dane cook shark and bees

[maxissocool99]

very funny

[F4H6K8]

If you dont get pussy with that story....

[tzero47]

Lol half of these views ate probably from me....

[iWUVgummies]

my mom walked in while i was watching this rite when he sed *u get pussy with that story* and shes like O.O lmfao i had to make her watch it with me! LOVE THIS FUCKING VID!

[NyanKitty317]

I fucking punched the shark and it was like gef the hell outta here man!!!dat hurts

[centrik89]

I would punch every bee in the face!!

[xRawrsImaDinox]

My fav part...

"Let's recap this...a fucking SHARK coming through the water...and then there's this guy 'Heyyyyy:D' the fucking shark goes 'ugmmm', goes over to this guy and bites 'argg' the guy PUNCHES IT IN THE FACE, and the shark goes 'ALRIGHT!'"

I thought I was gonna die of laughter. XD

[pooperman198]

I literaly thought I waz goin to die of laughter

8/ but that waz the funniest thing ever

[ShaunaRawrDino]

i grab him by his big shark neck and im like fuhkyoushark. XD

[147871greg]

F#%@ bees

[YankaMD]

LikeLikeLikeLike<3 

[creepymexican6667]

140 peoples family members where killed by bee's

[lilpopcaanakastreetv]

fucking shark let u go 

[GLaDOS84]

Gorillaz at the end FTW

[MetallicaShady83]

0:30-0:38 HAHAHAH

[blackops3636]

Hahahaha

[zanygris0612]

this makes me laugh EVERYTIME I FREAKING SEE IT...

[esaspider13]

Funny by itself but the drawings made it way funnier x)

[lolkattzien]

that awkward moment when the SHUT THE FUCK UP

[cuzimninjalikethat]

OW. OH NO.

[TheK2dragon]

shark: ALL RIGHT

[tjntrix]

Love it

[Littlebee682]

So Fukin funny!!!

[Atomsmasher420]

00:33 LMFAO

[quinn123ism]

if u dont get pussy with that story lol

[487Cindy]

So wud I Kace2739

[Kace2739]

I would punch every bee in the face...

[outtamywaytrick]

fuck you, shark.

[zeldacx]

dirty harry at the end just made this video EVEN better :3

[14klmr]

F*** u shark and I punch it again

[TheDaggmaster]

137 ppl were killed by bees

[dorigzz]

out of 1 million people.. 3000 pressed like XD

[ZeroAnnihilated]

@dorigzz That doesn't mean the rest don't like.

[mathewmassacre]

@dorigzz thats because the like button didnt come out until 2010

[dorigzz]

@mathewmassacre i actually didnt know that

[mcleanb981]

@dorigzz me neither

[superbrand2011]

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[dorigzz]

@superbrand2011 i disagree!

[mathewmassacre]

@mathewmassacre that was braught to you by The More You Know Foundation =D

[XxTroY7xX]

Iz that bees

[weststreetbikes]

dane cook with modern art, genuis! lollll

[XmonsterxenergyX17]

What idiot walks over to the bush goin hay is that bees

[MistaAmazingPivot]

Unless their killer horses that's scary crap

[mus1cify]

i wish he didn't say bad words. he's hilarious!

[DanBonRP]

@mus1cify the bad words are the funny part

[MsZyvion]

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[Pray4waves76]

omg!!!! MY FAVORITE FROM DC!!!

[funtasticdollvids102]

grab the shark by the big throat FUCK U SHARK FUCK U

[funtasticdollvids102]

you know like fuck beez punch em in the face

[thizaze1]

Funniest part was the shark saying "ALRIGHT". I literally lol'd

[mwburdett]

Lol

[aileencoletti]

F*** bees! Lol made me laugh

[elcesar999]

Cool

[BellaSC]

Very creative!

[CardCollector999]

Fucking hilarious

[MrsMidnight940]

Fucking hilarious xD

[Canesluver]

132 people missed the like button :P

[Canesluver]

Nice drawings!! He is so hilarious!!!!!!! X''''D

[nowererepper1987]

Awesome

[tobster2218]

Good vid dude

[matdd100]

And ends awesomely with dirty harry

[laxrox94]

Really spell it like "bi"

[supersl11]

He is so funny

[RansomRobin]

Best part "This guy PUNCHES it in the face and the shark goes, ALRIGHT!!!"

