Peep Show S02E02 P01

[Sairahiniel15]

@zOMGLaserGunzPewPew It's a racist nickname for Chinese people, or at least it is where I'm from...

[Jaxin30993]

Jeff. What a scouse cunt.

[ChainReaction666]

3 people can shove it up their white bread arse...

[theEarlofChip]

I know a guy like jeff. I hate him

[blade3337]

@theEarlofChip I know a guy like gog. I hate him.

[celestialsalamander]

is Gog played by the comidian that maks the jokes about heklers prostituting themselves to sailors?

[arkhangelsk]

the nazi is right about sophie's being a bitch. unfortunately, he's still a nazi.

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

What's a "chinky"?

[MARTIN8A76]

"Crack!? I've got company!" Hilarious.

[ShearsOfAtropos]

lol at Jez's track

whooOOAOOOOOOOOOOAAAUUUUUU EH EH EH EH OOOoo

[TheHedgehogss]

I've got a friend! I've made a friend!! Maybe there's nothing wrong with me and I'm just a normal human being!

[DiamondSoul]

A strapon.

[theyforcedmetosignup]

"Drugs are fine now, everyone agrees." I have to tell myself that everytime I have a freakout while on e.

[Heartythreat]

"I'm so bored I could eat a fucking stapler."

[ProducShuns]

i love mark's view on super hans "better not disturb him, he might attack me and be sick"

[blubbiblubblubb]

crack! it's your favourite!

[wintersnowboard]

super hans is awesome

[mellar07]

8:48 ROFL they're such a couple ^^

[AlinaSvid]

"I've got a friend! I've got a friend! Maybe there is nothing wrong with me and I'm a normal human being!" :)))))))

[Camilapo101]

'bollocks we're going!'

[MeganHoare]

a nice little relaxing smoke of crack

[Shiryutherain]

bullocks we´re going

[SethWreckLollis]

Hurrah! It was a joke! A hilarious joke!

[jillaaree]

Oh my God....crack at a social event....too funny! I love Super Hans!

[soobwhale]

"They immediately think, 'Yeah...'"

[floridarotors]

'That's just Superhands honking on his crackpipe'...mental

[iriemike420]

Thanks for posting this, 4oD wont let me see this in america.

[stoprainingonme]

The previous opening music was better. 

[Yedaddy1234]

Super Hans has an ape drape!

[belisariusorb]

Pleasant nostalgic school small talk for when you meet old classmates:

"Remember when we made you wank off Peachy's dog for a fiver?"

[roodeey]

"Nice little relaxin' smoke o' crack'

[Supertuottaja]

Mark's laugh in 3:48 :D

[ErrEff]

"Well I want one now."

[Strangerface1]

Jeff's face at 2:48 makes me want to punch him so much!

[Yedaddy1234]

"It's a nice little smoking bit of crack!"

[Nnirvania]

JEFF!!

[DellaDomenica]

Ugh, Jeff is fucking annoying

[xraycortina]

In his defence, the Germans do eat a lot of sausages. Have spent enough time there to have noticed.

[saraomidvar]

just because he doesn't go out with an ipod and a haircut and piercings and a ..strapon

[WKaliberr]

when I'm feeling like shit I always watch this show and it makes me feel better :)

[TheRipperLetters]

@WKaliberr

Same thing goes for me, its so awesome.

[hobbes71002]

@TheRipperLetters

It really makes you feel better about yourself, doesn't it!

[NyahSk8Board]

@WKaliberr no offense but are you fat?

[WKaliberr]

@NyahSk8Board why do you ask? Im not fat. Where did that question come from

[gloomyoutlook]

'Crac!K? I've got company!"

[luckystrike020]

just like a reall person...

[crz200]

"and it' sgoing right up your white bread ass!"

[youtubinaway]

See ya later gays.

What?

Guys.

[Neonman78]

This was the first episode of Peep Show I ever saw; funny right from the start!

[glebber]

good place to start!

my fave episode!

:P

[rhardenburger]

Everything about this show is perfect! Can't wait til the next season.

[gforbesroscoe]

"a nice ol' relaxing smoke 'a crack"

[BobbyDuwitz]

What is it he says at 6:56? 'Due right?' 'to right?' 'do right?'

Pardon my ignorance, but it's a Britishism, and I'm obviously not British.

[zolarae1]

too right

[mrjoediogeneration]

he is saying too right, it means really right

[kellygan]

It's "Too right". A term of agreeance similar to damn right, or hell yeah.

[garyowenmurray]

not impressed with the irish joke...

[craigmcc13]

Get over it, Bloody whinging potato eating gimp.

[garyowenmurray]

Ha..funny guy..

[puzokutya]

Now that wasn't very nice was it?

Appologize to the little green leprachaun!

[diderik89]

god, this series is therapy! i`m having big trouble with my gitlfriend and my whole life just sucks...but then i watch mark and jez fucking their lives up and it cheers me up immensly. pathetic, isn`t it? XD

[hezuoka]

"maybe there's nothing wrong with me and I'm a normal human being" - brilliant

[orient1961]

'That crack is really Moorish'

Best line ever...

