Next time Pat Robertson pretends to talk to God, he has to come up with a more believable text. That line about America being the "champion of the opressed people of the world" totally betrayed him.
I pray that God takes this "special" soul to heaven immediately. I don't know how God can make do without his interesting talents and intellect. Let us pray............oh merciful God of all the universe, please accept this king toady doofus to your realm without delay. Amen.
God told me who the President will be, but can't tell youu! -trollface- Then when someone elected he'll say hahh told you I knew! And anyone can see that anyone who gets elected will be a shit president. Obama, Romney, the Newt? A well informed 10 year old can predict that.
I love how it sounds like God is asking Pat for help in their conversation. He seems really concerned for the future of America, but he can't save the world without Pat Robertson's help. Wow. "There MUST be an urgent call to prayer" (because either I can't act without your help, or I I don't care about you enough to save the world unless you really beg me to do it.)
@SoldierOfBreath Like when Eisenhower ordered troops into Guatemala because chiquita couldn't controll its bannana plantation workers who weren't reviewing enough pay to live on for their slave labor.But justice prevailed and the robber barons were able to keep the wages down and force the people back to work.
That is one sad example of my home countries "justice."
Almost re-subscribed. I'm watching ya TYT. Come back just a TINY bit towards the center and I'm back on board. Regardless good luck! Always been a quality and genuine show IMO.
why would god tell people to pray? isnt prayer supposed to be people asking god for favours? what good is it for god to tell people to pray to prevent something?
Guys, he should be alwoed to say what ever the fuck he wants. Its in the first amendment, to say he should be taken of the air is just as bad as what the christans would like to do with most scientific knowlege.
@ILikeMeProductions Well, just because I can tell someone they are a fucking stupid fucking moron who is bat shit crazy because it's my right to does not mean I should. I hate all these people who abuse their right to "Free speech" They hide behind it like a bunch of fucking cowards. Free speech is not a right, it's a privilege so don't take it for granted.
One of these days it's going to finally dawn on the religious right wing in this country that God really isn't that in to American political system and much less who becomes president.
Unfortunately, I can't fix the USA's problems because I'm only God. So I need YOU to tell everyone to pray to ME, and if you pray hard enough to ME to convince ME to solve these issues, I will. But I can't do it without YOU. YOU have to pray hard enough to convince ME, because without being convinced by YOU, I can't do anything about it.
Sorry, but it's out of my hands. Unless YOU convince ME that it's in MY hands. Otherwise, how would I know what to do? Right?
in some way i sometimes which jesus was coming back- im sure his first business would be ridding the world of phonies who claim to speak for him like Pat Robinson who is a disgrace to any god- however since its all nonsense to begin with i just wish a quick end to this man who by comparison is not much different from fundamentalist muslims
@TheEdge0fLife0:30 - 0:36 Pat says: "I'm gonna read what I just wrote down and as if I'm hearing from the Lord these words."
That sounds like words of a false prophet. I don't think anyone except the Pope can claim to have the God talking to them without the risk of getting locked up in a mental institution.
"Ignorant?" Pat is on TV spouting his twisted ideals, so of course people know what kind of man he is. He is hateful, doomsday nut who blames the natural disasters on unknown people.
If I got three wishes they would be 10 billion dollars, the blueprints to a 100% sustainable and affordable vehicle that ran on ocean water, and Ana Kasparian naked in my bed.
So God lets him reveal all the ambiguous and unverifiable stuff on national television, but the one prediction that anyone can confirm within a year is a SECRET. I wonder why...
Wait wait wait... you all didnt know that if you make a million+ a year that God has an occasional 1 on 1 with you? phh poor people are clueless >> ... lol ;)
"Your country will be torn apart by internal stress...Expect chaos and paralysis."
What an amazing revelation of things to come directly from God's prophet Pat Robertson! It's not very hard to predict the future when you're simply stating what's going on today and predicting that the same will be true next year. Way to bring it Pat Robertson.
Oh so Pat is like the Pope, he has a special connection to God the rest of us do not have ah? That or is it thew age he has lost the edge that made him such a good charlatan all those years ?
@newdarnaccount Oh, and God just told me gay marriage is fine, and communism is his chosen economic system. He also told me who's going to win the Oscar for best actor this year, but I can't talk about that.
