A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down. She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
a boy wakes up in the morning and asks his grandma where mom and dad are she says in the bed, he laughs and goes outside later he asks where they are and grandma says in bed he laughed and she says what is so funny? he said last night dad came into my room and asked whre vasoline was and i gave him crazy glue
a six year old girl walks home one day and tells her mom.. walter showed me his penis today. Before her mom could say anything the girl says.. it reminded me of a peanut. The mom says... It was really that small. Then the girl says no salty. Her mom fainted
OK there is a girl on a beach no arms no legs .she crys then a guy comes over and says whats the matter she said she never got a hug before so the guy hugs her she crys again the second guy comes over and says whats the matter and she says she never got kissed before so he kisses her then she crys again then the third guy comes over and says whats the matter and she says i never been screwed before so the guy picks her up throws her in the middle of the ocean and says there now Ur screwed.
its kinda funny.....u guys really dont get it??! that means the alive hunter shot the other hunter cause the 911 guy told him to make sure he was dead or alive so he killed him.
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says ok now what?
a man rly needs the bathroom but th mens is full so the bathroom atendant sayd ok tou can use thw womans but dont press any of the bottons on the toilet, so he goes in and thers 3 buttons ww, wb, and tr, he cant resist so he presses ww, warm water spreys at his butt, then he says, o this cant bad so he presses wb, a warm brease sprayes at his butt. then he says o how can this be bad, he presses tr, next thing he knows he wakes up in the hospital, he asked the doc what hapend and the doc says
rly?? ok. there is 2 hunters. 1 hunter falls to the ground. the other hunter calls 911. the 911 person says to make sure the guys is dead or alive. then a gun shot is heard. then the alive hunter says to the 911 dispatcher ok now what? so in other words, the alive hunter shot the other hunter because the 911 guy said make sure if hes dead or alive.
where the hell is my joke man???? liarr
flo3061 3 months ago
yo mama so stupid she was locked in a mattresss store and slept on the floor
mjb7481 3 months ago
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I don't mean to toot my own horn, but i have some funny jokes myself, just come check out my chanel!
SmurfSalad 3 months ago
Not offensive, yet not a smile on my face
DaleTuck31 4 months ago
Not funny
MrPotosino69 5 months ago
THAT WAS SHIT AND A PICE OF CRAP SUCH RUBISH (Thumbs up if u agree)
simscrazyfangirl 7 months ago 2
NOT FUNNY
theretard4 7 months ago
will i laugh?
megaman02468 7 months ago
They called you hellkid for a reason... these jokes end up in hell
TheRoflWoffle 7 months ago
yo hellkid94 yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
tjt1948 8 months ago
wow i shit myself from laughing so hard....
PSYCHOTISTIC 11 months ago
GET OUT OF HERE YOU AINT FUNNY
kibbyroadboy 11 months ago
Hey, hellkid94. Yo mama's so fat, when she tried to throw a football, it missed.
TheShelbyQ 1 year ago 8
u copied dat of anthr utuber
coolskaty 1 year ago
@coolskaty check the dates then talk, i made this video...
hellkid94 1 year ago
i hate this joke... its not funny at all
here is a yo mamma joke i made up
yo mamma so ghetto she doesnt know ur fathers real name
sohnicthedhedgehog 1 year ago
i hate this joke... its not funny at all
sohnicthedhedgehog 1 year ago
OKAY!?!?!
BigTimeRushCrush805 1 year ago
dumd as fuck
tileta1 1 year ago
sorry this wasn't funny.
KellyOnIce 1 year ago
what song is this
wweharben 1 year ago
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
jomitaatcici 1 year ago
that, never made me laugh, i thought it was the gayest joke ever, ive heard funnier.
dragonkidlvlx 1 year ago
at first i was like what's with the michael myers music
then i figured out it was by linkin park ahaha
ihearteminem5 1 year ago
what do a priest and christmas tree have in common?
There balls are for decoration
kbains97 1 year ago
Q: A blonde and a bronette fall out of a window. Witch one hits the ground first?
A: The bronette does because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions. Ha Ha.
A guy walks into a Bar......ouch!!!
