Card Crusher

[SpunkySkunk347]

why is there so many parodies on this

[vniikstar]

fuckface?

[YoStopYo]

I dont even...

[generalcircle]

looks like he got shot and just froze

[Dogsport1]

Well. That was awkward.

[kavieres]

PERSONA!

[HyperVegitoDBZ]

0:45 my rape senses are tingling

[thefairyuniqua]

0:45 U MAD?

[tacoburritokinghank]

BALLIN!

[codyownz2]

0:21 rapeface engaged!

[Craynnwildon]

+1 Dead puppies.

[benbluesing]

The girl is hardly fuckable

[andy7666]

@benbluesing Oh yeah, shes *REALLY* unattractive..

[thewilli64]

That was the SOPA and PIPA bill

[Shintear]

PE

RU

SO

NA!

*crushes card*

[GaiaChrono]

i think he's trying to summon a persona

[SporeFreak2010]

I know its Japanese and i cant understand what there saying but, I don't get it O-o??? why did he do that?

[MrStewpidassle]

Just, just stick it out PLEASE!! STICK OUT YOUR FUCKING MIDDLE FINGER!!!

[Huntergatherer222]

I like the tags.

[Uprising225]

he also crushes common sense what the fuck was that all about

[LucyLabrador1]

Wow... that goes on forever...

[000marioshi000]

After cards, we've got Pills, Emeralds and Chilidogs.

...okay...

[SlipperyPedo]

Im sorry but what were the events leading up to this?

[PyroBlastOne]

i dont get it

[luvableguy123]

Asians

The Original Trolls

[EZZEYTHEPOKEMONLOVER]

thumbs up if you got here form funny pokemon pictures on fb!!! XD

[iJakez]

DaFuq Japan?

[Grny25]

WTFH!?

[Losuurx]

Does anyone even understand what the hell just happened?

[luvableguy123]

@ Losing It was the internet My freind

[Fartmastaman]

Obvious green screen is obvious.

[coolbones]

for the foreigners who don`t get it:

In Japan it`s common to exchange business cards, comment on it and then store it in your wallet.

For example ``ah tanaka san, you work at x company``

tanaka: yes, im director of sales blablabla

In this case, the professor is showing comedic ways to anger people. In this sketch, when he receives the hostess`s card, he comments on it like usual, confirming that she works for terebi tokyo and when she starts talking about her job, he suddenly crushes her card.

[firefox868]

Rape Face!

[JIllianne1690]

Wait..what the- xD

[hadomaru1121]

what is happening.

[UnicoMawer]

hahahahah epic!!!

[nerfboy226]

0:40 U mad Bro?

[Fitorisama]

You Don't Say?

[TheRyanshort]

That girl is pretty hot

[PyroFrost135]

if this was in america, there would be a laughing track

[Tannz0rz]

@PyroFrost135 >He has never seen Tim and Eric.

[tobypullenrulz]

She looks lukes shes gnna cry lol pathetic human

[Warlordgore]

I wish to know the reason behind this genius

[link2dapas]

if he did tht to me i would kick his ass

[RaeuberPozzenfotz]

If you know the context of this video and japanese social culture in general, then you feel rly rly bad for dis poor wimmin right thar

[runedude65]

China meets Japan.

[TalonIIV]

0:16-0:20 is he sliding closer?

[iCarb0n]

0:43 

[TheIHaveADHD]

I love this guy, he crushes cards and doesn't afraid of anything

[MonkeyDLuffy444]

so many whats???

[shallowmerger]

ZOOMJAP

[EagleHawk175]

...so many questiones!

[0Sifu]

K.O.

[pEnYEaH]

whyyy?? D':

[OverStuffedTaco]

Am I the only one who gets a real Tim and Eric Awesome Show vibe from this video?

[Itr0lledurMuM]

@OverStuffedTaco yes

[89murph]

lulwut?

[magicsuslik]

shes really beautiful

[YourFatherIsDad]

Hey, Slowbro, you want this get?

....

*CRUSH*

Slowbro: Sure, I'll take it!

*Stare*

[delizvillanueva]

shake that. Every day im crushing cards da da da da du du du dudu du du du du du du

[C1xiro20]

Like a BOSS!!!!

