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  • Zach trew finger bashed his sister and sucked his dads dick.... coincidence? i think NOT!

  • Zack is gay, I mean..... Venosaur

  • Get your own animation..

  • Some ginger in my school should just kill himself, on his kitchen self, so his parents has to move his body. what a stupid prick. T_T

  • i would not like to be frends with u

  • WTF my name is Zach

    

  • @notoriousFr3nZY Kill yourself fag

  • @notoriousFr3nZY we have room on my kitchen shelf

  • This is excellent! Now I just need to find a friend called Zach.

  • @metaldorksforever666 I'm 15. Am I automatically considered immature? lol

  • I assume that Zach is blazed 24/7 due to his eye color.

  • The comments made my day, not the video. LIKE!

  • @StarAdder92 me to

  • PIKACHU I SUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! [Later]

  • So Zach.. What's going oooouuunnnaaah?

  • He sucks on his fathers dick played it over and over cause that's what I do with my dad. Jk

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  • His mom is hot and has big breasts. She's why I masterbate. Plplplplplpl. Hahaha. Makes me laugh all the time XD

  • ok some guy said something that i said and while i was looking for it i found a five page rage between two fags, metaldorksforever666 and omgtkseth, who both said multiple times how they are both dumb and wasting time and have a life. BULLSHIT!! your raging on youtube...neither of you have a life

  • @MrPainterbob You need to stop ranting. Hehe, you call an engaged girl a fag. You're a very uninformed n00b. Actually, I quite so have a life. I was brought into an argument by a pseudo-intellectual retard. So I made a statement to macandease about being attracted to older men (so fucking what). He decided to throw a fit and start a flame war. I won. I can win and still have a life because it is so effortless to win on youtube.

  • @metaldorksforever666 I rant if i want to, girls can be gay too and mmk

  • @MrPainterbob whatever kid

  • @MrPainterbob I'm saying since in many states it's still illegal to marry. And fag usually implies male on male. I would assume I would be referred to more commonly as a dyke if I were one.

  • @metaldorksforever666 or he could mean a ciggeret

  • @TranceExplosion Nope, he meant a homosexual. As most n00bs wouldn't know cigs are also fags.

  • Lol at these retards arguing

  • I eat shit

  • Regarding a7x, Im not some fascist that only likes etiquette music. Even though I have studies and enjoy incredibly pretentious music, I have learned to enjoy a lot of music, even radio music, reggae, dubstep, hiphop, pop rock. All only if Ive had a proper dose of symmetric scales and non diatonic music. I will always prefer modern music over contemporary music, but i have spent as much time as I have studied Webern's tone rows I have listened minimalism. Not discussing music topics anymore.

  • Category- EDUCATION!

    priceless...

  • i listen to this ten times a day. my dads name is zack. dumb prick.

  • @ChooChooTrain190 You masterbate to your grandmother?

  • @whatthemeh Your a total fucking looser.

  • @mrawoodcock t'was a joke, calm done, woodcock.

  • @mrawoodcock if you didn't get the joke, look at what choochootrain190 said (in top comments) and relate it back to the lyrics of the song. This song is about a fellow called zach, yes? It also mentions that the singer likes to masterbate to zach's mother. Therefore, if choochootrain190 thinks about his dad whilst this song plays, he is in turn saying that he likes to masterbate to his grandmother. Does that clarify things or are you just a prick?

  • @whatthemeh I read the first line, then I couldn't be bothered reading rest. Smh.

  • @mrawoodcock I bet you read the whole comment. You retarded ass

  • @youcantspeak LOL. no.

  • @ChooChooTrain190 soooo, you masturbate to your grand mother?

  • @ChooChooTrain190 But doesnt that mean that you masturbate to your mom?

  • @TheEerikki You meant "grandmother", dunce?

  • The sound of 0:20 is giving me nightmares as we speak @.@

  • lol this isnt a joke he is actualy gay XD

  • Social illusion, in the sense that you see it because society sees it, you noticed it because someone else pointed at named construct, you know maturity as a dimension because monkey sees monkey does, you are modeled.

  • @omgtkseth By all means are you trolling? You listen to Avenged Sevenfold and dare to insult my intelligence and ability? Hah, I rest my case.

