Red vs Blue Sarge

[Angel88878]

Sarge: It you the me then Simmons, back dow to me then you, then me then me, then Simmons then me then me then Simmons, me, me, Simmons, you, Simmons, me me me, Simmons, you, me then me again. It makes perfect sence.

[anigodess]

half of this video is from the PSAs.

[JRodrig1786]

Grif: the grinch over here says we cant do the holiday message

Sarge: What in damn hell! Who told you that!? I'll kick him in his krindle....I'll punch him in his hollybush....im gonna rip off his partrige and kick him in his pear tree!!!

I LOVE THAT PART!!!!

[JRodrig1786]

i say grif is like the douche of the group i mean he is always getting either killed or harrassed by sarge like in grif ball (ilove hat game by the way lol) they use him as the ball carrier but he is one of myfave next to sarge tho lol

[EdgeZXY]

Sarge is my favorite one! him and Donut are the best!

[ShadowSpartanDeath]

Super Fast Words At The Bottom Of The Screen!!!!

[HoudiniJr100]

actually everyone heard that last bit on youtube (the medals all around part) unless it was the MTV PSA...

[BrigadierNS]

"Grif continue operation meat shield and remember just because your bones are broken doesn't mean it won't stop bullets from hitting me!"

Sarge is the one of greatest soldier since the arbiter, chief, johnson and so many more.

[FrancisEFC4EVER]

In the news master chief is to be a dj mcspartan RVB

[burnt9991]

is sarge the only one without a first name?

[creatures0blood]

permission to join donut

perission deniiiied

[tavoecho]

my favs go sarge,simmons,tucker,and then church or grif

[TrixieTheDragoness]

"Don't forget to use black and white for absolutely no reason!"

[MegaJl3]

Thumps up if you think sarge will be the next United States`s president.

[bigfatcarp93]

@MegaJl3 He'd certainly be an improvement on the current model...

[SRGTHALO]

@MegaJl3 they did those shirts for '08. sarge and simmons from red curch and caboose from blue.

[MegaJl3]

Thups up if you think sarge will be the next United States`s president.

[FlamingRay1998]

it goes you, than me, then simons, then back down to me, then you, then me, then me, then simons, then me, then me, than simons, me, me, simons, me, simons, you, simons, me, me, me, simons, then you, than me, then me, again it makes perfect sense XD

[BladeLigerV]

ITS THE CAPTIN OF THE PIRET SHIP

[blox789]

I'll kick him in his kringle! I'll punch him in his holly bush! Gonna rip off his partrige and KICK HIM IN THE PEAR TREE!!!

Admit it, Sarge has true holiday spirit.

[luigi0833]

me simons you me me me me than me again it makes perfect sense :D starts at 0:10

[CabooseBlue13]

Your RVB videos are the only ones that don't ruin it with the music!

[StealthClaw1]

"and remeber, if you want to be enviornmently freindly: KILL EVERY LIVING THING YOU SEE! And bury it."

Simmons: that takes millions of years!

SArge: I've got time.

BEST. SARGE. LINE. EVER!

[warlord6272]

After watching the series thirteen times.. Its still funny

[hagerty1952]

I really lost it at "Operation Meatshield."

"You'll make more blood, you just need some orange juice!"

[MattWilliams90]

oh that's just blood loss, you'll get more blood.. you just need orange juice xD

[MetroGamerX]

whats the episode on the first part?

[crazyweirdguy1]

Lol!!!

[belliam11]

im gonna kick him in his krindall im gonna punch his holly bush im gonna rip out what sarge said and what the last one was what do these words mean anyway

[theleone900]

Sarge is the best

[FeatherofaRaven]

"We go inline"

"it goes you then me then simmons then back down to me then you then me then me then simmons then me then me then simmons me..me simmons you simmons me me me simmons you..me...then me again..it makes Perfect sence!"

[xWebkinzgirl1999x]

@FeatherofaRaven I've memorized that xD And at school when we're playing something in gym I say that.

[mirorih2]

Grif: You want me to call Donut's mother?

Sarge: Don't make me angry Grif.

[barr65]

22 people are blues

[mirorih2]

@barr65 the blues got Caboose

[MasterReasonOSR]

"oh that just blood loss. you'll make new blood, you just need some orange juice" i'm so glad sarge is not my doctor lol

[barr65]

korpral dick goesinya LOL

[nickiaries]

@barr65

WAIT A MINUTE! Corpral isnt spelled witha K!

