Stalin vs. Martians Trailer

[MegaGreatBritain]

I really shouldn't be watching this a week before my a level exam on Stalin's Russia, I can't take him seriously anymore :L

[fortheepicwinful]

Stalin's starting a Dance Dance Worker's Revolution.

[TheZombieSasquatch]

IF STALIN WAS ALIVE AND HE SAW THIS ???

[Hopkins132]

@TheZombieSasquatch i was thinking the same thing...he'd probably be like: DAMN CAPITALISTS MAKE ME LOOK STOOPID ;D

[maulowner9]

Fuck Totalbiscuit,I came here for the goddamned Dancing Stalin!

[garou119]

@maulowner9

Me too! I just felt like watching a dictator booggieing it out!

[historyfathead]

Bezt monies well uze ever:)

[SteinUndStahl666]

The man of steel sure did dance like a fag.

[Euritos1]

No word can describe this trailer

[UkeaOP]

this is not only incredibad but is fairly offensive. I'm still waiting for Pol Pot vs. Zombies.

[airgilbert]

what happened to the GOTY edition?

[Tashyp]

Dunno who the fuck totalbiscuit is and couldnt give a shit.

[a1337turtle]

I love how the FPS drops during the trailer. I remembered this when it came out, wasn't this on the steam catalog?

[YogieMcStogie]

baby dance

[insurgentdude]

this is the best trailer ever

[eitienu6]

Hitler「・・・・」

[CapMcSkittlez]

im scared O.o

[CeticWales]

Has someone spiked the water supply where I live?!? What the heck?!?

[PrivjetGaming]

In america the leaders of the land sit down and rule, in soviet russia THEY DANCE!!!

[charliebruce123]

What did I just watch?



[kimnara15]

I hate usa who created it fuck USA okayy and live URSS

[linuslillen01]

@kimnara15 i heard russians made this.

[fotakatos]

@kimnara15

This IS a Russian game.

[foof811]

@kimnara15 Made by Russians for Russians. Shall We Dance?

[floof5467]

I can't tell if this is a game about Stalin fighting martians or Stalin dancing

[henry700]

Looks like blitzkrieg 2 Lol

[Animalsscareme]

The claw

[lolololololololtoast]

DANCING STALIN IS CREDIT TO MOTHER RUSSIA

[lembas1995]

I wish a can dance like that :(

[warlord970]

In soviet russia Stalin dances like a champ

[albertjester]

stop it. stop it. enough dancing. stop dancing. stop it.

[nomorechoco]

Probably a stupid question, but whats the name of the song?

[greatdslayarr]

is this a joke????

[Doinyourmumsmumsmum]

Worst fucking game ever... But the funniest fucking trailer i have ever seen XD "I command you to dance!" -proceeds to flail arms in a fiery seizure- XD

[MegaDoogles]

I can see why this game did so bad. Looks like a really generic RTS.

[kindaubiquitous]

@MegaDoogles a generic RTS would be better than this complete dreck

[callanrockslol]

did they make stalins dance in garrysmod or something?

[txcforever]

I actually bought this game when it was released. A stupid thing to do I know, but I just had to see it with my own eyes. :P

[PhazonOmega]

What does the trailer have to do with the game?

[PolskiLiberalizm]

Stalin killed 100000000 people. Fucking shit worse then hitler

[mmm9301]

@PolskiLiberalizm That's a lie

[PolskiLiberalizm]

@mmm9301 No. Stalin is a true mass killer. He killed 5 milions of polish people. 10mln ukrainians, 35mln russians and much more...

[mmm9301]

@PolskiLiberalizm That's what they say. But if it was true, there would be no Soviet citizen left.

[WumboWarrior]

It's impossible to sing and have fun when you're being ruled by Stalin D:

[ChristianBernardoxp]

lol

[Pocco20]

??????????????

[Mike20Kproductions]

I only watched this video because Totalbiscuit told me it was aweful.

[SilverXRift]

@Mike20Kproductions Same.

[dethinabottle]

@Mike20Kproductions same

[emoemo247]

@Mike20Kproductions same

[fezzverbal]

@Mike20Kproductions Same :D

[s0mthingsmells]

@fezzverbal why did you reply every 2 hours 3 times/?

[fezzverbal]

@s0mthingsmells I didn't? Try using your eyes to read, it's helpful I find.

[s0mthingsmells]

@fezzverbal dont act like you didnt

[brendujames]

@Mike20Kproductions same

[InvidiaVeins]

Totalbiscuit brought me here



[adriss98]

@InvidiaVeins Bitch, please (El Pixel Ilustre brought me here)

[RoverFover]

Man, with a name like Stalin vs. Martians, I soooooo wanted this game to be good.

[ostkaaka]

awesomesauce.jpg

[mahimahiboxer]

anyone know the name of this song?

[xxxtessxxxmacxxx]

O.o

[XrayLancer14]

hey.... how about a expansion of this game....

KIM JONG ILL vs MARTIANS: the next generation!

that would be fun right??

[twentius777]

This game sucks.

