MST3K 810 Giant Spider Invasion 6/10

[PsychoJosh]

"Dear chunkhead"... well that's not nice!

[RichterTheEternal]

So that roughly child-sized giant spider swallowed her whole with no trace of blood or entrails? After they were able to leave cow corpses all over the place and one dead human body? Ugh...Looking for sense, continuity or logic in a bad, cheap production movie from the 70's.

[yomie100]

@RichterTheEternal Um....good luck with that :o)

[wasmithie911]

One of my most often-used phrases? Haha, my friend! This battle of wits is over!

[quigonnjon]

Sir, you offend me.

[tlrledbetter]

Is that woozle named Peanut line a reference to something I don't know of? 'Cause I don't think Jeff Dunham was well-known yet back then.

[daffyphack]

@tlrledbetter Joel started using it during the Comedy Central era. Presumably, him and Dunham ran in the same puppet circles.

[tlrledbetter]

@daffyphack Interesting tidbit. Now thanks to Dunham's worldwide fame, this old joke got better with age, like a comedic wine.

[paladindarknite]

@daffyphack not the woozles of sat. morning cartoons?

[daffyphack]

@paladindarknite Those were the Wuzzles. #importantthingsiknow

[didgeboy287]

"I'm a woozle . . . and my name is 'Peanut'."

[PerryPlanet]

"The Diamond Anniversary Ring. Tell her you'd marry her right out of high school all over again."

[kftc88]

She might be a drunk, but she's still WAY too attractive for her incredibly gross husband. How the hell did he manage to get her, let alone the waitress girlfriend on the side?

[applebonker141]

@kftc88 Ugh. I know, right? You could say its because its a small town but as Tom said in "Zombie Nightmare", no town is that small. T_T

[didgeboy287]

@kftc88 The town is apparently THAT small.

[Yapshire]

@kftc88 Women are like proctologists. They're expensive and all they are interested in are assholes. We nice guys never get the girl.

[austrailianpirate]

Charles Manson, the jeweler..

HAHA well met my friend, this battle of wits is ovah!!!

[easyeasy506]

i ordered that Alan Hale action figure - Mike Nelson was right- you have to buy the over-sized gut seperately.

[easyeasy506]

"is there a japanese tea ceremony going on next door?!?" :)

[didgeboy287]

@easyeasy506 Ha! I always love their soundtrack jokes.

[Indigokitteh]

"It's not from around here"... So let's beat it up! HAHAHAHA

[theyeti101101]

Alan Hale is like a more benign Joe Don Baker.

[rettic]

It sounds like the cheese-head is constantly chewing his cud.

[devospud]

the people in this movie are far scarier than the spiders

[hellozevines]

"Charlotte's doing bachelor parties now."

[fiofiofioletta]

"Proud to be a crap farmer."

"Why is he cawing?"

[AstralPixie]

What was I doing... I wasn't drinking there for a minute???

"This battle of wits is over

[RainshadowDesert]

Charles Manson: Jeweler.

[Bunny3Bunny]

He comes with his own lunch haha

[Feckinpaddy29]

Ha! My mother used to use Jean Nate when I was a little kid.

[Spameggssausage]

isn't that the redneck in Pulp Fiction at 5:30??

[Feckinpaddy29]

Kind of Grunge-Amish look.

[moodysoup]

@Feckinpaddy29 I agree. It's very 'Hawkline Monster.'

[Theburn77]

Sir, you offend me!

[SinnFein4ever]

Wait.

A: Who brushes their hair before they go to bed (unless it's wet)?

B: Who pulls the covers up only to their shins?

C: Who sleeps with their bra on?

[livinintwilightzone]

@SinnFein4ever Well, she is wasted...LoL! Probably trying to ignore the Japanese tea ceremony guys next door.

[SinnFein4ever]

@livinintwilightzone

Heh.

Good point.

[Bulletsforbabies]

@SinnFein4ever I sleep with my bra on.

And I'm a guy.

[TimelordR]

Servo:"..let me see that, "Dear Chunkhead.."Oh, that's not nice!"

[WhiteTiger225]

"That's a geode, not from around here. Got that from down south?"

North American Southern East Coast has like no rocks at all XD

[pockypurse]

Lol, that "Shine, mister?" line made me lol so hard.

[Raithious]

Oooo, Charlette's doing bachelor parties now!

This invasion is really sluggish....

It's more like a minor spider unrest...

