YOU FAT MOTHER FUCKERS WHO WATCH THIS SHIT AND ENJOY IT ARE PIECES OF TRASH AND SHOULD BE RAPED BY SEXUALLY HUNGRY POLAR BEARS! You are vile animals and have the brains of mutated peanuts. Do the universe a favor and through your ipod in the sea. But make sure its off so the fish don't have to be brainwashed by the garbage you enjoy coercing through your deaf ears.
I remember sitting in class and it was quiet, and at this point quite a few of my friends knew this song. So I sang quite quietly, "why you coming home" and then someone from across the room replied "5 in the morn" then someone else sang "something's going on" and then like 10 of us burst out "CAN I SMELL YO DICK?" It was amazing.
Unbelievable. I believe the fall of western civilization has arrived. Not to mention the fact that if a relationship sinks to this level it is toxic. Kind of like the song, in fact.
This is the most stupid piece of garbage I've ever seen. How old is that girl singing? Twelve? This isn't witty or clever. I couldn't care less about the naughty words. It's just plain boring. This is three minutes I'll never get back.
To be honest, that fat dude would smell like he fucked a wheel of cheese two hours after a shower. And at that, does she assure that the dick smells fine before he left?
my mama always do that when she on the phone . . . she be pointin her fingers and rolling her neck like the person on the other line can hear her ! lol #FAIL
That's all Shane Dawson's fault that I'm here! But what is his excuse??
claryfree 3 days ago
AHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
ARMBARATHLETICS 5 days ago
fishblow(dot)com Brought me here
XxItzMeAgainxX 5 days ago
Shane Dawson \(O.O)/
Thats My excuse
thats got me here-.-
Lysandraox 5 days ago 3
Shane Dawson brought me here... whats YOUR excuse?!
nomnomcoffee 6 days ago 2
Shane Dawson brought me here.. -_____-
thighsucks101 6 days ago 5
this isnt even logical if somethingd going on then she just smell my dick thats nasty
boy577 1 week ago
@boy577 ... your too young dude
iMaDeadMuffin 1 week ago
i wonder how shane found this
TheSUMMIE 1 week ago
9gag voters should be here about now...
TheStenholm1337 1 week ago
9gag army, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
gorka2003 1 week ago 4
fishblow?
Andrzej2367 2 weeks ago
never gets old .
JadoreLaBeauty 2 weeks ago
Is she serious? :O
TheLaucito96 2 weeks ago
I don't know who Shane Dawson is and if you read Cracked you're a dingleberry. I honestly don't know what took you shitdrips so long getting here.
wtfuchattin 2 weeks ago
@wtfuchattin U are an Anus of the highest calibur
GetSumNutz 2 weeks ago
@GetSumNutz and u mad. Why else would you capitalise anus?
wtfuchattin 2 weeks ago
i kicked my shit laughing :D xD
PitCinoOla 2 weeks ago
yes , we all know shane brought us here.
iSuperfly7 2 weeks ago
hahha, shane dawson brought me here!! :D
Feliciadawn2110 2 weeks ago
i'm twelve and what is this?
missfertilityh 2 weeks ago
It's the black friday
muddysporkz 3 weeks ago
why does she want to smell his dick
thecreativewebshow 3 weeks ago 11
Thumbs if Shane Dawson sent you!
shuffleisthebest10 3 weeks ago
This is a joke, right?
Greengiant223 3 weeks ago
I LOVE SONGS LIKE THIS!!! any1 got tips for songs with blk girls and gansta language??:D
sigur95 4 weeks ago
"In the club with 30-foot bitches"?
FarmerMayhem 4 weeks ago
i was brought here by the perez hilton spoof w/ miley and the jonas brothers
Skysthelimit212 1 month ago
i'm here because of shane dawson xD
DamonPetrovaTV 1 month ago
Kill the song before it lays eggs
yourbloodisyummy 1 month ago
lol Shane. xD
elephantslovebacon16 1 month ago
SHANE DAWSON!!!!!!!!!!
14bexi14 1 month ago
Can i smell them big ol titties
EOD06 1 month ago
This needs to die.
