I had to add this to my favourites, and my likes, and my bookmarks in case I ever forget that there are little acts of kindness - like this one - hidden all over the world.
I think that was one of the best wedding speeches I have ever heard. Hank, and John, you are so very lucky to have each other. I have never seen a more awesome pair of brothers.
Aww that was the sweetest, most selfless and thoughtful thing ever John :). Yeti is very lucky to have you as her husband, i hope i will find someone as lovely as you are.
AH! Now I finally understand. In one of the videos that I first watched, Hank was putting stuff on his head. He put that lunchbox on his head. I assumed that he had a little girl or something. Then I watched all the videos and learned that he didn't have any kids. It has always kind of troubled me as to why he had a little girly lunchbox. This is not to say that I am not troubled now, or even that I am less troubled. At least now I know where it came from... I guess.
Excellent speech, but let me see if I got something straight here. For Hank's wedding, John repaid the money he stole from him over the years? That makes them even; where's the wedding GIFT for his brother? I guess maybe the pony and the bag (about $30?). Maybe you're both "thrifty". LOL Go Nerdfighters!
The My Little Pony Lunchbox!! Katharine said it was a wedding gift when I asked about it in the background, but it was even more awesome than I thought! I think I woke my kids up laughing. :)
What a brilliant speech John. Thank you Dad 1.0 SO much for sharing. And what amazing timing. In a week Stuart will be delivering a best man speech at a wedding (pressure on him!), though probably the only thing we owe the groom is a lawn mower and that would not look as cool in a my little pony bag.
What I find hilarious is that one of those stacks of ones makes am appearance in one of the B2.0 videos.
moonlady3000 1 week ago
You can hear Katherine laughing really clearly :D
06ellie0 2 weeks ago
can he toast at my wedding?
ellencradd10 2 weeks ago
Wow Hank sounds like Anya.
StigGT2 1 month ago
@Mathsvlog please tell them chloe says hi. then the will know that some chloe somewhere exists and is a nerdfighter.
MrFuffley 1 month ago
Holy crap I can't wait to meet them on Sunday XD
MathsVlog 1 month ago
the "well I'll tell you" sounded very much like Seinfeld
watrgrl89 1 month ago
heheheh Hank just.. Loves money
FutureAbe 2 months ago
Aww! This was his speech at their wedding?!?! That's so cute!
MsWasteland101 2 months ago
this video is like my favorite thing in the whole world
brooklyntakemein94 2 months ago
When my older brother stole my money, I knew it. I counted my change too.
I made him pay interest.
WhatIfItWasPurple 2 months ago
My god. Hank was a brony before it was cool!
OmegaProductions100 3 months ago 37
@OmegaProductions100 that needs to be the top comment XD
Zeroviron 1 month ago
He can write speeches like he can write books. AWESOMELY. :D
Hatgooch 4 months ago 13
jesus i wish my older brother would give me the money he owes me like that!
raindropsonroses6 5 months ago
I so wish we could see Hank and Katherine's reactions
niemannicole 5 months ago 28
it's hank and katherine's 5th anniversary tomorrow!
xCherrymistx 5 months ago 5
Best. Speech. Ever. <3
BecauseJustBecause 5 months ago 4
Hank Green: The original Brony
G3Du 5 months ago 20
Dear John and Hank's parents..
Thank you.
DFTBA,
~ Erin, and the rest of nerdfighteria.
blulemonade 5 months ago 25
This is the sweetest thing ever.
greenspot13 5 months ago 10
John Green, you are just fantastic.
CarrieDAway12 5 months ago 7
i really was hoping he ended his speech with Best Wishes!!!
kcodey01 5 months ago 5
I would have loved to see Hank reaction during this speech.
WaterEngel4 5 months ago 16
'Thank god nobody asked me about it. "Why you got so many ones?"' lol
WaterEngel4 5 months ago 5
I seriously can't think of a better wedding speech. :)
fishsticksNcustard11 5 months ago
I want him to talk at my graduation...
lauren2397 5 months ago 3
That was one of the sweetest things I have ever heard. That was so cute. Wow.
Likeflames 5 months ago
"By my calculations..." Uh-oh you're no mathematician. :P
TwitchySirenixie 5 months ago 8
I love John
fusionet24 5 months ago
I want John Green to officiate my wedding!
jazlyn777 5 months ago
You talk like you write.
