french curse words =D

[elanorjiji]

merde!! mais tu est beau

j'aime tes l`evres <3

[Megalodon64]

LOL I dont know French but i know how to curse

[aprete5623]

suce mon bite!!!!

[thervcaguy]

pute!

[JoshuaHannon]

It's ça me fait chier, with a t on fait not an s

[TheKellijones]

se faire enculer

[lokii94]

i thought casse-toi means fuck off.



[karilatina22]

yu dont pronunce these words right

[kittycatfire1]

im gonna say this to my french teacher

teacher;were is your homework

me;-_-uhh

teacher;WERE IS YOU HOMEWORK

me:\_/WELL I DONT NO

teacher:DO NOT SHOUT AT ME

me;WELL SE FAIRE ENCULER

teacher;0-0

me;[-=

[Lla730]

bro you have no idea on how to pronounce these words lol

[RAFintheghetto]

C n'importe quoi staffaire lah sti! Wtf? Who the fuck says: casse ta gueule. That literally means break your mouth. And jm'en fou means i don't care, not i don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck is: Jm'en criss! Or: Jm'en câliss!

[iainlemonss]

TABARNAK

MERDE

PUTAIN DE MERDE

IDIOT

FACE DE COCHON

[themilousevanhouten]

@iainlemonss tabardak is french canadian

[irishdude69]

@themilousevanhouten c'est ça la verité ^_^

[themilousevanhouten]

@irishdude69 aww you respond to my comment o_O ^^

[canadianbacon312]

@themilousevanhouten tabaranak is a word i use often and tat is true im french canadian and tabarnak comes from french canada so... YAAAA :)

[irishdude69]

@iainlemonss i cant tell it your naming curse words or calling me them.....-_-''

[kpopcollabs2]

The French curse words you said are almost all like the Quebec ones but the accents are veryyyy different~

[roflcopterumadbro]

...meh. close enough...

[zetallest]

,,,, stop SMACKING YOUR MOUTH LIKE THAT!! IT'S ANNOYING

[theghostkid13]

im french canadian but i live in america. i want to learn french and move to canada to get back to my roots

[irishdude69]

@theghostkid13 sadly i dont know quebecois, i learned parisian french. they are similar but different. even their curse words are different.

[TheJaromadal]

@irishdude69 le québecois c le meilleur TABARNAK!

[irishdude69]

@TheJaromadal MDR! si tu veux croire =P je blague. j'aime tous les gens du monde ^_^ tabarnak

[kpopcollabs2]

@theghostkid13 If you ever want to learn Québec French just message me :] I was born and raised and it's my first language~

[MrHonesty1234]

Ohh my god quite literally the worst french accent ever

[karenlochin]

My husband is French. His favorite is Bordel de merde!

[irishdude69]

@karenlochin haha thats a good one

[JohannaGotTalent41]

Thanks for the french lesson

[miouth150]

you can't prononce merde correctly, so next time try to say MER then DEUX

same for Salaud next time drop the D

foutre litteraly means come and it's not used alone in a sentence the insulte is va te faire foutre which means go cuk yourself

Ta guelue prononce it this way GE LE

and no one says cassez la bouche, where did you even heard that ?

also it's suce MA bite, it's a feminine noum so it's a ma not a mon

Ta mere suce toutes les bites des ours danS la foret again an S was missing

[kassandrad1]

Damnn , No wonder my french teacher started blushing when a random boy yelled out 'Bite' in classs (x lol

[snowmantuna]

oh merede!



[irishdude69]

@truckletchimera i dont condone the use of racial slurs on my videos.

[Canttuchthis07]

Ur cute

[zayzayjenkins]

Lol i like his eye color

@Canttuchthis07

[irishdude69]

@zayzayjenkins aww shucks guys ♥

[TheCupcakelovesyou]

great vid! thanks! now since none of my teachers or friends know french i can curse at them:)

[PetKeeping101]

Damb that's funnie thanks

[oceangust]

merci beaucoup pour le vidéo!

[irishdude69]

@oceangust je vous en prie ^_^

[irishdude69]

@Walkyrianna de rien

[irishdude69]

@Walkyrianna chiant can mean 'a pain' or 'really boring' saying c'est chiant comme la mort is the equivalent of saying ' i'm boring out of my skull!' or 'im so fucking bored' hope this helps! et joyeuses fêtes à vous aussi!

[kylebadboy]

J'ai un peu comme vous aimez wat does that mean?

[irishdude69]

@kylebadboy it sounds like gibberish =\. i am small (a small) like you love. lol. so i guess thru context...they love midgets...or small penises...

[bassistofclosson]

My friends in Montreal say something that sounds in English like "Tabernak!" (maybe spelled similar to "tabernacle"?). It gets used in the same way someone might say "holy shit!" or "Jesus!". Any idea what exactly this is?

[irishdude69]

@bassistofclosson Canadian french or Québecois, uses religious words and themes as its curse words, a tabernacle is a place of worship designed for large congregations

[rockinXballerina]

Haha thanks so much for this! Now I can curse and my parents and family won't know what the hell I'm saying!

