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  • Can this work on the 8088 IBM?

  • GLaDOS would be proud!

  • 10xana

    Northern Michigan, I actually have a cottage right by it I go up every summer.

    Iv'e never been inside but it's pretty cool.

  • THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!!!!!!

  • 1. How did you get into aperture.

    2. WHERE IS APERTURE?!

  • Please make a better quality video of it. The computers and animations would make a great music video!

  • ^_^

  • now it looks been filmed in the 60s, wait portal took place in the 60s.

  • I liked it better with the commodore 64 sound card haha, it sounded more original, although you did an awesome job with this one

  • rescipt it to c-minor please i would like to use this for a prank that auto starts with 2 dos windows popping up... unclosable untill the end of the song then get a BSOD.. i dont care what itdoes to computers but please

  • did u put glados in a desktop pcagain?

  • HA! GATES! CAN WINDOWS 7 DO THAT?

  • @jameswalker199 yes.

  • @jameswalker199 Yeah

  • This would be the most terrifying virus, ever.

  • Now do it on an IBM 360!

    But seriously, great job. Just shows that the true hardware remains usefull, remains cool no matter it's age.

    Subscribed and liked!

  • Take care to plug a neurotoxine provider to that machine

  • lol, what would the reaction be if you put this in the middle of a computer lab with a trip wire so it would start immediately when they walked it?

  • I know it's not much from a not-really-geek, but I salute you.

  • Dude, I'm impressed. This is just... perfect. Now, I demand some sort of weapon to kill those 13 people who disliked this.

  • @anothga *hands anothga 14 combustible lemons*

  • @anothga Send them this as a virus that plays it over and over again on full volume xD

  • Very soon.. In the future.. A real GlaDOS Will be made, and this is her inventor. ^.^

  • hmmm what the texturepack? 

  • Great job...especially considering you used the cp/m or what ever the heck it was called Os

  • Is this the first version of GlaDOS?

  • 0:19

  • I think this sounds similar to the music chips on a PC-98.

  • I wonder what the people's reaction would be if I went back to 1979 (the first year of 8080) and programmed the computer to play this.

  • GLaDOS Hacked your dual monitors!

  • Awesome!

    Think maybe you'd be able to manage doing "Want You Gone" from Portal 2?

  • 13 people broke their 8080 computers

  • Why can't I favorite this more than once?! That really drives me crazy, can somebody please help me?

  • Is that a MITS Altair 8800 next to the monitor?

  • GLaDOS: Thanks to YOU we dont have neough fundings to make a decent song, so we have to do it on this. enjoy *SARCASM*

  • I'm making a note here *huge sucess*

  • GLaDOS: this was a triumph... I'm mak..(ME): OF COURSE this was a triumph! we got you on a different AI system before Chell killed you. So OF COURSE your still alive.

    GLaDOS: can i continue the song now?

    me: yes. yes you can.

  • 8080 Still alive, This time for both ears!

  • love it

    

  • GlaDo's parents listened to this.

  • @X0750 its pronounced GLaDOS

  • @X0750 scince when do robots have parents

  • @LightDarkNinja Since today!

  • brilliant...

  • Amazing! :D

  • After this, I recommend you try building a combustable lemon.

    Nice Job!

  • So...I'm guessing your filming this at Aperture Science Labratories? Man...you're that engineer that Mr. Johnson always talks about! Good luck on designing the Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System!

  • @TheWierdkiddy Welcome to GLaDOS BETA 0.2! Now able to sing songs about cake!

  • The Yamaha chip is good for easy-listening, but having grown up with the SID, even badly programmed SID chip is better than this. The SID gives out a nice, warm sound, especially when using the built-in filters. Of course, it depends on what you want to hear. SID is a bit hardcore, with it's buzzes and chainsaw-waveforms. Anyway, the guy who designed the SID chip went on to found Ensoniq. As late as ten years ago I still had a Soundblaster 64 card, which had an Ensoniq chip inside.

  • this destroyed my previous expectations of a computer's power. never thought a computer of that antiquity could be capable of dual monitors!!!!

  • Imagine t the blue Sreen of the dead And then that!

  • OMG! put her in a potato before she does anymore harm!

  • This is really good. That computer is beautiful.

  • next do WANT YOU GONE!!

  • this is how to sit in a computer that was such a garbage

  • uhm where to download this epic thing?

  • @DJMusicBooster There's a link in the description

  • @256byteram i mean the executable software.. This ist just a Soundfile and a batch with nothing more then a aperture Science Logo (what now runs on my Thinkpad @ Startup :) )

  • @256byteram no i search the executable appilcation for the 8080 you used

  • @256byteram did you get any books to learn objective c if so can you link them via amazon

  • @256byteram DUDE this just blew my mind. great job man.

