Jesus Is A Friend Of Mine: Chipmunked

[mcmasilla]

Why i can´t just stop to listen to that?? j-j-j-jesus!!!

[FlareHunter76]

ZAP!!



[8DX]

J-J-J-Jesus

[aurlis2012]

brain, exploding, brb

[hlmdwmbk]

jesus touched me in my behind? ewwww!

[slammusaran]

@hlmdwmbk "Jesus touched me deep inside." That's the real lyric... though it's not much better..

[rumpwrestler]

When I hear this song, no matter fast or slow, I just want to kick jesus in the teeth.

[TheHammerOfJustice1]

epic bass solo!

[Kill3rs4]

Techno powah.

[pachelbelpiano]

0:53 to 0:57 = hilARious!!! hahahahahah. I love this song.

[ziggymrt]

guy with the orange guitar is hilarious sped up haha....and no shif 95vg95 good job did you figure that out all by yourself!?!?!?

[radeon555]

love this :D:D:D: hahahaha

[Caleb9849]

Let me explain the origin of the universe to you guys.

There was this guy who wanted to create an apple pie from scratch. Carl Sagan told him that in order to do that, he had to first invent the universe. So he did. That's how we got here. So quit arguing.

[thomwd]

gheghe, I love you for saying that :p

[theriault98]

@Caleb9849 We got here from God

[4eLiCo]

shake those hips man

[strongbadian4747]

HOLY FUCK I LOVE JESUS

[Nakiki18]

this is a little annoying lol

[Jcashell89]

How did this video spawn a thread on creationism versus evolution? just enjoy the video...

[95vg95]

fail

this isn't chipmunked. This is just a speed up

[Luddinn]

There is evidence that supports the big bang theory, there is NO evidence that supports creationalism

[kyphe]

there are no holes in creationism as there is no scientific theory to have holes in, There are no holes in evolution, as it is not a single science but the sum of all branches of science who's conclusions are constantly updated as are knowledge base grows.

[backpackr]

I use to this with my parents records when I was kid..

[jimmyurine60]

one of my freinds when there dad went to there concert oh and i hear one the band members became a transvestite

[XchsSoundman]

dude this is not chipmunked it's only sped up

[Loonylulu]

dude, they were pathetic enough without manipulation!

[jimmyurine60]

this is what they play in hell

[highlighttwilight]

LMAO.

[ElTanitoRossetti]

Flaco, cortate los dedos.... Puto

Dude, cut off your fingers.... haha

[odder999]

Better at this speed.

[torontocolorado]

alright,watch the guy with the orange-ish guitar he looks like hes humping the guitar and the fatt backup dinger looks like paul blart

[glentendo24]

hilarious xD

[LacosteShirtman]

You know what? Theres too many assholes in here, if you wanna discuss evolution and stuff with me do it in private message, im neutral. but theres assholes who keep replying to me from nowhere and thumbing down my perfectly normal comments.

[dercorradog60]

yes this song is gay....like richard simmons gay

[jonshatter]

im a friend of jesus

[Maryiona]

There's no god, there's no jesus. simple.

[cr0cho]

your so gay.god exist.jesus exists.how was he planet made?how was the big bang made?how was space made?exactly..

[XIMaRlOnIX]

You know how the universe is expanding right? They say somewhere in time that everything was in one spot and to be separated that there was a

"bang". The rest we are still unsure but for now I hope that answered your question. :)

[RobinBraun93]

And, in fact, I can tell you exactly why it started to expand. It was HIS NOODLY TOUCH.

[cr0cho]

mm yeh how did it expand?how was there enough force for this "bang" when there was no life, no anything?hope that proved your dumbass wrong

[TheRationalRant]

erm, the planet was made through natural processes. And space? well space is... nothing, it wasn't made.

[EddyMorino]

How was god made?

[jonnyboi1000]

he is

[StewyG]

He's just somehow always just had this power. just have faith. there's no other explination. belive what I just told you or you will BURN. If you do belive, you get to go to heaven and meet Jeffery Dahmer and Jim Jones!

[GenjoSanzoHoshi]

does it care?

[magician4God]

he wasent he was eternally coexisting as the trinity

[jakdg]

God has no beginning and no end.

[Lazyguy22]

What did the Big Bang explode from?

[EddyMorino]

That's the point I was trying to make with my comment. Someone asked what the big bang came from and how the matter compressed before the bang was created. I was simply responding to them by asking them the logical response. The same hole that can be found in the big bang theory is present in the theory of creationism.

