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  • I have a B mox jet =D

  • i dont get why the camera man is zooming on her boobis? :)

  • my friend traded his whole deck for this card that says the damage is the amount of lands he has or something :o

  • Magic FTW!

    

  • 14:33-14:42 HAHA Rico made my day!

    I died at the slo mo part haha!

  • black lotus is worth 45.000$ There's 1 black lotus per 1.000.000 cards.

  • Dat chicken is a dirty little bitch :D

  • Am I the only one that cringed that they were using a wooden chopping board :(?

  • Do you worried about passengers in car, when Swifty drive? I do. :D

  • use two fingers!

  • Trick at 2:40 you had more then 2 cards, you took up one, put it back then u took 2 cards at once up and the blue card was the second card. No problem

  • Hahahahaha

  • better boobs at 10:32 (sorry nexius)

  • Grab a 2 player starter set and show swifty how to play....the block formats would just confuse ppl.

    He called the plains yellow, time to learn how to play swifty.

  • Dont touch my card! DONT TOUCH MY CARD!

    hahahahahaha

  • haha that funny i whould love to hang out with you guys for like a day

  • HAHAHA love the end

  • 9:47

    Inject in ZHE SAUS.

  • 15:20 Nexius's girlfriend: Why isn't he touching me like that?

  • 12:42 are you all robbed? Nexius tells them they are jealous, but who really is jealous is hes girlfriend whe he stuffs that chicken ;D

  • Congrats on the boobage

  • tenex, becarful men xDDDD, nexius is going to kill you ahaha lv your vids ;)

  • @0Plnt that is if he's lucky xD or lilo will unleash her infinite womanly wrath on him xD

  • if you pause at 9:24 there an insec in the window Lol 0.0

  • 13:33 He wishes he was gripping onto Lilo.

  • @Harvles93 lmao

  • I LOOOOOVE MTG!!!

  • Lol, johnny cage's glasses are 5.000 bucks and is more muscled than nexius.

  • damn shes hot

  • i about died when you went slowmo lol funny

  • NEXIUS LOOKS LIKE CAGE!

  • Burn decks ftw

  • the cardtrick : the card at the top was actually the blue one and under the blue one was the yellow. he just liftet both together so it seems the yellow one was at the top. then he snapt and turned only the blue around

  • what is this bullcrap

  • :L!*

  • 10:27 for teh booby action. :

  • Double Lift @ 2:48

  • Double lift at 2.48

  • 3:34+ Shes checking Swifty out. :3

  • that chicken looks sooooo nasty hahahahahaha

  • Nexius' vision is augmented.

  • why are you wearing glasses at night NEXUS? =D

  • best slow motion montage ever!

    

  • screw plainswalkers. screw poisen counters.

  • screw plainswalkers.

  • Is that the KKK on Nexius shirt.

    :L

  • BOOBS!!!!! 11:14

  • @whywhykk dude if thats his beliefs its whatever but they need to watch everything they film because thousands of people watch these

  • What is this madness??? The woman should be cooking!!!!

  • i play magic !!!

  • anyone notice nexius shirt has a confederate flag in the background

  • @FlipDemPancakes Maybe hes a redneck?

  • I have a Black Lotus in my collection actually.

  • lol that card trick is not magic....

  • @PilotTalk1 lol : ]

  • Tits??...In a swifty video????....nice

  • Card Trick HowTo: He have a random card in the buttom and the yellow card in the middle and blue at the top, when he shows the 2 cards to you, there is actually 3 cards there is 1 card under the yellow card. So when he shows the trick he just have to turn the blue card on the top. Most easy trick ever.

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  • That chicken scene was too funny XD

  • I just loved the part with the Marvin Gaye music!

  • All the moxes and 3 lotus 8-) no not for sale

  • JUGS JUGS JUGS JUGS JUGS JUGS JUGS JUGS JUGS JUGS JUGS JUGS

  • EPIC SWIFTY TIME!

  • bewbz :D

  • I would run away from home to live here.

  • NEXIUS I KNEW WHAT U WERE TALKING ABOUTTTTT MtG ftw

  • 13:20 lol did he just get thru jerkin his gerkin?

  • Hey Swifty, Message from Ra-Doomhammer. Just wanted to tell you that I am a huge fan. Amazing Videos man!

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  • Whos got the focus at 4:23?

  • why camera man only shows the boobs of the woman xD

  • 15:20 lmao! xD 

  • 10.25 - 10.35

    That's the only part you need to watch. LOLJK

  • Nexius, are you into warhammer 40k? The actual table top?

  • 9:26 I just got done watching 2001: A Space Odyssey, and that sound Swifty made scared the shit out of me rofl. I thought there was a monolith in my room or something.

  • lul swifty lives on dodd road

  • 13:10 KITTY JOINING THE ACTION!!!!!!!!

  • howed you flick the card to the blue mana card...

  • all them other cards not good to be in a box with no casing

    

  • Suscribe to my channel starting to edit videos today will be up soon :D

  • damn swifty if u need a cook hire me lol

  • Holy Sh1t 15:06 Nice Finger

  • that was not a magic trick i saw you double layering those cards D:< LIAR!!!