[HakotenX]

He must be a hit at the local Yu-Gi-Oh parties.

[EndermeanieMinecraft]

+1 dead puppies

[snappercactus]

so THAT'S where this came from...oh Japan...

[supabunny]

@snappercactus btw doing this or ripping it is the ultimate insult to business people in japan :3

[ultimateanime45]

@snappercactus makes sense

[warhammerguy]

0:25 - 0:30 he looks directly into your soul O.O

[Evolutionofhell]

he wants you to look into his nostrils.



[TheJuicywaffle]

HOW DID HE KEEP A STRAIT FACE?

[ThePrayingMantis08]

All 51 people who disliked has their DICKS crushed.

[Cuddlebear6969]

I piss in the center of the toiler to assert my dominance like the Card Crusher.

[lazerboy2012]

U MAD BRA

[kevinmarquez19]

:3



[CarnivoreAJ]

why did they green screen that?

[Epicboredomez]

0:44

Nazi

[pixxelwar]

0:36 am I the only one who see this???

[Und34dy]

What?

[MasonImaginesReznov]

Want a chilidog?

[THEHUGE8BALL]

@MasonImaginesReznov sure!

[savagekid94]

he'll crush your dreams in a clinch of a fist and a stern look in the eyes.

[Oblivionstud666]

Soo.... What's the point here?...

[blih66]

UMAD?

[slipknothim13]

i have no idea what the fuck this is from, but i imagine it to be like a japanese version of tim and eric awesome show..

[Adammarketis]

*Sees boss crush my card*

"I see, thanks for your time...."

*Walks out to the line of people waiting for an review*

"He sent me out to tell you lot that all job placements has been filled, you all might as well go home"

[1sobako]

PHHAHAHA

[1sobako]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



[morphman86]

I'm in that state where I don't know if I just laughed or shit my pants! Youtube, what have you done to me?

[AllHailLunesta]

WORST.

BOSS.

EVER.

[mikegunn26]

i used to strainface.....until i took an arrow to the knee

[DjayBreaker]

Strainface. It's how I pick up chicks. ;)

[xXRougeTheBatXx]

I don't get this crap whatsoever, but I laughed anyways.

[meseetea123]

this is why my friends afraid of old people v_v;;

[CosmicAusterlitz]

The face of an asshole

[ShironTheWindragon]

I feel sorry for his co-host. She must have been really alienated. :D

[vulcan280]

i would do things to that Asian chick

[hontonegorin]

This is what happens when I give up on origami.

[AlfonsoTheGod]

@1Sifting me too

[MarBelieves]

@1Sifting Lmao i do tooo!!!!!

[timewaster0]

@1Sifting i piss right in the center of the toilet as loud as i can to assert dominance.

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

@1Sifting I put paper in my toilet to prevent the water splashing my asshole.

[LemonatoR32]

@1Sifting I piss beside the toilet to make as large a mess as possible.

[MrFallout300]

@1Sifting

I piss in the middle to show domanince

[Yoshisune1208]

@1Sifting I piss directly into the water so it makes noise to assert my dominance

[SClassFinalFlash]

@Yoshisune1208 I piss all over the toilet seat im drUnk :D

[windson7]

@Yoshisune1208 and I take a shit before pissing otherwise my ass gets full of piss

[hadrumal]

@Yoshisune1208 i dont piss

[dungeonbachelor]

@Yoshisune1208 I wish I could do that; but my female flatmates force me to sit down to pee. Now it doesn't make noises at all, cuz my dick hangs in the water

[Togamaster34]

@dungeonbachelor you must have a really small toilet then.

[1ch190]

@Yoshisune1208 I hope you have a large bladder to match, for a reputable performance to which one can attest to your dominance.

[KNIGHTMAREMANIAC]

@1Sifting Cool story bro

[LaVaReEfAcT1]

Oh! So this is where it started...

[origialtych]

I don't get it

[Trentv4]

240p, we meet again. DAMN.

[jarvy251]

I fucking lost it. Even after all these years this is still hilarious.

[Alinilz]

0:53. Wut da' fugh?! What the hell is this cursed shit?!?!?!

