I never watched Texas Ranger. Or his cartoon. Or had his action figure. He is not my idol. And I do see him as a "money hungry guy" promoting karate in a negative light. Not a classy guy. Good for jokes at least.
Steven Seagal....he did get casted once in a comedy wherein he was poked fun at...Steven Seagal really is a tough guy. He is admittedly a bit narcissistic and self-assured, his ego got him into many embarrassing situations. People who know him either hate him or love him. In any case, his movies are too violent for me, which is strange since his style--aikido--revolves around the idea of inflicting only as much damage as needed to avoid getting hurt.
Stop making those stupid Chuck norris jokes. If he really was that awesome he would come to my house right now and smash my head against the keybdgasdhasfh;lj
First mistake that guy made-- Chuck Norris did not give him permission to sit down. Second (and fatal) mistake-- he pushed his hand away. If Chuck Norris wants you to look at his kid's diapers, you look at his kid's diapers and don't ask questions. Third (and SUPER-fatal) mistake-- he said it's not cool to hang out with Chuck Norris. I would pray for that guy's soul but it's pointless..Chuck owns it now
Jimmy, I don't think you're supposed to kick people in the groins. It may look fun (as I see it, too) but, it's just not a good thing to do when fighting.
ahaha i love at 2:40 when chuck punches the guy in the face and the audience goes "ooo" and then he tornado kicks him and the audience laughs and starts clapping! chuck norris is a beast
@dbr712 chuck norris, pat morita, bruce lee, jackie chan, segal and van damme are the shit. notice how chuck drinks soda, or coffee his dad was an alcoholic, hes so mentally and physically disciplined along with a philanthropist.
@omhat i agree minus segal and van damme... they are posers.. chuck is in a class of his own, then bruce lee and jackie chan... segal and van damme try to be bad asses but fail epically.
@WarEagle140 i watch walker texas ranger in Ecuador, i use to watch his cartoon, i had his action figure where he was in an orange jacket, hes a class act. Van Damme is too premadonna, but has a muy thai background, his flaw is his ego. Chuck is a classy guy, he turned down the Karate Kid, because he did not want to play a bad guy promoting karate in a negative light, hes not money hungry. Jackie is awesome because he does his own stunts and endured real injuries.
@WarEagle140 Segal was definitely not a legit tough guy LOL Gene Lebell a pro wrestler and stuntman got tired of his bragging on a Movie set, slapped him, spun him around and put him to sleep with a sleeper hold. When Steve woke up he said "dont every try that shit bla bla", but before Steve got 2 words out Gene put him to sleep again and dragged steve to a closet and Steve pissed and shitted on himself. Joe Rogan even talked about it here= /watch?v=LuqpR7BK3M0
@bigrigbob2010 I hate Segal. He isn't tough just cuz he squints and tries talking like Clint Eastwood. Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan don't have to brag about their abilities because everyone knows they are the best. Segal is such a pussy that he needs to brag to let people know even tho he isnt even close to their level. I am a huge Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan fan, especially Norris. I read his book like 8 times lol
@WarEagle140 Chuck Norris said 8 times is not nearly enough, and to get reading or he'll give you an indian burn so hard your arm will look like spiral macarroni
@WarEagle140 haha, i agree Chuck Norris has a sense of humor when the topic of his "tough guy persona" comes up but Steven Segal is so caught up trying to build up a reputation as a tough guy that hes never gonna be able to poke a little fun at himself, unlike Chuck and Jackie.
2:45 was the best
DarrellTron 15 hours ago
this fight scene was got retarded as hell when jimmy intervened.
aadeebindy 4 days ago
chuck norris can live 25 hours a day
wtfwasabi 6 days ago
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Son: Why does everyone make jokes about Chunk Norris, but not Bruce Lee?
Dad: HaHa son, Bruce Lee is no joke.
number1kurosakichigo 6 days ago
The guys that DISLIKED this video, are the guys that got BEAT UP
prinskarim 1 week ago
2:49 that roundhouse kick from Chuck was awesome!
mrrossh1 1 week ago
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four.......... in three go's!!!
chris62898 1 week ago
Chuck Norris rocks.
paulying10261985 1 week ago
Oh my gosh Chuck Norris smiled!
