Infomercial for Certain YouTube Commenters

[emugrogan]

You strike me as someone who's idea of history stems from your 6th grade "Christopher Columbus was a real Gem" fairytale textbook.

IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE BOOK, MORON. Books are only full of ideas, and, as you've just proven, Any jackass can have a Bad Idea.

[Daiphyl]

@emugrogan im guessing u have never heard of sxephil? lol

[Skulldragon999]

Lol

[Skulldragon999]

:-)

[Skulldragon999]

"HA HA HA HA!!! HOLY SHIT! THAT'S FUNNY!"

(My reaction to this video)

[CARNIVALNOISES]

I actually like the background music...where did you get it?

[Kevinjamesprojects]

I don't really care.

[JesseArrr]

This was uploaded on my birthday :)

[1StOfDecember]

@ADRASCO5 he probably hurt your feelings..

[FreeGadgetsConsoles]

Why did you unlist this Phil? Good thing I favorited it. You need to put this on a T-shirt

[thedspot1]

i have to say this is one of your best videos ever

[mkai4492]

what iiss dis MUUSIIK???

[Kaity11]

BamBamKaFail.

[DownWithTheHerman]

@Kaity11 well said.

[1StOfDecember]

I keep coming back to watch this video, it's hilarious

[UrbanMiss]

0:51 Best moment ever! I had to rewind it a few times. That was priceless.

[cricketniall]

What ever happened to BBK? BRING IT BACK! :)

[anandchakraborty]

After watching this video some of my best friends are books! XD

[adhi5000andone]

first.

[cricketniall]

@adhi5000andone LOL classic :)

[kawakesincfilms]

why did you guys quit this channel?

[sjg2]

FAIL

[Oleviaoptional]

ahahahhahah i need this on my page apparently i have a penis...im 17 and those comments were made by a 40 year old dude......he took about 30 minutes maybe more to watch about 5 of my videos to say i have a penis, ahahahha um penis or not that makes him a first rate petifile.Philly D am i wrong?

[dogstyle2222]

@Oleviaoptional pedophile :P not petifile

[1fastnigel]

LoL that was awesome!

[MOHOJO12]

fuck you!

[MOHOJO12]

fuck you !

[thehotpocket1]

what happenned to this channel?

[Paperbagman555]

@thehotpocket1 Yeah i don't no? Did this channel just fail? i mean i liked these vids!

[123cmcstudios]

LMAO

[iILIiCasperiILIi]

LMAO

i watched the book slam like 208573829 times XD

[XxRedlinedxX]

lmfao...BAM!

[SuperSobhan]

Can I unsub this now?

[colekrieger69]

That looked hard

[mnnk101]

can i unsub you guys now?

[TheIrishcondor]

heard about this channel from shaycarl today:D

[stride7860]

lmfao, i heard about this channel on shaycarls video today

[redzor812]

AMAZING :)

[aspirino67]

hahahaha that was the most random thing ever

[mtarantino42]

Yay music @ :01 I know it

[lasneh]

This reminded me of Jon Lajoie's premium stuff...well done! :D

[pockymousie]

This is still one my favorite videos ever.

[adam02041994]

and that was Epic! ^^

[TheDudeManShow]

Really?

*SMACK*

No your a fucking loser..... lmao i love that

[Greatoswaldo]

Thing the first viewers of this video hesitated to comment?

[Sasami10]

This would be such an awsome Infomercial on tv.

[skippydelver]

That was amazingly funny. Finally someone who gets it.

[xela69x]

roflcopter to the max

[ThatWikiGuy]

read a book moron

[StupidUglyMonkey]

since when the hell does sarcasim have to do with books!!!!!!!!@1!1!!!11shift~!!­!!!!11!

[gummimaci0]

Phil is not ugly D: He's super-cute!

[Iokl10Sims]

So i'm gonna guess there wont be any more videos on this channel ^^

[wcbgn]

awesome!

[StupidUglyMonkey]

1st!!!shift!1!!11!!!!!!!!

[DblFStef]

Oh my gosh. I loved this more than words can express.

[fobsternd]

did you really get hit in the face?

[n0rric]

what the hell is the name of the song that plays after he says "HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?"

[FudgeBoy93]

HAHAHAHA epic ending did it ACTUALLY hit though...?

[adam02041994]

i think she did - glasses felt down or it was ,,only'' a scratch ;p

[TrustKovacss]

dang, I couldn't finish the vid. Most of the videos i see, stop half way thru....oh well...

