rescipt it to c-minor please i would like to use this for a prank that auto starts with 2 dos windows popping up... unclosable untill the end of the song then get a BSOD.. i dont care what itdoes to computers but please
GLaDOS: this was a triumph... I'm mak..(ME): OF COURSE this was a triumph! we got you on a different AI system before Chell killed you. So OF COURSE your still alive.
So...I'm guessing your filming this at Aperture Science Labratories? Man...you're that engineer that Mr. Johnson always talks about! Good luck on designing the Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System!
The Yamaha chip is good for easy-listening, but having grown up with the SID, even badly programmed SID chip is better than this. The SID gives out a nice, warm sound, especially when using the built-in filters. Of course, it depends on what you want to hear. SID is a bit hardcore, with it's buzzes and chainsaw-waveforms. Anyway, the guy who designed the SID chip went on to found Ensoniq. As late as ten years ago I still had a Soundblaster 64 card, which had an Ensoniq chip inside.
@256byteram i mean the executable software.. This ist just a Soundfile and a batch with nothing more then a aperture Science Logo (what now runs on my Thinkpad @ Startup :) )
It sounds alot better than in the first take,in the first one it sounded like an old nintendo game but now it sounds like a cell phone ringtone (compliment not insult).
I'd love to see the comparison of how much memory and processor cycles this program takes, and compare that to the amount of memory and CPU it'd take to do in Windows. I'm so tired of the "more resources = better" mentality these days.
Though a real man would key the whole thing in with panel switches, ASCII art and all. ;)
Thanks for sharing, I'm glad someone has the spare time to do stuff like this for society!
@TheMindOfPat The monitors are serial terminals. You communicate to them with the same interface as a dialup modem, but they display what's received on the screen and respond with what's typed on the keyboard (if that makes sense...)
@256byteram Yeah, I used to be all about serial terminals back in the day... sixel graphics on the VT-340 = good times. :) I'm just used to DEC ones that "look like terminals". Thanks for the quick reply!
@256byteram Is that 300 baud? Or is it just that there aren't many cycles left for printing? I tried looking in the ASM, but could not find the print routine to check for delays. (I found the delay routine, but nothing that would OUT on the TTYs.
@0xFFender There aren't any delays, just a timer that interrupts the CPU (50 times a second I think). These interrupts are used to trigger various events, such as the music and the lyrics.
@TheMindOfPat I know this a long shot judging by how long ago you posted the comment, but of course it is going to take more resources to do it on Windows. Any OS is goign to make it use more resources due to the simple fact that you don't get direct hardware access anymore (DOS is about the closest to a modern OS as you can get while still being able to use hardware directly). To bad you'd have to translate it into x86 asm to run it now though.
A mixture of too much time and refined awesome will rarely cultivate this fantastic piece of work. Great to see old Tech being used for amusing things still.
@JeremyB796 No, sorry, all versions of dos can run assembly. Infact, they can't really run much of anything else. As for the assemblies used for this, my guess is that it's for the Altair 8080. Infact, the machine even looks like an Altair 8080 to me with all those lights. However, I've never even seen one with a monitor and keyboard, just lights and switches. It's sort of the predecessor for the 8086 which is what DOS ran on. 8080 is... well... it's not compatible and doesn't even run DOS ok?
this is not a computer, no? is a prototype of computer? you know, one of those who just works for write things but with a sound cardboard? or is something like jeremy said? another computer with this sistem?
@D0Samp the front panel switches are there for debugging, but they can't modify the memory directly. The boot code is stored in an EPROM which loads CP/M from disk. The two terminals are controlled directly from the program, not through CP/M.
The slow linear rewrite, the accompanying whirring sound and the way that the refresh rate sends 'ripples' of brightness across the symbols on the camera are PERFECT!
THIS is how VALVe should have done the ASCII symbols in the actual credits.
@smatteringofapplause Actually, the ripples are only because of the screen, they're not part of the actual ASCII art. Although I do agree, it would be pretty cool if they did that in Portal. Maybe Portal 2? ^_^
Can this work on the 8088 IBM?
