well if this is the best of british then im glad it died with him. foul mouthed, insensitive, vulgar, perverted looking, sweaty, dirty old man, if humiliating people the way he did is classic, and makes him a legend in comedy, i would rather watch paint dry. goodbye to bad bloody rubbish
What they never understood was that I was an equal opportunities comedian. Unlike them, with all their little checklists and taboos and easy targets, I never discriminated against anyone or anything. I was quite happy to get a laugh out of any situation. All that mattered to me was whether the gag was funny or not.
You're all a bunch of cunts... only you lot could watch a Manning video and bring religion and racism in to it. Just watch it and laugh, you all know what Bernard is about. If you don't like, don't watch, don't be thick.
I genuinely don't think Manning was a racist,it was the stupid cunts who were actually agreeing with his jokes rather than laughing at them who were the problem.There is no point in playing the 'well if you can't laugh at yourself' card when if the roles were reversed and those jokes were being told by a pakistani,half Mannings audience wouldn't laugh.Some people laughed at the jokes for the right reasons,others didn't and they were the racists
@popjoeandco Pop - you have hit the nail on the head. Like anything, Bernard Manning's career existed because there was a demand for it. If he was playing to empty rooms, he would have packed in ages before he passed away. I always thought that people who banged on about Bernard Manning's act had got the wrong end of the stick. The more important question should have been what did his continued popularity say about our society?
In tears laughing at Big Bernie. The guy was a legend. He said what he liked and it was fucking funny. These so called 'comedians' of today are absolute shite apart from Chubby and Lee Evans.
Bernard was real comedian...he wasn't racist. he made jokes about Jews, Irish, English, Scots..everyone.
Bernard Manning always made me laugh. His 'racist' jokes were ridiculous, and the joke lies within the ridiculous. I've seen ethnic people in his club and they enjoyed it. Bernard may have a joke or two with them, but got it over with and did the rest of his act. It was all an act, and his delivery was almost always perfect.
he said that i tell jokes about everything and anything why should i not be able to tell a joke about a different race just lets thm of the hook na d thats right he even had the jewish word of peace above his door so there you go
Racism means racially prejudiced. Most white people like Bernard wouldn't really mix a lot with Pakis and blacks. We stick to our own kind. But we are sensitive race. We see when a foreigner who can't speak our language, or when a Paki wears a turbin it looks funny. Bernard takes the piss. It's not racist. Racism is hating another race and deliberately wanting to do them harm. But the way things are going now, I actually think racism is good, because these muslims are asking for it.
Bernard Manning - one fact remains true... he never preached hatred against anybody. Muslim imams are allowed to go around this country preaching hatred and the lefties say 'freedom of speech!'. Yet they were determined to deny freedom of speech to Bernard Manning. Chronic double standards!
@missladydeborah well said mate,humour is and cannot be suppressed,its a natural human way to vent our frustrations.If people wish to stop this basic human instinct,then they have emotional troubles to examine.I cant believe rascism is so bad,that we cant laugh and mock eachothers cultures .
@missladydeborah well said,im a socialist,but you can still be a socialist to know whats going on.Its criminal moneymen that allow the worlds criminals to come in.The government.
@trahkered WELL SAID,we all need to just fuckin laugh,and laugh at people that are not as fortunate as us! Then Laugh at ourselves when we are fucked lol.Its called the human instinct of emotion,even chimps laugh when they are embarrassed
He is funny - that's why I like watching his stuff, I do find some of the race related stuff cringe worthy but why should I let that over shadow the rest. Don't get to hung up on jokes - I love all comedy...alot of black stand ups have race related routines that could be deemed anti-white but I enjoy them as well...who cares? I don't.
Absolutely! I couldn't have put it better myself! I am also quite happy to watch some of the stuff from Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy that is certainly racist. ps. is 1984 your birth year, if so, that makes another young fan of Manning - I was born in 1981!
Racism, what is racism? All forms of prejudice should be outlawed, but by who, and to whom? I believe every person who reads what I have just typed, deservedly earns the right to call me a twat!
