love this song, me ex dumped me on the day after Christmas (boxing day) we met in the summer then we became insanely close,we still talk but its not the same, and every time we do it makes me hurt some more but anyway ! i have so much love right now for this song ! <3
i caught my girlfriend (now ex) kissing another guy (i'm fourteen so that is cheating to me) christmas eve. I sang this to her in front of a bunch of people at the mall. I have no remorse
tumbs up to anyone who knows or knew right from the get go the title of this song was taken from national lampoons christmas vacation cause i'm pretty sure it was.
Finally a song to describe how I felt this winter break.... he broke up with me on New Years eve... great way to start off the new year I know -.- Here's to the lieing bastard! t(^.^)t
Damn it today was the last day of school for christmas. I was going to sing this to my ex but NO i had to stay home 'cause a bus ALMOST hit a 'Kings Arow' sine.
@JaysonnMarshEmoKid - you should add the 'bitch' part and tell the teacher that it isn't offensive, everyone just shares the christmas spirit differently. now, bitch, kiss my ass. ;p
@TheJCheng13 Dear Maria Count Me In. Poppin' Champagne. I Feel Like Dancin'. Lost In Stereo. Forget About It, Stella, Jasey Ray, Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass.
I got my heart ripped out at Christmas but it was my dad he left me when i was 7 on Christmas then a year later he visit and he has a new wife on Christmas morning
Awh, it's December, finally the time when it's perfectly acceptable to be listening to Christmas songs.... Not gonna lie I've been listening to this all year round though, I ain't even mad ;)
@SpazzieGracie This is what i think happened..They broke up just before christmas. Alex was mad. So he wrote a song. They have waited so long to make a video because Jack was insecure about it but they got back together but Alex cant take it back.
Y-you left the ending out! "Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. M-merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass. Happy Hannukah." How could you! D: But other than that good video. :D
Once the summer romance faded, so did her interest in our relationship. I gave you my heart and you ripped it apart. Thanks for nothing. I'll enjoy this christmas season without having to spend any money on you.
Hey guys I know that most of you won't care to read this, but it's worth a shot anyway :) I'm 17 and my dream is to live life doing what I love to do; playing music, and i can't do that without fans or an audience so if you would take a couple minutes out of your time to listen to us we would greatly appreciate it :) thanks a lot to whoever reads this :)) also "like" us on facebook if you like the songs :)))
lmfao , this song
MisterMan795 1 day ago
love this song, me ex dumped me on the day after Christmas (boxing day) we met in the summer then we became insanely close,we still talk but its not the same, and every time we do it makes me hurt some more but anyway ! i have so much love right now for this song ! <3
welovejalex 1 day ago
i put this on my ex girlfriends facebook im a jerk :P
olemissguy300 3 days ago
I'm tempted on making a cover of this and sending it to the guy who stood me up for visiting me during the holiday season.
Posting it to his Facebook wall would be a sure fire way of getting the point across, huh?
x3
encendelie 4 days ago
Only All Time Low Can Make a EPIC Holiday Break-Up Song
ksum81 1 week ago 3
i caught my girlfriend (now ex) kissing another guy (i'm fourteen so that is cheating to me) christmas eve. I sang this to her in front of a bunch of people at the mall. I have no remorse
0w1c1ty 1 week ago 4
I love this *she says shaking her head laughing so hard its silent whilst keeling over*
BringingYouSwagg 3 weeks ago 2
tumbs up to anyone who knows or knew right from the get go the title of this song was taken from national lampoons christmas vacation cause i'm pretty sure it was.
metaljay18 3 weeks ago
this song never fails to make me smile. i love when he sings no fuck you girl i'm going out
justbeyou16 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos 5
Finally a song to describe how I felt this winter break.... he broke up with me on New Years eve... great way to start off the new year I know -.- Here's to the lieing bastard! t(^.^)t
samsrkewl 1 month ago
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samsrkewl 1 month ago
My boyfriend is rather annoying me at the moment. Only thing that's made me smile? THISSONG<3
xOddGirlOutx 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
He asked me to be his girlfriend on Christmas Eve. And broke up with me 12 days later. Fuck you is really all I have to say!! Love this song!!!