TFKfan77 1 week ago
i did'nt know that chuck norris was funny to!!! :D
emanuelfilm 2 weeks ago
Chuck Norris.
Maruragakari 2 weeks ago
haahahha chuck norris is a small guy but he destroys everything once hes mad lol
shredmaster100 2 weeks ago
chuck norris once was in a bar fight and the bar lost
busen2 2 weeks ago 6
Roundhouse kick forever :D
Time4GameTV 2 weeks ago
is that Stone Cold at @1:40 ???
MrMCJungle 3 weeks ago
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- When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
- Ron Paul’s tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.
- Ron Paul doesn’t go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
- Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
- When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly cures socialism.
- Ron Paul doesn’t act like a patriot, a patriot acts like Ron Paul.
SilverNowPeople 3 weeks ago
lol 2:32
nirvanafans1 3 weeks ago
0:21 the iPhone was born
bangermccrusher 1 month ago 5
After chuck Norris kissed the phone it became a nokia
georgeownz216 1 month ago
Looks like a scene out of Walker, Texas Ranger except Jimmy replaces Trivette lol
gatorsfan602 1 month ago
LOL JIMMY SCREWED HIMSELF
hansvonslither 1 month ago
where's the people ??
.-.
MrAnonymux 1 month ago
ممممممممممم
systemcar2000 1 month ago
Soon after those guys had to be attended in the hospital.
XGman5X 1 month ago
I swear the big guy hosts a show on Speed TV called passtime LOL
caputo1000 1 month ago
@caputo1000
That is because it is him. His name is Brett Wagner, aka "Big Schwag" from Monster Garage.
SS454LS6 1 month ago
fake
chuck norris dont need to touch the person to kill her
JhonMacabroGamer 1 month ago
i heard Chuck Norris is able to kill you withoud killing you
harigeharing 1 month ago
I never watched Texas Ranger. Or his cartoon. Or had his action figure. He is not my idol. And I do see him as a "money hungry guy" promoting karate in a negative light. Not a classy guy. Good for jokes at least.
3bepko 1 month ago
every bar in the world is like this. but not every bar has CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
jegsimmonsproduction 1 month ago
In Chuck Norris's movies no bloopers. Chuck for real can do this things
marchrabbit85 1 month ago
Chuck Norris can fully digest corn.....
beep43 1 month ago
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
loveyogirl25 1 month ago
Terminator kills humans, Chuck Norris kills Terminators
DalleDayul 1 month ago 16
@DalleDayul Bruce Lee kills both.
AlphaGinga 2 weeks ago
@AlphaGinga bruce lee broke his leg by a stick.
lewissmallwoods 20 hours ago
@lewissmallwoods You are not credible :)
AlphaGinga 11 hours ago
2:12 roundhousefist :D!
Darthmaul13579 1 month ago
@Darthmaul13579 More like full force bitch slap.
JAMON523 1 month ago 2
Oh yeah...3 people must have been among the guys who got their asses kicked in the bar.
Fantezism 1 month ago 2
Steven Seagal....he did get casted once in a comedy wherein he was poked fun at...Steven Seagal really is a tough guy. He is admittedly a bit narcissistic and self-assured, his ego got him into many embarrassing situations. People who know him either hate him or love him. In any case, his movies are too violent for me, which is strange since his style--aikido--revolves around the idea of inflicting only as much damage as needed to avoid getting hurt.
Fantezism 1 month ago
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If you're constipated call Chuck Norris: he'll beat the shit out of you.
Fantezism 1 month ago
Chuck Norris is so fast he can make someone else kick for me
rj34567891 1 month ago
its real
Pakzout 1 month ago
Fake and Gay. Where was his third fist?
Gtargui 2 months ago
Stop making those stupid Chuck norris jokes. If he really was that awesome he would come to my house right now and smash my head against the keybdgasdhasfh;lj
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MyDefCount 2 months ago 2
@MyDefCount haha thats the first original one i've hear in a while
MartialArts247 1 month ago
@MrCheesehead555 You serious? Its a tv show/movie . Noob
JohninaboxPS3 2 months ago
See being near Chuck gives you increased strength.