  • i like

  • I love that he has the camera at her boobs and just finishes it with "okay" as he turns away. Made me laugh

  • Nexius' shirt.

    <3.

  • 15:36 notice where rico is holding his hand at xD

  • I own a black lotus :)

  • Tenex you are amazing.

  • Boobs!!!!!!!!

  • boobs :O

  • 15:05 epic

    

  • 15:03

  • 15:05 epic 

  • why they no do a video with epic meal time D:

  • tennex is a perv...

  • 5:00 WARRIORS DONT GOTTA STOP FOR STOP SIGNS

  • It the sun never sets on a badass

  • Nexius protect your GF..

  • I have the same card box :O

  • Best cooking vid ever! You guys need to start a food channel!

  • coolest adults alive.

  • press 05:54 for rememberremeb rap :D

  • Giving that chicken a bacon enema!

  • I do own a Black Lotus as well. Also got 6 Moxen 2 Time Walk and 2 Ancestrall Recall.

    And Nexius: PANTERA owned and still owns

  • idk what's up with you guys,Tenex just likes her T-shirt.. :|

  • y doesnt nexius conjure food?

  • Swifty knows magic but doesn't know magic XD

  • i have a black lotus XD

  • What the hell happened with the chicken?! Way to just go to black.

  • Tenex I love you btw

  • She has a Tri-force shirt....Nexius....you lucky bastard...

  • Swifty you aren't that good at magic lol... 1:55 is simple back palm and 2:43 is double lift... Amateur stuff

  • @TRicKyDicKy93 then again, all card tricks are technically simple, but hard to master.

  • I do own a BlackLotus and it's my nickname as well, hehe.

  • @xBIackLotusx alpha or beta?

  • @SickAudi Unlimited :(

  • @xBIackLotusx oo nice

  • @xBIackLotusx made by Hotwheels or Tonka or Matel?

  • CREAM FREASE.... O yeah glaze the f*** out of that pan

  • is rico gay or is it just his eyebrows?

  • yea swifty.. its called double lift

  • is that tiny chicken supposed to feed all of you?

  • Music at 15:10 WIN<3

  • Your GF shouldn't mind you looking at her breasts. And a boyfriend won't stare at his GF's breasts in public, why? He's a grown man and he's gettin her already, he's not a horny teenager. So he doesn't wear glasses to stare at her chest. He just likes sunglasses :)

  • good game

  • i had a black lotus back before it was worth a ton. stopped playing magic and gave it a way for free.

  • There aren't only two formats!! Black Lotus and the T9 aren't banned in Vintage..

  • TTTT sub to me !

  • i have a feeling that they gang banged her after this :D

  • nexius is awesome/no homo maybe a little its nexius) 

  • y is swifty zooming in nexius GF breast?

  • @yournewfarther can't you tell from the voice that the one recording is NOT swifty but his cameraman tenex? (who btw records all the time...)

  • 04:59 , whats that little black box? :D

  • always have a friend that can cook best thing to do EAT

  • 15:26 Rico is holding his crouch. he likes chicken porn :)

  • Swifty! you shoild show us how to do those magic tricks

  • but molested chicken taste so much better didnt u know?

  • Tenex is a big pervert!

  • nexius' girlfriend is hot.

  • im jelious of Nexius' Pantera Shirt >.>

  • Does nexius have a channel?

  • LOL love the ending....

    

  • He wears his glasses because when your cool the sun shines 24/7.

  • at 15:05 nexius gf flicks off the camera xD

  • I never thought preparing a chicken could become so pervey.. disturbed!

  • its kinda lame in sweden a booster box (like 30 boosters) costs about 120 dollars or so if not even more :(

  • this swifty video has cleavage

    i enjoy cleavage

  • - Poor swifty... Its white mana not yellow lol

    -2 types? their are more, legacy, standard, extended, EDH, block, Vintage and a few more i think

    -I know someone with a black lotus.... why? and did you want Alpha or Beta

    -Swifty plays magic to look at pictures, Pretty pictures LMFAO

    -Swifty... nice camera angle on the chick lol

    -Nice music with the seasoning of the chicken....

  • my brother have a black lotus

  • brings back memories, spent a lot of time playing and collecting MTG cards

  • dude... swifty if you play MtG get MtG:O. I'll give you some killer cards

  • wow.. thay have got real knifes!?

  • 16:00 - mm yeah, i definitely want to eat that chicken now..

  • i cant watch the video in fullscreen what's happening?

    

  • RICO IS THE SHIT

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  • nexius your girlsfriends boobies is great! can i share with you???

  • epic end lol

  • The bonus video is the greatest thing that ever happened to this channel. I died laughing

  • funny scene man... epic slow mo!!!

  • You guys are so high.

  • except that the blue was on top of the yellow card the whole time because you put it there after the shot was cut lol

  • The lets get it on part lol

  • Together to the top

  • become a daily blogger