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  • those kind of comercials as they are called?

  • So fucking true hahaha

  • Hi 

    *humiliation*

  • LOL this video is cool! imma follow the guide at my work!!

  • 14 People are unattractive

  • 1:12 hahaha

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  • This is funny because it is true.

  • The workplace is just a plain one sided place. A woman accuses a man and it carries weight automatically. But women do whatever they want at work.

    You're better off not even being too nice to women at work.

    There are plenty of women in the world desperate for a decent man. Why risk your job where some crazy bitch, or a woman looking for attention, can ruin your career without even trying?

    Just date women outside of work.

  • @methyou Most people spend the majority of their at work so it is hard to meet people

  • @methyou Ive been giving you thumbs up for your coments left and right. You are litterally taking the words right out of my mouth! Im not a bitter person by any stretch of the imagination but what youre saying on double standards is so often overlooked and its no-biased and true. Nobodie's perfect but men ARE more honest at least when we make mistakes, women are more often sneaky and decietful about their wrong doings and expect to get away with it BECAUSE they are women.

  • ooooo tom got lucky there

  • So guys.... be like tom brady!

  • Being shallow is a terrible thing... For men.

  • @rogerl6 but a good thing genetically, you want healthy offspring

  • Love that little "honk" at 1:13.

    This is basically human nature, isn't it? Overall (and OF COURSE there are exceptions), women prefer men who'll theoretically be good providers, and men prefer women who're attractive. True, it's a sweeping generalization and I'm not saying I like it, but there it is.

  • I totaly learned alot today. Thanks!

  • Is this the only show Tom Brady agreed to appear?

  • Sorry to burst your homo bubbles, but who the fuck ISN'T shallow?? Its a human thing some people are just hypocrites.

  • Wow.

  • Some women and most men are shallow. That's just the way it is.

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  • Lol this video is SO TRUE

  • Isn't retro video classic? It is obvious the old SNL stuffs are funnier than the new one, no fools.

    Hey, anyone got a video on how to install asbestos sheets? aha.

  • This is so freaking true.

  • it's soo true....come guys just look a little creepier than others even though they did the same thing as the more attractive dude did

  • I've been looking for this video for a couple years now and couldn't remember what it was called to show and prove to the women in my life who think that this kind of bullcrap isn't even an issue for the average guy. I'm glad I finally found it. lol

  • HAHAHAAHA!!!

  • U would get more views if you allowed embedding

  • @MasterJahannam Not sure why would I want more views?

    YouTube lets users 'enjoy' full liability exposure after a takedown notice is filed by NBC Universal (per DMCA; I claimed fair use as a public policy discussion), but YT policy also disallows revenue sharing on such videos. So there's absolutely no incentive on my end to INCREASE page views; it adds value to YouTube, in general, by offering breadth of videos, but offers no personal benefit to me.

    Maybe I'm missing something here?

  • @AdamSlowHandSmith Yeah but you could get more views.

  • Sexual harassment sucks. I've had to file claims on three women since the beginning of this month alone.

  • @justinwbohner It bears repeating that while the video uses humor to point out the seemingly contradictory nature of SH (sexual harassment) policy, the bottom line is that SH is slimy. It's about harassers exerting POWER over others, and is not about sex. It's an energy-sapper, a karma killer, an unnecessary distraction in a business, for ALL parties involved.

    It sucks to be the target, and it sucks that people feel empowered to play God over others in such a degrading and hurtful manner.

  • @AdamSlowHandSmith Very nicely put my friend, very nicely put. :)

  • @AdamSlowHandSmith Sounds like something women do when they wear revealing clothing - exerting power over men using their sexuality.

  • @AdamSlowHandSmith Here here!

  • I hope people aren't dumb enough to take this seriously and try this XD

    Remember:

    Being harassed or bothered when you're trying to work sucks regardless of what your gender is or how attractive the other person is.

  • @Suedonim92 Yes, but if a super hot girl asked me to lunch and wasn't awkward about it, I'd accept.

  • @Suedonim92 well if its a hot girl i wouldnt mind and most men wouldnt mind either, harrass all you want baby!