[Richgirl156]

@ irishdude69 Your welcome!!!-33

[Richgirl156]

@irishdude69 your welcome ! Any time !!!!  Lol :)

[Richgirl156]

@Irishdude69 your welcome 'any time !!!!lol

[Richgirl156]

I love this guy I be saying those words to my brothers lol!!!

[irishdude69]

@Richgirl156 thanx mate!

[C53H]

mon la bite est grand je t'aim filles dans ma chambre beaucoup avec foutre

[irishdude69]

@C53H haha close! but this is what you want to say, "Mon bite est grand, j'aime les filles et quand cette filles sont dans ma chambre, je eux baise beaucoup."

[321beth321]

merci! lol

[irishdude69]

@321beth321 je vous en prie, dont forget im going to add french curse words 2 and french lessons on my new channel monsieurourspolaire

[321beth321]

@irishdude69 cool! i'll subscribe both your channels c:

[1504822010]

it's not "sucez mon bite" it's " sucez ma bite" cause "bite" it's a feminine word ! moarf !

[arsenal0095]

On call of duty nique ta mere =]

[irishdude69]

@arsenal0095 i hear a lot of ppl cursing on the game in French lol

[irishdude69]

Joyeux Halloween TOUT LE MONDE!!!

[AlBreakfastClub]

so o speak fremch 24/7 and canard means duck and je m'en fou(e) means i dont care and thr waz anothr 1 but cant remeber but othr than that thx cuz some of these words arnt in our french english dictionary

[irishdude69]

@AlBreakfastClub well yeah, i dont think you would find curse words in a dictionary. and canard literally means duck, but when you call someone that it means (jerk, dork, dummy). and your welcome!

[gokusupersayian10]

As you said je m'en fou.

[irishdude69]

@gokusupersayian10 haha ^_^



[modlod0105]

lol merde! i said foutre? trou de cul! se faire enculer.. to my fren and she googled translated it and got pissed lol

[irishdude69]

@modlod0105 haha i cant be held responsible for that ;)

[KatieAliceBrandon]

bite is feminine LOL

[irishdude69]

@KatieAliceBrandon i know i know, i messed up on that one, im thinkn about makin a new french video!

[BaseballCacher]

@irishdude69 do it!! haha

[irishdude69]

@BaseballCacher well i need a whole new list so give me things you wanna hear!

[RobberY936]

I was screaming fourte all french class long >.<

[taylorswift091196]

I'll tell my teacher je m'en fou.

[xPLSDx]

and "cassez la bouche" doesn't exist in french, it is like saying "break the mouth" lol

[sarahqtgirl]

Very awesome, thanks!

[everydaynormalguy97]

How would i say.  Shut the fuck up curtis!

[creeature847]

dude i said this to my french teacher and i got a detention :)

[M1kesL1kes]

ta mere suce tous des ours dan lan foret.

Work on your accent.

[irishdude69]

@M1kesL1kes Work on your French grammar and spelling and maybe I will!

[DxJAYDENxD]

7 people cant pronounce them xD

[irishdude69]

@DxJAYDENxD haha

[teenwolfgirl1799]

pede

[irishdude69]

@teenwolfgirl1799 and....ur point? va suce un bite, salope.

[xPLSDx]

@irishdude69 it's "une" bite... just saying, happy to help you ;)

[taylorswift091196]

I have a good mind to tell my Chem teacher je m'en fou.

[URBELOWMENOWBLOWME]

These words will work well over xbox.

[irishdude69]

@URBELOWMENOWBLOWME lawlz =D

[8heilhitler8]

the accent... soooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddd­ddd

[irishdude69]

@8heilhitler8 shut yo nazi mouth hate-ah!

[JeVousViolerai]

i still like Zut! and merde, my french teacher uses that a lot and half of the class doesn't know what it means.

[anarox27]

thanks for the video! some of these phrases will be easy for me to remember because they are pronounced almost like they would be in Spanish. For example:

merde = mierda

putain = puta

cassez la bouche = callate la boca

[Coreysawolf92]

How do you say Mick is a wanker ?

[irishdude69]

@Coreysawolf92  'Mick est un con!'

[mothman1997]

@irishdude69 how do you say son of a jizz drinker

[irishdude69]

@mothman1997 haha thats a new one i think it is 'il est un buveur sperme' lol it doesnt sound quite right in french tho

[tarikfrost]

Lol.

[ally654123]

Are you canadian?

[irishdude69]

@ally654123 no im american

[MrDailybright]

Ma mère est une pute

[michaeljackson48]

You say "merdre" !

iT'S MERDE !

[irishdude69]

@michaeljackson48 tomato tamato potato vodka!

[thisguy8900]

What about bentagavno? Haha! ( Im french )

[irishdude69]

@thisguy8900 what does that word mean?

[xbox360ROCKS777]

Sacrebleu! which means DAMN!

[irishdude69]

@xbox360ROCKS777 thats canadian cursing its really different from Parisian curses lol

[rfwelsh]

Yo Irishdude, do you speak French, or just know some swear words?

