Holy Cow! Calf Born With Special Marking

[KustomFu]

who wants some moses milk!

[HowlingWolf518]

I'm pretty sure that God's got better things to do than writing "I was here" on cattle.

[fortehwin123]

Calf born with cross on his forehead, name him Moses. Makes total sense.

[BanditV8racer]

breaking news i ate the cow alreay

[oliviazski13]

Divine intervention? Whaa... O_o



[DesertxSkorpion]

"I think its divine intervention personally" What the heck is that supposed to mean?

[LunarLocket11231]

The one good thing that came from this was that that cow is never being slaughtered :)

[JabberCT]

Cmon God. Its not like you have to draw schematics or anything. Its a little cross. Just cross 2 lines. How did it come out like like a bird took a dump on a cows head? Cant you do ANYTHING right?

[thomaserossi]

Liberal Fascism at its finest!

The hatred always leads to mass murder. But these indoctrinated Liberal Fascists can't understand this. They're beyond stupid, useful idiots for the collective. They probably don't know that Jim Jones and the Kool-Aid drinkers were atheists. Like I said, beyond stupid.

[dangermous1968]

funny b/c to me it looks like a female cradling her big boobs while doing a tip toe like a ballerina....that's right ...a ballerina w/ big boobs...

[olafurhh03]

So you think your imaginary god would express his mind by painting(poorly) a torturing device on a cows head.

[tichergeorge]

sorry guys i ate it

[michalchik]

It has a dagger on its head! It is a Klingon! Kapla Cow!

Lol they named it "Moses". Wrong religion.

[BigGoombah]

and yes i see the big bootie girl with her hand out

[BigGoombah]

A bunch of atheists hatin on Jesus

[shalmont]

i love loonies, they make me laugh <3

[mysunnydays2009]

Stupidity. 

[knoxvilleguy2]

WHAT ??! God has nothing better to do than tattoo crosses & sacred symbols on bovines ? The cow / calf has ' a message " ?? !!

I get tired of these things. I'm sure that Jesus would be maybe mildly bemused by the depiction of the means of His execution being planted on a newborn calf.

[UKdude90]

She obviously dosent know a thing or two about genetics because if she did, she'd know its a law of chance and its just by chance this cow has them markings... instead of saying God done it .... people often use God as an answer too things they don't understand, after all it was our only theory for our existance untill charles darwin came along and proved them all God based religions wrong.

[Nilguiri]

Her mate "god" must have been a bit drunk when he drew that "cross".

What an ignorant cow - the woman I mean! Don't they have schools in the USA any more or is it all churches now?

"'Tis the season for meercles" - makes me want to puke. She'll probably run for president.

[jasonchuu]

people might consider it holy-er if the mark was a silhouette of jesus...dumb bitches...markings like that happens purely by chance...

[konigkarl89]

HOLY COW! it's a calf!

[Waage83]

am i the only one seeing the big booty girl with the hand's stretched forward.

[dickr4chicks]

seriously?

I've seen cats dogs and even a skunk with a cross on its back.

Actually, that looks more like a sacrificial dagger used to kill virgin children during the Mayan era.

[Irishgal333]

miracle cow

[anna777mo]

search for this NY Times article:

Special Report: Business of Food

Raw Milk Sales Could Reinvigorate U.S. Dairy Farms

[nymphonicz]

om my god! this is whats makes news in the U.S?!?!

[batboy1236]

I think it looks like that iconic image of Marilyn Monroe from the movie"Seven-Year Itch".

[Mangina9000]

Yeah! All the boring other cows can just DIE AND GET EATEN.

Morons.

[stitches31]

God must have Parkinsons disease if that is how he drew a cross

[MaikUniversum]

dog works in mysterious ways.

[eredeath]

I think it looks like a T-REX standing on its toes with its mouth open stretching for the sky.

Or a Girl with really big odd-shaped boobs and a stub of a tail... hmm...

Still don't see a cross though.

[morwenna]

It looks like the state of texas to me.

[megaman2160]

im willing to bet people are going to worship this calf because of the cross on his head

[ObamasTheBeast]

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[darkangelkisse]

are you serious? or just really have a headinjury?

[ObamasTheBeast]

don't get u talk clearly

[Eyerleth]

"I don't think this could happen again in a million other cows!"

