Because I what?

[Krymigia]

Because you eat no kimchi was the best part.

[kpopXchin]

haha lol my parents say if i jump on new year's i'll grow taller . i actually believed it but it never really worked . -.- xD

[wolterpynaffit]

eat bulgogi instead :) mmmm

[JaSMiNe7411]

Africans are the same way!! my mother will try and make me take more than the recommended dosage cause she says it will work faster this way, then she throw all this wired stuff in the blender and a lot of spices (she said that spices can fix everything psh. . . ) then shell make me drink it ugh, then she sprinkles holy water on me . . . . . yea

[nyappy1234miki]

because you eat no kimchi.

[jeshalex]

i'll eat kimchi with u

[p0ptart01134]

i had the hiccups one time and my mom ripped off a small piece of newspaper licked it and stuck it on my forehead and told me her coworkers told her it cures hiccups... x.X

[ChErRyandChOcOlAt]

but my mom what she does is take a quarter or any coin and dip it in this thing and start scraping my back with it! The key is you have to do in t he same spot until it burns and your skins turns red! She says it good for you when i get sick!

[Yalonda24]

Yea i heard chinese people do that. (at least what my chinese friends told me)

I feel sorry for you. Ouch! : (

[ChErRyandChOcOlAt]

lol cool

[Yalonda24]

lol

[specious116]

hah! XD nice video.......my parents say weird stuff to me like that but they're more weird cause of the random crap they do.... one time my dad was driving down the highway and he suddenly felt compelled to bark out the window...... i was glad we were moving fast

[xyomiix]

"Because you eat no kimchi!"

haha my dad does the same thing except he says

"Because you never listen to me"

and sometimes it has nothing to do with anything..

*sigh*

[HiFiEffect]

My mom says to lay down and put a hot water clothe with olive oil on my forhead. Since olive oil seems to be the answer for everything, I should thus absorb its all knowing power.

[devotedViolet]

My mom's okay. The only thing is that she wants me to sleep early, and eat vitamins more. But it's normal that she worries about my health coz i study like crazy and she's way there on the other part of the world. we<3 our moms :)

[xxxbrandonkxxx]

Nope my mom doesn't use any weird solutions even if i am asian.

[mizfabulous123]

hahaha , well my mum thinks that shadows are the root cause of all evil.

Mum i have a head ache

-ahh you've been playing with shadows

'mum, Ive got the flue'

-i told you not to play with Shadows!

[ddonq]

Like shadows as in the dark shade created when the light hits it a certain area? Or is shadow some kind of game or something? haha

[mizfabulous123]

Its the shadows you see in the dark. It's beyond me how she got to that though.

[stellarz]

lol simon. my moms the same... but her method is not kimchi, it's because I use the computer...

Me: mom i dont feel so good, i feel dizzy

mom: it's cause u sit in front of the computer!

Me: mom, I have a headache

mom: because you sit in front of the computer screen!

Me: mom, i'm hungry

Mom: it's cause you sit in front of the computer! too lazy to eat!

apparently.... the computer will be the death of me.

[ddonq]

HAHA.

But I met you through you sitting infront of your computer screen, so it's not bad at all!

[lev3rlastingl]

haha I can relate. when i get sick or ANYTHING happens to me, my mom tells me it's because my room is dirty -_-

[ddonq]

Maybe there is a virus bacteria thing in your room that makes you sick

[mfigzz]

LOLOL omg i laughed so hard at the slo-mo "WHHAAAATTT" part

[mfigzz]

and i just realized you actually said it in Korean...even funnier!

[ieatdouches]

Whenever I tell my mom that I am getting sick, she says that I don't wear enough clothes when I go outside. She doesn't believe that getting sick is through viruses. She thinks the cold weather gets me sick -_-

[ddonq]

That's true, but you can never be too safe to bundle up

[Katex69x]

poor asians. when i get F in maths my mom is like "your teacher is a bitch!" and then "whatever".^^ cool mom. [i'm russian]

oh yeah, and my moms solution for everything is vaseline. =.= nooo, not perverted way. :D

[ddonq]

HAHAHA that's soo funny

[kpyne2]

when ever i say to my mum "im hungry" she always says " hi hungry my names jenny" [my mums name is Jenny] its so annoying when she does that >:(

[ddonq]

LOL That's so cute

[LEEeunyoung16]

omg i think it's cool that you replied to practically every comment :D

[watchdog2007]

yea right simon... mr pokemon on my gameboy.. dont buy video games.. *pfffttt

lmao im kidding but yea, electronics will burn a hole in ur wallet

[iStawr]

I wonder what kimchi does. :D

[ddonq]

Poop

[vintageseoul]

My traditional Korean mother thinks Advil solves everything.

