2009 Red BMW M3 TakeOff

[BIGBANGxSHINee]

The rear lights threw me the fuck off.

[nilzr1]

He did not want the tyres to spin and wear off... probably still trying to sell this car (i would not buy it after seeing this movie)

[Makaroniveli]

Thats a 2008 m3 sedan not a 2009.

[Kobrakov]

Faster than a sleeping slug...Whupty fucking doo.

[BIGBANGxSHINee]

That's not an M3.



[MrJbsBest]

@BIGBANGxSHINee It's an M3. It's just the sedan version.

[NikonGuy123]

my grandma takes off faster in her motherfucking toyota yaris than u do HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dubravcikjakub]

@NikonGuy123 also my

[levitics247]

Not m3 is just a regular BMW, but next time just use your moms car, I bet is faster...

[bad07dmax]

gay



[xinfam0usxplayax]

oh man what a take off..... -_-

[SeriousGomes]

lame



[94351]

That was fucking terrible

[aRAPescIIxL]

thats fake

[a1expak]

@GesaebelSchuetze.

What are you talking about? the 2008-2011 m3s come both in the sedan and the coupe. e90=sedan, e92=coupe. Hence this is a 2008 PRE-LCI(Pre-Facelift) m3, can tell just by looking at the blackline taillights.

[MrD4nielll]

@GesaebelSchuetze you mean e90 and it is a m3 noob ...

[markohare]

@GesaebelSchuetze

5door or 3door makes no difference you idiot it is all about the engine!

[integmanr98]

these tires have a 280 UTG , easy to ruin fast doin burn outs!

[integmanr98]

didn"t get any scratch in 1st, 2nd or 3rd....Weak launch!

[TheFarazz]

take off ur pant and take a dick of all who watched this crap video

[TheGnojedin]

the driver just don´t wanted to burn his tires

[Dman2569]

Horrible video

[AAB3958]

GAY take off!!!!

[Sabie0]

retard got a 4 door and put an ugly ass fucking exhaust on it, like a dumb ass Armenian or persiaannn

[wearelegion489]

@Sabie0

Fuck you faggot Armenians don't mess with their cars. Persians only.

[zoliurmosi]

wtf was that ?

[crazcarlove82]

@djlastrina Im just tired of paying the very expensive bills to fix it :/ it breaks down.. alot mine must be defective... but i dont know

[NYK1402]

Guys dont make hope, its not a Supra...

[crazcarlove82]

my m3 is worse than.. that... breaks down almost every two weeks and i spend heaps of money just trying to get the dawm thing fixed im waiting for the new mb c class FTW



[Thebmwisthebest]

@crazcarlove82 is it the e92?

[NITROUSINJECTEDFISHY]

@crazcarlove82 It's pretty obvious you don't own an M3. You are a little shit talker who will never own a Mercedes or a BMW. Bimmers outlast just about anything, in my experience. Go change your shorts and have a nice day............. fucking flamers these days.

[crazcarlove82]

@NITROUSINJECTEDFISHY To bad i do and im selling it! Suck it bitch!

[NITROUSINJECTEDFISHY]

@crazcarlove82 Someone who is trying to sell an M3 doesn't talk like that, you're not fooling anyone. 12 year olds like you piss me off, coming on the internet and trying to talk about cars. I doubt you know the difference between a crankshaft and a camshaft.

[crazcarlove82]

@NITROUSINJECTEDFISHY first i do have an m3 and yea i dont like it. kay and second i have something callled a job that pays well if you know what that means.. and i dont quite like it so i am getting a c class kayy... you just jelly cause you cant afford what i can.

[crazcarlove82]

@NITROUSINJECTEDFISHY A cam opens and closes the intake and exhaust valves that allow the fuel mixture into the compression chamber and exhaust the burnt fuel.

The Crankshaft moves the pistons up and down, in order to convert the fuel into energy. In a four stroke engine you have, the intake, compression, Power and exhaust strokes and boom so again suck it.

[NITROUSINJECTEDFISHY]

@crazcarlove82 Nice to see that you can use wikipedia. I'm not "jelly" of anything, I own a 1969 BMW 2002ti. Even If you did have a job that pays well enough to own an M3, why would you buy one without doing research to see if you like it? Again, you're not fooling anyone. Go back to praying for the money to own a C class.