PandaMiley 1 year ago
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down. She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
kasim786tanzeel 2 years ago
a boy wakes up in the morning and asks his grandma where mom and dad are she says in the bed, he laughs and goes outside later he asks where they are and grandma says in bed he laughed and she says what is so funny? he said last night dad came into my room and asked whre vasoline was and i gave him crazy glue
freakybobman 2 years ago 2
a six year old girl walks home one day and tells her mom.. walter showed me his penis today. Before her mom could say anything the girl says.. it reminded me of a peanut. The mom says... It was really that small. Then the girl says no salty. Her mom fainted
SuperOneway 2 years ago
FUCKIN STUPID
TheTayTay3203 2 years ago
It is "LETS MAKE SURE HE'S DEAD", not "DEAD OR ALIVE", otherwise it doesn't make any sense.
sebastian6736 2 years ago 6
@sebastian6736 OHHHHHH thanks now I get it! lol
jikan3 5 months ago
OK there is a girl on a beach no arms no legs .she crys then a guy comes over and says whats the matter she said she never got a hug before so the guy hugs her she crys again the second guy comes over and says whats the matter and she says she never got kissed before so he kisses her then she crys again then the third guy comes over and says whats the matter and she says i never been screwed before so the guy picks her up throws her in the middle of the ocean and says there now Ur screwed.
AmericanBodycasting 2 years ago 2
its kinda funny.....u guys really dont get it??! that means the alive hunter shot the other hunter cause the 911 guy told him to make sure he was dead or alive so he killed him.
awesomechick1ful 2 years ago 3
stupid
maspoonistoobigg 2 years ago
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says ok now what?
Hannahxxxxxxxxx 2 years ago
that he pressed the tampon remover,,,, too bad he was a guy
killit001 2 years ago 3
OMFG THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!
KeishCrazyness 2 years ago
a man rly needs the bathroom but th mens is full so the bathroom atendant sayd ok tou can use thw womans but dont press any of the bottons on the toilet, so he goes in and thers 3 buttons ww, wb, and tr, he cant resist so he presses ww, warm water spreys at his butt, then he says, o this cant bad so he presses wb, a warm brease sprayes at his butt. then he says o how can this be bad, he presses tr, next thing he knows he wakes up in the hospital, he asked the doc what hapend and the doc says
killit001 2 years ago
what?
maspoonistoobigg 2 years ago
i don't get it. i think i might be mental.
jessirocksoya05 2 years ago
dont get ut
xXperlanXx 2 years ago
rly?? ok. there is 2 hunters. 1 hunter falls to the ground. the other hunter calls 911. the 911 person says to make sure the guys is dead or alive. then a gun shot is heard. then the alive hunter says to the 911 dispatcher ok now what? so in other words, the alive hunter shot the other hunter because the 911 guy said make sure if hes dead or alive.
morganrockz0029 2 years ago
try harder....
zotrablue 2 years ago
i think its kinda funny
dntnawall 2 years ago
jade goodey head starting to look like a egg guess wat she will be in a box by easter
crossy0888 3 years ago
it sucks
kokoriconz 3 years ago
Linkin park what i'v done.....i think
Unknown2347 3 years ago
luv this song
laughloudliveproud 3 years ago
wut song this
dogfan123456789 3 years ago
what i've done by linkin park
hellkid94 3 years ago
not funny. sorry.
cannonflower 3 years ago
cause i wrote it and didnt say it
hellkid94 3 years ago
noo, its just not funny.
cannonflower 3 years ago
rofl
chris100539055 3 years ago
whatever, fuck this. Dubist Scheisse und dur mutter ist ein Schwein.
vansoffthewall675 3 years ago
wow that backfired cause i know german u said you are shit and ur mother is a pig
hellkid94 3 years ago
learn to fucking spell 6 year old, and it wasnt even a fraction funny.
vansoffthewall675 3 years ago
hmm if u didnt like it then y comment, and dude grow up cause im 21 so shut the fuck up.
hellkid94 3 years ago
BOOOOOOOO
superzeffa 3 years ago
You didn't tell it right and it was fucking bad
ilovechickenmeat 3 years ago
oh well then y dont u make ur own vid
hellkid94 3 years ago
that was the worst joke ever javier and you will never find out who i am
monsterhunterchamp 3 years ago
chris i know its u with that fucking crappy game
hellkid94 3 years ago
it wasnt even told right lol
choices234 3 years ago
whtevr
hellkid94 3 years ago
people plz comment
hellkid94 3 years ago