Gamsterjeff600 2 days ago
GLaDOS would be proud!
LuigiHoax 4 days ago
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404 Error, cake.exe was a lie Run help program logiccore.exe? (y/n) >y Input: ---Fish shaped candies ---Fish shaped solid waste ---Fish shaped fish ---Sediment shaped sediment Error: logiccore.exe is 98% corrupt. Replacement core detected. Press stalemate resolution key to continue. >* Beginning core transfer 20% 40% 80% Core transfer complete SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
awangdcsz 4 days ago
10xana
Northern Michigan, I actually have a cottage right by it I go up every summer.
Iv'e never been inside but it's pretty cool.
InfinityXSeven 1 week ago
THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!!!!!!
GLaDOS573 1 week ago
1. How did you get into aperture.
2. WHERE IS APERTURE?!
10xana 2 weeks ago 2
Please make a better quality video of it. The computers and animations would make a great music video!
misium 2 months ago
^_^
FireBlaze10101 2 months ago in playlist Favourites 5
now it looks been filmed in the 60s, wait portal took place in the 60s.
ArmorTalons310 2 months ago
I liked it better with the commodore 64 sound card haha, it sounded more original, although you did an awesome job with this one
Lworld63 2 months ago
rescipt it to c-minor please i would like to use this for a prank that auto starts with 2 dos windows popping up... unclosable untill the end of the song then get a BSOD.. i dont care what itdoes to computers but please
ilife11 2 months ago
did u put glados in a desktop pcagain?
ilife11 2 months ago
HA! GATES! CAN WINDOWS 7 DO THAT?
jameswalker199 2 months ago
@jameswalker199 yes.
3Target33 2 months ago
@jameswalker199 Yeah
TheBrainiac1000 2 months ago
This would be the most terrifying virus, ever.
PublicSting 3 months ago
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this is simply amazing. You are the ultimate badass
ohhgeez865 4 months ago
Now do it on an IBM 360!
But seriously, great job. Just shows that the true hardware remains usefull, remains cool no matter it's age.
Subscribed and liked!
ProffesionalSerb 4 months ago
Take care to plug a neurotoxine provider to that machine
YeclaManu 4 months ago
lol, what would the reaction be if you put this in the middle of a computer lab with a trip wire so it would start immediately when they walked it?
thegrief13 5 months ago
I know it's not much from a not-really-geek, but I salute you.
UserWithoutAnyName 5 months ago
Dude, I'm impressed. This is just... perfect. Now, I demand some sort of weapon to kill those 13 people who disliked this.
anothga 5 months ago
@anothga *hands anothga 14 combustible lemons*
fkagahsdfs 4 months ago
@anothga Send them this as a virus that plays it over and over again on full volume xD
SpaceyPuppy 3 months ago
Very soon.. In the future.. A real GlaDOS Will be made, and this is her inventor. ^.^
dragonsofice 5 months ago
hmmm what the texturepack?
MegaManNerd1331 5 months ago
Great job...especially considering you used the cp/m or what ever the heck it was called Os
refreffify 6 months ago
Is this the first version of GlaDOS?
Ruloo777 6 months ago 2
0:19
LittleReshef 6 months ago
I think this sounds similar to the music chips on a PC-98.
Charizard632 6 months ago
I wonder what the people's reaction would be if I went back to 1979 (the first year of 8080) and programmed the computer to play this.
goober239 6 months ago
GLaDOS Hacked your dual monitors!
TNTCABOOM 6 months ago
Awesome!
Think maybe you'd be able to manage doing "Want You Gone" from Portal 2?
spacehelmetforacow 6 months ago
13 people broke their 8080 computers
supersonic8910 6 months ago
Why can't I favorite this more than once?! That really drives me crazy, can somebody please help me?
mewpsypokes 7 months ago
Is that a MITS Altair 8800 next to the monitor?
The0Scythe 7 months ago
GLaDOS: Thanks to YOU we dont have neough fundings to make a decent song, so we have to do it on this. enjoy *SARCASM*
LetsPlayGuy12 7 months ago
I'm making a note here *huge sucess*
akkudakkupl 7 months ago
GLaDOS: this was a triumph... I'm mak..(ME): OF COURSE this was a triumph! we got you on a different AI system before Chell killed you. So OF COURSE your still alive.