[LR93uk]

SLOW

[mtpylkka11]

Lazy man, lazy.

[Funnedy]

Fuck... thumbs up if shitty M5/M6 launch video brought you to SHITTY M3 launch video...

[chrisluvjh]

2009 Red BMW M3 TakeOff

this shit sounds worst than the stock. check out what a real exhaust should sound like. like the eisenmann race exhaust on M5 not this peice of shit

[Kx48221]

I moonwalk faster.

[iJUSTwriteTHISname]

@Kx48221 challenge started post a video with a moonwalk accelaration and send me a message

[Kx48221]

@iJUSTwriteTHISname Working on it right now!

[iJUSTwriteTHISname]

@Kx48221 i hope so !

[sixDUMBbeaners]

my grandma can takeoff faster than that...and shes dead

[Jayhawk371]

thats a takeoff?



[skaterian117]

this shit sounds worst than the stock. check out what a real exhaust should sound like. like the eisenmann race exhaust on M5 not this peice of shit

[pimpoutfit]

WTF

[StuRaz]

Sounds absolutely exactly the same as stock.

[racecar142]

wtf was that???/ granma driving??

[prytus]

jeaa come on race with my daewoo tico. 0.7 41KM (640kg) and better take off. will be faster on 1st and 2nd gear. hmm...let say the begining of 2nd gear ;pp

[gbolton11]

man my takeoff wid a scooter is faster haha xD !!

[vwcseagle]

lame



[boramkiv]

Ahahaha, all of you thought it was going to do a burnout LOLOLOL!! I wish i could see your faces HAHAH!!

(I thought it was too WTF??)

[ilovegoatsecks]

Delete video now before someone punches you

[kokkoris09]

@ib1p your a moron its an m3

[ib1p]

this is an m5 moron

[cgatti18]

@ib1p yea youre a dumbass...

[drino282]

the camerea was in a room with ravers smoke boxin smokin dry mushrooms and the smoke fukd up the led filter and make shyt look fake and hulucen man fuk this i cant spell dat fukin word raaaaaarw crunch crunch im turnin green *vains popping* HULK bytch

[galaxymariosuper]

260 people wanted to see a burnout

[Lovlie96]

What exhaust? :)

[UchihaItachiback]

Is it me? Or did this look like an animated video

[sunshine777888]

Did he ever take off or did I just miss it, I mean I could "take off" with a Prius faster than that.

[doumanian3]

this is not even real lol

[yochickwantsme]

240 people did not like this take-off

or did not like how you lied about this being 09 m3

[wiiman8910]

is this real?

[wolverine9500]

Fucking slow take off,fuck this driver!!!!

[hgk91710]

fucking lame ass take off -_____-

[jaguar123987x]

watch that you wont spin the wheels and burn your precious tyres lol why even bother to buy a Bmw, show off(I'm so cool, MPOWER!!!!!!!!) and then you drive like a pussy, cheesh I bet that some Greenpeace dude bought that lol, hell no that would be off the scale, fucking A.L.I.E.N.S

takeoff of the year to no where, still lurking on the horizon and pissing me OFF, FUCK OFF already, I need my chill pills.

[TrentSav]

@egisbmw

Loser

[BradSheasby]

Sound nice, but this not a 2009. It's a 2008. The E90 M3 tail lights were redesigned for 2009.

[KingNothingLS1]

aww that was cute.

[kerduBMX]

thought to see a quick and loud acceleration but nothing, just the slowest acceleration in the world

[DeekoWeeko]

isn't it M3 Sedan.. ?!

[asshatnowhere159]

i never knew it was possible to launch an M3 that slow.

[RickMartin7]

Sounds weak, is that a stock exhaust?

[TheTrentimus]

Was that factory? I am confused now..

[ckboy221]

repost this video when ur vagina grows some balls. wtf was that

[epibeast885]

shit box

[XB0LTaCHti0n022]

im definitely not buying magnaflow

[SuperGustav007]

this is ps2 lol

[SuperGustav007]

tis is ps2 lol

[SWiFTPOSSUM]

wow what the hell did i just spend my time watchin that for? to see the ass of of bmw get further and further away? wtf

[SUPI2EIVI3]

money not well spent

[SuperKoreanzombie]

is that it?