  • This would be funny if it wasn't so true.

  • @melman ...thats exactly why it is funny bud.

  • By reading most of these comments, it sounds like most of you have self-esteem issues. Your comments are so depressing and all of you are claiming to be victims. You guys need to take control of your lives and be men. Confidence is all a man needs to be Mr. bad ass.

  • I hate this because it's the truth.

  • 0:33 hell yes i want her!!!

  • 0:55

    the lady from bones??

  • Hey I had the highest rated comment where did it go?

  • Aww, does poor baby's feelings go hurty-hurt nows? =(

  • i was basically attacked last night by a bunch of 15 year old girls at mcdonalds :/ and being stoned off my mind it was probably the most awkward mcflurry ive ever eaten.. seriously, it wasnt the compliments about everything i was wearing that wer bad it was the "throw up, ill be your maid" kinda comments (and yeah that was actually one of them) and the constantly asking for my number the whole time that made it uncomfortable, it must suck to be famous

  • If Brett Favre had been more like Tom Brady....well a lot of things would've turned out different not just these lawsuits =\

  • Just goes to show you have to be Tom Brady to get women

  • I work in a hospital and happens all the time, there is a guy who works in resportory dept that all the nurses are in love with , he can get away with anything the rest of us average looking guys are repulsive and disgusting, women love to say that guys show the same bias towards beautiful females vs ugly females but the difference is women get away with being shallow

  • This is sooo true

  • Jocks shall inherit the world...

    and then all progress and technology will just stop.

  • Tom Brady is a sexy piece of man steak

    But he can't act.

  • You guys need to stop hating on this skit. Males show the same bias toward attractive females....well atleast I do...lol.

  • @ThaGenius101 That's because WOMEN don't have anything else going for them. It is NATURAL for men to aim at attractive women, however MEN should be valued by other properties, since they are the supporters and protectors.

  • To bad this isn't the case is Sweden. Just ask Julian Assange.

  • @yankskiller34 while attractiveness is a matter of opinion, I'm not sure Assange passes the "be handsome, be attractive, don't be unattractive" advice. It's a matter of debate exactly where Assange falls on the attractiveness scale: closer to Tom, or next to the other guy...

  • @AdamSlowHandSmith

    I think it was a case of buyers remorse with regards to Julian Assange. He would have plenty of interest from women because of his notoriety,

  • @AdamSlowHandSmith geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

  • @yankskiller34 dumb comment ,not even slightly witty

  • Hey all you girls who like Brady, at least you get to see Brady's junk because this is the only time you will see it.

  • Tom Leykis: Never ever ever under any circumstances date in your office unless you are about to quit your job/get fired/ don't care about it. It is a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen. If you are building a career, the last thing you want is some bitch fucking up your CV. In this economy that goes double.

  • haha. Fair enough.

  • @ChicagoFan32 Yup. They're just in denial.

  • @ChicagoFan32

    It's NOT true!! Women do not look at appearance alone!!

    ...they also like money.

  • @ChicagoFan32 actually, the statement does a fine job of it all on its own.

  • @ChicagoFan32

    Im a girl, and I agree that we'er shallow, but we're not the SHALLOWEST creatures in the world. Plus the word "creatures" makes it sound like we're not human beings.

  • @emilyjewelltom Well technically I think we're all creatures in a sense, but yes women are the SHALLOWEST. It's ok though us dudes aren't much better, to be honest.

  • @ChicagoFan32

    I think the difference is that guys just get physical with each other, us girls just use words that cut deep. haha

  • @ChicagoFan32 I've had that conversation with women friends many times. The only difference between women and men, is men are honest, and women are deceitful. A woman's perogative: lying about her age - that's lying, it's not a virtue. Garnering sympathy - the women can be at fault, but she is entitled to sympathy and men aren't. Woman are the weaker sex - you mean after she's done something crappy, you can't hit her. If it were a man, someone would smack him. That's called being a weazel.

  • @methyou LOL "men are honest". You crack me up. +1 for you.

  • @supervacaneous Well, if you go out of your way to date sleazy men, you might have a different experience. I suggest date with higher standards. I wish you the best.