StarOfDiana 1 month ago 4
no,fuck you girl I'm going out <3
EmoLily4505 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
now this is a really good break-up song i just need one for valentines day :P
ksum81 1 month ago
lol my teacher wod kill me hahahahaha
wwesuperfan16 1 month ago
epic song epic banned soo epic lol
wwesuperfan16 1 month ago
8 dislikes? . :DD KISS MY ASS
XxGabrielle16xX 1 month ago
this is for the guy who broke my heart at our Monthsary and at Christmas . t(-__-)t Fack Yea .
XxGabrielle16xX 1 month ago 4
Epic. nothing more.
dashina17 2 months ago
this is going on my ex-girlfriends fb xD
IjustTOOKaSHIT95 2 months ago 26
@IjustTOOKaSHIT95 whooo !!
lilmisspopstarchloe 2 months ago
Okay next talent show i have to sing this <3 LOVE THE SONG!!!!!!
SassyWolfChick 2 months ago
One of my favourites. It's very very catchy, The tune, I mean, And the lyrics too,
DevilzMi22 2 months ago
love this song, it really relates to my life SOOOO MUCH!!
-me, the person who was completely dissed by their own family on christmas.
vidcam123 2 months ago 2
all time low, you made my christmas better, that bitch of my ex deserves this song, thank you so much.
EhKOfilms 2 months ago 3
happy christmas everyone :) !!!! <3
megamerryn 2 months ago
Merry Christmas, everybody!
melisaaaaaaa 2 months ago
Dear ATL,
I fucking love you.
Love,
The chick who just got dumped on Christmas Eve.
AlwaysAStarkid 2 months ago 9
@AlwaysAStarkid That guy is a fucking asshole! I hope you still have a merry christmas though :)
melisaaaaaaa 2 months ago
@AlwaysAStarkid
Dear Starkid,
I will marry you even though you're a girl.
Love,
Another Starkid/Hustler
GlitterIsLikeHerpes 2 months ago 2
It's Christmas, so I broke the replay button :D
kayziera 2 months ago 4
Merry christmaas!!!!
69polman 2 months ago 3
I like this shit ..
7 people, didn't kiss they're ass . :lol:
chiqckasxz 2 months ago
it's a good song:D
CassyAndMichelle 2 months ago
This is perfection <3 <3 <3
coolstorybro769 2 months ago
perfect anti christmas song! ♥
NoBetterNamesLeft 2 months ago
Damn it today was the last day of school for christmas. I was going to sing this to my ex but NO i had to stay home 'cause a bus ALMOST hit a 'Kings Arow' sine.
thebvbcookiemonster 2 months ago
This song is amazing. Alex is so hot. :P
Lilwafflemonstahh15 2 months ago
@JaysonnMarshEmoKid - you should add the 'bitch' part and tell the teacher that it isn't offensive, everyone just shares the christmas spirit differently. now, bitch, kiss my ass. ;p
bitchshutitokay 2 months ago
I just finished showing this song to my grandma xD <3 She said it's naughty. Lmao. XD
rilexdawsonkarth 2 months ago
so glad i'm getting there album and an all time low t-shirt for christmas :D
kaytt100 2 months ago
@kaytt100 same!c:
SummerHaazee 2 months ago
I just finished doing a piano cover for this song! :D Please watch it on my channel! I hope it sounds alright! :)
apul231 2 months ago
I was just watching Christmas Vacation, then when the line Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass...line came in, I thought of this song XD
xXHaleyXx190 2 months ago
hahah this song is hilarious .
10x3ily 2 months ago
No top comments? My time to shineXD
candyfloss228 2 months ago 3
1*
4milis1 2 months ago
awesome sooooonnggggggg :DDDDDD
kimyancajas07 2 months ago
Merry Christmas everybody! Haha! :D
jeiiarr 2 months ago
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING CHRISTMAS SONG EVER! I'M SENDING THIS TO MY EX BOYFRIEND! xD
MissAmazingMae28 2 months ago 3
@7xxSASUKExx7 oh yeah like your gonna do it
Raksasa1316 2 months ago
such a breakup kick ass song!
missunique961 2 months ago
If you give me 100 thumbs up I will sing this on dec. 25 on stage wearing a santa costume! =D
7xxSASUKExx7 2 months ago 3
Pshyeahh. I totally just found the song i'm using for my alarm this christmas:D
igglepiggle9 2 months ago
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WeLightOurSkyline 2 months ago
thanks for posting the lyrics!
livinoffmusicandgaga 2 months ago
THEY NEED TO MAKE A REMIX THAT SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KISS MY ASS!
mariosgood 2 months ago 6
Dear TalaLeisu2,
*posts link to this song*
luv- TalaLeisu2
1cjl2 2 months ago
Merry Christmas everyone I deticate this song to you :)
gooddaysirhayleyxoxo 2 months ago
So i wrote you a song,
I hope that you sing along,
And it goes
Merry Chrismas!