Interesting Pat Robinson video. It's funny how people make it look like God needs our help to repair the world. Christians would be the first to admit that God twists arms to get them what they want, but when told that it means God has to twist free will, they emphatically deny this. God does not need anybody's help to change a nation. Inasmuch as prayer calls on God to affect lives, our actions determine the actual effect. After all, does heaven not help those who help themselves?
@obviouslyso "After all, does heaven not help those who help themselves?"
No, no it does not. People who help themselves, help themselves. People who pray, then act accomplish the same as people who simply act. The only difference is that the people who prayed then give all of the credit to God.
@FactsBeforeFaith that's actually what I meant in the last half of the sentence before the one you quoted. It is the actions of PEOPLE that determine the result. Those of faith who attribute it to God should be free to do so but the truth is that, as they themselves know, without our actions nothing can come of most of the prayers.
Nevertheless, Pat should ask himself why, since he and his church have been praying for decades now, things are getting worse not better...
God told me that americans should revolt, regain their moral compas, stand up again, believe in yourselves and drive the criminal gang of theives that rule you into the sea
@sinnieleeonUtube its like god knows what is going to happen and he could change it but he wont unless enough people beg him to it just goes to prove that most people are dumb
@kris6682 --- I thought whatever happened on earth is God's will. Didn't know it all come down to a majority vote. Ha ha ha !
Anyway, how many people is considered "enough people" would you say ? Because I'm sure there were a lot of people prayed during hurricane Katrina would you say.
What's even scarier is that Pat Robertson once ran for President!!!! In fact, his campaign is what energized the evangelicals who are now a potent force in American politics TODAY...and the GOP proclaims their is a war on religion...duh, wonder why?
WOW! This nut should be locked up or taken off the air. He is obviously mentally sick with all those voices in his head. He should turn to medicine and not prayer.
America's the only champion of freedom and the oppressed? Such wonderful arrogance, one of the prime reasons why America is completely fucked up today.
He's obviously senile at this point (though whether he was ever totally lucid is questionable). Why don't they put this guy in the nursing home where he belongs?
You make fun of god thats why the world is in this shape.God does talk to people through diffrent ways. So for you people who make fun of god. I'll be making fun of you judgment day.
@Justinohsfootball yes as long as you vote republican god talks to you- ps making fun of people on judgement day is very offensive to your god by the way who warns not to mock and glee in others misery as its very unbecoming as a servant of god
Pat is a freaking PROFIT NOW! Somewhere in the bible it warns to BEWARE FALSE PROFITS!! He must be the anti-christ. I F#^$%^in knew it. ...Hmmmm, and all this time I was thinking that he was a TV pesonality.
@isthatanoctopusjj so the morons can go and vote the teleprompter in chief back for a second term. That community organizer has put the country in more debt than anyone.
i found out most people who claim to hate certain people also have hate within themselves, i try to follow what christ says love respect others way even if they dont agree so when i see the young turks belittle people who they claim belittle its tug o war most people today need to stop railing someone elses beliefs, im sorry most people are hypocrites and one day contridict themselves in a different situation or time ,
Why does this guy have any influence or authority? Saying he "talked to god" is exactly what extremist Mormons Ron and Dan Lafferty said after commiting a double murder and what Marshall Applewhite claimed before telling his cult to kill themselves. He literally fits the description of a psychopath- Egocentricity-check. Shallow emotions-check. Deceptive-check. This guy belongs in a nursing home or psych ward not on TV. Scary thing is that a lot of people, mostly older, believe his hate-talk.
its a racist man thats all, have we not had internal problems before in this counrty, blacks and whites slavery, its nothing new ,and nothing from the norm has happened since Obama, people are so stuck with democrats and republicans open ur eyes they are both bullshit,
im not fan pat robertson however you people are smarts aliks and shows your hate dont think people are dumb just because they have faith it dont mean they r stupid you people get kick out of people with faith i feel your attitudes are arrogant and thinking your all facts and wise
@gm1600 It's not arrogant to confront ignorance and stupidity. Pat Robertson reaps as he sows. A bigoted hate mongering fraud who, if there was a god, would be about as likely to get into heaven as Hitler, Fred West and George W Bush.