"I have a toothache": Advil (adbil)

"My body is in pain": Advil (adbil)

[ddonq]

Adbil is a powerful thing! It works

[ddonq]

Oh dang you're not suppose to tilt your head back? haha

[ddonq]

Oh dang it sounds like your grandmother knew what she was doing

[Jamisterzz]

Today I told my mom thaty progress report for algebra and stuff.

"whenever you get it, it'll have a 71...but the teacher didn't add the test grade. So now it's a 79!"

"WHAT A C?"

"it's progress mom.."

"I WANT ALL A's or no computer or Tv."

Then she told me to take a shower so ideas will pop out of my head for math. LOOOL

[ddonq]

Hey you know it's not that hard to change that 7 into a 9 :winkwink:

[lastalk]

haha i'm filipino. and when i was younger, i kept getting mosquito bites on my arms. so my mom told me that since i didn't wash my arms thoroughly, the grasshoppers had mistakened it for wood and nibbled on it while i slept.

[ddonq]

LOL that's funny

[n00dizzle]

haha i have the ultimate asian parents.

I got a B on math tests like twice consecutively and my parents started FREAKIN OUT and talkin about tutors and a class after school and whatever. oh no! it's WAY below a 95 the apocalypse! OH GOD 2012!!! D:<

I'm pretty sure I won't not be going to college because I got a B on a MATH test. </3 math.

[ddonq]

Hahaha I think that happened to me once

[SAKURAMANSION]

haha that was so cute, because you eat no kimchi

my mom would kill me if i had a bad grade .__.

[zengrl07]

my moms solution for everything?

"Drink more water."

bad skin? water.

headache? water.

tired? water.

[ddonq]

Hey but I think that works!

[KaySeeBethxCore]

my moms answer to everything is : oh dont worry its not serious, i used to get that all the time! or okay lets go to the hospital.

[ddonq]

Haha that's how my parents are

[KaySeeBethxCore]

haha isnt it annoying? and oddly riddiculous!

[karflooie]

My grandmother agrees with your mom. Cabbage cures everything!

[ddonq]

Oh cabbages, how you are amazing

[sufanarae123]

hey did you know that your name ddonq sounds just like the word dis donc which means hey there in french?!! i think thats really funny i just learned that a few days ago

[ddonq]

Really? I learned something new today

[dependsontheweather]

my mum says that if i get a stomachache it's because i don't blow dry my hair... don't ask me how that even goes with eachother. cuz i have no clue. xD

[ddonq]

Haha that's weird

[JsygCensored95]

HAHA!!

it's so true...

[ThePaigeBen]

Oh yeah,what is Kimchi?? Too lazy to google it lol.

[dependsontheweather]

kimchi is awesome korean food. ^^ it's good. you should google it xD

[ThePaigeBen]

I'm not asian,but the craziest advice I ever recieved was:if you clap your hands fast you will get a's on all your tests. My grandma told me that.

[ddonq]

LOL. Shoot I must clap really hard from now on

[brokenxstitches]

LOL

[kidmecha]

my mom says i will lose blood if i take a shower at night...

[ddonq]

Dude that's scary! If my mom said that to me I would not shower at night

[Theresnosuchthing08]

When we go to picnics my moms friend tells me to hang bags of water to scare away the bugs....which I find odd.

[ddonq]

Bags of water? Haha that's a first

[accapaula]

HAHAHA, AGREED. the only thing my mom does when im sick, is bring out the needle. (to prick my thumb. alot of korean parents do that haha) she thinks everything is because i got chae.

[ddonq]

Oh yeah! My mom did that to my sister before. Something like if it's black then you're sick or something

[guy1414]

kimchi <3

[MEOWlee13]

My friend drinks room temp stewwed celery because her mother told her it would help make her taller.

She is 22, I think she is done growing!

