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  • Love how the Chinese have two options, come to Canada and enjoy life or stay in China and enjoy life by replacing the US as the world superpower. It wont be long until the states is being compared to Argentina and Greece - a struggling economy hoping to catch up to the rest of the world.

  • lol yessss, ALLL our cops are mounties, hell the cops in my town could kick the shit out of any cop in america, we have the biggest cop in the country here, hes massive and scary as hel, lol well he would be if he was chasing me

  • I'm Canadian and I'm seriously losing my fucking mind. Unbelievable, fucking republicans think America is invincible and that they should just invade us for no reason apparently. Yes, America has a far bigger army than us, and they would beat us...except for that all of Europe and probably Australia would choose to ally with us instead of them and they would get their asses kicked.

  • wow the truth comes out these guy's are wankers! dumb ass's! who cares what retarded moron's think! Obviously not us Canadian's. We have better things to do, but i thought this was apauling but so funny how dumb some american's are & this prove's the point. That makes the difference between us. Most of the world love's Canada and HATES the United States. One's that hate Canada is probly due because... they can't come to canada,We have better hockey players, weed,health care, beer, schools etc.

  • Geez.....I thought we were good neighbours.

  • i'd just love to step in an octagon with any or all of them. canada is not better than the states nore is the states better than canada there is a large margine of personal preference and likings and both country's are good in there own way, oh! did i mention i am drinking a 4% light beer 473 ml tall boy cours light.... and yest i'd still love to hit those guys

  • Fuckin assholes. Send them to Afghanistan.

  • @rlhillier I agree!

  • pretty sure canada wasn`t in the coalition of the willing. chretien demanded proof. unless the coalition of the willing was for afghanistan too and not just iraq.

  • @beckstar78 We didnt support nor were part of the Coalition to go into Iraq, Canadian Spec Ops were 1 of the first soldiers in Afganistan.

  • Ahahahaha..>X)

  • cant believe how stupid they are, it boggles my mind..

  • I love how news reporters are insulting the bravery of soldiers, I'd love to see them in Afgan...

  • Wow you FOX idiots do not realize the "Mounties" RCMP do wear regular police outfits. They do wear bullet-proof vests. They do in fact drive cars, SUV's and trucks. The canadian forces does in fact have tanks. The only time you see a police officer on a horse in Canada is a rare occaision in the summer time and you can get in HUGE trouble for riding a horse on the main roads. Cenk Uygur, you're awesome for making fun of those fox idiots and sticking up for canada which is a great culture!!!!!!!!

  • It's going to be so sweet one day when the U.S actually tries it, every other country backs us, and we stomp them into the ground.

  • @Noxshus What world are you living in...

  • @Noxshus Maybe I read that wrong. I read it as you were in the U.S. and every country backs the U.S.

  • Even heroes have the right to bleed.

  • Fox News are a bunch of hackshows.... btw they pronounced Lieutenant wrong.... it's pronounced "lef-tenant"

  • I hope some day Canada cuts you America fucks off to our supplies, maybe we will join up with Russia, there pretty ballin

  • lets see that mouthy little shit go to war or combat and hold bet's on how long before friendly fire bullet hit's him in the head. Red eye i'm going to enjoy watching you all die.

  • This is so unbelievably cocky

  • Is this even Fox News?

  • Canada wasn't attacked. Canada did not go to Iran. Just fuck off. America is one of if not the most violent country in the world.

  • @Keefterdam No one went to Iran dumbfuck, my god get an education before your comment on this. No one is at war with Iran, only tension is growing with them.

  • @SupremeCmder I meant Iraq. My apologies.

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  • would canada be able to get away with this if they didnt share a border with "the most powerful country in the universe?" no shit we could, because people dont have a reason to attack canada.

  • @Chrispoirier The most powerful country, that is bullshit american talk. Shut the fuck up. Your country isnt the most powerful get your head out of your ass please.

  • The funny thing is we have a better air force than the US so we have the upper hand, because a ground troop or even a tank won't stand for shit against a missile, I'm just saying not bragging like this douche.