[Xoolio31]

It doesn't matter. Whatever happened before the big bang has no affect on the current universe. Still, it would be great to know. But we haven't got that information yet.

[NRMStudios]

You're not making sense. You say you don't know what happened but you're sure it doesnt matter, nor does it effect the current universe. Imagine a judge saying, "I don't know what happened the night of the murder, but it won't effect my judgement or what happens to the defendant." - That jus' ain' right.

[ReviewMyGame]

@Lazyguy22 the big bang exploded from an intense power sower, aka when an atom is split in half creates a massive burst of energy, low and behold the big bang

[jasonroberts8291]

your retarded....

[SP333doh]

HOLY FUCK I LOVE JESUS

[pareku]

man there's so much i want to write, but i can't fit it in one comment.

all i can say is:

if you believe in a god... you are retarded :).

jesus may be true, but ressurrect from the grave.... seriosly? it breaks the laws of nature. it has never happen then and it won't be happening ever.

SCIENCE IS A FRIEND OF MINE! :D

[akaKakashiFanatic]

I suppose that means half the world's population is retarded then. Many people believe in some god or another. I undertand your point of view but you don't have to be insulting.

[pareku]

actually yes. mostly a religious person rather ignore facts because it's against their belief. sometimes even peoples lives are risked. i read in the newspaper yesterday about a boy who DIED just because his parents thought it was against their belief to give blood transfusion.

ofc not every religious person is retarded, just that, if the world was without religion, it would be alot more healthier

[akaKakashiFanatic]

Okay well, whatever you believe is what you believe...I disagree with some of that - but let's agree to disagree. This is just a silly video, after all, not a theology chat room. If you still want to continue the discussion, then feel free to message me.

[LacosteShirtman]

Actually not, Religion has proven that it gives man hope and will to live and see the future, if you had nothing to believe in, everybody would go around confused, no nono see atheists are retarded, believing in evolution and other things, Really?

2 cells were in a sea, then all of a sudden its a fish, then goes up and start developing legs and then the next moment its a anti-virus then develops to a windows xp cd then becomes a human. Correct me if i forgot some stages.

Religion rules

[pareku]

lol, i don't want to waste my time taking this discussion. but you should read more about evolution to understand it fully. since i guess it's more logical that we just "popped" out of nowhere because god created us. this is why i think christians are retarded. and btw heard about "ida", the missing link which proves that mankind herits from the monkey.

[LacosteShirtman]

I know about evolution dumbass, I was mocking evolution. And you should read more about religion we didn't just pop out of nowhere it took 7 days, and Adam and Eve were the first humans. They recently just found a little missformed human and they think its the missing link, It's dumb as hell when scientist try to see what happened 2 million years ago and such, what if it was just a deformed guy, incest was common at that time. And btw im a muslim

[pareku]

as i said before im not going to take this discussion since it's just like talking to a brick wall when arguing with a religious puppet

[LacosteShirtman]

Actually many people consider me very neutral even tho im religious. And it is true, i can be neutral, i can believe in some thing that atheists believe in, if they sound smart enough :D

[dercorradog60]

ummm you sir are a VERY rude muslim, and VERy uninformed, Ida, IS the real deal!!!

All i ask is that ATLEAST watch the documentary,

if you already have, and still feel that way...than go read an anatomy book, and read it CAREFULLY, then you will see what they are talking about.

[LacosteShirtman]

Ida Is not the missing link, if its true that we evolved from apes, then there would be many other stages than Homo Sapiens, Homo Erectus, Homo Habilis or Homo rudolfensis And those stages don't even look like apes, they looks like african males and asian males.

[jumbaliahVITO2]

right, but you must be forgetting that more people have died in the name of god (or something similar to it) than in the name of anything else. religion itself isnt bad, but it gets to a point where it prevents people from thinking. and those are both facts that you cant deny. and in your evolution argument, you are vastly oversimplifying things. evolution is a proven fact, and it is ignorant to deny that. why cant you be religious and logical at the same time?

[LacosteShirtman]

You know, sorry I have no right to mock your religion, or theories or beliefs.

[lm108]

i agreed with everything you just said

[Khaliloneil]

SATAN!!

[Grafbanaan]

Well there is a lot of proof jesus excisted... Because there are still people named fucking jesus. The jesus written about i think was probably not the son of God he didn't revive himself. Just a random guy who believed in God and got killed for it and "believing people" made up a story because they where thankfull.