WE'RE YOU'RE DIRTY SOCKS!!! WASH US!!!!

GIANT PUPPET INVASION!!

Ha-ha! Well met my friend! This battle of whits is over!

And props for yet another Lucky Man reference.

[freakofevolution]

If you had a barrel full of these...You'll be a fat cheesehead with a barrel full of these! This battle of wits is over! Dear Chunkhead...well, that's not nice! HAHAHA...Let's have some tea! Paul Reiser?! This is a horror movie! Ed Wood's "Lolita" Why's it so neat and clean in here! Real Stories Of The Fake Highway Patrol! The new Alan Hale action figure! WALKING TALL 3: THE HIGH CHOLESTEROL YEARS! Looking for a new Gilliagan...you interested!

[ilandelle]

wonder if that p.o. box still works ;D

[scitsalcoryp]

Barbara Billingsley is a fox

[CyanoticFuture]

Tonight on a very special Waltons,Mary Ellen runs around in her underwear.

[Laz321]

"Aww, the music budget ran out..." lol

[CarolinaOcelot]

WOOOOOO PACKERS WOOOO!!!

[tybo09]

@CarolinaOcelot WHOOOOOOOO!!! PACKERS!

[CdiGanon]

WOOOOOOO PACKERS

[vlcupper]

Who else is watching this to celebrate the Super Bowl? GO PACKERS!!

[enochmamon]

@vlcupper I am. PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL! PACKERS WOO! Those Minnesota guys can make fun of us all they want, but they've never won a single Super Bowl.

[tybo09]

@enochmamon PACKERS!!!! WOOOOOO!!

[ApacheMan2K]

@vlcupper Did you see Bill Corbett's Facebook post in response to the Packers' winning the Super Bowl? It's basically a compilation of "Go Packers!" jokes shown throughout this movie. Like it was a prediction of the future. XP

[Gigrantula58]

I feel shaky! Oh so trembly! I've had whiskey and vodka and gin!

[tybo09]

Umm... Those coordinates he reads are somewhere off the eastern coast of Canada...

[montyburns9999]

@tybo09 Seriously? You checked? That is awesome. Bill Rebane needs to research his coordinates better!

[tybo09]

@montyburns9999 I'm a nerd. What can I say?

(No, I'm not one of those people that points out every error in movies, it's just that I had Google Earth open when I was watching it).

[ApacheMan2K]

Favorite quote for this part:

Servo: The new Action Alan Hale -- he sits down, he snacks, he sits down again, he farts, he drives, he comes with his own lunch!

Mike: Action Alan Hale and Action Alan Hale's Gut sold separately.

[KingOfUm]

@Wiiguy07 A woozle is a character from the Winnie The Pooh universe.

[Wiiguy07]

@KingOfUm - Crow said: "I am a woozle, and my name is peanut." Peanut is a Woozle from Jeff Dunham's stand up routines..

[KingOfUm]

@Wiiguy07 Sorry, my mistake, I assumed they were talking about woozles from Winnie The Pooh since woozles are furry and mean.

[XxCRIMSONGHOSTxX]

@Wiiguy07 fuck jeff dunham

[Wiiguy07]

@XxCRIMSONGHOSTxX - then fuck you, troll.

[jrmarrero96]

Since when did women find men who lactate, wear back braces and who are unkempt and uneducated sexy?

[KingOfUm]

@jrmarrero96 You described all of lower Minnesota.

[cyberhoodlum]

hahahahaha let's have some tea.

[IliyaMoroumetz]

I don't know why, but I can't help but laugh every time Tom says, "Dear Chunkhead," at 7:13. Maybe it's the voice and the combination of the words, but I just find it hilarious! XD

[CarolinaOcelot]

My assignment: Take out the greasy hick, with extreme prejudice.

[PunchSydeiron]

4:23!

[versus79]

And the invasion's been crushed.

[Matrix29bear]

We're your dirty socks.

WASH US!

-- I love that line.

[ironychan]

My bloody mary has legs!

[suichi98]

well, gotta get up early to start drinking! hahaha

[JimGrim90]

Good day sir, this battle of wits is over!

[Applemask]

The family in Tobacco Road had a nicer farm than this.

[TitusYorick]

5:31 If Bill Engvall and Kevin Smith had a baby.

[trakaddikt]

1:25 i lost it

[ChaoticYak]

Don Juan de Stinko!

This invasion is awfully sluggish.

It's more like a minor spider unrest.