Quite possibly true, ma'am, but with an estimated 1.3 billion head of cattle in the world, that means there could be 1300+ other cows out there with the same marking.

[jzdroid456]

First of all it barely looks like a cross, and cows are always born with marks like that.

[mszs]

I hope he does not wait for big bucks to come!

[BADFISHHHHHH]

It's devine intervention? Some shitty looking cross on a cows head...

Gimme a break

[kdingo]

Actually it is Jesus riding on a RAPTOR. Truly divine.

[babywolf1]

looks like just markings on cows head or any other animal get a grip were they short of news that day ?

[SpecialTalent]

Cutest cow ever.

[geminito]

It looks delicious. Put it up on ebay, please.

[kakoon87]

Looks more like a misformed lightning

[randubious]

Randyvine

I can't believe they didn't name the calf Charlie. Git it?

[georgenelson100]

honestly it looks like a fuckin goat rolling marijuana

[georgenelson100]

if  its cross then its more similer to pharaoh cross what the heck has God to do with pharaoh

[mszs]

You are right. It has a certain similarity to the ankh.

[Ebrainiac1]

Because god would rather doodle on cow's heads (rather sloppily) than save starving africans. Praise him!!

[mszs]

It is not that easy. The Africans are starving partly because of their long history of witchcraft and demon worship.

Their are still consequences for your action. If you serve the devil then you cannot expect much help from God.

[CROWNONME]

tHE jEWS ARE WAITNING FOR A RED HEIFER...JESUS SENT A RED BULL....JUST TO SHOW WHO'S THE BOSS! CUTE LITTLE GUY! COME LORD JESUS

[tyates817]

That's no cross, it's a space station!

[damnadat]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[samgee2007]

it looks to me like a" KRIS" a kind of knife weapon invented only by the malays and used as a first hand weapon during war time!In Malaysia guys! ..nothing to do with christianity

[FoondCake]

"ummmm you know 'tis a season for miracles so anything can happen" yeah apparently except for you to get a brain

[PlaguedMan]

Countries on cow heads, jesus's face on a pancake, even Jesus christ on a dog's...bottom. What next?

[tubester4567]

LOL, because its rare it must be God done it. Is he that bored he needs to put crosses on a cows head?? Theres a couple million babies that are starving to death.....

[muttgooch]

you know what they: "Sacred cows make great hamburger." So Moses is invited to my fourth of July BBQ next year. yummm!

[alienisuntverus]

Why is it that the world makes such a huge deal about an optical illusion. Just because it looks like a holy symbol doesn't meant that it has to do with religion in any way. That would be like saying a picture of the flying spaghetti monster on a chicken proves it. What if a Cow has no marking at all, does that imply that atheism is correct or that cows do and don't have marking.

[yaerav]

I think you will really enjoy this video: watch?v=eT6G935Pp88

(and those who áre impressed by this calf will also find it particularly... interesting ;-) )

[texasgirly1979]

I have Holy Chick video, that chick hatched in May 2009...

[wergrethe]

you could make a lot of money to sell it to india.

[dopeskies]

These Fucking red necks 'Tis a season for miracles'

[ProgressiveAction10]

A sloppy "cross" on a calf's forehead is divine intervention?

[666Kash666]

well she doesn kno how probability works.. its not a miracle! its a probability with a value 1/1000000!!!

[merrimac291]

If god wanted to put a cross on a cow, you gotta admit that god is a sloppy artist. That "cross" looks more like the scar on Harry Potter's forehead.

[GiantTarget]

Big deal. My goat has a pentagram on it. Must be all the celery I feed it.

[GenevaSwiss]

Eventually Jesus returned but in the form of a COW ....LOL

[FranklyFred]

Hey now

Cows are considered holy in India. Who knows?

[megaman2160]

a sign from above

[Senseless00]

lucky cow... one thing's for sure, it'll not be eaten... now that's longevity for a cow! ;)

[Mekel343]

its a COW!!!!

[MachShot1337]

Well, i guess this is now no longer a latin-american stereotype.

[utubmania2009]

lol, No offense, it looks more like a ' f ' to me.

[biglmac]

As Phil Plait says... "why would God have such terrible penmanship?"

