[qpoRmGoqp]

screw this video PEOPLE go read a book called "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP" (no joke)

[xxlollydoddlexx]

if u dont want use to watch it dont put it on then simple ??????

[gymnastics42500]

Philipino power :D

[WhySoSeriousPPL]

@gymnastics42500 Good job spelling Filipino wrong, man.

[NeroAkael]

@WhySoSeriousPPL actually thr both right i think its a grammar problem <.<

[WhySoSeriousPPL]

@NeroAkael Actually no, if you search "Philipino" you'll just get "Filipino", when you type "Philipino" it gets underlined. Filipino, Philippines. Weird spelling, I know.

[NeroAkael]

@WhySoSeriousPPL well yeah but dude imma filipino XP yeah thts right u ran into a pinoy boy XD and in school or anywhere else alot of ppl dont care how u spell it XP

[WhySoSeriousPPL]

@NeroAkael Well, so am I, and that's pretty wrong where I come from. Almost every Filipino I know gets pissed off and/or irritated when people spell "Filipino" wrong. So I can say, A LOT of people care. But that's just me.

[NeroAkael]

@WhySoSeriousPPL well yeah but im not so quick to judge ppl cause they aint our race so THEY HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE XD so dude seriously give em a break they dont know better ROFLMFAO

[NeroAkael]

Respond to this video... btw why so serious XD 

[WhySoSeriousPPL]

@NeroAkael Because Joker has the best quote of all villains.

[NeroAkael]

@WhySoSeriousPPL hahahahahhaha this is an hour by hour long conversation (no homo) BUT WTF youtube convs. are wack

[WhySoSeriousPPL]

@NeroAkael That's just how YouTube conversations work. No homo? I didn't sense any HOMONESS in that sentence, but whatever.

[NeroAkael]

@WhySoSeriousPPL idk i rly wasnt paying attention to what i was saying XP

[NeroAkael]

@WhySoSeriousPPL bout the whole homo thing: me and my cuz were all wierd and high on coke and monsters and stuff and he was just being a bit gay so my mind was scrambled and i 4got who exactly put down something like tht XD haha 3 weeks since last response srry XD

[NightSpeedRockstar]

thanks man i got so bored i finally fell asleep

[Earlexnintendo84]

WTF

[Abscentfromclass163]

This Video Fucking Sucks



[FireGuy50000]

where the fuck did you get that magazine

[veronica51able]

Is the video scary

[marcotizer]

@veronica51able it's not

[ahjhay07]

I LIKE thiS!!

COOL duDE!!



[0barbwire0]

How the fuck this shit got likes!?

[marcotizer]

@0barbwire0 it's so bad, it's good. ahahaha

[iiAngelic]

yay i'm still awake!!!! where's my cookie?!

[FlawCinema]

step#1 - lie down

step#2 - close eyes

step#3 - wake up 8 hours later

[LegendaryBlackSkies]

Chiodios-the words "best friends" become redefined.

[Iankillerkane]

1.bed

2.music

3.sleep easy

[NobodyXChallenger]

How to go to sleep:

1-Close your eyes AND DON'T FUCKING MOVE

lol

[IixiXOuOXixiI]

I could barely hear you. D; But your cute. ^\\\^ I didn't know reading a porno magazine helped people sleep. :/

[JosephRoy15]

dude i want to fucking sleep fuck you

[glamorgal98]

WTF

[KNBBerryBlast]

Lol i watched cuz it said dont watch

[Dragongirl8801]

BORING!!!!!!!!

[zomgmadii]

Chiodos, ftw.

[SuperOpenflight]

I FELL ASLEEP THROUGH THE WHOLE DAY NO JOKE IT WORKS!!!!!!!

[blueberrycakecz]

i fell asleep, allright... but then i was late for swim practice

[danielcollins1993]

if anything when the music came in it made me more awake !_!

[SHUFFLEBOOM]

HOW TO FALL ASLEEP

:WATCH THIS VIDEO 1 TIME

[SuperMissJLS]

Just saying.... Did anyone else notice that when he was reading the magazine that had a girl on the cover he had a coat over his "area"......

[WoWtauren1]

is this a freakin screamer???

[sleepybear112]

That was lame. Now I know why it said don't watch! 

[gyarreto]

You make me sleep

[TheTrevtv11]

thumbs up if you watched this video because it said don't watch.

[TheDjKamp]

Thank you this worked because i sleeped because i was bored of that video thumbs up if you agree

[xuchihaxsasukexnarux]

\/ that's not nice and I commented on a budworms same and I made tht up no one is supposed to copy me T_T curse u ITACHI!!!!!