[barr65]

@nickiaries my mistake >.>

[nickiaries]

@barr65 :p :D

[wargamingcoverage]

I can`t find any of the songs you use on the youtube audioswap :( where did you get those songs anyway? did you download them?

[god0rock]

"Take that you stupid duck!"

[wargamingcoverage]

22 people just got sarged!

[mcvicar94]

''Donut! Scream like a woman!''

[DKN117]

@mcvicar94 Can do!

[EMedge1003]

3:18-3:19

Sarge: I'll kill you

[kingsandstorm]

the musics stuffing this up

[sprafa71]

what psa or episode is the one of red vs blue news?

[darkball31]

lmfao they are shooting at a teammate with a sniper. talk about a trust building exercise. i feel dizey sarg. aww its just blood lost youl make new bloood all u need is orange juice

[SumthinMaybe]

"I already used your Corpse to jam up the Windmill!" "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[linx2256]

the last clip is the best clip of all time 

[ff7mkd4125]

Sarge:Donut!

Donut:yes sir

Sarge:scream like a woman

Donut:can do. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

[soaponaroapDG]

"hey, that was my turn."

"yeah, but this is the lightning round!"

"who's in the lightn..."

"me."

"Hey Grif! move back and forward like one of those ducks at the carnival!"

[tarheelover24]

Simmons is Gus

Griff is Geoff

Donut is Matt

Church is Burnie

Caboose is Joel

But who is Sarge? Reply Please

[glancesherlock]

@tarheelover24 Actually, Matt Hullum is Sarge, not Donut. Donut is played by Dan Godwin.

[Scubasteve918]

@tarheelover24 its matt too.

[MrMoras999]

no u going out of turn it goes u then me then u then me and me and me again me me me me me me me it makes perfect sense

[republiccommando1164]

the amount of thumbs up you get from quoting the video LOL

[SoaringEagle90]

In fact. Medals all around.

A Purple Heart for Grif.

A Pink Heart for Donut.

and a Brown Nose for Simmons.

[microwaveo]

sarge: I've got a boner for murder ! lolz

[Artfreak9869]

Take that, you stupid duck!

[katt800]

2:08-2:28 almost fell out of my chair at that part

[armynutter53]

DEEZ NUUTS!

[Lordoofious]

I'm gonna rip off his partridge and kick him in his pear tree!

[slitherinprincess2]

nooooooooooooooooooooooo-wooow­w-ooo-no-ow

close!

thanks sir!!

kick ass!

[Jason9992fromroblox]

"or will kill you and Use your Corps to Jam Up the WInd Mill,"

'BLAAAAAhhh!"

[happytail221]

Sarge is my hero!

[SCEChaemeleon]

"Simmons, kiss ass at will." Sarge. all time fav quotes.

[hunterhero1]

Los Dos Laredos/Acordeones de Oro

[hunterhero1]

that is the name of the song on the radio

[Ulfang999]

hey, does anyone know what that tune is that the reds play on their car radio all the time?

[WeskerKing1]

@Ulfang999 Polkas y huapangos jaime y los chamacos- los dos laredos-acordeones

[krisaustin21]

ill kick him in his kringle

ill punch him in his holly bush

im gunna rip off his partridge & kick him in the paretree!!!!!

lmfao

[cyberninjacow]

what episode does he say "I HAVE A HARD ON FOR MURDER" ?

[avakstone]

@cyberninjacow Episode 39

[DarkMarc9001]

@cyberninjacow

I think the Season 2 finale...

[jessielee10210]

"I'm just so depressed. I can't even threaten your life for being a total jackass. Jackass. I'll kill you." xDD lmfao.

[snakefang540]

what is the name of the video from  2:03-2:28?

[Greener223]

It goes you then me, then Simmons, then back down to me then you, then me then me, then Simmons then me then me then Simmons, me, me Simmons you Simmons me me me Simmons you. Me. Then me again.

[vegito789]

hey simmons, why is that paper coming out of your ass? lol

[durand4l]

ROFL

[legoman4551]

corporal isnt spelled with a k! XD!