[mystacris]

D00d, eye th1nk he tr0ll1n.

[Dowa2b]

Guile's Theme, Definitely Goes With This XD

[XiaoDemon117]

0:41 Nazi!

[seth4563210]

*trollface*

[cerberus144]

What the hell?

[Hundrings]

Loool, when they zoom in on his face, his nostrils are going bananas.

[JoanuMostrafta]

@Hundrings You can tell from his eyes and chin that he's struggling not to burst out laughing :D.

[JoanuMostrafta]

@JoanuMostrafta Or his jaw, rather

[falcons179]

Teh fuck @ URL

[PointyMetalEdges]

hail hitler

[Skrakjaw7]

whatthefuckjapanlolsrsly?

[zettaRave]

You don't leave a bro hanging like that.

[bOnerjAmz1993]

ME GUSTA

[wtfcowbbq]

@bOnerjAmz1993 mexicans as taylors lmaooooo

[FunnyLimbo]

it's so beautifully akward

[pokemonMAst3r2010]

am i supposed to laugh or something?

[MehTheBoy]

you want this chaos emerald?

[yashhavean]

+1 dead puppies

[159tony]

i was just waiting for that guy to burst into laugh, i ended up in being disapointed, otherwise it's a nice video :D

[shb86]

WTF !>?

[TheDustyStar18]

<_< Ummmm..



[Armalizilto]

Over 2780 people did that to 50 haters.

[Kento617]

Deebo: "WHAT CARD!?"

[TheDiddieMan]

lol wtf

[DeejayDre1]

can someone translate this?

[gazaroomf]

all the 50 people who disliked this had their cards crushed

[TheAwsomefun]

all 50 dislikes are from losers and idiots

[mw08149272]

lol you can tell that the background is a green screen, by how he and his chair move in perspective to it

[JumpmanGaming]

If somebody made a Viewtiful Joe version of this meme my life would be complete.

[aikidoka111]

But why?

[VILE191011TY12]

My hero.

[hanpk99]

this is a video , which is full of dramas , comedies and epicness and HOPES !!!

[nightmonkey07]

This is a porno right?

[MegaGorgons]

50 persons had their cards crushed

[MrWafflesthefish]

0:36 Hes greeting Hitler.

[SuperSpookyLady]

I don't know why this had me on the floor laughing my head off.

[JonPanganiban]

"Actually, it's still in tact!"

( * _*)

[fiverats1]

Can anyone tell wat dey are sayin?

[The1AndOnlyMike]

I was half expecting there to be a massive scream in the last 5 seconds. 

[tehthirdperson]

Dat green screen

[flcl64]

Suddenly, entire deck ruined.

[TheRoamingGnome2]

lol what the hell is this from?

[Zanfire11]

??????

so random lol

[ac120479]

I think that was her business card.

[Thunderpants121]

What the fuck?

[thegamegorilla]

I feel really bad for her...

[Shetyre]

shit just got real

[cbradley1391]

umadbro?

[j0r3l07]

THAT FACE

[keineahnung661]

0:36 nazi^^



[TiffyIffy369]

0.0 m^ ಠ.ಠ

[PacmaniaAKA]

Want a chilidog?

[armorfid]

Lol @ the obvious 3D background

[Uneclipsed]

What is this actors name?!

[LemonatoR32]

@Uneclipsed what actors?

[Uneclipsed]

@LemonatoR32 Ah, I was trying to get his name. I thought he was an actor. Turns out he's a linguistics professor. I'm a dope. X3

[SurvivorsOfTitanic]

wtf was that?

[dogbone222]

i smell a new meme......

[ProfessionalWhiteGuy]

@dogbone222

You are a few years late.

[dogbone222]

@ProfessionalWhiteGuy REBIRTH!

[sirpwnage11]

Just watched Horrible Bosses. This seems somewhat related.

[dogbone222]

heiling hitler with a smile...... priceless

[abbadeen]

thank goodness that wasn't a rare pikachu card :D

[TwilightBlazeSpark]

It's just so beautifully arkward.

I couldn't stop laughing with joy.

[DarkFireProd13]

I'm in the weird part of YouTube again, aren't I?