[xuchihaxsasukexnarux]

Yea I like never sleep and if I do I sleep all day lol

[CatsAttack73]

roses r red

violets r blue

i have 5 fingers

the middle 1 is for u

[vinmaster25]

lol

[boredperson8x]

Gook

[iiAngelic]

thumbs up if you look at comments while the ad is running

[Partyffs]

Get hammered find bed...object complete .

[GIZzer1295]

lolol troll



[Ariberri18]

he looks like michael jackson

[ammn1234]

u look like mj

[Naud1234]

Why is it that when you put (DON'T WATCH) in the title, you still get 258,176 views? xD

[burgershot10]

@Naud1234 reverse psycology

[TheCatsLastWord]

I always look at ratings before I watch a video.

[misslittlesweetthin]

why is there a gay dude on my competer?????

[ItsDeeable]

@misslittlesweetthin , Why can't you spell ”computer” ?

[NINJAC0RMAC]

haahhaaha chinks always make me laugh

[Torffvit]

Worked like a charm. I fell asleep by this boring video.

[marcotizer]

@Torffvit GOOD! :)

[Vinitwoshoes]

_|_ fuck you

[laderabela]

chiodos FTW.



[JustCoolForU]

3 word for u Son

: Suck My Balls

[laer2982]

I think this is boring :(

[kingkid300000]

Not to b mean but watchin u count made me fall asleep

[BornAndBreadful]

to be honest just watching it made me drift off

[sarakjanakisi]

haha when you started counting I was actually falling asleep xD

[BabyyPanic16]

@sarakjanakisi me 2

[XmegsunshineX]

I have just read all the comments my friend is about 2 do that i dont want her to fall asleep because we are about to go out lolz

[DragonForce91663]

Nice bedtime story. I am actually fallling asleep.

[TiPzY189]

lol

[timeless35]

GOD I HAVE FALLEN TO SLEEP FASTER THEN THIS WHOLE VIDEO !!

[TheRainsurfer]

noob ?? 

[kristarnold85]

Is he talking to himself 'cause I don't understand a word he says

[Ladymanico]

ENGLISH

[BornAndBreadful]

@Ladymanico and..........

[Ladymanico]

@BornAndBreadful cause i cant understand him

[MegaCupCakeGirl12345]

zzzz im sleeping yay srry the first part board me when he was couting yes tht part i fell asleep

[TheMSaga]

Two words : Fuck. You.

[marcotizer]

@TheMSaga thanks for your input. :)

[Arora1028]

Thumbs up if u paused the vid , made ur audio low, and checked description/ comments before watching lolz

[marydaily16]

☮ ✈ ♋ 웃 유 ☠ ☯ ♥ ✌ ✖ ☢ ☣ ☤ ⚜ ☸

[TheFreeflowin]

ⓖⓞ ⓣⓞ ⓜⓨ ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓝⓔⓛ

[BobExdee]

I look at comments every video and my friends ask why do you always do that go up and i say what if its a screamer and there like CHICKEN but they have never been in a screamer so im like fuck off

[XXXZero666XXX]

I LOVE THAT SONG! <3

Chiodos - The Word's "Best Friend" Becomes Redefined

[shalandaj]

dude u need to shoot ur self

[MegaChristian64]

Ha! Jokes on him he thought it was a warm glass of milk when it was actually my cum.

[MegaPunkyfish1]

thumbs up if you looked that word up :)

[tuulari]

Wow it worked. I was asleep under 5 seconds after starting to watch this video.

[Keyleeful]

im still awake.

[katynic25]

i know how to fall esleep fast read a history book haha lol XD

[Geiszler23]

@katynic25 Thats the truth and then sum

[redhead6112]

when he played the song i woke back up hahaha

[SHELFSIDEYID1882]

Do loads of reading so your eyes get tired. Or have a wank so you're real chillaxed

[MrSheppy45]

@SHELFSIDEYID1882 Convert the audio from your favourite movie into mp3 put it on your mp3 player and listen while you sleep and after a few weeks you will have lucid dreams about the movie

[nielsyoyoyo]

watch alot tv and eventually you will fall asleap

[GamerSMP117]

:L

[spartan54jc]

@barzorrr you are right. Nothing works better than diaphragmatic breathing, It relaxes all other muscles because you are so focused on breathing. This causes you to relax enough to fall asleep! My sports med teacher told me that 15 minutes of this deep breathing can equal 1 hour of rest!