He is also dead. And, if you think money and fame maketh the man/or woman then you need your head checked. Also, going by your grammar -- you are the retard.
Denis Law's goal in 74 didn't actually send Utd down. He really should know his soccer better. Still, he's a city fan. Shouldn't expect much in the knowledge department.
the definition of a man in your eyes is a cunt,a prehistoric racist shovanist pig of a man.this is a poor excuse for a man!its easy to be racist and sexist,but it takes a bigger man my friend to stand up and not be,and yeah i,m 37 and the new breed of aussie we still love havin a go at each other and takin the piss,but being a racist cunt is out of date.watch his old interviews he was straight out with he would not pick up a black person if they needed a ride,but would pick up a white man
Those certain groups in society and worldwide who hold us back & cause trouble can all fit into the same catagory as having a no sense of humour (or a very narrow one!)
Australia is the most racist country in the World, Cronulla?. Foreign students being beaten up in every capitol city, white students with blacked out faces on prime time TV, Aboriginal life expectancy 20yrs lower than white Australians, you are full of shit, trying having a chat with the Lebo's in your country she if they think like you about modern australia, fukin numpty
oi 2pac, 50cent, snoopdogg whatever wannabe u are, why dont u tie yourself to some lead that u have proberly stolen and jump in the sea and do us all a favour. many thanks.
1st of all im not a wannabe anything..dont judge me on the basis of the music i listen to or the image portrayed with in the music its all entertainment! 2nd im probably much more educated then you are and most likely have a better job than you...so why dont you do me a favour and got back to your chavy estate and dont make the mistake of pre judging someone! PEACE!
alright then well 1st of all, telling me to go back to my chavy estate, fucking chavy estate! id say where i live is almost the total opposite of a chavy estate. n im an apprentice electrician, working on a career. now im happy to peace. but if u dont like this, then dont watch it simple as that.
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... I heard so much about this bloke, but he is piss poor!! not even funny !! Its said he appeals to poor, council house people!! I doubt he appeals to anyone actually!!
Zac72 I have 7 mates around and we went on this site for a laugh,2 are Brits 2 are Oz and 3 are Black....Thay are on the floor pissing their pants at your comments.
What a funny man. R.I.P. Bernard.
BeardMadam 2 days ago
he was jewish & hence could say what he likes
laithnour 3 months ago
THE BEST ! r.i.p you fuckin genius !
ajf6899 5 months ago
Manning seemed to love poking fun at minorities. I wonder if he ever made jokes aimed at fat, loathsome bigots with minimal talent.
WeTheStrange 5 months ago
@WeTheStrange haha, Manning is funny but that was hilarious. Kudos.
LemonZeppelin 5 months ago
@LemonZeppelin Thanks!
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well if this is the best of british then im glad it died with him. foul mouthed, insensitive, vulgar, perverted looking, sweaty, dirty old man, if humiliating people the way he did is classic, and makes him a legend in comedy, i would rather watch paint dry. goodbye to bad bloody rubbish
lovewillfreeyou 6 months ago
What they never understood was that I was an equal opportunities comedian. Unlike them, with all their little checklists and taboos and easy targets, I never discriminated against anyone or anything. I was quite happy to get a laugh out of any situation. All that mattered to me was whether the gag was funny or not.
philfurlong 6 months ago
You're all a bunch of cunts... only you lot could watch a Manning video and bring religion and racism in to it. Just watch it and laugh, you all know what Bernard is about. If you don't like, don't watch, don't be thick.
Sicstick 7 months ago
ugly manc cunt
TheMikesterboy 11 months ago
the 'single bloke' sketch is fucking funny.