Yesterday they aired Pat Robertson here on TV, and he asked the viewers to put their hands on the screen and pray with him. My grandma did just that. Awkward.
So what sounds crazier/--A plethera of virgins upon death, or the idea that god has a switchboard sytem with a number of evangelicals around the Nation. Thank god I an Atheist...
No, you can thank your government to allow you to be Atheist.If you lived in a muslim country...that wouldnt be the case. If you are ever on a plane that is about to crash, Pray to yourself for security and make sure you say "Oh my Government" before you hit the ground.
Next time Pat Robertson pretends to talk to God, he has to come up with a more believable text. That line about America being the "champion of the opressed people of the world" totally betrayed him.
luizcadu 3 hours ago
Robinson is just mad he didn't win the Presidency when he ran! Pat Oh My Goodness A black man won! What are we going to do?
majixone77 21 hours ago
Say it ain't so Joe. ;)
gsxrjarrod 23 hours ago
Theirs alot of atheist on here who never shutup. Guys like Pat arent helpin, God said the same thing to him actually "Pat, your not helpin"
guitargold77 1 day ago
is he the one that said god told him to run for president a while back?
laladiel 1 day ago
I pray that God takes this "special" soul to heaven immediately. I don't know how God can make do without his interesting talents and intellect. Let us pray............oh merciful God of all the universe, please accept this king toady doofus to your realm without delay. Amen.
bleeker63 1 day ago
I can predict the future too; anyone who reads this will stub their toe sometime in their future.
TheMagicRobot 1 day ago
Pat Robertson....A true snake..I'm suprised his tongue hasn't became forked over the years.. O_o
disposablefreedom 2 days ago
America - Champion of the oppressed
Gays and Atheists - They are the abomination and don't deserve civil rights
Ka3w89 2 days ago
I think Pat is Genuine
kooperman 3 days ago
God told me who the President will be, but can't tell youu! -trollface- Then when someone elected he'll say hahh told you I knew! And anyone can see that anyone who gets elected will be a shit president. Obama, Romney, the Newt? A well informed 10 year old can predict that.
TheStarvingSamurai 3 days ago
I love how it sounds like God is asking Pat for help in their conversation. He seems really concerned for the future of America, but he can't save the world without Pat Robertson's help. Wow. "There MUST be an urgent call to prayer" (because either I can't act without your help, or I I don't care about you enough to save the world unless you really beg me to do it.)
stripp2010 3 days ago
has anybody read how funny the subtitles are they are so wrong
bevon17 3 days ago
@SoldierOfBreath Like when Eisenhower ordered troops into Guatemala because chiquita couldn't controll its bannana plantation workers who weren't reviewing enough pay to live on for their slave labor.But justice prevailed and the robber barons were able to keep the wages down and force the people back to work.
That is one sad example of my home countries "justice."
somerandompagan 4 days ago
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somerandompagan 4 days ago
Now god tells us what to ask for?
rawrock24 4 days ago
Almost re-subscribed. I'm watching ya TYT. Come back just a TINY bit towards the center and I'm back on board. Regardless good luck! Always been a quality and genuine show IMO.
JayJayAbels 4 days ago
Everytime I hear "Africa" something runs up my spine. #random
Mrmoc7 5 days ago
I believe in God and everything, but why would God talking to a mad man like him?
ChunkyMilkification 6 days ago
Maybe Pat Robertson is right, because when he read aloud the Words of Almighty God, I thought my head was going to explode. Powerful stuff.
INvalidSYNapse 6 days ago
@INvalidSYNapse LOL
ReDDeFFectZ 6 days ago
why would god tell people to pray? isnt prayer supposed to be people asking god for favours? what good is it for god to tell people to pray to prevent something?
tuseroni 6 days ago
a "Majority"???? ....right ;)
spartan052582 6 days ago
Guys, he should be alwoed to say what ever the fuck he wants. Its in the first amendment, to say he should be taken of the air is just as bad as what the christans would like to do with most scientific knowlege.