[galigan52]

131 people are named karen

[KittieKatGrl]

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED UR PLAYING GORILLAZ AT THE END!!!!!!!! :D I FUCKING LOVE U!!!!! DIRTY HARRY WOOHOO! MARRY ME? :D

<3

[dorigzz]

@KittieKatGrl why yes.. yes i will

[bigdaddyj199]

@dorigzz I love ur drawings XD

[sunsunbeautifulsun]

@KittieKatGrl ahhaah i was listening to gorillaz while listening to this! connection? i think yes! :D

[KillUsSomeZombies]

This video only has views because of the audio.

[dorigzz]

@KillUsSomeZombies the audio.. and my masterfullyiously drawn pictures...

[MrAmbidex1]

@KillUsSomeZombies why u crying?

[snakeanium]

Funniest bit. Just to get technical, a shark's nose Is extremely sesitive as it is used during hunting.

[SpecialKitty15]

and the shark goes ALRIGHT!!!!!! >:O 

[XxSkittlesthelettexX]

I wanna punch a bee in the face now n be all like "FUCK U BEE...YEAH GO GET YA LITTLE SHARK BUDDY ILL PUNCH HIM IN HIS FISHY FACE TO!!!"

[XxSkittlesthelettexX]

Fuck u shark xD

[flyguydouble2]

LOL I COULDNT BREATH AFTER THIS VID XD

[TheCheesefreak101]

137 people are douchebags

[USAGETER]

fuck bees

[id493337]

The real reason the shark let him go is because humans taste disgusting, they just take one bite then spit you back out, unfortunately most of the time that one bite take off a limb and you die from blood lost.

[id493337]

My dad is alergic to bee's last time he got stung he almost died by his thought swelling.

[undertakerryu]

Funny as fuck really good

[NightAdder2k]

your funny ass shit your alsome

[BazketballNinjaaa]

Dude Fuck that I would pucnh every bee in the face! Bess are not taking me out! i go *punch* yh fuck u bee, arite bee, come on, bzzz *punch* wheres nt next bee at?

[Turbo360Ca]

Damn, that was a nice pussy.

[SawIndy]

If you hit a shark in the nose it will go away because its sensitive.

[jonnyx34]

@SawIndy Its a joke dont bring science into this.

[BrianisproStafford]

130 people are hearing impaired.

[BazketballNinjaaa]

907,324 punched bee & got kicked in da face by flying killer horses & got bit by sharks. 130 ppl (not me =P) died XP

[jglabb]

'Why'd it attack you? 'Were you taunting it?' 'Yea I go into the sea sometimes just to fuck around with the sharks...'

[snoopyhoarder2]

130 peeps got killed by flying horses

[Justin1234239]

how git's killed by a bee

[panacakez]

130 people cant punch a bee

[thepwninggamer1]

3,299 people punch the bees

130 die from em

[emokeyki]

Wow I hate beez fuck beez

[ParkourAndAnim3]

130 people didn't get pussy from that story.

[LuigiWorld12]

alright!

[girly3122]

fuck bees..fuck bees

hahahahahahah!

[jackt1213]

it shouldn't swear that much.

[Veal44]

Funny that years after this joke Dane cook actually got attacked by a swarm of bees

[JuanitaNevarez]

130 people got attacked by a shark

[SoraStalker]

"i grabbed him, punched him again. i said 'fuck you shark' ". that shit was halarious xD

[HelloPeopleization]

yeah i like to go into the ocean and fuck around with sharks

[HelloPeopleization]

fuck bees

[MegaHUNTER15]

was that the gorillaz at the end?

[shokazoey]

evil flying horses?i have a new irrashinal fear!!

[dorigzz]

127 people are just douchebags..

[loco4wolfram]

@dorigzz  make it 30 without me !

[SithFTW4072]

Sharks generally don't like the taste of human flesh, that's why it let him go. He didn't remember to bathe in barbeque sauce before he swam in the ocean.

[balletwb94]

great animation!!!! :lmao

[spoonyouful]

ya i was taunting sharks why do news anchors ask stupid questions like " Why were you swimming in the ocean?"

[girfan2135]

I was just swimming and then all of a sudden-OW!

[girfan2135]

punch every bee in the face!

[girfan2135]

lol! were you taunting it?