Guysaac 5 months ago 9
Only John Green could make a speech that's heartfelt, funny and amazing. I don't know anyone else on the planet that could have done that better.
dunzy1996 5 months ago 4
He should have payed in pennies xD
CosmicScaleFactor 5 months ago 7
If I were him I would have put it in pennies.
musicbookimdone 5 months ago 2
Best wedding speech ever.
feaadfaerie 5 months ago
What year was this?
alwayzjello 5 months ago 2
So cute :D
lolololliepop1 5 months ago 2
If I was John, I would have only put 991 just to see if Hank noticed... Trollololol
ashleyyybuggg123 5 months ago 80
such a great speech :D
Kiffaanngissuseq 5 months ago
I. LOVE. THIS.
Whiffinity 5 months ago
I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
xXxLinguagirlxXx 5 months ago
992 one dollar bills. genius!
chocoholic718 5 months ago
Aaw :DD BH2.0 FTW
g00hz 5 months ago
HANK IS A BRONY OMG
hawt4pancakes 5 months ago 10
lol i love these guys
Ashatokka 5 months ago
Best brotherhood in the world!
crystalclear411 6 months ago 7
Awwwwwwwww that's soooo cute!
scoodles007 7 months ago
Awwwwwwwww
musiclilies 7 months ago
That was one of the sweetest things ever! :D
hawthorn25tree 7 months ago
This is officially the best toast ever!
There really should have been a camera on Hank's face during the speech:)
fishsticksNcustard11 8 months ago 17
So Hank is going to send Henry to college. Hank is so nice!
ItsLittleLaura 8 months ago 66
I had to add this to my favourites, and my likes, and my bookmarks in case I ever forget that there are little acts of kindness - like this one - hidden all over the world.
nfarley01 8 months ago
Dear John,
Can I PLEASE use this for my brother's wedding?
Nerdfighterian 8 months ago 4
Best toast I have ever seen. My sister will not give one this good at my wedding.
How could she? She doesn't even know who John Green is.
hesavedme531 8 months ago
I will never not love these guys :]
TheSarahSideofThings 8 months ago
Thumbs up if you got here through Tumblr
tubadame 8 months ago 16
This is sooooo cute !
EmilyMcdreamy 8 months ago
I was kind of waiting for him to say "Best Wishes!" even though it was highly unlikely...
neniainas 9 months ago 10
I laughed so much all the way through this! :D
ItsLittleLaura 9 months ago 6
I wish John were my brother
MrMW2nd 9 months ago 11
Clearly, sir, you are a writer.
freezie656 10 months ago 15
was this for his wedding or something?
sparksflyup1223 10 months ago
@sparksflyup1223 probably
372monkey 9 months ago
Best Speech EVER!!!
Angeltears2431 10 months ago 11
awwwwwwwwwwww
26Staples 11 months ago
Adooooorbz.
PaperJoelio 11 months ago
This was such a good speech!
and on a sidenote....seems Hank's a brony
sheercoldvid 11 months ago
That was the sweetest thing.
bakerybabe29 11 months ago 6
Wow. Wow. Wow. Such an amazing speech.
How much are your hourly rates!
SirTeeGeeEss 11 months ago 4
That's so mean! Lol poor Hank!
myARTjournal 11 months ago
Gaaahhh this is just awesome.
resiherm 11 months ago
Absolutely fantastically adorable.
thelastgoodkiss21 11 months ago
I love this. So much. DFTBA
AccioAdventure 11 months ago
john, you sir are a genius
chuckjustforfunzies 11 months ago
John...you're such a BROTHER!
LexiPexi15 11 months ago 2
BAWWWWWWWW :3
frcepeda 11 months ago
Gods, this is hilarious.
FirstmateRouge 11 months ago
I think that was one of the best wedding speeches I have ever heard. Hank, and John, you are so very lucky to have each other. I have never seen a more awesome pair of brothers.
hopieg07 11 months ago 3
Awww.
That is all.
katien22 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
why am i not part of this family?!
KatexDilligaf 11 months ago 2
That was fantastic.
marknalex 11 months ago
I think I got six pack abs from laughing so much. xD
NobelNighthawk274 1 year ago 12
I actually have never cried so much :')
Razzle234 1 year ago
John can you toast my wedding? Possibly?
OminousNerdGirl 1 year ago 7
@OminousNerdGirl If you have it inside of an elephant, I bet he will. :)
EbonyShadow07 11 months ago
@EbonyShadow07 I'll start working on that right away then. :P
OminousNerdGirl 11 months ago
Can John Green toast at my wedding? I would pay for that, so instead having a band I would have John Green there.
