Parochial nimrod / rhinocerous butt-rod - A prize-notification scam foolishly calls the LPC phone...asks the guy if he is off his medication...when the guy becomes nearly incoherent, the telemarketer sees his chance and says "quick, read the numbers off the credit card" thinking he has got an easy victim in this mentally challenged man. But he is being fucked with...by a professional. That one was a classic. I played it for my mom. Also, I can't find it anywhere...(Post that one if you got it?)
Damn, can't you help me out a bit more than that? Perhaps a name for that track? Use the link to the right under more info to see the track listings. Thanks.
I think the gallup survey is called y2k, possibly on album five or six, and the real exotic photographs is on the same album, i think. He calls up a strip club and says, "I have a collection of real exotic photographs of myself...Leather said I could bring 'em down...Leath-UH."
I love this call. I got this tape (on cassette) about 9-10 years ago. It was passed on from a friend who got it from a friend, and so on. It was amazing to FINALLY trace the tape back to someone who I can contact and finally tell him how he touched my biblio dewangus.
I just got the entire LPC collection not long ago and I'm gonna be goin through it for in the next few weeks, or even months. There's about 10 hours of stuff to go through, so please be patient. Keep posting your requests, and I will do my best to find it. Thanks.
i had this on tape 10 years ago and it got stolen out of my car and Ive been looking around for this audio clip and a whole lot of others just as funny if not more funny than this one!
"the Bank President"
How would you like a 12 gauge to your head?"
"I'm trying to teach my son ....i say..i say to him .......you know you 've got to learn the ways of.....Nanette Nananuchie!"
"Towlette Patatuchie"
one of the most under-rated comedians of all time and definetly BEST PRANK CALLS EVER!!!!
lol
DYKEPALS 1 week ago
what do you want madame? Jewels? Gold? Rolos?
veloceduetto 2 months ago
Look... I am Go-MEZ, that's who I am.
Angryjazz 4 months ago
but y is he breathing so hard..lol. i guess his breathing is 'extravagant'.
dumbsmartgirl 7 months ago
this one is great
0perat0r 1 year ago
If we're just throwing random quotes out there, I particularly like "Who am I gonna vote for, PAL?!"
whitelikejesus 1 year ago
Would you like jewels, madam?
SakeB0mb 1 year ago 5
Parochial nimrod / rhinocerous butt-rod - A prize-notification scam foolishly calls the LPC phone...asks the guy if he is off his medication...when the guy becomes nearly incoherent, the telemarketer sees his chance and says "quick, read the numbers off the credit card" thinking he has got an easy victim in this mentally challenged man. But he is being fucked with...by a professional. That one was a classic. I played it for my mom. Also, I can't find it anywhere...(Post that one if you got it?)
crass 2 years ago
What a coincidence. I, also, deal in elastical Gomez.
uh, uh, uh, uh... ah, ah, ah ah ah??
gh0stm0n 2 years ago
Two that I need to hear:
the one where he answers the gallup survey about the millenium. "I'll be in a hot air balloon at that time."
And the one where he has a collection of real exotic photographs.
viperdiamondback 2 years ago 3
Damn, can't you help me out a bit more than that? Perhaps a name for that track? Use the link to the right under more info to see the track listings. Thanks.
kevinm1278 2 years ago
I think the gallup survey is called y2k, possibly on album five or six, and the real exotic photographs is on the same album, i think. He calls up a strip club and says, "I have a collection of real exotic photographs of myself...Leather said I could bring 'em down...Leath-UH."
viperdiamondback 2 years ago
@kevinm1278 I think it goes like, "Trip, triple check check, double check triple check..."
unclefeezus 2 months ago
do you have leprechaun julius? the green one?
157157157157 2 years ago
Is that the one you want me to post next?
kevinm1278 2 years ago
I love this call. I got this tape (on cassette) about 9-10 years ago. It was passed on from a friend who got it from a friend, and so on. It was amazing to FINALLY trace the tape back to someone who I can contact and finally tell him how he touched my biblio dewangus.
killerskillet 2 years ago 4
It pleases me that I made such contact TANGIBLE.
kevinm1278 2 years ago
LOL... Biblio dewangus is fantastic. Where did you pull that from?
Thompsontbag 2 years ago
I was eating goulash and it just came to me.
killerskillet 2 years ago
Biblio Dewangus comes from Volume 3 on the track titled "Flutter Rate"
killerskillet 2 years ago
@killerskillet but do you have that tape on disc bro? You know,the nugent.
ampzilla747 1 year ago
rasin julius
fascistbullygirl13 2 years ago
Elastical Gomez....hysterical
rjw203 2 years ago
I just got the entire LPC collection not long ago and I'm gonna be goin through it for in the next few weeks, or even months. There's about 10 hours of stuff to go through, so please be patient. Keep posting your requests, and I will do my best to find it. Thanks.
kevinm1278 3 years ago
do you have "bring your friend Frank"
katespruce 3 years ago
Yep, I sure do! Your request has been noted.
kevinm1278 3 years ago
i had this on tape 10 years ago and it got stolen out of my car and Ive been looking around for this audio clip and a whole lot of others just as funny if not more funny than this one!
"the Bank President"
How would you like a 12 gauge to your head?"
"I'm trying to teach my son ....i say..i say to him .......you know you 've got to learn the ways of.....Nanette Nananuchie!"
"Towlette Patatuchie"
one of the most under-rated comedians of all time and definetly BEST PRANK CALLS EVER!!!!
totigerus 3 years ago 2
You will give me the number, deh telephone number. You will give it to me at once, sir. You will give it to me, sir.
RainMan34 3 years ago
I have that one. I'll try to get it up on here soon.
kevinm1278 3 years ago
My cleats got a definite problem with your lip!
elmachino 3 years ago 2
"I am a very wealthy man, a very powerful man... a very EXTRAVAGANT man."
"I don't care"
LPC is the shit please upload more of these.
jhiller21 3 years ago
Your wish has been granted. I just added 3 more.
kevinm1278 3 years ago