  • @SuperGmodkid Air Domination is the most important part of a war

  • Internet pieces of shit

  • It's called red eye for god's sake! They must be all fucking stoned...

  • 2:15 and on, wow.

  • Republicans. The reason every fucking country hates us.

  • im sorry. I cant hear them over our HEALTH CARE and half the shit he said isent even true

  • Hey us let me tell you something,canada has lost over 160 men & women , and you know what no one crashed planes in our buildings and we still sent oun forces to afganistan. Do not forget that in the war of 1812 we burnt down your white house and you know what... IT FELT GOOD!.

  • @MrLoler21 The British did that not us, and making insults about the twin towers is just wrong, my brother was a fire fighter that help people get out, he was in the south tower on the 56 floor when he died. I ama Canadian, Son of a soldier that has been serving for 30 years, he is a Cold war vet. Please think before you say something.

  • @SupremeCmder And my brother is a 10 foot tall vagina and my father is a 2 year old female.

    Point is, it's only possible to know the truth 'bout you if the people you were arguing with knew you, which they don't.

  • RCMP are fucking hard men, you mess around with them at all and they ll beat the christ out of you before you are arrested. Also there's a reason why Canadian Infantryman were nicknamed Storm Troopers, we are a swarm that won't run at you. We'll walk all the way because we know that we will take the objective or die for the men beside you, that is who we are... Deadmen walking that are ready to give our lives at any time to save any life even that of our enemies.

  • I'm giving the Red Eye crew too much credit by responding I know, But hell I'm bored. I think it's more that we (I am Canadian) have a reputation of MINDING OUR OWN GODDAMN BUISINESS rather then sharing a border with the U.S.being the main reason why Canada doesn't have enemies?

    BTW, The RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) The red uniform you see them is a dress uniform, used only for ceremonies. RCMP officers are not people you want to mess with, You'll never see a fat RCMP officer.

  • God damn stupid Americans LOL Red Eye was retarded...dumb fucks

  • wow canaidians have lost there lives for the us, what a bunch of d-bags

  • None of these guys would have to fortitude to join the army or any security services

  • @johnvdm13 your ignorance appalls me...

  • Americans are jealous of we Canadians, are money is worth more , are country is cleaner , and we don't have eh that's in Alaska and we one the war of 1812 so let me see who is better a country with a nigger as the president or a country that has freedom in canada we can do what ever we want but we still have cops hell we have more troops in the military then america does and if you don't like it lump it

  • @johnvdm13 you are an idiot just so you know, not because u think Canada is better, but because of the reasons. specially the nigger and freedom part, you disgusting piece of trash. Also, some basic grammar would benefit you.

  • @DarkSoulofTorture by the way it sounds, you don't like Canada your from Canada so let me see im not being mean im just saying this to set the record on most people im Canadian and im proud to be one i love my country and what i said is all true look it up oh and p.s. thanks for calling me an idiot and a disgusting piece of trash maybe you should know my life story on how i was almost killed and Americans beat the hell out of me i had my only mother killed in front of me i can keep going.

  • Yeah Canada could get away with no military cause the world loves our weed smoking hockey loving asses

  • "you know what,..we Canadians are really starting to piss the Americans off, just sitting on the top of north america" -can't remember who said this

    fuckin stupid Americans "most powerful country in the universe" last time I checked the Russians are Koreans are the most deadly

    second If america attacked Canada we would kick there asses again (history's in our favour)

    I've tried to see things from Americas point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass

  • I love the fact that the fucks from Fox news are making fun of people actually fighting the war wanting to take a break... where as they are sitting on a couch bitching about Canada.

    And btw.... Leslie would have ripped his head of and shoved it up his ass

  • Fox news is amazing, canada fucking sucks

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  • WE HAVE THE BEST ECONOMY & OIL. GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE AMERICANS

  • the USA can't invade Canada because most of their resouces come from Canada...

  • How is Andrew an unusual name for a man?

  • People(using the term,loosely), like this, are a disgrace to their nation. I know Americans. They are NOT like these jokers. Canada rocks! We don't rely on the States for our protection! Per capita, we carry our weight! The US doesn't like us, because, we have a better society. Universal health care. Subsidiized housing, etc.....