Moledmc 11 months ago
I genuinely don't think Manning was a racist,it was the stupid cunts who were actually agreeing with his jokes rather than laughing at them who were the problem.There is no point in playing the 'well if you can't laugh at yourself' card when if the roles were reversed and those jokes were being told by a pakistani,half Mannings audience wouldn't laugh.Some people laughed at the jokes for the right reasons,others didn't and they were the racists
popjoeandco 1 year ago
@popjoeandco Pop - you have hit the nail on the head. Like anything, Bernard Manning's career existed because there was a demand for it. If he was playing to empty rooms, he would have packed in ages before he passed away. I always thought that people who banged on about Bernard Manning's act had got the wrong end of the stick. The more important question should have been what did his continued popularity say about our society?
tomd2103 8 months ago
hahaha you look like a nice young fella come n piss on this jap over here
MrBigric1 1 year ago 2
In tears laughing at Big Bernie. The guy was a legend. He said what he liked and it was fucking funny. These so called 'comedians' of today are absolute shite apart from Chubby and Lee Evans.
Bernard was real comedian...he wasn't racist. he made jokes about Jews, Irish, English, Scots..everyone.
RIP mate
rolfharrisable 1 year ago 2
great stuff
rouens 1 year ago
Great to see Bernard on stage like this - he was an excellent entertainer
Jolson1950 1 year ago
regardless of material his delivery was second to none
notdrivingaminimetro 1 year ago 2
10 dislikes u suk
philps390 1 year ago
Bernard Manning always made me laugh. His 'racist' jokes were ridiculous, and the joke lies within the ridiculous. I've seen ethnic people in his club and they enjoyed it. Bernard may have a joke or two with them, but got it over with and did the rest of his act. It was all an act, and his delivery was almost always perfect.
PeteWoodier 1 year ago
@PeteWoodier
Read my comment above.
1Thompsonmusic 11 months ago
3:20 funny as fuck!
tcvicesquad 1 year ago
he said that i tell jokes about everything and anything why should i not be able to tell a joke about a different race just lets thm of the hook na d thats right he even had the jewish word of peace above his door so there you go
philps390 1 year ago
brilliant bernard rest in peace you brilliant funny man
markroberts12 1 year ago
Ive said it before...not a racist bone in Mannings body...great post!! He was a genious!! Sadly missed...my kids also like him...
kezzer2 1 year ago
jokes about race .....good
jokes about racism...good
racism ..........not so good
3*
Glivity 1 year ago
@Glivity
Racism means racially prejudiced. Most white people like Bernard wouldn't really mix a lot with Pakis and blacks. We stick to our own kind. But we are sensitive race. We see when a foreigner who can't speak our language, or when a Paki wears a turbin it looks funny. Bernard takes the piss. It's not racist. Racism is hating another race and deliberately wanting to do them harm. But the way things are going now, I actually think racism is good, because these muslims are asking for it.
1Thompsonmusic 11 months ago 2
@1Thompsonmusic when hes taking the piss its a racist joke which is ok. what i was referring to was plain racism.
Glivity 11 months ago
changed my views this cunt is funny..
petesyalex 1 year ago
I have black, asian, middle eastern friends and I love Bernard Manning! :) great joke teller!!! RIP Big Man
waxengravah 1 year ago
love it, just fucking brill....
jogally 1 year ago
@khaadim1 wat u gona do pakis dont weigh no more than 8 stone il do ya!
max123trippin 1 year ago
@khaadim1 wat u gona do pakis dont weigh more than 8 stone il do yaa!
max123trippin 1 year ago
Bernard manning, britains funniest comedian, sadly missed. Your comedy lives on.
thedarknessrock1 1 year ago
Pure class. Alongside Mike Reid - Bernard was one of the greats.
airscrew1 1 year ago
The best there ever was, he wasn't racist, he hated everyone
rbooth10 1 year ago
Genius!! God bless him, rip
farquarish 1 year ago
@khaadim1 Then your fuckin' "white" friends know fuck all
cunt!!! I have known Bernard for MANY years and the man didn't
have a racist fucking bone in his body!!!
When was the last time YOU gave hundreds of thousands
of pounds to charity you Paedophile worshipping piece of fucking shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU UNGRATEFULL BASTARD!!!!
yorkie6687 1 year ago
tell you what he was a nice guy. funny as fuck as well
machman36 1 year ago
the bollox !!!
bobhasell 1 year ago
In the front row you can see someone holding a large note pad. Did Bernard have a prompt card then?
tobyruncorn2 1 year ago
Fuck off you spanish cunt
SirCharlesBarrington 2 years ago 3
Bernard Manning - My theory is he still comes up with all the racist jokes that circle round as texts these days - fucking class!
mastergx1 2 years ago 5
wow i wonder if bernard were here today he could have a go at manchester citys owners a true comedy legend that will be sorely missed
tinkerthecat 2 years ago
Only found out now he died back in 2007.. What a shame:( One of the best comediens ever to grace the stage.. A sad loss!!