  • Freaking awesome and u should send it to the creators of portal,seriously I'm making a note here

  • the original GlaDOS

  • this was the beta of GlaDOS

  • OMFG shes still alive

  • FUCKING EPIC!!! :D

  • I sir, am learning to program for the 8080 right now, and I wish I can do that some day D: this is freaking epic :D

  • i like the interference heard when the right screen is loading the next ascii picture

  • 13 people believe the cake isn't a lie :O

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  • why would someone thumbs down?!

  • I hearby award you the Adamantium Medal of Awsome Geekyness, 1st class.

  • i love you :3

  • this was really awesome

  • wat will happen if i listened to this 482759275 times.......not that i have..

  • @256byteram How the hell can you make this? Please respond :D

  • GLaDOS is still alive...

  • At least both ears were alive :)

  • Excellent!

  • if you are really bored, try and layer like 5 still alive remixes at once =P

  • [test subject's name] have won the [test subject's provider of online communications]

  • This was a triumph!

  • i went take a cup of water i returned in mah room and i said " who put the NASA satelite controles?... oh yeah... still alive..."

  • This man is the meaning of the word BOSS!

  • como amo esta cancion!

  • You sir, are epic. Nerdgasm. 9001 Internets for you.

  • its the hard work that counts my precious master. Not the video Qaulity.

  • I played this alongside the actual song, synced perfectly! Well done sir.

  • When Humanity Is Dead, This Video Will Confuse The Aliens, Good Job.

  • OMFG got chills... You deserve some cake. how did you get two screens running for the same thing?????????

  • Wait a minute, I love this one. What was I thinkin.

  • First ones better, I guess because i like the simple synthy sounds. Still great tho.

  • If this happened to my computer I would scream "GLaDOS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING DO TO MY COMPUTER!"

  • The wavetable drum kit is called PCM. (I don't know what means)

    The PCM is the percussion and the Yamaha synth the piano.

    Sounds much incredible & better than the 6581 (SID).

    Good video

  • LOL this is kinda cool

    

  • MS-DOS? Pfft. We need. Gla-DOS

  • for an old computer like that...thats multitasking out the ass

  • Oldschool for life man. Keeping the original spirit alive of entertainment way back when :)

  • It sounds alot better than in the first take,in the first one it sounded like an old nintendo game but now it sounds like a cell phone ringtone (compliment not insult).

  • Fuck.

    Yes.

  • How the hell do you have so much damn time on your hands?????!!!

  • I'd love to see the comparison of how much memory and processor cycles this program takes, and compare that to the amount of memory and CPU it'd take to do in Windows. I'm so tired of the "more resources = better" mentality these days.

    Though a real man would key the whole thing in with panel switches, ASCII art and all. ;)

    Thanks for sharing, I'm glad someone has the spare time to do stuff like this for society!

    PS: What are you using to drive the video?

  • Oh, whoops... terminals... I didn't see far enough down. That makes it a little more reasonable. ;)

  • @TheMindOfPat The monitors are serial terminals. You communicate to them with the same interface as a dialup modem, but they display what's received on the screen and respond with what's typed on the keyboard (if that makes sense...)

  • @256byteram Yeah, I used to be all about serial terminals back in the day... sixel graphics on the VT-340 = good times. :) I'm just used to DEC ones that "look like terminals". Thanks for the quick reply!

  • @256byteram Is that 300 baud? Or is it just that there aren't many cycles left for printing? I tried looking in the ASM, but could not find the print routine to check for delays. (I found the delay routine, but nothing that would OUT on the TTYs.

  • @0xFFender There aren't any delays, just a timer that interrupts the CPU (50 times a second I think). These interrupts are used to trigger various events, such as the music and the lyrics.

  • @TheMindOfPat

    to be honest, it still will have more CPU than a mac

  • @TheMindOfPat I know this a long shot judging by how long ago you posted the comment, but of course it is going to take more resources to do it on Windows. Any OS is goign to make it use more resources due to the simple fact that you don't get direct hardware access anymore (DOS is about the closest to a modern OS as you can get while still being able to use hardware directly). To bad you'd have to translate it into x86 asm to run it now though.

  • can you make a tutorial on how to do that plz plz plz???? i want to like hijack my bro's comp and start playing that

  • 240p glaDOS

  • This is what happens when you decide to click "Send" in an error then throw your computer in the garbage.

  • ...

    Okay, I now officially want my computer to do this on start up.

  • Portal mario world

  • this tells you that old stuff can still kick@ass

  • I'd love to travel back in time and do this on Colossus

  • You, good sir, have kicked Chuck Norris' ass.

    Just remember, he respawns. And the amount of Chuck Norrises that spawn are doubled every time you kick his ass.

  • Was this from the early days of Aperture Science?

  • can you make pc version?

  • A mixture of too much time and refined awesome will rarely cultivate this fantastic piece of work. Great to see old Tech being used for amusing things still.

    I salute you!