[Godboy4]

your m3 looks like shit, besides driving like a pussy

[hmmaddy]

fuck ya looser

[funkyfondant]

that was shit sorry

[saudipimp21]

and now 219,524 ppl

[GSXRMULISHA13]

lame

[xXxCHEVYxBOWTIExXx]

MAN I COULD RUN FASTER THAN U TAKING OFF LIKE THAT

[lifenz1]

i can beat ur ass with my 1.7 civic ex :P

[BigSloan413]

That was hardcore!

[BAYstyle650]

Hahahahhaa!!!! Sum take off! I thot my iPhone froze for a minute there...

[ulqin2008]

Wow.. Killer take off..

[livingharmony88]

my sister can park faster than that car taking off

[dspirito]

@livingharmony88 he was trying not to break it.. Man that car sounds like poop.

[longhorncowboy1]

I'm sueing you for the 32 seconds of wasted life.

[alexjalaff]

Wow, unbelievable launch, sooo much wheelspin :O

[zelibober]

This guy taking the cars on BMW dealer for test drive, going behind the lot and make this pointless videos with fake titles... What a looser!

[pro999evo999]

when i saw the title and the first image of the rear car & REVS .. i thought the burning rubber would break the camera ..

cammoooooooooooooon

[thongpham1984]

My lexus is 300 faster than that i have 520 hp

[kugelisss]

@thongpham1984 fuck your lexus

[123ct456]

@kugelisss hahah

[PierreReyesMusic]

@thongpham1984 Lexus. Well done, I'd rather have a VW Camper van on air ride.

BMW Ftw.

Lexass - Crock of crap.

[theguy1224]

@thongpham1984 According to your recent video, you have 360hp. Im a fan of the 2JZ engine but your car is outdated, not modern looking, has low valve compared to this m3. The m3 is light years ahead of your car in terms of everything.

[saloom431]

that looks like a video game or something

[ZxMJKxZ]

they werent trying...

[Snake1337h4x0r]

LAUNCH CONTROL

[DeViiNeMaFia]

thats not a m3 rofl get a life

[bboyrets]

@DeViiNeMaFia idiot o.o this is the sedan version

[AJM0201]

@DeViiNeMaFia

It is an M3 its the 4 door version.

[Maddy1968]

take off???? smile....

[MoonlightDelivery]

Lemme guess, BMW owners dont do burn out? Amirite?...

[jonedetman]

This is not real !

[schandmaulxxx]

it looks like a video game!!!

[Lung30]

: - /

What a ...! That was a "take off"?! I take off more quickly in my bike, for God's sake!

[drnoob79]

I've seen this vid twice. Why did I watch it again????

[ASA1689]

what do u guys think the back tyer size are on this car? 275 maybe or bigger?

really looks heavy from behind

[foleygac]

@ASA1689 Stock tire sizes on the rear are 265's.

[bday8716]

thats a "take off" for real?

[X0n3]

but this was take down :S

[walkamn7]

M3??? noobie %)

[M95ify]

Mom! Get out of my room with your noisy vacuum cleaner!

[pi4ovete84]

a bunch of haters. that's a great car!

[integralexpo]

well do expect every video to have a burnout or something? he was just showing a regular take off

[chad174670]

haha, wtf

[chad174670]

haha, whtf

[banana12292]

way to quiet

[drnoob79]

When it started moving i was like "wow whoever made this vid is a retard"

[thebu77alo]

WTF???????? was that?????

[conjoy15]

i was expecting some hardcore burn out! hahah

[astronot29]

slowcoach 

[icobescu]

not M3

[soapydesigner]

what was your last car.....a golf cart!

[fastiesto]

not a good driver

[enigmamonkey92]

that looked strangely computer generated.. and correct me if i'm wrong,

but thats not an M3... look at the tail lights

[ferrari6891]

@enigmamonkey92 hahaah buddy that is an m3..and e90 with black lines

[enigmamonkey92]

@ferrari6891 regardless, it has to me fake, looks it. and the takeoff was shit.

all i'm saying it it looks like a lower class 3-series with an m3 badge slapped on the back.