[FiltheeSepsis]

That's what I've always thought.

[beaniewells28fan]

hahahaha

there's plenty of proof that Jesus of the Bible lived, was crucified, and was resurrected. who cares that people today are still named Jesus?

plus, Jesus didn't "revive" Himself. He rose from the grave!

[zeldaxbox007]

0:55

jesus is a nazi

dude

[sockcucker23]

omg dude he did say jesus was a nazi !

[pennypyro42]

"and he'll zap you any way he can"...is that what that line is? oh my hehe

[skalcoholic23]

Hahahaha XD

[inika152]

0:52

christian on speed... rofl

[DeathsquadGraffiti]

L M F A O

[MansonVids]

xD loads better then the original

[ls6seb]

looser

[wattster8000]

it goes perfect....brilliant

[Fattaman]

It's HYPERACTIVE TERROR REMIX TIME!!!! ^___^

[siggn]

Chipmunking a song isn't all about setting the speed to 200%, chipmunking it is to make it highER speed to make it funneh. Try making is 130/140% higher, then put it out!

[charlesmadcool]

1:24 is best part

[chauncee777]

when its over? lol

[1ExTERMINATE1]

haha

[Gustava3]

Totally gay

[lewischappell]

like jesus himself.

[sephyowns]

Let me fix this comment section

Gustava3: Totally gay

Lewisc===3happell: Like retards myself

[lewischappell]

uhm... no , go fuck yourself nigger.

[CruelRealityFilms]

Wooooow.....This is sooooooo Fast!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Martin9300]

0:42 is the best!

[uzshotguss]

lmao 1:10

"whoo!"

[gnortznitz]

Praise Jesus, but hail Satan.

[crimson25haze]

You can't even hear what he says at 1:10. LMFAO

[gnortznitz]

Creepy. He's friends with a dead guy.

[TheRationalRant]

Yeah haha.

[Ishkuk]

Creepy. He's friends with a *non-existent* guy.

[luniiinha]

hahahhahhahhahaha your comment is hilarious!

[klappahunda]

I had imaginary friends when I was a kid too

[iluvflight29dwn]

Jesus isnt imaginary

[klappahunda]

you can't prove he exists. and don't give me that crappy religious logic "you can't prove he doesn't". You can't prove Santa doesn't exist either.

[AximKK92]

well jesus really did exist, and you can prove that.

but he was a normal human and not gods son because god doesnt exist ;)

[yrcrazypa]

Actually, they really haven't proved that he existed at all.

[kekuha]

well the whole "christ" story and the controversy it comes with is really irrelevent

[zapt0s]

There are more proof in non-bible ´-related scripts that he existed then The great Julius ceasar, there are HUNDREDS of scripts about Jesus, and thinking that he did not do wonders is up to faith but saying that he did not exist is foolish

[Turambar88]

I don't know if he existed or not, but it isn't foolish. There aren't any contemporary accounts; we don't know who wrote the gospels, but it appears to have been significantly later, Josephus mention of him is at least a partial forgery, Paul was later... It's absurd to say there is more proof he existed than Caesar, for starters we have writings from Caesar himself. Socrates is be a *more* fair comparison, but unlike Jesus Socrates' personal bio isn't relevant to what he contributed.

[benwaddelling]

Dude. Your comment and this video don't... they just don't fit together Hahaha. There's a time and place for discussing the possible existance of Jesus, Bigfoot and Santa. But Youtube... well, youtube is by no means the place for it.

That said methinks there was a bloke called Jesus... He didn't look like one of the fricken Beegees though. I mean come on...

[colourfuloct]

stop thumbing this down...Jesus did exist. If you want proof, search for the shroud of turin

[sephyowns]

When will you atheists learn that your religion is over the top retarded? The only people that will down my comment will probably be you guys.

[Ishkuk]

Atheism is lack of religion. not a religion.

[rumpwrestler]

@Ishkuk You are correct. Religion is like taking a shit and finding 'there's no toilet paper within a mile'....TOILET PAPER is a friend of mine, not Jesus.

[Biggofwi]

@Ishkuk It is actually a recognized religion in most countries It is the disbelief in a god technically and Buddhism is often considered an atheistic religion

[Larryud45]

@Ishkuk

sorry if this has been said before, but unfortunately you are wrong. Atheism is the defined belief that there is no god. It does make metaphysical statements which is a major part of being a religion. If you simply would like to lack religion, spirituality, and simply not give a rats behind about metaphysical issues, be agnostic... I for one don't care about all that BS, thus I am the latter... besides, why would this come into play here in the first place?