KISS MY ASS! <3
BrokenWing2114 2 months ago 6
Was I lucky to have my chance with you?
Mmmh let me think...
...NO, MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCH, NOW KISS MY ASS.
CharlotteHopeless 2 months ago 6
Dear Maria,
Merry Christmas, kiss my ass.
All Time Low
that's the best i could think of.......
TheJCheng13 2 months ago
@TheJCheng13 Dear Maria Count Me In. Poppin' Champagne. I Feel Like Dancin'. Lost In Stereo. Forget About It, Stella, Jasey Ray, Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass.
>:)
CarrotLightning 2 months ago
my friends are gonna sing this at our christmas party hahahahaha :D
multidarksaber 2 months ago
is it right for this song to get you in the christmas music?
kaytt100 2 months ago
eargasm
61LdartZ 2 months ago
Although i dont really like All Time Low, this christmas song is brilliant
twidiip 2 months ago
RINGTONE!
HeyItsKenie13 2 months ago
Spongebob advent calendar, bitches \m/ (I'm so fukken hardcore.)
0sexiest0nerd0 2 months ago
I'l kiss your ass anyday Alex <3
DeathByTeddyBears 2 months ago
My English Homework - Print Out Lyrics Of Your Favorite Christmas Song, Guess What Lyrics I'm Taking In xD
JaysonMarshEmoKid 2 months ago 180
@JaysonMarshEmoKid That's the fucking best thing ever xD
superFLgurl 2 months ago
@JaysonMarshEmoKid a Fall Out Boy song by the way you're typing
dhsaiufnekjdsng 2 months ago 3
@JaysonMarshEmoKid I like what you're thinking... >:D
kibis54 2 months ago
@JaysonMarshEmoKid EPIC
RamblingPanda 2 months ago
@JaysonMarshEmoKid Hahahha, What Will Your English Teacher Say? :P
But Hey, It's My Fav Xmas Song Too :D
Cookiemonster10140 1 month ago
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@JaysonMarshEmoKid Hahahha, What Will Your English Teacher Say? But Hey, It's My Fav Xmas Song Too
Cookiemonster10140 1 month ago
@JaysonMarshEmoKid Hahahaha omg x) what did your teacher said?
titilol1 1 month ago
reninds me of my ex
kscoolness1 2 months ago
FUCK THAT MISTLETOE!!!
underworldungeon69 2 months ago 2
to my "amazing" friend (a very specific one), merry christmas... KISS MY ASS!!!
lol, im gonna put this song as my ringtone! :) thx
loving this song! :)
ErisAmara0411 2 months ago
BEST. \m/
beamae09 2 months ago
thumbs up if you saw the chuck norris advertisement
lol :)
vibeswarfare 2 months ago
Sister: merry christmas therese!
Me: merry christmas eva.... oh and KISS MY ASS
MsLovinchick 2 months ago
Dear person who i now hate very much, KISS MY FUCKING ASS :)
XxMusicFreakxX991 2 months ago 2
Damnn ; I LOVE THIS SONG!♥
xCookiemonsterrrx1 2 months ago
The music videos on AOL now. check their facebook and they have a link for it!!!
VCarter151 2 months ago
So nice :D for all bitches this holiday :D
SimpleXhie 2 months ago
I just got in a relationship.... but I effling LOVE this song <3
Aliwhoops 2 months ago 2
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BITCH
Cerejabe 2 months ago 3
I got my heart ripped out at Christmas but it was my dad he left me when i was 7 on Christmas then a year later he visit and he has a new wife on Christmas morning
yaoiloveranimegirl 2 months ago
Just released the video!:D
closethedoor11 2 months ago
I expected more of the video they did for this song
LOVESP13 2 months ago
Best Christmas song ever :D:D:D:D:d
suicidepenis 2 months ago
Dear All Time Low,
How did you know I needed this song this holiday?
