Oblivion - Necrophiliac guy

[n4mel3ss]

I love this guy!

He should meet that Skingrad alchemist, they'd make a lovely couple.

[mrminecraft683]

does this make him Jewish?

[jelydon488]

thank god they had sheogorath appear in skyrim

[Evelisk]

i think he likes bones

[fistfulofknowledge]

I guess you could say he got a

*puts on glasses*

Boner

[LegatoBluesummers810]

Everyone in the Shivering Isles is crazy. This guy is the least crazy of them.

[ZeonPeon]

Do you mean Necromaniac? Or Necromancer? He said nothing of having sex with dead things... unless we didn't hear it all.

[AlwaysLearningTech]

@ZeonPeon I was thinking the same thing, mate. Clearly he doesn't know the definition of Necrophilia.

[crashnburner187]

Why are there arguments about metal on an Oblivion vid? Just what made the discussion suddenly change to such a distant subject.

[EtaYorius]

@crashnburner187 A comment i left like 2 years ago, i made a comment that the guy is one of those BlackMeta wanna be necrophiliac satanics, and suddenly the Black Metal fans got ButtHurt BIG TIME haha... it pretty much amuses me how idiotic SOME of them can be, if i was a Black Metal fan (happily i am not) i would give a damn about such comment, but they just keep falling to the trap over and over again, the more they reply that OLD COMMENT the more laughs i get out of them haha.

[fuckzezima]

@EtaYorius I never said I was a Satanist, just cause I listen to some black metal bands. People need to stop hating on others just because they like different things, if you don't like black metal that's fine just don't hate on it and stereotype it for the lyrics and I won't have a problem with goth metal now let's stop fighting and accept what we like.

[EtaYorius]

@fuckzezima Fair enough.

[EtaYorius]

@crashnburner187 Oh and i am also into Metal, but not into that Death/Black stuff, mostly into Trash, Speed, Symphonic, Gothic, Doom, Heavy and Power, but i also listen to GothicRock, DeathRock and Most of the Underground Punk.

[kotatona]

In Skyrim Ulfrid calls you ICE-VEINS!! This cant be a coicidence...

[Ryugetsuga]

I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!

[Ryugetsuga]

I JSUT LOST THE GAME!!!

[NomRavr]

think he needs a boner

[KrossPoison1]

WHY SO CLOSE TO THE FACE?!?! INVASION OF PERSONAL SPACE FUCKIN HELL. Lol, I'm used to skyrim now xD

[HelloTheyCallMeLiz]

he makes bows and arrows with the bones. e.e"

[MyHeadAsplodes]

Jayred Ice-Veins?... Really? JAYRED ICE-VEINS. I mean... For the love of God his parents should be ashamed!!!

[xVisceral]

You obviously don't know the meaning of a Necrophiliac...

[purpleshock545]

if ur ever in a dungeon and u know this guy... call him over and he'll rape the skeletons.

[MagiclyInDenial]

Lol a Metal argument on an Oblivion video. People are stupid

[punyman9]

I hears you liek bone[r]s.

[Kriskazam]

Yeah there is this Female dark elf who is a necrophilliac

[xGreeny831]

That Hlaalu dark elf alchemist in cheydinal is far more of a necrophiliac :L She asks what the fine for it is D:

[LightningIrving]

@xGreeny831 omg inorite? but you know what i want to ask her? if she wants to roleplay... *wink, wink*

by LA chance, do you remember a certain POISON for the DARKBROTHERHOOD questline, that involved FAKING DEATH? I believe it was called... Languorwine...

Although, I'm not sure I trust her to give me the antidote... :Z

[TheHungryShredder1]

@xGreeny831 skingrad actually :P

[EtaYorius]

I love it when you all Black Metal pussies get offended by my comment, makes my day haha keep them coming!

[coolmzn226]

Wanna see real necrophilia? find this woman in cheydinhal, she's a Dark elf, she asks about the FINE FOR NECROPHILIA IN CYRODIIL!