[fd5848517]

people who talk about their penis have small dicks

[americantoenail]

Funny shit man

[ShadowTheSaiyanGirl]

"Know what? fuck bees." XD lmao

[GingerRyan631]

if you don't get pussy with that story. lmao

[randomdeathwolf13]

I ugh..I punched it in the face and it ugh..Let me go

[amyinterrupted]

Fuck you shark!



[ShadowZero1357]

127 ppl.are bees

[guylainedube]

127 People got killed by Sharks.

[HaveFunNay]

I'm gonna punch every bee in the face!!☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

[Vcxz748]

2:57 - 3:15 so true hahahahahaha

[madduhdi96]

i punched it. . . . and it let me go!

[STEVEBURNSIDEISHOT]

i listened to this when i was younger and loved it XD cant bilive i found it XD

[ptesls818]

bad drwaing makes it even funnier

[afsgdgd]

awesome XD nothing to add XD

[keyblademasterkevin]

I would punch every bee in the face hahahaha classic

[thedarkbird3434]

125 people got killed by beea came back to life then mistaked the like button for dis i like

[pineaple2010]

Thumbs up if u laughed when he said i go to the beach jyst to f*ck with the sharks

[pineaple2010]

笑のwutの

Lol wut?

[Nizwiz411]

yeah.....fuck bees.

[magictreenom]

BEES

[4NiM4Ti0N]

This was so funny, and the Gorillaz at the end ;D

[HomicidalTh0r]

125 people did not get pussy.

[HomicidalTh0r]

The guy killed by bees should have taken a lesson from the guy attacked by a shark. Punch them in the face. xD

[Bterrier1000]

FUCK BEES

[akbmonkey]

was the person who got bit chuck norris by anychance???

[pineaple2010]

The bee looks happy to b fuck'd

[xXxDeathxSkullxXx]

Yeah, i go into the sea just to f**k with the sharks....

[jazzyviper]

OMG I CANT STOP LAFING ;..D

[Zarqub]

i punched it

[Zarqub]

fuck you bee



[chemical0909]

Lol at the cat

[eliciamobley]

awsome funny.

[evozxx]

Dirty Harry!! :D

[clocktize]

hwbawhbawbabw- translation fuck you shark

[ImAGameAddict10]

LOL XD

[LucyParrMusic]

@5665brightlight damn, I agree.

[brickmaster456]

LOL 

[lrenenhl]

why does the sun have sunglasses thats kind of ironic lol

[FoReVeR12384]

iii looove daneee coook-333

[Indy096]

123

[Indy096]

seroisly how do u get killed by bees realy

[howlingproductionsz]

the horse scared the shit out of me rofl

[Ladypacman37]

122 people got killed by bees

[bookie4ever]

hold ur breath

2go to another video

3 post this comment

4 if u made it ur a good kisser

[rbmadd]

@bookie4ever made it

[LucyParrMusic]

I don't know why, but I think the way he says "mouth" is incredibly sexy

[5665brightlight]

@LucyParrMusic I think the way he speaks in general if extremely sexy.

[BeautifulSwirls]

My fav part is when he says, "Let's re-cap here. A fucking SHARK commin' through the water..." And the lines after that xD

[22maxgman]

That was grate

[yinyang1530]

Now how pathetic is it when someone is killed by ants?....Bees are pathetic... Ants.... There's just nothing below pathetic so we'll just say more pathetic

[MissDGMlove]

122 people got killed by bees

[Bigsam1514]

@MissDGMlove If they got killed by bees how could they dislike this vid?

[thomasisawesome100]

@MissDGMlove 123

[k3ldo69]

@MissDGMlove nope, those 125 people dont have a shark rocket 2000000 ;D

[SingOutToOurWorld]

121 bees...

[hiverocker]

Dirty Harry by the gorillaz hell yeah!!!! ....it's the ending song

[zeno711]

@hiverocker yesss

[Lunarwing1]

The way he said 'ow' was fucking halarius XD

[Twashington856]

The reporter was like all up in his fucking face lol

[TheMysteryCouplex]

xDDD! "fuck you shark"..FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[crhisoktollik]

Fuck u shark

[thecards40]

were u taunting it

[softballchick918]

Yea, sometimes I go into the ocean just to fuck around with the sharks...:)) lmao:) I love Dane Cook:)

[megapensfan71]

who gets killed ny bees hahahahahaha this is so funny

[HopeLess1212]

@MrHawk308 it said at the beginning tht he spelled evrything wrong on purpose. DUMBASS.

[DaBigLifeForever]

lol