Love, your single fans this christmas <3
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Replay Button: Here (gestures entire body) *cries*
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Replay Button: OVER 9,000!! times your honor...
judge: And what do you have to say Mr. Arow
Arrow: Dude, I told you already I only clicked on her maybe 10 times.
judge: Mr. Arow you're going to internet prison for an entire year.
Arrow: fuck, how am I suposed to do my job now?
Me: Where the fuck is my arrow
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I'll do a piano cover of this song if I can get 50 thumbs up! :D
apul231 2 months ago
Mentally Using My Electric Guitar.
emokim10 2 months ago
All time low is back!!!! their album sucked but this is fjgnapifgahfgaufghpafghafpog absolutely amazing
badnguy13 2 months ago
I'm signing all Christmas Card "Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass" this year!
animelover12297 2 months ago 5
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Have been listening this song the whole evening while decorating my christmas tree <3
There's just one thing that bothers me..
"I treated you so nicely. To jewellery and champagne"
You really think you can buy a girls love with jewellery and champagne? :'')
melisaaaaaaa 2 months ago
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Awh, it's December, finally the time when it's perfectly acceptable to be listening to Christmas songs.... Not gonna lie I've been listening to this all year round though, I ain't even mad ;)
XairguitarstarX 2 months ago
thumbs up if ur watching this in christmas
PianoPlayingGirl1029 2 months ago
I WANNA PLAY THIS ON XMASSS :d
TheSuperNinjaBitch 2 months ago
I love the "happy Hanukkah" at the end :)
nyygirl19 2 months ago 2
@nyygirl19 I don't think they said that o_O
NatGoRawr 2 months ago
@NatGoRawr It isn't them, but a voice says it.
nyygirl19 2 months ago
@nyygirl19 haah I know what you're talking about.
GlitterIsLikeHerpes 2 months ago
I'm Playing This At My Christmas Party. Js. <3
TimeToPanicTV 2 months ago
Don't worry!!;D Germans rulez
ATL♥
NeverForgetTheMusic 2 months ago
I'll do a piano cover of this song if this comment gets 50 thumbs up. XD
apul231 2 months ago 3
I feel like Alex wrote this for Jack....
AAwbrey26 2 months ago
@AAwbrey26 I think you might be right haha
SpazzieGracie 2 months ago in playlist Christmas
@SpazzieGracie This is what i think happened..They broke up just before christmas. Alex was mad. So he wrote a song. They have waited so long to make a video because Jack was insecure about it but they got back together but Alex cant take it back.
AAwbrey26 2 months ago 2
@AAwbrey26 Dude totally! I'm so happy there back together :D haha
SpazzieGracie 2 months ago
I intend to have this on repeat all day on Christmas
stephanielouisesmith 2 months ago 2
Y-you left the ending out! "Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. M-merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass. Happy Hannukah." How could you! D: But other than that good video. :D
xxGunsNRosesGirlxxx 2 months ago 2
@xxGunsNRosesGirlxxx that part was only added to the merry christmas kiss my ass on dirty work
this song was released awhile ago without that part:)
VFCbabey 2 months ago
Once the summer romance faded, so did her interest in our relationship. I gave you my heart and you ripped it apart. Thanks for nothing. I'll enjoy this christmas season without having to spend any money on you.
njskiinglegend 3 months ago
this is on my christmas playlist for my christmas party lol!! when my mom comes shes gonna kill me! she thinks i like country!! lololol
MakeMeAStar727 3 months ago
I'm glad it is finally socially acceptable to be listening to this christmas song instead of blasting it in the middle of July:)
heyman12222 3 months ago 2
Hey guys, check out my channel, I have great lyric videos on it (: thanks
PeacinAndCheesin 3 months ago
666 people like it, nice number :)
LOVESP13 3 months ago 7
Only All Time Low can make Christmas music good! :)
KKPGIRL 3 months ago 7
@KKPGIRL True story bro.
xxGunsNRosesGirlxxx 2 months ago
best new christmas song:)
Elle120765 3 months ago
WOOOO CANT WAIT FOR THE VIDEO GBFHDJSKXZXMJNHUSJKJMNVFHDUJSXCMNV BFHDJXMNCV BGFHDJXCNV BHDJXNV BGFHDJ
LetsGo2PlanB 3 months ago 2
wtf... i want time bomb....