GLaDOS: can i continue the song now?
me: yes. yes you can.
airplanemaster1 7 months ago
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both my ears liked this one.
scranity 7 months ago
8080 Still alive, This time for both ears!
scranity 7 months ago
love it
vorkev1 7 months ago
GlaDo's parents listened to this.
X0750 7 months ago 2
@X0750 its pronounced GLaDOS
TNTCABOOM 7 months ago
@X0750 scince when do robots have parents
LightDarkNinja 7 months ago
@LightDarkNinja Since today!
X0750 6 months ago
brilliant...
FireBenderKwyna 7 months ago
Amazing! :D
sarahrants 7 months ago
After this, I recommend you try building a combustable lemon.
Nice Job!
AllGameNoCake 8 months ago 71
So...I'm guessing your filming this at Aperture Science Labratories? Man...you're that engineer that Mr. Johnson always talks about! Good luck on designing the Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System!
TheWierdkiddy 8 months ago 42
@TheWierdkiddy Welcome to GLaDOS BETA 0.2! Now able to sing songs about cake!
jamessonic5621 1 month ago
The Yamaha chip is good for easy-listening, but having grown up with the SID, even badly programmed SID chip is better than this. The SID gives out a nice, warm sound, especially when using the built-in filters. Of course, it depends on what you want to hear. SID is a bit hardcore, with it's buzzes and chainsaw-waveforms. Anyway, the guy who designed the SID chip went on to found Ensoniq. As late as ten years ago I still had a Soundblaster 64 card, which had an Ensoniq chip inside.
Simpson654 8 months ago
this destroyed my previous expectations of a computer's power. never thought a computer of that antiquity could be capable of dual monitors!!!!
animegangsta69 8 months ago
Imagine t the blue Sreen of the dead And then that!
BlackWhiteYanappu 8 months ago 2
OMG! put her in a potato before she does anymore harm!
TheRampage811 8 months ago 8
This is really good. That computer is beautiful.
michael1384alt 8 months ago
next do WANT YOU GONE!!
binnieb20 8 months ago
this is how to sit in a computer that was such a garbage
gtasish 8 months ago
uhm where to download this epic thing?
DJMusicBooster 8 months ago 8
@DJMusicBooster There's a link in the description
256byteram 8 months ago
@256byteram i mean the executable software.. This ist just a Soundfile and a batch with nothing more then a aperture Science Logo (what now runs on my Thinkpad @ Startup :) )
DJMusicBooster 8 months ago
@256byteram no i search the executable appilcation for the 8080 you used
DJMusicBooster 8 months ago
@256byteram did you get any books to learn objective c if so can you link them via amazon
cygod1 8 months ago
@256byteram DUDE this just blew my mind. great job man.
anoob100 6 months ago
Freaking awesome and u should send it to the creators of portal,seriously I'm making a note here
evilmonsterbear711 8 months ago
the original GlaDOS
newblenderbeer 8 months ago
this was the beta of GlaDOS
JackONeil12 8 months ago 5
OMFG shes still alive
theSpartan187 8 months ago
FUCKING EPIC!!! :D
RICKROLLBLENDER 9 months ago
I sir, am learning to program for the 8080 right now, and I wish I can do that some day D: this is freaking epic :D
FFLeHaSt 9 months ago
i like the interference heard when the right screen is loading the next ascii picture
TeddtheTiger 9 months ago
13 people believe the cake isn't a lie :O
Bloodrin79 9 months ago
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BloodnXyGameReviews 9 months ago
why would someone thumbs down?!
kedrobomb 9 months ago
I hearby award you the Adamantium Medal of Awsome Geekyness, 1st class.
superbun277 9 months ago
i love you :3
MRwiffles1 9 months ago
this was really awesome
Saridim 9 months ago
wat will happen if i listened to this 482759275 times.......not that i have..
DarKSoNTHeLegEnd 9 months ago
@256byteram How the hell can you make this? Please respond :D
mukyuuhikuu 9 months ago
GLaDOS is still alive...