  • @omgtkseth Why would I give a damn about what society thinks? Meaningless socializing is for fools. Clearly you don't know how much I dislike society and society dislikes me. I spend my time observing and understanding. Part of maturity is responsibility, intelligence, inner strength, ect. This is a natural occurrence in human nature. I am an Ephebophiliac. I never stated that all adult males are mature, but it is easier to find maturity within them than those of a younger age.

  • @metaldorksforever666 Well, you still fall within my predictions, I said 'modelling or counter modelling'. See? You were pushed into believing that maturity is a functional dimension, when its a presonality trait. Functional human beings can work on all maslow's pyramide but you havent talked once about any emotional, technical, or life history function. You have talked about maturity ontologically. About it, not about its effect. Nietzsche defined its effect or roigins, Dali is a test. Think.

  • @omgtkseth Maybe I'm not a keyboard warrior like you. Maybe I'm not as compelled to justify myself and my opinions as you are to a complete and utter stranger. Like I said, you will understand through my position only. You are not me therefore you can not predict who I am as a person. You will never truly understand what my mental attractions are. I don't have to justify emotions, technicalities, or history. "I think, therefore I am." That is all that matters.

  • @metaldorksforever666 Descartes' comment was on epistemological basis, not on some self affirmation. It is a thought on reality and perception, on classical epistemology. You see, the popular saying of whether trees that fall alone in the forest are heard, is not about protecting our green areas. Please dont twist logic to your egocentric needs. Hitler didnt have to justify anything either, or did he? At least he tried justifying what he did, look at yourself, like a slimy bug, just 'being'...

  • @omgtkseth At least I spend my days enjoying life instead of being an overly analytical prick. You're pathetic. Reality and quotes are meant to be interpreted. No human being will understand what the other's intend completely. You can't tell me why your perception is any more right that mine because that is an opinion. And in my opinion you need to use some of that so called "maturity" you seem to testify so strongly against. Can't tell if trolling or just very stupid...

  • @metaldorksforever666 Yes,you are right, hitler's opinion is his own and we cant do anything about hi, we must let him do his stuff. And yes, when the nobel prize staff received einstein's findings, they called him troll only because they were annoyed they werent as good as him. and yes, you know me and you know I dont enjoy life and that maturity is something other than a specific dimension, which I am against, and not your fallacious logic. ha

  • @omgtkseth I love how you continue to think I'm falling for your childish logic. You're quality entertainment, please do go on. Once again, you listen to Metalcore. Epic fail.

  • @metaldorksforever666 Epic fail? You use cliche words, 'epic' and 'fail', its like you have no originality at all. Anyways, calling my logic childish isnt a refutation to my axioms. Apparently this is the limit of your dialectic skills. I was never taking this personal, I enjoy discussing this, I was raised by philosophers, and apparently you are offended, you seem to be distressed, annoyed, and now you deflect attacking my music and minimizing me to console yourself. Im sorry, lol. Bye.

  • @omgtkseth Everything about you seems very pseudo. Like you have no philosophy of your own. You only follow by what others give you. If anything I feel that you are a bit brainwashed into believing you're more intelligent than you actually are. I mentioned your musical taste because A7X shows an example of your lacking in maturity. Why should I feel faith in an immature fool who enjoys dictating to me. You started this and you're going to finish it properly.

  • @metaldorksforever666 If you want to affirm that a7x is immature you first define maturity, you then build a chain of axioms to link immaturity to a7x. That is how logic works, and Im kinda tired of people feeling offended because I point things out. In some places, people enjoy things, and I enjoy it too, but some people are just happier without anyone showing them their mistakes. Christian thought is the cancer of humanity, a kid who likes to be talked soft to but never thought of...

  • @omgtkseth You simply cannot make an entire judgement of my being from a few small paragraphs. I have my mistakes pointed out to me every day. I am very hated and criticized and when I make a mistake I own up to it and fix it. I don't need you being an asshole on youtube. That is what makes you immature. What makes A7X immature is that they are just like Slipknot, in for the money exclusively. No talent put forth, no creativity. I'm an Atheist, just noting. :)

  • @metaldorksforever666 I love how you called my logic childish, that is in essence name calling. lol, logic must be refuted, but instead you call me childish. Its like calling me fag, lol, or troll, instead of coping like a competent being and standing face to face. Youre not mature.