ILikeMeProductions 6 days ago
@ILikeMeProductions I didn't know the first amendment protected scamming people out of their money, which Pat has been doing for years.
mattjames2111 5 days ago
@ILikeMeProductions Well, just because I can tell someone they are a fucking stupid fucking moron who is bat shit crazy because it's my right to does not mean I should. I hate all these people who abuse their right to "Free speech" They hide behind it like a bunch of fucking cowards. Free speech is not a right, it's a privilege so don't take it for granted.
robroythefirstmm 4 days ago
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TenWhoWereTaken 6 days ago
I'm losing patience waiting for him to just drop dead of old age.
amadeus5889 6 days ago
Crazy person talks to god, more at 11. xD
lazerbeam134 1 week ago
Hey, the Flying Spaghetti Monster works in mysterious ways.
ThePhantom135 1 week ago
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ThePhantom135 1 week ago
Zeus told him who the next prez would be?
nurb101 1 week ago
oh how ironic that the president who said would win has the majority. crazy fuck :)
cavs608 1 week ago
2:53 your lizard face is showing...
gotohellgooglization 1 week ago
I love how there seem to be so many people that think God is an American. Yeah, according your book, Pat, he's not. So stop talking like he is.
nordy2010 1 week ago
One of these days it's going to finally dawn on the religious right wing in this country that God really isn't that in to American political system and much less who becomes president.
Mxyzptlk562 1 week ago
the really fun part is when he is saying: overwhelming prayer will help.
pray the gay away, that kinda stuff. i think bullets and deceit helps too.
had good fun watching this. thank ME i am not living overthere.
cyberbehrens 1 week ago
Hey Pat, it's me, God.
Unfortunately, I can't fix the USA's problems because I'm only God. So I need YOU to tell everyone to pray to ME, and if you pray hard enough to ME to convince ME to solve these issues, I will. But I can't do it without YOU. YOU have to pray hard enough to convince ME, because without being convinced by YOU, I can't do anything about it.
Sorry, but it's out of my hands. Unless YOU convince ME that it's in MY hands. Otherwise, how would I know what to do? Right?
pburto 1 week ago
why god didnt tell him what to do is beyond me. why would he allow such a thing to happen if america was the worlds only hope? and why tell pat?
SoCalAries 1 week ago
in some way i sometimes which jesus was coming back- im sure his first business would be ridding the world of phonies who claim to speak for him like Pat Robinson who is a disgrace to any god- however since its all nonsense to begin with i just wish a quick end to this man who by comparison is not much different from fundamentalist muslims
salvadory 1 week ago
Wow god told him his own political views and told him not to tell anyone else
lsynno 1 week ago
So lets just not vote for the President with a radical view & go to church.
Mission Accomplished people.
Don't be ignorant ass's to the man. You don't know him personally.
TheEdge0fLife 1 week ago
@TheEdge0fLife 0:30 - 0:36 Pat says: "I'm gonna read what I just wrote down and as if I'm hearing from the Lord these words."
That sounds like words of a false prophet. I don't think anyone except the Pope can claim to have the God talking to them without the risk of getting locked up in a mental institution.
"Ignorant?" Pat is on TV spouting his twisted ideals, so of course people know what kind of man he is. He is hateful, doomsday nut who blames the natural disasters on unknown people.
Peace.
fingrid 1 week ago
I hate Pat Robertson so much. Somebody should scope that mother fucker.
phorse 1 week ago
I thought this was the dude in twillight apparently he isnt
cfrancis 1 week ago
If I got three wishes they would be 10 billion dollars, the blueprints to a 100% sustainable and affordable vehicle that ran on ocean water, and Ana Kasparian naked in my bed.
Jeffersonwazright 1 week ago
i want Pat to renounce god if the prediction fails.
ErgoProxy12345 1 week ago 3
1) Find and capture Pat Robertson
2) Use "enhanced interrogation" to get him to disclose who god said would be the next president.
3) Get everyone to vote for someone else
4)??????
5)Prophet!
mchandler2112 2 weeks ago 2
So God lets him reveal all the ambiguous and unverifiable stuff on national television, but the one prediction that anyone can confirm within a year is a SECRET. I wonder why...