  • Europe relies on the US for military support!! Idiots, we have better planes, better tanks, better troops and better special forces then you. You might have more equipment and troops then us but we can take care of ourselves just fine.

  • @Helghastl33t ya and? better military... and then what?

  • Were so ahead of the states its not even funny.

  • @gregxcoree Haha..... well guess what Honky. You're Wrong bitch! Ahahah >X))))

  • For the record, not all of Canada has mounties. Ontario has the OPP. Furthermore, we don't need bullet-proof vests and stuff because we don't often have any commonly occurring issues which would require such equipment, unlike in the US.

  • @CamTheEnginner the rcmp is up more northen area when crossing the country heading west.

  • oh yeah were sooo dumb...while you guys are spending millions of tax dollars on a pointless war that putting you in huge debt, were spending our money on education, health care and important stuff.

  • Americunts being Americunts, nothing to see here folks. Old news is old.

  • thre they go with the stereotypes. the dumb and hated think we're not smart, that makes me laugh.

  • These people are so ignorant and stupid that it makes me want to throw up.

    

  • Yeah that's right, were Idiots for spending tax dollars on healthcare and social programs instead of being the worlds policemen.

  • This is really stupid , as for canada Vs america in the culture aspect we are much different. We fight for those who can't they war monger those who can't , we are giving and forgiving , they take blame and accuse everyone of things they don't approve of . This is why when traveling to other nations people wear the canadian flag...so as the locals show good will , also as a nation we canadians don't try to stuff our culture down the throats of the world.

  • The most common stereotype that people make about Americans is that they are stupid. These retards are the reason for it

  • We're not in the war because we dont start wars.

  • Most powerful country in the Universe? *facepalm*

  • This is just one big fucking circle jerk with dumbass american pricks. I fucking hate pricks like this, god damn these people are fucking stupid. JESUS

  • I'm not sure if this is just comedy or if they really mean it... I'm inclined to go with the latter though, this being Fox after all.

  • @steketcanada

    I am American dude. I just haven't figured out how these fucking idiots get their own news show because If I knew I would out stage them by providing intelligent news. Not all of us are arrogant assholes like fox news executives.

  • @Alestorm5000 simple old son , in the usa idiots have the right as long as they are(RICH) americans to sprout utter rubbish and toot!

    in Canada we dont allow dickheads to speak bollocks!

  • @grahamkeithtodd

    okay, while i don't understand everything you said I understood most of it.

    And I can agree with this, however I just don't like the fact that while most Americans can understand that neither the USA or Canada is better these people have insulted Canada and most Canadians have insulted Americans instead of the douche(s) who said it. This does not support me, my views, or my beliefs. It just reminds me of how being human should be an insult.

  • @Alestorm5000 ok i understand,you get the gist of what i am saying old son,

    and your right most Americans don't subscribe to this idiotic viewpoint

    sadly idiots who shout the loudest tend to get heard!

    and Fox News is full of idiots!(sadly your country seems to have more then it's fair share of idiots!)

    (Fox News lowering standards for over 15 years and proud of it!)

  • @grahamkeithtodd

    perhaps one day people will be judged by their actions.

    until that day I will attempt to find a different country that has less oppression than this one. And when this country falls to pieces, I hope to build a better country.

  • @steketcanada and why exactly would they be jealous? because you're the leading exporter in maple syrup? pfft...

  • @ivxett - Leading exporter of maple syrup? I've got a different syrup for you, hoser: how about OIL? Fun fact: Canada is the largest supplier of good old crude to the USA. The next time you or your mates feel like saluting America's almighty military power, stop a second and consider where the gas for all those tanks and jets is coming from, eh?

  • This guy in now my favorite American.

  • All those talk show people I wana kick the shit out off and I mean like don't stop unto shit leaves there body. They acted like such fucking assholes

  • Dayum, sometimes i forget how dumb and ignorant americans are, but videos like these always remind me...hahahamericans so funny

  • OH USA Y R U SO DUMB ?

