Dwight Schrute- Health care I'm The Lion

[alexmini123]

what episode is this from

[AlphaLima406]

@alexmini123 S01E03

[BJARRGH12]

AHAHAHA he's so awkward.

[RebelstarDawn]

This is true... unless you're a honey badger.

[Murrangurk2]

@DiscoRByrno You know those arguments are never exciting. When you get close to winning the xtian just jams their head up the arse and you get no where. Or they argue in circles. Now excuse me I have a life to pursue

[Murrangurk2]

@DiscoRByrno I was trolling you, you goose.

CHillax!!!!!

[Murrangurk2]

@DiscoRByrno No you are the troll because you deny the ever lasting love of christ. He died for your sins, and yet you continue to believe in EVILution and waste your time mastrubating to demonic images of incubbi and porno instead of studying the holy gospel! Oh no , wait, I'm the troll! Ha! Awesome.

[gyroknot]

inverted penis

[MyBestAnswers]

"I am faster than 80% of all snakes."

[Crazie982467]

Hahahah did they forreal just have a fight about volume? Smh...

[3abcd2]

warning: Lot of faggotry in comments below

[AlIsAGurl22]

play nice kiddies!

[JonO387]

@DiscoRByrno Yeah, you're an idiot and a troll. You just proved it. I won't comment anymore. I believe this conversation speaks for itself. I would say it was fun, because pwning trolls like you usually is, but you didn't even try.

[JonO387]

@DiscoRByrno Your first comment "It would be great if you turned up the volume" tells me you assumed that my volume wasn't at maximum or that I didn't know what volume control was. Either way, it was a false assumption on your part. Read your first comment again and tell me how anyone would think that means I " need to get a better device for volume and turn it up MORE". Since you were being "sarcastic", would you prefer I call you an asshole?

[JonO387]

@DiscoRByrno Yes, you are an idiot for assuming I don't know what volume control is. Stop assuming things and people won't think you're an idiot. It's called common sense for a reason, you don't have to point it out. So, yes, my logic is definitely right.

[JonO387]

@DiscoRByrno Hey, thanks, I never thought of that. You're an idiot. I have my volume all the way up and I can't hear it. I don't have that problem with many videos on youtube. The volume this was recorded at was very low.

[JonO387]

This would be great if I could hear it.

[MrPurinization]

he's the lion and hes gonna get you

[sabu4646ar]

Love this bastard!

[InsideOfYouu]

In this clip, Dwight reminds me so much of my Math teacher.

[0Smilelikeyoumeanit]

I like how he points off camera, like he's actually talking to the cameraman

[shadowfootball1]

@0Smilelikeyoumeanit I think he is pointing at you?

[ImyselfANDausten]

I said this in class when my history teacher brought up health care. No one got it. :(

[lizzyxrox]

I LOVE DWIGHT!!!!

[42underscored]

You're already dead.

[TanyaCreeps]

This is the quote that made me want to continue watching Office!!! Best Show Ever!

[vProJv]

1 person thought they were the lion, but now they're dead.

[NoMoMedia]

I used this quote for a biology paper i had on Evolution... A+ suckers!!! :D

[NoMoMedia]

My friend's band put this as sound byte in front one of their songs...

Why you might ask... I have no friggin clue... but it still kicks ass :D

[Nanaman12345]

@NoMoMedia Must. Hear. SONG!

[NoMoMedia]

@Nanaman12345 /watch?v=KiUW7nW3cEk&feature=r­elated

[ImSaltyCarl]

Very rarely can you summarize someone with one phrase. This is one of those times

[CasimusxPrime]

I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

[mjordan1998]

Funniest words ever spoken. It must be fun to be a sociopath like Dwight

[halobeatscod]

UR DEAD

[georgefrankleroy]

Hilarious

[santiagoCajalmacorra]

Jesus christ, his face is hilarious

[CABeastVideos]

This is like the greatest quote ever! Gotta love Dwight