LibelliaJones 1 year ago 17
hahah awwwww
annaslater11 1 year ago
fast forward to 2010...... John: hank i need money for henry's college fund :) lol
smcgaff222 1 year ago 12
@smcgaff222 Now it's also ~ Hank: "That's what money is for. If you don't spent it, it's not doing you any good." <--- An actual quote btw
nicolewongziyen 1 year ago
this was on my birthday three years ago! I have never seen john this funny
spidermanandsnape 1 year ago 2
Wow, I never knew that this side of Hank existed!
rethinkOURreality 1 year ago 2
best. wedding speech, EVER!!!!
terratonic 1 year ago 7
John Green should give every wedding speech ever.
giveitsomepizazz 1 year ago 14
as soon as he said the words "pretty pony case" i groaned with embarrassment for hank
pepperonniepizza 1 year ago 8
@pepperonniepizza You and me both.
SHADOWVIIII 1 year ago
Awwwwww
<3
zexxaar 1 year ago
It's advantageous to have a famous author as a brother to give good speeches :)
Biogirl52 1 year ago 2
HAAAAAANK! YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!
prsfilms 1 year ago
awww the end was adorable! :)
madasrabbits06 1 year ago 3
Awe, that was such a sweet and thoughtful gift! The speech was hilarious. Hank is lucky to have you as a brother =)
KTHiNKSoFu 1 year ago
hats off...that was amazing
dsmoke8180 1 year ago
Great speech. So funny. I love John. I want to just listen to him talk or something...I love writers.
I'm sure Henry will make it through college somehow. :D
Listen to Hank groan at about 5:40.
This is beautiful.
eragonlover1 2 years ago 3
Lmao your journal entry is on my birthday (not the correct year but right day and month)
also amazingly epic toast.
Funny, kind it's great.
getonwithitnowplz 2 years ago
John Green is a modern genius.
omgitsmegx 2 years ago 13
I wish i could see Hank's reactions!
periwinkleenigma 2 years ago 14
John always has been a pro at giving speeches. I wonder if I could hire him to talk at my wedding? Haha :P
Great speech though. <3
kira902k 2 years ago 95
SO AWESOME!!
ccoledude 2 years ago 7
I started to laugh so hard I peed a little so funny.
punkslilncs 2 years ago 2
Wow I have never seen this. This is soo great!!
punkslilncs 2 years ago 3
This is probably the best speech i've ever heard. : )
LAshlieH 2 years ago 10
Aww that was the sweetest, most selfless and thoughtful thing ever John :). Yeti is very lucky to have you as her husband, i hope i will find someone as lovely as you are.
emmabee11 2 years ago 328
I wish I was the Yeti.
fanpire14393 2 years ago 8
That was the best speech ever.
RobusRaconteurs 2 years ago 6
oh that was sooooo great!!!!!
joswhatsernameS2 2 years ago 2
this is the nicest speech EVER! I wish I could've seen hanks reaction to it.
samanthak2205 2 years ago 11
That was a sweet and funny speech. I just wish we could have seen Hank's expression during it.
Tardis910 2 years ago 2
best toast ever. I kinda wish my brother would pay me back all the money he has stolen from me.
kewlkat97 3 years ago 4
what a great brother... Hank is! What a great speaker John is.
lessasgirls 3 years ago 9
I sincerely hope that Hank still has his My Little Pony Bride.
unicorncake 3 years ago 8
I'm sure he does. :)
legzandherpiano 3 years ago 2
I Love you John!!
MrsEmCullen123 3 years ago 3
Nothing delights me more than this video. (Except maybe the other times John speaks...)
:)
LindseySubtlyInked 3 years ago 5
992 dollars??
wow, and u paid it back
I wish my brother were that awesome
readthemanga 3 years ago
i wish john knew me enough to make a speech like that at my "future and currently not real" wedding.. lol
hyperionkp 3 years ago
Aw.
That was a really nice speech.
Yay nerdfighters.
natandhermusic 3 years ago 6
That was an amazing speech!
legzandherpiano 3 years ago 3
That was a great speech :)
Director705 3 years ago 4
That is such a nice speech! I wish my brother was as nice as that, but I'd be the one paying money back to him. :)
norarocksthehouse 3 years ago 2
OMG LOVE! Best Wishes!
eliz108 3 years ago
Nerdfighters!