[ddonq]

Ew I had celery

[shortsmarts]

yea, what kinda asian fails math. haha nah. but i eat way tooooooo much kimchi and im not even asian. =P

[ddonq]

I suck at math :(

[melinattttttttt]

you should have a comment time like how nat does

[ddonq]

Like all that chat with Nat? haha

[LEEeunyoung16]

rofl KIMCHI! XDD

my mom thought i had swine flu too, because i had a little cold.

i was like "uhh, no."

[ddonq]

You must be careful!

[xfranny14]

haha hilarious! i asked my mom once why am i always so hungry. and she goes "you have a worm in your stomach eating the food you eat!" then i go "O.O"

[ddonq]

Haha a worm

[InXstacy]

Wow, my mom does the exact oppostie :[

She says it's because I DO eat kimchi D;

[ddonq]

Hahhaa you can never have too much kimchi

[bbyXimXanXoutlaw]

I was at my doctor and he did something so I would fall asleep and when I woke up I was like "What did you do?" and he was like "Oh don't worry about it, lets just say you freeze well"

I was like WHAT THE F**K

[ddonq]

HAHAHA total WTF

[thatsoundsfun]

lol isn't it funny how everyone's worrying about the swine flu when like only about 7 people have died when thousands of people die a day cause of diabetes! lol

[ddonq]

I know huh? Now it's becoming a bigger concern I guess since the fall season and back to school

[Cliffycliffz]

yeah my mum worries about me getting the swine flu too. she suggested I stay home and sleep it off though, pretty reasonable.

[ddonq]

Man I remember whenever I was sick in elementary school my mom would still make me go to school

[lilmizsujin1]

haha my mom says the same thing to my brother well she says its either bap/rice or kimchi.

[ddonq]

HAHA oh korean parents

[Ohemgee35]

lol!i will definately start saying that (bcuz u eat no kimchi!) and n that accent too!=]

and since both my parents r doctors, i dont wanna share my list of things...it would go on forever!lol=p

[ddonq]

Your parents must know all the cures since they are doctors haha

[thatsajudy]

AHHAHAHAHAAHAH how clever of you. i love the dub over!

the reason for bad health? lack of VITAMINS - it's a cure all thing.

[ddonq]

Thanks Judy!

Oh you can't get enough of Vitamins!

[SinWingKi]

you get spots cus u dont sleep enough

eat more fish and bokchoi to have better skin

fish skin is good for the complexion

if ur adult teeth fall out, measn ur going to hell.

"your brother is coughing,, DOES HE HAVE SWINE FLU?!?!?!"

[ddonq]

LOL on the adult teeth falling out hahaha

[watchdog2007]

hahaha so true man! theres a lot... put toothpaste on a burn... pimple is caused by sleeping late... broke becoz i buy too many vid games.. (wait, scrap that last one)

[ddonq]

HAHA broke on the video games. I have the same problem minus I don't buy video games but electronics eeek

[vid0boy]

LOL. "because u eat no Kimchi!" My parents don't go that far lol. They say to mix salt and water together and gargle it :D

[ddonq]

I tried the salt and water thing

[pk511]

whenever i get sick, my mom gets mad at me, like i did it on purpose... she's always like "it's because you don't wash your hands enough" or "it's because you work in a hospital" or "you sleep so late at night" or "you need to start showering"....

[ddonq]

Hm I wonder if she said any of these when you actually got sick this past week

[chrisTHELEGENDkiller]

im gonna ask a stupid question lol cause im not asian ( may be spelled wrong ) but what is kimchi ?

[vid0boy]

Kimchi is a yummy kinda spicy korean food. It's like cabbage with some red stuffages lol. You should try it! xD

[realgfx]

Korean stable dish.

[realgfx]

I meant *staple

[PumpkinMozie]

It's a traditional Korean food made from fermented cabbage and hot pepper. Sounds weird, but it tastes sooooo good!!! You should definitely try it. ^_^

[ddonq]

Kimchi is pickled cabbage that is usually spicy

[cellmate89]

its because i dont sleep enough/eat enough fruit/drink enough water/spend too much time on the computer

the list goes on.

[ddonq]

Ralphie, I'm not your parent or anything but you DON'T sleep enough. Get some rest!

[JGal85]

Haha..because you eat no kimchi!