[DemMedHornene]

The 103 dislikes are actual Necrophiliacs who got disappointed.

[Foilsdown]

you think that's bad? talk to Falanu in Skingrad. blegh

[SinJackal]

He doesn't have sex with the corpses, he's talking about bones because he makes powerful arrows out of bones. Kill him, or follow him outside until he dies, and you'll find that he has hundreds of powerul bone arrows on him.

[TalonMercenary]

nope not a necrophile, just demented

[Ninja1Ninja2]

There is a necrophile in the game, but this isn't it.

[combatcommand]

BOOONES

[bole316]

Maybe,just MAYBE he uses bones as a dildo????

[StarWarrior008]

his voice dosent mathc his appearance 

[Georgeyguymanperson]

Eeewwwww

[Create4ble]

there is a women in skingrad that asks you if you happen to know the fine for necrophilllia.

If you ask here wether it's the first offence, she answers: "Let's say... no"

[burnzorz]

I've got a bone for him.

[ras464]

dude what's up with everyone complaining about necrophilia? If you want to see some just go to a magic website called google.

[matthewm04]

he likes boners not necrophilia

[qwertyb18]

@matthewm04 XD

[MrTemp1212]

The lack of necrophilia is disappointing.

[1236sason]

this guy is such a boner realy!

[hackforloser]

Falanu Hlaalu IS the only necrophiliac character in the game if I am correct.

[Shade0591]

boner

[TheDynastyFox]

no this isnt necrophilia but there is a dunmer in skingrad that is a necrophiliac

[TheDrowWarrior1]

@TheDynastyFox bullsht lol

[EdikShepherd]

Don't worry guys, it's just the Shivering Isles, everything is perfectly in order here

[aewilson95]

I like to fuck dead children.

[G1NG4bef]

@aewilson95 haha vote down for you my good sir!

[aewilson95]

@G1NG4bef "Thank you kind sir!"

[Thez0mb13s1ay3r]

theirs a dark elf in skingrad whos into necrophilia

[goodtimesletsroll]

The only thing i liked about this video was the epic Oblivion music in the back.

[spites1]

fake and gay

[T0NIN0ofEVE]

@spites1 You fail because this isn't fake, just a little gay because the guy doesn't know what "necrophiliac" means.

Anyway, Jayred Ice-Veins is a total creep. Just stick around so he helps you kill the Gatekeeper, after that I avoid him.

[SmokinSNYP3R]

Uhh......? damn son! u are a necro?????? later bro. explains all the dislikes

[SmokinSNYP3R]

This is exactly why i wanted the next ES to be in Hammerfell "america" LMAO

[STARD00R]

he's got the boner for bones

[Shaeam]

I don't believe in magic... But I do believe in boooones.

[nobadybuild]

Bonerphilia

[chiddy55]

necrophilia? where? he likes bones not having sex with corpses.

[KingOrc100]

shivering isile ive been there its near bravil

[matpopadapolis]

hey i like to do some skooma and feldew and skin people too, but im not a corpse fucker, the chick at all things alchemical however..

[Jabikz]

LOL VIDEO CREATOR IS A DUMB FUCK

[Kazic5000]

He will poke those bones with his bone.

[lobsterwithwings]

The alchemist in skingrad is the necrophiliac when you ask her about skingrad she says "Im the only alchemist here... Say, do you know the fee for necrophilia here?" me:" Is it a first offense?" her:"Let's say...no" me: "500 gold" her:"*Smiling* Oh great that's nothing compared to Morrowind!"

[TheUstinovich]

There is a WOMAN necrophilic in skingrad I think.

[DracheN0504]

@TheUstinovich YEs, a dark elf. I answered ("Excuse me" the first time)

[hovsep56]

he surely wants a boner

[crackaa43]

Weird.... He makes bone arrows for you... I'm pretty sure he like rapes bones.. =|.

[TheSpiritofZero]

uhhh what about that one dark elf in skingrad? she asks you what the fine is!