[oicub2]

Should The Government :

A. provide education B. provide Health care C. provide community development programs, Information and / or services

D. All of the above, & set straight any disinformation.

Or

E. None of the above. Close schools, slash healthcare & community programs, & support a disinformation policy.

Next Question

Do You :

A. Trust the government & do nothing B. Distrust the government & do nothing

C. Force choice D. on the government

[biglmac]

@oicub2 Your arbitrary questions were probably the worst answer to a question anyone has ever given. Why you replied to me with that arbitrary nonsense, I'll never know.

[YaMahdiHelp]

Worship the calf like the Jews did.

[Xweighted1]

That man's accent is even more adorable than the calf!!

[falcon02012]

holy cow!!! Christianity turning to Hinduism .

[flavioateo]

This is sad.

[DisgruntledBadger]

Wow. This whole "zomg, it are a holy cow!!!" thing is pretty dumb.

[LMichaelL65]

To me, this looks like a ballerina in a tutu.

[audiohi]

omg if jesus on a grilled cheese could sell for hundreds of thousands on ebay, just imagine what he could go for lol

[chairde]

It doesn't look like a cross to me.

[strangeseraph]

Yahoo isn't just a web search I guess.

Aren't there a lot of pictures of cats with Hitler mustaches? What does THAT mean? :P

[Tinyoak2]

wasn't there something in the bible about a cow being built and regarded as an icon and they got in trouble for it? It's almost like Deja vu in modern times...I have a black cat with a perfect white circle on it's chest but i didn't name it after some deity, nor do i regard it anymore special than any other house cat ( even though she seems to think she's the head of the household).

[Gone1984]

It doesn't even look like a cross, more like a ghost or a smudge. There was a cow on our farm with a question mark shape on it's forehead that we called the riddler. We didn't make a big fucking deal about it. Some people, anything for publicity!

[10acrewoods]

i took a crap in a cross shape. i instantly think holy shit. My ass is divine. If you look hard enough you can find a sign in anything. This story like my ass is full of shit

[Gilgamesh387]

the cross looks wonky. i think god was drunk when he marked that cow.

[SuperSrsly]

What the fuck? its an Anti-Christ Jesus cow, and they fuckin name it Moses? whats going through thees dumbshit hillbillies heads?

[minamikaze777]

God knows jokes xD

[BARE456]

watch out the mexicans will be on the ranch by friday

[pallett316]

Keep the mexicans out the last thing we want is cow flu.

[korintor]

i think holy bacon is in order

[BigBoomer231]

holy cow!

[spacethoven]

great now he gets to go around telling all the other cows how cool it is knowing he isn't going to get slaughtered.

[Grak70]

Truly, this dagger shaped pigmentation has shown that Sikhism is the one true religion.

[dddfield]

Not going to let him get eaten? What if his beef will cure cancer?

[minkymott]

I dunno. It's a stretch. Kinda cool though.

[dejavueQ]

thats one cute baby cow. Love baby cows :)

Aside from that, all that means is that the crusaders start appearing in cows form/shape lol

[Thisisnotmyrealname8]

That is a nice birthmark, though.

[begonefilthyhuman]

This doesn't even look like a cross. It looks like Marilyn Monroe poised over the street vent from The Seven-Year Itch, or whatever movie that was in. And she can resurrect *anytime she wants*.

[ACORNCriminals]

GORACLE! LMAO! Made me snort my beer out of my nose! Come to think of it Al Gore is fatter than that cow! MOOOOOO!

[modifiedcontent]

Hmmm, hamburgers!

[taufiq1991]

o really? i found more allah signs in this world than some single cross sign

[cowbellallen]

You think God would learn how to draw a cross before trying to get peoples attention....

[minkymott]

Hahaha, good one. :)

[slashreported]

That cow is a very lucky cow. If I were a cow, I'd want to be that cow. He'll have a good life, for a cow.

[minkymott]

Yeah, for a cow. :)

[beachmom561]

Moses was part of the bloodline that Jesus came from.

[BARE456]

dont you mean moooses

[taofledermaus]

It reminds me of a T-bone.. tasty tasty T-bone....

[kcmt01]

Sorry, but it looks more like a skinny map of Texas to me.

[biccat]

It's a little ironic to name a cow with a symbol of Christianity after a Jewish figure.