Coscinen 2 weeks ago 11
Wait wait wait... you all didnt know that if you make a million+ a year that God has an occasional 1 on 1 with you? phh poor people are clueless >> ... lol ;)
A801506 2 weeks ago
Well I cannot prove him wrong.
pencil1918 2 weeks ago
Pat Robertson should be out in the street, shouting and hollering with a cardboard sign, and selling pencils.... from a CUP!
Thank you Christopher Hitchens.
ghuegel 2 weeks ago 3
As long as they just pray and not vote, I don't care.
AfraidtoFly 2 weeks ago 18
"Your country will be torn apart by internal stress...Expect chaos and paralysis."
What an amazing revelation of things to come directly from God's prophet Pat Robertson! It's not very hard to predict the future when you're simply stating what's going on today and predicting that the same will be true next year. Way to bring it Pat Robertson.
FactsBeforeFaith 2 weeks ago
Oh so Pat is like the Pope, he has a special connection to God the rest of us do not have ah? That or is it thew age he has lost the edge that made him such a good charlatan all those years ?
masluxx 2 weeks ago
" I'm going to read what I wrote down AS IF I'm hearing from the lord these words." So.....did you hear it from him, or that dumbass from FOX NEWS
2803pink 2 weeks ago
who cares who the next president is. i'd like god to give me the next winning lotto numbers.
tarzan49505 2 weeks ago 3
God quotes Lincoln.
newdarnaccount 2 weeks ago
@newdarnaccount Oh, and God just told me gay marriage is fine, and communism is his chosen economic system. He also told me who's going to win the Oscar for best actor this year, but I can't talk about that.
newdarnaccount 2 weeks ago
Interesting Pat Robinson video. It's funny how people make it look like God needs our help to repair the world. Christians would be the first to admit that God twists arms to get them what they want, but when told that it means God has to twist free will, they emphatically deny this. God does not need anybody's help to change a nation. Inasmuch as prayer calls on God to affect lives, our actions determine the actual effect. After all, does heaven not help those who help themselves?
obviouslyso 2 weeks ago
@obviouslyso "After all, does heaven not help those who help themselves?"
No, no it does not. People who help themselves, help themselves. People who pray, then act accomplish the same as people who simply act. The only difference is that the people who prayed then give all of the credit to God.
FactsBeforeFaith 2 weeks ago
@FactsBeforeFaith that's actually what I meant in the last half of the sentence before the one you quoted. It is the actions of PEOPLE that determine the result. Those of faith who attribute it to God should be free to do so but the truth is that, as they themselves know, without our actions nothing can come of most of the prayers.
Nevertheless, Pat should ask himself why, since he and his church have been praying for decades now, things are getting worse not better...
obviouslyso 2 weeks ago 2
God told me Pat Robertson is liar, oh wait it was intuition.
xierotron 2 weeks ago 3
this dude is a moron.
eatingtacos000 2 weeks ago
what an evil piece of shit... this fake pastor hangs out with mercs and coke dealers.
mrsquishyboots 2 weeks ago
wtf america wtf? what kind of people do you have over there? WTF? :(
naqdensjam 2 weeks ago
God told me that americans should revolt, regain their moral compas, stand up again, believe in yourselves and drive the criminal gang of theives that rule you into the sea
kargwain187 2 weeks ago
If I was Handcock, I would take Pat's head and stick it up his own ass!
Vegasgodless 2 weeks ago
CC are hilarious!
Ohloveeh 2 weeks ago
Pat Robertson needs to get the hell off the television. He is a total arrogant hateful ass.
ultim4t32 2 weeks ago
@ultim4t32
Emphasis on 'hateful'.
Seymour13 2 weeks ago
sounds like he just screwed god by talking about what he was told not to talk about.
naturalbornchiller1 2 weeks ago
PRETTY SOON HE WILL BE TELLING YOU TO GET YOUR NAPPY CHANGED
bujumbura101 2 weeks ago
GOD to Pat Robertson, I believe you are receiving messages from the evil one...
lenahc1987 3 weeks ago
If God has already told Pat who the next president will be, then what is the point of praying !
If you believe this guy then I have no hope for you.
sinnieleeonUtube 3 weeks ago
@sinnieleeonUtube its like god knows what is going to happen and he could change it but he wont unless enough people beg him to it just goes to prove that most people are dumb
kris6682 2 weeks ago
@kris6682 --- I thought whatever happened on earth is God's will. Didn't know it all come down to a majority vote. Ha ha ha !