Mave1996 9 months ago
At least both ears were alive :)
tamiya008 9 months ago 4
Excellent!
necrotikflesh 9 months ago
if you are really bored, try and layer like 5 still alive remixes at once =P
mistaecco 9 months ago
[test subject's name] have won the [test subject's provider of online communications]
kane111111133 9 months ago
This was a triumph!
20odude 9 months ago
i went take a cup of water i returned in mah room and i said " who put the NASA satelite controles?... oh yeah... still alive..."
kazzutokiller 9 months ago
This man is the meaning of the word BOSS!
quinnjdq 9 months ago
como amo esta cancion!
tincho377 9 months ago
You sir, are epic. Nerdgasm. 9001 Internets for you.
Kb11431143 9 months ago
its the hard work that counts my precious master. Not the video Qaulity.
doubleagentman909 10 months ago
I played this alongside the actual song, synced perfectly! Well done sir.
xMunchers 10 months ago
When Humanity Is Dead, This Video Will Confuse The Aliens, Good Job.
justinheath905 10 months ago 7
OMFG got chills... You deserve some cake. how did you get two screens running for the same thing?????????
TheZachychan101 10 months ago
Wait a minute, I love this one. What was I thinkin.
delinquent000 10 months ago
First ones better, I guess because i like the simple synthy sounds. Still great tho.
delinquent000 10 months ago
If this happened to my computer I would scream "GLaDOS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING DO TO MY COMPUTER!"
CHEESEPWNSME124 10 months ago
The wavetable drum kit is called PCM. (I don't know what means)
The PCM is the percussion and the Yamaha synth the piano.
Sounds much incredible & better than the 6581 (SID).
Good video
Mr1p0d 11 months ago
LOL this is kinda cool
BadVoodo0 11 months ago
MS-DOS? Pfft. We need. Gla-DOS
gmfk07 11 months ago
for an old computer like that...thats multitasking out the ass
POPCORN454545 11 months ago
Oldschool for life man. Keeping the original spirit alive of entertainment way back when :)
Themagikz98 11 months ago
It sounds alot better than in the first take,in the first one it sounded like an old nintendo game but now it sounds like a cell phone ringtone (compliment not insult).
Asparagusman31 11 months ago
Fuck.
Yes.
IDropMyTaco 11 months ago
How the hell do you have so much damn time on your hands?????!!!
PoorLittleNES 11 months ago
I'd love to see the comparison of how much memory and processor cycles this program takes, and compare that to the amount of memory and CPU it'd take to do in Windows. I'm so tired of the "more resources = better" mentality these days.
Though a real man would key the whole thing in with panel switches, ASCII art and all. ;)
Thanks for sharing, I'm glad someone has the spare time to do stuff like this for society!
PS: What are you using to drive the video?
TheMindOfPat 11 months ago 36
Oh, whoops... terminals... I didn't see far enough down. That makes it a little more reasonable. ;)
TheMindOfPat 11 months ago
@TheMindOfPat The monitors are serial terminals. You communicate to them with the same interface as a dialup modem, but they display what's received on the screen and respond with what's typed on the keyboard (if that makes sense...)
256byteram 11 months ago 4
@256byteram Yeah, I used to be all about serial terminals back in the day... sixel graphics on the VT-340 = good times. :) I'm just used to DEC ones that "look like terminals". Thanks for the quick reply!
TheMindOfPat 11 months ago
@256byteram Is that 300 baud? Or is it just that there aren't many cycles left for printing? I tried looking in the ASM, but could not find the print routine to check for delays. (I found the delay routine, but nothing that would OUT on the TTYs.
0xFFender 9 months ago
@0xFFender There aren't any delays, just a timer that interrupts the CPU (50 times a second I think). These interrupts are used to trigger various events, such as the music and the lyrics.