Moses had about as much to do with Christianity as Mohammad had to do with Buddhism.

[lees20022]

Jesus was a Jew

[planck6626]

@biccat

Hope you didn't pay too much for your education.

[heywoodyoublowme]

The cow is causing global warming AL GORE SAID to KILL IT NOW! All bow to the GORACLE!

[thephranc]

Looks like 2 perpendicular golf tees to me.

[Fr0s7y08]

I found it amusing that the white trash woman said "I know a thing or two about genetics". Clearly she doesn't, because the moron seems to believe that a patch of fur that vaguely resembles a symbol is something more than simple coincidence.

[LargeHandgun]

You understand that the expression "White Trash" is functionally the same as "Nigger". These are peaceful farmers raising an honest crop even for you (do you use butter?). So they see a little of God in their everyday life, is that so wrong? When was the last time you felt the touch of the supernatural, leaving aside your session with the crack pipe.

[Fr0s7y08]

Well considering I am white, I don't take any offense to the term "white trash" in the same way black people do to the word "nigger", so your argument doesn't hold much value. Second, I don't smoke crack, but nice generalization of a race of people, seeing as how you likely assumed that I was black. Third, yes, it is wrong. It's wrong that we as a country support and encourage this sort of stupidity instead of encouraging people to use more than two brain cells and actually think rationally.

[LargeHandgun]

I didn't assume you were black. Where did I say that? I said that you were using a term disparaging to Whites in the same way other racist terms are used. Nice of YOU to assume I was referring to blacks when I referenced crack. Clearly I was referencing to a lack of respect to their beliefs, a religious prejudice on your part in that those who have a simple religious belief are "White Trash". You are the one who should act rationally.

[Fr0s7y08]

Just considering some of the comments you have posted on other videos, it was rather easy to assume you to be not only a blithering idiot, but also a racist. You can try to deny it all you want, but I know exactly what you meant by the crack pipe comment, so you can cut the innocent act.

[DeadlyChinchilla]

I have no idea how one turns a "magic cow" video into a racial issue. Also, "white trash" does not have the same meaning as "nigger." Its comparison would actually be "ghetto."

At any rate, I agree with what you've said, Fr0s7y08. I'm so sick of this "magic sign in your cheese sandwich" nonsense. People with no education or common sense.

I'm really hoping they're just playing this cross-cow up to sell it to some wealthy religious sucker. At least that demonstrates brain function.

[DeadlyChinchilla]

I made this comment to Fr0s7y08, but I wanted to make sure you got it.

"White trash" is comparitive to "ghetto," not "nigger." The comparitive to "nigger" is "cracker." If you're going to make this a racial thing, at least get the references right.

[LargeHandgun]

Hmmm, ok. However, I still point out that a simple people, expressing a quiet faith in seeing the hand of God in their daily lives, is hardly a reason to come down on them with a Hatred. I do not disparage the Amish, or the Hindu who see God in everyday occurrences such as this. Man appears to naturally have a religious feeling and who among us claims to have all the answers?

They go to bed thinking they have done God's work, how many of us can say that and who is the richer?

[DeadlyChinchilla]

No, there is nothing wrong with simple people expressing their faith. However, if they choose to be videoed and uploaded onto YouTube, that is hardly "quiet" faith, and opens the floor for others to mock them for having silly beliefs. Their god touched a cow... fantastic.

Man had 'religion' in many forms over the last 10,000 years. The past 200 years have seen far LESS religious control, and MORE progress than ever before.

Why do you think they go to bed "richer?" Because they're simple?

[izzyc03]

its just a mark

[999Atwood]

Our old dog had a marking that looked like Mickey Mouse, really nothing supernatural about the shapes of markings.

[oinonio]

"I know a thing or two about reproduction and genetics" Eh? Like the words "reproduction" and "genetics."

The man has a good take on it, milk prices are raping small dairy farmers...

[Baseliner]

No shit. These people are borderline retarded.

"Maybe higher milk prices, so I can buy some playgirl magazines, huk huk".

[rpoltman]

It looks more like a machine gun turned verticly.

[momofcz]

It's a nice video; why all the garbage reaction? That's why our world is so screwed up.