[Summersboi]

"Donut Sream like a woman"!!! "Can do AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH"!!! LMAO

[MrLamppost34]

lol, dick goesinya

[SoldierOfBreath]

"Let's face it, there's just not enough time in to everybody the courosey of a good strangling"-That would be the best shirt ever

[SoldierOfBreath]

Amendment-The second best after the "I'm a girl" shirt from a Grif quote

[HisDivineShadow245]

@SoldierOfBreath: LoL I was thinking the same thing :D

[Rascythe]

@SoldierOfBreath Yeah, someone should definitely do that. I would buy that for like 80 dollars.

[Rascythe]

@SoldierOfBreath Yeah, someone should definitely do that. I would buy that for like 80 dollars.

[Rascythe]

@SoldierOfBreath Yeah, someone should definitely do that. I would buy that for like 80 dollars.

[VacantCar]

i would have already killed you and used your corpse to jam up the windmill.

blaaaaaahh.

i was hoping they had that one part where sarge tells simmons to poison griff's next meal x]

[Runemon123]

"What in Sam hell? What kind told you that? I'll kick him in his crinkle, I'll punch him in his hollybush, I'm gonna rip off his partiage and kick him in the pear tree!"

Favorite quote from Sarge! =)

[bobopatch76]

Sarge is a beast !!!

[Tyrant180]

Dont be afraid to use black and white for absolutely no reason

[obi2012]

simmons, prepare to kiss ass at will

[jeppyjoh]

you forgot ''you've just been sarged''

[Wolfbane005]

Don't duck!

Your harder to hit!

[jetrecon117]

@Wolfbane005 Bow Chicka BOW WOW

[VindicatedNinja]

I'm going to rip of his partrige and kick him in the pair tree!

[qrrbrbirbel2]

the MTV gag is the best one, doughnut's shout out is hilarious!

2:10 "timberlake announces new announcement - details to follow." LMAO

Sarge is the best thing since grifball

[IainBrown210]

dudes what episode is the sniper bit towards the start!?

i apologize for sounding like a n00b =[

[dash605]

Timberlake anounces a new anouncement xD

[vicecity24]

2:20 "Master Chief to relase hip-hop album under name M.C. Spartan Will have 117 tracks." LOL

[SnedorKeeb08]

DUDE!!! i'm from topeka kansas, and am here now! i never noticed that before!

[footyfeak]

'' hey simmons why is there paper coming out of your ass?''

ROFL

[chigger125]

Remember, just 'cause your bones are broken, doesn't mean they can't stop bullets from hitting me.

[DethklokMinion]

At least Sarge allowed Grif to have a Purple Heart.

I think that is the most respect Sarge has ever given Grif. xD

[ThatJ0eGuy]

Lol, think about why Sarge would gve Grif a purple heart. I'm pretty sure that's the medal you're given after you've been shot.

[DethklokMinion]

Its still respect

[RMUIR541]

can do sarg couse ail need you to fax in hte airstrike recresistion forme, but i can't

i had to use spare parts from are fax machine to build simmions 2.0, BEEEEEEEEEEEEB EKEKEKEKEEK waho chem ekscuse me mand there must be somthing i ate, hay simmions why is there paper coming of of your A%%

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLOLL­OLOLOLOOLOLLLOLOLLol

[MrMoothecow]

kid can u spell worth a fuck?

[KittiePirate]

the lightening round!

[haveachicken224]

Sarge has to be my number one favorite in the series sadly he isnt as funny as he used to be now in the new episodes :(

[FUBARmind6969]

i want the red ear medal

[powersmalik]

lol grif: why is there paper coming out your ass:

to simmions

[lvn4tragedy]

Anyone know what episode Sarges speach on killing people up close is?

[MetalGrappler]

Episode 76 "Two For One"

[joker1032]

madals all around a purple heart for grif,pink heart for donut and a brown nose for simmons

[W1LDWESLEY]

where can i find the episode where griff was being shot at?

[MetalGrappler]

Episode 100" Why Were We Here?"

[viscountalpha]

"I like my way better, its more dangerous for you"

[emeraldman534]

wuts the vids from 0:30 and 2:03

[9tailedKitsune]

0:30 was one of the Christmas PSA's and the 2:03 is a sponsor vid for MTV titled "I Need my RVB!"

"DONUT!! WE NEED A SHOUTOUT!!!"