256byteram 9 months ago
@TheMindOfPat
to be honest, it still will have more CPU than a mac
DuelWieldingGamers 9 months ago 2
@TheMindOfPat I know this a long shot judging by how long ago you posted the comment, but of course it is going to take more resources to do it on Windows. Any OS is goign to make it use more resources due to the simple fact that you don't get direct hardware access anymore (DOS is about the closest to a modern OS as you can get while still being able to use hardware directly). To bad you'd have to translate it into x86 asm to run it now though.
Comeyd 6 months ago
can you make a tutorial on how to do that plz plz plz???? i want to like hijack my bro's comp and start playing that
turtleman1256 11 months ago
240p glaDOS
cnnoi33 11 months ago
This is what happens when you decide to click "Send" in an error then throw your computer in the garbage.
Computergeew 11 months ago
...
Okay, I now officially want my computer to do this on start up.
ThePhantomSafetyPin 1 year ago
Portal mario world
kufusonic 1 year ago
this tells you that old stuff can still kick@ass
thelenkmam01 1 year ago
I'd love to travel back in time and do this on Colossus
SVWillmer 1 year ago
You, good sir, have kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
Just remember, he respawns. And the amount of Chuck Norrises that spawn are doubled every time you kick his ass.
CMSSL4D2TF2LoL 1 year ago
Was this from the early days of Aperture Science?
god0fgod 1 year ago
can you make pc version?
luckypeic 1 year ago
A mixture of too much time and refined awesome will rarely cultivate this fantastic piece of work. Great to see old Tech being used for amusing things still.
I salute you!
DuffliousTharalom 1 year ago
you learned two difficult things... assembly, and FM synthesis.... hats off to you sir x3 this is pretty sick
asams1996 1 year ago 78
how do i run the assemble under ms-dos 6.0? I've tried using a very large amount of undocumented commands and still nothing...
JeremyB796 1 year ago
@JeremyB796 You can't. It's not a PC it's running on.
256byteram 1 year ago
@256byteram yes i know but certain versions of dos can run assembly...
JeremyB796 1 year ago
@JeremyB796 What gave you that idea? Trust me, it won't work because the CPU's are different. Assembly for the 8080 will not work for the x86.
256byteram 1 year ago 42
@256byteram i already tried with masm, tasm, fasm, hla too try to compile just so i didn't have to fing a version of dos 6...
would a 8080 emulator work if i could figure out how to use it?
JeremyB796 1 year ago
@256byteram will it work if i toke VirtualBox/VMWare and put it under that?
ServerBoost100 10 months ago
@ServerBoost100 No
256byteram 10 months ago
@256byteram can you find a method (except for having two 8080 Stationarys)?
ServerBoost100 10 months ago
@256byteram 3mhz Cpu FTW XD
Dxxchrisable 8 months ago
@JeremyB796 No, sorry, all versions of dos can run assembly. Infact, they can't really run much of anything else. As for the assemblies used for this, my guess is that it's for the Altair 8080. Infact, the machine even looks like an Altair 8080 to me with all those lights. However, I've never even seen one with a monitor and keyboard, just lights and switches. It's sort of the predecessor for the 8086 which is what DOS ran on. 8080 is... well... it's not compatible and doesn't even run DOS ok?
luccaskunk 11 months ago
this is not a computer, no? is a prototype of computer? you know, one of those who just works for write things but with a sound cardboard? or is something like jeremy said? another computer with this sistem?
xXxMartin96xXx 1 year ago
@JeremyB796 you CAN eventually run it... if you somehow "translate" each command into x86... good luck doing that :P
p1oooop 11 months ago
@p1oooop oh god no... sure i run linux but that out of my ability!
JeremyB796 11 months ago
HUGE SUCCESS!
Btw, whos winDOWs? GLaDOS child?
That was a joke!
FAT CHANCE!
MrAnaminus 1 year ago
WINDoWS
ZacharyHere 1 year ago
That's a good old-fashioned switch-powered computer you have there, how does it boot CP/M and do the dual-terminal show?
D0Samp 1 year ago
@D0Samp the front panel switches are there for debugging, but they can't modify the memory directly. The boot code is stored in an EPROM which loads CP/M from disk. The two terminals are controlled directly from the program, not through CP/M.
