Ricky Gervais Animals show part 1 of 8

[theunusualsuspectstv]

I love the impression of Werner Herzog! i hope its meant to be him anyway lol

[TheBluePianist]

i didn't realise how funny this man was untill i started watching his stand up. just too good :D

[TheGeeza555]

Smart people like your good self? It's one thing being smart, but to know it! Wow you're one hell of a lady.

[Nexuzlord117]

I used to be funny like him, then I took a arrow to the knee......



[TheGeeza555]

I'm sorry. I gave him as many chances as I could stomach. But no, Ricky Gervais just isn't funny.

[CalmDraven]

@TheGeeza555 Why is that? everyone to there own but there must be a reason why you don't find him funny?

[RoomForGamers]

@TheGeeza555 i feel sorry for you

[millionmanification]

@TheGeeza555 Don't be sorry, just get an education. This is humor for smart people!

[moutaz30]

@TheGeeza555 I don't find him funny either to be honest, you're not alone!!

[TheXenibear]

i love how the woman in the video at the beginning is the actress who plays his boss in the office. can't remember her name

[FutureAbe]

2:15 lol! "Woa, I've eaten and fucked too much... must lay down"

[CsRBeast]

Humour>Humor

[handsdown101]

I kinda liked his american accent!

[DuelingEnthusiast]

Ricky seems to get more epic the older he gets can't wait till he is an old man making up a shit tun of perverted jokes

[Boston19931234]

When is this?

[medeferetu]

Sign up and win Nintendo 3DS for free at: goo.gl\ZoAiK

[BGDAKABG]

1stone=14Ibs or 6,3 kilos

[Mcquiz91]

@BGDAKABG Thank you, finally explaining it to people who's first language is not evglish.

[007kingyussuf]

IF U GOT A BONER WHILE THE LIONS WERE FUCKIN... DONT WORRY ITS PERFECLY NORMAL FOR A SICK BASTARD

[DePokerGod]

The man is a comic genius.

[keithpetro]

For those that don't know: 1 stone = 14 lbs

[straffsats]

@keithpetro and for us in the developed world it's 6.35 kg.

[keithpetro]

@straffsats I use the metric system too, but I was guessing that the people that didn't know what it was were Americans .-..

[Gervig91]

Dolphins have sex for fun too?

[gorillacha]

shit animal nitrates.. ricky knows some good music

[MrIdcWhatever]

How much is 14 pounds in dollars? LOL

[Mcquiz91]

@MrIdcWhatever I meant how many kilograms is 14 pounds.

[VPCOX215]

ok, not ALL Americans are fat and I've seen fatter Brits anyway.

[MindOutrage]

14lbs = 1 stone.

you are welcome.

[Mcquiz91]

@MindOutrage How much is 14 pounds?

[wristspin17]

What did Ricky say after the woman asked him to make love to her?

[Superbruv07]

@wristspin17 That he 'knocked one out' in the bathroom, i.e. ejaculated.

[wristspin17]

@Superbruv07 Thanks a lot. I am guessing that's a british slang. It was eating me alive that scene :D

[Superbruv07]

@wristspin17 Yup, haha. I hope I don't have to explain cum jokes ever again! :P

[lovemeordie83]

@wristspin17 He basically said he can't he already masturbated...and I didn't get the rest.

[ri394]

omg i love the song that plays when ricky walk on stage.

it's animal nitrate by suede.

[ChristianDJable]

roughly 25-30 pounds?? hahaa u must be american @ unlovelyvromance



[ChristianDJable]

one stone is 14 pounds u retard @ unlovelyvromance

[livedandletdie]

1 stone is 6,3 Kilograms

[unlovelyxromance]

stone= roughly 25-30 lbs

[greeny442]

@unlovelyxromance one stone is 14 pounds.

[redshark618]

Thumbs up for the accented homoerotic commentary.

[bri0139]

all right this is a stupid question but what is a stone? i know it can't be a kilo, and so i have no idea what it is

[bishlives]

ricky you are the boy 

[zion50500]

9:15 Benzaie? As in the french guy...? Master Bate?