[alagh3]

BOOKS good for all sorts of shit

[tamaman123]

...thats, thats kinda fuckin mean. Your a genius. :)

[sudslab]

you can think its funnier cuz your a writer or whatever. all i know is everyone gets when you get smashed in the face with a random object. such as a book.

[themorningperson]

hahaha...youtube commenters(me)..got to love em'!!

[MallaganVloggs]

Hehe, pretty funny. I'm a writer myself, so this actually makes perfect sense to me, just in a funnier way than it would a none-writer

[RJ17Boy]

Funny!!

[NicLikesFilming]

Yeah i would totally have sex with him... WTF Stop virtually fingering him. JEYYUSS CHHRRIISTT

[neoContraVo]

Books can inrease the size of that certain male body part. Just don't read too many or you could end up in a freak video or go blind.

[nickjonasgurl4eve]

did he just say sxephil is really ugly that is a straight up lie he is sooo cute

[MrChingchongdingdong]

omg he is super cute!

[nandita0000]

lol !!! sooooo FUNNY!

[Stardustger]

fuck thats so funny i look the last 10 sek now for the 100th time ^^

[fego19]

PWND lol... loooks like u got hit for real

[vinkie35]

BOW FOR THE MIGHTY BOOK!

[dollarhawk]

o fuk me lol

[InvaderBrad]

I think this PSA would have done me a lot more good versus the sad rap song "Books, check 'em out!"

[Prophecy23JC]

perfect.

[preciousCece]

lmfao I played this video for this girl @ work who always talks about shyt from youtube ... she still didn't get the point of it

[TheMarkraytoday]

books.. good for all sorts of shit!

[TheKillCommander]

Coolvetica font :D

[DARKtutorials]

Haha tht was awesome

[rambokam88]

hahahahaha this video is amazing

[BaptistsSolder]

5/5

[joshdgdg675]

10/5 is more like it, funny AND inspirational (in a funnier, more offensive way) Congratulations on making me laugh so hard i coughed up my Jimmy Dean's.... lol

[funkychik2005]

haha. Tuesdays post is totally true... my mom's b/f tried to kill her twice and she still allows him near her despite a restraining order. Its insane and I almost agree she deserves what she gets at this point. Crazy times! Thanks for the new subscription to make my day more interesting:) P.S. Your shaved head makes you much more attractive!

[GoooObama08]

lool I usually find video blogs really boring and avoid them but dude you had me in stitches, I like your style. ;)

greeting from ze UK

one love

[fuzzyhunty]

LOL

[brokenbitsoflove]

Oh my god yes, I loved this. Heh. You rock Phil.

[coolerwesbox]

dfghdrth g hyth ugbtrkfjy56uw34096958u56yjkgh4­56e7ub67

[13parisio]

the beginning when he is thumb fighting is fucking retarded

[burntheship]

that's kind of the point... for it to be stupid....

way to point out the obvious you fuck.

[mariachi91]

that looked painful 0:51

[ShinigamiSmeg]

Did that Hurt Phil? xD

[nemesis86xx]

guys you should really do some fucking videos for bbk it´s been a while since this one came out .

[9499295]

IM GONNA START READING NOW!! no i think ill stay bottiom of my class. thnx. i have no idea what im talking about...........where am i?

[Filipei7]

true. this is necessary

[houman98]

nice i like it

[MyThreeDreams]

"books, good for all sorts of shit!"

LMFAOO!

[rathduded]

It looks like you got hit really hard.

[uSubscribeToMe]

Great Video lol

I hate Reading

[xboarder333]

Then I am pretty sure this is adressed to you...

[Grylls4Ever]

i have a lot of time on my hands but i can never comment first on youtube. WTF?

[elavate7]

the end was tooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!

[Hunter630]

Books. The stupidity repellent :v

...or Remover.

[aircanada76]

a book?yeah stupid

[WyrmPrince]

Thanks Phil probably half of Youtube's commenters are mentally retarded.

[drzfynest65]

Whose the background voice? Sounds like Shay lol

[TheScyphozoa]

I think it's just phil with a computer effect.

[TheScyphozoa]

the

fuck

[RaDialscaRR]

exactly

[Bowzer19]

haha cracked up at the end....BOOOOOM

hope u tagged her back phil!

[LimeGreenLavaLamp]

No Your a Fucking Looser!

WHAM

LOL. Favorited XDD

[boanerge2009]

HAHAHAHAHA 0:51

[bportheine44]

Can't stop laughing!, this is helarious:D

[1Jac0b9Alb3rt9P036]

I know this from experience

[1Jac0b9Alb3rt9P036]

Actually, if you're ugly and smart people will hate you more

[solidcake482]

books ftw. books really can do anything.