256byteram 1 year ago 2
WINDoWS
Wishing It Never Died on Willy Saxton
Yea, I just remixed the winDOWs version of GLADoS and made it more sensible, then gave it a meaning.
Excallyburr 1 year ago
@Excallyburr Windows - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
Also...
Macintosh - Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
256byteram 1 year ago 6
@256byteram Nice ones.
Excallyburr 1 year ago
lol, it's winDOWs
sonicwingmode2 1 year ago
wow!
HomerJ666 1 year ago
Everything began here !
HUGE SUCCESS
mptrax 1 year ago
Wow! amazing!
This project was surely a 'Triumph!'
HUGE SUCCESS!
tails230 1 year ago 2
RAM-Gasm.
deadhitter1 1 year ago
Does it play doom>?
Dracoon1117 1 year ago
12 people really wanted cake.
Cinthorc 1 year ago 3
its sounds like its from a sega genesis...
PJAMAZ 1 year ago
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Ideal portal 2:
1:companion cube
2:cake
3:Gordon freeman referance
4:companion cube
canofpopproductions 1 year ago
dude you are such a nerd but this is awesome if the world did not have nerds we would have none of this cool stuff NERDS ROCK!
MrRolex96 1 year ago 3
12 people work for Black Mesa
emptycorp 1 year ago
This is the Blue Screen of Death for GLaDOS 8080.
Charmolution 1 year ago
12 people thought the cake was real!
TheLittleVirus 1 year ago 3
@TheLittleVirus The cake is real. The offering however is not.
deadhitter1 1 year ago
Best video ever made.
Thumbs up and favorited!
juliocezar14 1 year ago
I wish I had that computer ^^
VoidKeeper 1 year ago
Nice computer can I have it?
saftydance2 1 year ago
You have gained 1 Aperture Science Point
You obtain The Cake..
Oh wait... It's a lie..
Here.. Have a cupcake.. But it's fake.. Why not have some cake then?
wishingstars163 1 year ago
how did you maded it?
MASTERHACKER1111 1 year ago
I like this one. I'm favoriting it because it's Still Alive. :-)
summer20105707 1 year ago
O_O DUDE...how much you want for this thing
MegaUltraMario 1 year ago
Altair 8080 ^.^ *Doublethumbsup*
videofreakcologne 1 year ago
glados have 12 accounts
DrPaw 1 year ago
We just need to make everything orange. Like the Orange box! :D
AstropilotStudios 1 year ago
@AstropilotStudios Ortape an Aperture logo to it.
MrGeorgethealien 1 year ago
GLADOS DID BACKUP IN YOUR COMPUTER!!!!!
GilWanderley2455526 1 year ago
12 people work for Black Mesa
Metal509 1 year ago 2
You did this with an Altair?! How on Earth did you pull that off. five minutes with the d*** thing and my head explodes out of fustration
Alfa290 1 year ago
i wonder what the portal 2 end song woyld be?probaly finnaly dead?
pokamonmaster1997 1 year ago
It's good, But i think i prefer the first one you made.
jabathehutt5555 1 year ago
epic...
GreaseWolf 1 year ago
Just amazing :)
DragonOscuro18 1 year ago
Haha!
The slow linear rewrite, the accompanying whirring sound and the way that the refresh rate sends 'ripples' of brightness across the symbols on the camera are PERFECT!
THIS is how VALVe should have done the ASCII symbols in the actual credits.
smatteringofapplause 1 year ago
@smatteringofapplause Actually, the ripples are only because of the screen, they're not part of the actual ASCII art. Although I do agree, it would be pretty cool if they did that in Portal. Maybe Portal 2? ^_^
OmegaVesko 1 year ago
@OmegaVesko I know, I was reffering to the refresh rate of the screen which is what you mean.
Also, they update the games all the time, it wouldn't take much for them to add that to the end credits of Portal!
smatteringofapplause 1 year ago
@smatteringofapplause Hmm, you do have a point there. =)
OmegaVesko 1 year ago
@OmegaVesko I have it on the Xbox 360. Mine never updates.
KennethJ9471 1 year ago
That looks like an Altair 8800 or at least the case does.
FedorovAvtomat 1 year ago