  • @methyou i guess we could say the same for you and women, huh??

  • @wricat You could, but you'd be evading the clear double standards.

    If it's a woman's perogative to lie about her age, is it a man's perogative to sleep with underage girls?!

    If it's a woman's perogative to change her mind, is it a man's perogative to change his mind, and cheat?!

    If it's a woman's perogative to claim you can't hit a woman, is it a man's perogative to claim you can't fault a man for his misdeeds?!

    If men are shallow for being attracted to appearance, aren't women too?!

  • @wricat The reality is, all my life I've heard about how terrible men are: cheating, lying, shallow, etc etc etc

    Yet I have never cheated, I MUCH prefer honesty, and looks aren't the sole thing I am attracted to. I've found, in fact, that women are guilty of EVERYTHING they accuse men of. IE everything some men do, some women do as well. But it is a WOMAN'S perogative to be lying, cheating, shallow etc etc and even escape the punishment a man would face in the same circumstance.

  • @methyou *prerogative where i grew up almost everything you're saying was the complete opposite for me man. So i really dont relate to anything youve said. another thing yuo were sayin was hypocrisy ,, you know what? everyones a damn hypocrite. most people miss that point and go straight to defendin themself yknow. if you think about it there are really no - or hardly any double standards. it's what you make of it I guess thats people for ya

  • @wricat The bottom line is, men ARE honest. In the same circumstance, if a man cheats, he's a cheater. If a man lies, he's a lier. If a man is shallow, he is shallow. BUT A WOMAN, is a woman, and she is entitled to a perogative, to sympathy, to escape punishment.

    Go see what happens if a man does to another man what women do: he gets knocked the fuck out... no amount of nonsense will excuse his behavior.

    Some men ARE guilty, but ALL women are excused...

    So much for equality...

  • @ChicagoFan32

    Yes I don't have a problem to admit I am as horny for sexy boys as a gay guy. Why do men think attractiveness is only important to men?

  • @jessica5666 It's important for sluts too.

  • @zewalla

    oh poor thing...don't beat yourself up cause you're ugly and will get lawsuits if you look at women...

  • @jessica5666 I don't live in a slut-friendly country like the United States.

  • @zewalla

    oh you sad thing...It's ok there are other pathetic men who don't get any women...

  • @jessica5666 LOL are you getting angry, slut?

  • @Tammc09

    no ugly desperate pervs got angry from rejection lol

  • haha I didn't see this one before. I'm shocked that Brady would do this because he has 4 sisters so women have strong influence in his life. this skit is essentially about the hypocrisy and double standard by women when dealing with sexual harrassment in the work place. I think there's some truth to this and women are totally guilty but would never admit to it. they are as shallow as men and it's always about looks to them--most are not sweet, shy anymore.

  • haha tom brady and peyton manning are both pretty funny as hell

  • This is actually quite factual. I might start claiming sexual harassment every time an unattractive girl greets me to restore balance within the universe.

  • @TheHalluzination be careful bro, the unattractive ones usually do it in groups and if you're the slightest rude or mean or anything people will criticize you. Like if an ugly guy asks a pretty girl out she is allowed to be offended and feel threatened and society sees that man as a monster, when its ugly girls hitting on attractive guys its "aww those sweet girls are just being nice!" even when they come up to you and basically ask to blow you lmao double standards man what can we do

  • lol at Tom Brady's boob grab

  • 7 people have sexual harrassment lawsuits filed against them

  • haha it is so funny reading all the comments from disgruntled men here! Why cant women judge on looks when men do it so much to women that people don't even register it anymore?