[kanokadude]

he is a necrophiliac, hes gets a boner from bones lolololololol.......but srry he aint a necrophiliac

[Oneiroi729]

there's actually a woman who is a necrophiliac in Oblivion. Wish I remember where she was but you actively talk with her.

[Balthiersgal]

@Oneiroi729 She's in Skingrad, the dark elf Alchemist xD

[Riond551]

there's a dark elf chick in skingrad who asks what the fine was for doing necrophillia

[TheAtomicsoda]

pssshhh thats not necrophilia, the dunmer alchemist in skingrad is a necrophiliac

[kevin55912]

skull rape!!

[doriantk]

aha i laughed =D

[Grumat]

Fail.

[MrWebcammer]

this guy is a necrophiliac but thier is a chick in the skingrad alchemy shop that is. If you ask her rumors she askes what is the fine for necrophilia then you have three answers to choose from.

[ijustpostcomments]

The only (alleged) necrophiliac in Cyrodiil or the Shivering Isles is Falanu Hlaalu, in Skingrad. >_>

[POFkennoth]

@ijustpostcomments

Agreed.

[tomboi1000]

he looks like corpsegrinder, how fitting

(for those who dont know, hes the vocalist for a band called cannibal corpse)

[Protomod]

@tomboi1000 Ugh, that band is fucking terrible. I'm so glad the lead vocalist went to Dethklok instead, such a better band.

[Lyxbyxan]

Maybe he collects the bones and uses some kind of dark forbiddden magic to turn them into a dead body:O...and has sex with it;D

[gillfish1]

uhh if you actually play the game, this guy cikkects bones to turn them into arrows! Necrophilia is having sex with corpses not collecting bones.

[JabbaTheLost]

Necrophiliac is someone who has sex with dead bodys not somone talkin about bones noob niggers

[masterassassin7]

@JabbaTheLost Fukin hATE N00BS

[antiabe]

is this from shivering isles?

[oxonthewall]

@antiabe yes it is

[antiabe]

I can't get that working.. .damn

[progamer63]

no hes just a goraphiliac

[EtaYorius]

Nah he´s just one of those Norwegian Black Metal "satanists" wanna be assholes.

[ayayay111]

haha you frickin nailed it! :D

[kissmyasssuckers]

@EtaYorius Instead of saying "NORWEGIAN" black metal satanists, you can say those black metal satanists...You really offended me, you piece of shit...

[EtaYorius]

I am glad i did, you piece of Black Metal shit.

[EtaYorius]

Black Metal is a Disgrace to the Metal Subculture, i agree about Rap and Hip, is indeed a shit, but Black Metal is as shitty as Rap and Hip Hop, they all Sing about the same shit on each song, Murder, Killing, Blood, Demons or Pagan Gods, about how bad and evil they are, can you see how similar is black metal to rap and hip hop? both pretend to be "bad" and just like to show off, long live to Punk, Rock, Goth and True Metal Subculture.

[fuckzezima]

@EtaYorius Shut the hell up, faggoth!

[EtaYorius]

@fuckzezima You know, i am not even speaking haha fucking ASSHOLE, keep it up morons because you boost my ego haha.

[crashnburner187]

@EtaYorius Arguing over the internet is fail, man. There are other videos and forums to argue on, but this ain't one of them.

[Andozer75]

@kissmyasssuckers roflmao @ you tbh.... But you can't avoid the fact that a lot of black metal is norwegian, and very popular all over the world, despite they sing in norwegian. Norwegian myself btw..

[kissmyasssuckers]

Hvis du er norsk, koffor sa du ikkje da då???? Og ikkje alle Blakc metal artister er norske...

[captainkickass7]

lol , butthurt

[TheFinalfreakfantasy]

@EtaYorius Excuse me? What do you mean by "satanists". They do not believe in Satan, except some of them, but not all of them. Not even 9/10 of them. Black metal is very intelligent and nature-loving music, you should check the facts before saying anything racist like that

[TheFinalfreakfantasy]

@EtaYorius And you say you're a true metal fan? Then why do you listen to metalcore? There's shit for ya

[DioandMaiden]

@TheFinalfreakfantasy ^

[LWRCftw]

@TheFinalfreakfantasy true metal fans listen to all kinds of metal and accept genres they don't like as being "not for them" but more acceptable than anything mainstream.

