Ask A Ninja - 12.24.10 Santa

[ilybaby12vv]

and if so where to get em

[ilybaby12vv]

what kind of shoes does a ninja wear?

[MarvelousDale]

can a ninja spontaneously combust?

[PandemoniumBunny]

Do ninja's play video games like skyrim or wow?

[xUmberBlackstonex]

evil clouds!!! ghahahahahahahaha

[mikestand16]

Who is the patron saint of ninjas?

[paladin1ish]

33 hoves thats one to many

[Derkin7997]

Would a ninja win over chuck norris ???

[nojsivadgmailcom]

what about santa's beard? is it evil?

[Swidhelm]

zombie snowmen, a surprisingly big problem . . . lol

[TheBlackLotus18]

that "santa claus is coming to town" song makes so much sense now.......everything is so clear to me!

[edwardcullenfreak100]

Are vampires ninjas???

[Anusdhka]

@edwardcullenfreak100 Yes, but not the twilight ones, those are fags

[ArtNinja14]

SANTA IS A NINJA!!!!!!

[thepman215]

is Chuck Norris a ninja?

[BKets4ever]

They are NOT jolly!

[jamesbg314]

this is a remake of an old question!! AWESOME, now redo THR33!

[scardorn145]

good thing im a ninja

[tonybedrosian]

i showed this to my baby couisin now he thinks santa will kill him so he never opens presents

[weasal1993]

he diddnt lose any wieght bahaha black is just slimming

[rafHAel326]

he flicks yu off at 1 :28

[Daryn031]

This was too funny 

[artguy96]

anyone notice how he flips us off at 1:28?

[iamfoob]

@artguy96 No... ninjas only flip off the people they're going to kill...

[StandardVideoTech]

Though he doesnt master awesome effects like freddiew his standup comedy literally kills people.

[MrGuNuT]

LOVED IT

[avifb]

got to love this guy

[VideoGameMaster2011]

is my teddy bear a ninja

[whoawheremyfetusgo]

hahaha love this guy..

[dragonslayer124120]

Hey Ninja are you really a ninja?

[InvalidNinjaTheory]

Hey Ninja...why is your background red?

[holyhellrochelle]

Ninjas thoughts on "parkour" movement??

[hmcmo]

"Minjas" - I love it!

[Sanction3d]

@Rainshot: Lol then why are they making so much money? You =/= the world

[templarsforever]

how many ninjas were on the titanic?

[Rackellesh727]

Here's my Q:

Do ninjas read? (can they?)

[jrjuggalo159]

"yes virgina, there is a santa clause" gotta love santas slay.

[MStefano]

I remember when the original Santa episode

[rainshot]

@travthehedgehog96 dude, nobody likes those bands

[HYBRIID]

Can ninja's see ninja's?



[champnumber1gmail]

can ninjas pee while standing up?

[HONDAtrx450rMAD]

u gay

[sqi8000]

Ninja, I think I speak for many people when I crawl to your feet and beg you to kill all youtube adverts that blight our daily entertainment.

[petrus4]

I love this! :D

[mizwild]

Zombie Snowmen- hmm. Hardly seems threatening. I guess that's why their "surprisingly a big problem" ehh.

oh yes, and pls bring back the intro song

[tazjam12]

Death is the Ultimate gift where the phrase "'Tis better to give, than receive" applies.

[MatuzalemJr]

Have you got a special ninja car like batman?

[DonFeudal]

If santa has a secret base in the middle of the northpole that nobody has ever seen, then how do we know its there?

[GaiashKetoji]

@DonFeudal So he can sit in his base and watch people fail to find it.

[sr42041]

@DonFeudal his base is run by other ninjas.

[omegadud101]

@DonFeudal ninjas have been there and they share their stories

[MistaBlank79]

2 people lost their nosy children trying to see Santa

[MarmiteHatingLass]

do ninjas have mild mannered alteregos like superman so they can get to know the movements of their enemies first?

[TheBoris101]

bring back the theme tune!!!!!!!

[queens2nd2none]

Who's the greatest Ninja of all time? Is it YOU? Batman? Jubei from Ninja Scroll? Michael Dudikoff's American Ninja? Strider Hiryu? Shinobi and that dog? Master Splinter? Which Ninja is the über Ninja?

[moosefarms]

The one person who thumbs downed this video went crying to his mommy. Cue angry mom mob.

[Kallabronn]

did ninjas invent the Hokey Pokey?

[nesium101]

If Chuck Norris were to round-house-kick a ninja in the face, what would happen?

[huelink300]

@nesium101

he would brake his hip.