  • @ejdatmacdotcom Is it like watrching a male version of the man hating Oprah? Everyone is attracted to looks. Men look for characteristics in a woman the will insure the survival of their children. Hips for easier childbirth and breasts so the baby will not go hungry are a couple. Women are worse when it comes to being vain because while a man can get more than one woman pregnant at the same time, a woman cant.Once they are pregnant, they cant get pregnant again. ( to be continued )

  • @ejdatmacdotcom ( continued ) That is why looks are more important to women.They are gambling with their dna and mixing it with a man with the hope that he has strong genes which he will pass on to the baby ensuring that these genes will help the child survive and that the child will attract a mate with good genes and pass them along to the next generation. A man doesnt have to worry as much about who gets his genes as long as he impregnates as many women as he can. ( to be continued )

  • @ejdatmacdotcom ( continued ) Those are the scientific reasons why women are more into looks than men are by far. Women pretend that these dont matter because the male they end up with will not trust their fidelity if the woman makes it known that they will take off with the next male who is more attractive than they are. In my own lfe, I was treated like shit by women until I went to the gym. After I transformed my body, women were a lot nicer to me although I am the same person on the inside.

  • @novusmundi When I lost weight, men were a lot nicer to me even though I'm the same person inside. Men can be very shallow as well. 

  • @Catherineearnshaw89

    Yeah but we hear that men are shallow all the time, it's quite socially acceptable to state that. Whereas this skit puts the spotlight upon not only the shallowness of women but the dark side of femininity.

  • @Monad01 Is it? I didn't notice. Yes, women have a dark side, we're not perfect and will never be because we're humans. No one is perfect. I just think it's funny that unattractive men fine woman shallow because they can't score a hot chick, while they ignores all the unattractive females. The irony on that never stops to amaze me.

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  • @Catherineearnshaw89

    I and most men have noticed that it is socially acceptable for women to state that men are shallow but not vice versa, obviously you are not very observant.

    It's not about unattractive men not being able to score a hot chick, it's about men who are accused of sexual harassment because they are unattractive, either physically or socially inept or both. In other words merely how a man makes a woman feel emotionally is the difference between a date or or his job, or worse.

  • @Monad01 while attraction is a big factor for everyone, most men aren't shallow. It's mostly women trying to balance out the negative image of their off the charts shallowness.

  • @Foxx1981 That's because men don't really care if they are attracted.

    If she has girl parts and they work properly, everything else falls to the wayside until he gets bored.

  • @outwrangle wow, thanks for the stereotype and thanks for making all men jackasses. If you only meet cold uncaring men: I can understand that's your view. Maybe you should go for fewer sleaze-balls and see through their charmery. But then again they're too "fun" am I right? *rolleyes

  • @Foxx1981 I am a man.

    I never said that men don't care. I only said that sexual attraction for men is very simple.

  • @ejdatmacdotcom BECAUSE MEN DO EVERYTHING ELSE. MAN HAS BUILT EVERYTHING THAT IS IN THIS WORLD, MEN RUN COUNTRIES, MEN SUPPORT THE FAMILY. WE HAVE ENOUGH WEIGHT ON OUR BACKS ALREADY AND NOW IT TURNS OUT WE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE MODELS, TOO? SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO IMPROVE MY LOOKS AND MY LIFE FOR 6 YEARS BUT IM STILL ALONE JUST BECAUSE OF WOMEN LIKE YOU, JUST BECAUSE MY FACE IS NOT PERFECT.

  • @PanicAttackRelief Wow you are just too funny. how pathetic!! And now it looks like youre sending people death threats too. Ridiculous, bro ....seriously...

  • Damn, Tom Brady has a nice ass ;)

  • Thank God I am not unattractive. On the other hand, the fatties have my number. So there are drawbacks not presented in this propaganda documentary.

  • Tom Brady representing! Classic skit!!! LOL!!!

  • tom brady squeezed that bitchs tit ahahah 

  • Snl is a scrub show

  • *Be Handsom

    *Be Atractive

    *Don't Be Unatractive

    lol cant stop laughing

  • @2:00 - 2:07 I knew that already cuz of billichek havin sex with the girl on his team. Who also starred in this video.

  • Best thing Tom brady has ever done in his life!

  • Ben roethlesberger or Brett farve should watch this

  • The only man I would go gay for.

  • If Belichick ever did SNL that would make my fuckin life..

  • Tom brady, is dating giselles whateverherface. you cannot hate on him.