Seanc00 2 years ago 5
legend
holmeslaw666 2 years ago
classic and fuck man u
duncansbyway 2 years ago
fuck off you dirty muslim cunt,fuck off to the shit hole you came from...dirty,ferrel scum...
TheScooterrob1969 2 years ago 6
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These fat cunts will pay when islam will reign
MyStaticAge 2 years ago
@MyStaticAge Go fuck you sister ya in bred paki bastard! England will nuke your shitty country! DIE PAKI SCUM!
max123trippin 2 years ago 9
@max123trippin What a foul bigot you are.
WeTheStrange 1 month ago
fuck off you filthy fuckin paki, get out of england your destroying this country you fucking muslim queer
joelgallagher12 2 years ago 5
it wont if i get my way all you lot will be dead
RomanCatholic93 2 years ago 2
Bernard Manning - one fact remains true... he never preached hatred against anybody. Muslim imams are allowed to go around this country preaching hatred and the lefties say 'freedom of speech!'. Yet they were determined to deny freedom of speech to Bernard Manning. Chronic double standards!
missladydeborah 2 years ago 77
@missladydeborah Bernard was the master, and was always very kind to
me and my mates when we came home from Ireland on leave and went to watch him, God bless Bernard mate, and to all the PC brigade FUCK OFF!
yorkie6687 1 year ago 5
@missladydeborah
Don't think I could've put it better myself. His 'racism' was an act. If political correctness continues in this way comedy will die.
Soulstorm9000 1 year ago
@missladydeborah Could not agree more with you.
GRAHAM5020 1 year ago
@missladydeborah It's not quite how you paint it.
MatGreaves 1 year ago
@missladydeborah so true so true.
tomato6999 11 months ago
@missladydeborah well said mate,humour is and cannot be suppressed,its a natural human way to vent our frustrations.If people wish to stop this basic human instinct,then they have emotional troubles to examine.I cant believe rascism is so bad,that we cant laugh and mock eachothers cultures .
eatmypies 8 months ago
@missladydeborah well said,im a socialist,but you can still be a socialist to know whats going on.Its criminal moneymen that allow the worlds criminals to come in.The government.
eatmypies 8 months ago
@missladydeborah - too fucking right here here!!!
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mothafucka bastard white trash
TheTomgonzalez 2 years ago
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fuck u nigger
19provo87 2 years ago
Brilliant Bernard.One of Englands best comics. R.I.P
trahkered 2 years ago 30
@trahkered One of ENGLAND'S best comics? God, you're welcome to him I say. Can't hold a candle to Billy Connelly!
WeTheStrange 5 months ago
@WeTheStrange he lives in California,comes home to vote NOW THATS A COMEDIAN
TheLatchford 1 month ago
@trahkered WELL SAID,we all need to just fuckin laugh,and laugh at people that are not as fortunate as us! Then Laugh at ourselves when we are fucked lol.Its called the human instinct of emotion,even chimps laugh when they are embarrassed
TheLatchford 1 month ago
He is funny - that's why I like watching his stuff, I do find some of the race related stuff cringe worthy but why should I let that over shadow the rest. Don't get to hung up on jokes - I love all comedy...alot of black stand ups have race related routines that could be deemed anti-white but I enjoy them as well...who cares? I don't.
Petch1984 2 years ago 5
Absolutely! I couldn't have put it better myself! I am also quite happy to watch some of the stuff from Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy that is certainly racist. ps. is 1984 your birth year, if so, that makes another young fan of Manning - I was born in 1981!
lec0roh 2 years ago 5
Love him or hate him he was one of the best comedians ever.Fantastic timing,which the current crop would not have a clue about
londonsoulboy 2 years ago 5
Racism, what is racism? All forms of prejudice should be outlawed, but by who, and to whom? I believe every person who reads what I have just typed, deservedly earns the right to call me a twat!