[irishdude69]

@rfwelsh yeah i do

[torietiger14]

My fience loves it when i tlk to him n french wen were goofin off sooo ya thnx

[torietiger14]

How do you say fuck me daddy?

[irishdude69]

@torietiger14 baise-moi papa

[xxxJasperlynxxx]

i told my mom she was a poutaine.....i forgot she was french canadain :\

[irishdude69]

@xxxJasperlynxxx buahahahaha

[mystiqueman366]

somebody told me that chaurauin (or similar spelling) is the worst thing you can call someone.

[irishdude69]

@mystiqueman366  mmm iv nver heard of that word b4, do u know what it means?

[gorry6991]

love this lololol

[kazerdaze]

wow fuck sounds exactly like marker hehe i will say that in French class alot now..

[franky48888]

ellest francias ???

[1504822010]

@franky48888 ?

[ConkerzxBFD]

JE M'EN FOU!!!!!!!!

[88aznboi]

Very very helpful

[iklesammykins]

your gay

[irishdude69]

@iklesammykins actually im bi meh

[iklesammykins]

@irishdude69 well

[BadAssChickas]

What about fuck you i didnt hear that one and thats what im wanting lol

[irishdude69]

@BadAssChickas dégage is a good

[eazyebro1]

@BadAssChickas va te faire foutre is a good one for fuck you

[gavlyricist96]

Very helpful

[tarikfrost]

&irishdude68 yeah. I got in shiit

[picklenuts1]

Chatte means pussy

[Annlucyful]

Did anybody else laugh when he pronounced the word 'ta gueule' ? Haha

Nice video btw ;)

[cbeanie13]

i like how im in High school and my and my french teacher will sit there and swear at each other xD and now its all thanks to you! YAYAYAY

[tarikfrost]

Haha, thanks I called my French teacher it and got suspended for telling her she sucks all he bear dicks in the forest..

[irishdude69]

@tarikfrost dude, wtf o_O

[haneen1995]

@tarikfrost lmaooo trust me it was worth it lol;)

[RaeRae914]

gosh ur hot :)

[stephany8051]

yourr cutee! ahaa[[:

[irishdude69]

@stephany8051 aha, merci mais j'ai déjà un petit ami ;D

[stephany8051]

@irishdude69 lol its aighttt((:

[chibikochan]

Not bad but, when you say "merde", it sounds like you are saying "meurdre"

For "chiant", don't pronounce the T at the end.

For "salaud", don't pronounce the D (same thing for "connard")

"Te casser la gueule" means "I'm gonna hit you"

For "cul", don't pronounce the L

Hope that will help you =)

[irishdude69]

@chibikochan haha thnks

[nokturnalmortom666]

Merci beaucoup!

This vid was very helpful.

How do you say "Go to hell bitch!"???

[chibikochan]

@nokturnalmortom666 "Vas en enfer conasse!" ;)

[nokturnalmortom666]

@chibikochan haha Thanks!

[stevanfranetaadelphi]

Kaas twuh

[irishdude69]

@stevanfranetaadelphi silly person

[alexazz1]

Haha thank you, now I can talk to my French teacher :D

[mrrawballs39]

ur awesome r u french?

[mrrawballs39]

im learning french i know alot but what is tits in french?

[nicobettencourt]

@mrrawballs39

tits is "seins" in french. But it's not a curse word :)

[mrrawballs39]

@nicobettencourt thanks bro i luv seins lol

[irishdude69]

@mrrawballs39 u can also say les doundounes. its the slang of siens

[mrrawballs39]

@irishdude69 sweet man thanks keep up the beast vids bro!

[kneeyuckah]

how do you say man whore?

[smallzie100]

did u ever live in france? ur french is pretty good

[SuperRorylewis]

vas te faire encule tu as grosse batard

[irishdude69]

@SuperRorylewis mmmm, k that failed in sooo many ways. ur pretty bad at french arnt u...

[smity19]

Oh i think you said that in the video, but I just wasn't sure. Thanks man.

[irishdude69]

@smity19 i did but its cool man. if u wanna learn some more you should watch La Vie en Rose. good french movie about édith piaf and has tons of cuss words lol

[smity19]

What is "fuck off"?

[irishdude69]

@smity19 dégage

[BOTDFbabe]

so how would you say "F**k Your Couch" in French?

[irishdude69]

@BOTDFbabe baisez ton canapé! (Bay-zay tawn can-nap-pay)

[irishdude69]

@FrenchHotBabe then i dont get why she said her parents were persian....what does that have to do with french?

[irishdude69]

@FrenchHotBabe u mean parisian?

[badboy74539]

Hey whats up......can u please send all those words to my email...thanks.....preciated..­ou so i can practice alot..lol...

[kanen100]

today at brake i yelled souse mon bite as loud as i could

[seargentslate]

I am in Paris now. Hope I wont have to use any of the w\phrases you just taught. Thanks for the video!

[irishdude69]

@seargentslate well, just be sure to use them sparingly. parisians are easily offended

[kanen100]

i will tell my french teacher to go fuck her self. she most likely wont know what it means

[MrJeansy95]

@kanen100 did she know what it ment

[Scorge90]

You are fat!