[ViciousMugen]

"The new Alan Hale action figure! He sits down! He snacks! He sits down again! He farts! He drives! He comes with his own lunch!"

"Action Alan Hale and Action Alan Hale Gut sold seperately.

XD L - M - F - A - O!

[RaWrZzZz]

i love mst3k but i can't watch the spiders any more Dx

[watda74]

-GOTTA NIP IT IN THE BUD!!

Still a classic!! X-D

[snipetracker]

@watda74 When you're feeling melancholy, just think of that line to brighten your outlook. It's my favorite from this episode.

[pytko3]

"What was I doing?  I wasn't drinking there for a second."

[Scorpion14]

"HOO!! HA!!! MISSED ME!! HOO!! HEE-HAA!!"

[Jexta66]

"Hey, were looking for a new Gilligan. You interested? "

[CrowServo3000]

"no thats the bed!"

[Dulcimerist]

The music budget ran out!

[wheelsdude]

"Ed Wood's Lolita"

That's probably one of the better ways to describe this turd of a film.

[ninjawraith17]

I remember the Giant Puppet Invasion.

The carnage was unbelievable. Limbs torn from their bodies, imitation fur, cotton pouring from the chest cavities, and lifeless googly-eyes staring right at you. Lost a lot of good men. Never forget.

[OzzyFan87]

"Sir, You offend me!" 

[jarvisel]

I love the horror when they think she might be drunkenly shitting the bed.

[OzzyFan87]

This invasion is awfully sluggish.

Kinda like a minor spider unrest.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Charlotte's doing bachelor parties now!

No, that's the bed!

The Martha Stewart we never see!

I feel shakey, oh so trembling, I had whiskey, and vodka and giin!!

I need a better pillow... bed.... house... husband... life!

[galaxyrock]

NO! That's the bed.

[johnnyhorror92182]

Ed Woods "Lolita".

[seanThree16]

Lets have some tea, hahaha!

[InterEDGE]

what a loveable cast of disgusting, utterly horrid characters.

[mrhat1978]

"Paul Reiser??!! This IS a horror movie!"

[freakofevolution]

Charlotte's doing bacholor parties now! Kinda like a grunge/amish look! I attemped the northface of Mt. Cheesehead! Gotta nip it in da bud! Don Juan DeStinko! Come on in and let's do your taxes! The Martha Stewart we never see! I can tell you the spider's using all eight eyes now! Does the Fonz sleep here with his head against the wall! We're your dirty socks come wash us! The diamond anniversary ring...tell her you marry her straight after high school! Charles Manson: Jeweler

[ChaoticYak]

INVADE! ...uh...guys? Guys!

[piknictable]

ROFLMAO.. "Walking Tall 3, the high colesterol years" 8;20. lol

[ndnsoldierboy]

My assignment: Take out the greasy hick, with extreme prejudice.

[doodstormer]

"A-ha! Well met my friend, this battle of wits is over!"

[kftc88]

How can that guy have a mistress? Even his blind drunk wife should be out of his league!

[TheGreatYellow]

@kftc88 I guess it helps if his mistress is constantly drunk. It certainly helps the guy's wife.

[Oppledeldoc]

@kftc88 Plus she's Leslie Parrish, and blind drunk or not, she looks pretty much like she did as Daisy Mae!

[Nightweaver1]

Action Alan Hale! He walks, he sits down, he eats lunch, he sits down again! He comes with his own lunch! (Action Alan Hale and Action Alan Hale's lunch sold separately.)

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, the music budget ran out.

[TheGelment]

Who would win in a fight, Joe Don Baker or Allan Hail?

[pretorious700]

@TheGelment Alan Hale's dead, but he would probably give Joe Don a good go.

[watda74]

@TheGelment

Hale was highly proficient conking Gilligan on the head w/ his hat, but Joe Don 'Buford Pusser' Baker would 'Walk Tall'! He lived 'the American Dream like the guys on the TV screen'!

[11linksys]

web meets half naked lady's face

[cooltell]

"is there a Japanese tea ceremony going on next door?" oh man i lost it.

[SlairMongrel]

"I'm a woozle, and my name is Peanut."

[UltimateThanos]

@SlairMongrel Jefafa, Dun-Ham, Dot Com!

[Aralithe]

"It's more like a minor spider unrest."

[SinnFein4ever]

"Tonight, in a very special Walton's, Mary-Ellen runs around in her underwear."

[CaptainPolaris]

4:30 "Mr. Lincoln, Mr. Lincoln! Abe!"

Totally was not expecting that. Powerade. All over my laptop.

[BlueEyes7452]

GIANT PUPPET INVASION

[rsilkw2]

Paul Reiser! This is a horror film!

[ChaoticYak]

Charlotte's doing bachelor parties now.

[shrews12001]

So did Ev start drinking and in a stupor get married to Dan, or did she get married to Dan and start drinking right away as the rest of us would be forced to do?

[LiteracyLabyrinth]

LOL

[bhdunn]

"huh. . .the music budget ran out"

[Windclaw]

"Securing butt, over!"

"WE'RE YOUR DIRTY SOCKS! WASH US!"

[shrews12001]

This movie is held just below the threshold of unforgivable by the fact that Ev has great legs that distract you from the pain.

[MidnightGrunt]

"No, thats the bed!"

[AL52Dragon]

"What was I doing, I wasn't drinking there for a sec."

[Theburn77]

don juan destinko

[Adrialgon]

"I'm proud to be a crap farmer."

[roadhouseroddie]

"charels manson jewler" lol

[htsasele]

"I'm a Woozle and my name is Peanut!"

[wtfomgstudios]

I love the Spider Invasion dubs!

"Invasion log day 3-We have just claimed the refridgerator!"

"I attempted the north face of Mount Cheesehead!"

[ne0nLIGHTS]

Giant Puppet Invasion!

[TheSlyther]

There has never been a better spider reaction than from Home Alone.

[ChaoticYak]

My only problem with this movie (besides how bad it is) is that the spiders make my skin crawl. I would shriek if I saw that many big creepy spiders in my apartment. Yuck.

"My novelty throw pillow!"

[mslrkn1471]

cousin billy: let's just say if you had a bucket full of these, a barrell full of these

servo: you'd be a fat cheesehead with a barrel full of these

LOL

[BlueEyes7452]

"Ah, music budget ran out."

[watda74]

-Shine, Mister?

That spider must be into bootblacking, he likes it VERY MUCH! X-D T^T

I know that wasn't necessary but I don't know any better. lol

[M0VIES4U2]

6:17

[sr71ablackbird]

Don Juan Di Stinko!!! The Martha Stewart we NEVER see!! The spider is using all 8eyes now, I can tell ya that :p a big tip, here's some naval lint. Are they worth 2 months of my welfare checks? So, seen leatherface around here lately ? she's putting up birth control pills for winter. Why's it so neat and clean in here ? Real Stories of the fake highway patrol. Walking Tall 3 - the high cholestrol years.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

8:11 LMAO top servo

[Gravos007]

"This invasion is awfully sluggish!"

"more like a minor spider unrest"

[metallica4563]

"Charles Manson: Jewler"

[pretorious700]

well, pound for pound maybe...but there is always Joe Don Baker

[bitterlikemyheart]

Hey, its cousin Bill-eh ! !

[ArccaToothus]

My NOVelty throw pillow!!

[Pyrexis]

jeffdunham and peanut reference ftw

[Gomess]

Pretty much every season has at least one Peanut reference!

[Danman861]

haha u do kno this was made like 5 years before jeff dunham

[Pyrexis]

actually jeff dunham has been around for a long time, he's only just gotten really popular

[rsilkw2]

Giant Puppet Invasion!

[urMOMgos2colegex]

Haha let's have some tea...

[Atrum]

Why is it so neat and clean in here?

[Atrum]

Don Juan de Stinko..

[ilikethecoke]

Charolette's doing bachelor parties now!

[TreesOfBaylor]

OOh what a lucky man he was.

[Ro34100]

There is a missing scene in the end: between when Dan goes to his room and looks for Ev, and when the sheriff comes - Dan and Terry talks (about Ev, he 'harasses' Terry, and she tells him he is a loser!)

[Ro34100]

About Ev´s death, I ask myself: no one discovered that she had died; no one found the body? And didn´t Terry listened the screams?

[fordieform]

japanese tea ceremony next door

lolol

-hero

[pf462]

the shot at 1:02 was pretty cool, I thought.

[GhostRiderBaby88]

"charolette's doing bachelor parties now"

"hey pal, you got any curds and wey?"

"dear chunk head, hey that's not nice!"

[HankJwimbleton876]

this part has the funniest quotes, I was trying so hard not to laugh since I was in a lesson.

[Capng123]

Minor Spider Unrest!