  • I don't see red eye hosts fighting in the war!!!!!

  • Canada just doesn't kill every non white person in sight

  • isn't "RED EYE' the name of a male STD?

  • I just want to point out one little piece of idiocy the jackass talking about the mounties was missing.

    First of all the mounties are our federal police service, and are generally respected the world over. They are a paramilitary organization not just a police force, so they are better trained, or used to be, than the average doughnut eating cop.

    But most importantly they don't NEED the heavily armed cars (which they actually do have for special events) or need to be heavily armed at all times

  • Shortages? We manufacture tanks, and aircraft, and sell it to the states. We also burned down the white house, don't fuck with us.

  • Canada don't have to spend much money on defense because we don't go around and police the world. That cause 2 things: wars are very expensive.....and people that live in the country you are invading will hate you....The only thing a country needs to defend itself is a damn good antiaircraft/missile defense and ground troops and vehicle.

  • Everything in the USA is about the show and not the content of the show

  • btw, Red Eye is a parody show. You aren't really supposed to take it seriously. they are entertainers.

  • I really wonder sometimes if Americans seriously have the mind to think we call the cops and they show up at our doors on a horse...haha funny thought

  • 2 mistakes

    1 watching the video

    2 making that damn segment!

  • "We've got cops and theve got mounties, We've got tanks and theve got horses hahahahaha" T_T Seriously? SERIOUSLY!!!! (Rage Face) WHOSE LAUGHIN NOW after were going to kick your asses (I don't mean the WHOLE COUNTRY just FOX) This is also why the US has so many enemies and psycotic douchebags in their country huh "I diden't know they where in the war! hahahaha" Someone nuke fox, INSTANTLY!

  • @legowierdo "WHOSE LAUGHIN NOW after were going to kick your asses"

    First, how would you think that's going to happen? Second, calm down. People poke fun at each other's nations all the time. Yes, the guy on the segment was a douche, but you're making yourself look like a reactionary retard when you start threatening his entire country.

  • Fox "news" is the worst shit out there.

  • What a bunch of assholes. Did it ever cross their minds that we don't need as big as an army as the US because people actually LIKE us? We have more allies than just Americans, dumbasses. I'm pretty sure that if someone attacked Canada, at least half of the world would come and help us. And as the dude said- Our cops are as tough as they need to be; our family can sleep peacefully with our doors unlocked at night.

    Not to mention we're bigger than them- just say'n.

  • @Braly5 you can sleep with the door unlocked in America too. not everywhere is inner city LA. Americans have misconceptions about Canada. Well Canadians have misconceptions about America too.

  • @zikten True, true. The whole world seems so out of touch with each other sometimes.

  • the US is the only reason Canada would have ANY enemies...

  • @peanut1billion Serious,no one has military beef with us

  • Question: how many enemies does Canada have?

  • @Maguel83 1... The US >_>;

  • @Maguel83 right now the:

    UAE

    IRAN

    NORTH KOREA

    SYRIA

  • This is probably the most ignorant thing I've seen..

  • @joh13ansen The Fox video to clarify

  • Canada needs to invade the U.S. to shut them up!

  • @TolentinoTV Yeah, that sounds like it couldn't possibly go wrong.

  • Oh! I missed the racist stereotyping about Mexicans and siestas!

  • Not to mention the sexist and homophobic references

  • yoga > war

    Don't know about capri pants though.

  • Just so everyone knows Red Eye is a satirical show.

  • We supported you in WWI and in WWII and in Afghanistan. That is no appropriate way to talk about us Canadians. By the way China owns much of the military that you so often brag about. You borrow the money you need from China to buy all of the crap that you think makes America so great. (btw, this was not addressed to all americans, just the guys bashing Canada in the video)

  • 1.8T debt in '09 and now it's 14T ... wtf!!

  • I'm pretty sure no one want to attack Canada. If they did it would be to get at America...being next to a country so many places hate is not that awesome...especially if someone wanted to launch a nuke. Canada went into Afghanistan purely to support America...it had nothing to do with us. Why would these people talk about their ally like that?