[ferrari6891]

@enigmamonkey92 trust me it is, I own an E9x M3.

[enigmamonkey92]

@ferrari6891 10 months ago i guess i was only familiar with the rear end of an M3 coupe, i now understand that the sedan has a different look to it, most notably the rear lights,

sorry

nice car, i'm jealous

[enigmamonkey92]

@ferrari6891 this video had to have been computer generated though, it's shit.

[loserguy1022]

aw so nice...such presice engineering. a real beauty. bmw m3 is my dream car. i have an Acura right now which is nice looking inside and out and has been a great car, but someday i will have this sweet piece of auto erotica. screw the mustangs and camaros, pieces of shit.(just got rid of a 2010 mustang gt) this is real engineering, not a clumsy ford or chevy. i just love the styling of these cars. and the engine is perfecto. bmw, you make me cry.

[car852]

you people are retarded. hes not trying to go fast.

[svtcobra7]

I've seen electric kiddy vehicles from a Sears catalogue "take off" faster than that. However put TAKE OFF up there should..........."take" it "off". idiots.

[BonSenTV]

shit! thats boring!

[MrLoose26]

laid back take off.. only individuals r supposed to smoke mari..dont apply to cars

[jamesunit19]

i can pull away faster than that in my 1.4 grande punto...

[manny9800]

My 4 banger takes off better than that, and its not rice.

[TrentSav]

Wow, you've wasted the time of 74,000 people

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

@TrentSav ...235k, now.

[haibinede]

@TrentSav now 237146

[TheAudiTTfan]

@TrentSav now 266,307 :/

[TrentSav]

@TheAudiTTfan

So at 32 seconds for this video, the uploader has wasted at least 98.63 days of life...

[GlennW69]

Its a game indeed,but its a model that does exist if some doubt bout that....But it CAN be advertising for magnaflow tough,no idea....

[BRienecker]

good graphics tho lol

[bullet2dabrain100]

stupid and FAKE!

[SnizzFizz]

lol how is it fake, prove it. I say it's just a really shitty camera

[ledas0]

@SnizzFizz man u should consider glasses or os ot just casure uarte tipical american believing i  evverything u see

[SnizzFizz]

@ledas0 I don't believe everything I see; I just said my opinion about this video and the first thing you do is bash me? LOL You should consider spelling lessons... you're just like a typical foreigner trying to speak english. Hell, you're worse, 3rd graders at my school can write a more grammatically correct sentence than you. I literally cannot be insulted by what you wrote. Oh and for the record, I wear glasses everyday already asshat

[ledas0]

@SnizzFizz man i can spell better then u the reason my spelling was fucked on that comment is because of my keyboard you fucking dumb peace of shit youtube gangster

[SnizzFizz]

@ledas0 I'm sure you can spell better "then" me LOL.  You still managed to spell a word wrong and be grammatically incorrect in the same sentence, all while telling me you can spell better than me. You're just a total fucking champ

[tgjame01]

its not fake. take a look at magnaflows website. alot of their videos are shot at that same place

[tgjame01]

its not fake. take a look at magnaflow's website. alot of their videos are shot at this same place. this is just a poor quality video

[jmighty20]

LOL- FAKE- its a game IDIOTS

[MrMrSeV7n]

big wow (!)

[magin9131]

that was a very boring video wtf

[myblutuscani]

Every other new model they make a sedan M3.

[chrisfullofsteel]

4 door m3?

[GTGTRR]

@chrisfullofsteel yeah, they made an M3 sedan man. surprised not many people know that :P

[needforspeed133]

2009?? and what the hell, it isn't even the right chasis

[bbrules86]

@needforspeed133 it's the alpina b3 mate!

[needforspeed133]

yeah, looked it up, and you're right, my mistake.

[warlockbass]

good one

[Gatrenzwerg]

hahaha lol thats a game haha

[ArabianStyl]

What the hell man, you're driving the thing like you have 3 infants in the back. Put the hammer down, and let that tiger roar like its supposed to.

[hasan200710]

WTF man. its a normal sound.

[bortous]

this was clearly a fake