[tjjwittadawg]

That was awesome.

[WeaselTalk]

0:53 Win

[holliebean15]

HAHHAHAHA FUNNY :)

Your Gorgeous by the way;)

[XmissXalyssX]

your so hot :)

[carlyzvoice]

fucking halarious ;)

[HeyItsMackey]

lmao

[Piratemaniac17]

lol

[Cabalwannabe]

Yes. All the time. I prefer a proper handshake, and the other white guys I hang with agree. Until some "cool" guy comes in, shows us all these cool new gestures. Then we're all like "um... why?" Until we realize we're just too white to understand these things.

[Mjosianne]

you're not that ugly dude.

You know, your face could be so much more unfortunate. chin up ;)

[blackmarketfitness]

You are one funny fucker. damn. who knew you could use a book for more than anything other than whiping your ass with? Hmmm. Go figure.

[HGbunny]

When did Rookie become so nosey and mean?

[magicoreo]

what song is this?

[spicychicken2]

HAHA, LOL... man do I HATE reading

[lilady20]

Ah ok so Phil I dont know if you read many of these but well there are only 2 reasons for me to ever watch youtue and well your the number one.. Anyways i was just wondering where did you get the jacket in this vid? I know it may sound funny but it makes me think you got it from canada.....

[m269ch3vy]

is that Lindsay planting that book in your chest!?? lol

[LukeCharlesO]

books there good for all sorts of shit lmao

[NagelMeister17]

Lol at 00:52

[vamped66]

that was possibly the best thing I've seen all month!

(oh wait... I mean all summer!)

[xSHINYSNIPE]

No your a fucking loser. SMASH. lololol

[christodoulidesgun]

holy shit she realy hit you

[JeffG080]

this has nothing to with this video but i was thinking that u should make every friday classic DeFranco friday where u put up old videos that no one has really seen

[MEAXpLiciT]

Shay is the background voice!

[yieldtochristian]

lmao so funny

[iTzIFrAnKiEI]

damn i love it i keep watching you get hit with the book over and over and over lol great!!! i love it!

[jasonarble]

i love this

[Wolfbird100]

Really funny LMAO

[shrekche]

lmao that is hiliariuos

[sheyhanabeysinghe]

HAHAHA...true

[scamander24]

LMFAO :P

[spaceweed83]

OMG ROFL at the end

"books, they're good for all sorts of shit" LOL LOL LOL

Geat vid !!!

[Dylantheoddball]

awesome book-to-face action!

[swingingfordearlife]

yadom, have you learned nothing? NOTHING?

[pjguist1993]

i agree with u he is a fuking geek and the people that will probably thumb u down and me down are defending him thus proving that they have no lives and that they are geeks as well

[Killedbyrawrock]

might I suggest......reading a book?

[EmeryTokar]

it looks like she honestly nailed you int he face

[kissmexmixamorx3]

your glasses were crooked. kind of bothered me a little bit hahaha

[Fuckinghellify]

OCD

[chicken4xxx]

lol

[domkim1986]

True

[TheMegani]

haha funny :) :) :) :)... and i dont think your ugly! yeah im nice like that! :D

[DaxHamel]

I just watched the older vids. Bambam Ka-blowjob was hilarious!

[xXKirstinChanXx]

lol genius XDDDD

[Wardy1000]

comment first on you tube videos that's hilarious

[mzkreeper13]

Lol funny.

[thecouchthatsat]

Oh my gosh Phil, I love you. This is so funny. xD

[RaheemsVlog]

Raheem likes books.

[MikeDeFiets]

So what you'r telling us by getting hit in the face with a book is that we should spend more time on facebook ?

[naomitastic]

LMFAO he totally got facebooked

[SublimePsychedilics]

Niiiiice

[vols856]

in  the face

[ShortestMonkey]

OMG I heard this song before, at the Burj Dubai wedsite, but idk the name. Does any know??

[SublimePsychedilics]

I'd like to know as well.

[domprince510]

"really?" owned

[extremegamerfx]

i hate people who comment 1st

[ImperialManiac1]

Lol I just like the bit where u get hit in the face.

[PeruvianWeasel]

IN THE FACE!! IN THE FACE!!!

[generationanna]

haha I love it! but I can't help noticing that your glasses are a little crooked. But whatever, I still rate this video 5 stars!