CRAIGworks 3 years ago
JOHN GREEN, that's not the kind of thing you say at brother's wedding!!! But... it was MADE OF AWESOME. And FUNNY.
dougiedannyluv 3 years ago
That... That was amazing. Wow, you lot make me happy...
lovelyladylily 3 years ago 2
damn. you're making me cry.
showersinger34 3 years ago 4
why you got so many ones? haha
nerdfightersRus 3 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
best speech ever.
TMParrish2011 3 years ago 14
This has been flagged as spam show
Who would mark this as spam?
Director705 3 years ago
I wonder if John knows this is on here....
InsanePictureFrame 3 years ago 4
what a speech =D
Writerworm 3 years ago 9
Really though, The Green brothers make my life!
mspulido4 3 years ago 5
Oh that was great! Totally made of awesome. Congrats on not saying "Best wishes" at the end. ;)
gabichou26 4 years ago 3
I would have loved to see Hank's face during this!
LAly99 4 years ago 284
Halarious! Brilliant! Bravo! (can you speak at my wedding)?
iSheltie 4 years ago 7
john, that toast was brilliant! abosultely hilarious- very cute idea!
RoomieVlogs 4 years ago 8
THAT must be where the 'big stack of one dollar bills' came from that Hank showed in his response to being featured!
larkspur 4 years ago
Clever thinking! *applaudes*
Kangarooth 4 years ago 4
That is so funny and cute! John is so lucky to have such a frugal brother!
weezle90 4 years ago 2
aw, that's so seet!
guacamoleroxmysox 4 years ago 2
*sweet*
guacamoleroxmysox 4 years ago
haha, i loved that.
partayyxwithxrae 4 years ago
Haha I loved that! So much!
plutogirlgenius 4 years ago 2
That was so amazingly sweet best family ever
Reaperscurse 4 years ago 4
Omg....I just realized, that your diary entry was EXACTLY ten years before my birth. O.O
SunnySideUp1518 4 years ago 3
Aww, that was great.
:) haha, its was funny too.
lili4trees 4 years ago
AH! Now I finally understand. In one of the videos that I first watched, Hank was putting stuff on his head. He put that lunchbox on his head. I assumed that he had a little girl or something. Then I watched all the videos and learned that he didn't have any kids. It has always kind of troubled me as to why he had a little girly lunchbox. This is not to say that I am not troubled now, or even that I am less troubled. At least now I know where it came from... I guess.
jaketravis 4 years ago 3
perfect! I wish I had you guys as brothers!!!
ColorxMeClichex 4 years ago
Excellent speech, but let me see if I got something straight here. For Hank's wedding, John repaid the money he stole from him over the years? That makes them even; where's the wedding GIFT for his brother? I guess maybe the pony and the bag (about $30?). Maybe you're both "thrifty". LOL Go Nerdfighters!
LateToTheGame 4 years ago
imagine being the guy who had to make a toast after john.
milowent 4 years ago 7
What an awesome, awesome speech. Dad 1.0! Thanks for sharing this with all of us!
I can only hope someone filled with equally as much awesome gives an equally as awesome speech at my wedding.
How cute.
mandarific 4 years ago 2
The My Little Pony Lunchbox!! Katharine said it was a wedding gift when I asked about it in the background, but it was even more awesome than I thought! I think I woke my kids up laughing. :)
annemg 4 years ago
What a brilliant speech John. Thank you Dad 1.0 SO much for sharing. And what amazing timing. In a week Stuart will be delivering a best man speech at a wedding (pressure on him!), though probably the only thing we owe the groom is a lawn mower and that would not look as cool in a my little pony bag.
Oh, my tummy hurts from laughing!
wynflete 4 years ago
At least there will only be a couple of people at the wedding who will have watched this. That removes some of the pressure.
stukitto 4 years ago
so sweet :)
dancintherain17 4 years ago
That was fantastic! I laughed throughout and at the end my heart squeed.
marykeith47 4 years ago
very, very nice toast John. : )
ChamberyJen 4 years ago 2
That is the best speech ever. Your whole family is amazing. ^^
vethraxi 4 years ago 4
that was so funny you guys are awesome thanks for sharing dad!
therichards2000 4 years ago 2
As far as toasts go, that had to be one of the best I've ever heard. I would have loved to have seen Hank's reaction.
Bravo!
Thank's Dad 1.0 for sharing!
ldgraceblue 4 years ago 3
what a great speech....
kiwiwomble 4 years ago
i love them both. oh so much
culbrethcow 4 years ago