    You dont even try to, you reply to me on whatever ground you can to 'defend' yourself but never on the terms on which I even talk to you. And your 'independence' must be logically justified too, or else hitler...

  • @omgtkseth I love how you try to justify everything with Hitler. You simply cannot justify a 15 year old girl in comparison to Hitler. Maybe you should try power tripping somewhere else. I deal with shit. Especially not from strangers like you.

  • @omgtkseth It's spelled "you're" not "youre". On another note, I don't defend myself. I just give you what you ask of me. You ask me to tell you why, I say way. I don't have to, but I do. You, on the other hand try as hard as possible to attack me in any way you can. It's as though your day isn't complete until you belittle someone about their own personal feelings. Something you clearly know nothing of.

  • @metaldorksforever666 scrub no 1 kares bout how u spell ur or your my god u need 2 realize dat no 1 kares bout ur stupid shit

  • @duskphantom333 Seriously?

  • @duskphantom333 You're not even in this argument. If you understood how to comprehend common logic you'd know what we were arguing of. He is obsessed with accusing me of being imperfect and this and that. He never points out his own mistakes so I thought Id do it for him. This isn't your fight anyhow, so fuck off.

  • @metaldorksforever666 lol if your going to fight don't do it in a irrelevant video, inbox.

  • @omgtkseth Well maybe I should have found it offensive that you personally attacked me without reason. You were rude in the beginning (and have been this entire time).

  • And deflecting is for delusional fucktards, when you want to attack me, do it knowingly, do it logically. We are not dogs, arguments are for thinkers, releasing pressure through high self esteem outlets is for dogs. Learn to cope with aversions like a competent human being, by dealing and becoming better, not by ignoring and minimizing the aversion by pointing to a7x. So much for your 'maturity'. And you never refuted my talk on the lack of functional dimension of your definition of 'mature'.

  • @omgtkseth Like I said, I'm not going to sit here all day and define the universe to you. Everyone is free to define their own reality. I try to discover "the" reality more so than my "own". If you're so intelligent, why must I spell everything out to you in bold? Why must you test me? I don't need tests from those who don't test themselves.

  • @omgtkseth Well I mean I am on the adolescent end of Ephebophilia, if there is such a definition.

  • AND ON HIS FATHER'S D*CK HE LICKED dude this is amazing

  • @OmfgBunnyShit makes me laugh everytime!!

  • hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAAA­AAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAA

  • HE SUCKSNON HIS FATHERS (cut-off prevention)

  • The final "zach hadel" sounds like 'suck it all!'... 0:57

  • Anyone notice some parts sounds like Leo & Satan? lol

  • @x0scimy0x

    that's because it's oneyng singing

  • @youcantspeak Really? I wonder why it's on this channel instead of his

  • @x0scimy0x

    Yeah, maybe this is more of his "private" channel, where he doesn't need to feel the pressure of uploading cartoons. I dunno

  • I don't remember the disclaimer.

  • read tags

  • This song is truly inspiring, filled with hope, beauty and some shit like that.

  • I demand more of this shit

  • Yeah the Vokle Live stream was pretty great, Even though it was filled with gay and Racist people.

  • y did chris delete this shit off his channel?

  • /watch?v=t8ytUP_gtGo

  • Category:

    Education

    Tags:

    gay homo licking banana zach hadel

    Oh lordy....

  • @TheInvadingAsian

    Audiences

    This video is most popular with:

    Gender Age

    Male 13-17

    Male 18-24

    Male 25-34

  • @macandease Oh..... Is it bad I'm a 13 year old girl?

  • @macandease Pedobear? Is that you?

  • @undisputed4life What?

    I'm 16 y-o Female.

    I can't be a pedophile. Faggot.

  • @macandease But your a woman. That's even worse. Now get back to the kitchen this instant!

  • @undisputed4life Who's to say I'm not already?

    Also *You're.

    Sexist men are retarded.