Anyway, how many people is considered "enough people" would you say ? Because I'm sure there were a lot of people prayed during hurricane Katrina would you say.
sinnieleeonUtube 2 weeks ago
@sinnieleeonUtube i dunno how ever many the crazy man that talks to god says is enough i guess
kris6682 2 weeks ago
My advice to that Pat Robertson: get some help! You are seriously ill.
KristelSitz 3 weeks ago
Somebody should tell Pat that the world doesn't need a 'champion of freedom'. The Cold War is over.
Cyberspine 3 weeks ago
My only humble advice to Americans is get out, get out while you still can!
VeritasLuxMea100 3 weeks ago
Fooey, it will be William Henry Harrison.
allsaintsmonastery 3 weeks ago
God is awfully long-winded here. Can we get him to say something that is conclusive evidence? Maybe ask him about a cure for cancer?
samwilson3d 3 weeks ago
What's even scarier is that Pat Robertson once ran for President!!!! In fact, his campaign is what energized the evangelicals who are now a potent force in American politics TODAY...and the GOP proclaims their is a war on religion...duh, wonder why?
lenahc1987 3 weeks ago
Why in the world would God want to talk to a crazy nutjob like Pat Robertson?
theopenmind05 3 weeks ago
Fortunately no one of consequence takes this clown seriously.
TheAlvinealy 3 weeks ago
WOW! This nut should be locked up or taken off the air. He is obviously mentally sick with all those voices in his head. He should turn to medicine and not prayer.
SuperVideoLogic 3 weeks ago 47
people believe this doucebag
phildirt3 3 weeks ago
VOTE 4 MINGLE!!!
ILLUMINATUS MOTHER FUCKERS!!
MESSIAH IS HERE
GOD'S GOT A MASTER PLAN
YOU FOOLS DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p00piem4n 3 weeks ago
Vermin Supreme 2012!!
aaron1164 3 weeks ago
Seriously? Seriously? Seriously?! How can people even fall into that? IQ less than 40?
makaralaatikko 3 weeks ago
@makaralaatikko I'd say that's Christian's for ya!
MrGoodNKinky 3 weeks ago
The problem is that the symptoms of religious belief and mental illness look exactly the same.
Zed1967 3 weeks ago 2
The world will come to an end on December 21 this year....so who cares?
157626 3 weeks ago
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The98Funnyman 3 weeks ago
Pat Robertson needs to be in "a home," or a cell, and taken care of, and so does anyone who takes him seriously.
lc237 3 weeks ago 26
America's the only champion of freedom and the oppressed? Such wonderful arrogance, one of the prime reasons why America is completely fucked up today.
DrMadolite 3 weeks ago
I hope Ron Paul wins, fixes America, and proves Pat wrong, again
JimmMyHero 3 weeks ago
@JimmMyHero No president is ever going to "fix" America. Only way to fix America is to fundamentally change the American culture.
DrMadolite 3 weeks ago
@DrMadolite sounds like a plan
JimmMyHero 3 weeks ago
I called God today. the number's been disconnected.
Kailoa36 3 weeks ago
He's obviously senile at this point (though whether he was ever totally lucid is questionable). Why don't they put this guy in the nursing home where he belongs?
owlsatmidnight 3 weeks ago
@owlsatmidnight Actually, I think he belongs 6 feet underground by now.
werebee 3 weeks ago
Marion is still alive?! He is a bigoted idiot. :O/
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 3 weeks ago
@greenrage247 we will evolve into birds? :D
Aanthanur 3 weeks ago
the craziest thing in this video is not his "conversation" with "god" but that he called america
"a champion of the oppressed of the world".
goblinclaus 3 weeks ago
So full of sanctimonious shit...Sweet Je...Oh never mind...
deetjay1 3 weeks ago
But one day every christian shall bow and confess that Thor is lord! not el or yahweh or jesus!!
ahhninjadragon 3 weeks ago
Is God the first name or last name?
onenewshoe 3 weeks ago
But one day EVERY knee shall bow, even you haters and mockers, and EVERY tongue WILL confess that Jesus Christ is Lord!
rfgcc 3 weeks ago
@rfgcc
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
g206029 3 weeks ago
@rfgcc no, i will try to kill him for the genocide aka the great flood.
Aanthanur 3 weeks ago
delusional guy, brainwashed to such an extent
he has my sympathy
DemoraX 3 weeks ago
Hahahahahahaahah Christianity is every Mather fucker is a preacher that is problem
AHMEDBULAXUBEY 3 weeks ago
Wow such haters...but one Day EVERY knee shall bow and EVERY tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord.
rfgcc 4 weeks ago
@rfgcc Why should anyone take you, or wingding Pat seriously?
weskos 3 weeks ago
@rfgcc you're apussy! :D
UberTankred 3 weeks ago
@Hahahahaha...really? :-)
onenewshoe 3 weeks ago
@rfgcc You're in the wrong century asshole
OnkelStein 3 weeks ago
Jokes like Pat Robertson write themselves.
kilgoretroutcanada 4 weeks ago
Why is it if you say you heard god speak to you people go OK
But if you say your hearing a voice, you are seen as crazy.
When they are the same fucking thing, just one of the imaginary friends you telepathically communicate with is called god
TheSolitaryTraveller 4 weeks ago
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Its probably fucking extraterrestrials sending him signals and they just play along because he keeps thanking and praising them
Grnvolpe 4 weeks ago
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Its probably fucking extraterrestrials sending him signals and they just play along because he keeps thanking and praising them
Grnvolpe 4 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Its probably fucking extraterrestrials sending him signals and they just play along because he keeps thanking and praising them
Grnvolpe 4 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Its probably fucking extraterrestrials sending him signals and they just play along because he keeps thanking and praising them
Grnvolpe 4 weeks ago
Its probably fucking extraterrestrials sending him signals and they just play along because he keeps thanking and praising them
Grnvolpe 4 weeks ago
Pat Robertson belongs in a padded room
101andrewj 1 month ago
And to think my mother used 2 watch this fraud... what an embarrassment 2 Christianity. Correction - what an embarrassment... period!
MRrhythmsNflows 1 month ago
Who wrote these captions? Was that guy even listening?
mdunct 1 month ago
how the fuck is this even on the TV ?
IDMWEIGHTSIDM 1 month ago
You make fun of god thats why the world is in this shape.God does talk to people through diffrent ways. So for you people who make fun of god. I'll be making fun of you judgment day.
Justinohsfootball 1 month ago
@Justinohsfootball
God told ME that you're a gullible fool incapable of critical thinking or reason.
Ryakki 1 month ago
@Justinohsfootball yes as long as you vote republican god talks to you- ps making fun of people on judgement day is very offensive to your god by the way who warns not to mock and glee in others misery as its very unbecoming as a servant of god
salvadory 1 week ago
god told me that americans are gullible ..
illuminatisos 1 month ago 22
Pssst, he left out the last part-Pat, your wife says your penis is too small.
Sorry,
God
dwolfcoach 1 month ago
Pat Robertson predicts Ron Paul wins the presidential election
TheItchyKnee 1 month ago
wow, funny how God told him the perspective of the GOP...God is a republican
stevinie7free 1 month ago
ya god was like "get your glasses on pat i could heal your eyes and all but just put your glasses on and jot this down"
wideosvatcher 1 month ago
if gods were real why would we need presidents?
wideosvatcher 1 month ago
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twizelby 1 month ago
Do the tv stations put pat the dick on as satire or what?
nedladdy 1 month ago
Ana finally does something I like with her hair!!!
jfrsnjhnsn 1 month ago
Pat is a freaking PROFIT NOW! Somewhere in the bible it warns to BEWARE FALSE PROFITS!! He must be the anti-christ. I F#^$%^in knew it. ...Hmmmm, and all this time I was thinking that he was a TV pesonality.
KazokuMugiwara 1 month ago
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
---Gandhi
bozolazic 1 month ago
I just talked to God and he says Pat Robertson is full of crap.
GompCelticPL 1 month ago 50
God, you need to learn to pick better friends! you fall in with this bad crowd and youll only wind up in trouble!