  • Suck my Canadian dick 

  • Uggghhh....we (Canadians) have heavily armored police cars...and New York has cops on horses...every big major city has cops on horses...either for historical or psychological reasons. Either way these guys are fuckin retarded...but people did overreact. These guys are goofs...no one important takes them seriously which is all that matters at the end of the day.

  • wow patriots (in general) are retarded

  • Andrew is a weird name for a man?

  • @aceofspades477 ahahaha apparently only women should have the last name Leslie...makes sense right?

  • uneducated trash...using millitary power to compensate for lack of brains.

  • Stupid fucking power hungry americans trying to police the world. As always happens in history and always will, every empire falls, and i can't wait until there empire falls, although i don't think they realise how much the world hates them, and i do enjoy watching how fat and pathetic they really are on tv, like the show swamp people bunch of real classy folk ya got down there ya inbred hicks, go eat another big mac ya fat fucks, blow up more of your own people as an excuse to go to war for oil

  • @nickh05 "i can't wait until there empire falls"

    I'm getting tired of all these anti-American comments. You do realise that they're our country's largest trading partners, right? If they fall, we do too. Canadian and American culture isn't all that different. We both have Big Macs, obesity is on the rise, we've got our Bible-thumping rednecks and they've got theirs. Our Prime Minister is more Pro-Israeli than their President, and we're in Afghanistan with them. So stfu.

  • What a bunch of idiots. And Americans wonder why the WHOLE fucking planet hates Americans.

  • Do Marines walk around with their sabres and white hats? No. So why would the RCMP walk around in their bright red dress uniforms & horses?

  • @pissed7off you seriously think the RCMP go around on horses, wearing bright red all the time? they have fucking cars! The horses are for show like during parades and such. and thats a National Police Local Police don't wear red suits they were bullet proof vests, with guns and lights just like a cop show... When i think of Canadian Police i think of the RCMP, America, oh a fat cop parked to the side of the road wiping jelly off his radar gun... Stereotypes aren't always true dude...

  • @IsThis4Entertainment The RCMP is the local police force in my city, of course I don't think that. "Why would" implies a hypothetical situation.

  • @pissed7off really? my town has 3 kind of cops, OPP, Then the municipal police force and then the aboriginal police force

  • @IsThis4Entertainment I'm in a Vancouver suburb. Some of the other suburbs, and Vancouver itself, have their own local law enforcement.

  • As a canadian I thought it was funny, you got to be able to laugh at yourself. Don't take life to seriously folks. By the way Cenk how is Anthony Weiner doing? I seen something in the news a while ago, and you were "reporting" how Andrew Breitbart was trying to set up an innocent man. Cenk! you are definitely worth laughing at.

  • ameriCUNT news reporter

  • Seriously, fuck you Faux News.

  • Fail. And they wonder why people hate them.

  • Some Americans dont even believe in evolution.... and they call us stupid. Makes me laugh.

  • @jtalfredo22 Canada has two creationist museums. Admittedly they're both in Alberta, but it still counts.

  • well, im leaving the u.s. i can no longer tolerate the ignorance running our country

  • Canada actually has far superior tactical force operations in law enforcement than the us... Not to mention we're not safe because the US has a military, we're safe because people don't want to kill us. We're in danger because of our proximity to the states

  • People who hate Canada = USA

    People who hate USA = pretty much everyone except USA itself

    And the USA doesn't even seem to be aware of it.

    Yep, gotta hate USA for their arrogance.

  • wtf canada has cops too, dumbass pricks. its not like we call 911 and then the cops fucking show up in red jackets and horses, god fucking damn.

  • @JackyRBKwan just ignorant! people like this make americans look bad.we are neighbours and like the other guy said if it wasnt for the states we would be doing way better..and our cops here drive chargers! its -40 dumb ass cant ride horses! just ignorant stupid people lol its funny.come up and have a beer so ya can fall flat on your ass lol light weights!

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  • these ppl should be shot

  • you can actually see the hands up theyre ass's

  • Thank You Young Turks!

