Creepy Christian Puppet Show

[superfawful65]

What is it with Christians and creepy puppets?

[technical1234567]

Of chucky

[technical1234567]

Did anyone think I chucky when they saw that doll

[bookdeadsilence]

The indoctrination of our youth into this culture of soul crushing idiocy has got to stop. "Oh look honey! Aren't they so cute?" Does no one understand what they are singing about? The attempted murder of a child by an insane old geezer! Come on!

[DivineAna]

Randy Millholland was right.

[Wieswald1]

holy psychotic nutjob! Look at the insane plastic Freddie Krugger grin on that woman . . .

[TVWriterGuy]

Are those puppets, or corpses?

[DEATHBYSOCIALIST]

This shit is creepy as fuck, i don`t need to hear what they just the same jiberesh as usual.

[Frizzurd]

Asian kids...please.. go back to your ethnic roots for religion..this stuff aint good!

[cosmicforums]

That music is twisted..lol...freaky fundies.

[ATRAINC]

Scarlett I don't blame you for laughing at :22/.This show is really creepy.

Brainwashing in the extreme.

[ATRAINC]

Creepy and downright disturbing.There is nothing Christian about this disgusting

show.Anything to with puppets,ventriloquists,dummies is evil.

[Loa4EVER]

This puppets are creepy O.o, stay away from the children.

[jeckalynne521976]

Those dolls make me want to barf!! They are creepy and ugly looking.

[thewerecactus]

they cut out the ending when they select a child to gang rape and sacrifice and then have a blood orgy and the puppets grow ding dongs and sodomize everyone while screaming bible verses.

True Story.

[ATRAINC]

thewerecactus:Wow I just read your post on the creepy Christian puppet show.That is so messed up.These false prophets brainwashing children are evil!

[crystal0angel]

OMG PUPPETS FROM HELL

[crystal0angel]

Why dont they read the bible backwards

[Boxman0071]

HEY!

A Book is something written By a Human, So the Bible was too!

MAKES SENSE

[CentralGurl93]

two things:

1 Samuel 2:9 He will keep the feet of his saints, and the wicked shall be SILENT in the darkness; for by strength no man shall prevail. (not one of the first five books of the OT)

Psalm 68:2 As smoke is driven away, so drive THEM away: as wax melteth before the fire so let the wicked perish at the presence of God. (also not one of the first 5 books of the OT)

These verses apply to all you wicked people out there.

It states you will perish in hell.

Its the truth. GB

[SlapAchristian]

what a nut. quoting bible verses at people on youtube. i can also quote several verses towards you and point out the lies, absurdity, and immorals....but your mind is so seized by the man in the sky with his magic.......

[PeachyPeachPie]

You do realize the bible itself never ONCE claims it's the literal word of god, don't you? It in fact states the exact opposite. It admits it was inspired within its own texts.

[GUITARJUMPER]

This video is wonderful. Kids need God .god loves them. Kids understand God much more then u think . Now if only grups did too.

[GUITARJUMPER]

This vide

[GUITARJUMPER]

why do you think this is creepy? its in the bible. abraham did not withold his son from God and God did not withold his son Jesus for us.

[MangledDragonfly]

Its not creepy, the woman who is using the puppet is the creepy one....and to the others on here, they have better puppets than this......shes using a puppet thats normally used for ventriloquism. And yes, what you say is true.

[wiskawind]

"why do you think this is creepy?"

If God spoke to you and said to you, to take one of your children out and kill them, and use them as a burnt offering to HIM, would you do it?

[Death2Bigots]

@wiskawind - You think this is messed up, read the part about Jepthah, that crazy sick fuck actually got to go through with it. Judges 11:31 or wiki Jepthah. No angel appeared to stop this man from burning his daughter as an offering to God.

[crystal0angel]

the puppet is creepy

[PeachyPeachPie]

It is based upon a ritual of HUMAN SACRIFICE. What part of that is not disturbing?

In the end humanity is basically REWARDED for killing jesus. It makes absolutely no sense in the first place.

[DABEARSSS34]

What do you think the song was about? Abraham offering isaac. the bibles fucking full of shit

[fu3737]

thats fucking scary sad face :(

[CCHSFaN]

this is called brainwashing

[GodoftheGeeks]

:O

I don't know what to say......

wow

[sumdunoodm]

brainwashing into mindless oblivion!

GOOD job NUTball christians

[babachorba]

what do you mean crazy Christians?

[ScarlettCreature]

"crazy christians" as in THESE crazy christians and their weird puppets and shit like this!!!! Geeez....get a grip!

[babachorba]

chill

[Mobee211]

I'm going to have nightmares

[mentalhhguru]

Chuckies children became born again christians I see...