Chuck sells worthless exercise equipment by night and really bad political idealism by day.

Chuck is as old and played out as the Chuck Norris memes. For example he told one of the Chuck Norris sayings on an infomercial a while back making any and all future Chuck Norris meme sayings uncool.

[bevhill317]

this has to be the best ask a ninja in a while :)

[LoopyDoodler]

@bevhill317 except for maybe yknow... before the stare

[yvosaurus]

one of the best Ask A Ninja since the beginning! :D

[AnDrEw43150]

Can ninjas divide by zero?

[jon49357]

is their any half ninja half dargon?

[fbwsidhjj]

have you tried to kill santa to be the best ninja

[Tounushi]

I KNOW WHERE SANTA'S LAIR IS!!!!

[OniLinkSword]

I always thought that Santa was the ultimate ninja...

[destructodude]

Comma the Paindeer?

[TemplarOfNight]

What's the deal with the mimes ? They seem completely useless and sometimes even scary.

[MadJG3]

What does a ninja do in Soviet Russia ??

[bklutz1]

1 person has now been killed by santa

[jubcool]

Santinja

[Noahboah234]

How many times do you cross your arms in an episode ahhaha

[knails]

my mum was lucky, she stayed up as a child to see santa, but she got too cold on the stairs, I"m very happy she survived so that I can tell you this tale.

[mickleroi]

Ah, old school Ask A Ninja fun! I'm happy with this video... :)

[BITTER246]

Flying Reindeer? dnt be ridiculous......HE HAS FLYING PAINDEER xD

[BurritoMovies]

the 1 person that disliked this saw santa in the middle of the night.

[tubethisorthat]

flying Pain Deer!!

[Slipknot4President]

How do ninjas celebrate the New Year?

[CloudLow]

what do you think of naruto?

[Xhaleon]

The funny thing is that wearing red would have actually been a better camouflage against that background.

What do you mean Santa wasn't standing right behind him the whole video?

[OnyxReaper]

What's a ninja Library like? - Martin

[ReaverStone]

What are your thoughts about dismemberment?

[turoturothegreat]

Ahahaha, earlier I had decided Santa must be a ninja and I see this vid XD

[Jarris572]

NINJA!!! What do ninjas do when they break up with their girlfriends?

[Nilyentaraka]

Best quotes:

"The paindeer are Santa's slayers; they slay everything in that try to get in Santa's way, like dragons, evil clouds, and zombie snowmen (they're a surprisingly big problem)."

"Santinja."

[xxCOMBATBEARxx]

Anyone notice hes lost a lot of weight. Nice job man.

[sisterdiscordia]

best one yet.

[FuFreddie]

Haha best episode ever XD

[ViperVenom]

lol like elves only less deadly

[kn1fer2]

if i saw your face would my eyes melt?

[MarsRedEarth]

evil clouds.. xD

[ChaosChao83]

Dear Ask a Ninja ninja, what was your childhood like?

[PhoungSeppuku97]

Evil Clouds xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[luked1964]

paindeer lol epic

[painkiller1121]

what do u do on new years eve?

[losthero15]

you for got to mention the most famous paindeer of all

red death the on fire paindeer

[TandN1829]

Ahh, the minja returns.

[SSJinchuuriki]

flying reindeer? more like flying PAINDEER!!

[izzyfreakinmonsta]

what do ninjas do for new years?

[Darkriderism]

Do ninjas bother with space travel?

[spenceriguess]

How has technology affected the ninja?

[TemplarOfNight]

Are there any mimejas ? And if there are are they useful at all ?

[SiuFongandAndrew]

paindeer  XD

[Zeldaschampion]

@SiuFongandAndrew and the gift of death. It's the gift that DOESN'T keep on giving.

[ACTORnSCREENWRITER]

I got this friend named Khalid, and every time I used to say something like

""Hey wanna go see a movie"" he'd say """A movie...With another guy?...That's gay""

...Is my friend Khalid gay?

[Torijenova]

Ah a tribute to question 2. Very well done, Ninja.

[afrothugz]

evil clouds ?

[blak100]

i think he has a red suet cos he is so good that black wot be to easy Santa is slaying you to night :-Þ

[Lifeintakes]

So I guess the Tooth Fairy is a ninja too. Who wins, Tooth Fairy ninja or Easter Bunny Master Assassin? 

[MrDraugrbane]

Old Saint Kick.

[Slyboogy07]

Do ninjas have sex? How does it happen?

[TheoriginalGod1]

@Slyboogy07 especially as they can't see each other as if they did they would have to kill each other

[RJSnax]

Do Ninjas go on vacation?