Groth1175 1 month ago 2
in other words Obama will get re-elected
soccerfan065 1 month ago
Actually, Pat Robertson has a great idea. "Hey Republicans, don't worry about voting. Stay home and pray for the next president."
isthatanoctopusjj 1 month ago 62
@isthatanoctopusjj What about those like me who are republicans and dont believe in god?
Lord666Belial 1 month ago
@isthatanoctopusjj so the morons can go and vote the teleprompter in chief back for a second term. That community organizer has put the country in more debt than anyone.
MrBrational 3 weeks ago
Pat Robertson, what a senile old fart he is.
dksilentbob 1 month ago
He's a fucking billionaire!
caseybv74 1 month ago
"Clown of the earth," said the host. Well said!
has2cats 1 month ago
i found out most people who claim to hate certain people also have hate within themselves, i try to follow what christ says love respect others way even if they dont agree so when i see the young turks belittle people who they claim belittle its tug o war most people today need to stop railing someone elses beliefs, im sorry most people are hypocrites and one day contridict themselves in a different situation or time ,
gm1600 1 month ago
The only thing that can save us is "prayer"...evidently, God can't do it himself?
a68rebel 1 month ago 2
Why does this guy have any influence or authority? Saying he "talked to god" is exactly what extremist Mormons Ron and Dan Lafferty said after commiting a double murder and what Marshall Applewhite claimed before telling his cult to kill themselves. He literally fits the description of a psychopath- Egocentricity-check. Shallow emotions-check. Deceptive-check. This guy belongs in a nursing home or psych ward not on TV. Scary thing is that a lot of people, mostly older, believe his hate-talk.
tandemmontecello 1 month ago
I've gotta stop listening to Enya.
eastariel 1 month ago
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Doesn't our government have micro-nukes -- you know, to nuke just one person at a time? Imagine ...
"Boom!"
"Where'd he go?"
"I don't know, but there's a really deep hole in the ground. It looks kind of hot down there."
"Well, he condemned people to hell so many times, that I think he went down there to make sure they actually went."
eastariel 1 month ago
Didn't this guy say George Carlin went to hell?... Fuck this guy.
SlyBeGone 1 month ago
its a racist man thats all, have we not had internal problems before in this counrty, blacks and whites slavery, its nothing new ,and nothing from the norm has happened since Obama, people are so stuck with democrats and republicans open ur eyes they are both bullshit,
LIKWITCREW1 1 month ago
my grandparents give this loser money?
MrGOTAMA420 1 month ago
thank you god for telling me that pat robertson will be with you soon!
MrGOTAMA420 1 month ago
im not fan pat robertson however you people are smarts aliks and shows your hate dont think people are dumb just because they have faith it dont mean they r stupid you people get kick out of people with faith i feel your attitudes are arrogant and thinking your all facts and wise
gm1600 1 month ago
@gm1600 It's not arrogant to confront ignorance and stupidity. Pat Robertson reaps as he sows. A bigoted hate mongering fraud who, if there was a god, would be about as likely to get into heaven as Hitler, Fred West and George W Bush.
ZelenoffFanClub 1 month ago
Who else thought this said Robert Pattinson?
TheMrTehawesome 1 month ago
Yesterday they aired Pat Robertson here on TV, and he asked the viewers to put their hands on the screen and pray with him. My grandma did just that. Awkward.
xXvolhvXx 1 month ago
@xXvolhvXx
Did he have to clean the screen afterwards? Finger prints can show up quite well on tvs.
truckcompany 1 month ago
why is murder illegal? there has to be some loopholes for maintaining rational human intelligence
MrTwarrington 1 month ago
Boedha told me Pat robertson is a dick and vishnou and allah backed him up...
jawadad802 1 month ago
...cookoo for cocopuffs...
jawadad802 1 month ago
So what sounds crazier/--A plethera of virgins upon death, or the idea that god has a switchboard sytem with a number of evangelicals around the Nation. Thank god I an Atheist...
bigjbzzl 1 month ago in playlist The Young Turks Show January 4, 2012
@bigjbzzl
No, you can thank your government to allow you to be Atheist.If you lived in a muslim country...that wouldnt be the case. If you are ever on a plane that is about to crash, Pray to yourself for security and make sure you say "Oh my Government" before you hit the ground.
TuffEnuffIII 1 month ago