[Sammyt3hSnake]

This is probably SCARIER than the video with the exorcist puppet christian show. O_O

[MonkeyOctober]

any show with puppets is crepy...besides Lamb Chop,thatw as awesome

[cringevideo]

heh heh, i have video of this..

i'll be posting it soon!

(and this show is really.. disturbing LOL!)

[Oddityworld]

The Puppets are creepy but I'm sure that the message they are teaching is not

[misshazy]

The message is from the Old Testament and besides being misinterpreted by psychopaths who think God is telling them to kill people, it really serves no purpose.

[SquirreIous]

I don't think the old testament is really that good to be going in depth with for young kids because kids might believe that their father has the right and responsibility of offering them up as a sacrifice the instant God says so. Kids might learn to accept any type of abuse with that argument.

[EarthCitizen81]

An excellent point Squirrelous, and one that all Christians, Catholics, Muslims and Jews should examine (I say this because they all believe in the first 5 books of the OT).

[wiskawind]

"I don't think the old testament is really that good to be going in depth with for young kids"

No you need to sugar coat it, and feed it to them under the guise of a loving god, so when they grow up and see Christianity for bloodthirsty desert death cult that it is, they can be extra pissed off! LOL

You worship a DEAD man hanging on a fucking cross suffering, doesnt that ring any bells for you? (grin)

[stupidmonkey666]

E/I this is educational? They scare me somtims this is why I dont let my second cousins goto church this and rape.

[kaenanskates]

theses kids need a life. enjoy it instead of listening to a puppet

[CoffeeSquid]

Seen this on TBN latenight, if you think this is frightening, just wait until you see the old folks she keeps locked in her bus.

[taniwha9]

Thisn needs a death metal sound track.

[nickringer]

What the program doesn't show is the missionary warning the next harvest of children that if they didn't pretend to enjoy it for the camera, they'd suffer similar fates. Just offscreen, the puppeteer extends a pair of long, slimy tendrils from her icy loins and sucks the spectators' life force out through their ear canals. That's why she says "thank you" before they start clapping.

Come on, you didn't think people actually join out of their own free will, did you?

[nickringer]

Those aren't puppets. It's a guarded secret that the Christian church has been lobotomizing children since the 1950's in an effort to weed out those with individualistic tendencies. These specimens were cursed with a fate worse than death: they are showcased as victims of operant conditioning, having been trained to regularly sing Scripture lessons, and they appear paralyzed from the neck down.

[gr33npuff1n]

oh my god. oh my god. this puppet is so creepy. we need this in my church. lol!

[poelover37]

This is a song only fit to be sung by a serial killer. And only when he has someone in chopping distance.

[elgrla]

i'm scared

[ifyoufly]

The children were told that if they sin they would have these puppets to look forward to FOR ETERNITY!!!!

[Evelsbro]

These people really know God. As in "God awful".

[DrewKnew]

hohoho you're funny!

[scrawnyscream]

i love these creepy childrens shows.

[chemicalglee]

The story of Abraham is nowhere as creepy as having dogs on the menu!

[FatherHeathen]

Actually, yes. Yes, it is.

[tyronnebigumms]

organised religion is creepy in itself.."do unto others as you would like them to do unto you"..the golden rule..that is it..live by that..

[h1j5z]

I agree..why can't they focus on the real fundamentals like love your neighbour..instead of lambs..do kids actually understand the meaning of lambs...beyond the obvious that they are cute little animals...i don't know maybe they do..

[dynamitespoony]

Those are some pretty scary lessons those kids are learning..."If God tells you to kill someone, you better go ahead and do it" Creepy.

[mrroftheg]

The story of Abraham's intended sacrifice of Isaac is a hard one for adults to wrap their minds around; I think I'd wait a while before slapping this thing on a four-year old. If Kierkegaard saw fit to write a book meditating on the weight and risked madness of such a story, I would hold off letting Little Jimmy take a crack at it...

[mrroftheg]

I understand the great importance of this story, but isn't there something to be said for "weaning"? I mean, you shouldn't be taking kids to "The Passion of the Christ" and you shouldn't try and teach the story of Abraham with hellishly-scary puppets. Save that for when they're older. .

[Puppetdude]

I agree that a lot of the Christian shows are pretty lame, but there are some good ones.

[Sammyt3hSnake]

I'm Christian, and I find it so strange that all of these shows use extremely creepy, cheap, poorly-made puppets and acting. Most of these shows become a laughing stock for anyone over the age of 5!

[taralst1]

i think the woman is scarier than the puppets

[Sammyt3hSnake]

She will eat your soul. O__O