My parents don't give weird solution or anything which is good,I guess.

[ddonq]

But those weird solutions are always funny

[JGal85]

Haha,yea.They are funny,I agree!

[Ninetailefox92]

This isnt exactly the same but whenever i lose something my dad always says "well where is it?"... fail

and whenever i feel ill or have a headache or something my parents are always like " TOO THE DOCTORZ!"

[ddonq]

Haha my parents were the opposite. When you have a headache eat advil

[MissYau]

Simon, as soon as I get back on youtube after this CRAZY Chinese internet phobic period! I watch YOUR videos first! Lol! Hart.

My mum always says it's because I don't drink enough water. It's not that crazy but she says it for EBERYTHING.

[ddonq]

<3

Water works for everything though!

[hollisterloser]

Whenever I'm sick, my parents make me drink flat 7Up.

PS They call the carbonation in soda "spirit." So they have me drinking 7Up without spirit. LOL

[ddonq]

HAHAHA. Who knew carbonated drinks had spirit

[yunalla]

mine : because you dont study enough.

....-scratches head-.

[ddonq]

That's ALWAYS the answer to asian parents

[jewliahnaja]

everytime i get sick my aunt always tell me that i have too much heat in my body..... heat...yea heat.

[ddonq]

Doesn't that mean you have a head ache?

[lowfat422]

Because I don't apply enough Tiger Balm.

[ddonq]

Oh man, you can smell that thing from a mile away

[ChoppxSticks]

Your video is glitchy when you sit in the same spot to record. The "jumping" around, (due to editing) makes the video a bit less... "vloggy/rant-y..." YOU DONT EAT ENOUGH KIMCHI!

anyways, thanks for another cool update.

[ddonq]

Sorry, I think I went editing overboard

[julizzlex3]

hahaha when i was little, i HATED brushing my teeth. so whenever i would tell my parents that i had a tummy ache or a head ache or a sore throat or something like that, my dad would say "because you don't brush your teeth enough!"

and oddly enough, whenever i got a toothache, my dad would say "that's cuhs you watch too much tv!!"

haha

[ddonq]

LOL that was funny

[julizzlex3]

haha oh wow i didn't expect you to reply. but thanks! it was a pretty weird childhood. but i grew up ok. i think. or.. i hope!

[dianepuppypower]

Because you eat no kimchi.

[sitemaytar]

My mom's solution is to take medicen. Everytime, every situation.

[benclouthier]

my mom just says to always use a wrapper haha, its the solution for everything, she already has 2 grandchildren

[ddonq]

Wrapper as in condoms? Or am I thinking way too pervertedly..? lol

[CookiesandBurgers]

When Im Sick my Parents solution is to exercise. because they think me lying down and watching tv is just making it worse.

[ddonq]

Work that bodyyy

[AnimeGurusKingdom]

Eat fish. -.-;; <- The solution to everything. (According to my mother.)

[ddonq]

Raw fish?

[vintagelove2013]

hahaha my mom just tells me to take benedryl! for everything! even when im like literally sick, like throwing up and what nonsense. but yeah she just is like "go take some benedryl.. ohh its just allergies" is all she says! im asian and my mom is too. but she just tells me to take benedryl and go to school. DONT GET AN F! lol, that was random, yet relative at the same time.. hah. this comment is ddonqulous!

[ddonq]

Haha benedryl for sickness? And this comment was ddonqulous

[vintagelove2013]

i feel awesome:) thank you for replying! i didn't expect you to! GOOOOOO DDONQ! lol, sorry, im a cheerleader and i just came from practice..haha

[MissEmykins]

Because i dont move my arms in a certain way im demented - quote from my mother

[ddonq]

HAHAHHA!

[MissEmykins]

wow! you replied !! im gunna get my friends to sub for that =D

[xoxoxoJanet]

LOL because you eat no kimchi!

[kadaj55]

My mum doesnt tell me things like that.

My dad would be like "do it your self." etc.

[ddonq]

Haha aw

[kadaj55]

The sad thing is, is that my dad helped all my siblings but one of my brothers buy a car once they got their licence.. Now, if I mentioned anything about a car, my dad and/or his gf would be like "Get a job and you can pay for it your self."

[Xuanatos]

Drinking milk is their saying even though they don't even drink it themself...

