Goonswarm Notice

[Washu1973]

Goonswarm is a minor alliance now and a mere shadow of it's former self. It exists on the good graces of other larger alliances who find them to be occasionally useful.

[tjs80451]

@Washu1973 heh. umad you didn't take VFK, bro?

[simondUK]

@Washu1973 Look at how stupid you are.

[888death888]

down with the Goonies

[K1LL3RR420]

i was in goon for about a year nothing in eve can touch them thay are to organised and powerfull. if you dont belive me ask B.O.B lmao.

[Kaotical00]

@K1LL3RR420

Lets see. I was in the war as we fought Goons. Took em out too

[vio2k5]

@K1LL3RR420 organised and powerful? dont make me laugh you're trying to make goons be something their not. i was in BOB from the start of the war up until the issue with one of BNC's ex members killing the alliance and goons creating it to stop BOB getting back their origional name. I doubt any of them could actually say that goons are a powerful force of which nothing could touch them in eve lol they'd probably be laughing to hard at the very thought of it

[K1LL3RR420]

@vio2k5 LMAO bob lost ALOT more than goon did we fucking raped BOB thats y goon is still around and bob left and yes i know there back now but there nothing big.

[vio2k5]

@K1LL3RR420 lol i'll just state the obvious

1) no raping occured from goons towards bob except on forums

2) goons were gifted delve, querious and pb thanks to HT

3) bob regrouped and reorganized and came back stronger to reclaim their space

4) goons pushed out of insmother / immensia area now in northern monkey space

5) propaganda wont work on those who actually know what happened in that long war

[TenMallak]

@vio2k5 You forgot a few there.

6) The new bob (IT Alliance) became weak once again.

7) bob began to lose all their space to goons/test.

8) bob has fallen apart once again.

[theoriginaldent]

@K1LL3RR420 listen to this guy, he sounds intelligent.

[Killfest2010]

DEstroy the swarm

[Skittnator]

duck and cover, lol, it seems that every goon propeganda video can now be turned to having them being the defeated

[Adveloq]

You are kidding right? They update graphics often :)

[Mitauchi]

Goons have become what they sought to destory. Down with the Empire!

[JuniorDExchangecore]

Go Yoda! :P

[Hill258]

Such a creepy video

[BlackGoldenRod]

Goons are superior the way ANON is.

[nativesolder]

hey im sorta new to EVE just got it like today anyway somone told me to be carful cause goonswarm somtin get new player and use em as like a kamikaze zerg attack is that true?

[GROracle]

If you are not apart of the SomethingAwful Forums

You will be used as a Kamikaze, yes

And to join the SomethingAwful Forums you've got to pay a Subscription Fee, when you do this you can join the Goons in any game they play, And they help ya out, but only because you basically paid their Community a fee, They have been known to Let people in for a certain amount of ISK, to then pop their Asses and steal all of their shit, If you wish to join The goons, Best pay them with real money first......

[nativesolder]

i just got the game idk who the are my brother us to play but he quit after his clan or watver it called dusk and dawn it was called got destroyed in somtin called xzh-4x the hell is that?

[GROracle]

I'm going to presume his Corporation called Dusk and Dawn got pwned in XZH-4X, this is what 0.0 Systems are called, no police, any pirate can come and pwn your ass down there, which is why ya gotta learn how to defend yourself.

[calverjones]

kamikaze waves just clear the way for the Capital fleets, its a cheap, effective way of removing bubble threats

[spiderbdj]

its not even a comparison

[pie666753]

i have no respect for goonswarm but their propaganda videos are very good (but then so are bobs the new alliance obv)

[Pinworm4545]

BoB's videos are terrible. It's just cliche music, stupid japanese quotes, and constant repetition of "WE WILL STAND, WE WILL NOT FALL, WE WILL NOT LOSE X", only for them to lose it a week later.

[pie666753]

and have bit of dramtic effect to them and who cares if the do lose it (also the fact that they manged to reform kinda makes the we will not fall part true in a sense

[dekaneas71]

Good and Evil is a human invention.There is no such thing in the Universe

[jackhopemusic]

Awesome vid, just awesome.

[NutsYi]

this looks pretty fucked right here

[keddren]

Haha billing error. sorry nop

[tetsujineo]

bump

[SinisterZX]

There is no good, and there is no evil.

...

Only suicide-ganks.