[holtenholten]

@1SliperJoe

Are you trying to be funny? It's "Animal Nitrate" by Suede.

[oak10]

Went and saw Steve Merchant the other day, was hilarious. If you get the chance he's on tour now. Proper good night

[Stevofaves]

ricky gervais hates fat people so much haha

[holtenholten]

its a suade song i think.

[1SliperJoe]

@holtenholten No budd, its a brasilian song "Girl of Ipanema" in portuguese "Garota de Ipanema". Cheers

[MrJoaTrades]

Anyone know what song is playing when he walks out?

[BoughtwithBlood232]

I'm American.. And I'm going to start saying "Stones" as weight.

[BlowYourMind69]

@BoughtwithBlood232 it's stone

[JoshoewaGillespie]

@BoughtwithBlood232 Stone*

[tomkendallz]

LOL Did anyone else notice the elephant shitting at 0:10?

[WardyJ]

Yeah you're right, that was clearly the funniest part of this video..

[JoyRenee1110]

0:19 Giraffe Love!!!! Nerdfighters? Anyone?

[thanx4life]

WARNING:

Do NOT drink milk while watching.

DO NOT.

[devwiththewelch]

my dad farted in my face at 7:43

[minvasports]

@devwiththewelch Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!

[TaffyGood]

ricky gervais is my new wikipedia, he talks about everything

[businessballer]

75 stones = 1050 pounds

[TheJovanist]

epic of high proportions.

[chibigrunt]

True or False? Americans are either obsessed with their diet or don't give a shit at all. Remember I'm American, too.

[ahhhhjjjj]

@chibigrunt Fucking true!

[chibigrunt]

@ahhhhjjjj Ok, then I was right XD! Because when I look at it, there's the "ohmaygawd I'm so fat" or the "fuck itt. That piece of cake is going in my face"

[chibigrunt]

I wish I had Ricky's personality. And his accent

[James24884]

this would be funnier if i knew how much 1 "stone" was.

[LokiClock]

@James24884 Google.

[James24884]

@LokiClock duh. -.- thanks.

[Vudo865]

@James24884 about 6 and a half kilograms

[hongyi8]

@James24884 bout 14 eh?

[cabbagecox]

@James24884

1 stone = 14 pounds

31 stone = 434 pounds

l-a-z-y

[1BraeMckin1]

@James24884 12 lbs



[kieran2point0]

@1BraeMckin1 its 14 actually

[1BraeMckin1]

@kieran2point0 yah . oops . i was off by 1

[locsaretheshit]

@James24884 We ( Irish people ) sometimes measure in stone. English, Scottish and Welsh people also use stone too sometimes. Americans use pounds. 1 stone is about 14 pounds.

[kieran2point0]

@James24884 14lbs

[thaer12345]

@James24884 14 pounds. Typical American ignorance.

[samboy55]

@James24884 watch and english show, expect english language.

[nuspeiipah]

@samboy55 "watch and.." wow, that's proper english language.

[MasterEled]

@James24884 About 12.6 lbs. I think.

[MasterEled]

@James24884 Nevermind, 14.

[hyperhero1]

@James24884 1 stone is about 14 pounds if that helps at all

[pretorious700]

@James24884 guess looking it up is out of the question

[afertyus1000]

@James24884 1 stone = 6.35029318 kilograms

[liosi1984]

@James24884 1 stone = 14lbs

[Laalem]

Ricky Gervais - охуенный мужик!

[misterzori]

THE ELEPHANT IN THE BEGINNING IS HAVING A SHIT.

[spammammy7]

What's the song playing as Gervais walks out?

[Salmijaervi]

@spammammy7

Animal Nitrate by Suede.

[AxisPlanets]

confirmed, Americans love Ricky Gervais

[Davkiller69]

52 are female lion sluts :)

[finnysayit]

the beginning is so funny :D

[BoesonierFilms]

52 people are american.

[TlMEtoLAUGH]

@BoesonierFilms Um, Americans love Ricky Gervais. I love how Naive some people can be.

[LeonEyedass]

@TlMEtoLAUGH It think he's referring to the fat bit.

[TlMEtoLAUGH]

@LeonEyedass If that is true then I am sorry about the Comment.

[chibigrunt]

@BoesonierFilms I'm a young American. Does that mean I hate Ricky. No matter what country you come from, not being American doesn't mean you're not ignorant ¬_¬

[championofcathay]

allo I am Alan cousteau

[studas2011]

ze animals

[KillzStudios]

Eat and Fook. Eat and Fook.

[Staff777]

Got free tickets to watch his stand up in Manchester (one of the querks of my job) outstanding. BUT he isnt a touring stand-up in the traditional sense. Hes a DVD stand-up. Different breed but no less funny.

[circuiser]

its just too funny

[FuzzyTwiguh]

I absolutely love Ricky

[joeisaflyingfish]

Not many comedians can use a band that they managed as their intro music...

[tpstrat14]

2:09.. Jeffrey Dahmer shit right there HAHAHAHA

[rockstarrist]

Ricky's got big boobs !

[2804maverick]

He's English You jackass...

[TheAlmightyAss]

whats the name of the instrumental? i've known it for years but dont know the name

[imgonnafuckuup1]

@TheAlmightyAss Girl from ipanema

[Idnarmadur]

what's with the German accent? xD

[sk8bamsk8]

@Idnarmadur It's a French accent you fool!

[Idnarmadur]

@sk8bamsk8 ahm, sorry

[ToBaer]

@Idnarmadur It's french.

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

I would LITERALLY give an arm to see Ricky live.

[jamesthefool]

But he don't mind, oh no. Because..he likes to fuck. He likes to fuck and eat. Eat and fuck.

[kaylala04]

eat and fuck. and sometimes he likes to combine zee two

[ButterflyRedrum]

@kaylala04 Um, what?

[hughjazz2008]

that ordanance survey thing is steve's joke

[hughjazz2008]

is that jennifer from the office?

[nhonho23]

@hughjazz2008

Yes. Hot, isn't she?

[CrossCreed4800]

Loving the Suede intro xD

[SpoiledLogic]

i love gervais!!!!!!!!!

[johnnyhartson12]

51 girls hate this video!

[KidsWithGuns1992]

@johnnyhartson12 That's so original! Oh my, did you you come up with that yourself?

[commerceskate]

HAHA I THINK AMERICANS ARE DUMB BECAUSE IM WATCHING A BRITISH COMEDIAN RIGHT NOW.

[zakdaviesa]

i dont wanna die jerry

[joskedesmet]

51 fat people watched this clip

[Arachnivore]

@joskedesmet

What a funny joke! You should go around and post it on every youtube video!

[hoboboxerjoe]

I guess a societal meme would be the technical way to put it, or maybe the way Daniel Dennet would put it.

[looeee]

@taniatank Do you have a firefox plugin that predicts whether you would like a video before you've seen it to prevent wasting time watching it? could you tell me where you got it from please?

@amuda1 scouser actually, athough the Americans do seem to love him. He did a Simpsons, had his own cartoon and The Office is on series 7 there.

[taniatank1]

don't understand why people who don't find ricky funny come and watch his vids? is it so you can write boring ass comments about how 'not' funny he is? f**k off somewhere else ya knobs!

[uchube8P]

She is fucking diiiiiisgusting LOL

[studas2011]

"He will be half hour at least or your money back".

[Bak3dB3an]

and the winner is banzai LMAO!!!

[metalisbetter1o00]

One stone is fourteen pounds?! Why would you need something in increments of fourteen? Why not a nice round, easy to calculate number like fifteen?

[shrtman81]

@metalisbetter1o00 12 inches is a foot!? OMG!

[metalisbetter1o00]

@shrtman81 The imperial system seems random at times too, but at least people use twelve for other things like time. I've never heard of something like this from the metric system though.

[hoboboxerjoe]

@metalisbetter1o00, it seems odd to me as well, solely because it doesn't appear (upon my first glance, anyway) to be a time-saver as far as any calculation or measurement is concerned. I think it is just one of those things a society holds onto, every culture has them, like religion :P

[Zoosexuality]

That Lioness was very pretty :3 I wish I could be the Lion :D

[MrAlofbag]

Wasn't he in the office?

[laurafederica]

@MrAlofbag yup, actually he is the creator of the original "the office" series in England from which the US series is taken..

[MykeyLP]

@MrAlofbag Yes he wrote the office.

[looeee]

he thinks he's so funny and is incredibly smug about it

[Richirida]

"I don't believe it. I've hardly eaten a thing."

"Well, you 'ave..."

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[looeee]

I don't understand why anyone wound find this man funny in any way

[lentoagitato16]

@looeee u must be overweight.

[sunflowermanolin]

@looeee alright..then why are you watching this video? right then....idiot.

[looeee]

@sunflowermanolin He has become so famous I thought I'd see what the fuss was about. It turns out that he has the sense of humour of a 14 year old boy. If you find that entertaining then good luck to you.

[sunburstdj]

@looeee

You obviously don't get it.

[looeee]

@sunburstdj I don't. Same as that Little Britain. When I watch it I spend the whole time wondering where the funny is. I'm sure it's in there somewhere but I can't find it.

[amuda1]

@looeee you must be american

[cleanplasticchild]

Anyone see the elephant on the left taking a big ole poop at 0:10?

[MissNellGwynne]

I love how he doesn't have to finish half of his sentences and he's still hilarious.

[dansun757]

3 seconds in... thats me in my old red leather coat and white shirt!! lol

[princeton463]

Sometimes ppl too like to fuck and eat or eat and fuck. Sometimes we like to comnbine those 2

[Scania4life]

Intros full of animals fucking animals

[ZoeMushroom]

SOMeONE WHO THINKS LIKe ME HALLELUJA !!

[blacktheory]

fuck i love that he comes out to animal nitrate by suede at the beginning!

[IrishAndShady]

This is his best stand up show then Politics,then fame and then Science was by far the worst so for me there is a bad pattern in that they have all been getting worse

His delivery and sarcasm in this show were hilarious right the way through

[theutddream]

@IrishAndShady Yeah I agree. I think ricky is by far the best stand up comic about but that said he does seem to use a lot of the same material in his shows. I think he needs to sit down and come up with some better stuff for his next one. Because on form he has me in stitches.

[TheHDreality]

any one else notice the elephant shitting at the beginning

[KillinDaWelfareMCs]

Actually plants also have sex...there are male and female plants. This is just a small note for stupid christians who dont get the joke.

[yanterz]

@KillinDaWelfareMCs I hope you're joking. Plants reproduce, but they don't actually have sex.

[KillinDaWelfareMCs]

@yanterz Not joking at all. Most plants reproduce sexually. There is a daddy plant with pollen and a mommy plant with a ovule. The male releases his pollen which makes it to the female plants ovary and fertilizes the ovule. The fertilized ovule is then called a seed. That process is called SEX in biology. You should look at a 1st year university biology text book and then you will have a better understanding of SEXUAL reproduction in plants.

[yanterz]

@KillinDaWelfareMCs Obviously they reproduce sexually, but the process isn't actually called 'having sex'. That's just animals bb.

[TheFspirit]

"It's just big bones. Yeah big bones covered in meat and gravy!" PMSL

[LancePoint9]

starts like a french documentary.

[efcdk92]

looking for stand ups that rival this so anyone got any suggestions?

[0saintclark0]

Is that the bird who plays Jennifer in the Office?

[321smee123]

well you have!

y-you-you must have ;D

[krosecooper]

31 Stones = 434 Pounds

75 Stones = 1050 Pounds

There is 14 pounds in 1 stone

[plasticpope]

@krosecooper hurray for metric, YAYYYYYYY for sense

[anteracmacash]

@krosecooper now in kilograms please :D:D

[MegaLostFreak]

@krosecooper how may kilograms in a pound?