Judgementxxx 2 months ago
FAKE
they're not bleeding
MrCheesehead555 2 months ago
3:14 hahah
StoneProductionsUK 2 months ago
@;36- Kick to the nuts, Works everytime
iwouldbonekerihilson 2 months ago
@iwouldbonekerihilson It'd be nice if that were true, wouldn't it?
MrMZaccone 2 months ago
First mistake that guy made-- Chuck Norris did not give him permission to sit down. Second (and fatal) mistake-- he pushed his hand away. If Chuck Norris wants you to look at his kid's diapers, you look at his kid's diapers and don't ask questions. Third (and SUPER-fatal) mistake-- he said it's not cool to hang out with Chuck Norris. I would pray for that guy's soul but it's pointless..Chuck owns it now
ObiWanGinobiliTopFan 2 months ago
Chuck Norris thinks he's king dick with all his fancy moves. I'd kick his ass any day.
brb, theres someone at the door.
Mark2790 2 months ago 2
Now Charles Bronson, He was a legit tough guy. So is Gene Labell (Man who taught Judo to Bruce Lee)
iwouldbonekerihilson 2 months ago
@iwouldbonekerihilson Careful, I hear Gene doesn't like people spelling his name wrong.
MrMZaccone 2 months ago
this is how chuck warms up for a fight
ItsNuckChorris 2 months ago 2
@ItsNuckChorris U serious? That's how Chuck fools arround, this wasn't no fight for him :3
MultiSheepsheep 2 months ago
YAHHHH get em chuck!!
leatherneckal22 2 months ago
If Chuck Norris says be nice.....be Mother Theresa.
AAC1990 2 months ago 13
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MaghonBarkley 2 months ago
One disliker is going to die.
scwolfbite 2 months ago 3
wow now this is awesome.. I'm a huge fan and the 1 retard that dislikes this is probably the guy that got hit with the chair. LMAO
bowlinwes300 2 months ago
Ahahahaha! TOO COOL!
bm2309 2 months ago
I used to fight back to back with chuck norris, but then i took an arrow in the knee
hittabollen 2 months ago
chuck norris was sleep walking this entire scene
Triniballa2000 2 months ago 3
2:49 I was waiting for THAT
strepie93 2 months ago
@strepie93 that was actually a good kick for an actor like chuck nurris.. wait, someone's at my door..!!
museman007 2 months ago
0:41 first of all I don't think he wants that... Its good to see chuck Norris in a good mood.
StrangeFilm 2 months ago
they just destroyed that entire bar
KingNick96 2 months ago
2:38 lol who is this? Beardyman?
heyitsfp 2 months ago
chuk norris mis huevos ... tony jaa el mejor :D
OnlyDraX 2 months ago
2:32 hahahahaha
TheNicos37 2 months ago
press 5 and you'll here '' force your nuts''
TheNicos37 2 months ago
The roundhouse kick was so hard it he re-awoke as a zombie
membland 3 months ago
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Chuck Norris best act yet. Acting like a mere mortal, needing help to fight. "Claps"
Best Act Ever!
TheGamelessOne 3 months ago
level 1 fighters vs a level over 9000 chuck norris who will win :D
Va1ni9ll9a4 3 months ago 2
2:47 the roundhouse kick we all came here for
InfamousTech727 3 months ago 2
sad!!
muffleman8747 3 months ago
Just standing near Chuck Norris gives you the ability to fight people!
vamtheanomaly 4 months ago 86
Jimmy, I don't think you're supposed to kick people in the groins. It may look fun (as I see it, too) but, it's just not a good thing to do when fighting.
68corvette08 4 months ago
watch the video again they messed it up. His hand switches after he grabs his finger. I mean DANG chuck is fast
dconrad24 4 months ago
Chuck Norris would never hang out with a wanker like this in real life.