[JungleJimzor]

If you ever get blobbed by goonswam, just remember; have your salvager ready. =)

[Andreus]

So it's been nearly a year now. The final destruction and collapse of BoB and all their allies is coming any day now, right?

[lusulpher]

Don't. Hold. Your. Breath.

BOB forever.

[Andreus]

Don't get me wrong, I wasn't. Not that I have all that much more respect for BoB, you understand, but I can't help but notice that a lot of the more grandiose GoonSwarm pronouncements are... premature, at best.

[tetsujineo]

they make for better viewing than "okay we're going to beat you fat cunts off us and then sort of sit around for a while doing other stuff and then destroy your dread fleets when you try to attack us for the second time and then go back to doing some other stuff"

[Andreus]

To be honest I find that Stahlregen's videos have much better production values and are much less preachy and self-aggrandising than this bollocks.

[tetsujineo]

that's because stahl's videos rarely have any narrarative in them, despite my pleading and encouragement for years.

[vietsage]

could be said for bob as well. Actually they're a bit more flashy with the rhetoric.

[simondUK]

Look how stupid you are.

[stevepgt]

It just came

[Andreus]

Yeah, due to a billing error.

[CCPlaetean]

no u

[simondUK]

Sup?

[mamolian]

What did the voice content come from? Its familiar.. but just can't place it..

[Rocky1990]

sounds like AT&T TTS

[Gorfob]

Its modeled on Shodan.

[Rasterizing]

No matter the propaganda, no matter the spin, no matter what light the Goons want to put it in the fact remains that BoB still remains and has their home systems secure.

I respect BoB more than I ever did, because they had every major alliance gunning for them and still they were not destroyed.

Propaganda and spin will only get the Goons so far, but in the end, they cannot hide their failure to eliminate BoB - and so instead turned on Hi Sec miners to distract from that fact.

[leetlefly]

And you somehow forget that BoB was unable to eliminate goons when goons were far far less capable of a war machine than BoB ever has been? Let's not forget BoB does not stand alone, despite what their (BoB's) propaganda would have you believe.

[phatfarmuk]

I have Always respected Goonswarm...Even on 150-200 Man System gate camps...They have always Made it fun.. I will never forget the 150 Man Goon Congo Line they did round the stargate...Mad me laugh for days... Goons will always be FTW

[koteban]

stfu alts... this video is abput ePeen

[regret112]

Creeeeepy...

[Alcononymous]

dmg cannot be undone? infighting lol have u looked at ur own forces now...... how the times have changed i remember ur frig blobs and the fight for the old ascn space..... u guys used numbers way to much... but then again thats eve these days... anyway i left the gbc after the fight for delve ended and after leaveing that lag blob infested style fighting i havent looked back... but then again the alliance/gbc has come back stonger than ever and im tempted to join the smashing of the NC round 2

[TakeBackTheWorld]

Crap. I'm undecided. D:

[scoles1973]

goon swarm? more like goof swarm :p

[dimirspy]

watching this wants me wanna get the trial of eve again... go goonswarm!

[ealmintheplayground]

these videos are kinda cool

i have a new respect for goonswarm

[paddyash]

Funny i havnt seen any new goonswarm propaganda recently, maybe its because BoB are kicking your ass..

[tanner4105]

i made the music for this?

[Cikulisu]

cool =D

[l4nc3r]

HAHAHAHA

We will loot your NPC stations and Rape the women.... And make them our Exotic Dancers WEEEE!!!!!

[Draketh]

you should probably get out of goonswarm and never come back.

[l4nc3r]

Nah, eI think I'll stay. IT's better here.

[Dange2Dou9]

lol tbqh afaik, i agree fwik imho. lol.

[pyrocatmoonstalker]

Vadinho, this is a lot better than your previous two.

[tyrrhenamaxus]

its me i am da spacebee in the op

[baalaagaa]

Welp

[eduardvictor]

Fucking hilarious!

The goonswarm is a corporation in the game Eve Online...

[TheLeaderr]

lmao

[rfiginski]

derp derp derp derp derp

[celeb8]

Run

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[Aero089]

fckin' 'ell that IS scary :|

[shikome]

Run

[cessnarutgers]

Who is this goonfleet?

[Junkiebev]

O_o

[trentonx]

:)

nice

[gunny101]

I just peed my pants

[jsnook]

I just peed yOUR pants :monocle: