Women CAN'T drive!

[EmoPuppetPeep]

i admit, you were fatter back then!

[Imjustbeingme1231]

I lost my crap when I saw Babytard! Shes SO cute! :)

[WhiteLiteBarbie]

Poop? Wtf??? Embarrassing! !! Hahahaha

[desireseonards6554]

hiya baby You not gonna be bored with me

[TheAmvietCrew]

Like if your the 777,777 Person :)

[dragone521]

poop

[Biginuf]

worthless.

[MissDrewful]

omg andy grammer! you guys are so lucky! wahhhhhh

[MariahLesiarw385]

hihi I know what you need...I got everything you need

[SchobrienProductions]

Why is everyone trolling? This was funny!

[ggianlucaa1]

zach gilafanikins?

[Slipvayne1908]

the two most obnoxious people on earth in one car?! there is no god

[DoctorJay184]

You can't rap.

Fail.

[ThamesOrIsis]

When these two people were born, their moms opened up their heads, SHlT inside, and closed them up, hoping for the best. The result is what we see here. Ooh, sorry, was that a mom joke?

[gyxx11]

I FUCKING HATE your lame ass videos!!! 

[ColeFried81]

5:35 "poop!" lmao

[Ajax194]

stupid



[babypink912]

okay what does this have to do with women cant drive??

[ColeFried81]

@babypink912 Women Can't Drive @ 4:49 if you want to skip the video... thumbs up.

[babypink912]

@ColeFried81 dokay!@!@ that was a waste of my time to sit here and re-look at this waste of time video. thanks for responding (sarcasm)

[golf1diesel]

@babypink912 easy..ninja viewers

[babypink912]

@golf1diesel what ninja viewers what is that?

[golf1diesel]

@babypink912 to get a lot of views people put some interesting titles so other people visit them more ;)

[Maddox997]

Komu się chce oglądać takie gówna? SPIERDALAJCIE JAJOGŁOWI JANKESI

[El7Cantante7]

What. A. Stupid. Video...

[lockyjose]

herp herp herp herpes on the lips

[DMMcGregor]

The funniest part of this video was seeing that he had a girlfriend. And she wasn\t tied to a radiator, either.

[tyjackson22]

he shouldnt rap



[lhrmeonom]

GUYS!!! DO YOU SEE THE AD???? on top of the recommended video ad there's this bald guy with huge yellow text "I LOVE YOU SXEPHIL"

[norevelation]

Why do people vlog? No... why do people watch vlogs? Hm...

[AcaRJacKeR]

hearin tht crack pipe crackle dont hate on shay because he only drinks snapple.

OHHH SERVERD lo jk

[dragosh9991]

970 womens dislike xD

[wolfandsons20002000]

quit rapping fag you suck

[yo24ism]

wtf is this shit ???

[johncandy3578]

wats this video goto do with car accidents

[kebbun1]

the guy rapping has herpes on his lips. that rap is contageous. Jesus

[pelaokitobal]

why is every time im having fun watching videos this asshole has to show up?

[pelaokitobal]

why is every time im having fun watching videos this asshole has to show up?

[Chrome104]

This fuckers rapping skills are so terrible. I can rap better and I listen to Metal.

[DropDeadJscott]

@Chrome104 Dude, your trolling skills are so terrible, I can troll better, and I have a life.

[Chrome104]

@DropDeadJscott Lol I don't troll I state the facts xD

[DropDeadJscott]

@DropDeadJscott Sorry bro, I went a day without cigs, first time, so I was looking for something to get mad at.

[EliteGamer001]

Male drivers have a 77 percent higher risk of dying in a car accident than women, based on miles driven.

[vechron]

@EliteGamer001 I wonder if that takes into account nagging and back seat driving strokes and heart attacks...

[MadSkeelz16]

@EliteGamer001 because they drive at more than 6 mph I reckon, doesn't mean women are better at all !!

[EliteGamer001]

@MadSkeelz16 You know men are more crazy and dangerous than women.

[MadSkeelz16]

@EliteGamer001 Crazy yes, I don't know if dangerous is accurate. It's not safe to drive too slow you know??

[idilali]

classical example of the american life style ha.. you guyss need to loose weight

[sweetblackstarx]

: D "awsome"

[Strangetouch]

Nice herpe gaytard

[soadruleztheworld]

Isn't this gay guy sxephil?

[alexijojo]

This video has been out for almost two years, but I finally found out who the guy singing is that they liked. It's Andy Grammer and he has a semi-popular song out called Keep Your Head Up. But the song in the video is called Pocket.

I was listening to the song on Youtube and I was like why does this sound so familiar? And I almost dropped dead when I remembered this video!!

[hjchamp04]

correction* White Women CAN'T drive!

[hjchamp04]

@xtriggerXX and where did you get that statistic from??

[xtriggerXX]

@hjchamp04 news, tv, life. Its always the mexican women crashing her car cause she is drunk or mexican man, or redneck lady or white old man...I dont know why I said black cause black people can drive good man or women. I am not racist I am just sayin that white women CAN drive :P I am sure there is alot that cant but its not just white girls.

[Mr13GERA]

dont ever,ever ever ever make a video again....nd yu cant rap 4 SHITT!!

[joeybare]

@Mr13GERA Funny, that's all rap is. Shit thrown together.

[Jrazzle0830]

dont touch my.... WALLET

[OTULP62]

gay shay

[borcestamenov]

you my man...i can even say...you are so f*** stupid...maybe woman can't drive but you suck big time !!

[barcelona08fc]

I wish I can have 5mins and 38secs of my life back!!!

[mrmrdean1]

IVE HAD TOOTHACHES THAT ARE FUNNIER THAN THIS SPOILED LITTLE DICK,WOULD LOVE TO QUIETLY RUN ALONG SIDE THAT CAR WITH A GARDEN HOSE RUNNING FROM THE EXHAUST, YOU WOULD THEN HEAR A SLEEPY VERSION OF THIS SHIT,THEN SNORING ZZZZZZZZZ, THEN SILENTS.YEEEEEEAH.

[mrmrdean1]

IM A FAT YANK AND I LOOK KIKE BLUTO,MY WINDOWS ARE TINTED SO YOU CANT PRESS YOUR HOOTERS,WERE ALL GAY AND WITH CHICKS LIKE THESE YOU WOULD TO,WHO ME?NO YOU AND THE REST OF YOU WHO CHOSE TO FUCK AROUND ON YOU TUBE THINKING THAT YOUR COOL,FOOL IAM NOT A RAPPER IM JUST WATCHING VIDEOS THAT ARE CRAPPER AND CRAPPER BY THE DAY, AND BY THE WAY YOU FAT KNACKERS THIS AINT FUNNY AND THAT BITCH YOUR WITH AINT NO HONEY,SHE JUST WANTS YOUR MONEY,YOU STILL THINK YOUR FUNNY?I DONT.

[MonstarX1]

@mrmrdean1 y u mad tho?

[jiujitsu11]

shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaayyyyyy :D:D:D:D

[HellRazorNZL]

fukn gay cunts man

[CheekiMnky]

You gotta see "funny police pursuit- woman driver" by bymeno 

[crockpot54]

nice mouth herpes.

[504Anon]

Damn Phil... I didn't know you were a fucking moron!

I watch your show all the time, but I didn't know you hung out with those tard people... Now I feel like a douchebag, because... ahh, nevermind. Guess you're just a bitch ass internet star... That's all you'll ever be.

[tylersummitt]

Opinionated comment about hating people who give their opinions?

[laikros]

Bloop 

[xTheJuLio]

she should have stayed in the kitchen

[fuckinwayshegoes]

I fucking hate this kid. STOP ABUSING YOUTUBE. when i want to see a video about something. I don't want to see your face and hear your opinion about shit. Who the fuck are you that you think your opinion needs to be shared with anyone besides the unfortunate people you know? I hate your face, i hate your opinions, i hate your voice, and I hate that you abuse freedom of speech by bait and switching interesting video titles with your lame personal "video blog" series. you WILL be stopped.

[TheAngelRussie]

Fucking stupid idiots! Title - misleading. Fail. Your faces - ugly. Fail. Your "talents" - boy, do I really need to say anythin'????? FAIL as fail can be. Morons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go fuck yourselves. Sideways. Stupid motherfuckers.

[GREEDY602]

thats a nice herpe u got on your lip lol

[darksta01]

mind numbing shit...!!!

[imerrein]

UMM is these a joke,u gave a video kewl name,the 1 that you kno that people will watch only to get ppl to watch it....ur pathetic and sad,go get some real friend's and get a new life.

[ashley118118]

every where i go i see Shay Carl these days

[melbournepure]

he is like a pig....

[samandash90210]

they should let u like more the a dozen times!!!!

[needlenosekw]

um shay, ur gay

[Manslayer468]

you suck

[twin1010101010]

the 858 people who disliked this are women drivers....

[penguinato23]

They may not be able to drive...but they sure can make sandwiches.

[angerami40100989]

2:17 rob Schneider

[r4zom]

damn u guys are anoying ur good title got me to view this awful video i hope ur camera breaks and your ocmputer siezes to work u suck stop it

[guntrano]

people who cant rap cant drive !

[Saffronscurse]

people who cant rap need to stop, so annoying

[randomradicalstuff]

@Saffronscurse you do know he was playing? he's a comedian

[maniac111111111]

@Saffronscurse Depends, when people like that, that you know, are convinced to seriously rap in some presentation it can be pure comedy.

[mys628]

@Saffronscurse the first one wasn't that bad. stop hating

[girlpartz]

@Saffronscurse people who can rap need to stop too XD

[MisseryFear7]

@Saffronscurse well ur a retard arent you 

[poolboytoy14]

she shoulda been in the kitchen....

[1939PlymouthRatRod]

Frak ye adds  why shoild I have to wait

[FrankaDith]

Herpes on your face man nice!

[tervish]

People like this are why terrorists exist, these people disgust me to the point of actually making a comment on this bullshit.

[JehutyFIN]

@tervish rofl, unsuccesful troll is unsuccesful...

[Capcoor]

Then how come insurance rates are higher for men?

[e1kie]

@Capcoor You dumb bitch the only reason insurance is higher for men is because men are more liable to drink and drive because your the type of self righteous bitch who drives men to drink. men are only bad drivers when theyre drunk. women are bad drivers ALL THE FUCKING TIME. get back to the fucking kitchen before your man knows you were online without permission. fucking cunt

[Capcoor]

@e1kie I'm a man,actually.And I know plenty of good woman drivers.Also,I don't have to resort to name calling like SOME people I know.

[l0serpants]

all youtube ppl are always having fun

[jebbadiah]

whats thats chicks name? i think its herminy i take her out and ill give it in her hiney with my wizzard stick...

[turtleman220]

3:52 holy crap his hand is fat :p

[stuwhit08]

Dammmmn, Shay be rappin better than RainDrop!

[ChefPJ12]

holy crap....i've seen that father son team that does the acrobatics in that same spot!

[iCyberSecs]

was that shawn dawson with the blackberry torch in the background near the tub?

[viisiigen]

"girl's can drive better than guys" she sounded retarted me...

[TheCollaredCrow]

@viisiigen

err, you spelled retarded wrong. Your point is now invalid (jk). Besides, not all women are bad drivers. Just the prissy naive ones that squeal and freak out if they have no makeup on or chip a nail. I, for one, am independant, tomboyish girl who is a fairly good driver (my older brother has crashed all 3 of our cars before he was 18. I haven't had a crash yet. However, I came close once when on of the prissy girls I described ignorantly ran a stop sign and nearly t-boned me).

[notyouagain1]

A fat talentless sack of shit and a unfunny closet homosexual packed into one car? Unimaginable!

[nateyluvsu101]

was that shay on stage at 1:56

[Sophied4545]

I'm not exactly sure, but I think this was the video that introduced me to Charlestrippy. All I gotta say is Phil, THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. :D

[crunksta86]

You are such a douchbag dude... seriously...

[yola123charm1]

THAT guy sings ugly!

[duckgeezer]

two fat, ugly yanks who think they're funny.

and the only way they get hits is by giving their crappy video an interesting title.

[OpticSniper117]

@duckgeezer youve obviously never seen any of their other vids, y dont u do research on why they get so many views

[Ruslankin2010]

what is the point of bright "drawing attention" name of this video? So people will check it out and will find out another "famous" youtube person..

[killa420herb]

poop

[krypekeeper]

u have herpes fat man

[hallmonitor98]

nastry herpes

[hernameisSJ]

Wow that's like the worst thing taht could happen to me. "I'm lost" and "My phone died".

[niwreyenrac]

I'm not gay or anything, but I love Phil. He's just so sexy. But I don't think Time Warner Cable likes him because after I've been watching his show that's not really a show, but it kind of is because you watch it on something that kind of is a TV in a way, but not really, but after an hour or two of watching Phil doing cool shit and getting paid for it, .. well that's off topic... TWC cranks my bandwidth down to a f'ing crawl so it takes 20 minutes to load a 5:37 episode... WTF?

[hernameisSJ]

@niwreyenrac o mgy ou a reg ay.

[speaksman89]

I hate these youtubers. They think they're such hot shit living in L.A. and not having real jobs.

[MuzycYzLyfe]

@speaksman89 dude then why the hell watch?

[speaksman89]

@MuzycYzLyfe Good question. There are a few I like though but not many.I like Kassem G.

[MuzycYzLyfe]

@speaksman89 Hmm... I don't really like Kassem's vlogs but I like him main videos. I think these guys are just being honest. I'm sure they don't think they're hot shit. i mean, how much can this job REALLY pay?

[speaksman89]

@MuzycYzLyfe Some can even make 100 000 dollars a year.

[ClientMemo]

here in my country the women can't drive never

[TheDlr96]

I love ctfxc LOL kinda random

[lotsoffunjay]

that shit on his lip got some shit on his lip

[hotdogman67]

@PuffinItUp

Lol!! What the hell!?

[helenarose27]

CTFXC FTW!!!

[danie142009]

wow, this makes me want to kill myself because, ive never had a day in my whole life wherre i was nearly as happpy as yall in this

[penarol]

what an asshole!!!!!!

[musicshanefredhigga]

What were you guys fliming? I saw Shane Dawson!

[RogueTheElfWarrior1]

Women can't drive?? Well, I guess I must be a man since I've been driving a car since I was 16 and a motorcycle since I was 14! Lol!

[DemonFang72]

@RogueTheElfWarrior1

Indeed, you are, apparently, a man.

Because the video is not humorous in any such way to mock the stereotype of women drivers, who are, IN FACT, statistically worse drivers.

Not to the degree of idiocy, which you must have felt the need to verify.

Oh, by the way, congrats on driving a motorcycle at the age of 14.

No one cares. Seriously.

[Jarco45]

Charles "just" got pwnt! :O

Had to cut "The first thing that comes to your mind"?

[TheMx518]

@asj121994 Why would you say that?

[Kenkas15]

gay

[MadHatterTruth]

my life sucks.

[gurney85]

life looks pretty sweet out there in the sun and the fun for you guys...

[keith25180741]

GAY

[TheMagicofCurtis]

was the last bit at the warf?

[hannahkosmala123]

Shay Carl is so great and care free. Lucky to have him as a friend.

[DarkMCR666]

Four guys in a bathroom its like "Sour Math" all over again. "Google it"

[PAA788]

is that herpes on his face??

[AEO21Productions]

I love Kassem, he's effin hilarious

[8stewiegriffin]

Shay, you really should concentrate on eating burgers, you stink at everything else. Sorry, but a roll of toilet paper is more interesting than you...

[kankuro153]

those two dudes at the end wow u have to be really strong to do that

[bethodman]

god this is garbage

[fytvjtufgblu]

WHERE THE F**K DID HE GET A BABY???

lol hangover...dejavu

[InfectiousVideos]

The last 30 seconds of your video are like a really bad trip D:

[jebbadiah]

@InfectiousVideos thats what she said.

[MajrMovieMadnes]

that was a terrible drum circle compared to tobymacs. but count it, he had a bunch of black people do it and they have better a better sense of beat.

[Diabeticfury]

wow grizzly has go some rymes but now its furys time im gona lay down so sick ass wordz you guys be flyn so high ull bee a burd philly D is on top of the net his jokes so hot they make osama sweat make a the b**** (bad word)s wet he gets them ready srry hes just not ready

[bionicmexican666]

anyone know the name of the artist at 5:00? I really want to find him on myspace or something, he sounds amazing.

[alexijojo]

me too! nobody knows though!

[GODLIEK]

Trippy owned by babytard!

[bookboy2]

The balancing guys are less impressive on their side, but its a cool shot nonetheless.

[kaytonutube]

i thought this was supposed to be about girls who cant drive

[bookboy2]

@kaytonutube He had to edit that part out. Or Phil would be in th dog house.

[roxy2190]

babytard looks so little!

[omarsharko]

rip beartard

[k0edyo]

5:10

[jmmarz97]

wtf what so funny

[trellarosa24]

ok so how does this show dat women cant drive?!?!?!?... i dont get it

[MrTylersTechShow]

4:55

[TheClickFive11]

who is that guy in the bathtub?

[Michellynne6]

Whatadayderek

[enter0title0here]

sxephil + charalstrippy = :D~

[mushugai]

All you youtube folks have way too much light hearted fun... wheres the ackward moments and stress? This cant be a day in the life of, cause that means I gotta shoot myself and start over.

[LBird44]

lmfao just say the first thing that comes to your mind ... "poop"

awesome... end of story