[DarkHunter1357]

@Larryud45 its a believe that there is no god. But its not a religion. I can believe in my self, is that a religion?

[NabilRU]

....

Atheism isn't a religion...

By the way I down rated your comment and I'm not an atheist.

[spiritslain]

CHECK OUT THIS NEW VIDEO TYPE IN  jesus freak s4e

[yeti60]

lol :42 the bass solo thing XD

[benqhdmi123]

Wow u managed to fast forward a video turning into fucking garbage! Congrats!

[adlermf]

It was already shit, there's was no way to be worse.

[Poffan92]

EPIC FAIL! To fast!

[adriox23]

no nead to get a life he probably gots one, it only took him two minutes to make this "chipmunked" version! (since you usually tell someone to get a life who is spending too much time doing one thing.) the insult we're looking for is... lazy b**tard who ruins a perfectly funny video in five minutes and thinks hes done something great!

[auvenn]

Lol get a life dude oO

[Marspyramids]

LOL This on loop on max volume through a pair of headphones for days on end would be the worst torcher known to man.

[QuisSeperabit60]

i don't get this idea that something is funny if its high pitched. ruined this video.

[fadedone]

(join the facebook group ;) )

[kufenaut123]

the normal speed is like 100000 times bether xD

[kellymonster77]

i don't think you get the point of "chipmunked" you supposed to spead it up... then slow it down to normal speed, and it keeps the squeeky voice. Not all in fast forward. It would have been mildly funny if you'd done it right, but now its just annoying.

[MontajBlaze]

Yeah, Chipmunked is almost all about pitch, with a slight change in speed to resemble that chipmunk feel, not just speed and pitch equally raised:P)

[Bowserboy21]

Anyone who takes this seriously is either extremely religious or has no sense of humor.

[spouit76]

....je préfere les pinsons dans le buisson...

[Koujinkamu]

Damn right, and don't you people forget it!

[mawiiee6]

Jaime jesus et les pinsons dans les buisson :)

[mawiiee6]

Jesus rock ! Ü

[mawiiee6]

Marie-Camille is fat and i like that

[mawiiee6]

Yess thats truee :)

[dragonessly]

why do people complain? omg this is cute

[JORDANSUTTon]

the WOO part at 1:10 is funny

[agent0481]

On 0:57 you can't here him say "ZAP". It's hilarious!

[BFrost1]

LOLZ!

[wowolay]

Hell-YEAH

[xxDisintergrationxx]

i feel like im being brainwashed

[crouton54]

I can understand every word. I'm not kidding. If you can remember the lines to the normal pace you'll be able to follow along in this one. I even heard him say, "Zap!"

[kelzio0811]

fuckdumb

lol!

[Sobieski1]

you suck

[lolaloo101]

make it a little slower. i cant even understand them

[garrettSlingerland]

so what dude it sounds better like this YOU CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND IT

[mattu666]

you're an idiot.

[garrettSlingerland]

wow I'm sorry for stating the obvious it dosent sound like a fucking blur of word this way FUCKDUMB

[mattu666]

it does sound like a "fucking blur of word this way" idiot

[garrettSlingerland]

ok this is true BUT ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE OTHER SHIT

[xDREWx90]

lol funny

[Taitaitiger]

you've taken all the fun out of it.

wtf is wrong with you.

i dont care that all the people will give me shit for saying this.

you

are

an

idiot.

go chipmunk s club 7 you cutesy 10 year old.

[Nddesh]

hmm.. it isn't chipmunked..

[jeepslayer]

kinda sounds like sara palin....

[HolyMotherofGrid]

Word!!! Only they tend to sing in complete sentences.........

[samerika]

hahahahaha

[eliwood9]

I love that comment so much I want to have sex with it.

[otaku32]

you should have made it alittle slower, and this would sell like hotcakes.

[adamax9]

i like the fat chipmunk singing backup vocals...

[19Skanking82]

He looks kinda sad

[adamax9]

at about 0:20 he also looks like he needs to take a piss

[Amundeik]

stop ruining the world

[SummerMarie1981]

It's kind of scary this way almost!

[CoTT]

LOL

Bassist sounds awesome!

[hmargoles]

I wish they had chipmunk style singing when I was growing up and had to go to church. I would have stayed awake more in church. They sound like they are on helium!

[BleuVII]

This music is much easier to stomach when chipmunked.