[Saphthannin]

why is there a scorpion on the wall behind Jez when he's doing the "shove it up your arse" thing? is that always there?

[mwyle]

marks laugh at 3:48 is so amazing.

[Alesalad]

well we can make the music can't we super hans?

say that crack is really mourish

[puzokutya]

what exactly does he mean by moorish?

[Yedaddy1234]

Moorish means dark or black.

[xavie13]

err not in that context...

It means you're craving more

[edpalmersuisse]

no it means you want more

[thatdrattedcat]

I believe he means "moreish," which is a laughable understatement for "addictive" (esp when referring to crack)

[blankfiend]

No, he means, "moorish" as in: the moors; as in - black; as in - ghetto; as in - a polite way of saying "niggerish."

Which is, I'm ashamed to admit, extremely hilarious.

[Armageddon2077]

@thatdrattedcat

Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Crack

[pdoggadog]

"hes honking on his crack pipe" haha

[noticketsonme]

Tell you what, that crack is really morish! Ha

[noticketsonme]

"...just a nice little relaxing smoke of crack" Best fucking line!

[benbobaggins01]

"it's not blue peter, im gonna have a nice relaxing smoke of crack" - legendary

[raggilu]

he said glue not blue

[benbobaggins01]

he said "blue peter" dyou know what blue peter is?? its an english TV show for kids

[ACTM90]

lol you thought he was saying

"It's not glue, peter" to Jeremy? Icelandic cunt

[raggilu]

what! UK?

[comicallymishapencar]

It must be completely brilliant to be Jeremy... he's got all the girls and everything, as well as ignorance being bliss, he wouldn't know all the problems he's in... must be brilliant :D

[pzil]

yaa i miss the old theme song...

[eatingjif]

i cant watch the 1st series because i always thought the music sounded too rubbish lol

[iTubeOJR]

Anyone that knows what kind of headphones Jeremy has?

[chrispti]

lol "a nice little relaxing smoke of crack"

[xao92k]

"Jez, what's Hans doing?.... Relax Mark he's just honking on his crackpipe, drugs are fine Mark everyone agrees now so shut up". looool

[grimsbyfanclub34]

is the newbie in marks office the guy of magigans? (the Movie)

[AntwonWillis]

yes

[TheDouseIt]

No sorry they are series two. I thought the Neo-nazi was in series five lol.

[TheDouseIt]

Aren't all these videos Season Five?

[Slapbass13]

No. You're wrong there...

[TheDouseIt]

That's why I corrected myself 4 days ago, 10 minutes after that comment. If you look one up from that comment, you'd see...

[Slapbass13]

I know. I realised about 2 seconds after I wrote my previous comment. Sorry.

[SethMould]

jez never sticks with one person

[graveey]

'sausage munching bosch' fukin quality love him

[aliensexgangchildren]

i nearly died when superhans said "a bit of crack" so casually

[Woodcakes]

that crack is reaaaally morish

[Jackdm1234]

I Want A Kebab.

[noisecape]

are you pretending to write?

[NameNotaNumber]

"I thought we had people in Ireland to do this for us? Lovely trustworthy voices."

I love his lines, they're great.

[noisecape]

peep show is genius, it's better than any other comedy, even Python.

[robierto87]

marks laugh at 350 is special

[warriorsleftnut]

johnson is my god!!!

[RosscoRussell]

too far

[johnnybooda]

i tell you what, that crack is really moreish!

fuckin brilliant hahaha

[mattwsims80]

crack I didn't know they done crack I thought they done cannabis but not crack

[BananaCo12321]

super hans is a crack head not jez only hans

[finalgbster]

A haircut and an ipod and peircings and a ... strap on.

I NO A BOY CALLED CHARLIE WHO IS SO LIKE GOG :P

[ross1088]

lock and load!

[Siman27]

crack, jus gimme crack

[BalaclavaReturns]

love this show

[Chriscotl]

"its not blue peter" haha

[Glozboy22]

Heh, yeah. Excellent one-liner :)

[jimdoe18]

"crack!!!, i've got company!" brilliant

[theboscokid]

The girl in the shoe shop is someone completely different

[ProfessorMonkey69]

Uh! Uh! Girl at 2:10 bringing Mark a cup of tea.... it's the SAME GIRL HE MEETS IN THE SHOE SHOP!!!! Uhhhh! UHH!!

[Weirfan69]

i don't even know if that's true, but i love your enthusiasm.

[Xxsilverblade1991xX]

steve edge is awesome, i've seen him live and he's really underrated

[mrinconspicious]

that crack is really more-ish

[Sonik117]

HaHa i love that bit

[airmiami]

Stick 4 On demand up your arse - thanks to babyblue for posting these!

[WolfyGrey]

4OD broke my wireless ^^;

I've no idea how, but before we took it to be repaired, we uninstalled it (4od was the most recently installed program) and it worked again.