[aimeebaines]

ah your voice is beautiful

[videocrank1]

Ninja, do you ever get tired of people asking/begging/demanding/poopi­ng themselves to get you to put your intro song back up? It's like they think that they can control you or something, or that they matter in some way. You need to kill them now... #ilftkys

[Mastermind8908]

@videocrank1 I second that.

[DrakeMagnum]

@videocrank1 I will continue to poop myself in my protest to bring back the intro song until the Ninja kills me.

[Stuka87]

Wait, 33 hooves?!?! Who has the 5th hove??

[Vandoum]

Lol this one was awesome.

[puckle3]

HES BACK? HES BACK!!!

[KesorodaBlk]

Oh, no. It's technically Christmas...

[bigdaddycraig]

What happens on Ninj-years Eve?

[Bluefoxx3]

i demand a Katana with "Ask A Ninja" engraved on it plz, ktnx

[TheTylerKauffmanShow]

*opens preasent* *takes out severed head* aw sweet death its just what i wanted *hugs parents*

[Razorback613]

Is God a ninja?

[ladysweetsky]

ty & merry Xmas! hehe!

[PrimetimeD]

1 person is gonna get killed by Santa.

[Grof616]

AAhaa this is just to good, bring back theme song.

[LordoftheJamesClan]

Im surprised he didnt mention santas large talons

[ctso74]

As a child, I use to lay traps for Santa. One year, I even trapped my mother. Now I know why I never caught the big guy. Ninja training.

Damn you Claus and black soul!

[tuckercadle]

if Santa's a ninja... then what is the Easter bunny????

[thegreatninjaman]

@tuckercadle his ancient evil rival!

[Generalz151]

hey! i saw santa and all he gave me was a purple x...what does that mean??

[VexxoftheTempest]

777 views. :)

[Mastermind8908]

Shut up about the theme song people! Either shut up or turn your whines into a meme. PICK ONE!!

[clubshoutout]

one person is got killed by santa

[ooitastic]

So If I am ninja, he is ninja, and she is ninja too, than who isn't a ninja?

[burningknuckles]

the blood of children makes is suit red, who would of thought that?

[shafira12]

i was 300th thumb up

[PyroNinja713]

33 hooves? so one of the paindeer has 5 legs?

[threeeyedmonkeydodo]

@PyroNinja713 no actually one of them has three hooves and a chainsaw, that would be brutolf.

[houbapl]

777 view :) I miss somthing like Night before christmas from year ago :(

[amurderofcrowz]

lol 'yes Virginia' i wonder how many people got that.

[Ls3guy]

lol

[haloman106]

one person looked at a minja

[caboosefanatic]

@haloman106 don't be silly....if he did he wouldn't be here to comment :P

[kokorosenshi]

this is a reupload, it was up a few days ago

[DangerasTM]

lol best ep yet

[GrayFoxGrayFox]

Cool episode :)

[BoomDowg]

I met santa at the mall last time, why didn't he kill me?

[alliy20]

@BoomDowg I would answer you..but I think you've already found out..

RIP :<

[BoomDowg]

@alliy20 Don't worry he got my twin brother! ;)

[saadeath2]

@BoomDowg he was assessing you so he could easily kill you at a convenient date. What you also didn't notice was at these holiday times while all you kids are sitting on his lap he must fend on gigantic hercules squid that have talons for tentacles and these squid are only visible if u have 903,723 chest and beard hairs (which santa obviously has). Now he does all this just so he can conveniently get rid of you. The toys he gives you are also GPS trackers. merry christmas.

[R3104DBR]

@BoomDowg That was a santa's shadow-clone...

so you didnt really see the real santa...

so the real santa didnt really have to kill you.

[monkybizzness2u]

@BoomDowg He's terminally jolly. duh =P

[cj19941222]

@BoomDowg he did.

[BoomDowg]

@cj19941222 I think i would know! ;)

[HRyay]

SANTINJA!!!

[TheKungFuProductions]

Santa's the best ninja ever.

[IMakeOrWatchVideos]

I am ninja, he is ninja, she is ninja too. I am ninja, we are ninja, and I believe that you are ninja too.

[Remuko]

This was great =)

[DistantSoul13]

This was awesome.

[linerider93]

"Minjas"......what? pwned

[steininja]

PAINDEERS FTW!

[emeritocotto]

awsome dude love the show

[smoke126857]

evil clouds

[TheKatsReow]

not one person is foolish enough to dislike this out of fear of the horrid fate that they will experience

[undeadboll]

@TheKatsReow it doesn't matter if you like or dislike, he'll get us all eventually