  • you learned two difficult things... assembly, and FM synthesis.... hats off to you sir x3 this is pretty sick

  • how do i run the assemble under ms-dos 6.0? I've tried using a very large amount of undocumented commands and still nothing...

  • @JeremyB796 You can't. It's not a PC it's running on.

  • @256byteram yes i know but certain versions of dos can run assembly...

  • @JeremyB796 What gave you that idea? Trust me, it won't work because the CPU's are different. Assembly for the 8080 will not work for the x86.

  • @256byteram i already tried with masm, tasm, fasm, hla too try to compile just so i didn't have to fing a version of dos 6...

    would a 8080 emulator work if i could figure out how to use it?

  • @256byteram will it work if i toke VirtualBox/VMWare and put it under that?

  • @256byteram can you find a method (except for having two 8080 Stationarys)?

  • @256byteram 3mhz Cpu FTW XD

  • @JeremyB796 No, sorry, all versions of dos can run assembly. Infact, they can't really run much of anything else. As for the assemblies used for this, my guess is that it's for the Altair 8080. Infact, the machine even looks like an Altair 8080 to me with all those lights. However, I've never even seen one with a monitor and keyboard, just lights and switches. It's sort of the predecessor for the 8086 which is what DOS ran on. 8080 is... well... it's not compatible and doesn't even run DOS ok?

  • this is not a computer, no? is a prototype of computer? you know, one of those who just works for write things but with a sound cardboard? or is something like jeremy said? another computer with this sistem?

  • @JeremyB796 you CAN eventually run it... if you somehow "translate" each command into x86... good luck doing that :P

  • @p1oooop oh god no... sure i run linux but that out of my ability!

  • HUGE SUCCESS!

    Btw, whos winDOWs? GLaDOS child?

    That was a joke!

    FAT CHANCE!

  • WINDoWS

  • That's a good old-fashioned switch-powered computer you have there, how does it boot CP/M and do the dual-terminal show?

  • @D0Samp the front panel switches are there for debugging, but they can't modify the memory directly. The boot code is stored in an EPROM which loads CP/M from disk. The two terminals are controlled directly from the program, not through CP/M.

  • WINDoWS

    Wishing It Never Died on Willy Saxton

    Yea, I just remixed the winDOWs version of GLADoS and made it more sensible, then gave it a meaning.

  • @Excallyburr Windows - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.

    Also...

    Macintosh - Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

  • @256byteram Nice ones.

  • lol, it's winDOWs

  • wow!

  • Everything began here !

    HUGE SUCCESS

  • Wow! amazing!

    This project was surely a 'Triumph!'

    HUGE SUCCESS!

  • RAM-Gasm.

  • Does it play doom>?

  • 12 people really wanted cake.

  • its sounds like its from a sega genesis...

  • dude you are such a nerd but this is awesome if the world did not have nerds we would have none of this cool stuff NERDS ROCK!

  • 12 people work for Black Mesa

  • This is the Blue Screen of Death for GLaDOS 8080.

  • 12 people thought the cake was real!

  • @TheLittleVirus The cake is real. The offering however is not.

  • Best video ever made.

    Thumbs up and favorited!

  • I wish I had that computer ^^

  • Nice computer can I have it?

  • You have gained 1 Aperture Science Point

    You obtain The Cake..

    Oh wait... It's a lie..

    Here.. Have a cupcake.. But it's fake.. Why not have some cake then?

  • how did you maded it?

  • I like this one. I'm favoriting it because it's Still Alive. :-)

  • O_O DUDE...how much you want for this thing

  • Altair 8080 ^.^ *Doublethumbsup*

  • glados have 12 accounts

  • We just need to make everything orange. Like the Orange box! :D

  • @AstropilotStudios Ortape an Aperture logo to it.

  • GLADOS DID BACKUP IN YOUR COMPUTER!!!!!

  • 12 people work for Black Mesa

  • You did this with an Altair?! How on Earth did you pull that off. five minutes with the d*** thing and my head explodes out of fustration

  • i wonder what the portal 2 end song woyld be?probaly finnaly dead?

  • It's good, But i think i prefer the first one you made.

  • epic...

  • Just amazing :)

  • Haha!

    The slow linear rewrite, the accompanying whirring sound and the way that the refresh rate sends 'ripples' of brightness across the symbols on the camera are PERFECT!

    THIS is how VALVe should have done the ASCII symbols in the actual credits.

  • @smatteringofapplause Actually, the ripples are only because of the screen, they're not part of the actual ASCII art. Although I do agree, it would be pretty cool if they did that in Portal. Maybe Portal 2? ^_^

  • @OmegaVesko I know, I was reffering to the refresh rate of the screen which is what you mean.

    Also, they update the games all the time, it wouldn't take much for them to add that to the end credits of Portal!

  • @smatteringofapplause Hmm, you do have a point there. =)

  • @OmegaVesko I have it on the Xbox 360. Mine never updates.

  • That looks like an Altair 8800 or at least the case does.