[theresuga]

What about us poor Mac people?!? I love you babyblue!! :D

[latebaroque]

just a bit of crack

[mikey463]

BACK SCRATCHER

[UKGangstas]

watch the vid instead of reading the comments then

[noisecape]

nice little relaxing smoke o crack

[Flighn]

"A nice little relaxing smoke of crack!"

[noisecape]

lmao, we've been saying that all weekend at leeds fest

[joswatkin]

Look at me - I was at a festival

[noisecape]

it's about the nice little relaxing smoke of crack, not the festival.

[mreesm]

haha.  moreish.

[queer11111]

everyone loves crack

[nemeth2009]

Super hands what a name :)

[dumpel]

It's Super Hans ;)

[braggersrights]

Cool it's wrong but I like 'super hands' :-)

[Strarnin]

i thought it was Superhands too :)

[KaneBrough]

His Hands truly ARE Super!!

[portersbabe]

I agree , but you know his name is Super Hans ?! Super Hands would really suit him though lol.

[jjeffs07]

didnt particulary enjoy d irish related dig, unreal other than dat

[dynamite1324354]

Just another example of why Brits make the best comedy!!! Brilliant!!

[polo1o1]

if anyone has a free PC that i can have just get in touch :)

[baehj2915]

oh dear lord, this show is *painfully* funny!

"maybe there's nothing wrong with me and i'm just a normal human being."

this is so wonderful. i love you so much for this show.

[io504]

Are You Pretending To Write ?

NO !

[michellel11]

can somebody please tell me whether it's super hans or super hands.

[jaggturkey]

yeah im pretty sure its hans..

i thought it was hands at first :P

[blameasia]

i can't believe you were going to get me a kebab!

[mattblacktramp]

that crack is really moreish

[oddonejon]

And by the way Id just like to say Jeremyshambles and Totentanz616 are a bunch of morons. Their argument which runs quite a bit back through this comment section is quite fun to read because they are both so pathetic and full of themselves and neither of them seems to have a clue of what theyre talking about. Theyre either 2 little boys trying to be big men or its 2 men with the brains of children. Please read their petty childish argument and comment on it, its almost as funny as this episode!

[Totentanz616]

Pointing out ridiculously stupid statements like "race has been disproven by every scientist in the world" and correcting them, makes me an idiot?

I don't think you understand the definition of "idiot" however ironic that might be.

If nobody debunked ridiculous statements, we would live in a different time, mate.

And me stating facts, that makes me full of myself?

In my previous comments i've just laughed him off, because he is an arrogant idiot.

I wonder what you are..

[oddonejon]

You can sit and wonder what I am but unfortunatly for you, you've provided me with enough evidence from your silly argument that you are infact a silly little wanker with too much time on his hands ^-^

You can reply to this if you like, Im sure your response will amuse me just as much as your previous one and I like the fact you are so easy to provoke =)

[oddonejon]

One of my all time favourite epiodes. Peep show is the best comedy to come out of britain no question about it

[freddiesworder]

'Hes honking on his crackpipe'

[Totentanz616]

I mis-read the entire thing, ignore the quote in my comment, and just point the rest at that idiot jeremyshambles.

[jeremyshambles]

you dont have to remind us to ignore you, it goes without saying, cheers

[Neil10000]

I hear that trying to sound intellectual on the internet is the new cool.

[MatthewMulligan999]

tell you what, that crack is really more-ish xD

[CapitalCityScumbag]

"ooh yeah spicy" dont know why but that but cracked me up big time

[Kingloveland]

maniac laughs

[Nidal1402]

"Please like my music you lanky w*nker!" :-D

[MikefromMadrid]

Irish niggers

[alexthemod1]

"gog"......."GOD?!" haha! superhans is a genius.

[geturballsout]

Tell you sumink that cracks really moreish

[king2muscle]

bit o crack

[VUandChips]

Jez has amazing headphones.

[Sasgayy]

Fuck the old player of youtube was better than this shitty player...

[TheWorldOfKanebrough]

Even though it works for me I too preferred the olde rone.. God one we have a Choice to view the older one.

[lalala1234123]

who else misses Toni in the new series, i think she was fab!

and spot on "relax its not blue peter just havin a nice relaxin smoke of crack" lol

[jeremyshambles]

that line, or just about most of super hans lines do, makes me laugh so hard. that crack is really "moreish"

[CapitalCityScumbag]

"tell you what that carck is really moreish"

[CapitalCityScumbag]

*crack* what the fuck is carck.lol

[bogsider16]

am i the only one who reckons that this unsettlingly acceptable in this one. undoubtedly it gets ridiculous but they do brimg it in softly...... im talkin bout their blatent shot at we irish in case u missed it!!!!

[craigjsm]

No, I don't think it was a shot at us. I'm Irish too and I thought it was a pretty innocent comment about call-centres. Anyway, most of them are in India now...

[trollfinger]

We are one of the only countries in europe that has office workers on saturdays. well a fuck load of them anyway.

[evergrim]

You are also one of the only counties in Europe that hasn't been sucked up into the EU. Consider yourself lucky.

Check out the lisbon treaty, i think thats all going to changge next month. turns out none of our gov