[TheBlaueElfe]

funny

[iluvmishka000]

i did the same thing lol itzjustsarah

[Berefind]

thumbs up if you looked at this comment before you watched this to see if it was a screamer haahhahahaha

[themusicmaster27]

@Berefind dont be an attention whore. we hate you just as much as everyone else in your life :)

[barzorrr]

Thumb up in advance, because tomorrow you forgot where you got this message from.

The main reasons you can not fall asleep are: You have done to many stressful/ exciting activities last hour or you think about to many things while your trying to fall asleep.You can solve these problems by just watching your breathe. Breath in and out deep and slowly. Breath in about 70-80%of your lung capacity and keep it for 3-4 heartbeats. breathout again and keep it for 3-4 heartbeat. keep doing that

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[redjokr]

Think about spiders and other creepy crawlies! :D

[Fluffyninjacutie]

Hahaha! and enjoying the pictures! LMAO

[Misspaparazzixx]

Yeah and exactly this moment, I am sleeping!

[shibgap]

Don't say good night, your on Yaba.

[Amandla222]

@shibgap and you live in thailand!

[MrJeremyrox1]

I AM ACTALLY ASLEEP NOW THIS IS A WORD RECORDED MESSAGE not!!!!!

[artpeacemaster]

i don't like milk

[spuddylolers]

i googled that autoeroticism thing and your sayin people should wank to get themselves to sleep

[misspinksmiley]

thumbs up if u always look at the comments befor the video to check if nothin pops up

[jubinjibin]

so u mean all gay people sleep easily !!!

[ps3minininja16]

yeah im gonna drink hot milk sure faget



[joannielanteigne13]

hum yeah .. ur hot :P

[oMrzubier]

wtf this asain ppl are invading the internet

[roamy38]

@oMrzubier

What do you expect?

Put Raymond from the movie "Rain Man" in front of a running PC...

You are a bloody bastard, if you tell him "dont touch the keyboard"!

[TheMedzmara]

you are the worst chinese shit i ever saw in my life

[matthewgroen]

lol i yawned just 2 sec before i watched this video.. it's effective

[timmy4871]

?????



[jonahnr1717]

I hate it when people put "don't watch as part of their title, It's like a giant button and it says don't touch,.. you're gonna touch it.

[johnsonkeith177]

with boring stuff you ment this vid right? i almost did

[ocblee]

You are a funny guy. Have you sleep?

[SeventhSun]

When I saw your horrendous UGLY FACE I freak out!!!

You fuck you.

[roamy38]

@SeventhSun

of course you both real names are Raymond Rain Man and look pretty allike .... :P

[Supergalaxypegasis]

I stayed asleep and and slept during the scary part during the video. How do i know about the scary part ,comments and rates.

[californiakienitz]

Thumbs up if u always look at comments before u watch videos on YouTube

[jubinjibin]

@californiakienitz shit i really do it i thought it makes me a wierdo which i am

[themusicmaster27]

@californiakienitz dont be an attention whore. we hate you just as much as everyone else in your life  :)

[408joana]

if you want to go to sleep tell someone to nock you out with a bottle you son of a bitch p.s. i know you were looking at porn bitch

[fazzino150]

r u wearing eyeliner bcuz it sure looks like it

[369katlota369]

ok, if you want to go to sleep the easiest way is to lie in bed in a pitch black room with no sounds, shut your eyes, AND GO TO SLEEP

[IceChelsea9]

@369katlota369 Yo em I sleep with light on and read before i sleep or stay up late, easy for me :)

[SaffyRocks]

He's cute!!!

[cloud9870]

@SaffyRocks You must be blind then if that's what you think hun

[SaffyRocks]

@cloud9870 Cute - in a nerdy kinda way. ^___^

[JizzzziJ]

I love chiodos

[wolfstar1001]

You know when something says don't whatch, people want to watch it

[Anthony7324]

@wolfstar1001 lol, yeah reverse psychology I got sucked in from the caps

[smexycassiecat]

0:47.......stalker face

[usbus101]

ya know, this video

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sucks!

[lexiekennedy]

tht wus a dumb video

[DrKillaser]

get a good iron bar... hit your head with it.. and congrats!... you are sleeping.. :)

[wacasun1234]

1:06 i bet that really helped lol

[FateSchweiny]

er isr atzend

[AndieRaimundo]

Hshahhahaha thx. U look like a nerd....the good kind

[SeventhSun]

@AndieRaimundo

So there are virtuous and wicked nerds. I really wasn't aware of that.

[KjWa13]

just rub one out works like a champ :)

[aliayah438]

milk is gross unless its in cereal..

[SuperSpazinator]

Sleep is for the weak.