TheCottonTop 4 months ago
If you hit Chuck Norris with a chair, you'll be the one ended up in a comma
LouieV6 4 months ago 5
LOL @ the guy who punched Chuck Norris' hands and hurt himself
FaytPalazzo 5 months ago
I found this hilarious
dogking221 5 months ago
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MaghonBarkley 6 months ago
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MaghonBarkley 6 months ago
When you break up with Chuck Norris, HE leaves YOU standing.
SCR360 6 months ago
i miss this serie
bruceleefitness 6 months ago
niech ktoś to po Polsku zrobi;)
JasloBartek 7 months ago
ahaha i love at 2:40 when chuck punches the guy in the face and the audience goes "ooo" and then he tornado kicks him and the audience laughs and starts clapping! chuck norris is a beast
WarEagle140 7 months ago
i love chuck norris in everything but code of silence
terrysmithful 9 months ago 2
DON'T FUCK WITH CHUCK NORRIS!!!
dbr712 10 months ago
@dbr712 chuck norris, pat morita, bruce lee, jackie chan, segal and van damme are the shit. notice how chuck drinks soda, or coffee his dad was an alcoholic, hes so mentally and physically disciplined along with a philanthropist.
omhat 7 months ago
@omhat i agree minus segal and van damme... they are posers.. chuck is in a class of his own, then bruce lee and jackie chan... segal and van damme try to be bad asses but fail epically.
WarEagle140 7 months ago
@WarEagle140 i watch walker texas ranger in Ecuador, i use to watch his cartoon, i had his action figure where he was in an orange jacket, hes a class act. Van Damme is too premadonna, but has a muy thai background, his flaw is his ego. Chuck is a classy guy, he turned down the Karate Kid, because he did not want to play a bad guy promoting karate in a negative light, hes not money hungry. Jackie is awesome because he does his own stunts and endured real injuries.
omhat 7 months ago 20
@WarEagle140 Segal was definitely not a legit tough guy LOL Gene Lebell a pro wrestler and stuntman got tired of his bragging on a Movie set, slapped him, spun him around and put him to sleep with a sleeper hold. When Steve woke up he said "dont every try that shit bla bla", but before Steve got 2 words out Gene put him to sleep again and dragged steve to a closet and Steve pissed and shitted on himself. Joe Rogan even talked about it here= /watch?v=LuqpR7BK3M0
bigrigbob2010 3 months ago
@bigrigbob2010 I hate Segal. He isn't tough just cuz he squints and tries talking like Clint Eastwood. Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan don't have to brag about their abilities because everyone knows they are the best. Segal is such a pussy that he needs to brag to let people know even tho he isnt even close to their level. I am a huge Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan fan, especially Norris. I read his book like 8 times lol
WarEagle140 3 months ago
@WarEagle140 Chuck Norris said 8 times is not nearly enough, and to get reading or he'll give you an indian burn so hard your arm will look like spiral macarroni
ObiWanGinobiliTopFan 2 months ago
@WarEagle140 haha, i agree Chuck Norris has a sense of humor when the topic of his "tough guy persona" comes up but Steven Segal is so caught up trying to build up a reputation as a tough guy that hes never gonna be able to poke a little fun at himself, unlike Chuck and Jackie.
MartialArts247 1 month ago
i love chuck norris in everything
terrysmithful 11 months ago
Should I say this looked fake and gay...?
skydragon4ever 1 year ago
@skydragon4ever it's a show douche
WarEagle140 7 months ago
@skydragon4everShould i say Your Fake and Gay Yes You Are
TNAWWEFan94 4 months ago
@skydragon4ever If you wanna live, no
marchrabbit85 1 month ago
The guy was asking for it.. I mean he's chuck Norris!
EvanThomas96 1 year ago
@EvanThomas96 I wrote Chuck Norris's name with small letter! You gonna be roundhouse kicked!
marchrabbit85 1 month ago
LoooL. lindo... Também quero que sejas meu amigo xD
20mena 1 year ago
I loved this episode. One of my favorites. "Little bunny fufu hoppin' in a forest" lol
amarillo315 1 year ago 4
2:49 - great roundhouse kick.
MrCN86 1 year ago