[JesusEffingChrist69]

@twentius777 No. YOU SUCK.

[twentius777]

@JesusEffingChrist69 You mad bro?

[XrayLancer14]

@twentius777 yup! he's mad!

[TheEloeo]

Some of the tags for this video: trash,kitsch.

[foof811]

Damn, Stalin's got some moves!

[HanmaSan]

This is so much win, it's not funny.

[antza2]

This video just raped my brains....

[ArcticSquirrel44]

Why????

[Rototornik]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA MUSIC DANCES WITH YOU!!?!

[schtolteheim]

Stalin was a little man, this was stupid in every way; it is actually dancing-baby-retarded.

[rahulpower]

@schtolteheim lol u troll, that has nothing to do with anything here!

[Emmibolt]

O.o

[HolyCrispyCrap2]

This game looks fucking awful. Stupid "LOL MONKEY CHEESE" bullshit.

[Inthedark264]

What the hell have they done to what looks like Blitzkrieg 2?!

[dumbtrooper]

hitler killed himself thats why he dance lol

[Kacen]

This game is better than Red Alert 2

[GoodOldN1ghty]

FUCKING AWESOME, FUCKING FUCKING AWESOME ! ABSOLUTLY GONNA BUY THIS!

[warhammer329]

Was Stalin gay?

[rpdigital17]

@warhammer329 No. Why?

[icewirlwind]

ах ха ха )))) ыыыыыыыыыыыыы)))

[comicguy00]

Why is "trash" in the tags... xD

[wowpat449]

I just can't stop watching Stalin dance. 1:04-1:12 just kills me.

[n2existance]

The only good thing about this game is dancing stalin. Lmao

[Hack3rzPl]

dance ! dance ! dance !

[Xxdop3xx50calxX]

uuummmm???

[Kajzer857]

My brain...

[gamexpk4r01]

OMG if not dancing Stalin than i wouldnt like this vieo ;)

[RemixXFX]

In Mother Russia, Stalin fight aliens... lol

[WatchAveryTime]

Rhythm is a dancer

[MikeIvensky]

That game sucks big hairy cock. The only good aspect of the game according to Gamespot is the dancing Stalin.

In fact, I think the whole budget went into making that animation! XD

[lluisbardet]

What the fuck... Is this a "game"?

[LuigiGodzillaGirl]

If you want to do drugs when thinking up game concepts, fine, but wait till you're sober before you actually MAKE the game

[gianlucanders]

'I'm coming to your house' PEDOPHILE ALERT!!!! rofl!

[TheFeedback]

I never knew Stalin was an erotic dancer...

[gotmilk311]

what the fuck is this game

[DaDude458]

LOL

[samn100]

If Stalin saw this?

[legice]

@samn100 he would be all like this1:08 xDDD

[policestory]

@samn100 He'd probably get a kick of it.

[Eagleman201]

this won the worst game of the year but trailer makes it look like it is the best and i want to buy it lol

[ZlorfikF17]

Stalin....dancing......MY EYES!!!

[CosteTR]

what they said:

— Stalin vs. Martians is a natural choice for anyone bored of hundreds and hundreds identical "World War II real-time strategy games". It's a perfect choice for anyone who just hates the strategy genre. And surely it's the weirdest and most brainscrewing PC title of the year.

[mantaray9992000]

SHIT GAME!

epic trailer.

company should just cut the crap, and ask for money so they can make trailers.

because the trailer is WIN

[HipoCompany]

This game is just an incredible epic fail!!! It's a waste of time.

[TheDeejay01]

Company would make far more money if they didn't make games, but instead accepted commissions to make game trailers instead. This is about as gold as it gets.

[ConfusedProud]

Goering vs Jesus

[Drayneee]

this was said to be the worst game of 2009 you can read it in wikipedia if ya want

[denis480]

Mussolini Raving Rabbids

[DarkVisor]

LOL this is just epic..

[kolimeb]

Now i see how people waste their time

[alkex1]

there is no limit c´mon|||

[guy7539]

Tojo Vs Werewolves

[LordgeneralVexen]

Hitler vs. Vampires?

[removetube]

Aren't Martains from the RED Planet! lol

[MrUnclepeanuts]

XD ROFLMAO

[andres270686]

ROFL

[dorianpitu86]

The game's not bad. Why would you say that? You cant make a game like that so ...

The game's not bad, it's just really funny. A kind of humor that some people don't seem to comprehend.

[sethsez]

"You can't make a game like that" is always such a terrible defense. No, I can't make a better game, but I sure as hell can buy plenty of better games.

And plenty of games manage to be funny and play well. This does not.

[taj7575]

Wow..Stalin vs. Martians..How much more far-fetched can you get?

[RiClive]

Stalin is doing a dance that the Morrowind women in Desele's House of Earthly Delights do at 1:00, right down to the completely not moving hands.

[ZlorfikF17]

@RiClive

Damn, you're right! Thought there was something familiar about his odd little dance.