    The ONLY country Canada has ever needed any “protection” from is the States itself!

    NO-ONE has EVER expressed or attempted any hostilities against us – except the States!

    Our country has gone completely to SHIT because of the US!!

    You arrogant ASS HOLES are, in fact, and have always been, the “greatest threat” to our own ‘National Security’ and well-being.

    FUCK YOU Fox News (and all the zionist jew bastards running it)! Get someone else to kill for IsraHell.

  • @ForeignPerson1 "NO-ONE has EVER expressed or attempted any hostilities against us – except the States!"

    Not true. There was a failed plot to kill our Prime Minister in 2006 ("Toronto 18"). We don't need the help of the United States to "kill for Israel," since our PM has more or less pledged his undying love for Netanyahu. Our politicians are assholes all on their own.

    Future suggestion: Try not to represent Canadians when calling people Jew bastards, kthx.

  • @TheoreticalPixies An assassination attempt (by some one) against 1 individual (whoever they are) is NOT an attack against our COUNTRY. 1 bullet aimed at 1 person is NOT the same as thousands of bombs targeted at tens of thousands of people (like the US did to Libya recently). My statement stands.

    Since when did I ever claim to be speaking for all Canadians? Yet Harper does that often enough (for all of us) in his OWN loyal support for these murdering “bastards” - and for that, he SHOULD be!

  • @ForeignPerson1 "An assassination attempt (by some one) against 1 individual (whoever they are) is NOT an attack against our COUNTRY."

    Of course it is. They targeted Harper because he's supposed to be a representative of our country. They were also planning more than an assassination, including bombing buildings like the Toronto Stock Exchange, opening fire in public places, etc. For all you purport to know on the matter, I'm surprised you haven't heard of them.

  • @TheoreticalPixies I’m not going to argue semantics with you - obviously an “attack” can be defined differently (& not just militarily - according to Harper, an attack against Israel is an attack against us).

    As I said before, He SHOULD be shot (for his support of those MURDERING BASTARDS) – and I’D call that “doing our country a service”!

    Yes, I read about it but a ‘Report’ is not (usually) the FACTS – and (supposed) “planning” is not doing. Another Mossad Op I’d bet - they did JFK & 9/11.

  • @ForeignPerson1 canda is the only contire to sucsefuly invade america (even if the army was being led by the British Generals)

  • lol I think the mere existance of the USA puts Canada in peril

  • 'MOST IN DEBT COUNTRY IN THE UNIVERSE" ..... 16.3 TRILLION DOLLARS AND GROWING!

  • "most powerful country in the universe"

    Fuck you, you arrogant prick!

  • 1.8 trillion ahahahaha those were the days

  • This is why no one likes Americans they are jocking on The Canadian fighters that are helping keep them alive and talkin' bad about his name any one who laugh's at this is an idiot

  • its official. ive lost any faith i've ever had in americans.

  • @mrsderekmorgan17 Seriously? Out of 300,000,000 people, 3 say something condescending and stupid, and you've lost all faith in their entire nation?

  • Holy big ego's.

  • simple why we dont need a big defence is because the world does not hate us even though were similar to the us in so many ways except for that were not assholes eh

  • fuckin idiots

  • omg cenk you are awesome

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  • wth Canada has never relied on the US it's the other way round golf war, Vietnam War,cold war,WW1 and WW2 the war in Afghanistan. in wars it's mainly Canadians fighting by themselves at first then later on U.S finally joins in the war in Afghanistan and the Vietnam War is wars that U.S are relying on us or have relied on us and not the other way round

  • :40 mark I just saw this moron the other day because he put together the "Ron Paul chronicles" with twilight zone music (youtube clip) trying to make the only republican candidate who makes sense to sound seem like a kook. But it only made him look like a kook.

    Why do annoying people will big mouths and small brains seem to get jobs with FOX news and have their own shows?

  • this was hilarious ....go Red Eye

  • lol. if canada started rotting we would be at the level the usa is at

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  • I really hope he doesn't actually think our cops wear red, that hasn't been done for decades except for civil ceremonies.