[fr2man]

it goes you then me, then simmons, then back down to me then you then me then me then simmons then me then me then simmons then me, me simmons you simmons me me me simmons you me then me again

it makes perfect sense

[sckuller]

they forgot sarges best speech down in the caves near the end of season 5 where he starts sing oh red team and waving a flag behind him

[Venzilla]

No way man, his best speech is when he gets possesed by o'malley: EAT LED WORLD! DROP AND GIVE ME INFINITY!

[Holyknight8o8]

Whats sarge's first and last name anyway?

[dudie97]

It's never revealed in the series.

[Rengekage]

They just call him "Sir".

[Gayruffan]

I can't believe you didnt include my favorite sarge line.

Sarge: Dagnabbit, command is useless.

Griff: Big surprise there.

Sarge: Shut up Griff.

Griff: Did that order come from command too?

Sarge: In fact it did, and they also order my foot to report up your ass on the double!

[Geyser39]

That line is so awesome...even I forgot it xDDDD But yeah, it's good.

[TiNKERhq]

Korparal Dick Goes-Inya, wait a minute, Corparal isnt spelled with a K !

[DKN117]

It's not spelled with two 'a's, either: Corporal.

[UchihaMAX]

Which part was the sponsor only part? I'm not a sponsor but, as far as I know, I've seen all this.

[9tailedKitsune]

It was the MTV part at 2:03.

DONUT!! WE NEED A SHOUTOUT!!

[UchihaMAX]

oh. That's been leaked before then. I saw it somewhere else on youtube. I didn't know that was sponsors only. Thanks.

[Xxxfire45xxX]

Sarge: Simmons! What's that Mexican lizard? Eat's all the goats?

Simmons: That would be the uh...Chupacabra sir!

Sarge: Hey Grif! Chupathingy how 'bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.

[Nape134]

"Simmons! Kiss ass at will!"

"You're both an excellent leader and a very handsome man, Sir!"

[gogetajr4]

sarges song should seek and destroy by metalica or cowboys from hell pantara

[ZodiacDragons]

o man wheres the chupathingy???? lol

[UchihaMAX]

NOO! No chupathingy! Maybe it is in the Grif video.

[mrkrull23]

dick goes inya XD

[mrkrull23]

why is there paper comeing out ur ass

[tauberpa]

I'll kill ya

[DonkeyManda432]

i <3 sarge

the best team ever would be donut, caboose, and sarge! woot woot!

[Kym749]

nah grif has to be there

[Ithirid]

wait a second corperal isnt spelt with a "k" !!!

[SpartanMikey]

"Remember, just because your bones are broken, doesn't mean they wont stop bullets from hitting me!"

ROFL

[drewtaz]

Sergeant...abbreviated to Sarge.

[supergamer1177]

go srage

[randothepally]

You just got Sarged.

[Crispylipz001]

Grifs cry at 2:02 is a dead classic. LoL!

[Killstuffyeah]

Rofl Simmons! Begin ass kissing! Can do sarge! haha nice

[qrrbrbirbel2]

2:02 is awesome. doughnuts shout-out is hilarious

[gamefreak156]

That was both entertaining and retarded at the same time.

[gameboard1]

Just because your bones are broken doesn't mean they can't stop bullets from hitting me. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DBZuniversefan117]

wats the episode at 3:50

[rufflez22]

thts the one w/ the lopez army i think on last resort.

[DonkeyManda432]

it was on zanzibar (thats what it was called in halo 2)

[UndyingSimmons]

"Now get ready for your orders! DOUGHNUT!" "Yes sir?" "Scream like a woman!" "Caaan do! AAAAHHH!!!" "Griff!" "What." "Prepare to sacrifice yourself to save a nearby superior officer!" "I don't think I've been trained on that." "Simmons? Kiss ass at will." "You're an excellent leader and a handsome man sir!" "Excellent work Simmons! Incoming." *Rocket fires*

[avega122]

at 4:17 sarge says operation meatshield. u think that's where Epic games got the idea for gears of war 2?

[wtf5strings]

doubt it.

[avega122]

well by "idea" I meant just the name but you know probably just coincidence

[MarcYuneski]

You sure someone from blue base didnt send that as a joke?

Of course, Its from command. Signed by Kpl. Dick Goezinya

Wait a second Cpl isnt spelled with a K

[Bionicleuser]

Take that you stupid duck

HA!!!!

[XjustinXfarmerX]

Whats Sarges name

[cardmstr]

that IS his name!

[althegudnamesrtaken]

Sarge

[Bionicleuser]

Sarge is the best then dount then caboose.