omgitssai3 3 months ago
@omgitssai3 Then go to a Time Bomb video.....
punkred67 3 months ago
@punkred67 loser
omgitssai3 3 months ago
@omgitssai3 Uneducated twit.
punkred67 3 months ago
@punkred67 hahaha loser
omgitssai3 3 months ago
@omgitssai3 And my point has been proven.
punkred67 3 months ago
THERE WORKING ON A VIDEO FOR THIS SONG THIS CHRISTMAS!
MrPeeonyou 3 months ago 94
@MrPeeonyou its already out ;)
ACMNesta13italia 2 months ago
@MrPeeonyou they're done with the video btw
DarkHeartsOfTheBroke 2 months ago
love this song
atlluver100 3 months ago
this is the best Christmas song
ivan29145 3 months ago 58
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41 days, 1 hour, 31 minutes, 30 seconds until Christmas.
TIME GO FASTER, PLEASE?
maeganrawwr 3 months ago
41 days, 1 hour, 31 minutes, 30 seconds until Chritmas.
TIME GO FASTER, PLEASE?
maeganrawwr 3 months ago 6
i am going to yell this song at school
ShadowRider171 3 months ago
2 people won't have the chance to kiss Alex's ass.
YelyahMonster 3 months ago 6
cant wait to blast this on christmas.
parkerSNAKE 3 months ago 3
Ah, I love this song now.
eenayeah 3 months ago
hehe i know what i am singing this christmas ;)
TheLedzepplinrocker 3 months ago
I had to find a christmassy song for the christmas show this year, do you think they'll allow this?:D
RheaLouiseTV 3 months ago
@jknluver06 yep,it looks like it is-i just checked the track listing. thanks so much <3
2008atwt 3 months ago
I LOVE THIS. is this on any of their albums? : )
2008atwt 3 months ago
someone call ellie ford likes this song
LoganSanchez97 3 months ago 2
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@LoganSanchez97 and i think they like you too ;)
LittleBlonde202x 3 months ago
"I Hate That Mistletoe" That means, All Time Low hates Justin Bieber cuz' they hate his song Mistletoe. Rofl. :)
leafslash2 3 months ago 7
ALEX KISSED MY ASS :D
holychix03 4 months ago
62 days till christmas :)
EatMyApplez 4 months ago
Merry Christmas, bitch!
xXHaleyXx190 4 months ago 5
Screw Mistletoe and Bieber. All you need is All Time Low to live <3
whatever1434 4 months ago 6
I really wanna go Christmas Caroling singing this song ^_^.
8happybunny 4 months ago 6
LOL i love it!!
SophStah1991 4 months ago
you know, i would sing this in school, but i think id get suspended. or at least written up...
gcd0123456789 4 months ago 6
this gives me that "christmas feeeling" :S
awezummee 4 months ago 8
oke i am listing to this in oktober.... weird....
Destineloverforever 4 months ago 4
Oh man I cant wait til winter. Basketball and Christmas. <3333
Jayraiderston 4 months ago 4
man i wish it was christmas.
skitotheskier 4 months ago
LOL best christmas song ever I'll probably sing this one ALL the time ;)
xxxJustinBloverxxx 4 months ago
I'll be singing this on Christmas for that girl just to show her my concern
Ickyrus16 4 months ago 5
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Hey guys I know that most of you won't care to read this, but it's worth a shot anyway :) I'm 17 and my dream is to live life doing what I love to do; playing music, and i can't do that without fans or an audience so if you would take a couple minutes out of your time to listen to us we would greatly appreciate it :) thanks a lot to whoever reads this :)) also "like" us on facebook if you like the songs :)))
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zorkypoo 4 months ago
dedicated to my ex(; suck it a hole!
blessthefalllover1 4 months ago
"Merry Christmas! Kiss my ass!" Fuck that's adorable!!
kimmyb416 5 months ago 3
Best Best Best Best Christmas song ^-^ <3
AllTimeLowL0ver 5 months ago 3
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adermark21 5 months ago
One person didn't have a happy Hannukah!
Estherke6666 5 months ago 7