[chosentonessournotes]

@TheFinalfreakfantasy Well, not ALL metalcore is shit. Unearth, Attila, Architects, Crossbearer, Darkest Hour, etc. are all pretty damned good. ESPECIALLY since Unearth and Darkest Hour take a lot of Gothenburg style inspiration and apply it to the music. Of course, Soilwork are the kings of metal. Hands down.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@EtaYorius im guessing you're a ignorant brit that call every scandinavian "satanist" because we followed our own God. i know you're comment is 1 year old.. but still. Fuck You.

[EtaYorius]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 Fuck you back, stupid wanna be sadistic pagan necrophiliac idiot, black & death metal is shit, so is your primitive animalistic instincts :)

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@EtaYorius "wanna be" is an overused words... plz come up with something new. you genius butt face brits should be able to do that. amirite? and how am i stupid when norway has one of the best educational systems? and also, how are we "primitive"??? old fashioned perhaps, but not primitive. and humans having instincts have not happened in a hundred thousand years or so... i listen to metal perhaps a few times, but i listen to almost everything. im sorry but your reply is an utter Fail. -.-'

[EtaYorius]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 I was expecting a little more but anyone who listen to that horrid Black Metal crap cant be smart enough, Metal is AWSOME but Black Metal is all about shit like drinking blood, worshiping satan or some pagan god, being evil, brutal and gorish... a true misantropic and misogynist IDIOT.

I am sorry but thats as primitive as those Gangsta Rappers murderers, i am not attacking Norwegians by itself because i am sure all countries has their pros and their cons.

[Whitewolf1349]

@EtaYorius

That's what the early 90's media and that stupid Vh1 Doc wanted you to think. Granted some poser bands do think that's what its about but the majority of the modern genre do songs about Nature and Philosophy. Also there is no such thing as someone who literally worships Satan they use him as a symbol of rebellion.

Black Metal isn't about any of those things. Haven't you ever heard of being tongue in cheek?

The smartest people I know listen to Black Metal.

Now talk about ElderScrolls

[CrYsT4LCl4wS]

@EtaYorius Go listen to the lyrics of Enslaved and you'll be very surprised. And btw, you're the idiot.

[EtaYorius]

@CrYsT4LCl4wS No thanks, but YOU are the idiot... and i just love it when you rage with my 1 year old comment hahaha.

If Black Metal is so much into Filantrophy, why the hell are so many of their pussy fans in a video of a game with the word "necrophiliac" haha, keep raging morons... show me how retarded you can be assholes, i love it how the black metal fans pretend to so humanitarian, fucking caveman barbarians, go slay some goat for some Pagan God or a Christian Demon.

[IHEARTRUMPETS]

@EtaYorius Just because someone listens to a different style of music than you, doesn't mean you have to be a douche about it.

[stebo11]

this guy looks sexy. lol...

[iloveterriers]

Sexy? LMAO. Wow. I think the dark elves are kind of cute in this game though.

[MightySunTzu]

@iloveterriers agreed. go dark elves.

[CenturyGamer]

Wtf? This has nothing to do with necrophilia, not even close

[Glorfindle69]

@CenturyGamer

agreed

[Moriim13]

@CenturyGamer disappointed?

[Akhiloth]

This dude doesn't even try to hide it like Falanu did.

[J0000OOOO]

skeleton sex?

[asscruncher74]

where is this?

[tylerboy565]

In the Shivering Isles, an expansion pack for Oblivion.