SunnyLovetts 1 month ago
YOU FAT MOTHER FUCKERS WHO WATCH THIS SHIT AND ENJOY IT ARE PIECES OF TRASH AND SHOULD BE RAPED BY SEXUALLY HUNGRY POLAR BEARS! You are vile animals and have the brains of mutated peanuts. Do the universe a favor and through your ipod in the sea. But make sure its off so the fish don't have to be brainwashed by the garbage you enjoy coercing through your deaf ears.
SunnyLovetts 1 month ago
@SunnyLovetts ok... then why r u watching this?
212divingrocks 1 month ago
@212divingrocks Hold on. Does this mean you legitimately think this a good song?
You do realise practically EVERYONE watching this video is doing so because they find it hilarious, right? Not just the guy you replied to.
FarmerMayhem 4 weeks ago
i am slowy going to the weird part of youtube
01Cacamestery01 1 month ago 4
Shane Dawson
Cr33p4rz 1 month ago
wow this song is kinda bad....yeah........
jamesarnesen 1 month ago
This is better than My Neck My Back..
EvansHomeVideos 1 month ago
Thought it was 4 in the morning...how you sleeping..and awake?
ASerrant2 1 month ago
no fat black bitch is gna smell my dick
Stizou777 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
jesus. :DDDDDD
TheElleyoo 1 month ago
why are all of em fat? :/ D:
sweetcupcake215 1 month ago
@sweetcupcake215 because they're americans
ezeturbio 1 month ago
@ezeturbio LOLOLOLOL
sweetcupcake215 2 weeks ago
Shane Dawson brought me here LOL.
emz1998xx 1 month ago
shane brought me here...
alice05650 1 month ago
If Shane Dawson didn't bring you here, than it makes me wonder what did. -__-
LoveHateAndSerenity 1 month ago 164
It smells like chocolate
Jennifergustawski 1 month ago
@LoveHateAndSerenity ahah, i know this song since 2009 before shane dawson's vid, i was on facebook and i saw this vid. :)
FMDSSDMF18 1 month ago
@LoveHateAndSerenity I love shanedawson to much to not look for this song
UnSwaggedLoser 4 weeks ago
thumbs up if shane dawson made u curious enough to bring you here
PBLOVE182 1 month ago
i love how she says smell yo dick so seriously aha
PBLOVE182 1 month ago
hahaha WTF
eddiea0 1 month ago
This song would of been so perfect if she didn't say "can I smell yo dick?"
09Chique09 1 month ago 2
People don't seriously think like this do they?
dwyImike 1 month ago 2
Please...please, tell me this isn't a serious song.
It's like The Lonely Island, right? ;-;
baffledBITS 1 month ago 2
black friday
jeremycohen96 1 month ago
Oh Shane..Shane Shane Shane..Thank you<3
luckycloverize 1 month ago
shanes fav song
789bloodymary 1 month ago
Who wants to smell that fat ass's dick?
sprtone101 1 month ago
this aint fuckin old schoo;
meowtrox 1 month ago
Female version of today's rap.
8o8hawaiii 1 month ago
I remember sitting in class and it was quiet, and at this point quite a few of my friends knew this song. So I sang quite quietly, "why you coming home" and then someone from across the room replied "5 in the morn" then someone else sang "something's going on" and then like 10 of us burst out "CAN I SMELL YO DICK?" It was amazing.
MissMKaaaY 1 month ago 4
It took me till half way through to realise this wasnt a parody *brain implodes*
xxtiaan 1 month ago 2
I was brought here by my mom ? :S
anonymousMinaj 2 months ago
OK. Who ever thought this was a good idea!?! Oh. God. Why. (for those Redditors)
MrArtist8800 2 months ago
Cracked!
xblackstallionx 2 months ago
Also brought here by Cracked, though I'd heard this song before. Actually, I've heard worse...there's nothing new under the sun!
As far as raunchy, black music, I prefer jazz. PLEASE look up "Shave 'em Dry"--you will not be disappointed.
MarshmallowEyes 2 months ago 2
I was brought here by Cracked.com and I'm a broccoli casserole!
twominutepenalty 2 months ago 4
I was also brought here by Cracked.com and I'm glad it did! :)
fabulushfour 2 months ago
Iwas brought here by Cracked.com and Iwish Iwasnt... :(
PatrickisL 2 months ago 30
Please tell me this song is a joke XD
havokjv 2 months ago
fishblow HAHA
ProRiverside 2 months ago
Unbelievable. I believe the fall of western civilization has arrived. Not to mention the fact that if a relationship sinks to this level it is toxic. Kind of like the song, in fact.