  • @macandease Haha, I make one tiny mistake in my spelling and you make the assumption I'm "retarded". What are you my fucking English teacher? Now make me a goddamn sandwich, BITCH. :D

  • @undisputed4life Are you angry?

  • @macandease U mad bro?

  • @macandease So there's no possible way a female or a 16 year old can be a paedophile? You sure?

  • @macandease Actually, if you molested a pre-pubescent child you would be concidered a pedophile and sent to jail.

  • @metaldorksforever666 I know that.

  • @macandease Yeah so you're a pedophile, lol.

  • @metaldorksforever666 D:

    But I didn't touch anyone!

  • @macandease Right...lol

  • @metaldorksforever666 On the contrary, I prefer older men.

  • @macandease How much older? I like older men too. We have so much in common. ._.

  • @metaldorksforever666 22-35

    :p

  • @macandease Ohhh! Same same. I always say I'm a reverse pedophile. It's funny how he gets in trouble if I touch him. Buh, how old are you? I'm 15.

  • @macandease Grown men are so much more attractive because they look and are more mature. Some of them aren't but a decent few are. I notice they really tend to mature around 30. The funny thing is that I've talked personally with a few older guys I feel comfy around and alot of them will tell you that they don't want to hurt anyone or break the law but alot of them find girls our age much more attractive than the used up skanks their age. lulz

  • @metaldorksforever666 Yes, I couldn't agree more! Men my age are insanely immature. Older men = Well experienced which = Awesomeness.

    Age of consent here in Georgia is 16, but most the older men think we're all stupid Courtney Stoddens.

  • @macandease It's true though, there are a lot of Courtney Stoddens. I'm not one of them. The amusing thing is that people think it's just some sort of sick sexual attraction but not for me. I always want an older man I'd be willing to spend my life with.

  • @metaldorksforever666 Lol yeah, I dunno when I'm with someone way out of my age group i feel protected and safe. It's weird. Sorry for the long reply, been busy. Message me if you wanna just talk.

  • @macandease No no, it's okay. I understand. I've been busy on ebay. Trying to sell some stuff for black friday sales. I feel safe too. I just feel like younger boys aren't ballsy enough to protect their girls and worry too much about themselves. Look at the foolish comments omgtkseth gave me while you were gone. I find it amusing how he thinks I have some sort of "social dillusion" or I am "modeled" to feel this way. I just know my feelings. I've researched, it's a natural attraction.

  • @metaldorksforever666 Lol'd I just read the whole entire thing now.

    :p

  • @macandease Not sure if trolling or just extremely stupid. *scratches invisible chin hairs* :D

  • @metaldorksforever666 Oh shit's getting serious. Anyways how is your black Friday going? Did you sell anything?

  • @macandease Shit *puts on shades* just got real!

  • @macandease I have someone watching my stuff.

  • @metaldorksforever666 You got dem connections. I see.

    Thug life.

  • @macandease lol

  • @metaldorksforever666 Yeah pimpin' ain't easy.

    Anyways how's it going?

  • @macandease Still pimpin like a baws.

  • @metaldorksforever666 Maturity itself is to learn to apply the seriousness to life that kids apply to play, that is why Nietzsche idealized the ubermensch as being based on kids, rather than grown men, who seem to habituate to the inexorability of life rather than to learn to be a child to existence. Whatever is it that you are talking sounds like a cliche, like what jailbaits say to prank pervs, or like what kiddies listen of 'realized' models. Either way youre repeating like a parrot.

  • @omgtkseth How about you fuck off. I can repeat myself just as much as I please. It's not a cliche just because you don't understand it. It's an actual attraction. There are many adolescents attracted to adults. I have loved a man for over 2 years without a doubt. Trust me I am no jailbait prankster or some sort of "realizes" model fanatic. I don't even know what kids listen to these days. I mainly have underground interests.

  • @metaldorksforever666 Yes, because you see, people dont come up with stuff out of the blue, you either have some model that talks like that, or you have counter-models, people you dislike, that like particularly kiddy men. I do know its an attraction but it is based on an observation, and 'maturity' is not functional dimension, its an attitude, id est, a personality. Dali might be more functional at higher levels, eg, Maslow's pyramid, yet immature in his personality. Youre obviously modeled.