[simpleFoundJumpsuit]

oh shit now i know who the 3rd and 4th one is gross the grave digger and hes friend doing necrophilla on a rich families bodies gross

[jackjohnson15]

no thats diffrent he's stealing from the dead not screweing them athis guy he has skeletons around his house he proly masturbates himself to sleep thinking of skeletons and bones

[blazin0190]

I gotta say I was really creeped out when i was in the middle of a fight with the gatekeeper cause i couldn't be botherd talking to him and he thinks it's a perfect time to come and randomley start a convo with about bones and how he likes the way bones look o.O i was like just stfu I didn't come find you for a reason XD

[dazza5266]

him and that dunmer from skingrad would get on good

[tyrce111]

necrophila is aweful.....I never want to her it again!

[Zeadar]

Actually he uses bones for his arrows :P

[OblivionKnight457]

no... BONERS

[goyoho1]

Ah, necrophilia. The need to crack you open a cold one. rolf

[OblivionKnight457]

he sure likes boners

[XxXjoannXxX]

Necrophilia is when someone is sexually attracted to corpses. Liking bones isn't necrophilia... it's just creepy.

[perkus124]

@XxXjoannXxX and necroarachnophiliaphobia in theory is being scared of having sex with dead spiders :D

[MerlinsJester]

@perkus124 No, that's necroarachnorastaphobia.

[oB2KoHawk]

@XxXjoannXxX Necrophilia doesnt just mean attracted to corpses it also means being in love with anything to do with the dead, in this case bones. Edgar allen poe was a necrophiliac and he didnt band dead bodies... FUN FACT

[jcodym13]

@XxXjoannXxX maybe he shoves the bones in his ass?

[FantaFreakftw]

He is obviously not a necrophiliac - he just seem to have a fondness for bones, maybe he's running a business where bones are included.

Necrophilia is when an individual is sexually attracted to corpses.

[ReflectteclfeR]

Wow..second Necrophiliac in the game. In "All things Alchemy" in Skingrad the shop owner is a dark elf (possibly ginger) and uh..check out her dialog if you haven't..

[ReflectteclfeR]

Wait a sec I just started paying attention and noticed the first vid. in the related section is a clip of that elf I just described.

[TuRdSandwitch18]

lo 'i just moved here, noone seemed 2 mind. . .'

[oblivionsnightmare]

He's not a necrophiliac! That's why I will never watch this again.

[FrigmanProductions]

i killed this douche and took his bow then became the shivering isles madgod lolz

[5manga5]

I think I found something, but people probably know this. But when you murder someone in the Shivering Isles, you hear crunching, that sounds like bones, when u walk. Strange...

[Perapsam]

For instance, you can only really see the boner when you take it out.

[bfc103]

he is not necrophelliac he just loves bones

[yaktr12]

the most thing he likes is a boner

[traskderk]

dude, he doesn't like ... uh, giving it to dead people, he's just obsessed with death. He fits in so well with the people of the Shivering Isles.

[xertexxetrex]

Jyred is coolest guy in Shivering isles after Sheogorath and Jygallag

[Blazorken]

Yeah I really liked the guy, then I killed him by mistake :(

[gatewaycart]

I like Hirrus, the suicidal dude. He was my favorite of them all

[kikigelo]

I gonna BONE you if you know what I mean hehe

[froterons]

did he say you could hear the bones too?

[TLoZNarutofan]

lol He sure like his bones!

[kingsman565]

This is just the sort of thing Jeffrey Dahmer would say.

[robotzrus]

He likes listening to bones.

[pedroandfrankensheep]

I thought he liked to listen to Spice Girls...

[orangewhitegreen]

what is a necrophilliac?

[tifius]

someone who fucks dead people

[MrVersipellis]

Duuuuuuuuh...

Learn Greek roots, moron.

DOn't worry. I know your probably 9.

KK, just mucking around. No hard feelings.

[medcorp27]

really?? i guess that makes me a necrophilliac!

[jjlucke]

I dont believe in magic, I believe in bones

[bornofosirisnut]

i don't think hes a necrophilliac. i just think hes a weird hunter that like to kill things and take their bones for souvanirs. kinda like when somebody kill a big creature and has its head put on his wall.

[V1RG1N1AN]

have you ever noticed that things look better without their skin on?

[MasterKjK]

that guy is BAD TO THE BONE!