Fuck political correctness!!
kev113113 2 years ago 2
Class! Some people just do not know class!
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You can tell Bernard's mother is his big sister, he's one seriously fucked up retard.
AsparagusJam 2 years ago
He's more money and fame you'll ever have. So he's a retard making you a ...
vandal2k6 2 years ago 2
He is also dead. And, if you think money and fame maketh the man/or woman then you need your head checked. Also, going by your grammar -- you are the retard.
MrMeltingpot 2 years ago
Fantastic.. :)
sidensvans67 2 years ago
Denis Law's goal in 74 didn't actually send Utd down. He really should know his soccer better. Still, he's a city fan. Shouldn't expect much in the knowledge department.
kady7869 2 years ago
thats what i reckon!!! he was a fukin cunt of a man.
zaccarroll72 2 years ago
what a cunt he was!
zaccarroll72 2 years ago
u're the cunt here pal.
johnisfun 2 years ago
he's dead anyway thats all i care about hee hee hee
zaccarroll72 2 years ago
zaccarroll72
A Cunt in your eyes he may have been,but he was a better MAN thanyou will ever be.
Anyway strange comment from an Oz,I know a few and they love un PC
Nemesis2555 2 years ago
the definition of a man in your eyes is a cunt,a prehistoric racist shovanist pig of a man.this is a poor excuse for a man!its easy to be racist and sexist,but it takes a bigger man my friend to stand up and not be,and yeah i,m 37 and the new breed of aussie we still love havin a go at each other and takin the piss,but being a racist cunt is out of date.watch his old interviews he was straight out with he would not pick up a black person if they needed a ride,but would pick up a white man
zaccarroll72 2 years ago
We are all people, evolved from the same animals we need to learn to laugh at our differenced otherwise were fucked.
myg0tpurepunk 2 years ago
Well put. Laughter is the best medicine!
Those certain groups in society and worldwide who hold us back & cause trouble can all fit into the same catagory as having a no sense of humour (or a very narrow one!)
JustB3NJI 2 years ago
Australia is the most racist country in the World, Cronulla?. Foreign students being beaten up in every capitol city, white students with blacked out faces on prime time TV, Aboriginal life expectancy 20yrs lower than white Australians, you are full of shit, trying having a chat with the Lebo's in your country she if they think like you about modern australia, fukin numpty
AlphaRex1000 2 years ago
you are right numpty dumbty this is a racist country.doesn't make this guy right does it?what the fuk are you on about you weird little man??
zaccarroll72 2 years ago
fUCK ME IM EMIGRATING!!
spursloyal71 2 years ago
bit racist for my likings.
Xwrighty94X 2 years ago
Piss off then lol
ch1mpanzeethat 2 years ago
hast any bisto?
Fuck off you spanish cunt
RIP Bernard
drunkfux1 2 years ago 2
MINT
payneycider 2 years ago
the best comic in uk i luv his jokes
sterlingmenthol77 2 years ago
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Dear bernard the fat cunt hope you rot in hell and where are you buried so i can dig up your fat body and string it up on a lamp post! Thx
smoketanian 2 years ago
miserable bastard fuck off
devilsweetkiss 2 years ago
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smoketanian 2 years ago
o_o i didnt type that! i got hacked o_e! sorry!
devilsweetkiss 2 years ago
oi 2pac, 50cent, snoopdogg whatever wannabe u are, why dont u tie yourself to some lead that u have proberly stolen and jump in the sea and do us all a favour. many thanks.
blackmagicmax7 2 years ago
1st of all im not a wannabe anything..dont judge me on the basis of the music i listen to or the image portrayed with in the music its all entertainment! 2nd im probably much more educated then you are and most likely have a better job than you...so why dont you do me a favour and got back to your chavy estate and dont make the mistake of pre judging someone! PEACE!