HeartoftheDragonColo 2 months ago 4
thumbs up if shane dawson brought you here!
AlexaRocks360 2 months ago
haaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahahahahahah..............
zackdiesuke 3 months ago
Is this a serious song??
mondiemaiberz 3 months ago
Can you?! Don't ask bitch, just grab it!
LatePerkele 3 months ago
I preferred the original Dionne Warwick version.
DaiLlew 3 months ago 2
That was so bad I think it gave me cancer
zanovar 3 months ago 2
*sigh* I can't believe I just gave this a view. Thanks a lot Cracked... Good for a chuckle though.
Agentrjdark 3 months ago 3
@Agentrjdark surprisingly i'm not here from cracked please provide article name.
locjuan25 3 months ago
@locjuan25 It's an article titled, "7 Music Trends whose return must be stopped."
Agentrjdark 3 months ago
There's no way this is serious...
Tahh48 3 months ago
lol i came here cracked
malikanbar 3 months ago
why would you smell your cheating boy friends dick?
skipe94 3 months ago
@skipe94 to check an see if it smell like pUSSY ahahaha its all good mayne lol
Irockman1 3 months ago
@Irockman1 yeah i guesses it
skipe94 3 months ago
isn't the riskay the girl, that raps? i mean i thought it was...
1emina 3 months ago in playlist SMELL YO DICK
Love this song ttvm <3 Most beautiful rap song <3
BloodLegacyRS 3 months ago
I mean, is there anymore foolproof method of catching him in the act than smelling his dick?
LMAO WHAT IS THIS!??!?!
fsujci 3 months ago 2
Is this real life?
Geezeus28 3 months ago 2
wtf...her bf cheated on her and she wanted to smell his d*ck? stupid song...
justwatchingxoxo 3 months ago
damn this was the ghetto shit they all singin' up in my hood
Thenextchriscornell 3 months ago
This towns needs guns brought me here
pantalonesycamisas 3 months ago 3
Wait, this has to be a joke. I don't quite get it, but it's pretty funny
fenix9885 3 months ago
i got here from Shane
wowwow704 3 months ago
thumbs up if youre a crackhead
skaterat1341990 3 months ago 2
This is quite possibly the single most beautiful piece of art I've ever had the privilege to listen to.
odyssey2341 4 months ago 2
Shane Dawson sent me here.....no surprise LOL
Chrizkerr2 4 months ago 6
Where is Ramirez?
lurobertox 4 months ago in playlist Liked
Classic track, damn it, lawls!
nhlalwenhlezondo 4 months ago
FML... I LIKE THIS SONG
JKirk03 4 months ago
LOL
Adaness91 4 months ago
>Can I smell your penis and see if you were with another woman?
It that a normal thing to do?
Is she looking for her own scent it or if she detects stank, would that be a serious dick smelling fight?
The big guy smells like ass anyway, why worry about his smelly dick, that you would ingest by smelling.
He is borderline diabetic.
rjd279 4 months ago
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rjd279 4 months ago
thumbs up if shane brought u here :D
TheRebelion009 4 months ago
i love the song,, but the lyrics is to dirty,, :(
ewin5555 4 months ago
lol
KrAzYsHeM 4 months ago
I sent myself here shane fags ;D
zippern93 4 months ago
I need to thank Shane for bringing me here.. The lyrics made me laugh like a maniac!
jojodeathbat 4 months ago
OMFG!! WTF???
funnysoraia 4 months ago
like if shane dawson brought you here :P
TheSUMMIE 4 months ago 60
@TheSUMMIE yea
BlueAddidas123 1 month ago
fucking niggers
thing88 4 months ago 2
Shane Dawson <3
Kaskjdhs 4 months ago 3
fishblow . com ;P
P3sc 4 months ago
This can't be for real..
BunBun969 4 months ago
If you can smell yo dick then... Wash yo Dick.
CrimsonTrivium 4 months ago 3
What. The. Fuck.
oneone1onezero0 4 months ago 6
thumbs up if shane dawson brought you here
leical9 5 months ago in playlist SMELL YO DICK 66
@leical9 yea
BlueAddidas123 1 month ago
What an abortion of a song.
Ixoyz 5 months ago 2
What the fuck did I just watch?