  • @hellblade23

    married and has a baby w/her

  • @hellblade23 LOL, actually they're married.... small little detail :-)

  • lol

  • I can't believe SNL talked Tom Brady into doing a scene in his underwear. Creepy...

  • This was hilarious!

    "Just follow the 3 simple rules!" LOL

  • @shea4y Everyone's just jealous.

  • Only attractive people can find this funny, everyone else just wishes they could laugh with you...kind of sad in a way

  • awesomee haha thanks for posting this.

  • Saw someone else post this and thought it was funny.

  • It is very truthful, but that's what makes it so funny, in a very cynical way. Perhaps the less obvious message here is the blatant shallowness of most women.

  • that was so shit nahh

  • Watched this at work, it's hilarious!

  • @missbettie4 You know what? It's hilarious when watched at work!

  • This is hilarious watched it at work!

  • This is hilarious!

  • It's like Chris Rock said: If Clarence Thomas had looked like Densel Washington, Anita Hill wouldn't have cried sexual harassment.

  • Men don't stick together and are afraid to admit when a woman pwns them. That's why men, as a group, are now completely neutered (except for the 5% of studs that all women like anyway). Stick together men, you're getting pwned whether you want to admit it or not. That means you, your brothers, your nephews, your sons, etc.. are too As of right now, what a woman says is the law and that is about as fascist as it gets.

  • @ActaNonVerba71 Although your point of view is completely unpopular and seen as ridiculous there is a lot of truth in what you said. I agree with you. The tables have turned 180 degrees.

  • @mrmykle Thank you for actually coming out and saying that you feel what I say has some relevance. Many men (and some women) see relevance in what I say but will not say a word in front of others, only privately. I am frequently called names, abused, and otherwise ostracized both on the internet and in real life when I scrutinize and criticize the dominant narrative which feminists, via the courts, media, educational institutions, etc.. have forced upon us.

  • Haha! Tom Brady can grab my boobie anytime.

  • LMAO....Art imitating life at it's fullest..Haaa!!!

  • Man, that truth sure is a bitch.

  • o tom

  • Who played Frank?

  • solo puedo decir que todas putas

  • which one is tom brady?

  • @Shueb12 Brady is the blonde one with the nice tits.

  • @Shueb12 the one with multiple Super Bowl rings

  • "Corresponding" breasts and vaginas? Corresponding to what?

  • I saw this for the first time four years ago when I was in the U.S. - and I just think it is sooooooo funny - and (being a woman I can also say) sooooo true - particularly the three rules to follow at the end - these are the funniest and best "rules" ever! Thanks for posting this funny video! :-) Hope it stays here forever!!

  • @Browneyedsnowflake I hope you die bitch.

  • @PanicAttackRelief - Oh, thanks - the same to you - and hopefully soon.

  • lol @ the nipple pinch Brady did. XD

  • This is so true it's not even funny... =/

  • 17-0..lol

  • Jeebus women are more shallow than men...

  • @chade1983

    They are more shallow by far. After I hit the gym for a year, I was treated a whole lot better. My goodlooking friends claim it is confidence but I was always confident in myself. I was the same person on the inside but not on the outside. Sometimes I enjoy the new treatment and sometimes not. If I lose the new build, I will get the old treatment again.

  • @novusmundi that is so true women are 100 times more shallower than men. Most women are so damn picky these days. With that being said women what more than just a good looking guy with confidence they what a guy with competence. They love guy with guts and moxy. But your right if you improve yourself image your confidence as well as your self-esteem improve.

  • @novusmundi Too bad gym can't fix ugly face...as it is in my case.

  • @PanicAttackRelief Dont be sp hard on yourself. Working out makes a change on your face if you are heavy. You would be suprised to see what a difference melting the fat off your face makes. If you are thin or are a normal weight it doesnt make as much of a change on your facial looks. I am in that category. When I got into shape I changed my clothes to a style that showed my new build. Last thing to do is act more confident. Use humor but NOT humor that knocks yourself. NEVER criticize yourself

  • this is so true its not even funny... the skit is funny

  • Dammit, way to put a chink in my unbreakable armor of Brady hate with this video.

  • hahahahahahahahaha wow