smoketanian 2 years ago
alright then well 1st of all, telling me to go back to my chavy estate, fucking chavy estate! id say where i live is almost the total opposite of a chavy estate. n im an apprentice electrician, working on a career. now im happy to peace. but if u dont like this, then dont watch it simple as that.
blackmagicmax7 2 years ago
if you dont like it fuck off and dont come on these videos you horrible cunt
drsmokesweed 2 years ago 4
shut up you mug!! Dont tell me what 2 do twat!
smoketanian 2 years ago
why you badmouthing on here. do every1 a favor and go jump in front of a moving bus. CUNT.
drsmokesweed 2 years ago
yes defend your right to say it,,,thats what bernard did as well funny enough,
inspectorcal 2 years ago 3
STFU, Glitterband.
He took the piss out of EVERYONE - white, black, disabled, fat, thin..
My mate is in a wheelchair and the thing that pi*ses him off the most is that people avoid including him when they're all slagging each other off.
Soulstorm9000 2 years ago 5
Good.
meegoow 2 years ago
Q_Q more you demonic scum, no one likes you, you should start editing you're comments so people don't see what an idiot you are xD
BTW get a sense of humor you closed minded, pathetic excuse for an experience in life.
meegoow 2 years ago 2
Like no Black comic ever told a joke about a White man?...You one sided prick....
beerzippy 2 years ago 4
Guess what, he wouldn't give a shit what you think lol =D
meegoow 2 years ago
best british comedian. rip
scottyton1978 3 years ago 7
Greatest British comedian of all time, without a doubt.
Christonamotorcycle 3 years ago 3
true mancunian comedy.
r.i.p bernard
lukerochdale 3 years ago 2
Do you lot reckon there were many young,liberal gay couples in the audience who have studided at uni? Im just curious to know.
Gay couples,in their 20's,middle class? You know the sort.Were they fans of this wonderful man?
PeteGeeza86 3 years ago
never laughed and cried so much, RIP
leechafer 3 years ago 3
He's brilliant.
Michelle4me 3 years ago 3
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... I heard so much about this bloke, but he is piss poor!! not even funny !! Its said he appeals to poor, council house people!! I doubt he appeals to anyone actually!!
mjd775 3 years ago
i find him to be a comic genious
myg0tpurepunk 3 years ago 4
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fukin oath!!!!!hes a poor excuse for a human thank god he's dead!!
zaccarroll72 2 years ago
Zac72 I have 7 mates around and we went on this site for a laugh,2 are Brits 2 are Oz and 3 are Black....Thay are on the floor pissing their pants at your comments.
Your call mate
Nemesis2555 2 years ago
learn how to spell mate.
zaccarroll72 2 years ago
Zac72
Whats wrong with the spelling,
Anyway I have no time for this shite.Have a good life Oz
Hope you find peace
Nemesis2555 2 years ago
bout time you fucked off!!!!!! and is that how you spell [ they] fukin dumb cunt!!!
zaccarroll72 2 years ago
Well I am shocked that you have time to reply. Being the wanker you are.
You type well with one hand.
I see you still have not found peace.
God bless you Scrotham72.
Well
Nemesis2555 2 years ago
Astheanybisto, lol.
AlexDCl 3 years ago 3
r.i,p berbard you made us laugh you masde us cry sorry that you hasd to die
mrdee11091 3 years ago
some awesome gags, great stuff!!
WarpedMental 3 years ago
A genius at work..
Love him.
sidensvans54 3 years ago
loving it.
rip
barnsleybornnbred 3 years ago 3
6.40 :-)
matfinkboy 3 years ago
Quality!
kingserj1 3 years ago
A down to earth honest fuckin comic
bigredfan100 3 years ago 2
r.i.p big man
CK1223 3 years ago 8
fucking brilliant!
stevewhu 3 years ago 8
best there ever was
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Funny as fuck!
MetalKangaroo 3 years ago 3
Bentinck Miners Welfare Club
0115peter 3 years ago 5
legend
zoe1254 3 years ago 7
One of the funniest comics ever.
0FindGlory 3 years ago 6
funny man i was pissed off with the microphone feeding back though
djphil1976 3 years ago 2
very funny man, very witty
superdave31 4 years ago 5