ButterflyRedrum 5 months ago 6
This is gold!!! lol
CarniCarnage 5 months ago 4
This is the most stupid piece of garbage I've ever seen. How old is that girl singing? Twelve? This isn't witty or clever. I couldn't care less about the naughty words. It's just plain boring. This is three minutes I'll never get back.
kalvynevans 5 months ago 3
A moment of silence. For rap music. R.I.P.
"Biggie and Pac" - "Riskay"
TheVader2 5 months ago 6
Tears to my eyes. So fucking beautiful. These lyrics just...I've never heard anything so. Wow.
BubbleGum424 5 months ago 150
lol niggers
devilMiro 5 months ago 6
Well, this is a masterpiece. A grand example of the modern age, such a heartbreaking lyrical magnus opus of the music industry!
FrostWinds 5 months ago 11
996 people really did smell his dick.
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gersaberto 5 months ago
Awesome, she can smell my dick
ughthis1sstupid 5 months ago
This is not a parody! hahahaha i heard an interview and she said she composed it when she was having trouble with a relationship lol
jorge1234 5 months ago
You know, if it wasn't the fact that 'smell yo dick' is such a fucked up request, this song could have probably topped the charts.
This is sad.
Ayzukiolover 5 months ago
Did anyone see this on Icton adventures in L4D2?
Zenarkii 5 months ago
fishblow.com .....
GraZeTricky 5 months ago
loloololol
GraZeTricky 5 months ago
God damn black people, man.
SirDakkalot 5 months ago 5
This is beautiful,
MyPhoneWillNeverDie 5 months ago 4
love this song!!
jonninaP 5 months ago
To be honest, that fat dude would smell like he fucked a wheel of cheese two hours after a shower. And at that, does she assure that the dick smells fine before he left?
Furthermore... fucking forget it.
rjd279 5 months ago
@rjd279 I agree
xxhowisuxx 5 months ago
self-parody
KingAlanI 5 months ago
lol 1 guy 1 fish. search
fullofchords 5 months ago
swaim
menga111 5 months ago
i dont get why she wants to smell his dick? :L
speedie2eedie 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you came here from cracked
Wind0quiff 6 months ago 132
@Wind0quiff Haha, yup
fenix9885 3 months ago
This is the best thing I've ever seen
Dreamweapon3 6 months ago
Thumbs up if y'all all want a Snickers Jacket !
ravenation81 6 months ago 4
Dicks aint made to be smelt.
zachattack11483 6 months ago 5
k so i know why she wants to smell da dick cuz foo she cant smell her owwn vagina!!
Reighann11 6 months ago
Not that supprised that both top comments are douche' bags begging for thumbs up.
To be honest, I really don't fucking care who the fuck brought you to any video!
DelightfullyBritish 6 months ago
my mama always do that when she on the phone . . . she be pointin her fingers and rolling her neck like the person on the other line can hear her ! lol #FAIL
bussinqBadd 6 months ago
Fuyck shane dawnson.He need to just smacked
metobe104 6 months ago
Thumbs up if bandwagon
THEPANTSWEREDEAD 6 months ago
Thumbs up if your friend asked to smell your ****.
slashmatt12 6 months ago
why not
thundertower 6 months ago
Snickers ad placement at 3:30?
captaindisfunction 6 months ago 3
W/ those 2 monkey girls, I'da hit diamond too!!!! Nasty!!
poppaluv 6 months ago
i like friday more lol
AymanTurkistani 6 months ago
please tell me this is a joke song...
slightlyderanged 6 months ago
hahahha
SMELL MY DICK BITCHES !!!
lol
basic078 7 months ago
Thats a weird looking kitchen.
TH3PANDA8094 7 months ago
thumbs up if you were searching for some weird ass porn when you found this video. . .i find it hard to masturbate to this.
joeljoseph7825 7 months ago
yeaaa thiss rox....can i smell your dick....dahahaha love it
kaffz1 7 months ago
the lyrics are fucked up....but damn, its a great tune :D
LiAYuMmY 7 months ago
This video is an embarrassment to black women!
coccinelle80 7 months ago
the human male is naturally non-monogamist, bitches need to learn there place in the kitchen and stop complaining.
joshuahardy95 7 months ago
...Damn, I'm gonna have this stuck in my head all weekend...
cannypal 7 months ago 2