[drshields1988]

what a dumb cunt. where does she live i want to kill her

[AlvaroAndfriends]

Wow i guess people will worship anything that looks divine.

I wonder if its true what does it means.

[FalconsVick72]

couldnt happen in a million other cows. so its one in a million. too bad there is 1.5 BILLION cows in the entire world.

[igormbbb]

people are so stupid...

[Nowise10]

OMFG AP uploadeds WAAAAAAY to many videos. My subscription box has about 23 Videos all from AP. Its annoying as fuck. Thus is why Im unsubcribing.

[marcosacha]

Christ's&God's Messages expressed through this divine calf are :

1.STOP harming and killing ALL God's Children:become an animal lover+ a vegetarian+a peace&love activist.

2.Take example on animals who are NEVER evil&criminal.

3.If you do so, peace&love among humans, animals&nature may become a reality. The owner says he will make sure the divine calf won't go to the slaughterhouse but for Christ's sake ALL animals should be spared the slaughterhouse and instead be loved &treasured !!!

[BertGriffin88]

Saint Moo is here. In this crazy world, if there isn't already a cow cult there will be one now. And it was written that a young calf would be born and lead the people out of darkness.All hail Saint Moo. I'd venture to say that harbingers of the second coming are rejoicing everywhere. Saint Moo is here. If Harry Reid would have had a little more faith, Saint Moo would have help him. If only Harry had waited. A public option will now take the second coming. How much would Saint Moo bring on Ebay?

[CharlotteFairchild]

First natives in many continents believe that albino animals are a sign. It would be nice if this were a sign that we can all be vegetarian.

[urbanspaceman1]

looks more like a shamrock than a cross

[todoke]

why the fuck is the associated press wasting their time on this shit?

[Leonnidik]

Looks like a Vegas Showgirl Tiger Woods dated.

[mockingarab]

dumb asses...

[kpratt360]

veal is awesome.

[12TattooYou]

Quick, someone throw a book about hindu's at these idiots and lets see if they start to worship this cow. I want some one to buy it, milk the shit out of it and slaughter it to make a hamburger! Divine intervention my ass, only bible thimping idiots believe that nonsense.

[rkulla]

A bird pooped on my shirt once and it looked just like that. I love how these people see things that are a little unusual as divine intervention

[kantwinnada]

it looks more like a dagger than a cross. He is cute though.

[12GaugeLosAngeles]

she even said "tis the season" tis is not even modern english... who says "have a merry afternoon and jolly morning thy neighbor." AP is doing some serious waste of time news, last week a girl found the virgin mary in a tortilla. i found hitlers face in my shoe, come interview me... dumbasses.

[pewmanfustudios]

Cute calf. Looks more like a sword on it's head though. Maybe it's the Soul Reaver?

[a1bassman]

HOLY HAMBURGER!!!!!

[cmbears17]

lmfao yeah lets all pray to the holy cow sent from God, crazy religious people and their delusions

[DomyBoss]

it doesnt look like cross at all...crap!

[3101010]

Thats Just like something God would do.

Hes always working on the important stuff....

[ChristinaWatkinson]

HOLY SHIT!

[Imorphien]

lawls....

[SuperFlyTyler]

you know theyre going to end up slaughtering that cow... hm maybe its the second coming of jesus?

[SuperFlyTyler]

divine bovine?

[LU29UN99]

hmm holy beef kosher.

[nadiaTeeze]

god won't intervene for starving children but will leave a crappy looking cross on a calf's forehead.. alright then.

[Jimmyjumpnjive]

Nice story AP ... love this one.

[daXdiimeXpiece]

No offense, but to me it looks more like the symbol for "Prince'...the singer / artist lol.

[quietman18]

They painted it on to get a higher price for the cow. : )

[ahhyo2006]

People are so pathetic when it comes to finding of religious symbols/markings. Just because you see it your way doesn't mean that I see it that way.

[OutCold9te6]

That's awesome.

[jdrak1]

when I grow out my beard and put my arms out I look just like jesus...worship me!

[elspoko]

God doesn't fix the chaos all around, but he stamps a cow with a cross.

[Pvtjamesryan2]

The holy cross of God. =D

Live and let live. Don't get eaten because of the mark on your forehead. Oh wait a minute, it's Harry Cowter. :D