[ddonq]

Milk makes you grow tallll

[Rad15h]

Honestly, Simon. It's true. It's all because you eat no kimchi. That's the reason why. Just admit it already.

And my mom does the same thing. LOL.

[ddonq]

I'm pretty sure it is because I eat no kimchi haha

[JRRT2007]

this is SPARTA11111

nice video

[ddonq]

*pushes someone into a hole*

[MaiaX3]

LOL BECAUSE U EAT NO KIMCHI

[RedPhoenix230]

whenever i have a sore throat, my mom makes me a herbal remedy - turmeric powder mixed with honey. works better than your Robitussin.

hooray for asian medicine!

[ddonq]

I think anything herbal will cure anything

[independentx0x0]

haha my mom forced me to drink boiled ginger water =( i wanted to die T^T .....

[ddonq]

Seriously? That sounds.... gross =X

[shanellaudreyy]

hm, well my mom made me drink Green Tea with squeezed lemon for my sore throat. and BOY was that green tea SOUR. D: but it actually worked. xD

[ddonq]

I actually can see that working right away. I have to try that next time

[guchichan]

LOL because you eat no kimchi... hahaha oh how i love my asian parents. XD

[ddonq]

Gotta love em'

[twinkieCee]

"Because you eat no kimchi" *mouth keeps moving* XD

[ddonq]

That effect is always used in movies!

[twinkieCee]

Yupyup :D

[finding13emo]

We have psyllium husk, that you put into drinks and...drink. My parents tell me to drink it, whenever I'm ill, as if it will cure ANYTHING

'Uhm I sliced my finger off'

'DRINK THIS AND IT WILL GROW BACK'

But srsly, I swear, if someone had cancer...they'd tell them that this was the cure

[ddonq]

I might be a complete n00b for asking this but what is psyllium husk?

[finding13emo]

You're not

Psyllium seed husks also known as ispaghula, isabgol, or simply as psyllium, are portions of the seeds of the plant Plantago ovata, (genus Plantago), a native of India and Pakistan. They are soluble in water, expanding and becoming mucilaginous when wet.

Psyllium seed husks are indigestible in human beings and are often used as a source of dietary fiber. They are used to relieve constipation, irritable bowel syndrome, diverticular disease, and diarrhea.

Go Wiki :DD

[PumpkinMozie]

Once I had a sore throat, so my friend's grandma told me to gargle vinegar to make it go away...it tasted horrible but it actually worked!! She's white though... It's what she calls a "Southern" remedy. She also says that applying honey directly to one's pimples will make them go away, but I dunno about that.....

[ddonq]

Ack, just the sound of vinegar makes me cringe haha. I haven't heard putting honey on your pimples but I heard putting toothpaste works

[PriyaHeartsYou]

my dad is indian and my mom is chinese...

so whenever i have a problem, my dad says its because i am on the computer too much and my mom says its because i don't know now how to make egg rolls :P

yeah...its pretty weird. :P

[MrsKii]

hahaha, i love that!

[ddonq]

LOL. This one made me laugh.

My dad always says I'm on the computer too much

[ilikeFATpandas]

LOL, "MOH?!"

ahaha

[YUMyumMANGOmango]

my fobby ukrainian mother believes that vodka will cure any illness

[JigglypuffShawty]

your mother is wonderful

[ddonq]

Your mother must be awesome

[Guitarboi619]

I think the oddest advice i got from my parents were that i had bad bronchitis in like 5th grade and my mom thought i was joking which i do a lot

And so when i actually told my mom the i was sick she and I rushed over to the hospital then when the told me i had bronchitis

But my mom told me it was because i didn't fix my bed and thats how i got sick

haha weird 0__0 lol

[ddonq]

Haha! One time I had a really bad backache. Then my mom said that my back hurts because the layout of by bed is placed weird in my room haha

[Guitarboi619]

same here !!

my mom said the feng shway (lol<) was really unbalanced in my room xD

I'm part Chinese so it was really funny

[cutepinaygirl8]

one time i was sick.. and i told my dad. and he like freaking grabbed my pressure points.. and i was like 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?' and he was like 'its an ancient chinese remedy!!!!' and i'm like.. 'dad, im still sick -_-'

weird asian parents... lol