  • @omgtkseth (continued) In other words, a human being's functional levels arent correlated to such dimensions. Go and study psychometrics, you dont see 'maturity' as a dimension. 'Maturity', the one you are talking about, is a 'type', its a style of guy. Your observations on maturity are preferential, not functional, you like mature guys for being mature, but when does maturity makes someone an athlete? a musician? a scientist? an empathic human being? You are attracted to a social illusion.

  • @omgtkseth You can find this video amusing and yet you can't understand that I am attracted to mature men? Of course it's a personality. I like personality and that is my business not your own. By insulting me you're only further contributing to the fact that you are a pseudo-intellectual douche. I don't see it because society sees it. The media is where sheeple go to kill their intelligence. I don't waste my time with the such nonsense. I have no models in which you speak, I have but myself.

  • @macandease is it bad im 11

  • this song is just too catchy. I'm afraid I'm just as much of a sick fuck as you guys are.

  • Press 1 for...something

    Press 2 for something from the drums

    Press 3 for masturbation

    Press 4 for khann khann khann

    Press 5 for HOS HOS HOS HOS

    Press 6 for Ooooww

    Press 7 for some kind of malfunction

    Press 8 for Cum

    Press 9 for Ahh Ooh

    Press 0 to play again!

  • My name is Zach.

    And I'll have you know, I'm bi >:L

  • press 9 for Zach is gay!!

  • Thats why i mister bate

  • Watching this after Vokle live broadcast. It's epic. :)

  • woooot

  • LOLOLOLOL VOKLE

  • lmao

  • I came from the stream. On Vokle

  • @MorbidPanda69 I came from your mother. On Vokle

  • @mapletabl3 lolwut

  • @mapletabl3 Retard.

  • thumbs up i you came from the live cast!!! :D

  • Livestream rep

  • UHHHHHHHH JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • ON THE CHAT.

  • I watch this just to hear the demon voice say he sucks on his father's dick :L

  • ZAAAAAAACH HAAAAAYDDEEEELL...

    ZACHISGAY.

  • @DoctorKrabs It's cool, man

  • It's catchy!

  • @DoctorKrabs I came as well. In my pants.

  • I sang this in class this morning forgetting there already something in my class named Zack..........

  • @mynameisthemaster1 Something? Do You meen someone?????????? *Facepalm*

  • ''This video was made for my friend Zach Hadel who loved it and gave me the permission to upload it.This video is a joke,I do not hate gay people, IN FACT I suck dick all the time. Thank you.''

    LolWut?

  • @mynameisthemaster1 I sang this in my class KNOWING we had a guy called Zach in our class. :3

    Shame it was the teacher who's name was Zach, though...

  • .......zach is what now

  • It's fucked because I just brought Pokemon season 1 today -_-

  • @Vlaq1 was his name zach?

  • How did you get the effect when you said, "what a stupid prick, HE SUCKS ON HIS FATHERS ****!" It was awesome.

  • now THIS music isn't yours ,,, shame on you ,, thats Shaman King's english opening ,, well I guess so !!

  • @MTNE1996 Please tell me this is a troll and not someone who cannot recognize the Pokemon theme song.

  • @MTNE1996 lol wut, thats defiantly the pokemon intro. :D

  • @berettastorm88 X_X ,, oops ,, ya that's right

  • DID HE JUST SAY: ''He sucks on his fathers lollypop''?!

  • boobs

  • I find this hard to masterbate to.

  • @hpland12 say something original, sheep. "i find this hard to masturbate to"

  • @MrImmobile sheep?

  • @hpland12 Means copycat or the like. That expression is all over youtube comments and its not cool to be a sheep. The first person to say "i find this hard to masturbate to" or the originals who got it co-dependantly famous would of been funny. Anyone now who says "i find this hard to masturbate to" or "Im in the weird part of youtube again" Both are usually true, thats why they're are said. Not funny though as they are just being copied. Sure you could amuse people with a comment of your own.

  • @MrImmobile and now I know!!!

  • im getting the feeling that zack may be a homosexual....