[GfCommando]

*im comming to your house* oh shh i should lock the doors :D

[Nozokimeguri]

wat

[AlternateMe]

*speechless* :D

[Ibanezhb123]

Teddy Roosevelt vs. aardvarks

[blakegriplingph]

I find this game so bad that it's pretty amusing. Rainbow Stalin anyone?

[pooky911]

Magic

[stiffeg]

this game was sooo bad that I loved it for it's uniqueness

[spartan1102]

I can make an better trailer by using paper!

[TheFriendlyFriends]

This is terrible.. fuck the people for wasting talent on such a dumb ass game.

[katherine249]

"I'm coming to your house...soon"

[CloverNoodle]

Aw hell.

I was planning to do a comedy video for a class I'm taking at camp that was a trailer for a movie featuring George Washington and Joseph Stalin vs Martian Invaders.

Then I found out this exists and my originality is crushed. :/

[Tableuraz]

L'un des jeux les plus merdiques de l'histoire du jeu vidéo ;-)

[LithiumHammer]

I WANT THAT SONG!!!!!!

[papoj1]

available on the website :D

[Dustyosu]

This video makes me want to stab out my eyes so that I have something to plug my ears with!!! But for some reason, I must watch it again!!

[Switcher1972]

Alien butchers vs human butchers.

Sounds fair to me.

[Intranetusa]

What next, Hitler vs Moonites?

[SirBroadsword]

Intranetusa:

Patton vs Greys? Churchill vs Predator?

[Intranetusa]

Predator would rape Churchill's pudgy rear...

Patton vs Greys is more of an even fight...

:D

[spartusabductus]

i like cartoonish funny games so what its bad, graphics are nice and its only 7.99 on steam!

[cary123]

and 0$ on the internet.

[crazytuna4]

god that song is catchy XD

[Straubinger182]

Dance Stalin! x'D

[MrZlob]

LOL xD

[papoj1PVR]

i'd love to have a .gif of the dancing Stalin lol

[EspiralTiempo]

@papoj1PVR

I have one stored somewhere xD

[papoj1PVR]

the game has an option of "Do you like cats? Yes/No" lol

[russia8054]

You do know this whole about dancing Stalin and him vs Martians was written by KGB so your complaining wont do anything

[HaloStrike]

@MasterUtanTheReal

Hey retard you forgot to mention that Stalin did not fight martians and raved to techno. Besides its just a satire video chill out.

[shinto91]

O_o?

[guypersonresidents]

Ignorance is bliss. That must be why you are happy. You are saying the person who made this is stupid, but they actually spelled all the words right in each sentance. It is supposed to be stupid. If they were not gonna use Stalin they where probbably going to use Hitler or someone. And besides, there are actually games stupider than this. It looks cool and stupid at the same time so I just might buy it.

[hornsrule95]

Yeah, dude chill haha. Also, Stalin was a great politician....maybe....probabl­y not...also he was a cruel horrible leader. Killing countless numbers of HIS OWN PEOPLE, not to mention people of other countries. So, nice try, but Stalin was definitely a boss.

[russia8054]

Obviously your to much of a serious RTS gamer and don't like RTS games that are for relaxing and just having fun its a game thats opposite of serious RTS games like Red alert 3 which in my opinion EA completely Ruined the whole story line to it

[luggieToast]

the game is really crappy and dhte dancing stalin is only in the video^^

[russia8054]

Its just youtube in general the actual footage and game itself is actually really good

[TrollCapAmerica]

Stalin doesnt stand a chance.Green Martians have Super strength Martian vision flight shapeshifting density control invisibility and psychic powers beyond that of the psychics of Soviet Russia

[Xerohtlp]

did he died?

[VGJ8]

1:08 is the best...hahahaha

[arcticpew]

stalin dancing to techno music...

i think they should definite make a game based off this idea.

however, the actual footage looks god awful.

[gezurarbeit]

it looks god fun, your fighting uber pokemons with tanks...

[predking]

It's a trailer for a game that came out a while ago...

[arcticpew]

i was talking about a game based off stalin dancing to techno.

i know it's a trailer for a game.

[drahmar]

lol martians looks like plastic anteaters :)

[SmilingRoger]

Stalin rulezzz!!!!! Now I know what is Communist Party!!!! :)))))

[korndud]

hahaha i wish stalin could see this

[minodude01]

its never good when the gameplay in the official trailer is LAGGY!

[BulimicKoala]

Well does anyone seriously have any hopes for this game?

[animeultrafan]

I Have a better idea for a game:

Natasha Poly VS Gina Carano or better yet

Gemma Atkinson NV Hitomi Tanka

[Jopokka]

woah... i think that was the top of the mount suckage...

[masticina]

Wow ...wow! I didn't expect much from most games small studios make but damn. Well atleast they know their game was bad so they put it in clowns make up.

It is still bad..

[op465]

I'm scared hes gonna come to my house!!!!

[daxter333333]

me to

[dantex91]

jajajajajajajajjaja es terrrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NJMIgnatio]

That's not a STALIN, THATS A POKEMON!